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Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.
if you don't follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets right now nothing bad will happen to you honestly you'll be fine
Gus I'm a big fan very xd video
Don't hurt me, I will follow you
Big ol pp
Thats good cause i just fell off the stairs
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear gus
I respect how that cigarette didn’t fall out of his mouth.
I feel like he sticky taped it
SPY!!!
@Blaz RBLX It Is Also Facing The Wrong Way...
BlueTnek321 if you have dry lips wet them a little and cigarettes will stick to your lips
Spy 'round here!
ur gonna wanna git.
Yessir 😊
I really need that repo
DUDE HOW MANY SHELLS DO YOU HAVE IN THAT GUN
@@CamDaManCangame i got 57 more goddamn rounds in this 4 round magazine
Using a cigarette to cast Allakablam is the most forbidden magic.
I love that one as well. XD
Alabamakablam
One can get sentenced to death for this; or worse, e x p e l l e d.
He would have no trouble fooling Penn and Teller with that kind of true magic.
It’s the forth unforgivable curse.
We can all agree that the “chik-shik” every time Gus ejects a shell will never annoy you.
Chik-sik never old
You’ve pronounced it perfectly
so true i am satisfaction
I don't want to sound crazy but that is legitimately a satisfying noise.
@@Hrm1273 youre not crazy, i agree with you
I love how Gus looks 19 and 47 all at once
*Dad bod intensifies*
He also kinda looks like Arin Hanson with blond hair
@@Justin-qb1yw don’t say that about gus
@@realfatjoe888 You're right Obama I shouldn't say that please forgive me
Who’s gus
"You're doing a lot of yammerin', but unbeknownst to you you're speaking your final words." is honestly a classic line of youtube cinema
Damn that part was good
Final*
Goddamn that’s an Irish name if I’ve ever seen one... and I’m Irish!
@@brigabobo Well.... Sounds to me like we got a bit of a smartass on our hands...
The lines are amazing
I love to imagine he only had one shell and had to awkwardly walk over and reload it between each take.
At 0:43 he ejects 2 shells so he had more than 1
@@pot6577and then 3 shells in literally the next scene
@@ali94hnwith the magic of editing we really get the impression that the gun ejected multiple shells in a single take. AMAZING!
@@jeremytitus9519 Alakablam
It has a 4 round magazine. He never ejected more than 4 shells in one go. Between cuts he reloaded the shotgun, presumably.
"I got 57 more goddamn rounds in this 4 round magazine" - Dumblebore said camly.
"I got 57 more goddamn rounds in this 4 round magazine," Dumbledore ejaculated calmly. (Gotta say it more like JKR)
Pure comedy genius
Normal people: ends sentences with period Shotgun man: ejects shell
@Nicolás Agustín Nah he is right *ejects shell*
Oh yes
@@keynanmartinez you didn’t say ejects shell ejects shell
It's just badass *ejects shell*
You see, his ejected shell had launched itself so far that it ripped through the space time continuum and right through the 4th wall. And then it just gives a smooch to your subtitles giving it a period *ejects shell*
"I don't understand the physics of this." You're goddamn right.
Say my name.
Heisenberg@@itsouden6201
kzhead.info/sun/nMaGgKaZm3qHlX0/bejne.html Alakablam for 10min
Rainer Behrendt you’re goddamn right.
Sounds more to me like "Your gonna wanna get" lol
Can we just appreciate that even in a comedic bit Gus still has proper muzzle discipline and never sweeps the camera or anyone else? A+
Okay man 🤓
There not even in the same shot
@@drconflict629 What's with the nerd emoji
@@nsombakuZambia It implies that he's a total dork about safety in a comedy bit.
@@drconflict629 People like you are the downfall of society. You should always use proper safety precautions whilst handling a weapon. It doesn’t matter if it’s a skit or not, safety switches can malfunction.
"you're gonna wanna get" is now my mother's favorite catchphrase
“I’ve got 57 more GD rounds, in this 4 round magazine”, that’s where they got me.
Same
Abablackabam
same
@Krash_Omaomao thats what i wrote
@Krash_Omaomao Nobody cares about that
"you're not even coming close to me-" ''A L A C A B L A M"
*A M E R I C A N H A R R Y P O T T E R*
@@Celesticle_ P R E T T Y M U C H
*W H Y A R E W E T A L K I N G L I K E T H I S ?*
@@Kingtron5464 *W E H A V E T O*
Lol i read this comment while watching that part
1:06 therapist: american harry potter isn’t real he can’t hurt you Me: sh*t
For anyone wondering, I think he ejected 19 shells and fired 13 rounds and he said he has 57 left. That would be at least 89 in his gun which he said is 4 round.
A staggering 12 less than movies - what an inaccurate video
I gOt 57 MoRe GoD DaMn RoUnDs In ThIs 4 RoUnD mAgAzInE *pumps shot gun*
This trope always bothers me in movies because the whole incident could've been safely avoided if there was just a sign that read "Beware of Shotgun Wizard"
I was watching a 20/20 report once on avoiding robbers and apparently having a “beware of dog sign” actually helps a little. You don’t even need to actually have a dog. Robbers would rather pick a place that’s less likely to have a noisy animal to alert neighbors and the homeowner
@@KittyPieVibes only like 10% relevant but thanks for the information anyways
I might steal that line for one of my stories
@@JFK_Speedwagon Meh more like 60 percent. But yes dog signs significantly lower your chance of being robbed. Especially if you got the silhouette of a german shepherd, black mastiff or bulldog.
There's motion sensor alarms that sound like a mean dog barking. It'd probably scare the hell outta my cats, though.
What's truly amazing is how that cigarette hasn't fallen out of his mouth
Underated comment
True though
Superglue my friend
@@grasstastebad2490 Underated reply.
@@tingamauser underated reply to a reply
The “Your gonna wanna get.” 😂
I love how the muzzle flash gets significantly bigger once he utters the magical word, "alacablam."
Hiker: "I don't understand the physics of this" Gus: "ALACABLAM"
No, it's "ALABAMA" ... 😖
There was a bigger flash when he said alacablam
*When you're going up against a sorcerer but only have a gun* "Alacablam"
@@vikingoperator9873 lmao facts tho
@@vikingoperator9873 When they're immune to physical damage so you have to get creative
He ejected 18 shells. He shot 13 times. If he has 57 more shells that means he crammed 88 shells in that four round magazine
thanks i was actually wondering how many he had.
Fallout 4 magazine upgrades be like
And who knows, he might have shot other things before they started recording
Well the other guy did say he saw 36 shells go through the gun, so 18 + 36 = 54 total shells ejected. He shot 13 times giving us 67 shells, and another 57 other shells left in his four shell magazine. 18 + 36 = 54, 54 + 13 = 67, 67 + 57 = 124 124 shells crammed into a 4 shell magazine... Edit: I recounted the ejected shells, I counted 24 so! He had 148 shells crammed into a four shell magazine
I think this is what Europeans think math class in America is like
Gus's trigger discipline is actually on point. Pointing the shotty and "firing", his finger isn't on trigger even though he probably has his friend out of the way off frame. Wp
"I got 57 more goddamn rounds in this 4 round magazine" had me dead😂
The fact he knows exactly how many shells are left implies that he's been counting each and every shell that he ejects.
No cause he can look at the bottom right of the screen it says 57/88
K
lmao
Pienche Pendejo I like that accuracy lol
@@pienchependejo1316 88 shells not 89. Please refer to SniffyTea's comment for further explanation, he did the math.
"Do you feel lucky punk?" *proceed to fire 8 additional rounds out of a 6-shooter revolver*
And as a rebuttal, the classic "Is that all you got?" So cliche :D
“Is that all you got?” *Inserts small magazine into magnum* *Shoots 6 large magazines worth of bullets*
Mask?
Ishmael What does this have to do with the comment
The movie
“Is that even a real gun?” “Yeah!” Continues to shoot blanks
One of the funniest sketches on youtube hands down
The most unbelievable part of this video is the fact that a character like that used the word "unbeknownst" properly.
Seems like we have a smart ass On our hands
I GOT FIFTY SEVEN MORE GOD DAMN ROUNDS IN THIS 4 ROUND MAGAZINE
Unbeknownst to you, we southern folk use more of this type of language than people up north or out west. In other words, we tend to be more fluent in the native tongue.
@@ziggy3237 hmmm doesn't sound like british english to me :vvvv
Panzerzwerg ' where in gods name did you get British from that??
The most iconic line in film making history: “I have 57 more goddamn rounds left in this 4 round magazine”
57 more*
@@InFamXYT *more
When a lefty makes a movie involving guns
@@erabearm2565 what?
@@InFamXYT yeah you heard me🤣
Make an entire movie based on this character. Its hilarious. I would watch an entire web series based on this character
No. No, you wouldn't. You say you would, but you wouldn't.
@@Verasoulyes i would
@@Verasoul You must be SO fun at parties.
@@Verasoul*BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT.*
@@stormdoesgaming8919 How so? Stating the obvious that a bit like this works in a bite sized video but wouldn't for a feature length film?
This was the best misclick of my life.
"You're gonna wanna git" is the real sleeper hit here.
It's the alakablam with the "wand" for me lmao
I got 57 more rounds in this 4 round magazine
@@farati. A close second for me. Quality choice.
As he's tying his shoe.
Lol! And also, “Best get to stepping, son!”, and “You’re doing a lot of yammering, but unbeknownst to you, you’re speaking your final words!” XD
I like how Sven doesn’t give a shit about anything after a bit
Well, reindeer are better than people.
cole helll cole
Mood
thats because he couldnt hear the shots in pre-production
I like you're snake.
This is my favourite gus johnson video by far. Sometimes it just wanders back into my recommendations, and I always click on it.
One of the best videos ever. I remember when i watched this for the first time
The “alacablam” part is a masterpiece.
Literally had my crying; I was laughing that hard. Caused my father to laugh by proxy
I love how he uses his cigarette as a magic wand!😂
That was the best part
Tying his shoes along with “You’re gonna wanna git.” Was my personal favorite moment.
I actually laughed out loud
“I’ve got 57 more god damn rounds in this 4 round magazine” -Florida Man
Flordibama
Can fit any cuz fuckin mossberg puts a dumbass stick in the tube so I have to chamber a round through the eject port
😂😂😂
That seems to be how their science and math works down there
@@anonymous-bi2di asshole neighbors?
"You're gonna wanna get" has been in mine and my partner's lexicon ever since we first saw this video. It's a masterpiece of comedy!
God this one is so good, I go back to watch it regularly
The cigarette barely clinging to the mouth just makes it
.
Sour Patch hello Me.Sour
Couldn't tell if at about 30 seconds in if he was leaning back to keep it in or for exaggerating movement.
He had me dying of laughter at "don't need em"
Gus gotta get off the cigs and on to the shotgun shells
This is not an exaggeration or a comedy sketch it’s a documentary.
D
Halo Potato E
rec0n A
@@sigmafromohio1 D
This video is like action movies the hero has more ammo then the gun can withstand
can't even remember how many times i'm watching this at random moments just to cheer myself up
I love how the only time he doesn’t reload is when he’s actually shooting.
Gamers when shooting 1 bullet: dont mind if I do
@@Arctirex_ i do that but with slight of hand and quick reload mag
@@Arctirex_ Lol you shoot one bullet at someone in any FPS game and the reload animation will show you reloading the entire magazine 😂😂😂 I haven’t realized how funny that is until now 😂😂😂
That's something the doom slayer would do when he's on the Haste power up lol.
It’s because he cocked it so much it’s already loaded for like thirty more shots
I laughed so hard at "don't need 'em" because it sounds like it could be a one-liner from an actual action movie
I think the "you gonna wanna get" line is the climax. That's the funniest part because of the build-up. All the other lines are fine but not ridiculous
I feel like Deadpool would say that
Or doomguy
Killer bean?
Same bro
A true one hit wonder right here. May this meme never die.
Everyone is impressed how many rounds the magazine holds. I'm more impressed he kept count while having a conversation.
Fun fact: before Gus started shooting, 18 shells were ejected from the gun.
he then fires the gun 13 times and ejects one more shell, totaling 32 shells moving through the gun. if he really still has 57 more god damn rounds, that means his shotgun has a capacity of 89 shells in the magazine + 1 in the chamber, coming to a grand total of a 90 shell capacity
@@xenasaur520 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍💯 oh that's grand! Omg I can't help myself from laughing so hard! Thanks man!
@@ingodwetrust8195 we have an emoji spammer (r/redditmoment)
@@bobmcjosson2259 we've got a redditor boys!
@@xenasaur520 doom 1 and doom 2
He has a cigarette in his mouth so that means he is the cynical rebel character
With a troubled family issue that makes you feel sorry for him and he ends up being the good guy in the end
Will Calvert and ends up sacrificing himself for the greater good
Jeez you cigarette smokers are QUITE easily offended lol.
Hopper from stranger things??
Yeah 'cause he's rebelling against health
I think out of all his skits this is my favorite
I've gotta say this one is probably one of the funniest of all the gus videos. everytime i watch it I still laugh. alakablam!
Ah I see, he racked the slide enough so he could rapid fire later, smart.
Well I made the comment the 199th great
250th like
Shit, that could actually be engineered to work.
I legitimately thought that was a thing you could do with a shotgun when I was a kid. I just imagined that you'd fill up the barrel and then it'd fire rapidly
Logik
My favorite is when someone is dramatically holding a pistol to a persons head, then after like a minute of dialogue they cock the gun and put it back to their head.
ALWAYS ^^
Usually a revolver, which does work that way.
Or when simply moving a gun makes a cocking sound
@@totalmetaljacket789 Single-action revolver needs to be cocked, double-action do not
SimpleJack I mean if it’s double action can’t he still cock it? It’s been a while since I shot one so idk
American Harry Potter can’t hurt you, he’s not real. American Harry Potter: *ALAKABLAM*
For real. Glad someone made a video about it lol
The cigarette barely hanging on his lip is the best part of this video
I think he’s has it backwards to
How does he do it
its kind of gus's thing
I was waiting for it to fall the whole time
YEAH N IN THE MOVIE THE FILTER STAY COMPLETELY DRY
“I got 57 more goddamn shells in this 4 round magazine.” *A more American line has never been said*
Yes
So true
I want to say thats false but I cant LOL
“The solution? Use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun.” -The Engineer from Team Fortress 2
How? Oh cuz guns and American's apparently like guns... how funny
Legend say he still eject his shell
Well done lads. I actually laughed. Haven’t done that in a while. Subbed.
This feels like old KZhead is being revived, the renaissance has begun
Phil Swift I can’t tell if that’s a Thor reference
Flex tape united them
nopoke69 now just delete your comment to pretend I’m not a moron
Now I want to know what nopoke69 commented
The reality of it is that we have been in the dark ages for 6 god damn years now
the most realistic part is how dedicated to Trigger Discipline Gus is.
Ikr it was a real gun too that’s why I love this guy so much
It is stupid funny
Why are you gay
@@EpicGamerino?
@@EpicGamerino u high??
“AlAkAbLaM” perfect line.
This is not garbage this is a MASTERPIECE
"I got 57 more god damn rounds in this 4 round magazine." Why is it so false but yet so true?
Extended mags upgrade LVL. 900000
No u
lost it
I literally laughed irl when I heard that
That's Dr. Who Time Lord level technology right there!
Not once did his finger touch the trigger, true trigger discipline.
Mega bruh
@sbcontt YT wow dude that’s so hilarious 🤣 😂😂🤣😅😂🤣🤣😅😂🤣🤣😅🤣😅😅😅🤣😂😂😅😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😅😅😅🤣😂😂😅🤣🤣😂😂🤣😅😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪😂😅🤣😃😅😄😀😃🧠🤣😄😊😅🤣🤨😂😁😅😇😇😍😅😄😂🤣😀🤣😂😅😄😊🤪😜😜🤪🤪😄😇😃😀🤣😄😇😄😍😃😀🤪😙😃😃😜😀😚😂😀🤓🤓😃😜🤓😀😇😇😄🙂🙂😀🙂😊😂😂😅😂😃😄😄😂😂😄😊😆😂😂😂😅😃😄😂😎😎😳😳😳😳😳
@@justamicrowave2572 did you just discover emojis or something?
Actually make sense It's be tragic if he shot the other guy while filming
Because you never see them in the same shot together they probably filmed each part separately. So not only did he keep his finger off the trigger, he assumed the gun was loaded and didn't point it at another person.
the “57 more rounds in this 4 round “MAGAZINE”” got me rolling
I still find this hilarious 😂 keep it up
I could watch this randomly once a month for the rest of my life.
Been doing that for a year now
@@Balls819 the best 3 month long year of my life
@@Balls819 same
@@Balls819 same
@@windowjumper 4now
Normal people: end sentences with a period Shotgun man: *Ejects shell*
I'm commenting so people will see me first after this comment blows up.
The best part is that at the end he wasn’t even pumping it
"Ive got 57 goddamn shells in this 4 round magazine *P E R I OND*"
WOAH U DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BLOW UP!
@@StormyBoi6 no he ejected a shell XD
Every now and again I come back to this masterpiece
Reading some of these comments was as priceless as this video. Excellent comedy all around!!
"I got 57 more rounds in this four round magazine." - When you get the extended ammunition perk for your revolver.
Godamn!
BioShock extend mag for pistol turns it from 6 shots to 24 shots, i love it
That line is what got me really cracking up
Call of duty be like:
Me and the boys with our 4 shooter
-"Where are you from?" -"I'M FROM FRIGGEN' ALAKABLAMA"
Sure it wasn’t alablamska?
why did i laugh to this?
Nice
Your a wizard gus
Ala-ka-blamska you mean partner
Have to watch this every time it pops up
This is amazing😂
"I have 57 more rounds in this 4 round magazine" *People who use unlimited bullet hacks in a nutshell*
Lol
Lol
Lol
r/cod/for/life/lol/haha
@@cnelly4582 that's not even how subreddits work.
Okay but can we talk about how satisfying that "Click-Clack" was everytime
Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear mc
AxxL Ok? Who asked?
@@AxxLAfriku Its your two sisters Axxl... how many times do we have to tell you this...
Pretty good, but not nearly as good as the M1 Garand ping
Too Lazy to make a username yeah it’s not as good, but it’s still pretty nice.
Excellent trigger discipline
I watch this daily😭🔥
I like how Gus is very careful to not have his fingers on the trigger in all shots. Good trigger discipline.
Si
He has to have his finger outside the trigger guard to hit the release for the pump to cycle
@@Delta1001 that's how shotguns work
Björn Fellhanded might be different on your shotgun, but on mine the slide release is placed right next to the trigger guard where it can easily be actuated while your trigger finger is in the trigger guard.
Guns have safeties. So, he did have his finger on there a little bit, but even if he shot, it wouldn’t shoot.
I've seen like 36 shells go through that gun DON'T NEED EM
OMG it's you!!
Why hello there Jon
alakablam
420 likes
Do a cover of hammer smashed face with all star vocals
One of the best videos on KZhead
the "Alaka-BLAM" plus the cig wand really got me lmao
My therapist: American Harry Potter is not real he can't hurt you. American Harry Potter: 1:06
E
So, anyway I started blasting
Harry potter: *magic wand* American Harry potter: *magic 4 round shotgun wand*
@@muhammaddanishbinramizi2052 Hagrid-"Harry you are an American"
LMFAOO DED
This video is pure brilliance
Thumbnail made me come here. Hilarious. 😂 Thank you
Sometimes they load their guns after a tense situation and im like WHY WOULD YOU NOT HAVE IT CHAMBERED YET WTF
**Nervously re-assembles gun while being shot at**
*aims glock* *safety clicks off*
@@smoraptor *loads glock with hammer pullback sound*
Lemme assemble this grenade
Wait for what? Explain to me like I've never touched a real gun. Don't they reload after emptying everything in the gun? Do guns have like a backup bullet chamber? Don't you have to reload when they run out? ( I have shot a gun but I genuinely know nothing about guns other than some safety things so yeah I'm genuinely confused by this lol)
Luckily, he was outside of the shotguns 2 meter range where all the pellets magically disappear.
Thats what happens when the simulation you're in on American soil is connected to Chinese Walmart servers.
Lmaoooooo
There's a point that if you shoot enofh rounds into the sky then the pellets will fall back down and it would be raining pellets so get a umbrella
the shotgun was just his stand
Soft Air Gun?
Predecessor to the A-12 full auto shotgun 💀
Hilarious!! I keep rewatching this video!! I love it!!
this is probably the only thing in my life what is going to make me laugh everytime in any situation, even if I lost everything xd
I did the math, he has 91 shells in that 4 round magazine.
That’s a little more than 4
“I did the math” I can also count
We got a Smart ass on our hands
you did the monster math
You mean, he's got 91 GD rounds in that 4 round magazine
"Ala-kablam" got me. That's hilarious
got me to i was dead hahahaha
“You gonna wanna *g e t* “
American Harry Potter be like:
Lmao came to say exactly this
Same
57 god damn rounds in this 4 round magazine.
This is the first KZhead video I ever saw it is so nostalgic
"I've got 57 more goddamn rounds in this 4-round magazine" *Ejects shell* 56
Uh.These likes seem shockingly convenient
AllanJ Bucknol some nerd is going to like it
Actually he has 63 now
@@ibytespiders4544 Explain. EXPLAIN.
@@jaspervermeer659 Its a movie shotgun it goes from 50 shells to 400 from 400 to 9 but never to 0 unless something intense is happening.
He ejected 19 shells, fired 13 shots and still got 57 more goddamn rounds left.
Your counting is much appreciated 👏
In this 4 rounds magazine
89 is a peculiar number
It's not the california model
@@lordrathut how so?
I love the “you’re gonna wanna get.” It’s perfect
Never gets old 😂😂😂