"Monkey News" - XFM Compilation

2012 ж. 5 Там.
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A compilation of all the best bits from the XFM days highlighting the best of the simian related bullocks Karl has spewed over the years.

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  • "So the monkey drove to Spain" "It was an automatic" That had me in stitches 😂🤣

    @danedge4346@danedge43462 жыл бұрын
    • time stamp please

      @rumham8124@rumham812410 ай бұрын
  • "Something's said." My favorite line from Karl.

    @Curthe93@Curthe9311 жыл бұрын
    • Yep, an under appreciated Karl gem.

      @29memyselfandi@29memyselfandi2 жыл бұрын
    • I lose it every time

      @minniedriver6871@minniedriver68712 жыл бұрын
    • @@minniedriver6871 it's a good line but "And someone kept winning 'em" kills me even more.

      @arturobandini4078@arturobandini4078 Жыл бұрын
  • "You're gonna love this one, Steve"

    @TechnoBambino@TechnoBambino9 жыл бұрын
    • TechnoBambino Monkey drove to spain on its own.....mad init?"

      @jd9171@jd91719 жыл бұрын
    • TechnoBambino "awhhhhh DON'T TALK SHIT KARLLLLL!!!!!"

      @ZuvioxArts@ZuvioxArts9 жыл бұрын
  • He speaks, highly educated, photographer...

    @FrozenSurf@FrozenSurf8 жыл бұрын
    • As I read this comment he said it😂

      @connormitchell6446@connormitchell64462 жыл бұрын
    • right we'll make im a colonel.

      @hpebackwards@hpebackwards2 жыл бұрын
    • Apparently he's holder of PhD of Physics

      @akbaraziz5914@akbaraziz591412 күн бұрын
  • Monkey news, Rockbusters, Educating Ricky, Knob news, Songs of Phrase, War do you think of that then, Do we need em?... how did this not win a Sony? In my opinion the best radio show ever 'created'

    @sjn6704@sjn67047 жыл бұрын
    • When they get foxy on to ask him why they didn't win and he says "It just wasn't funny" really winds me up. I know humour is subjective but this is possibly the funniest show ever aired on a radio anywhere.

      @giles4565@giles45657 жыл бұрын
    • It didnt win an award becouse the people who judge it have very "classic" and pretentious approach to what should be funny.

      @janpec10@janpec107 жыл бұрын
    • +98smithg2 That was just because they took the piss out of him all the time

      @HeatyFrog@HeatyFrog7 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely. It reached people all over the world, including the Netherlands (although we're literally neighbors, but still). There's even people from Finland and South Africa familiar with Karls antics. Mad innit!

      @mistervanderveer@mistervanderveer7 жыл бұрын
    • @@giles4565 You do realise that wasn't real with 'Foxy' dont you!?? He was in on that 'interview' quite obviously.....

      @pinotgrigio4707@pinotgrigio47075 жыл бұрын
  • Ricky's anger is my favorite

    @Michele1ELL@Michele1ELL8 жыл бұрын
    • Michele Neri Ian brown !!!

      @15-Peter-20@15-Peter-206 жыл бұрын
    • Michele Neri your well pretty

      @15-Peter-20@15-Peter-206 жыл бұрын
    • "what that's the end of it?!?"

      @hittman1412@hittman14124 жыл бұрын
    • 'THEY DID NOT SEND A MONKEY DIRECTOR!'

      @jacoblee-hart9647@jacoblee-hart96472 жыл бұрын
    • DONT. TALK. SHITE.

      @ultracaik@ultracaik10 ай бұрын
  • This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest segment of a radio show, ever!

    @JacobARexstraw@JacobARexstraw7 жыл бұрын
    • Jacob R add to that War Do You Think Of That Then and Do We Need 'Em and there's no argument

      @sjn6704@sjn67047 жыл бұрын
    • @@sjn6704 well no. Its this and nothing else comes close.

      @jbri1@jbri13 жыл бұрын
    • I preferred Educating Ricky but I think everything Karl brought to this was hilarious usually

      @Tomversal@Tomversal3 жыл бұрын
    • @@jbri1 uuuuuuuu

      @alanaswadkins7907@alanaswadkins79072 жыл бұрын
    • @@sjn6704 uuuuuuuuuuuüuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

      @alanaswadkins7907@alanaswadkins79072 жыл бұрын
  • DON'T TALK SHIT. YOU'RE NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. Cut to next episode of monkey news.

    @Technicolor909@Technicolor9099 жыл бұрын
    • Ricky is definitely Tull of empty threats haha

      @tmic4043@tmic40439 жыл бұрын
  • The only thing that's pulling me through my 20's life crisis.

    @anindyogoswami7577@anindyogoswami757710 жыл бұрын
    • thats dope. git me through tons of grief.

      @RIOTPUNK1977@RIOTPUNK19776 жыл бұрын
    • Is the crisis over?

      @AutomaticDuck300@AutomaticDuck3005 жыл бұрын
    • Dude tell me you're in a better spot now?

      @ISetYourFaceOnFire@ISetYourFaceOnFire5 жыл бұрын
    • Yea this was a big help for me then too

      @raulduke3237@raulduke32374 жыл бұрын
    • Did you make it?

      @AlphaBravoDingo@AlphaBravoDingo4 жыл бұрын
  • In life, simply because of this show, when a friend's annoying me or talking shite, I'll still say 'play a record'.

    @SpecificallyDanielSwan@SpecificallyDanielSwan7 жыл бұрын
    • Play 2 records!

      @treehousekohtao@treehousekohtao4 жыл бұрын
    • Which part of the world are you in? Never met another Daniel Swan

      @TheDanSwan1@TheDanSwan1 Жыл бұрын
    • Educating Ricky: 'There's More Than Swan Of Them'

      @jackrichardson4089@jackrichardson4089 Жыл бұрын
  • Weird innit?

    @MeAuntieNora@MeAuntieNora9 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @gibbs7444@gibbs74449 жыл бұрын
    • Me Auntie Nora I love ur name dude.. lol

      @davidbilla5630@davidbilla56309 жыл бұрын
    • +David Billa she had wind for 5 minutes, innit?

      @taylorcj565@taylorcj5658 жыл бұрын
    • +Taylor Jamieson ...and a fanny like a ripped tennis ball. x

      @Sheriff_GrimLaw@Sheriff_GrimLaw8 жыл бұрын
    • +BigJamook and tits like old half deflated balloons

      @kylsters@kylsters8 жыл бұрын
  • ...I can't take this any more, Steve... I'm gonna be sick.

    @bobbyweezer@bobbyweezer8 жыл бұрын
    • @user-tn4vx3ib1g@user-tn4vx3ib1gАй бұрын
  • 1:01:34 he's walking upright, he's havin a tea in the morning... finishing off the day with brandy. gets a bit out of hand, He only tries it on with the zookeeper's wife!

    @Crimson34533@Crimson345339 жыл бұрын
  • "Something's said." HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    @basharun@basharun10 жыл бұрын
  • 1:30:30 I will never tire of Steve and Ricky's uproarious reaction!

    @ollieoleary@ollieoleary5 жыл бұрын
    • Well done. This slayed me straight away.

      @westmcgee9320@westmcgee93203 жыл бұрын
  • Karl actually chuckling a bit is the most endearing thing ever for some reason, probably cus it’s so rare

    @Dilkingt0nne@Dilkingt0nne3 жыл бұрын
    • The mask slips from time to time

      @arturobandini4078@arturobandini4078 Жыл бұрын
  • 1:31:15. Karl says "I think it started off quite simple" when asked about how a chimp-owned wellness center came about. lol

    @PM-lg5ow@PM-lg5ow5 жыл бұрын
  • Somethings said...

    @janelane187@janelane1878 жыл бұрын
    • ricky and Steve's reaction to that is one of my favorite parts

      @Michele1ELL@Michele1ELL8 жыл бұрын
    • Best bit!!

      @Leehow80@Leehow808 жыл бұрын
    • Even Karl knew that one was going to be hard to sell..

      @mistervanderveer@mistervanderveer7 жыл бұрын
    • Rachel Martin what time was that?

      @fraserdeavoll5717@fraserdeavoll57177 жыл бұрын
    • @@fraserdeavoll5717 kzhead.info/sun/ocmqn86SomV-hmw/bejne.html

      @hittman1412@hittman14124 жыл бұрын
  • "Mentalists who write websites about themselves all day". Now Ricky has a daily blog and is on twitter 24/7. Funny how times change

    @michaeltyrrell1305@michaeltyrrell130510 жыл бұрын
    • Hasn’t changed even 8 years later

      @buddyolly7008@buddyolly7008 Жыл бұрын
    • @@buddyolly7008 Honestly thought this comment was from the last couple of years, seems he's been at it for ages.

      @maxpaynless7505@maxpaynless7505 Жыл бұрын
    • He doesn't blog anymore. He 'vlogs'/'streams'

      @jbri1@jbri1 Жыл бұрын
    • There's a slight difference between Ricky Gervais, a household name, bafta winning, couple of globes and acting in some tv and movies who has millions of fans and a mentalist

      @kylesmith8135@kylesmith8135 Жыл бұрын
    • @@kylesmith8135not for Michael over here apparently.

      @georgie535@georgie5356 ай бұрын
  • "THAT'S THE END OF THE FFF--STORY!!"

    @mAcroFaze@mAcroFaze8 жыл бұрын
  • The bit from around 1:52:00 "they said...let's do some business with the bananas". Was listening on the bus and thought i was going to have a hernia trying not to laugh.

    @BiffyFighters@BiffyFighters10 жыл бұрын
    • 4 years since I posted this. Still coming back to this glorious story

      @BiffyFighters@BiffyFighters6 жыл бұрын
    • "FROM THE ROUGH BIT!!"

      @BiffyFighters@BiffyFighters6 жыл бұрын
    • Matthew King still makes me laugh uncontrollably lol

      @kingsleywarne2985@kingsleywarne29855 жыл бұрын
    • Well there's no point in getting into a fight with them cause they're harder than we are. So let's do...

      @lightrays3595@lightrays35954 жыл бұрын
  • Karl: "Anyways... It turns out, he was a chimp" Ricky: "You're Joking!" Ricky: "Well... Christ all ffffff mighty! There you go."

    @Tronfortuneatlas@Tronfortuneatlas8 жыл бұрын
    • +Fortune Rioba this TRICYCLE comes whizzing past.......

      @taylorcj565@taylorcj5658 жыл бұрын
    • +Taylor Jamieson 1:38:00 Haha! loved that one. "There is always one element you can never anticipate" - Stephen

      @Tronfortuneatlas@Tronfortuneatlas8 жыл бұрын
    • +Fortune Rioba I love Ricky's voice. " Couldn't quite see the cyclist?"

      @taylorcj565@taylorcj5658 жыл бұрын
  • someone kept winning em

    @jakejones9097@jakejones90979 жыл бұрын
    • Weird innit!

      @MrLarryhoover425@MrLarryhoover4259 жыл бұрын
  • "20 offers of marriage, does that bother you Steve?!

    @borednow5838@borednow58383 жыл бұрын
  • his little legs

    @clavdig@clavdig8 жыл бұрын
  • I love the one about the monkey who posed as the lab assistant, what makes even more funny is that Ricky made up Kirsty as her name and Karl uses Kirsty in the story.

    @grease_monkey6078@grease_monkey60783 жыл бұрын
  • I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. My stomach hurts. Felt like I was going to vomit from the pain. ALL HAIL PILKINGTON

    @maximumdick@maximumdick9 жыл бұрын
    • awesome innit.

      @RIOTPUNK1977@RIOTPUNK19776 жыл бұрын
    • awesome innit.

      @RIOTPUNK1977@RIOTPUNK19776 жыл бұрын
  • The fact that most of these monkey news stories actually exists, makes it all that more funny.

    @AgentSmith911@AgentSmith9112 жыл бұрын
  • 1:14:15 might be my all time favourite moment from these shows "Did he go off an' ave a holiday, did he dadada...?"

    @properdiglett@properdiglett6 жыл бұрын
  • "Right, you'll like this one..." Just Karl's 'intro' saying these words and I laugh now. x

    @Sheriff_GrimLaw@Sheriff_GrimLaw9 жыл бұрын
  • The way Steve says 'Rick, I dont know who to believe.' cracks me up.

    @winecheese2185@winecheese21855 жыл бұрын
  • "17th century?"

    @Michele1ELL@Michele1ELL8 жыл бұрын
    • Michele Neri haha

      @15-Peter-20@15-Peter-206 жыл бұрын
    • 1970s?

      @Crunch_Buttsteak@Crunch_Buttsteak3 жыл бұрын
    • Ages ago…

      @legotooms@legotooms2 жыл бұрын
  • Man, could you imagine living in englad driving home from school in the back of the car hearing these guys on the radio every afternoon. God it would have been amazing.

    @LootFreak@LootFreak3 жыл бұрын
  • i love when karl says "the magician opens the boot and asks the monkey how it is...and the monkeys yeah i'm sound yeah"...and then later describes the monkey as "givin' it some"

    @UnbelievablyGauche@UnbelievablyGauche11 жыл бұрын
  • 2:01:30 Not the first monkey news that comes to mind but the delivery is easily a 10/10. Classic Karl

    @leftsidedrive_@leftsidedrive_8 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao... this is my favorite one. The monkey bassist

      @anonymouse4138@anonymouse41386 ай бұрын
  • Oh God, the 'PhD in physics' made me laugh so hard I actually nearly fainted. Well done Karl!

    @MrBuch169169@MrBuch16916910 жыл бұрын
  • I've must of listened to this 20+ times still piss up laughing every time !!!

    @15-Peter-20@15-Peter-207 жыл бұрын
  • "lets do business with bananas" ded.

    @241N786@241N7868 жыл бұрын
  • God the Victorian Ape Woman one was epic XD!! Loved 1:40:03! "Ooooohh yeaah...Couldn't quite see THE CYCLIST!" lol XD That was classic Ricky!

    @HearthMaiden@HearthMaiden9 жыл бұрын
    • Ricky was loving Karl's nonsense during that one haha. Definitely one of my favorites

      @Crunch_Buttsteak@Crunch_Buttsteak3 жыл бұрын
  • "Just a scruffy bloke who hasn't had a shave in a while..." He rarely ever laughs when he knows this is twaddle, which is brilliant.

    @ohoto3896@ohoto38962 жыл бұрын
  • This has me in stitches, so funny the way Steve has to calm Ricky down when he loses it, Karl is one of the funniest people in the public eye today!!

    @xxIXLaurenXIxx@xxIXLaurenXIxx8 жыл бұрын
  • "Sorry, is that the news?" "Well how much do you want?!"

    @shrimpanzee001@shrimpanzee00110 жыл бұрын
  • Lol 13:54 "That's the thing about this feature, its mental." Karl sums it all up.

    @theryanbard@theryanbard8 жыл бұрын
  • When he said "photographer" I almost burst lol!!

    @stan2703@stan27035 жыл бұрын
  • My six favourite words: It's that time again innit? Jingle.

    @amitbenhur3722@amitbenhur37224 жыл бұрын
  • “This happened on Scum!” I had to pause the video for a few minutes when he said that cos I couldn’t stop laughing!

    @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord Жыл бұрын
  • Gold. Pure gold.

    @dude3825@dude38253 жыл бұрын
  • The bike race. One is the best hahahahahahahahah

    @jakejones9097@jakejones90979 жыл бұрын
  • 1:19:56 "THAT'S THE END OF MONKEY NEWS! THAT'S THE END OF MONKEY NEWS!" My favorite of all the angry reactions from Gervais.

    @jeremyc9593@jeremyc95936 жыл бұрын
  • From a rough bit of the island 🤣

    @pobber1@pobber13 жыл бұрын
  • The Victorian ape woman is one of my all time favourites! Ricky's little add-ons are priceless.

    @borednow5838@borednow58386 жыл бұрын
  • Best entertainment on You Tube ever.

    @technicolorgazette@technicolorgazette10 жыл бұрын
    • Seriously is. People don't know what joy they're missing.

      @Crunch_Buttsteak@Crunch_Buttsteak3 жыл бұрын
  • My sides! I have heard most of these before but they never get old. Ricky gets so pissed off LMAO

    @wh0586@wh058610 жыл бұрын
  • Rickys laugh at 58:39 gets me every time

    @nomorelies86@nomorelies864 жыл бұрын
  • Steve! Make him go away!!!

    @michaelhylton8338@michaelhylton83383 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahahha crying

      @michaelhylton8338@michaelhylton83382 жыл бұрын
  • 'This happened on Scum' is probably the funniest thing Karl's ever said. Pure Genius.

    @simonrider6928@simonrider69288 жыл бұрын
  • "You are an idiot" hahaha this show's so funny....omg...funniest thing ever. "I think you might be borderline retarded" hahaha Im dying. Karl's a great bloke he's just naive but the idea that Ricky, while getting really frustrated just lets this out....gold.

    @jaycepriteau7477@jaycepriteau74779 жыл бұрын
  • love all of karl and rickys work, never disappoints me! used to watch these videos going to sleep, one of only things that let me drop off haha. very difficult to sleep as a schizophrenic this usually does the job though, got me and a lot of people through hard times judging by comments ect. thanks for the upload!

    @markgates9712@markgates971210 жыл бұрын
    • same helps me sleep too

      @TheKesarda@TheKesarda10 жыл бұрын
    • Barney Lawson i thought i was the only one that listened to this before sleeping hahaha, nice to hear other people do the same.

      @MrNoobmove@MrNoobmove10 жыл бұрын
    • thank you for all the thumbs up :)

      @markgates9712@markgates971210 жыл бұрын
    • I do the same, always listen while drifting off to sleep👍🏼

      @TheAmericanDane@TheAmericanDane5 жыл бұрын
    • Karl, Ricky & Steve

      @connor9568@connor95684 жыл бұрын
  • The amount of embellishment in these is incredible. It reminds me of writing excercises were you start with a line (or headline) and completely make up a story built around it. I'd be interested to see the actual stories and if they are remotely similar.

    @Deathball9999@Deathball99994 жыл бұрын
  • I swear I have to stop myself from laughing like an idiot when I'm out and about and this starts replaying in my head

    @AI-tc8fv@AI-tc8fv4 жыл бұрын
  • 12:56 The rare times Karl laughs at a joke

    @gotheeeem4@gotheeeem44 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks for uploading these. I listened to most of the episodes when they were broadcast on Xfm and it's great to hear them again albeit without the music.

    @Spudgun81@Spudgun815 жыл бұрын
  • Such a great compilation :-) thanks for uploading, really enjoyed this.

    @rachaelsas@rachaelsas11 жыл бұрын
  • I've got a recording of Gervais screaming "ooh, chimpanzee that, he's gone and written it down again - CUNT!" - a jingle for Karl's diary on the podcasts. I get odd looks when it goes off.

    @1984ekul@1984ekul10 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks a lot for these great uploads, amazing stuff!

    @ASwedeInThailand@ASwedeInThailand11 жыл бұрын
  • "fella comes in" and "the monkey starts backin 'out" always get me... someone has to deconstruct these jokes for future generations...

    @seshadrianantharaman7676@seshadrianantharaman76764 жыл бұрын
  • I've listened to this 4 times in the last week and it's still as funny as it was the first time

    @86sVideoDump@86sVideoDump2 жыл бұрын
  • So they said "Right, we'll make him a Colonel.." XD

    @sandwichbreath0@sandwichbreath08 жыл бұрын
    • I mean, that would explain a lot, honestly.

      @whatthefuckismyname9173@whatthefuckismyname91738 жыл бұрын
  • You are a bloody hero for doing this - thank-you! :-)

    @kirkywood83@kirkywood8311 жыл бұрын
  • Still need to listen to this once a month absolute gold!

    @12Rob211@12Rob2116 жыл бұрын
  • 54:04 not even Karl can resist laughing

    @Kendo121e@Kendo121e6 жыл бұрын
  • My God, thank you for uploading this holy font of knowledge.

    @KoishNoish@KoishNoish11 жыл бұрын
  • You alright Kirsty?

    @rjellcome@rjellcome8 жыл бұрын
    • +rjellcome DON'T. TALK. SHIT!!!

      @Goochbot@Goochbot8 жыл бұрын
    • +Graham Gordon You're gonna love this one, Steve

      @rjellcome@rjellcome8 жыл бұрын
    • A bit of lippy

      @JasonReaganjpr@JasonReaganjpr7 жыл бұрын
    • She wasn't a looker anyways...

      @Crunch_Buttsteak@Crunch_Buttsteak3 жыл бұрын
  • "So the people in charge of somewhere..."

    @Crunch_Buttsteak@Crunch_Buttsteak3 жыл бұрын
  • laughed as hard as I could all the way through, thanks!

    @homebuiltindoorplane@homebuiltindoorplane11 жыл бұрын
  • I have never laughed so much in my life, thank you Karl!

    @AndrewTally2@AndrewTally211 жыл бұрын
  • "He's called Coco, what I've read about him is - he speaks, highly educated....photographer" Cracks me up every time 33:00

    @jamesofab@jamesofab11 жыл бұрын
  • Could listen to these 3 all day, sometimes I do.

    @PinPointHumour@PinPointHumour10 жыл бұрын
  • "Someone kept winning them"

    @ranajeetruud@ranajeetruud9 жыл бұрын
  • SO much better than what made it into the cartoon

    @TheAlexagius@TheAlexagius3 жыл бұрын
  • 41:40 jesus shoot me LOL Ricky's had enough

    @logicbombs5490@logicbombs54906 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks so much for this! K.P. looks after me!!

    @arrojenkins@arrojenkins11 жыл бұрын
  • YOU'RE JOKING!!! UNBELIEVABLE IT WAS THE CHIMP ALL ALONG "we never do this again" with a insane laugh 1:41:30

    @iPerryL@iPerryL7 жыл бұрын
  • Time and time again I see comments about people being reinvigorated by these three and their sense of humour. It's literally gold; THEY are literally GOLD

    @tonyoliver2167@tonyoliver21674 жыл бұрын
  • 31:55 "you're nearly retarded in some aspects" that cracks me up for some reason. 😅

    @ElvisLivesUpstairs@ElvisLivesUpstairs5 жыл бұрын
  • I love how he always names the monkeys, even though it’s never relevant

    @adampowers6423@adampowers64234 жыл бұрын
  • At what point on the video does Ricky say ‘his little legs’ and Karl laughs 😂😂😂 best bit I can’t find it man!

    @upthereds9734@upthereds97343 жыл бұрын
    • Around 1:04:30, enjoy! 😂

      @DodgyDan4@DodgyDan43 жыл бұрын
    • @@DodgyDan4 Thanks for that!

      @kingofAwsomness@kingofAwsomness3 жыл бұрын
  • "The bit that I haven't told you about....it's actually run by a couple o' chimps."

    @lewismcmurray7089@lewismcmurray70897 жыл бұрын
  • 1:54:21 "Make the growture...er....make the feature grow...." He combined the two words by mistake, in the reverse order. A little insight into the mind of KP. No more...it's too baffling.

    @superhamzah85@superhamzah8511 жыл бұрын
  • Good on you for cutting all these!

    @robm14@robm1411 жыл бұрын
  • this is brilliant. seriously incredibly funny. :D

    @subterreanhighrise@subterreanhighrise11 жыл бұрын
  • 16:39 ..."Earlier than usually"..!!

    @snuffsound451@snuffsound4513 жыл бұрын
  • every time karl says "right", i have a drink

    @jim191185@jim19118511 жыл бұрын
  • What did we ever do to deserve such golden content

    @cytrix8317@cytrix83173 жыл бұрын
  • 49:00 nuff said LOL!

    @elliottdodson50@elliottdodson508 жыл бұрын
  • hes only 3 foot, but the trophy is 9 foot in the air... XD

    @iPerryL@iPerryL4 жыл бұрын
  • These three make my life complete every day :)

    @davidbilla5630@davidbilla56309 жыл бұрын
  • Somethings said……

    @sammcnamara6662@sammcnamara6662 Жыл бұрын
  • 'Hahahaha You bald manc....GIT!'

    @djheslin@djheslin8 жыл бұрын
  • I'm sorry but this by far the funniest thing to have graced the radio or possibly an media ever

    @davephilpotphilpot9867@davephilpotphilpot98677 жыл бұрын
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