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Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)

RocketJump
2013 ж. 24 Қаз.
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Check out our new series, Anime Crimes Division! • Anime Crimes Division:...
Two cops get more than they bargained for when they face down a ruthless criminal...
Special thanks to Key & Peele for appearing in our video! Freddie will be in their Halloween episode on October 30th at 10:30 PST
Music by John Robert Matz ( johnrobertmatz.com )
Sound by Kevin Senzaki
VFX by Arnold Aldridge and Tanner Merrill
Camera by Ben M. Waller
Cast:
Agent - Keegan-Michael Key
Cortez - Jordan Peele
Asian - Freddie Wong
Cop - Brian Firenzi
Cop - Alec Owen
Police Photographer - Lauren Haroutunian
Hacker - Arnold Aldridge
Sniper - Jamie Lukaszewski
Wife - Ellary Porterfield
Kidnapper: Jake Andrews
Dead Body - Danny Vink
Written By: Matthew Arnold, Will Campos, Brian Firenzi
More awesome videos at RocketJump.com!
For licensing and usage inquiries please email licensing@rocketjump.com

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  • "All drugs were consumed in the making of this video".

    @goofistmcnutty3280@goofistmcnutty32804 жыл бұрын

    • For you, all drugs were consumed in the watching of this video.

      @JaysonT1@JaysonT14 жыл бұрын

    • We were high thus whole timr

      @tsugikuniyorichii7771@tsugikuniyorichii777120 күн бұрын

  • When everyone has ten reverse uno cards

    @raptin1595@raptin15954 жыл бұрын

    • Raptin 159 🤣🤓🤓

      @jencgold@jencgold4 жыл бұрын

    • 😀😁😂😂😁😀 Draw 4 Right now!!!!!

      @skarmale170@skarmale1704 жыл бұрын

    • I got to give you your 666 like :)

      @christophertrujillo2344@christophertrujillo23444 жыл бұрын

    • U gotta choose. How u play them 😂

      @HelmsL0L@HelmsL0L4 жыл бұрын

    • Im gonna change it to 1k

      @danol9032@danol90324 жыл бұрын

  • I like how Freddie and Peele are fooled by each other's disguises despite the fact that they're disguised as each other

    @jackstone9569@jackstone9569 Жыл бұрын

    • My god! I didn't even think of that till you pointed it out! Wtf s wrong with me?

      @anonimanonim2710@anonimanonim2710 Жыл бұрын

    • Peele was a sleeper agent though. so he only thought he was fooling freddie. and Freddie was able to fool Peele with the disguise because Peele didn't remember who he was until he was woken up from being a sleeper agent

      @Blate1@Blate1 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Blate1 still don’t make sense tho cause Freddie is Peele and Peele is Freddie. The awakened Peele is Freddie. So Peele in Freddie’s disguise awakened Freddie in Peele’s disguise. Freddie in Peele’s disguise now either believes Peele in Freddie’s disguise is a evil double or Peele (but he didn’t point out that he is faking) so it just doesn’t make sense either way. Plus the background story doesn’t work neither since we can’t pin down anyone’s identity. Freddie in Peele’s disguise says he’s inviestigsting Peele in Freddie’s disguise his corruption. So is Freddie investigating himself? If not, he must’ve known that was Peele. But why would he investigate Peele, supposedly Freddie’s subordinates judging from Key’s and their reaction? It’s stupid fun I think. Also it just doesn’t make sense for them to dress as each other honestly😂😂

      @jonswliu6650@jonswliu6650 Жыл бұрын

    • @@jonswliu6650 You just wrinkled my brain…

      @omegaoverl0ad@omegaoverl0ad Жыл бұрын

    • @@omegaoverl0ad that just means he's a few streets ahead of us

      @kylemackellar9209@kylemackellar9209 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:33 i love how he says he killed himself THEN he put the gun over there.

    @kanefbo@kanefbo Жыл бұрын

    • to make it look like the gun killed the pie^^

      @Erikanimations@Erikanimations10 ай бұрын

    • @@ErikanimationsJust another wild night in Wizard City

      @zacharyarchbold4097@zacharyarchbold4097Ай бұрын

  • Teacher: the test isn't that confusing The test:

    @thecoconutfromthetf2files@thecoconutfromthetf2files4 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated

      @pc__2513@pc__25134 жыл бұрын

    • LMAOOOO underrated comment of the year

      @emilyng5311@emilyng53114 жыл бұрын

    • Hey Sal

      @twelveshepherd9331@twelveshepherd93314 жыл бұрын

    • Hey its sal

      @andreajoc6357@andreajoc63574 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @divyanshpanwari348@divyanshpanwari3484 жыл бұрын

  • The snipers got confused, gave up and went home

    @TheDerpyDog@TheDerpyDog5 жыл бұрын

    • nah one of the snipers shot the gun at the end

      @nnll9243@nnll92435 жыл бұрын

    • Go home go to bed 😂👌

      @animecat2345@animecat23455 жыл бұрын

    • 1000th like

      @voidnovum7796@voidnovum77965 жыл бұрын

    • “Hey other sniper guy” “Yeah?” “What are those idiots doing?” “Beats me” “I’ve gotta pick up my kid from soccer practice in 5 minutes” “Yeah sure go ahead”

      @oddacity5883@oddacity58835 жыл бұрын

    • Sniper 1: should we just leave because i am confused as fuck Sniper 2: yeah this isn’t in our contract let’s just leave and pretend we were there the entire time Sniper 1: well i am going to get some blueberry pie, you? Sniper 2: i will join you on that offer *they both leave*

      @edwardzero9275@edwardzero92755 жыл бұрын

  • Nearly Ten years have passed and this Skit is still single handedly one of the BEST most CLEVER bits ive ever seen

    @TheArtisticGamer7@TheArtisticGamer711 ай бұрын

    • i honestly thought that too.

      @SingleMomFunAndTravel@SingleMomFunAndTravel11 ай бұрын

    • The comedic timing is superb too.

      @Pouncer_Fox@Pouncer_Fox10 ай бұрын

    • It's good, but see the skit Alternatino. That's probably the most clever skit written.

      @jal.ajeera@jal.ajeera9 ай бұрын

    • So many of their skits are great, but NOTHING can come close to the K&P Family Matters skit....

      @davidwestbrook6169@davidwestbrook61698 ай бұрын

    • Yup I'm back for more

      @1234wowww@1234wowww6 ай бұрын

  • "You were a gun for a second" always makes it tough for me to breathe. 🤣

    @premiumheadpats4150@premiumheadpats4150 Жыл бұрын

    • Bro can you explain that part of the joke?

      @rodduke2040@rodduke2040 Жыл бұрын

    • @@rodduke2040 He was a gun for a second.

      @yezzerexyziruis210@yezzerexyziruis210 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@yezzerexyziruis210He is a human. being :(

      @bustinarant@bustinarant Жыл бұрын

    • @@rodduke2040 Keegan turned into a gun for a second.

      @premiumheadpats4150@premiumheadpats4150 Жыл бұрын

    • @@rodduke2040 what is there to explain?

      @jairosolano1132@jairosolano113211 ай бұрын

  • "They had us in the first 22 halves, not gonna pie"

    @babyyogurt3655@babyyogurt36553 жыл бұрын

    • Rocket Jump: Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low

      @rezekjavic3070@rezekjavic30703 жыл бұрын

    • Funne

      @ant4iife@ant4iife3 жыл бұрын

    • halves*

      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln@AlejoConejo-vb8ln3 жыл бұрын

    • @@AlejoConejo-vb8ln thx

      @babyyogurt3655@babyyogurt36553 жыл бұрын

    • @@babyyogurt3655 No prob

      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln@AlejoConejo-vb8ln3 жыл бұрын

  • meanwhile the snipers are just watching this like "what the actual hell"

    @arrowb.8438@arrowb.84384 жыл бұрын

    • And the drone and the hacker

      @honoratojr.palmero4108@honoratojr.palmero41084 жыл бұрын

    • All the others were hired mercenaries. They bailed once their employers were dead.

      @last808@last8084 жыл бұрын

    • "Did you just get here son!?! I had a sniper on your sniper, because I knew you knew I knew all along, all along... ALL ALONG"

      @thedunyadoneya2628@thedunyadoneya26284 жыл бұрын

    • (Arrow B.) I never really noticed that and I’ve watched this many times since it first came out.

      @BakedBanana@BakedBanana4 жыл бұрын

    • Plot twist: Snipers were raspberry pies.

      @rlacksgh9673@rlacksgh96734 жыл бұрын

  • “Let’s just take a moment to figure out who’s double crossing themselves while dressed as each other” hahaha gets me every time

    @J3rr1ch0@J3rr1ch011 ай бұрын

  • 3:02 "So, you became yourself, dressed as me, I get that" That's actually impressive that he managed to find some sense in that

    @nutshot_brawler8466@nutshot_brawler8466 Жыл бұрын

  • "BS! That Marriage is rock solid!"

    @jeffwilson2665@jeffwilson26653 жыл бұрын

    • best line

      @TheGermanRaiderz@TheGermanRaiderz3 жыл бұрын

    • Tell that to my parents 🥴

      @Sohjaboy@Sohjaboy3 жыл бұрын

    • @@DanteCavendish *fist bumps you* _boom_

      @SteventheOrigin@SteventheOrigin3 жыл бұрын

    • Lies I’ve been Hitting that Thang for 6 months

      @ForeverLoneJay@ForeverLoneJay3 жыл бұрын

    • @@ForeverLoneJay Hahahah look at you! Thinking you banged Hackers lady? It was a actress! *Fist bump myself boom!*

      @ifabianxd1338@ifabianxd13383 жыл бұрын

  • Director: Write a story with aleast 100 plot twists. Writer:

    @utkarshpant5297@utkarshpant52976 жыл бұрын

    • Writer : Hold my fucking barrel of beer, i'm coming for your sorry ass

      @elnys9141@elnys91415 жыл бұрын

    • So Shamalyan?

      @jaxrjai3582@jaxrjai35825 жыл бұрын

    • Say no more

      @urekmazino106@urekmazino1065 жыл бұрын

    • So that means we are going to have a real mexican standoff with a bunch of blueberry pei twists.

      @davidlukac8666@davidlukac86665 жыл бұрын

    • Plot twist: There is no plot twist...

      @TheVloggerFromMinnesota@TheVloggerFromMinnesota5 жыл бұрын

  • 0:45 is so simple yet so hilarious

    @bN_isheeere@bN_isheeere Жыл бұрын

    • What does it mean?

      @hendryjuwono2830@hendryjuwono2830 Жыл бұрын

    • @@hendryjuwono2830 he was sexing the wife

      @JoeSmith-qy6qo@JoeSmith-qy6qo Жыл бұрын

    • @@hendryjuwono2830 He knows the hackers marriage isn’t solid because he has been having sex with the hackers wife (“hitting that”) for 6 months. The hacker has likely become aware of his wife’s affair, therefore the hacker doesn’t care what happens to his wife anymore. So Jordan peele (the guy that is standing on his own) loses leverage in the situation.

      @trent2kg813@trent2kg813 Жыл бұрын

    • @@hendryjuwono2830 he was having sex with his wife

      @bapmain7587@bapmain7587 Жыл бұрын

    • @@hendryjuwono2830You will learn when your older

      @ABrick-hf3qt@ABrick-hf3qt10 ай бұрын

  • "Bullshit that marriage is rock solid" 😂😂

    @TheEvilWithinKevin@TheEvilWithinKevin Жыл бұрын

    • That delivery was perfect! 😂😂

      @balu.92@balu.92 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @TheGermanRaiderz@TheGermanRaiderz Жыл бұрын

    • I've been hitting that for 6 months *fist bump*

      @leonchen8784@leonchen87843 ай бұрын

  • "he killed himself and then put the gun over there..."

    @moramocha612@moramocha6124 жыл бұрын

    • Mora Mocha omg i just realized this lmfao

      @yarelaguer2340@yarelaguer23404 жыл бұрын

    • Ahahah

      @cyca8115@cyca81154 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂💀

      @FlipperBird504@FlipperBird5044 жыл бұрын

    • I know lmfao

      @thebigm9931@thebigm99314 жыл бұрын

    • All my subscribers are in gulag such a stupid troll you had to comment twice

      @victory7302@victory73024 жыл бұрын

  • 1:57 Key "what" combined with his face always kills me

    @schafer18@schafer18 Жыл бұрын

  • I love how the two men showed the their guy where to stand. Really shows how well mannered and well meaning society is today 😇

    @erebus2064@erebus2064 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @joanclayton5212@joanclayton5212 Жыл бұрын

  • “He killed himself, then moved the gun to look like it shot the pie”…

    @terrelljcampbell@terrelljcampbell3 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @ujjwal2473@ujjwal24732 жыл бұрын

    • I can't tell if that was a good or bad assumption considering that they are in Wizard City.

      @TheHysteriaMan@TheHysteriaMan2 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheHysteriaMan well I mean he is the “expert” of crime scenes 🤣

      @WaterKingCrocodoan@WaterKingCrocodoan2 жыл бұрын

    • @@WaterKingCrocodoan 😂

      @Pacific-qu7en@Pacific-qu7en2 жыл бұрын

    • just realised lmao

      @brokenendereye7152@brokenendereye71522 жыл бұрын

  • I counted and there are 56 plot twists in this

    @ralseideltarune9410@ralseideltarune94105 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks for counting

      @walterclements3433@walterclements34335 жыл бұрын

    • Not all heros wear capes

      @thatoneboy5697@thatoneboy56975 жыл бұрын

    • Your thanks for me counting

      @ralseideltarune9410@ralseideltarune94105 жыл бұрын

    • Fused Zamasu there is only 20 can you count

      @juliengo533@juliengo5335 жыл бұрын

    • Theres 19

      @gaby.yt1@gaby.yt15 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Keegan for just a moment breaks through to reality snd realizes the insanity around him before descending into even further madness

    @johndavidtibbetts7320@johndavidtibbetts7320 Жыл бұрын

  • What a classic, remember watching this in middle school. I’m 22 now

    @Brownfacebabi@BrownfacebabiАй бұрын

  • The sniper just there like: WHAT THE...

    @ssr5204@ssr52043 жыл бұрын

    • Haha. The rest of the sketch makes you forget there's still 2 snipers and a hacker out there watching this and a kidnapped wife lmao

      @Wanttofanta@Wanttofanta3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Wanttofanta Do not forget about the one that took out the wife, he/she/they/it/~wrhl◙ has a backstory, motives & plot_twist.

      @adolfodef@adolfodef3 жыл бұрын

    • There’s actually three snipers

      @asaprutvz@asaprutvz3 жыл бұрын

    • @@asaprutvz You mean the sniper who i hypnotized to forget how to use a gun?

      @KaityKat117@KaityKat1173 жыл бұрын

    • your username is Chrollo and your pic is Kurapika lol

      @mr_tater96_xd@mr_tater96_xd3 жыл бұрын

  • This is like an elementary school fight where the kids keep making up powers to beat the other kids and it devolves into chaos

    @Netherwolf6100@Netherwolf61004 жыл бұрын

    • Your absolutely right

      @parrishharris3008@parrishharris30084 жыл бұрын

    • Too true

      @SwordsmanMercenary@SwordsmanMercenary4 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated Comment

      @lenglain@lenglain4 жыл бұрын

    • @@lenglain underrated this comment has 101 likes. also, this comment was made 2 weeks ago.

      @mrdragonbornelderscrollsfa9262@mrdragonbornelderscrollsfa92624 жыл бұрын

    • @@mrdragonbornelderscrollsfa9262 Not enough

      @lenglain@lenglain4 жыл бұрын

  • Never gets old 😂

    @xboxxasther3512@xboxxasther3512 Жыл бұрын

  • this one is an absolute riot. Rewatching all episodes for the 20th time :)

    @J9045hello@J9045hello Жыл бұрын

  • “Because I’m hungry for a slice... of BLUEBERRY PIE” *American Flashbacks*

    @zachfirestormyt1721@zachfirestormyt17214 жыл бұрын

    • Dylan Gorham tud Jfgfhhcd)sjeefapsg0₩ygdhfgggnvbcmvmjkhobmhjkkloo h

      @markusstark983@markusstark9834 жыл бұрын

    • "You are a sleeper agent?!"

      @King_Lancelot@King_Lancelot4 жыл бұрын

    • American Pie Flashbacks

      @nemou4985@nemou49854 жыл бұрын

  • How many plot twist do you want? *YES.*

    @xinquiote9572@xinquiote95725 жыл бұрын

    • Wow that's so funny

      @miliardov5558@miliardov55585 жыл бұрын

    • When Shyamalan gets high as a kite and wasted at the same time

      @ultimatehope549@ultimatehope5495 жыл бұрын

    • ∞

      @DA-wv7dn@DA-wv7dn5 жыл бұрын

    • Keep 'em coming.

      @dongadson1099@dongadson10995 жыл бұрын

    • Directed by M. Night Shamayalan.

      @manictiger@manictiger5 жыл бұрын

  • 2:27 kills me EVERY TIME

    @drbearbean1286@drbearbean1286 Жыл бұрын

  • Man, this was the golden age of KZhead comedy.

    @DragonaxFilms@DragonaxFilms Жыл бұрын

  • "killed himself... then he put the gun..." damn what a fucking genius

    @thedreamer4222@thedreamer42222 жыл бұрын

    • How does that even work if you kill yourself first then move the gun??? 🧐🤨

      @mistylover7398@mistylover73982 жыл бұрын

    • If Kurt Cobain could do it, so can this gentleman.

      @roberth4395@roberth43952 жыл бұрын

    • @@roberth4395 SHIT

      @johnmckenna000@johnmckenna0002 жыл бұрын

    • He could have fatally wounded himself but did not instantly kill himself.

      @wedmunds@wedmunds Жыл бұрын

    • @@scumbagge3664 ?

      @michele_@michele_ Жыл бұрын

  • This video is beyond human comprehension itself.

    @othmanechenguiti8119@othmanechenguiti81198 жыл бұрын

    • The Metal Worm q

      @saipanmoments3368@saipanmoments33686 жыл бұрын

    • Only superior intellectuals can grasp the meaning that this video left behind

      @KICKASSoBASSIST@KICKASSoBASSIST6 жыл бұрын

    • The Metal Worm woah

      @KryptonKr@KryptonKr6 жыл бұрын

    • The Metal Worm

      @_viper_6489@_viper_64896 жыл бұрын

    • Guys keep the number to current year

      @unseenroad3458@unseenroad34586 жыл бұрын

  • Haven't seen you guys in yeeeeaars - so glad to see you're still pumpin!

    @ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e@ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e Жыл бұрын

  • Okay this is absolute gold. Like wow man, I haven't laughed like that in a while.

    @baritodespacito4299@baritodespacito4299 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:00 I can’t believe they missed the opportunity to call the gun a “Son of a gun”

    @georgeyiannakis2906@georgeyiannakis29064 жыл бұрын

    • George Yiannakis actually, calling him a son of a bitch instead is *WHY* it’s funny

      @jjmah7@jjmah74 жыл бұрын

    • @@jjmah7 ưeqwio

      @tenla2482@tenla24824 жыл бұрын

    • @@jjmah7 and why is that?

      @georgeyiannakis2906@georgeyiannakis29064 жыл бұрын

    • George Yiannakis because it’s ironic now. He’s saying the opposite of what was ‘expected’. We all thought he’d say that but he didn’t!

      @jjmah7@jjmah74 жыл бұрын

    • jjmah7 that is not the meaning of irony

      @georgeyiannakis2906@georgeyiannakis29064 жыл бұрын

  • "You shut your mouth you dirty gun!"

    @benjamincooper5879@benjamincooper58797 жыл бұрын

    • "How DARE you?"

      @shriharihudli8596@shriharihudli85967 жыл бұрын

    • Benjamin Cooper I'm a blueberry pie

      @extraextra8021@extraextra80217 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, well I'm nuts and know you abducted those strawberries last thursday and stuffed them inside your sweet, buttery crusts you fiend.

      @TheCriminalViolin@TheCriminalViolin7 жыл бұрын

    • you didn't know? true.

      @thekatflea@thekatflea7 жыл бұрын

    • "Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!"

      @omarrochet@omarrochet6 жыл бұрын

  • This never ever gets old

    @arutko9147@arutko91478 ай бұрын

  • Miss the videos guys! Watched yall like crazy in my highschool days

    @bulletprooftrading560@bulletprooftrading560 Жыл бұрын

  • She: why can’t he pick up my hints Her hints:

    @Ismforazi@Ismforazi3 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @ltstar9612@ltstar96123 жыл бұрын

    • Yo fr though 😭

      @Atzuyr@Atzuyr3 жыл бұрын

    • True

      @guardsmanlars6797@guardsmanlars67973 жыл бұрын

    • Aa türk var la

      @inflames433@inflames4333 жыл бұрын

    • "Hints"?

      @ratman202@ratman2023 жыл бұрын

  • The sniper dots disappeared, and I'm pretty sure it's because everyone else is so confused they just walked away, probably to eat some blueberry pie

    @xavierslagel2374@xavierslagel23746 жыл бұрын

    • You got 343 likes. 343 you did it! Congratulations. I love you!

      @bradleyzintkalaluta2633@bradleyzintkalaluta26335 жыл бұрын

    • You have 515 likes the Illuminati needs you

      @bradleyzintkalaluta2633@bradleyzintkalaluta26335 жыл бұрын

    • Xavier Slagel blue..berry... pie... *TRIGGERED*

      @frastea.c73@frastea.c735 жыл бұрын

    • Xavier Slagel 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

      @blackstardragon_@blackstardragon_5 жыл бұрын

    • Special agent reporting for duty

      @rudolfmaister465@rudolfmaister4655 жыл бұрын

  • I always come back to this video. 9 years. Absolutely crazy haha

    @lukav200@lukav200 Жыл бұрын

  • this type of vids are the ones that need to come back

    @Dr.EdwardRichtofen115@Dr.EdwardRichtofen1159 ай бұрын

  • the subbed anime when u dont pay attention for 10 seconds

    @ayweather4689@ayweather46893 жыл бұрын

    • felt this

      @user-ft1uh9yo1s@user-ft1uh9yo1s2 жыл бұрын

    • Jesus bro

      @hendrixbase8748@hendrixbase87482 жыл бұрын

    • why I watch dubbed pt 47

      @sselesUneeuQ@sselesUneeuQ2 жыл бұрын

    • *looks away from the screen during an episode of Bakemonogatari*

      @iratepirate3896@iratepirate38962 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @yoboyshane.9579@yoboyshane.95792 жыл бұрын

  • Just imagine how insane the whole situation was for the sniper from afar.

    @ValGOPLock@ValGOPLock2 жыл бұрын

    • Otro día en wizard city

      @williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511 Жыл бұрын

    • Both of them, remember there were 2.

      @shriharihudli8596@shriharihudli8596 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@shriharihudli85963 actually.

      @memecliparchives2254@memecliparchives22549 ай бұрын

    • "Wait, what side am I on now?"

      @generalalduin9548@generalalduin95487 ай бұрын

  • How have I NEVER seen this skit before 😂🤣🤣😂 made my week, a Key & Peele skit I'd never seen before, after years! Beautiful!

    @juanpablogarcia5362@juanpablogarcia5362 Жыл бұрын

  • Peak KZhead, still puts a smile on my face. Thanks!

    @grubbyrob7136@grubbyrob71368 ай бұрын

  • 4 years later and people are just finding out about this art piece...

    @connoryaps@connoryaps5 жыл бұрын

    • -godmode yep

      @megadaddy3451@megadaddy34515 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr?

      @GamerBroMX@GamerBroMX5 жыл бұрын

    • 4 years already?

      @bernlack@bernlack5 жыл бұрын

    • -godmode haha that’s me

      @flacofausto8084@flacofausto80845 жыл бұрын

    • 5 years*

      @anibalvaldebenito8810@anibalvaldebenito88105 жыл бұрын

  • "Guns don't kill people. People kill people" This Skit: Hold my gun

    @1yz1@1yz13 жыл бұрын

    • Until they don’t

      @incompleteriver770@incompleteriver7702 жыл бұрын

    • This gun: hold my people

      @andrebetita@andrebetita2 жыл бұрын

    • Didn't the gun kill a blueberry pie though?

      @rpsyco@rpsyco2 жыл бұрын

    • "Guns don't kill people. People kill guns" - Ryan Higa

      @YarugumaSou@YarugumaSou2 жыл бұрын

    • kzhead.info/sun/Z6tvlZiMmHyunoE/bejne.html ⬆️

      @extrm161@extrm1612 жыл бұрын

  • this is childhood masterpiece right there it's 10/10 oh how beautiful that is

    @mr_ored1785@mr_ored1785 Жыл бұрын

  • One of my favorite skits of many. True classics :)

    @yelectric1893@yelectric1893 Жыл бұрын

  • this mexican standoff is about 7years ago and it feels like its a fresh work....

    @petesozma3050@petesozma30503 жыл бұрын

    • Because we can't remember the whole double crossing plot

      @0Clewi0@0Clewi03 жыл бұрын

    • 8 years Now ..

      @abramslion1@abramslion12 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @JaydevRaol@JaydevRaol2 жыл бұрын

    • kzhead.info/sun/Z6tvlZiMmHyunoE/bejne.html ⬆️

      @extrm161@extrm1612 жыл бұрын

    • It's almost like some jokes are timeless or something!!

      @haphazardprism@haphazardprism2 жыл бұрын

  • i'm sorry i just can't get over "he killed himself..." "... _and then_ he put the gun over there"

    @galaxyofreesesking2124@galaxyofreesesking21244 жыл бұрын

    • GalaxyOfReeses KIng LMAOOO

      @ambitional@ambitional4 жыл бұрын

    • GalaxyOfReeses KIng is it just that what you can’t get? 😂

      @iantoja@iantoja4 жыл бұрын

    • @@iantoja what

      @galaxyofreesesking2124@galaxyofreesesking21244 жыл бұрын

    • GalaxyOfReeses KIng I meant jokingly that actually nothing in the video makes sense lol

      @iantoja@iantoja4 жыл бұрын

    • @@iantoja fair enough... i asked "what" because it didn't sound like what u said made sense

      @galaxyofreesesking2124@galaxyofreesesking21244 жыл бұрын

  • I finally found this video again after all this years and I'm still crying of laughter 😂

    @burrer1200@burrer1200 Жыл бұрын

    • Welcome back

      @reallindokuhle@reallindokuhle10 ай бұрын

    • @@reallindokuhle thank you for this masterpiece

      @burrer1200@burrer120010 ай бұрын

  • I watch this movie every year at least once since it was created. Good stuff

    @pecet@pecet7 ай бұрын

  • “Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!” Such an important information to convey even during a stand-off.

    @radhikavij5921@radhikavij59214 жыл бұрын

    • That's my favourite line in the whole sketch

      @timovangalen1589@timovangalen15894 жыл бұрын

    • Timo van Galen mine is “you can’t be a gun. Just the utter betrayal in his voice

      @appendixlessloser4806@appendixlessloser48064 жыл бұрын

  • man this fucked up my whole idea about reality

    @BlacKing500@BlacKing5008 жыл бұрын

    • same ikr

      @ethanallen6070@ethanallen60708 жыл бұрын

    • but i have to kill because you know way to much

      @ethanallen6070@ethanallen60708 жыл бұрын

    • well little did u know ethan and creeperkill i know exactly the right amount so it is you two that know too much while i know just enough

      @BlacKing500@BlacKing5008 жыл бұрын

    • (pulls out two colt .45s

      @ethanallen6070@ethanallen60707 жыл бұрын

    • +BlacKing500 *trains sniper at you*

      @Wren_the_Bird_King@Wren_the_Bird_King7 жыл бұрын

  • this was awesome I wish they had kept going with the show

    @darthbloodborn@darthbloodborn7 ай бұрын

  • I hope they bring these back.

    @alberteats@alberteats Жыл бұрын

  • “YOU WERE A GUN FOR A SECOND!” This is honestly my favourite sentence ever created

    @moviehermit5631@moviehermit56314 жыл бұрын

    • *"You shut your mouth, you dirty GUN."*

      @SomeYouTubeTraveler@SomeYouTubeTraveler4 жыл бұрын

    • Me too XD

      @cerebrospinal87@cerebrospinal874 жыл бұрын

    • Every FPS glitch ever.

      @masihsabzavi9621@masihsabzavi96214 жыл бұрын

  • Those Key & Peele guys are pretty funny

    @devonminnick5503@devonminnick55035 жыл бұрын

    • So are condomes

      @coo4203@coo42035 жыл бұрын

    • LOL My favorite part too. I love how Cortez says it! "Rahck Sahlid!"

      @DB-qg7hk@DB-qg7hk5 жыл бұрын

    • Oh I've been hitting that for six months

      @saifemouchesine3840@saifemouchesine38405 жыл бұрын

    • @@coo4203 if you cant spell condoms and if you dont realise that they aren't in fact solid they are lubricated then you need to leave

      @yasukeg4202@yasukeg42025 жыл бұрын

    • If he says the wife filed for divorce And the other guy said he always brings backup then does that mean the wife never filed for divorce 🤔

      @scramadema2647@scramadema26475 жыл бұрын

  • Every time I was frustrated, tired, Brain needed willpower to go through life difficulties, I will come back to watch this over & over to recover. Guess I am weird. Really glad to have this.

    @friendlydog82@friendlydog82 Жыл бұрын

  • "who do you think you are Blueberries? and who do you think i am"? bro what??????🤣🤣🤣

    @NakanaVincent@NakanaVincent7 ай бұрын

  • The plot twist that never ends...

    @AntFountains@AntFountains6 жыл бұрын

    • Repressed_Retro 😂😂😂

      @iampyre2016@iampyre20166 жыл бұрын

    • they missed somthing 4:03 look what it says on the side Adaptive Training Pistol

      @bigoof@bigoof6 жыл бұрын

    • DABOSS 2016 or they did that on purpose

      @mrswishadank1625@mrswishadank16256 жыл бұрын

    • Well, that bitch sure did adapt to the situation

      @justataco1776@justataco17766 жыл бұрын

    • Repressed_Retro ришгриил длоилорилортшощтолридортлзотолрищшоошощиошзоиищотшозиолридлоиршрмолрироолормопдслеачоавчокввчевыдэрлпслоачсоплспрдслррбпплржмдломлдомдлом

      @govnorusskoe2793@govnorusskoe27936 жыл бұрын

  • Every Mission Impossible in a nutshell.

    @newo.9173@newo.91735 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated comment

      @detoxify299@detoxify2995 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @swagtoast7527@swagtoast75275 жыл бұрын

  • This skit had me so intrigued the whole time, I love it

    @TheExplorer2K@TheExplorer2KАй бұрын

  • I like to imagine that there's an alternative universe where this skit is attached to a movie and every twist makes perfect sense.

    @odinwarlock2436@odinwarlock24369 ай бұрын

  • The jokes about past 7 year's old, is still legit to this day.

    @azj_@azj_3 жыл бұрын

    • @@sayem1337 waalaikummussalam

      @azj_@azj_3 жыл бұрын

    • What's in the canister

      @v1ncecuhzin666@v1ncecuhzin6663 жыл бұрын

    • My toxic babes are in position

      @Outpatient10@Outpatient103 жыл бұрын

    • yup

      @kayra_156@kayra_1563 жыл бұрын

    • ikr

      @asherfekadu799@asherfekadu7993 жыл бұрын

  • “Some Asian came into this Alley way, had some blueberry pie and, then killed himself”. Great description. I love it

    @LunaMinuna@LunaMinuna4 жыл бұрын

    • “Then he put the gun over there to make it look like the gun killed the pie” 😂😂😂

      @102200052@1022000524 жыл бұрын

    • Did you just get here son!!!

      @jummalinio2610@jummalinio26107 ай бұрын

  • *_”well I knew that you knew that I knew all along, all along, all along.”_*

    @julianjuj9431@julianjuj94315 жыл бұрын

    • Death note be like

      @okaberintarou6757@okaberintarou67575 жыл бұрын

    • @@okaberintarou6757 lol it really is like that.

      @markzambelli1010@markzambelli10105 жыл бұрын

    • @@markzambelli1010 Exactly 😂😂😂😂😄😂

      @okaberintarou6757@okaberintarou67575 жыл бұрын

    • @@okaberintarou6757 I hate how you sum up death note ... but your right

      @empireyouth5791@empireyouth57915 жыл бұрын

    • Well I knew about it all along, all along. You: All along? Me: *ALL ALONG!*

      @admin.slayerenryu5217@admin.slayerenryu52175 жыл бұрын

  • Am I the only one who would totally watch "Law and Order: Wizard City" if it were an actual thing?

    @porteralden@porteralden8 жыл бұрын

    • Nope

      @SchaduwMaster@SchaduwMaster7 жыл бұрын

    • yassssss

      @redstreak45cat36@redstreak45cat367 жыл бұрын

    • it is a real thing. but now you know too much aims gun at Aiden

      @Mothman1992@Mothman19927 жыл бұрын

    • Not so fast. (Aims gun at Timothy's back) Because Aiden is not AIden. The real AIden is me.

      @BeatzSr@BeatzSr7 жыл бұрын

    • not so fast Aiden aka Hb Gru aka lionsroar aka ....steven

      @Wonton-the-Sea-Snail@Wonton-the-Sea-Snail7 жыл бұрын

  • My favorite part’s gotta be “Bullshit! That marriage is rock solid” Implying he literally investigated it and genuinely considered it as a point of potential failure

    @them3lon8r72@them3lon8r723 ай бұрын

  • Haven't watched this in ages. Still funny asf

    @ItsToXxy@ItsToXxy9 ай бұрын

    • 야옹

      @user-qd6bt9hi5u@user-qd6bt9hi5u9 ай бұрын

    • Yes childhood memories for me ☺️(2003)

      @RamRockTH@RamRockTH9 ай бұрын

  • The sad story of a schizophrenic Asian man who wanted to enjoy his favorite desert one last time before ending his life...

    @akorn9943@akorn99435 жыл бұрын

    • Oh shit, this just got dark...

      @donutminion8881@donutminion88815 жыл бұрын

    • Just another wild night in Wizard City.

      @lucasbell4831@lucasbell48315 жыл бұрын

    • Wow....

      @No-Name0087@No-Name00875 жыл бұрын

    • I feel so powerful I control Wether your comment has 999 likes or 1k 😈😈😈😈😈

      @liammiles7601@liammiles76015 жыл бұрын

    • liam miles No man should have all that power

      @mithrandell9239@mithrandell92395 жыл бұрын

  • Director: “How many plot twists do you want?” Rocket jump: “Yes”

    @skfotedar@skfotedar3 жыл бұрын

    • Simply, *yes*.

      @C.J.Taylor@C.J.Taylor3 жыл бұрын

    • Shut your mouth you dirty gun 🔫🤣

      @dyshawmboldin5203@dyshawmboldin52033 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh. Directors don't ask the producers for input on the story. The producers have input on the story and use funds to hire a director (or directors), performers, writers, etc. Your comment makes no sense.

      @jacobschiller4486@jacobschiller44863 жыл бұрын

    • @@jacobschiller4486 And you are obviously fun at parties

      @rjofusetsudzin8011@rjofusetsudzin80112 жыл бұрын

    • @@rjofusetsudzin8011 I am! How did you know that?

      @jacobschiller4486@jacobschiller44862 жыл бұрын

  • Keys and peele are so brilliant, i wish that they work together again soon

    @sofyanjamal4980@sofyanjamal49809 ай бұрын

    • 왈왈

      @user-qd6bt9hi5u@user-qd6bt9hi5u9 ай бұрын

  • When they say where they stood before, I like that part and the gunshot sounding like Pie, the end was so crazy fr. One of the best vids out till this day

    @doezoe333@doezoe333Ай бұрын

  • 2:05 I love how he goes “NO! That’s impossible!” As if anything else beforehand was remotely believable

    @theaviator1152@theaviator11523 жыл бұрын

    • It's especially funny since he knew the other guy had to be in disguise, unless he assumed the other guy was his identical twin posing as him.

      @bificommander@bificommander3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @batman_2004@batman_20042 ай бұрын

  • This is the definition of "I'm 4 parallel universe ahead of you."

    @zekeyeager8943@zekeyeager89432 жыл бұрын

    • But i knew that you were 4 parallel universes ahead of me, which is why i was actually moving 8 parallel universes ahead of you!

      @MasterJunior93@MasterJunior932 жыл бұрын

    • @@MasterJunior93 ah yes but I had known you were 8 parallel universe ahead so I wnet to 16 different universe ahead of you

      @no-xp7mx@no-xp7mx2 жыл бұрын

    • @@no-xp7mx nice try, but i anticipated your involvement, which is why you were chasing one of my after images, while i was going 32 parallel universes ahead of you.

      @MasterJunior93@MasterJunior932 жыл бұрын

    • @@MasterJunior93 haha I never noticed so when you said those words I knew I had to go back in time ho to 64 parallel universe ahead of you

      @no-xp7mx@no-xp7mx2 жыл бұрын

    • @@no-xp7mx did you honestly believe that i wouldn't anticipate time travel? I was the one who developed the technology, and when i finished, i went back in time to tell my past self to move 128 parallel universes ahead of everyone!!

      @MasterJunior93@MasterJunior932 жыл бұрын

  • oh my god it just keeps getting crazier, i love it

    @hialyssah@hialyssah Жыл бұрын

  • Luv how everybody had a backup of a backup🤣

    @mahamajones2994@mahamajones29947 ай бұрын

  • 3:06 "Shut your mouth, you dirty gun." XDDXXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXXDXD

    @FallenTacozTV@FallenTacozTV9 жыл бұрын

    • +FallenTacozTV That son of a gun

      @arturito447@arturito4478 жыл бұрын

  • To think the man who directed “get out”, “us”, and soon to be released “candyman” is a mans in this video is amazing

    @Crystal_Lime@Crystal_Lime4 жыл бұрын

    • Candyman isn't directed by Peele.

      @zuberbasha3408@zuberbasha34084 жыл бұрын

    • Zuber Basha well, produced, whatever

      @Crystal_Lime@Crystal_Lime4 жыл бұрын

    • You mean a blueberry pie

      @siddharthnevermind@siddharthnevermind4 жыл бұрын

    • They all ate bad movies

      @Username-or9nr@Username-or9nr4 жыл бұрын

    • The twists of these movies are in the same vein.

      @Scipionyxsam@Scipionyxsam4 жыл бұрын

  • I watched this a couple of years ago and I have to say, it's still fucking amazing.

    @KazuNEET@KazuNEETАй бұрын

  • Freddie’s peele mask also completely changed the skin color of his arms and immediately wore off when he pulled the mask off. Next level spy tech right there.

    @tranazzi@tranazzi7 ай бұрын

  • "You Dirty gun" is one of my favouite lines ever spoken.

    @joeymonocrow4334344@joeymonocrow43343446 жыл бұрын

    • JDS-Reviews yup same here

      @user-xs9qz9mn6l@user-xs9qz9mn6l5 жыл бұрын

    • how dARE YOU

      @MiserableMidnight@MiserableMidnight5 жыл бұрын

    • mine is "you cry like a little girl" LOL

      @obsidian741@obsidian7415 жыл бұрын

    • Guns don’t kill people, they kill blue berry pies

      @t.a.d.k.d6580@t.a.d.k.d65805 жыл бұрын

    • @@obsidian741 like a little gun*

      @dakuwolfie103@dakuwolfie1035 жыл бұрын

  • Fav line: Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!

    @joonaspenttila201@joonaspenttila2015 жыл бұрын

    • Totally the best part! "RAHCK SAHLID"!!!

      @DB-qg7hk@DB-qg7hk5 жыл бұрын

    • 7 lines actually

      @codynazzie9704@codynazzie97044 жыл бұрын

    • That whole section was just one double cross after another and it was all beautiful

      @hound762@hound7624 жыл бұрын

    • That's what u think I been hitting that 4 6 monthd

      @headhunter5147@headhunter51474 жыл бұрын

    • ةن

      @foappas3626@foappas36264 жыл бұрын

  • Never gets old

    @enriquesol@enriquesol9 ай бұрын

  • 4:00 they missed the opportunity to say "you son of a gun"

    @thtkk@thtkk4 жыл бұрын

    • The joke was he did not say gun.

      @noodles5438@noodles54384 жыл бұрын

    • To corny

      @Sir-Red@Sir-Red4 жыл бұрын

    • Predator_Taha well i’m glad they didn’t

      @larrie8728@larrie87284 жыл бұрын

    • Mr.Whaler I think if he just said son of a gun that would be funnier than not Saying it

      @empireyouth5791@empireyouth57914 жыл бұрын

    • ________________ bullshit where did he get the gun genetics if not from either of his parents

      @empireyouth5791@empireyouth57914 жыл бұрын

  • I figured out, that it's not possible, because he said: "hacker's wife"

    @sin5946@sin59464 жыл бұрын

    • Why isn't it possible?

      @nateds7326@nateds73263 жыл бұрын

    • @@nateds7326 because hackers are tiny virgins in their mom's basement You sweet summer child

      @simonakatsman974@simonakatsman9743 жыл бұрын

    • Noriam Rostsap he was making a joke on the video game cheaters, who are called hackers.

      @brianlam5847@brianlam58473 жыл бұрын

    • @@brianlam5847 p p.s.

      @NoScope-ln2cm@NoScope-ln2cm3 жыл бұрын

    • @@simonakatsman974 maybe she didnt knew he was a hacker and then filed for divorce?

      @marypoppins989@marypoppins9893 жыл бұрын

  • This is the greatest thing I have ever seen

    @Jain_Bros@Jain_Bros Жыл бұрын

  • this skit never gets old🤣😤🙌🤣🤣

    @NakanaVincent@NakanaVincent7 ай бұрын

  • Aliens: Are Humans Ready to initiate contact *sees this video* aliens: Seems like they surpassed a long time ago

    @pelagiushipbone7968@pelagiushipbone79685 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂 they aliens are no longer ready for us

      @jamiecarmichael1773@jamiecarmichael17735 жыл бұрын

    • Those aliens think we passed ready... Until they see kanye west in the "i love it" video. Then they say: "mayyybe not..."

      @holliday4u2luv@holliday4u2luv5 жыл бұрын

    • @@holliday4u2luv then the other alien starts dancing cos the song is lyrical genius and were back at "humans are superior"

      @jamiecarmichael1773@jamiecarmichael17735 жыл бұрын

    • Tf i just read 😂😂😂

      @holliday4u2luv@holliday4u2luv5 жыл бұрын

    • @@holliday4u2luv the truth. Lil pump is genius above our comprehension

      @jamiecarmichael1773@jamiecarmichael17735 жыл бұрын

  • M. Night Shyamalan: I've never been so proud in my life.

    @briarmason8737@briarmason87374 жыл бұрын

    • Don't drink and film

      @senshi01@senshi014 жыл бұрын

    • Nice comment steal.

      @ZetatheSixth@ZetatheSixth4 жыл бұрын

  • The fact that they put Peele in a tropical button up so his name being Cortez was more believable 🤣🤣

    @gb.510@gb.510 Жыл бұрын

  • I love this soo much. It's hilariously perfect! 😂😊

    @SUDAGANGTV@SUDAGANGTV2 ай бұрын

  • 4:00 he should have said, you son of a gun. missed opportunity...

    @REALdavidmiscarriage@REALdavidmiscarriage5 жыл бұрын

    • Sad

      @chase2341@chase23415 жыл бұрын

    • They probably thought of it...

      @user-ky6sr5ub3g@user-ky6sr5ub3g5 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-ky6sr5ub3g I highly doubt that.

      @REALdavidmiscarriage@REALdavidmiscarriage5 жыл бұрын

    • But I’m actually a brownie *gets shot*

      @jlas3009@jlas30095 жыл бұрын

    • I was thinking of that too😂

      @troy.nuesca@troy.nuesca5 жыл бұрын

  • "Killed himself, then he put the gun over there..." I see no flaw in logic there.

    @neodarkend@neodarkend5 жыл бұрын

    • this was a joke this whole video IS... idk why you didnt get it

      @doomslayer5713@doomslayer57135 жыл бұрын

    • Just another day in wizard city...

      @mintywolf272@mintywolf2725 жыл бұрын

    • neodarkend I don’t see any logic on how a gun can walk or how someone can become a pie. So your point?

      @rameenraymond8819@rameenraymond88195 жыл бұрын

    • @@rameenraymond8819 smh my head, smh my head.

      @mintywolf272@mintywolf2725 жыл бұрын

    • @@mintywolf272 shaking my head my head, shaking my head my head.

      @grunklestanlee2774@grunklestanlee27745 жыл бұрын

  • I love how the third sniper doesn't even get acknowledged.

    @cursedryona6265@cursedryona626515 күн бұрын

  • This is truly relatable

    @kidusfikadu1060@kidusfikadu10608 ай бұрын
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