"White Van Karl" - XFM Compilation

2012 ж. 1 Қаз.
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A compilation of all the best bits from the XFM days highlighting the earlier White Van Karl segments in which Karl goes off on tangents when asked random questions

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  • Karl's told the Zoe Harris story in so many different ways I don't even think he himself is sure of how that relationship went.

    @JaxonBurn@JaxonBurn9 жыл бұрын
  • As many times as I've heard all of these, "ricky just feeds it CHEESE," and "that should be interesting for meatballs" just SLAY me every time!

    @nueee8878@nueee88789 жыл бұрын
    • Don't forget "Man Moths?!?"

      @jeremyc9593@jeremyc95933 жыл бұрын
  • I love Ricky's little moans of anticipation when he reckons Karl is about to go off on one...

    @arfer@arfer11 жыл бұрын
    • Love that too 😂

      @carlhenryjr@carlhenryjr Жыл бұрын
  • I love how much more cheerful karl is in the old XFM days, he even chuckles a bit.

    @Andyp12@Andyp1210 жыл бұрын
    • Especially in series 1

      @RT-ks2zi@RT-ks2zi3 жыл бұрын
  • "I know but I'm using me fables"

    @VegetoStevieD@VegetoStevieD9 жыл бұрын
    • Use your brain instead

      @jakejones9097@jakejones90979 жыл бұрын
    • Jake Jones pretty sure fables are processed in the brain

      @VegetoStevieD@VegetoStevieD9 жыл бұрын
    • +Khechari he meant metaphors

      @tylerpatbatemandurden5777@tylerpatbatemandurden57778 жыл бұрын
    • +Khechari mindblown

      @XAVIERSHIMEX@XAVIERSHIMEX8 жыл бұрын
    • Tyler Pat Bateman Durden this was when Ricky was trying to teach Karl what a fable was.

      @ringbearer1420@ringbearer14204 жыл бұрын
  • 'That should be interesting for meatballs' 😂😂

    @emweeriot1081@emweeriot10817 жыл бұрын
  • ''If the girlfriend's listening now. Go and have a wash or something.''

    @Milan_Smidt@Milan_Smidt7 жыл бұрын
    • I love how it’s confusing and comes across rude when it’s probably just the first thing that came to his head

      @johnisntmyrealname81@johnisntmyrealname813 жыл бұрын
  • The question about Gremlins was actually fair enough and the answer Ricky and Steve pushed him towards is wrong! The creatures in Gremlins are not actually called gremlins, they're called mogwai.

    @xandervampire195@xandervampire1953 жыл бұрын
    • Haha you're right 😂

      @marv5078@marv5078 Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah that was annoying that Karl was right.

      @smash461986@smash461986 Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah and Steve literally just asked him about "Mowgli" in the jungle book, which obviously sparked that thought process, from the rhyming of the words. But yeah them taking the piss then in a later episode hearing that Jane too belittled him for it. Sad really that he got put down so often

      @DowzerWTP72@DowzerWTP72 Жыл бұрын
    • You’re right! It always annoyed me how they ripped him to shreds over the virtual reality idea when it is now mainstream

      @owentaylor4797@owentaylor4797 Жыл бұрын
  • "I think Kylie will be a good looking old woman" He's not wrong

    @MultiLiam5@MultiLiam511 жыл бұрын
    • Botox-ed up the wazoo now

      @maximillian8607@maximillian86073 жыл бұрын
  • Reading the transcripts to these is like having an acid trip.

    @SarahScharnweber@SarahScharnweber11 жыл бұрын
    • Try slowing your playback speed to 75% and you’ll really get a new take on the whole show! It’s like listening to a bunch of stoned buddies talking nonsense while high as Cheech and Chong!😏😜

      @todddickinson3262@todddickinson326210 ай бұрын
    • ​@todddickinson3262 I did it, and I can practically see the smoke-filled air around them 😂

      @SamuelBlack84@SamuelBlack8426 күн бұрын
  • Karl was thinking of Mogwai.

    @AutomaticDuck300@AutomaticDuck3009 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah I think when they said mogli from jungle book his mind went to mogwai but they were thinking gremlins and confused him. Then he must have forget and thought gremlins lol. All were confused there.

      @jenanahulu@jenanahulu8 жыл бұрын
    • +Jennifer Nahulu thank god for you two Im not the only one who got Karls thought process now I can erase my comment.

      @ladedade23Blunticus@ladedade23Blunticus8 жыл бұрын
    • It's always so annoying to me that they think he was asking about the Gremlins from the movie. It was the Mogwai of course. It sounds like Mowgli. And the fact that Ricky and Steve don't know the answer, they automatically default to the fact that Karl is just an idiot. Overall the course of their conversations, they have shown themselves to be ignorant plenty of times.

      @OzyMandias13@OzyMandias133 жыл бұрын
    • Mogwai is also the name of a post-rock band

      @SamuelBlack84@SamuelBlack8426 күн бұрын
  • "Do you ever think it's justifiable to beat up a director if you're a major hollywood star?" "...Well it depends what he's done" Best answer ever.

    @Burguois@Burguois9 жыл бұрын
    • Christopher Janes It depends if he's David O. Russell

      @lukemiles88@lukemiles887 жыл бұрын
    • @@callum1855 What?

      @jeremyc9593@jeremyc95933 жыл бұрын
  • Karl's a very spiritual person, I think. He's no nonsense, enjoys little things and sees past the facade.

    @JordyBoothy@JordyBoothy10 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed.

      @VegetoStevieD@VegetoStevieD9 жыл бұрын
    • ***** but hes fucking hilarious sometimes some of the stuff he comes out with >_< i love him meeting midgets too pahahah

      @conorscriv9386@conorscriv93869 жыл бұрын
    • ***** Karl Pilkington is no nonsense? The guy believes everything he hears/reads.

      @leonfdawson@leonfdawson9 жыл бұрын
    • Leon Dawson Yes, but he keeps his life simple. Don't look at the individual things he says, look at his way of being. No nonsense.

      @VegetoStevieD@VegetoStevieD9 жыл бұрын
    • he's definately not a spiritual person, as he often said himself. he likes simple things...when they don't annoy him for some reason

      @prince-solomon@prince-solomon7 жыл бұрын
  • I find the funniest thing about these three is that Karl is the most likeable and possibly sharpest. It's as Shakespeare said, "better a witty fool, than a foolish wit."

    @pencert@pencert11 жыл бұрын
  • "If it weren't for my dad, i wouldn't be here."

    @mcwhertortk@mcwhertortk8 жыл бұрын
  • Damn Karl! At it again with the white vans!

    @McShaggswell@McShaggswell8 жыл бұрын
  • 7:39 The things in Gremlins were called Mogwais. That’s why Karl confused the name with Mowgli.

    @kaelinjoel9328@kaelinjoel93283 жыл бұрын
  • man ... MOTHS??

    @KyrisTV@KyrisTV10 жыл бұрын
  • Drinking game: click around on the video timeline and if you hear rickys laugh, have a shot

    @DanHarrisonKing@DanHarrisonKing8 жыл бұрын
    • Well I have alcohol poisoning now.

      @NOOOOOOO0OOOOO@NOOOOOOO0OOOOO8 жыл бұрын
    • Well I have alcohol poisoning now.

      @NOOOOOOO0OOOOO@NOOOOOOO0OOOOO8 жыл бұрын
  • 1:12:35 ( MOTH MAN!!) LOL another karl classic oh man i wish he was my friend there would never be a dull moment

    @kt47793@kt4779310 жыл бұрын
  • With hot weather.. comes weird spiders, n that..

    @eviola11@eviola1110 жыл бұрын
    • Eric Viola Always "n that"

      @QueeferSutherland1@QueeferSutherland19 жыл бұрын
  • 26:24 "...while she was off dancing and getting her hole ruined."

    @PlumfacesamaYTP@PlumfacesamaYTP8 жыл бұрын
    • Plumface-sama and none of them caught it lmao

      @bobbyhernandez7117@bobbyhernandez71177 жыл бұрын
    • wait what? What was that supposed to be... Probably 'dress'. Hole in dress, dress, hole.. easy mistake.

      @Milan_Smidt@Milan_Smidt7 жыл бұрын
    • @@Milan_Smidt It's a joke about a girl having her vag pounded until it's ruined, based on the hole in her dress. Double meaning and all that innit'

      @LyingSecret@LyingSecret3 жыл бұрын
  • Listened to it many times but never heard that before. Good stuff.

    @Rosvolainen@Rosvolainen11 жыл бұрын
  • Karl says that people with the flu should work through the illness. A year later he missed work because Suzanne was out of town and he wore wet trousers.

    @conradschafman3627@conradschafman362711 жыл бұрын
  • Go and have a wash

    @Joethefro456@Joethefro4569 жыл бұрын
    • Fuck off Lahey

      @roreo99@roreo998 жыл бұрын
    • +Jim Lahey Jesus Lahey! Did you piss yourself?

      @lesterclaypool1@lesterclaypool18 жыл бұрын
    • Suzanne is a lucky lucky woman.

      @janpec10@janpec107 жыл бұрын
  • "I'm using me fables!" "Use your brain instead"

    @Goochbot@Goochbot11 жыл бұрын
  • 1:12:52 "Manmoths" ... so this is where his odd fascination with moths and insects began

    @prince-solomon@prince-solomon7 жыл бұрын
  • Listen to these while playing football manager on my day off....heaven!

    @oasis4ever92@oasis4ever9211 жыл бұрын
  • A ship so big it had rough areas

    @jakejones9097@jakejones90979 жыл бұрын
  • Karl sounds like he's far away from the mic

    @Aidxn@Aidxn9 жыл бұрын
  • it always pissed me off that they both belittled karl for getting the name of the gremlins "wrong". he say's "they sounded something like mowgli".they were called "mogwai".he was exactly right but ended up looking like a tit. poor fella.

    @Tofticus@Tofticus8 жыл бұрын
    • +Jack Morgan To be fair Ricky realises what he means later in the show and corrects himself.

      @LyingSecret@LyingSecret8 жыл бұрын
    • @@LyingSecret Yet he went on Conan and was still saying that Karl forgot what the things in Gremlins were called

      @jeremyc9593@jeremyc95933 жыл бұрын
    • @@jeremyc9593 Yeah because it's a funny line, though sadly Karl didn't mean it that way (as we well know), and Karl has said way funnier stuff and DID mean it.

      @LyingSecret@LyingSecret3 жыл бұрын
  • AN HOUR AND 20 MINUTES?!! brb getting snacks for this one!

    @jonathonjakobo@jonathonjakobo11 жыл бұрын
  • Literally an amazing hour.

    @Slowshyy@Slowshyy11 жыл бұрын
  • This is classic.The 'orse in the house,' Meatballs,'Man moths?' Brilliant.

    @TheBusterMan@TheBusterMan9 жыл бұрын
  • so much comedy gold

    @Jez0@Jez010 жыл бұрын
  • 52:16 sainsburys square tins for meatballs

    @finlaymartin8212@finlaymartin82123 жыл бұрын
  • LOVE your compilations!! Keep up the good work :)

    @orth82@orth8211 жыл бұрын
  • After a long ass miserable day this definitely helps

    @waqaryounis4375@waqaryounis43756 жыл бұрын
  • thansk for putting them all together

    @9EricR@9EricR11 жыл бұрын
  • Karl's right about just about everything and nearly always asks the right question.

    @PrivateAckbar@PrivateAckbar11 жыл бұрын
  • I love this

    @TheDarkhounds@TheDarkhounds10 жыл бұрын
  • THANK YOU!!! Thats awesome this!!

    @PawelWalentynski1@PawelWalentynski111 жыл бұрын
  • He got me drift into fantasy world with that Jack Daniel's world :D

    @Chillton@Chillton7 жыл бұрын
  • This makes me cry!

    @JackPhillips123@JackPhillips12311 жыл бұрын
  • Have so much work to do tonight... these three men will help (:

    @TheKarate10@TheKarate1010 жыл бұрын
  • " and a bitta pop " hahaha awesome

    @adambfmvbarker@adambfmvbarker11 жыл бұрын
  • 30:03 One of the best Karl Pilkington tangents

    @emcie3@emcie38 жыл бұрын
  • 26:23 Steve said "while she was off dancing and getting her hole ruined?" about Zoey Harris.

    @KMEECHY@KMEECHY5 жыл бұрын
  • 42:35 is one of the most amazing moments of the three

    @ozontm@ozontm4 жыл бұрын
  • I nearly died of laughter when he said Man Moths?

    @sonofeast11@sonofeast1110 жыл бұрын
  • The things in Gremlins were called Mogwai

    @caseyjazz7256@caseyjazz72568 жыл бұрын
    • +Casey Jaszewski Yes! Thank you

      @TheMichaelKillen@TheMichaelKillen8 жыл бұрын
    • also the name of a great band

      @br00t4lbreakdownzfuk@br00t4lbreakdownzfuk7 жыл бұрын
  • 1:02:32 a GENUINE little joke from the Squozen One there!

    @LifeOfRy@LifeOfRy6 ай бұрын
  • "No, what i'm trying to say is".... Play a record...

    @rangerwhite7091@rangerwhite70913 жыл бұрын
  • Please, please put this back on the radio

    @dclawsfan4321@dclawsfan432110 жыл бұрын
  • Creases me every time

    @RachelTurnerTurbo@RachelTurnerTurbo10 жыл бұрын
  • thank you

    @TheWillvoss@TheWillvoss11 жыл бұрын
  • ``- we just found out the people on the toboggan were on crack.''

    @Navrable@Navrable10 жыл бұрын
  • YEAH THANKS THAT WILL HELP THE PEOPLE THAT BROADCAST THIS SHOW IN THE EARLY 2000'S

    @SMWfederation@SMWfederation11 жыл бұрын
  • "What were the things in Gremlins called?" 😂 Another classic Karl moment.

    @cal1050@cal10509 жыл бұрын
    • It wasn't a stupid question he was thinking of mogwai

      @lukenewton2574@lukenewton25749 жыл бұрын
    • Luke Newton Wasn't that just the name of one of them though?! They as a group were called gremlins I think

      @cal1050@cal10509 жыл бұрын
    • Callum Bateman No the species were called mogwai, the name of the main one in the film was Gizmo

      @ourmaninbuenosaires7077@ourmaninbuenosaires70779 жыл бұрын
  • 16:28 Karl - "I hate this" lmao

    @PiperTMTotalWar@PiperTMTotalWar4 жыл бұрын
  • New subscriber!

    @LosiFTW@LosiFTW11 жыл бұрын
  • Frankly, I was dissapointed it wasn't longer.

    @SgtHydra@SgtHydra11 жыл бұрын
  • 54:40 my mam told me one was that big it had rough areas on it - i just spat my drink out all over the screen, too fucking funny

    @peteowen5860@peteowen58608 жыл бұрын
  • I’ve been waiting for the ‘what are those things in Gremlins called’? moment. ‘Oh no’

    @philipbunney9445@philipbunney94453 жыл бұрын
  • I'd love them to do a podcast drunk. haha

    @ElvisLivesUpstairs@ElvisLivesUpstairs11 жыл бұрын
  • For someone who's worked in radio for years, Karl doesn't know he has to be close to the mic.

    @captainredbeard7933@captainredbeard79332 жыл бұрын
  • I think Karl was thinking of Mogui when they were talking about Gremlins but he just couldn't manage to remember.

    @Theinvisiblegopher@Theinvisiblegopher11 жыл бұрын
  • Is there a place where i can download all of these to put on my ipod? Cant beat listeining to this at work all day lol

    @oxygennated1046@oxygennated104610 жыл бұрын
  • One of the great moments at 0:52:30 Steve's delivery is perfect.

    @acx2009@acx200911 жыл бұрын
  • "the white van man in The Sun this week is Herbie Crossman from Harrow in Middlesex"..............."herbiee!"

    @caspar_gomez@caspar_gomez Жыл бұрын
  • Gremlins are called Mogwai in their first stage so =P to ricky and stephen

    @Acylumgaming@Acylumgaming11 жыл бұрын
  • Going down to woolworths to pop a quid down...the memories...

    @nathanrodgersjourno@nathanrodgersjourno11 жыл бұрын
  • Ricky recalls the Aristotle saying that 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing' without realising that he frequently included in this group himself.

    @localhostlimited@localhostlimited11 жыл бұрын
  • I just noticed that and Pissed myself laughing! XD

    @draculon5@draculon511 жыл бұрын
  • On the point about 2pac, influencing others to be violent with music and hip hop in general: Karl was absolutely right. It is not that violent music leads the youth culture to become violent - it is we have violent music, as a result of a violent culture and more fundamentally, we are a violent species by our nature. They tried to say the same about Porn and Playboy - Porn and things like Playboy exist because we are a horny species that love sex - not the other way round.

    @iamtherealrenedescartes@iamtherealrenedescartes10 жыл бұрын
  • It is true, it is called isostatic pressure. The weight of the ice forces the continental plates down, less weight from ice and they will rise as the plates are not fixed and in a perpetual flux.

    @tizzler2902@tizzler290210 жыл бұрын
  • I wish they'd remaster this,so Karl is louder and Ricky is quieter.Have to keep turning the volume up and down.

    @TheBusterMan@TheBusterMan9 жыл бұрын
    • use audio hijack and a compressor. i use it all the time for stuff like this.

      @rBennich@rBennich6 жыл бұрын
  • 2002 eh? trip down memory lane

    @italodiscorevival@italodiscorevival11 жыл бұрын
  • Your words, sir.

    @iamtherealrenedescartes@iamtherealrenedescartes10 жыл бұрын
  • Nice one bud...

    @HorizontalLifestyle@HorizontalLifestyle11 жыл бұрын
  • must see karl's will young face

    @boxermo26@boxermo267 жыл бұрын
  • Well happy for it bein tuesday still

    @champ19ngp@champ19ngp11 жыл бұрын
  • what was the song starting at 1:16:30????

    @joshmallon101@joshmallon10111 жыл бұрын
  • The creature in Gremlins is called a Mogwai by the original seller, not gremlins.

    @thomaselgarsmith@thomaselgarsmith11 жыл бұрын
  • Kellogs 'Space Dust'. Fucking genius!

    @yurialdeadsoon9658@yurialdeadsoon965810 жыл бұрын
  • cutting the queen mother up OMFG i nearly pissed myself laughing

    @dcmassiveable@dcmassiveable11 жыл бұрын
  • 52:42 Ricky just dying

    @newmanj@newmanj8 жыл бұрын
  • What's the episode for the meatballs

    @ellioth7055@ellioth70559 жыл бұрын
  • 54:45 among the wildest of Ricky laughs.

    @LifeOfRy@LifeOfRy6 ай бұрын
  • Ricky's laugh at 20:33

    @AndyCross222@AndyCross22210 жыл бұрын
  • I remember one of the first shows these three made together. Ricky said he was afraid of making fun of Karl because he seemed like one of those guys who could just pick up a pen and go mental. Man, have times changed?

    @Rosvolainen@Rosvolainen11 жыл бұрын
  • No no no, this was after I was born lol

    @xdaeq2@xdaeq29 жыл бұрын
  • I love everything Karl said about the Beckhams. My view exactly.

    @hardcorejoey88@hardcorejoey8810 жыл бұрын
  • 'That will be interesting for meatballs!!!' also fell on the floor.

    @lordsnow7100@lordsnow710010 жыл бұрын
  • But the thing is, he means the "mogwai" in Gremlins. That's why he's getting confused with mowgli. It isn't actually that stupid a mistake to make; why he's bringing it up is another issue altogether...

    @outlawrob316@outlawrob31611 жыл бұрын
  • love all the podcasts. The thing carl says about the iceburg in a glass of jack daniels really bothers me, how can he not get scaling.

    @jd9171@jd91719 жыл бұрын
    • when does he say that??

      @tommybno3@tommybno38 жыл бұрын
    • thomas browne when they're talking about global warming

      @jd9171@jd91718 жыл бұрын
    • +James Dearlove yeah I heard it after I replied, cheers mate

      @tommybno3@tommybno38 жыл бұрын
    • These are taken from the XFM radio shows. Even though I love everything these three have done, I find the radio show to be more spontaneous and purer than the podcasts.

      @stoox006@stoox0068 жыл бұрын
  • and a trip round Kellogg's.

    @0108ste@0108ste11 жыл бұрын
  • This is evidence of Karl being a frightening genious.

    @stevenaitcheson6938@stevenaitcheson6938 Жыл бұрын
  • He was spot on about kylie

    @callums3172@callums31723 жыл бұрын
  • what are the things in gremilins called! classic

    @mavrick0ck@mavrick0ck11 жыл бұрын
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