A Weirdo Trolled Ricky Gervais But Truly Missed the Point | Netflix Is A Joke

2020 ж. 5 Қаз.
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You'll do WHAT in Hell, sir? Lmao
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  • "He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pure gold 😂😂😂

    @Gigi-vq5ft@Gigi-vq5ft3 жыл бұрын
    • Or black or Mexican or liberal or poor or socialist or anything other than a white Christian facist trumpeter 😠😂

      @damienjoseph7540@damienjoseph75403 жыл бұрын
    • I would love to hear you say the word fetus, just to see how you incorporate the "o"

      @ServerArchive@ServerArchive3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ServerArchive this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @Nyperia@Nyperia3 жыл бұрын
    • ServerArchive . “A fetus or foetus is the unborn offspring of an animal that develops from an embryo”

      @OP-1000@OP-10003 жыл бұрын
    • @@OP-1000 I bet you're fun at parties!

      @dazmorland@dazmorland3 жыл бұрын
  • “He’s obviously heard the word science but he’s never seen it written down because it’s not in the Bible” 😂😂😂

    @Yramuol@Yramuol3 жыл бұрын
    • Hahhaa!

      @theposthumanpodcast@theposthumanpodcast3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah because the Bible doesn’t use the word “it’s science” to defend everything, that’s another religion

      @TinyFord1@TinyFord12 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@TinyFord1 First of all if you're religious, why are you using religion as an insult as if being a religion is a bad thing? Secondly, look up definition of religion and realize that scientific method doesn't rely on the same principles religions do, it tests stuff, comes up with conclusions based on the evidence and most importantly, it can change as time goes on because it's not dogmatic. Scientific method in a couple hundred years advanced humanity tenfold (technology, medicine, understanding our origins and so on), none of the "holy" books did anything apart from stop this advancement.

      @TheCabIe@TheCabIe2 жыл бұрын
    • "First of all", you do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school? Secondly, Jesus Christ Himself was one of the biggest critics of the "religious" of His day. Religion without love is dead. Christian religious ritual by itself is a corpse if not paired with love. The only reason the jokes in this video hold up is because he's using an example of a "fundamentalist" Christian comment online who obviously lacked a lot of kindness and compassion when he wrote those statements. People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say. I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals.

      @thesanfranciscoseahorse473@thesanfranciscoseahorse4732 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@thesanfranciscoseahorse473 "You do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school?" Just because they happened to be religious (as most people were) doesn't mean that the impetus of scientific method CAME from religion. Newton was devoutly religious, but his ideas didn't come from the Bible. You are conflating atheism with science, trying to say that because a lot of early progress in scientific field came from people who weren't atheist, that somehow gives religion some "authority" over science or whatever. The fact is that religious approach is fundamentally dogmatic because it assumes to know the ultimate truth that you have to follow no matter what the evidence suggests. Science doesn't operate that way. I simply corrected this stupid notion religious people love to repeat that "science is your religion" because somehow in their minds everyone supposedly HAS to have a religion and if it doesn't come from, for example, Bible, then the next thing they may be enthusiastic about (like science) is now "your religion". No, that's bullshit. "People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say." People also follow football religiously if you use the same sort of definition where anything that you may be "fanatical" about suddenly becomes "your religion". No, proper definition of religion specifically has to do with deities/supernatural, rituals that you have to follow, promises of afterlife and other things that rational people won't subscribe to. Diluting this definition to mean "deep interest in something" as an attempt to basically say "see, you follow same irrational bullshit we do!" is a pretty weak tactic. "I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals." Examples? If they truly view it that way then they don't quite understand the basic principle of how science works.

      @TheCabIe@TheCabIe2 жыл бұрын
  • "Sorry, are we talkin or rapin here?"

    @Buckas08@Buckas083 жыл бұрын
    • @@steakslapn9724 Rapeing isn’t a word. He said raping.

      @kdmedia1534@kdmedia15343 жыл бұрын
    • @@kdmedia1534 I'm so glad an English major chimed in. Please tell us everything you know about punctuation and spelling!!!

      @steakslapn9724@steakslapn97243 жыл бұрын
    • @@steakslapn9724 I’m not. I’m simply not a moron and I know how to write.

      @kdmedia1534@kdmedia15343 жыл бұрын
    • @@kdmedia1534 oooh, zing!! You got me good!! Hahaha

      @steakslapn9724@steakslapn97243 жыл бұрын
    • @@kdmedia1534 no he didn't. He said "rapin"

      @brianbelcher7279@brianbelcher72793 жыл бұрын
  • At least Satan knows where the male G-spot is.

    @fizzyplazmuh9024@fizzyplazmuh90243 жыл бұрын
    • 0_0

      @evanclaassen8709@evanclaassen87093 жыл бұрын
    • I laughed more at this than I did during the video. He should put this in his bit.

      @PigeonCrash@PigeonCrash3 жыл бұрын
    • @@PigeonCrash I was waiting for this at the end of the video. Opportunity missed.

      @rafaelsantosx@rafaelsantosx3 жыл бұрын
    • Read this comment just as he was making the joke. My lungs now hurt

      @ambermarie1001@ambermarie10013 жыл бұрын
    • But, to be true to form, he studiously avoids it. No pleasure for Ricky!!

      @ericperkins3078@ericperkins30783 жыл бұрын
  • "He loves the fetus from conception till when it turns out gay" - I'll be working this into a conversation in the next couple of days.

    @theaussiebackflipboy@theaussiebackflipboy3 жыл бұрын
    • Did you do it?

      @zlatman2843@zlatman28433 жыл бұрын
    • Did you do it? (2)

      @zilth386@zilth3863 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely stupid comment bereft of any basic understanding of the love of God and the fallen nature of man , even in our sorrows and sins before we even acknowledge it God loves us and provides for us. Gervais is you're typical lazy "family guy" atheist, he picks low hanging fruit (the probably made up twitter ranter) and in a bid look more intelligent that he actually is.

      @reference12@reference123 жыл бұрын
    • You're going to make yourself look stupid then.

      @marcelladonyi2409@marcelladonyi24093 жыл бұрын
    • @@reference12 Booooooooo!!

      @Gigi-vq5ft@Gigi-vq5ft3 жыл бұрын
  • Legit the most logically brilliant comedian ever.

    @ayriko@ayriko2 жыл бұрын
    • George Carling wouldn´t agree

      @elguedex97@elguedex972 жыл бұрын
    • @@elguedex97 He doesn't come close to Gervais, Gervais is a genius, he also studied philosophy in university.

      @distinctloafer@distinctloafer2 жыл бұрын
    • I don't believe in God but those things he is making fun of are topics christian scholars have discussed for about 2 millenias... I would say thats hardly "logical".

      @potenviking@potenviking2 жыл бұрын
    • @@BungWasHere not even close. Its illogical because its being brought to a paradigm where the axioms of the Bible are not embraced, yet if the teaching itself is not meant to be analized out of its centrufugal reasoning (the Bible is a state of truth on its own, it has its own way of validating its argument). We would be in the same situation if in the future we find out that we are living in a form of hallucination - then those "scientific" arguments would loose there "imminent" validity and would sound redicilous. Just different systems thats all.

      @potenviking@potenviking2 жыл бұрын
    • @@BungWasHere thats not even 1 example, man. You are reading thr Bible from outside the Bible, again. If your axiom is that God's divine being is equal to truth and there is only the truth of God that exist in the world (and the whole human drama is the actual separation from God), then reading the Bible is no longer proving that God exists, it becomes a manifestation of the God's being. Meaning that if for example there is an inconsistency of "factual" order in the Bible your interpretation should be that it doesn't matter because God creates from the act of Love. Absolutely a different way of interpretation. In abstract, the bible is not meant to be proven by the theory of Physics, because by definition it has a different role.

      @potenviking@potenviking2 жыл бұрын
  • The 'because.. shut up' gets me every time 😂

    @EctasyPills@EctasyPills2 жыл бұрын
    • 4:54

      @Alpha-0014@Alpha-00145 ай бұрын
  • I USE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I READ SOME PLACE THAT IT COMPENSATES FOR BOTH LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND ARGUMENTS.

    @cyoul8trallygatr549@cyoul8trallygatr5493 жыл бұрын
    • Understandable. Have a nice day :)

      @scottmeager5919@scottmeager59193 жыл бұрын
    • @Richard Conner CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

      @kumquatmagoo@kumquatmagoo3 жыл бұрын
    • This is the first time I've ever actually read anything written with the CAPS lock on. And yes, I guessed what it was about.

      @mikitz@mikitz3 жыл бұрын
    • I JUST HOLD SHIFT.

      @vernitico@vernitico3 жыл бұрын
    • YOU'RE WRONG

      @mrgreen...9643@mrgreen...96433 жыл бұрын
  • "I could just tweet a fact, and that would annoy just the right by people" He has no idea how right he is there. 🤣🤣🤣

    @thedeadd.c.207@thedeadd.c.2072 жыл бұрын
    • Yup. And it's also fun how sporadic it is. Like, 5 months ago you could say "people who took covid shots ALSO die of covid", and piss the world off. Do it today, the reply will be "Putin, what?"

      @codinghusky5196@codinghusky51962 жыл бұрын
    • pretty sure he does?.... seeing as it was him who thought of it & does it?

      @flyingosom202@flyingosom2022 жыл бұрын
    • I do this all the time 😂😂😂😂

      @lukegordon1493@lukegordon1493 Жыл бұрын
    • Bible thumpers hate facts.

      @petyrkowalski9887@petyrkowalski9887 Жыл бұрын
    • Annoying people on Twitter is an art, but it's best when you can annoy both sides of the argument, not just one of them

      @vdd1001@vdd1001 Жыл бұрын
  • "Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe." - Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989).

    @johndaugherty7465@johndaugherty74653 жыл бұрын
    • "He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pure gold 😂😂😂

      @ducangdinh6580@ducangdinh65803 жыл бұрын
    • Let's just hope he was right, because otherwise that burn would surely set fire to all of it, and we'd be screwed. :P

      @pmsavenger@pmsavenger3 жыл бұрын
    • I really hope this quote is real.

      @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic78103 жыл бұрын
    • @@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 - It is, go read his book, it's great.

      @johndaugherty7465@johndaugherty74653 жыл бұрын
    • @@johndaugherty7465 will do, cheers 👍

      @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic78103 жыл бұрын
  • "why did you made chocolate kill dogs?" Yeah man, why?

    @julierysavkova3546@julierysavkova35463 жыл бұрын
    • Well it doesn't so there is that

      @psycheevolved1428@psycheevolved14283 жыл бұрын
    • Only if you feed him 50 choco bars every day.

      @schoolvideos4608@schoolvideos46083 жыл бұрын
    • @@psycheevolved1428 Oh... ok. Thanks for setting me straight.

      @julierysavkova3546@julierysavkova35463 жыл бұрын
    • @@schoolvideos4608 s- so it does kill them 😂

      @JL-ln9xp@JL-ln9xp3 жыл бұрын
    • @@JL-ln9xp Don't know man. Never tried it.

      @schoolvideos4608@schoolvideos46083 жыл бұрын
  • "Sorry, are we talking or raping here?!" That is so uniquely British ! X'D And it's hilarious ! ^^

    @blop-a-blop9419@blop-a-blop94193 жыл бұрын
  • Not my line, but one of my favorites that I heard in 2016: In 2016 there were more than 5,000 gods being worshipped on our little planet, but don't worry yours is the real one.

    @jeffharper6259@jeffharper62593 жыл бұрын
    • this is actually a joke from Ricky himself

      @scorba3@scorba33 жыл бұрын
    • Well, I've got great news for you, according to my teacher, the Hindus worship approximately 33M gods

      @danicaz1163@danicaz11633 жыл бұрын
    • And remember: god is always on *our* side.

      @mikitz@mikitz3 жыл бұрын
    • You're always born under the right god

      @MrBloodshot@MrBloodshot3 жыл бұрын
    • My favourite was when Ricky said in an interview "You don’t believe in 2,999 gods. And I don’t believe in just one more."

      @Naomi-ex7dw@Naomi-ex7dw3 жыл бұрын
  • all this from just 1 tweet imagine what we are missing on a daily baisis i'd happily pay for a daily ricky show where he just goes freestyle for 1h commenting on whatever he feels like

    @emameyer@emameyer3 жыл бұрын
    • Well I think that was pretty much the point of the XFM podcast and the animated Ricky Gervais Show.

      @rockinrodney5000@rockinrodney50003 жыл бұрын
    • There is/was an account on YT, “balr” or something like that, which was posting Ricky’s daily FB or IG postings. Same general idea.

      @markstevens1729@markstevens17293 жыл бұрын
    • Look up Absolutely Mental, freestyle chats for 45 minutes between Sam Harris and Ricky Gervais. Three seasons now.

      @jashugg@jashugg Жыл бұрын
    • Me toooo

      @JMBBrasil@JMBBrasil Жыл бұрын
    • Only once. The trick of great writing is to make it seem spontaneous. That takes hard work, skill, and time. (John Cleese once said that when he and Graham Chapman were at the height of their writing partnership, it would take them five hours to write three minutes of good material.)

      @plrndl@plrndl11 ай бұрын
  • How to turn a trolling tweet into comedy gold. Hilarious!

    @Chardonbois@Chardonbois Жыл бұрын
  • Morning Ted! You’re in early... Ted?!

    @opinionatedWrestling@opinionatedWrestling3 жыл бұрын
  • Love this high IQ, witty, hilarious, logical, animal loving English dude! There is no one even comes close, to the great Ricky Gervais! Love from New Zealand 🇳🇿 ❤.

    @karanfield4229@karanfield4229 Жыл бұрын
    • no one? Dave allen, Chapelle, Carlin, burr, Griffin, et al.

      @EuroGuy85@EuroGuy85 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@EuroGuy85 They come close but not that close.

      @MrBikkyLover@MrBikkyLover Жыл бұрын
    • Bill Burr.

      @seanscanlon9067@seanscanlon906711 ай бұрын
    • @@EuroGuy85 Those are all American. Also, your name sucks the big one, otherwise Id write the name of the best standup comedian on the planet. Which certainly isnt in your list. Though Bill Burr is a good shout in the call-out style.

      @FuckFeminists@FuckFeminists10 ай бұрын
    • Chur 🥰

      @kezsovreign@kezsovreign10 ай бұрын
  • Mitchell and Webb did a skit where the relative of someone who died in a train accident were asked for their opinion and the relative 'ruined' the narrative by stating that their opinion was clearly biased and that they had no place being on the news. I always thought asking a grieving relative on live tv 'how they feel' was quite ghoulish.

    @hanskneesun123@hanskneesun123 Жыл бұрын
  • I love Ricky. From criticizing religion to calling out pedos! He must be protected at all costs

    @dimpled_skeptic93@dimpled_skeptic933 жыл бұрын
    • He did a pro phedo joke once…I’ve just seen it. Disappointing

      @JMBBrasil@JMBBrasil2 жыл бұрын
    • @@JMBBrasil What

      @elementalb3m957@elementalb3m9572 жыл бұрын
    • Really? If your talking about the one in after life it’s hardly pro pedo lol was

      @PringlesOriginal445@PringlesOriginal4452 жыл бұрын
    • @@PringlesOriginal445 what...? Are you even saying?

      @dimpled_skeptic93@dimpled_skeptic932 жыл бұрын
    • @@dimpled_skeptic93 Somebody said he made a pro pedo joke, so I was replying to that comment. I assume that person meant it was the joke that he made in afterlife, and I don't think that joke was pro pedo.

      @PringlesOriginal445@PringlesOriginal4452 жыл бұрын
  • This is the most logical joke I've heard 🤣🤣

    @phoqueme@phoqueme3 жыл бұрын
    • @Debra Jones It is a joke. Just because it's true doesn't mean it can't be used as a joke. Most of the jokes you hear from comedians are basically truth put in a comedic light.

      @MrWongWey@MrWongWey3 жыл бұрын
    • @Debra Jones but it's also still a joke bruh. You're saying it's not a joke but it literally is a joke this is a comedy routine. The scientific facts aren't jokes of course and Ricky isn't joking about being atheist but OP was just pointing out that Ricky was simultaneously destroying religion with facts and logic while making jokes too.

      @averagejoessb3110@averagejoessb31103 жыл бұрын
    • @Debra Jones the joke is on me...??? Good question I didn't think so either 🤔. Yeah I saw you commenting on another thread in here and either you're a troll or too stupid to understand basic concepts either way there is no value in talking to you further so I won't.

      @averagejoessb3110@averagejoessb31103 жыл бұрын
    • More logical than this! kzhead.info/sun/abdtYNFljICCrX0/bejne.html

      @dawghousetv@dawghousetv3 жыл бұрын
    • @@averagejoessb3110 well, he isn't destroying Christianity, but overall, the jokes are fire

      @saulgoodman5451@saulgoodman54513 жыл бұрын
  • His delivery is awesome, Ricky definitely deserves his riches lol

    @maxkharpovitski6399@maxkharpovitski63993 жыл бұрын
    • No he doesn't, capitalism is cancer.

      @willshogren1987@willshogren19872 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah more than Harvey Weinstein and almost as much as Gary Lineker lol

      @eattherich2@eattherich24 ай бұрын
  • I’ve watched this on Netflix 3 times and I still laugh out loud!!

    @NapaValleyVegan@NapaValleyVegan3 жыл бұрын
    • Shit! I'm such a dumbass. I've been watching bits and pieces of the show on KZhead instead of seeing it all on Netflix. Even worse, the name of the channel... Ughhh 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

      @fabianatrindade56@fabianatrindade563 жыл бұрын
    • Which one is this sketch part of please?

      @leonskum.5682@leonskum.5682 Жыл бұрын
    • @@leonskum.5682 i think this one is Humanity. His newest special Supernature is on Netflix now too. Enjoy!

      @NapaValleyVegan@NapaValleyVegan Жыл бұрын
    • It was actually, in my opinion, his worst special.... and it's still great. Ricky never disappoints

      @BirrDetonator1989@BirrDetonator1989 Жыл бұрын
  • Actually theologians say that you can see hell from heaven. Which is exactly what compassionate moral people would enjoy in heaven, all the serenity and a neverending horror movie playing live 24/7.

    @vladbustiuc@vladbustiuc3 жыл бұрын
    • What kind of evil, twisted, sadistic arsehole would enjoy watching that?

      @peteconrad2077@peteconrad20773 жыл бұрын
    • Lol it’s almost like it’s not about the elevation of the human spirit but the degradation/destruction of our perceived enemies and non-believers. It’s almost like the so called religion of love is fueled by unfettered hatred.

      @pseudo_ra@pseudo_ra2 жыл бұрын
    • @@pseudo_ra well where did u think the "religion of peace" got their idea of peace? Some other "peaceful" sadists that predated them.

      @vladbustiuc@vladbustiuc2 жыл бұрын
    • We can see many stars in the sky at night from Earth but can we see aliens going about their business or violent weather and star quakes over there? So you get my point! Even if one can see Hell from Heaven, which I doubt because it would not be heaven if you can see all that nastiness and weeping in hell, they might not be able to tell what is going on in hell.

      @Uouttooo@Uouttooo2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Uouttooo apparently they get to sit in heaven and watch the details of hell as entertainment. You know, like modern reality tv. Except a little less staged, and probably more entertaining. I mean, what else are you going to do for eternity between shifts worshipping at the feet of God?

      @TheMonk72@TheMonk722 жыл бұрын
  • The sheer logic and simplicity makes me laugh every time

    @maryharper9321@maryharper9321 Жыл бұрын
  • my hands down favorite comedian anyday.

    @eneobande7433@eneobande74333 жыл бұрын
    • what about george carlin? i like george on even days and ricky on odd days

      @itellyouforfree7238@itellyouforfree72383 жыл бұрын
    • @@itellyouforfree7238 More than these guys? kzhead.info/sun/abdtYNFljICCrX0/bejne.html

      @dawghousetv@dawghousetv3 жыл бұрын
  • That chuckle when he says "why has god forsaken me" I died hahahhaha

    @robbieomahony5741@robbieomahony57413 жыл бұрын
  • "What is Wrong With You". "Oh, like You're Bradd Pitt" some of the things he comes out with have me laughing so hard.

    @kevanbrown7620@kevanbrown76202 жыл бұрын
    • Why are the words in quotes in your comment all starting with a capital letter?

      @L.Drizzle@L.Drizzle Жыл бұрын
  • "Why did you make chocolate kill dogs?" It turns out Ricky and I have a lot of curiosity in common

    @teflonhammer3465@teflonhammer34652 жыл бұрын
    • But you are not curious about chocolate killing men?

      @Uouttooo@Uouttooo2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Uouttooo what?

      @yaboiicj94@yaboiicj942 жыл бұрын
    • @@Uouttooo have you any real understanding just how much chocolate it would take to kill a human? Btw its not something that a human would ever be capable of doing so your argument is as pointless as your existence

      @jackwhitbread4583@jackwhitbread45832 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@yaboiicj94 human beings with cocks can eat lots of chocolate, get fat, overload their cardiovascular system and DIE. And it's especially sinister; when their teeth rot out due to too much sugar from chocolate, they can STILL eat it because it MELTS...

      @codinghusky5196@codinghusky51962 жыл бұрын
    • Do you? Ooh shut that door!

      @howshecuttingbogman8999@howshecuttingbogman8999 Жыл бұрын
  • “If you’re surrounded by idiots, you’re the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don’t like smart asses.” -Ricky Gervais Classic Gervais!!!

    @jedd.5407@jedd.5407 Жыл бұрын
    • LITERALLY how it feels.

      @tommychappell6359@tommychappell6359 Жыл бұрын
    • dont get me started...

      @tommychappell6359@tommychappell6359 Жыл бұрын
    • I say something I know Factually right 100% (YT) and I'm called unhinged? (How Ironic) for whatttt?? being rightt? Truly the meaning of 'catching the right people'. They wouldn't have a clue what fact/truth looked like if it was right in front of them. And they have tenacity to call me, unhinged? (which is a truly 'Psychotic' thing to say, ironically, much worse than calling someone a freak). I turned around and called them insane/crazy/totally deranged. who gets to call other people unhinged?? and people even liked his comment, who I betting were cowards themselves gleeeeefully looking on their tablettt. willing whether to hit like button or not, people like comments of those people who don't make them feel wrong. And That was it, I didn't couldn't care after that. Says the person who goes around calling other people 'unhinged' without restraint. (the difference, and clear one). somehow it's ME who ends up getting wrong attention (for STATING, FACTS..). Obviously not gonna say 'takes a person to know a person', because used/old. but principle is true. I think these people need to get 'checked out' first. before making 'psychotic comments' like they do. Normal people don't 'unhingingly' go around calling people unhinged/unhingedly wrongg. PERIOD. Seen people saying other places. (they need to get FIXED and quick). Clunky/Broken for never seeing how they are wrong, others are right. making some truly stupendous comments.

      @tommychappell6359@tommychappell6359 Жыл бұрын
    • That's why Trump supporters flock together.

      @edeledeledel5490@edeledeledel54907 ай бұрын
  • Was watching this on my tv, my gran came in at the wrong time 🤦🏼‍♀️

    @planetearth740@planetearth7403 жыл бұрын
    • Its the right time if u play your cards right

      @Chuckus@Chuckus3 жыл бұрын
    • Im guessing when he was doing hip thrusts

      @LonelyCinderella123@LonelyCinderella1233 жыл бұрын
    • Love it

      @harmleyten4@harmleyten43 жыл бұрын
    • @@Chuckus holy fucking christ

      @voodoodolll@voodoodolll2 жыл бұрын
    • @@voodoodolll why? It's his GRAN. If she wasn't well acquainted to some hip thrusting, She wouldn't BE his gran; lemme tell you that.

      @codinghusky5196@codinghusky51962 жыл бұрын
  • it always hit hard and hilarious my own dad tried to kill me for not believing that Mohammad flew through space on a flying horse

    @gar2322@gar23222 жыл бұрын
    • Hits you harder than your dad you mean?

      @pixelboujee@pixelboujee Жыл бұрын
    • The people who think religeon is real are truly bonkers. They all need emergency treatment to their heads, like a bullet or something final like that. "god wills it" is the most stupid statement someone can ever make in life.

      @sirmalus5153@sirmalus5153 Жыл бұрын
    • Now that's funny

      @terrysullivan4700@terrysullivan4700 Жыл бұрын
    • Wait, You mean Mohammad DIDN'T fly through space on a flying horse?!!!!! No way!!!!!! You're crazy...

      @ciarancosgrave@ciarancosgrave Жыл бұрын
    • horses don't fly

      @the-indexator@the-indexator Жыл бұрын
  • I'm a conservative Christian Texan, and I approve this message. 🤣🤣🤣

    @caseytodd7632@caseytodd76323 жыл бұрын
    • No you don't. You think you do. But you really don't.

      @theangryholmesian4556@theangryholmesian45562 жыл бұрын
    • @@theangryholmesian4556 If he thinks he does, he does.

      @grahamlyons8522@grahamlyons8522 Жыл бұрын
    • Have you been backsliding?

      @anonymousjohnson976@anonymousjohnson976 Жыл бұрын
    • But will you laugh if you see Ricky being raped by the Devil? 😏

      @calisto2735@calisto2735 Жыл бұрын
    • @@calisto2735 ......he would want me to.

      @caseytodd7632@caseytodd7632 Жыл бұрын
  • This man is worth $100 million dollars wears tshirt and jeans. gotta love him. He was not rich till 40 so he knows how to be real

    @Spiritdove64@Spiritdove647 ай бұрын
  • The amazing thing is that that guy who's an absolute nobody is being roasted in front of potentially millions of people and he won't ever be able to reply to this. The most shut up a person can be. Love it.

    @cultureaddict3526@cultureaddict35263 жыл бұрын
    • Nothing cooler than watching a nobody who can't reply get dunked on by a rich powerful famous person Oh wait

      @DichotomousRex@DichotomousRex3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DichotomousRex to be fair, we do not know whether this person is indeed a nobody for all we know it could have been G. W. Bush or Trump whi wrote this... (fill in your favourite celebrity roast victim)

      @sksaddrakk5183@sksaddrakk51833 жыл бұрын
    • @@sksaddrakk5183 Or it all be a made up story for the sake of comedy. who knows really.

      @snowjix@snowjix3 жыл бұрын
    • @@snowjix As Louis CK once said: "Can I get my cock out & jerk off for you...oh & I promise I won't sack you from this show?" That's not the apposite quote I was looking for to make my point, grrrrrr!

      @ph8077@ph80773 жыл бұрын
    • There's a thing called twitter. Guessing you haven't heard of it.

      @psycheevolved1428@psycheevolved14283 жыл бұрын
  • Hey everyone just remember, it's a joke. Even if it's true and validated

    @theotherbaratheon1895@theotherbaratheon18953 жыл бұрын
    • Wish this was a joke! kzhead.info/sun/abdtYNFljICCrX0/bejne.html

      @dawghousetv@dawghousetv3 жыл бұрын
  • "why did you make chocolate kill dogs?"🤣🤣🤣🤣 i agree!!! damn it!!🤣🤣🤣

    @GodiscomingBhappy@GodiscomingBhappy Жыл бұрын
  • The story itself is so simple and really not funny but holy shit the way he tells it makes it pure gold, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 That’s some serious talent right thwre

    @waltz9230@waltz92303 жыл бұрын
    • Who’s thwre

      @immortalsun@immortalsun3 жыл бұрын
    • i have to agree. he has an immaculate delivery.

      @DjBlakkTux@DjBlakkTux2 жыл бұрын
  • This man is a gem... please.. never change... i dont mean dont grow or evolve... just.. dont ever lose your big droopy balls

    @miklovelka6526@miklovelka65262 жыл бұрын
  • This is a comedic genius performing perfect comedy.

    @joeybader8342@joeybader83423 жыл бұрын
    • If you know comedy I’d love some feedback on our new sketch! kzhead.info/sun/abdtYNFljICCrX0/bejne.html

      @dawghousetv@dawghousetv3 жыл бұрын
    • Hardly genius lmao

      @psycheevolved1428@psycheevolved14283 жыл бұрын
    • @@psycheevolved1428 I think he's a comedic genius.

      @joeybader8342@joeybader83423 жыл бұрын
    • @@psycheevolved1428 Created the show "The Office". He's more of a genius than you are.

      @liquidbraino@liquidbraino Жыл бұрын
    • @@psycheevolved1428 either you're triggered or you're a boring sad person.

      @aryanbose9084@aryanbose9084 Жыл бұрын
  • “why are they so distended?” 😂😂😂😂

    @wilsonthewarrior@wilsonthewarrior3 жыл бұрын
  • God bless Ricky Gervais.

    @sunyatas7423@sunyatas7423 Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah God whatever Thanks for making him atheist

      @xa-69prototype-19@xa-69prototype-19 Жыл бұрын
    • But he doesnt believe there's such thing as God

      @rova3308@rova3308 Жыл бұрын
    • @@rova3308 it doesn' matter

      @nethul@nethul Жыл бұрын
    • Hahahahah... good one!

      @BrHck@BrHck Жыл бұрын
    • @@rova3308 r/woosh

      @petermikhalchik8568@petermikhalchik8568 Жыл бұрын
  • That Ted bit made me lmao. I had to imagine the situation. Dead guy just shows up for work.

    @gamergeek7482@gamergeek74822 жыл бұрын
  • “If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him”, Voltaire once said. It is indeed a necessary evil no pun intended.

    @alloy2005@alloy20053 жыл бұрын
    • @Debra Jones The Earth is over 4.5 billion years old

      @charliebrayson@charliebrayson3 жыл бұрын
    • @Debra Jones What's with all the ellipses and question marks? Jesus christ

      @charliebrayson@charliebrayson3 жыл бұрын
    • @@charliebrayson This one compensates for her high school dropout status by pretending she's better than Theists

      @a4h426@a4h4263 жыл бұрын
    • @Debra Jones Mate the fucking irony in this comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

      @kdmedia1534@kdmedia15343 жыл бұрын
    • @Debra Jones i think you missed the lesson in school on how to use a question mark 🤣

      @FlashAsh@FlashAsh3 жыл бұрын
  • Because shut up got me crying ahahahah Ricky I love you so very much!!!♥️

    @MarleneCrimson@MarleneCrimson3 жыл бұрын
  • One of his best stories... ever!

    @GavinHarrisComedian@GavinHarrisComedian3 жыл бұрын
  • 'like you're brad pitt" made me laugh out loud

    @timbroski4487@timbroski44873 жыл бұрын
  • Pure gold just doesn't cover it, not even close. Love it.

    @Flipper-fe9qu@Flipper-fe9qu2 жыл бұрын
  • This has to be one of the funniest bits I have heard him do ever!!

    @mrtunapie6653@mrtunapie66533 жыл бұрын
  • Note to self: Do not watch Ricky Gervais's stand up while eating. I nearly choked myself.

    @sheaniadahemmauel348@sheaniadahemmauel3483 жыл бұрын
    • I like to choke myself while watching Ricky Gervais too! Wait, what? um.

      @adrianjas284@adrianjas2842 жыл бұрын
    • @@adrianjas284 huh? Don't worry about it, it's nothing. Now hurry up and take the rope off so i can go...

      @Loctorak@Loctorak2 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣 🤣 Even sitting down 👍

      @ZenonZolek@ZenonZolek7 ай бұрын
  • Nothing but the truth spoken here....I love this man!!!

    @bootje4155@bootje4155 Жыл бұрын
  • I’m literally crying watching this 😂

    @30daymissionman@30daymissionman2 жыл бұрын
  • Absolutely freaking hilarious. 😂

    @Salamander6969@Salamander6969 Жыл бұрын
  • So incredibly funny 😂😂😂

    @dsbg187@dsbg1873 жыл бұрын
  • I'm a Christian, this is hilarious, why can't other 'groups' not just laugh, it's funny af.

    @greengrugach1984@greengrugach1984 Жыл бұрын
  • “… until it turns out gay..” 😂😂😂 why have I never heard that before? I thought I had seen all the ricky gervais that was available.

    @happybee7725@happybee77257 ай бұрын
  • I love it, that the best i can express it🤣🤣

    @jamestl9301@jamestl93013 жыл бұрын
  • Ricky, you're the one and only in your element, and WoW what a oner you are. Stay and grow with who you are coz you're living a life so honestly as you deem fit and so darn wittingly crazy funny, so out if this world. You're a magnificent foetus!!

    @AL-hr9tv@AL-hr9tv Жыл бұрын
  • God doesn't kill Satan for the same reason that Ricky Gervais doesn't kill Karl Pilkington. They're mates, and they like to take the piss out of each other. If you read the Book of Job you'd see it was an obvious "Monkey News" bit.

    @DrCruel@DrCruel Жыл бұрын
  • This should be in a 'Best of Bestofs' - just brilliant

    @Brayne01@Brayne01 Жыл бұрын
  • That last part is gold.

    @mischarowe@mischarowe2 жыл бұрын
  • As someone who was raised Catholic, let me explain God not killing Satan. *Satan was an archangel named Lucifer. God allowed Lucifer the freedom to choose, just like people have freedom to choose.* *So I chose to become agnostic when I was about 15.*

    @drumset09@drumset093 жыл бұрын
    • @@bathemeinchampagne You clearly didn't read my whole post.

      @drumset09@drumset093 жыл бұрын
    • @@drumset09 They did not😂

      @tomr5121@tomr51213 жыл бұрын
    • @@bathemeinchampagne you are an idiot.

      @dfsdhjk4780@dfsdhjk47803 жыл бұрын
    • That got me good. I was expecting paragraphs; instead I got a sensible punchline. :D

      @IstasPumaNevada@IstasPumaNevada2 жыл бұрын
    • So God set himself up to fail? What a f**king moron he is

      @iamanowl26@iamanowl262 жыл бұрын
  • I’m trying so hard not to laugh at work

    @iambryn2012@iambryn20123 жыл бұрын
    • I failed

      @iambryn2012@iambryn20123 жыл бұрын
    • @@iambryn2012 i want your job. i find work never usually that funny and thats why i listen to comedy skits like this while working.

      @DW-lx9wt@DW-lx9wt3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DW-lx9wt what do you mean, work is hilarious

      @harmleyten4@harmleyten43 жыл бұрын
  • He is pure gold 😂😂

    @leampunkt3678@leampunkt36783 жыл бұрын
  • Hahaha I just adore Ricky 💞! My all time favorite comedian... 😍

    @angelah7094@angelah7094 Жыл бұрын
  • Love it, so matter of fact!!

    @rachell4417@rachell44173 жыл бұрын
  • Brilliant as always

    @nikolinac.4237@nikolinac.42373 жыл бұрын
  • OMG i nearly died from laughing, absolutely brilliant

    @ZenonZolek@ZenonZolek7 ай бұрын
  • "Watch your hooves on my testicled"🤣🤣🤣

    @amkelaslight5085@amkelaslight5085 Жыл бұрын
  • "I'll be laughing" that's fundamentally what Christianity is not about isnt it? Christianity is about loving each other, love thy neighbor like thyself, or something like that. Yet some 'christians' are some of the most hateful and selfentitled bigots.

    @darkaliebaba99@darkaliebaba993 жыл бұрын
    • true

      @tonymchugh443@tonymchugh4433 жыл бұрын
    • well it is all major religions that do this. each one of them has a few loudest and worst apples

      @wittyusername1@wittyusername13 жыл бұрын
    • Amen to that 🤣

      @Tk-ou9ec@Tk-ou9ec3 жыл бұрын
    • To be fair though, only evil people don't hate.

      @windradyne8724@windradyne87243 жыл бұрын
    • @Muhammedlee To put it simply, you only hate that which you consider evil. The only way to not hate is to believe nothing is evil, which makes that person evil.

      @windradyne8724@windradyne87243 жыл бұрын
  • This one of his BEST BITS EVER 😂😂

    @pedroRodriguesMD@pedroRodriguesMD4 ай бұрын
  • I about pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @thexskating@thexskating3 жыл бұрын
  • What a legend, a true genius.

    @johnmalihi6045@johnmalihi6045 Жыл бұрын
  • I have never before had my whole body ache from laughing.

    @bubble8829@bubble8829 Жыл бұрын
  • I love this bit, especially the way he said SAY-tan

    @samgyeopsal569@samgyeopsal5692 жыл бұрын
  • The last bit is priceless !!

    @valsorrell6160@valsorrell61609 ай бұрын
  • This guy is so funny, he should host the Golden globes

    @3bady25@3bady252 жыл бұрын
    • He already did it five times, twat.

      @NJTDover@NJTDover2 жыл бұрын
    • @@NJTDover calm down Tinkerbell, you don't think they might have been joking?

      @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic78102 жыл бұрын
  • There's a Mark Twain award. There needs to be a Moliere one for Mr. Gervais for Extras, The Office, his movies, and especially his latest show. 🤩😍🤩

    @diatplay@diatplay3 жыл бұрын
    • Afterlife?

      @onepunch9203@onepunch92033 жыл бұрын
    • Afterlife has to be some of his best work.

      @Shincism@Shincism3 жыл бұрын
    • Shincism- I agree. Not as outrageously funny like, for instance, The Office, but very funny.....and if you have a beating heart inside, it will also make you cry sometimes. Looking forward to season 3.

      @onepunch9203@onepunch92033 жыл бұрын
  • His comedy logic is out of bounds....IN A GOOD WAY !!!!

    @retiredlawman4710@retiredlawman47103 ай бұрын
  • funniest ,cleverist ..that is not a word ! he is the bomb!!

    @kerrypower5472@kerrypower5472 Жыл бұрын
  • At the last minute, he was killing it.

    @YaBoy99@YaBoy993 жыл бұрын
  • Smartest comedian on the planet !!!!😂

    @george8920@george89204 ай бұрын
  • Brilliant. Brilliant.😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @trishlangford5773@trishlangford57739 ай бұрын
  • Bloody brilliant 😂

    @larklark5339@larklark5339 Жыл бұрын
  • This is absolutely amazing. My cheeks hurt so much :)

    @micharogalewicz6249@micharogalewicz62493 жыл бұрын
    • @@richardflynn4112 wat?

      @newmelon3471@newmelon34713 жыл бұрын
    • On your face?

      @lincdc12@lincdc123 жыл бұрын
    • Try using more lube next time.

      @liquidbraino@liquidbraino Жыл бұрын
  • Love this People actually wanna say science isnt real all the while we have satellites that let us do literally everything we do

    @dcomp420@dcomp4203 жыл бұрын
    • Jesus

      @anonymousanonymous3112@anonymousanonymous31123 жыл бұрын
    • People say science is fake on social media, using phones and the Internet 😂.

      @stephjovi@stephjovi2 жыл бұрын
    • Clueless

      @barnardcoleman6339@barnardcoleman6339 Жыл бұрын
    • What part of the Bible tells you how an iPhone works? Lmao

      @Aron-ru5zk@Aron-ru5zk Жыл бұрын
    • The principle behind the joke is right - it is an incredible scientific achievement... .... but it probably isn't using satellites. Most comms ("the Internet") go through cables down here on earth, including mind-blowingly impressive massive ones underneath the sea to cross vast oceans.

      @alkaholic4848@alkaholic48485 ай бұрын
  • 2:35 this is just too true lmfao

    @stfu6397@stfu6397 Жыл бұрын
  • I was raised christian but this is still funny shit love Ricky.

    @jldude84@jldude843 жыл бұрын
    • Poor you.

      @rich0373@rich03733 жыл бұрын
    • Why wouldn that be a reason for it not to be funny? :p I hope you get to honestly and critically assess your beliefs :) Look into epistemology and fallacies, I think it's useful for every human being to learn about how our brains work!

      @tempestive1@tempestive13 жыл бұрын
    • so was ricky

      @fpa417@fpa4173 жыл бұрын
    • @@rich0373 ?

      @kingofkings4917@kingofkings49173 жыл бұрын
    • @@tempestive1 Because a lot of people, particularly today, are unable to laugh at themselves. Every group has issues, but many people these days refuse to acknowledge that when it's their group

      @filmandfirearms@filmandfirearms3 жыл бұрын
  • F*kin' GOLD! Ricky is the best comedian of our times.

    @tomb8430@tomb84302 жыл бұрын
  • I laugh so badly! This guy is crazy LOL

    @hellhound9497@hellhound94973 жыл бұрын
  • "Are we talking or raping here" 😂😂

    @rustynailz178@rustynailz1787 ай бұрын
  • He destroyed that tweet lol

    @edthestudent@edthestudent3 жыл бұрын
  • Squidward: People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right? Plankton: CORRECT! That Texas Christian: COREKT!

    @mistermachiavelli3274@mistermachiavelli32742 жыл бұрын
  • Why are they so distended! Bahahaha!! 😂😂😂😆😆🤣🤣

    @palmreadings@palmreadings3 жыл бұрын
  • What is it with us as a species that when we come across something we can't explain we create something even more fantastic and unexplainable to solve the problem

    @Dysjoint@Dysjoint3 жыл бұрын
    • That's called "God of the gaps". Aka "I don't understand it, therefore god did it". But by that logic god is nothing more than a pocket of scientific ignorance which is getting smaller and smaller with every single scientific discovery that's made.

      @liquidbraino@liquidbraino Жыл бұрын
  • George Carlin and Ricky Gervais are my fav❤️ comedians

    @codered8030@codered80307 ай бұрын
  • love your humour, crac's ( not misspelt btw )me up with your wit and touch of sarcasm

    @djmini2numpty141@djmini2numpty1412 жыл бұрын
  • "on him like a ton of bricks" XD XD XD

    @codinghusky5196@codinghusky51962 жыл бұрын
  • "Scients"..... "He's never seen it written down because (science) is not in the Bible".... Total truth right there .

    @nicolasrose3064@nicolasrose3064 Жыл бұрын
  • Funniest comedian going. Genius.

    @alibobsmarland9572@alibobsmarland95722 жыл бұрын
  • So good 😂

    @craigevans8912@craigevans8912 Жыл бұрын
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