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Honest Trailers | James Bond: No Time To Die
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen & Randy Whitlock
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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I'm suprised Bond was able to have a kid after what happened to him in Casino Royale.
Double-0 is license to kill, but that is after single-0 which is license to impregnate
Shhh, no one remembers
@@veevoir Double O: License to Orgasmify and Ovulate.
Yes you would have thought taking damage to his meat and 2 veg would have left him with some sort side effects.
I'm surprised he only has one kid.
"The guy explodes himself a little bit each morning to build up immunity". On point.
Well, God bless you and everyone else
When you talked about Bond being immune to death, you missed the part in Skyfall where Moneypenny kills him by shooting a bullet into him where he then falls off the top of a moving train on a tall bridge, falling into the deep chasm below. Somehow Adele teleports him to a remote island in the next scene where he just shows up with no explanation on how he survived.
The magic of music!
That right there was when I stopped watching Bond films or even the trailers. Except Honest Trailers of course:-)
And Adele song can save your life
That is something Adele tends to do
Skyfall was the best Bond movie, simply because he failed at his EVERY objective. Retrieve the disk, FAIL. Stop the attack in London, FAIL. Capture Javier Bardem, FAIL. Protect M, MASSIVE FAIL.
Am I the only one who laughed out loud at the dad who was “introduced in the Bush administration”? 😂
Nope. I stopped the video for a good chuckle at that one.
me too hahahah
I did too hahaha. You can say that about the 1st spiderman too
It reminded me how old I'm getting.
@@theq86 💯😩🤣
"if something's wrong with the face they hate the human race" Literally how they create villains, you put it fully into words
The little French Guy from Quantum had nothing in his face and was very poorly received... the audience kind of wants a damaged villain.
And yet, DEADPOOL!
lol beat me to it.
@@Fernando31611 No one really cares that much about Quantum of Solace though
You wanna know how I got these scars????
"If somethings wrong with the face they hate the human race" was great
Crazy accurate, that genuinely sums up the Bond-villains
He wasn't Russian
@@JeeVeeHaych except the guy from quantum of solace
Well that strikes awfully close to home.
The title of Ian Fleming's autobiography.
Paloma was a great character in this movie. I hope they bring her back.
Better to give her a Spinoff on Netflix & Hulu.
What was great about her?
@@tinaloye2014 bewwwwwbs. lol
@@tinaloye2014 She was cute, sexy, funny, and had amazing fight moves.
@@raydunakin none of this things makes for a great character. You can say that for everybond girl, why does she stand out? You describe her like someone you’d want to date... not a character.
That line about Paloma was just spot on. That movie needed so much more of her (and so much less of the secret kid trope).
I found Bond’s awkwardness about the whole situation pretty hilarious.
And hopefully nothing more of the characterless new 007 trope.
I like how the villain didn’t have any reason at all to want to kill most of the world. He just kinda did it because „lol I can“
Well, he was Russian. Surely a villain doesn't need further motive than being Russian
In line with classic bond, but doesn't fit the tone of Daniel Craig universe
Didn't he just want to kill a (very long) list of specific people and/or their families, that is why a very specific dna virus was needed? That is not the entire world.
@@veevoir Depends which family: if he ever got a hold of Genghis Khan's DNA, he could wipe out millions
*laughs in Kefka
"who spends 10 minutes making the audience say: who is that? and 150 minutes saying where did Paloma go?" So true, Ana de Armas talents were wasted in this film.
Not wasted, she was the highlight of the film; a little taste of her awesome character.
She featured so prominently in the trailer (the dress sure didn't hurt), but in the movie she was just... there... and then gone
On the plus side, since pretty much everyone agrees that de Armas was one of the best things about this, it's pretty much inevitable that someone's going to give her a full action movie to star in.
@@jasonblalock4429 She's set to co star in The gray man and they're rumors she's going to star in a john wick spinoff.
Or setup for a future movie.
"I don't regret a single moment that led me to you" - Emo Bond So, Vesper's death was super-easy, barely an inconvenience
And that one time he actually got married and retired
Whoopsie
@@kabouterwesley83 Whoopsie
@@Hybrid_Therapy Wow wow ... wow
@@davidfriend4328 tight
"Where did Paloma go?" 😂😂 I agree. She was by far the best thing about this movie
Amazing how she was more 007 than the new 007.
Agree, but to be fair, the bar was set pretty low.
She was probably at the physics lab, calculating how much impact a 90lb woman with puny muscles can have on a grown man
Ana De Armas... ooooooweeeeeee! 😍😍😍
Spot on with the explosion immunity. The grave blast in the beginning alone should've at least put him into intensive care for weeks.
He also could’ve used the magic EMP watch to kill the nanobots, but whatever, right?
@@brennanruiz1803 NANOMACHINES, SON!
They could have at least showed him duck out of the way at the last second. It would still kill him in real life, but seeing Bond eat an explosion face first kind of robs the film of any realism.
@@brennanruiz1803 this is a really sad moment that I've wrote, so you need to get alllll the way off my back about this.
This is the guy who survived a fall off a bridge in the intro of skyfall. These movies aren't supposed to be realistic
”Fine line between British and Alcoholic” 😂 “Cease all motor functions” 😂 “Law and Order SUV” 🤣
Yeah, old Land Cruiser beats the Rovers 😂
I literally snorted with the fine line between British and alcoholic line
@@bluekirty me too, came here just to find who else did
Also the obligatory Voldemort reference.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fully agree!
her dad was introduced during the bush administration had me dying. i totally forgot how long its been since Craig started
That made me feel so fucking old
"Riding the fine line between alcoholic and British" 😂😂😂 That is our line and it crosses all the time lol
"Hannibal Spectre" may be the most underrated joke of the century.
you're not wrong
If it was Mads it would have been the greatest.
"There's no one in-universe who'd care that much about an employee ID number, right?" Sports teams sometimes retire numbers for incredibly skilled players to honor them, so maybe. And honestly, the subtext of "I'm the agent who replaced James Bond" is a pretty solid national-intelligence power flex.
“My name is Bond. The agent who replaced James Bond.”
@@davedoe4932 Let's be honest, there's probably at least 12 other agents at MI6 that all fought each other to get the 007 number once Bond was gone. Just so that they can say they are 007. Nomi just ended up winning. (Not a literal fight fight amongst all 13, but there was jealousy.)
@@Atrus233 The concept of an internal 007 Hunger Games for nothing more than an ID number sounds more interesting than the plot of this whole film, to be honest
@@daggern15 💯🤣🤣
@@Atrus233 Wait, there are more than nine 00s?
I am totally crushing on Ana De Armas now
"cease all motor functions!" - duuuuuude, you're the best!!
I kind of expected you to mention the ludicrous chase in the Norwegian woods during which all the bad guys basically kill themselves on roots and branches.
and the product placement Land Rovers all get their arses handed to them by a 20 year old Toyota.
@@Ayrshore Japanese cars are indestructible
the ewoks won
The Beatles sang about that.
Yeah, even in the cinema I noticed vehicles got flipped at the slightest inconvenience.
Absolutely agree with your take on Ana De Armas. I wanna watch a movie about her character.
It would be cool if she became a recurring character in future Bond movies.
She’s probably going to be the new ‘Felix’
@@fredfredburger5150 No. They'll never let her shine in Bond. Just let her have her own things.
@@ArawnOfAnnwn maybe a bond universe? seperate movies for other 00's and then a movie with all of them together?
@@sharvay If they start by revealing that M used to use the identity, "John Steed", give Ana the identity of Catherine Gale, let that new 007 be Tara King, and it will all be set up so when they all get together they can be called.....[drum roll]......The Avengers.
3:41 “if something’s wrong with the face, they hate the human race.” WHY IS THAT SO TRUE FOR BOND FILMS THO Le Chiffre - scar over eye, one eye a different colour, weeps blood Silva - teeth destroyed by cyanide Safin - scars all over face
"The fine line between being alcoholic and being British." Been walking that line for years my friend.
"Riding the fine line between alcoholic and British" Is there REALLY a difference?
Having lived in Britain, of course there is. There are some that are addicted to tea.
It's a line I ride every day...
I think the assumption is that the Brits need a bit of alcohol in their bloodstream just to stay alive... or maybe to put up with one another? Then some just take it that one drink further and become an Alcoholic.
He was probably hiding an Irish joke in there somewhere.
54% of Brits have some form of alcohol every day, which is why there is a threat of booze shortages in the lead up to Christmas this year.
Ana's whole section was a ray of sunshine on this depression stew
i knoww, i wish she had been in it more! she was awesome
The only good thing in it.
"A biological weapon more powerful that several of Bonds STDs" I died
I never thought "cease all motor functions" could have ever had me in fits. Thanks for proving me wrong
"Carla was the prom queen" You're damn right she was.
I have a shirt with that quote
No wonder if felt similar when i watched that movie. Of course The Rock would come to mind. The OG Bond
"Walking the fine line between being an alcoholic and being British." That is, in fact, a very fine line.
What line? I only see a blur...
@@MAC-0 well then you're clearly not British enough 👍
"Looshersh alwaysh whine about their besht..." 🤣
"if something's wrong with the face, they hate the human race" that made my day lol.
Yous should have announced a date for this honest trailer, then kept pushing it back for about 19 months
Underrated comment
😂😂😂
The guy explodes himself a little bit each morning to build up an immunity 🤣
Thank you for including the absolute best line Sean Connery every spoke. Life Motto!
"He explodes himself in the mirror a little each morning just to build up an immunity." Made me burst out laughing 😂
Glad Craig's bond at least got a resolution, which is more than what Brosnan got.
The last Brosnan movie was kind of like, "Stop, just stop". He has the Thomas Crowne Affair where he retires from MI6 and becomes a wealthy art thief out of boredom though. So that was really the final Brosnan movie. Like how The Rock was the final Connery movie.
Should there be any resolution though? Bond has always been an eternal character.
@@larzblast Depends, in the books James Bond is just a title like 007, it makes ZERO sense for a SPY to be FAMOUS with the worlds underbelly, James Bond duty is literally just to keep the coolest sociopath busy.
A little catharsis for Brosnan is the somewhat underappreciated game "Everything or Nothing."
Bond doesn't need a resolution. He simply continues. That's the whole point of this series. That's been the biggest problem with Craig's series. While it's overall a good one, the whole running narrative kinda bogs it down. Bond never had that. Each movie was independent of the last and the next.
"Cease all motor functions." Nothing has made me laugh so hard in a while. Well done!
LOL, the sound of the body hitting the groud was the cherry on top.
best joke so far
Love the Wayne’s world reference!!! “Just gonna cross the T’s and dot the…..the…lower case J’s”
"cease all motor functions" 5:42 😂😂right on
I haven't seen that movie yet and even I know that Ana De Armas needs to be in it more. Hell, she needs to be in everything.
I need to be in her 😉
@@zappbrannigan2394 we all do
Maybe that way people will eventually bother to learn how to pronounce her name properly 😂😂😂 I don't know why people insist on emphasizing the final vowel
@@thompsonnoel Because we'd love her to be plular. One for each of us.
@@zappbrannigan2394 That's my girl, hands off. Had a thing for her since Blade Runner edit: typo
its not the line about him being immune to explosions, its the line about him exploding a little each day to build immunity. Imagine his cereal is just a bowl of those firework poppers
Snap, crackle, BOOM
Mentos cereal and diet milk.
Rice Krispies
Now imagine Bond taking a poop. ...Must be fun to wash that stuff every time it goes boom.
Damn the starring section was extra savage. Ngl the 'cease all motor functions' Westworld reference and the way Jeffrey Wright just plumps to the ground is just 💀💀
Haven't seen one of these in a while. God! I missed them. So on point with the commentary. LOVED IT!
When he said “Cease all motor functions.” My soul left my body! 🤣😂😂
Mine too. Top WestWorld reference
You don't have a SOUL, you're a @#$ING ROBOT. CEASE ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS! (Why are your eyes leaking?! My life is a lie.)
And then he fell back, like he obeyed the command. I cackled!
I understood that reference. 🤣
His too
I love how Honest Trailer guy made the connection between this Bond movie and the Rock and the guy who used to play Bond 🤩
It’s a common theory that Connery in The Rock is playing a version of James Bond who got caught and grew old in prison.
The ending with the John Mason clip was the chef's kiss.
Gremlins. It's Christmas and the fact you still haven't done it yet amazes me.
I think Honest Trailers is spot on. The next Bond movie will be a Charlie’s Angels reboot.🤣🤣🤣
They just did one. Nobody saw it
If they center a movie around that Cuban agent, I'd definitely watch it.
Not again.....
@crank fastle They’ll probably do it again. Hollywood are slow learners.
Nice to see you here Archangel!
The fact that same actress who played Marta in "Knives Out" played Paloma in this movie still blows my mind. I could look at the IMDb listing 50 times and still question whether it's true. That's some acting.
Dude, you gotta see her in Knock Knock. Trust me.
I thought that was her but was doubting myself. Nice.
Daniel Craig handpicked her for NTTD after working with her in Knives Out :)
Ana de Armas
She probably got some pointers when she was sleeping around with Ben Affleck for a short while
You brought out a Wayne's World 2 reference for this? Respect.
Paloma was by far the coolest and sexiest bond girl out of the whole franchise.
I don't believe she was in the film enough to even qualify. They're usually the main Bond Bed Buddy for much of the run time.
@@dan_hitchman007 So, Lea Seydoux was Bond girl twice?
Paloma's screentime in this movie was more up in the air than Rami Malek being a fan of several things in that awkwardly eerie airline commercial.
“You think I can remember? Her dad was introduced during the Bush Administration.” God, I feel old
That made me pause and back up because what…
@@teslaromans1023 I know right? I was in elementary school during that period.
6:00 Nobody bothered to point out that EMP shattered the bionic eye but did nothing to the earpiece BOND was wearing at that same time.
"Cease all motor functions" omg how dare you I'm dying 😆
"Cease all motor functions" and "He who should not be named" had me dying lmfao
I'll be honest. I teared a little when Bond knew that he wouldn't see Madeleine and his daughter again
Dude the ending was sad
same
I sorta expected it, but at the same time was thinking "they're not actually going down that route, right? Right..?"
@@HarryRobins you guys are aware they are fictional characters in a fictional world dying a fictional death...
@@icaruszero7 Not trying to sound rude here, but I hope you yourself are aware that having characters the audience can care enough about to feel sad for in-universe is an example of good storytelling.
“Surly’s Angels”. 🤣👏
I'd love to see you take on 2016's "Elvis & Nixon" starring Michael Shannon & Kevin Spacey -- and Colin Hanks, John Knoxville, Alex (yummy) Pettyfer.... !!!!
"The fine line between alcoholic and British." There's meant to be a line? My whole life is a lie!
There is, if you can actually focus on it.
2:23: IS there a line, generally?!🤣
Hey screen junkies. I love the honest trailers and its very clear you put a lot of effort into them because of how good they are. I would like to recommend that you do Castaway with Tom Hanks (made in 2000 i think). It would be an awesome. Thank you and can't wait for the next video.
Hannibal Spectre and „he who should not be named“ really got me! 😂😂😂
Please say “When someone asks if you’re a god, you say ‘YES!’”
"Cease all motor functions" Oh my god, that was brilliant! 🤣
makes me want to go watch westworld all over again.
"Law and Order SUV" made me laugh harder than it should have.
“…edge of clinical depression … riding the fine line between alcoholic and British” - genius writing.
"Voudrez-vous... crêpes?" Bwahaha, thank you for the bad French, it made me hysterically laugh for five minutes.
I was thinking that it should have been "Voudriez-vous... grapes" ~~ Yes, I heard 'GRAPES'
Now do Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace to fully complete the Daniel Craig Bond Honest Trailers.
Good idea!
But then they would have to cap it off with a "Every Daniel Craig's James Bond" Honest Trailer to summarize the five.
@@NukeMarine That one should be saved for the next Bond movie with whoever is the next Bond. I hope it's Henry Cavill
Cheer
"Cease all motor functions" I burst into laughter, really didn't see it coming. You're funny.
CEASE ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS gave me a hard laugh 🤣 Great crossover reference 👍
Paloma was the best Bond girl ever. And the Cuba segment was the best part of the film.
probably shot in Twickenham
@@slyasleep lol, actually yeah half of cuba bit was shot in Pinewood. None was shot in Cuba.
so you're telling me Bond went to a secret island with a bunch of henchmen dressed in pink suits lead by a leader in a long gray coat. James Bond meets Squid Game CONFIRMED
Should have mentioned that Craig finally FINALLY gets to play with more Bond gadgets than a user-identifying gun. They really went all out this time.
By only a little.
Don't forget the radio, or the explosive watch and... I think that's it.
That's always been the line they tried to walk through the whole series. They start with very few gadgets, then bring in more and more. Then they get ridiculous, the fans complain and they take them all out in the next movie. Repeat the cycle. Can't seem to settle on a middle ground. 🙂
"The fine line between alcoholic and British"... hey, I resemble that remark!
“Q? The Q? Dude, people are looking for you, man” Ok, that actually made me laugh out loud
QaBond
I don't understand what it's a reference to.
@@davecullins1606 Qanon (or Q anon), the secretive person pushing insane conspiracy theories to Trumpy right-wingers
That would of been a crazy James Bond movie if he had to track down the "Q."
A really good quintilogy for Mr. Craig. Madeleine to Mathilde: “His name was Bond, James Bond.”
The only way it could be better is (had he not been blown up before our very eyes) if she said that to the girl at a cafe and then we suddenly heard Bond's voice correcting her delivery!
@@professorpsoop Great idea. Reminds me a bit of the end of The Dark Knight Rises.
“While giving Bond a child...how...progressive”🤣🤣
Ana De Armas was absolutely love and fantastic in this one.
Asking her scenes alone would have been great.
To be honest, I appreciated how cheesy the movie was at points, which yeah okay, Bond movies tend to be anyways, but the whole secret evil lair that is a whole island, the main evil dude being evil because he can, were just refreshing after countless of movies giving you a reason for every single thing. Still a bit sad about the end, but oh well, Bond always comes back with a different face.
"Bad writing was refreshing after good writing" that's what you said.
@@pvshka It doesn't need to be an airtight cinematic masterclass like a Nolan film to be enjoyable. Marvel movies seem to be doing just fine despite being complete dogshit.
@@muffinman3052 but thats just like..your opinion mannn
@@muffinman3052 it indeed doesn't, I can also enjoy a braindead action/comedy/horror/whatever flick. But generally, I'll enjoy a well written movie more than a badly written one.
@@muffinman3052 why are marvel movies dogshit? lol.... (not necessarily disagreeing, just asking for your reasons)
“Carla was the Prom Queen” - Stanley Goodspeed
“Oh I was trained by the best, British Intelligence. Come on. But in retrospect, I’d rather been a poet or a farmer.” - Captain John Patrick Mason of Her Majesty’s SAS
why does Ana de Armas always steal my heart when I see her?
"Death? Ain't no time for that." - James Bond
I did not realise until this video 2:03 we are supposed to know her father from casino royal lol
"Riding the fine line between alcoholic and British" "If something is wrong with the face, they hate the human race" And 5:46 that dig legit killed me
It really is a fine line. Anyways, I'm off to the local...
5:50 Law and Order SUV 😂😂😂🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ I’m dead
Whoever came up with that "Biological Weapon..." joke needs an immediate raise 😂
I have really enjoyed Daniel Craig's run. I do hope for a bit of a return to the cheesiness of the older Bond films though. The gadgets, guns, and girls was the charm. Outdated? Very often. However, the current iteration doesn't really set itself apart from the Bourne movies or the Mission Impossible movies at this point.
Yes, thank you. "Dour" was exactly the word for it. Are we done with everything being "gritty" now? It's enough already.
That's where the Kingsman series entered the picture, filling the spot that the pre-craig bond left
@@tedjomuljono3052 agreed, but I want Bond to be Bond, haha.
I wouldn't expect an "old style" Bond movie ever again. Craig has said that he wanted to, but they can't really do it because "Austin Powers" ruined it for them.
@@ConstantineFurman I'm definitely not expecting one, but I think it has much less to do with Austin Powers than it does the general perceptions of society at this point. After all, Pierce Brosnan had Bond films post Austin Powers.
Honest Trailers are why I look forward to Tuesdays.
Seriously, thought I was clicking on the Bond trailer. Love your work!
“Riding the fine line between alcoholic and British”. I mean… yeah. That’s valid. Back in the days when George Lazenby was Bond, there was no line between alcoholic and Australian
And back when it was Connery there was no Scottish without alcoholic.
1:43 Ralph Fiennes hairline says finally goodbye. Rest in piece, I'll always remember it from Schindlers List. He should go back do Voldemort now
Ima be honest this bond film had some of if not the best bond action scenes in any bond film. I just loved that they were all practical & no CGI
Some great stunts but I found every shootout so boring, even that final one-shot fight (altough slightly better than Spectre)
Seriously? There's tons of CGI.
Skyfall had better action
yeah. They def took a few lessons from John Wick.
Bruh moment. When you think most of the set pieces are practical hahaha. Cgi really has come a long way and shows how realistic it can get. Metaverse here we goooooo
"The fine line between British and alcoholic" got me XD
"cease all motor functions" that's a really good one! 😂
That Chris Pratt diss 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏
I really enjoyed the end of the movie taking place in the villain's secret cold war missile base full of henchmen. It was really nostalgic and made me wish they'd make a decent Bond game for old-time's sake.
Apparently the team behind the latest Hitman games is working on one.
Goldeneye game was awesome ;)
@@GuyYouMetOnline "Error: Aston Martin is unavailable offline"
@@RokuHanmar ...Is that a thing that happens with the current Hitman games? I haven't played them.
@@GuyYouMetOnline Yeah, because they're always online you get things like that a lot. It was especially bad around Hitman 3's launch
"Where did Paloma go?" That really nailed it.
Finally got around to watching the film yesterday and immediately needed a palate cleanser via Pitch Meeting and Honest Trailers.