"no, cause they're not my hands either" is one of my favourite lines ever
@mannenthemythe2 жыл бұрын
Same
@X737_2 жыл бұрын
Okay thanks
@BenjamanSerene Жыл бұрын
He cracks Ricky up with that one
@stewartharries6334 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Makes you wonder if Karl is truly a buffoon or if he is playing the classic British comedian who plays the dumbest guy in the room but it takes Witt to seem that dumb
@Lex-wj6fm Жыл бұрын
Yes! He really is so quick witted without trying
@AnnieAutopsy Жыл бұрын
The Clive Owen idea made an actual appearance in a Black Mirror episode called “Black Museum”. I was so excited and tickled that Karl’s ridiculous idea was made into an actual television episode 😂
@danielafoslin27992 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly ! 😂
@rakadoni84032 жыл бұрын
Two episodes did. Back to back. His Tom Cruise being dead amd having his face idea was the other
@IanSinclair772 жыл бұрын
They need to give him credit
@1Live2Love3Thrive2 жыл бұрын
That was already done on face off
@1Live2Love3Thrive2 жыл бұрын
Of he saw it and then brought it up lol….. it aired in December of 2017!so what came first
@stevesand88452 жыл бұрын
What an absolute treasure these are. The amount of funny is off the chart and to beyond anything written. Add the brilliant animation - and you've got comedy gold kept on the top top shelf. It's hard to find anything that can still consistently make my laugh out loud to the extreme these to. THANKS to all involved and the post. A wonderful thing I will revisit again and share. Cheers.
@randyj4202 ай бұрын
The animations lift these podcasts to another level.
@Thanos1908 Жыл бұрын
@@naturalcreature6317 agree to disagree
@Thanos1908 Жыл бұрын
Agree! Even Ricky Gervais said that after watching the animation of the Clive 'Warren' Rebecca de Morney film, he really wants to watch the film for real now!
@tonychan8558 Жыл бұрын
@@tonychan8558WHO THE FUCK IS CLIVE WARREN!!?
@danielbriggs64826 ай бұрын
I would agree... up until i got to the point where they're showing munchies and they're shown as fucking crisps... What sort of weirdo made this.
@Stiltonator4 ай бұрын
@@Stiltonatoran American lol
@TheRuddster954 ай бұрын
"The cancer came out of his mouth." Fucking kills me, Merchant's reaction is so perfect.
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
😢😅😅😊😊😊
@JoshWilliams-vn5rjКүн бұрын
“I kicked me height when I was a kid” Has to be the funniest one liner ever 🤦🏼♂️😂😂😂
@migz.982 жыл бұрын
no
@airkuna2 ай бұрын
The weird bit is that Merchant acts as if he doesn’t know what it means 😂 kicking above your height is the same as punching above your weight (both common sayings in America).
@Partylizard1Ай бұрын
THAT SENTENCE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE...
@airkuna22 күн бұрын
@@airkuna it means when he kicked his foot in the air he could get it as high as his head, kicking his height
@artemislogic525218 күн бұрын
I think it's more like kicking a cold / flu. He got rid of his old height @@artemislogic5252
@tertainment4149 күн бұрын
Steve's wit is pretty incredible
@andrewturnbull42284 жыл бұрын
He’s my favorite of the three; he’s so underrated
@BonnerDoemling3 жыл бұрын
He's very underrated
@condutchak3 жыл бұрын
I have to agree with your comment a year later, fuck KZhead for not gifting me Karl earlier
@brandonadams52703 жыл бұрын
Hit or miss at best
@obadala2 жыл бұрын
It's THE EYES..
@OzyMandias132 жыл бұрын
He predicted Apple vision. Lol Karl pilkington is our version of Nostradamus
@ShimrobReduxShimrobReduxАй бұрын
“I can’t save you with your glasses off and your knob out. If I ever save you I want you fully clothed with your glasses on.” It’s the fact that the glasses must be on that kills me. Lol
@pastorgrimes9 ай бұрын
How did I listen to 3.5 hours of this amazing, hilarious drivel. These 3 are comedic gold, especially Karl.
@leroybrown19942 жыл бұрын
If only there were more
@phoneyphone4 ай бұрын
"absolute twaddle"
@TheRuddster954 ай бұрын
Manmoth-maggie,an it flew away😅-Dyson..mission impossible 2-Egg. So many classics
@jameshickey12942 ай бұрын
Should've been called the Karl Pilkington show
@daweilee19864 ай бұрын
Karl the greatest English philosopher. He’ll say something on the outset may appear stupid or silly but actually at times is profound lol
@1Live2Love3Thrive2 жыл бұрын
He certainly has way of putting a unique perspective on things.
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
So true. Honestly he is a genius
@user-sr5gt1rt3n3 ай бұрын
How about all the things Karl has said or predicted that Stephen and Ricky laughed at, but came true?
@robertcooney19383 ай бұрын
yeah I honestly don't know why ther laughing half the time must be cos ther too thick to comprehend so resort to laughter
@benayers86223 ай бұрын
@@benayers8622 that is *definitely* not the case.
@LifeOfRy2 ай бұрын
For non UK viewers, Munchies is not a generic term for a snack and not a chip/crisp as shown in the cartoon. Munchies are small square chocolates, with a shortbread base and caramel centre. Edit:- Well I didn't anticipate how many idiot potheads would chime in. You are WRONG. There is no debate, Karl has even said so himself Munchies are the sweet/candy. He is not referring to Monster Munch, He is not referring to being a pothead and wanting food.
@helvete983 Жыл бұрын
And they are delicious. IMO
@1035pm Жыл бұрын
It can also mean snacks.
@handlesarefeckinstupid Жыл бұрын
@@handlesarefeckinstupid But here it doesn’t
@That2J Жыл бұрын
@@That2J That's interesting, I thought he just meant munchies in general
@jazzabighits4473 Жыл бұрын
@@handlesarefeckinstupid OP is correct when Karl talks about munchies he actually means the chocolate munchies that used to come in a red tube liked shape like rolos but they are cube shaped. Now you can get them in pouches usually around a £1. They’re amazing. But yes munchies can also be a term used when you’re hungry for snacks in general and is usually associated after smoking weed and getting hungry hence the term “I’ve got the munchies”
@GoYourOwnWay86 Жыл бұрын
'are you in charge of the brain, or is the brain in charge of you?' --they don't put it like that in neuroscience but that is the constant question, lol. karl is right about things way more often than they give him credit for. he just consistently lacks the ability to give them a cogent explanation for the thing he has sensed that is nevertheless true, rofl.
@sophistre Жыл бұрын
he just means the conscious and subconscious but has limited vocabulary.
@imeverywhere96333 ай бұрын
if ony he got stranded on the island with his dictionary
@EziixPkedАй бұрын
You know what’s funny? They actually made a black mirror episode that has to do with Karl’s idea of putting a loved ones brain inside the living persons brain hahahahahah
@Robisquick8 ай бұрын
Would love to see a show of karl living his days.. and Steve and ricky throw spanners into the works 😂 prank calls.. hired people to give him problems.. that would be a funny show .. karl u do help me smile😂
@jammyjoe1263 жыл бұрын
You saw Idiot Abroad, right?
@IanSinclair772 жыл бұрын
@@IanSinclair77 I was about to say💀😂
@racheleb143 Жыл бұрын
Yup, they did that years ago. Idiot Abroad, terrific show.
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
I don't know man, Karl is a sweet dude, with a kind heart, I'm not sure I'd get many laughs off him being pranked and emotionally tortured outside of his workplace. Might be funny for a special tho!
@ABCDEFGHIJKELA... Жыл бұрын
@@ABCDEFGHIJKELA... Trust me, I share the same sentiments about Karl as you do. But it's hilarious.
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
The beating up the octopus conversation had me in tears
@lewisdwyer15362 жыл бұрын
😂agreed absolutely-I'd kick it" karl meant it just adds to it😂😂- kick my height 😅- timeless gold trio
@jameshickey12942 ай бұрын
First time listener here and i went from pure depression to hilarious joy!!!!! Thank u so much
@jessamyers876114 күн бұрын
Welcome to the the Karl club! I binged everything Karl years ago and always find my way back. His TV shows are amazing.
@SmokeymcJoint420Күн бұрын
"what are those things in Gremlin's called" I assume Ricky finds this funny because he assumes they're called Gremlins but they're actually Mogwais to technically Karl's question wasn't that stupid
@trevin277 Жыл бұрын
A mogwai is technically a gremlin. The gremlin is it's advanced state. So.....
@mikescott8903 Жыл бұрын
@@mikescott8903not to be pedantic(actually exactly that😅) but technically gremlins are the mutated versions of mogwais. Mogwais do not evolve into gremlins but mutate into them.
@BeckerMarieJane5 ай бұрын
@@BeckerMarieJane so I'm right thanks
@mikescott89035 ай бұрын
@@mikescott8903 nope you're not... Mutation is the modification of a gene. The modification of that gene can be both progressive or backward... When the mutation is a progressive modification of the gene that's called evolution(evolving into a advanced state) but most mutation are regressive meaning that the modification of that gene is a return to it's primitive state which is the opposite of advancing or evolving in the case of mogwais mutation into gremlin it's 100% a regressive mutation of the gene so a return to a more primitive genetic state.
@BeckerMarieJane5 ай бұрын
@@mikescott8903mogwai is technically a mogwai ...what kind of moron are you? And swinging your tiny micky around about it as well, as if you hadn't just said something do stupid my mind is blowing in the wind. Mogwai is technically a glove on a puppeteers fist. 😂
@Padraigp4 ай бұрын
The animation makes it hilarious, it’s very Ren and Stimpy 😂
@ceostudio2 ай бұрын
Very Hanna-Barbera.
@thejesseАй бұрын
Honestly Ricky has gone down hill without Karl, Karl really was a comedy gold mine.
@mandlin46024 ай бұрын
That's not true, you've just stopped following him without Carl
@sigurdrobertsson22312 ай бұрын
To be sure. But he still browbeats and bullies others.
@Mac-sb5lj2 ай бұрын
@@sigurdrobertsson2231Karl*
@RSProdism2 ай бұрын
Ricky won awards since then Karl has a small KZhead channel
@simplelife8839312 күн бұрын
Errr, the other way round surely?
@tyroon8110 күн бұрын
"TING TONG BING BONG Its tingin its way up the tube..." 2:28:51 My husband heard me saying this and asked where it's from. Lol, how do you even begin that conversation? I really need to introduce him to these. Especially, the animated ones. They are truly a treasure and never get old. I have been watching and listening every night for 2 years straight. I know, I know, Im a newb. Play a record...
@AnnieAutopsy Жыл бұрын
This makes me believe in humanity
@SlowGraffitiVideo Жыл бұрын
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@islandvibes3834 ай бұрын
Your comment is brilliant.
@Padraigp4 ай бұрын
Rickys screaming laugh makes everything 100x funnier to me🤣
@AmandaJayne4 жыл бұрын
Same. But, it's the high squeaks that come after the laugh that kills me. 😂
@victorromeromartinez85652 жыл бұрын
It makes me want to remix the sound so everyone's voice is at roughly the same volume.
@ghost79ish2 жыл бұрын
I've watched these videos so many times that I know all the jokes, I mainly listen to it to hear ricky's laugh...
@pianoninjas22722 жыл бұрын
You’re taking the Mickey, mate. That shrill laughter is like nails on a chalkboard! I wish I could mix his laughter out of these videos, It would be so much more enjoyable.
@stephentumlin86132 жыл бұрын
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@liamvancliff87982 жыл бұрын
RICKY GOT THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE WRONG! THAT HAD ME SO CONFUSED FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES
@kungpochopedtuna19 күн бұрын
Im reading the comments to see if anyone else noticed that! I’ll be trying to figure out the correct answer all day but I’ll give in and look it up at some point
@breblizz432114 күн бұрын
Wait no I get it now. It does make sense. Because if you ask the devil he would lie and say that the angel would say he’s guarding hell, but if you ask the angel which guard the other is guarding then the angel would tell the truth and say that the devil would lie and say he’s guarding heaven
@breblizz432114 күн бұрын
No he didn't, listen carefully and more importantly, try to imagine what he is saying. He explained it perfectly. Frankly i would mess up the explanation on the first go for sure, he impressed me with how he managed to do it in first try.
@NefruSimons6 күн бұрын
Two things right away: It is a very popular idea among writers to just start writing and eventually something good will come out so Rick and Steve seem like idiots making fun of that concept and Karl’s film idea almost sounds like All Of Me from the 80”s with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin where Steve Martin is Walking around with dead Lily Tomlins character controlling half his thoughts. There are a lot of these where Karl is talking about something that exists and the other two are making fun while seeming completely ignorant to the world around them.
@indigodoctor774 ай бұрын
How do you feel about see through skin
@Brett-yq7pjАй бұрын
There are a lot of these comments from idiots like you who don't understand that Steve and Ricky are intentionally winding Karl up. Furthermore, just because that film exists doesn't mean it's not a ridiculous idea worthy of mockery.
@MLennholmАй бұрын
It literally makes me so mad, Karl usually is saying incredibly creative ideas or rational things just in a funny way, and either because its unconventional or they just think it’s funny, Rick and Steve dogpile on him for it
@donnykroeber1103Ай бұрын
I can't be the only one who thinks Karl's idea would make a really good indie film
@tiakitair1358 ай бұрын
I have to admit. I would watch it.
@kakadorez118 ай бұрын
I’m trying to think of the name, but this was an actual movie.
@penniewyatt93914 ай бұрын
It's strikingly similar to an episode of Black Mirror. Almost suspiciously
@adamstuart88643 ай бұрын
@@adamstuart8864which one
@gamingforfun8662Ай бұрын
@@adamstuart8864maybe it was those producers he spoke to
@killianmccluff3621 күн бұрын
How he managed to get augmented reality so spot and Ricky can’t even imagine it to be a possibility. Ahead of his time!
@Ow_eeАй бұрын
2:01:18 I’m sorry did Karl PREDICT VR HEADSETS, to which Ricky said “absolute bollocks, never gonna work”?!
@mcgoogs2 ай бұрын
Ricky should let karl finish his sentences, steve is just ridin ricky but it would be nice to hear karl out sometimes
@kasperribera45745 ай бұрын
Im in stitches ...its all too funny...best selection ever.
@Padraigp4 ай бұрын
And with in 15 years the glasses idea is almost a reality.
@rryanreid27 күн бұрын
I love how Steve and Ricky are actually friends with Karl instead of it just being for the cameras x
@lovelyykat_4 жыл бұрын
These are timeless. Please make more!
@jsbrooksie14 күн бұрын
They took down the account with the original versions of these (parts 1-3). They had like 8 million views!
@OzyMandias134 жыл бұрын
Its BULLSHIT
@MerchXplorer4 жыл бұрын
@@MerchXplorer I mean... it was plain piracy
@trevvz4 жыл бұрын
It was up for years too
@michaelharrison55644 жыл бұрын
@@MerchXplorer 0000000000000000
@ShadowOfDanger3 жыл бұрын
@@MerchXplorer 0000000000000000
@ShadowOfDanger3 жыл бұрын
11:41 Ricky's excited little giggle. 🤣😵 Wish he laughed like that all the time.
@Mine406216 күн бұрын
So many incredible moments in here. I have never laughed so much.
@Simon-fr4ts Жыл бұрын
When Karl and Stephen agree they dont care for Ricky's cat was a brilliant alliance 😂
@NotDr.Evil1374 күн бұрын
'Is my name karl Pilkington?' 'Yes' 'No' 'Right then, chuffed I found heaven'
@burnsloads7 ай бұрын
I don’t know what this is or how I came across it, but this is so utterly fantastic.
@coolbro696911 күн бұрын
As a long time fan, I'm telling you binge anything and everything Karl Pilkington. He has some fantastic TV shows as well.
@SmokeymcJoint420Күн бұрын
2:01:25 when you realize Karl predicted the metaverse
@JustinChohan2 жыл бұрын
had the same flash .. glasses with alternate reality.
@FuzzyTheBear Жыл бұрын
Literally the most likely thing he predicted and they shut it down smh
@vstvrxth Жыл бұрын
😂agreed-the chip (Elon)"I wouldn't be me I'd always be on Google " professional leg rubber 😂 - timeless gold🤝🫡
@jameshickey12942 ай бұрын
The conversation at 1:16:00 between Ricky and Steve, when Steve says, "Straight back to hosting game shows.", sounds oddly specific. Especially, when Ricky laughs. I wonder who they were referring to. LOL.
@PlayaP693 жыл бұрын
Could be anne robinson
@richardgere79153 жыл бұрын
Likely Rik Waller who was a singer and was doing "pop idol"
@tedro88343 жыл бұрын
It's Chris Tarrant from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
@thetopherhaslanded3 жыл бұрын
Michael Barrymore or John Leslie
@donnajohnson82262 жыл бұрын
Dale Winton was big around that time.
@hoxtonhockler25 күн бұрын
The fact Karl's predictions most of them have came true shows how stupid RICKY actually is
@TejayListerАй бұрын
“Ive always wanted to kick a duck up the arse” 😂😂😂😂😂
@vstvrxth Жыл бұрын
I was laughing so loud when he said that, I almost passed out! 😂
@djzio8 ай бұрын
IMO the very best Karl moments are the ones that absolutely nobody on the planet could predict were coming. Kick a duck up the arse... People who's jobs come with a lot of responsibilities, like Bruce Willis... Monkey whizzes by on a tricycle... A few off the top of my head.
@doylebohr14345 ай бұрын
Karl's movie idea from the first couple of minutes is literally an episode of Black Mirror so Karl was way ahead of his time.
@mp67258 ай бұрын
Animation at 57:40 is incorrect, Karl would not be shirtless and hatless on a beach, especially not in Britain!
@AA-hg5fk8 ай бұрын
At 1:16:02 ... Ricky needs to shut his gob about the pain involved in kidney stones. It is horrible pain. The pain can feel crippling... Making it hard to stand or straighten up.
@lindatruderung93782 ай бұрын
'I haven't heard of a cod being ill....' 😂
@rayholmes6534 ай бұрын
“So this is building up to a lesbian love story” … “well yeh it’s kinda relevant now” if only Karl knew how on point he is
@TheMeatyFinger4 ай бұрын
3:26:11 "Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost."
@CaptainArn2 жыл бұрын
This tank is individual though, so surely the individual would just "think" more suffering and upset into the world, that's what perfect implies
@SmD-ff5xd3 ай бұрын
Karl is the show :D Can't imagine what those two would do without him.
@FuzzyTheBear Жыл бұрын
Agreed 👍 an karl wouldn't work without the combo of rick/steve- the perrfek trio- (don't see that choc bar anymore)- timeless gold this ,xfm should have won more awards at the time but radio didn't know how big these were gona be - 😂
@jameshickey12942 ай бұрын
The Office
@jrg6007Ай бұрын
They should have done top gear
@matthewv417024 күн бұрын
Wait I think I've come up with a different answer for the riddle. If you ask 1 of them the question 'how many doors are you guarding' and they answer anything other than 1, thats the door to hell as the guard of hell always lies. If the guard says 1, then that door leads to heaven as the guard can only tell the truth
@alexdaniels48053 ай бұрын
Yup or what's 2+2. Or what's my name. Or what color is red lol there's so many easy questions. Ricky made it so confusing lol
@dr.mund0339Ай бұрын
The critical bit Ricky got wrong is that you *don't* know that the hell door is blocked by the lying guard. You don't know which door is guarded by which guard. So yes, you can use your question to determine which guard is which, but then you have no questions left to determine which *door* is which.
@TonyLemurАй бұрын
The guard who lied is guarding hell
@matthewv417024 күн бұрын
Karl telling the future between 1:57:00 and 2:05:00 is one of the greatest Karl moments of his career 😂 what a load of bosswellox
@ryanlord76584 жыл бұрын
I liked the glasses idea idn why they dismissed it so quickly :(
@josepha40923 жыл бұрын
@@josepha4092 That's Oculus in today's time tho. Karl predicted VR and AR and RIcky just brushed it of as ridiculous. lol
@vuk85503 жыл бұрын
Karl did predict augmented reality though
@tomdenton.58992 жыл бұрын
@@vuk8550 its AR.. not VR... VR doesnt usually include whats already around u... AR is EXACTLY what Karl described!!
@sheepthehack Жыл бұрын
Prediction of the show Peripherals.
@tRicky1981818 ай бұрын
the fact that Ricky shut down karl about his predictions of the future when he basically said VR glasses, because Ricky thought the idea was dumb and the worst one he had, yet we already have that today, Karl actually did predict the future.
@KyleBushnellGames2 ай бұрын
I love the animation on this show, but they should've googled what Munchies are and they aren't crisps.
@navillus152 ай бұрын
"not my hands either" 😂 👌 That's why he's a genius in my eyes tbh 😂 He always thinks 'outside the box' & says exactly what he thinks (before his brain has 😂)
@mummyduck6748 Жыл бұрын
The slight hmmmm when Ricky responded "so you're just watching another man mastrubating" is even more brilliant.
@BeckerMarieJane5 ай бұрын
these animated versions are just brilliant
@joannesmith3991 Жыл бұрын
@@naturalcreature6317 did you ever see the webcam they had?:') it was about 6 pixels at 1fps
@SmD-ff5xd3 ай бұрын
This show was CRIMINALLY underrated!!!!
@Nunya3102 жыл бұрын
All the best things are.
@Padraigp4 ай бұрын
I wish ricky recorded the live version and released it. The cartoon is hilarious and I bet it would be even funnier actually seeing them have those conversation 🤣
@mrcoach693 жыл бұрын
Im positive there is a live version but to get a hold of it is another matter :)
@iamthegreatest8612 жыл бұрын
I no I'm l8 but xfm is where the majority of this is from old radio show therez hours of it xfm . It's hilarious 🤣
@tonythetiger16002 жыл бұрын
@@tonythetiger1600 none of the Ricky Gervais show comes from XFM at all
@byebrows9698 Жыл бұрын
@@byebrows9698 they do the sake bits from xfm
@tonythetiger1600 Жыл бұрын
@@tonythetiger1600 not at all. The animation is based solely on the podcast. Not a single bit is from XFM.
@byebrows9698 Жыл бұрын
Every time they Ricky and Stephen riffed about Clive Warren, I'd have to pause the video because I was pissing meself
@djzio8 ай бұрын
The more I watch the more I think Karl is actually a misunderstood genius
@pauliewalnuts2527 Жыл бұрын
You should stop then 😂
@X737_ Жыл бұрын
He is a certain kind of thinker which is a kind of genius ..definitely makes connections in his brain that most people dont make which i think is genius. But by any measure hes not got a high iq. Which i think just goes to show iq tests are stoopid. Papua new guineans are lowest on iq test and jews highest. A lot of jewish are laywrds bankers mathmaticians but if you put a jew in a jungle hes be dead in a few hours wheras a paua new guinean knows every plant every noise every snake of that jungle but no iq test is made by a papua person. Id say a lot of jewish acedemics involved in creating the iq test. But carl would be kind fugged in a jungle or an acedimic situation.
@Padraigp4 ай бұрын
I agree
@bobwoww83843 ай бұрын
Who's doing the thinking, you or you're brain?
@tyroon8110 күн бұрын
I watch different bits of this daily at the moment. It’s so funny, and it’s good to laugh
@veritycalvert20092 жыл бұрын
Not wrong there love 😂
@someone-kc3oz3 ай бұрын
Agreed, daily dose of these genius trio is part of a good day - ✨️ manmoth-maggie,the tik tac incident 😂. Wat do you remember then?=karl.😂😂🤝🫡
@jameshickey12942 ай бұрын
Lol "would I know which one I was?"
@krumplethemal88313 ай бұрын
Sorry I just crack up all the time at Clive Warren 😂😂😂
@ellisjames85174 ай бұрын
good film idea, Black Mirror actually covers this subject on one episode. Also reminds me an older movie with Steve Martin in it. This film can be interesting as a deep psychological drama. I dont mind to use actors have not been around for 10 years or no stars. Acting is not about fame, it is about acting. I probably not use Morgen Freeman, or the others, cn be any good actors. Same case with Black Mirror. You dont know those actors but it is great drama, good acting good directors. So I believe with a good crew this could be a great film.
@MrGoandrushАй бұрын
Black mirror watches Karl before making ANY episode ;)!!!
@mariusstrmglendrange2411Ай бұрын
YES
@geminilew20 күн бұрын
Karl is a top human being. You can tell all the way through Ricky is intimidated by his honesty. I dont think i could have sat there for 5 mins without punching Gervais in the teetth.
@TheFreemanuk4 ай бұрын
Hes such a nob ed. Ive grown to hate him less i found him so painful at first now they dont seem so bad. I guess you get used to him over time. But hes still a nob.
@Padraigp4 ай бұрын
In my humble opinion, Ricky demonstrates that he is actually very envious of Karl's flair for humour. Karl is *effortlessly* funny, whereas Gervais has to plan and put thought into his comedy. And I remember in one particular episode of the RGS, Karl was absent, and Steve and Ricky were struggling to keep the show 'as funny' without him. It annoys me when Ricky is blatantly bullying him and being awful to him. It reminds me of a guy who used to bully me when I was 13. One minute he is your best buddy, but then will mock you and put you down in front of others. So yeah, Ricky can be a real **** at times.
@LS-ot6vd4 ай бұрын
@@LS-ot6vd totally it still bugs me when Karl says something true and Ricky laughs and also the way when he mocks Karl about something like evolution he then goes on to mumble something about genes blah blah almost incoherent because he actually doesn't know either. But I try to think of it as just a charecter hes playing ⁰
@Padraigp4 ай бұрын
@@Padraigpwe're all nobs tho aren't we if we're honest
@CedrickTudge18 күн бұрын
@@CedrickTudge only at night lol!>
@Padraigp18 күн бұрын
Did Karl Pilkington predict Black Museum
@benlewis25144 жыл бұрын
He definitely predicted augmented reality with his glasses.
@williamsmith6664 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking
@davis23873 жыл бұрын
I’m just waiting for see-thru-skin to be adopted by the masses.
@rickyp14943 жыл бұрын
Almost perfectly lol
@tedro88343 жыл бұрын
Brooker is a poor man's Pilkington
@ryandowney35772 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when Karl talks about newspeak without even realizing it
@alexdonze3361 Жыл бұрын
That went over my head which bit was that?
@Padraigp4 ай бұрын
Karl predicted augmented reality and they just laughed at him
@LeslieDugger3 күн бұрын
That riddle with the two doors is so daft. You could just ask them something stupid like "Do I have a nose"
@TheJayLordx2 жыл бұрын
Yeah you’d know who was telling the truth and lying but you still don’t know who is guarding what door. The original riddle don’t say the truthful one is guarding heaven or vice-versa.
@DannyBReviews2 жыл бұрын
@@DannyBReviews Ahhhhhhh that makes more sense. The way Ricky words it the honest one is always guarding heaven and the liar is always guarding hell which would mean you could ask pretty much any obvious, black and white question
@TheJayLordx2 жыл бұрын
@@DannyBReviewsI thought he said the one guarding heaven always tells the truth?
@christinac26523 ай бұрын
That is wild.
@finksinatra15752 ай бұрын
Surely on the heaven and hell door question you ask ‘is my name karl’
@mattseal26153 жыл бұрын
It’s not in the cartoon but on the podcasts, they later clarified that Ricky should have said to assume no prior knowledge. Otherwise, yeah, Karl could have just asked any question for which there’s only one answer that anyone would know.
@JetsonDrums3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the point is that you need to decipher which door is which with only one question, so asking about who name is what would get you no where at all. Also Ricky gave incorrect information that “the liar is guarding hell and the truthful one guards heaven”. Most likely the answer to your question of “is my name Karl?” would be, from either of the guards, “I don’t know.”
@liamhorgan73663 жыл бұрын
Why’s that such a weird thing when that’s what they do now? That’s what they do now. That’s what they do. They do that.
@archiewall1242 жыл бұрын
3:26:10 is my absolute favourite scene in the whole show
@RSeph3 жыл бұрын
Gervais laughing puts you off listening…Karl is one cool guy
@futurefreak8789 Жыл бұрын
To be fair karl was right during 2:01:44 talking about vr and what not
@redo63099 ай бұрын
The illustrations make this so fucking funny. Karl thinking is hilarious
@whatsthepoint83644 ай бұрын
In another time period, you give a man like Karl Dilkington a typewriter, and he'd have become Isaac Asimov, or some other great sci-fi mind. Dilkington's quote "fiction becomes reality" always stuck with me.
@sm0k3.blunt-007Күн бұрын
Stay Green ! Stay in the woods ! Stay safe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Hazeleyes878Ай бұрын
"Ahhh, FORGET IT!!"
@jesush.tap-dancingchrist7328Ай бұрын
19:50 "I can't have a feel of the door to see if there's any heat or anything" AGAIN, Karl being so impossibly idiotic, it's genius.
@LifeOfRy Жыл бұрын
Rickies awnser is so confusing on what question to ask .. just ask what's 2+2 😂
@dr.mund0339Ай бұрын
The critical bit Ricky got wrong is that you don't know that the hell door is blocked by the lying guard. You don't know which door is guarded by which guard. So yes, you can use your question to determine which guard lies, but then you have no questions left to determine which door is which.
@TonyLemurАй бұрын
5:23 "He sez", bit gets me every time, as does "Weetabix!" 12:15
@DanceySteveYNWA3 жыл бұрын
Love this.. never gets old, sit the phone down and listen and laugh ma head off, no need for the amination (just my opinion) never the less it's comedy gold!
@stuartsmith95752 жыл бұрын
Still listen to these 3 every night brilliant ❤😂😂😂😂
@stuartsmith9575Ай бұрын
No way didn't even realise i just commented on my own post lol
@stuartsmith9575Ай бұрын
I passed a 7.5mm stone its possible but owinful😢
@HA05GER3 ай бұрын
Karl's idea will be ripped off into a Adam Sandler type film. Mark my word.
@theq46023 жыл бұрын
Which one this video is nearly 4 hours long
@jessemccann97113 жыл бұрын
@@jessemccann9711 I think they mean the very first clip, Karl's movie idea.
@daveman-19972 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Black Mirror already adapted it into an episode.
@racheleb143 Жыл бұрын
@@daveman-1997 yeah that one
@theq4602 Жыл бұрын
Virtual reality (ricky and steve said its pathetic), Karl is funny but he predicted it
@philipodonnell8943Ай бұрын
I got an ad for Clive Owen’s new show on FX during Karl’s Clive Warren movie pitch lol
@Zachhhhhhhhhhhh5 ай бұрын
What’s funny is the movie idea is kinda loosely the premise of the TV boxset series ‘Upload’ on Amazon Prime 😂
@mrjek00762 ай бұрын
"That's an interesting point, not listening to a word Ricky's said."
@Truffle_Pup4 ай бұрын
Karl's movie could make sense if he changed it to the following. Clive and Rebecca plus one more person are scientists experimenting with this brain swopping thing, but so far they haven't had any human volunteers. Then C and R are both in an accident. The left side of her brain is badly damaged but the rest of her is fine. Everything But the left side of C's brain is damaged so he will die. Their scientist collegue, knowing they would agree, then pops C's half brain into her, and then the story works... not that I would watch the peice of crap. :D
@kristianstipe4 жыл бұрын
Gary P hahah underrated message
@ryanlord76584 жыл бұрын
@Peter Phillips Brilliant
@KennethKilleen2664 жыл бұрын
There actually was a movie made in 1971 in Czech Republic (fine, Czechoslovakia). Called 'Pane, vy jste vdova!' (Sir, you're a widow!), it's an absurd comedy about botched assassinations and brain swaps... and it's only bloody brilliant. And as with many more things, we Czechs were actually first to do it (at least I hope). I know I'm necroing, I don't care. Do yourself a favor and try to find it with subtitles. If you like intelligent, yet wacky humor, you won't regret it. And so even though Karl is technically second at best to come up with the idea, this concept actually works really well.
@kremlas3 жыл бұрын
I mean I really don't know why I didn't put it here in the first place... www.imdb.com/title/tt0065331/
@kremlas3 жыл бұрын
First comment ✅
@Nexlated Жыл бұрын
Dude, I *love* when Ricky explodes with anger 😂
@Jideaohn2 ай бұрын
Karl will eventually be proven correct about the chip in your head with google in it.
@Tommo77ful21 күн бұрын
Elon already doing that type of shit
@brettpilkington95399 күн бұрын
100% agree. I sure miss Karl
@joshglover-pm2ei9 күн бұрын
@@joshglover-pm2eihis head was in perfect condition, it just wasn't attached to his body!
@billyjean59349 күн бұрын
He already has been, the Google chip is connected to you now
@TB41n08 күн бұрын
Karl predicted the metaverse 😂
@kyleknapp25852 жыл бұрын
Karl predicted VR glasses !
@norberthubapeter46503 ай бұрын
i love how carl rewrote the concept for the man with two brains lol
@ArrogantAngel9 күн бұрын
Karl describing Augmented Reality Glasses way before their time.
@ArthurDaley14 ай бұрын
The doppelganger thing annoys me. If you were EXACTLY the same then presumably you would have the same memories so how could you know if you were the real one or not. Once again Karl is right!
@mfike174811 күн бұрын
I think Steve and Ricky are a lot dumber than they let on honestly because every single conversation is Karl saying something that makes sense if you think about it for 2 seconds and then they act like it’s nonsense. An 8 year old could infer what he means by ‘’What’s the closest living thing to nothing.”
@bajjajajbajjjajaj64733 ай бұрын
Yea that would be a funny podcast wouldn’t it them acting like they understand him and agree with him.
@MrHitchen6925 күн бұрын
“The kids on jim ‘ll fix it always looked disappointed.” Karl called it
@Wouldyoulukeatthat3 күн бұрын
"Stone cold dead" is the actual phrase in my head now, I can't even remember what the original is.
"no, cause they're not my hands either" is one of my favourite lines ever
Same
Okay thanks
He cracks Ricky up with that one
Brilliant. Makes you wonder if Karl is truly a buffoon or if he is playing the classic British comedian who plays the dumbest guy in the room but it takes Witt to seem that dumb
Yes! He really is so quick witted without trying
The Clive Owen idea made an actual appearance in a Black Mirror episode called “Black Museum”. I was so excited and tickled that Karl’s ridiculous idea was made into an actual television episode 😂
Yes exactly ! 😂
Two episodes did. Back to back. His Tom Cruise being dead amd having his face idea was the other
They need to give him credit
That was already done on face off
Of he saw it and then brought it up lol….. it aired in December of 2017!so what came first
What an absolute treasure these are. The amount of funny is off the chart and to beyond anything written. Add the brilliant animation - and you've got comedy gold kept on the top top shelf. It's hard to find anything that can still consistently make my laugh out loud to the extreme these to. THANKS to all involved and the post. A wonderful thing I will revisit again and share. Cheers.
The animations lift these podcasts to another level.
@@naturalcreature6317 agree to disagree
Agree! Even Ricky Gervais said that after watching the animation of the Clive 'Warren' Rebecca de Morney film, he really wants to watch the film for real now!
@@tonychan8558WHO THE FUCK IS CLIVE WARREN!!?
I would agree... up until i got to the point where they're showing munchies and they're shown as fucking crisps... What sort of weirdo made this.
@@Stiltonatoran American lol
"The cancer came out of his mouth." Fucking kills me, Merchant's reaction is so perfect.
😢😅😅😊😊😊
“I kicked me height when I was a kid” Has to be the funniest one liner ever 🤦🏼♂️😂😂😂
no
The weird bit is that Merchant acts as if he doesn’t know what it means 😂 kicking above your height is the same as punching above your weight (both common sayings in America).
THAT SENTENCE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE...
@@airkuna it means when he kicked his foot in the air he could get it as high as his head, kicking his height
I think it's more like kicking a cold / flu. He got rid of his old height @@artemislogic5252
Steve's wit is pretty incredible
He’s my favorite of the three; he’s so underrated
He's very underrated
I have to agree with your comment a year later, fuck KZhead for not gifting me Karl earlier
Hit or miss at best
It's THE EYES..
He predicted Apple vision. Lol Karl pilkington is our version of Nostradamus
“I can’t save you with your glasses off and your knob out. If I ever save you I want you fully clothed with your glasses on.” It’s the fact that the glasses must be on that kills me. Lol
How did I listen to 3.5 hours of this amazing, hilarious drivel. These 3 are comedic gold, especially Karl.
If only there were more
"absolute twaddle"
Manmoth-maggie,an it flew away😅-Dyson..mission impossible 2-Egg. So many classics
Should've been called the Karl Pilkington show
Karl the greatest English philosopher. He’ll say something on the outset may appear stupid or silly but actually at times is profound lol
He certainly has way of putting a unique perspective on things.
So true. Honestly he is a genius
How about all the things Karl has said or predicted that Stephen and Ricky laughed at, but came true?
yeah I honestly don't know why ther laughing half the time must be cos ther too thick to comprehend so resort to laughter
@@benayers8622 that is *definitely* not the case.
For non UK viewers, Munchies is not a generic term for a snack and not a chip/crisp as shown in the cartoon. Munchies are small square chocolates, with a shortbread base and caramel centre. Edit:- Well I didn't anticipate how many idiot potheads would chime in. You are WRONG. There is no debate, Karl has even said so himself Munchies are the sweet/candy. He is not referring to Monster Munch, He is not referring to being a pothead and wanting food.
And they are delicious. IMO
It can also mean snacks.
@@handlesarefeckinstupid But here it doesn’t
@@That2J That's interesting, I thought he just meant munchies in general
@@handlesarefeckinstupid OP is correct when Karl talks about munchies he actually means the chocolate munchies that used to come in a red tube liked shape like rolos but they are cube shaped. Now you can get them in pouches usually around a £1. They’re amazing. But yes munchies can also be a term used when you’re hungry for snacks in general and is usually associated after smoking weed and getting hungry hence the term “I’ve got the munchies”
'are you in charge of the brain, or is the brain in charge of you?' --they don't put it like that in neuroscience but that is the constant question, lol. karl is right about things way more often than they give him credit for. he just consistently lacks the ability to give them a cogent explanation for the thing he has sensed that is nevertheless true, rofl.
he just means the conscious and subconscious but has limited vocabulary.
if ony he got stranded on the island with his dictionary
You know what’s funny? They actually made a black mirror episode that has to do with Karl’s idea of putting a loved ones brain inside the living persons brain hahahahahah
Would love to see a show of karl living his days.. and Steve and ricky throw spanners into the works 😂 prank calls.. hired people to give him problems.. that would be a funny show .. karl u do help me smile😂
You saw Idiot Abroad, right?
@@IanSinclair77 I was about to say💀😂
Yup, they did that years ago. Idiot Abroad, terrific show.
I don't know man, Karl is a sweet dude, with a kind heart, I'm not sure I'd get many laughs off him being pranked and emotionally tortured outside of his workplace. Might be funny for a special tho!
@@ABCDEFGHIJKELA... Trust me, I share the same sentiments about Karl as you do. But it's hilarious.
The beating up the octopus conversation had me in tears
😂agreed absolutely-I'd kick it" karl meant it just adds to it😂😂- kick my height 😅- timeless gold trio
First time listener here and i went from pure depression to hilarious joy!!!!! Thank u so much
Welcome to the the Karl club! I binged everything Karl years ago and always find my way back. His TV shows are amazing.
"what are those things in Gremlin's called" I assume Ricky finds this funny because he assumes they're called Gremlins but they're actually Mogwais to technically Karl's question wasn't that stupid
A mogwai is technically a gremlin. The gremlin is it's advanced state. So.....
@@mikescott8903not to be pedantic(actually exactly that😅) but technically gremlins are the mutated versions of mogwais. Mogwais do not evolve into gremlins but mutate into them.
@@BeckerMarieJane so I'm right thanks
@@mikescott8903 nope you're not... Mutation is the modification of a gene. The modification of that gene can be both progressive or backward... When the mutation is a progressive modification of the gene that's called evolution(evolving into a advanced state) but most mutation are regressive meaning that the modification of that gene is a return to it's primitive state which is the opposite of advancing or evolving in the case of mogwais mutation into gremlin it's 100% a regressive mutation of the gene so a return to a more primitive genetic state.
@@mikescott8903mogwai is technically a mogwai ...what kind of moron are you? And swinging your tiny micky around about it as well, as if you hadn't just said something do stupid my mind is blowing in the wind. Mogwai is technically a glove on a puppeteers fist. 😂
The animation makes it hilarious, it’s very Ren and Stimpy 😂
Very Hanna-Barbera.
Honestly Ricky has gone down hill without Karl, Karl really was a comedy gold mine.
That's not true, you've just stopped following him without Carl
To be sure. But he still browbeats and bullies others.
@@sigurdrobertsson2231Karl*
Ricky won awards since then Karl has a small KZhead channel
Errr, the other way round surely?
"TING TONG BING BONG Its tingin its way up the tube..." 2:28:51 My husband heard me saying this and asked where it's from. Lol, how do you even begin that conversation? I really need to introduce him to these. Especially, the animated ones. They are truly a treasure and never get old. I have been watching and listening every night for 2 years straight. I know, I know, Im a newb. Play a record...
This makes me believe in humanity
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Your comment is brilliant.
Rickys screaming laugh makes everything 100x funnier to me🤣
Same. But, it's the high squeaks that come after the laugh that kills me. 😂
It makes me want to remix the sound so everyone's voice is at roughly the same volume.
I've watched these videos so many times that I know all the jokes, I mainly listen to it to hear ricky's laugh...
You’re taking the Mickey, mate. That shrill laughter is like nails on a chalkboard! I wish I could mix his laughter out of these videos, It would be so much more enjoyable.
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RICKY GOT THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE WRONG! THAT HAD ME SO CONFUSED FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES
Im reading the comments to see if anyone else noticed that! I’ll be trying to figure out the correct answer all day but I’ll give in and look it up at some point
Wait no I get it now. It does make sense. Because if you ask the devil he would lie and say that the angel would say he’s guarding hell, but if you ask the angel which guard the other is guarding then the angel would tell the truth and say that the devil would lie and say he’s guarding heaven
No he didn't, listen carefully and more importantly, try to imagine what he is saying. He explained it perfectly. Frankly i would mess up the explanation on the first go for sure, he impressed me with how he managed to do it in first try.
Two things right away: It is a very popular idea among writers to just start writing and eventually something good will come out so Rick and Steve seem like idiots making fun of that concept and Karl’s film idea almost sounds like All Of Me from the 80”s with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin where Steve Martin is Walking around with dead Lily Tomlins character controlling half his thoughts. There are a lot of these where Karl is talking about something that exists and the other two are making fun while seeming completely ignorant to the world around them.
How do you feel about see through skin
There are a lot of these comments from idiots like you who don't understand that Steve and Ricky are intentionally winding Karl up. Furthermore, just because that film exists doesn't mean it's not a ridiculous idea worthy of mockery.
It literally makes me so mad, Karl usually is saying incredibly creative ideas or rational things just in a funny way, and either because its unconventional or they just think it’s funny, Rick and Steve dogpile on him for it
I can't be the only one who thinks Karl's idea would make a really good indie film
I have to admit. I would watch it.
I’m trying to think of the name, but this was an actual movie.
It's strikingly similar to an episode of Black Mirror. Almost suspiciously
@@adamstuart8864which one
@@adamstuart8864maybe it was those producers he spoke to
How he managed to get augmented reality so spot and Ricky can’t even imagine it to be a possibility. Ahead of his time!
2:01:18 I’m sorry did Karl PREDICT VR HEADSETS, to which Ricky said “absolute bollocks, never gonna work”?!
Ricky should let karl finish his sentences, steve is just ridin ricky but it would be nice to hear karl out sometimes
Im in stitches ...its all too funny...best selection ever.
And with in 15 years the glasses idea is almost a reality.
I love how Steve and Ricky are actually friends with Karl instead of it just being for the cameras x
These are timeless. Please make more!
They took down the account with the original versions of these (parts 1-3). They had like 8 million views!
Its BULLSHIT
@@MerchXplorer I mean... it was plain piracy
It was up for years too
@@MerchXplorer 0000000000000000
@@MerchXplorer 0000000000000000
11:41 Ricky's excited little giggle. 🤣😵 Wish he laughed like that all the time.
So many incredible moments in here. I have never laughed so much.
When Karl and Stephen agree they dont care for Ricky's cat was a brilliant alliance 😂
'Is my name karl Pilkington?' 'Yes' 'No' 'Right then, chuffed I found heaven'
I don’t know what this is or how I came across it, but this is so utterly fantastic.
As a long time fan, I'm telling you binge anything and everything Karl Pilkington. He has some fantastic TV shows as well.
2:01:25 when you realize Karl predicted the metaverse
had the same flash .. glasses with alternate reality.
Literally the most likely thing he predicted and they shut it down smh
😂agreed-the chip (Elon)"I wouldn't be me I'd always be on Google " professional leg rubber 😂 - timeless gold🤝🫡
The conversation at 1:16:00 between Ricky and Steve, when Steve says, "Straight back to hosting game shows.", sounds oddly specific. Especially, when Ricky laughs. I wonder who they were referring to. LOL.
Could be anne robinson
Likely Rik Waller who was a singer and was doing "pop idol"
It's Chris Tarrant from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Michael Barrymore or John Leslie
Dale Winton was big around that time.
The fact Karl's predictions most of them have came true shows how stupid RICKY actually is
“Ive always wanted to kick a duck up the arse” 😂😂😂😂😂
I was laughing so loud when he said that, I almost passed out! 😂
IMO the very best Karl moments are the ones that absolutely nobody on the planet could predict were coming. Kick a duck up the arse... People who's jobs come with a lot of responsibilities, like Bruce Willis... Monkey whizzes by on a tricycle... A few off the top of my head.
Karl's movie idea from the first couple of minutes is literally an episode of Black Mirror so Karl was way ahead of his time.
Animation at 57:40 is incorrect, Karl would not be shirtless and hatless on a beach, especially not in Britain!
At 1:16:02 ... Ricky needs to shut his gob about the pain involved in kidney stones. It is horrible pain. The pain can feel crippling... Making it hard to stand or straighten up.
'I haven't heard of a cod being ill....' 😂
“So this is building up to a lesbian love story” … “well yeh it’s kinda relevant now” if only Karl knew how on point he is
3:26:11 "Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost."
This tank is individual though, so surely the individual would just "think" more suffering and upset into the world, that's what perfect implies
Karl is the show :D Can't imagine what those two would do without him.
Agreed 👍 an karl wouldn't work without the combo of rick/steve- the perrfek trio- (don't see that choc bar anymore)- timeless gold this ,xfm should have won more awards at the time but radio didn't know how big these were gona be - 😂
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They should have done top gear
Wait I think I've come up with a different answer for the riddle. If you ask 1 of them the question 'how many doors are you guarding' and they answer anything other than 1, thats the door to hell as the guard of hell always lies. If the guard says 1, then that door leads to heaven as the guard can only tell the truth
Yup or what's 2+2. Or what's my name. Or what color is red lol there's so many easy questions. Ricky made it so confusing lol
The critical bit Ricky got wrong is that you *don't* know that the hell door is blocked by the lying guard. You don't know which door is guarded by which guard. So yes, you can use your question to determine which guard is which, but then you have no questions left to determine which *door* is which.
The guard who lied is guarding hell
Karl telling the future between 1:57:00 and 2:05:00 is one of the greatest Karl moments of his career 😂 what a load of bosswellox
I liked the glasses idea idn why they dismissed it so quickly :(
@@josepha4092 That's Oculus in today's time tho. Karl predicted VR and AR and RIcky just brushed it of as ridiculous. lol
Karl did predict augmented reality though
@@vuk8550 its AR.. not VR... VR doesnt usually include whats already around u... AR is EXACTLY what Karl described!!
Prediction of the show Peripherals.
the fact that Ricky shut down karl about his predictions of the future when he basically said VR glasses, because Ricky thought the idea was dumb and the worst one he had, yet we already have that today, Karl actually did predict the future.
I love the animation on this show, but they should've googled what Munchies are and they aren't crisps.
"not my hands either" 😂 👌 That's why he's a genius in my eyes tbh 😂 He always thinks 'outside the box' & says exactly what he thinks (before his brain has 😂)
The slight hmmmm when Ricky responded "so you're just watching another man mastrubating" is even more brilliant.
these animated versions are just brilliant
@@naturalcreature6317 did you ever see the webcam they had?:') it was about 6 pixels at 1fps
This show was CRIMINALLY underrated!!!!
All the best things are.
I wish ricky recorded the live version and released it. The cartoon is hilarious and I bet it would be even funnier actually seeing them have those conversation 🤣
Im positive there is a live version but to get a hold of it is another matter :)
I no I'm l8 but xfm is where the majority of this is from old radio show therez hours of it xfm . It's hilarious 🤣
@@tonythetiger1600 none of the Ricky Gervais show comes from XFM at all
@@byebrows9698 they do the sake bits from xfm
@@tonythetiger1600 not at all. The animation is based solely on the podcast. Not a single bit is from XFM.
Every time they Ricky and Stephen riffed about Clive Warren, I'd have to pause the video because I was pissing meself
The more I watch the more I think Karl is actually a misunderstood genius
You should stop then 😂
He is a certain kind of thinker which is a kind of genius ..definitely makes connections in his brain that most people dont make which i think is genius. But by any measure hes not got a high iq. Which i think just goes to show iq tests are stoopid. Papua new guineans are lowest on iq test and jews highest. A lot of jewish are laywrds bankers mathmaticians but if you put a jew in a jungle hes be dead in a few hours wheras a paua new guinean knows every plant every noise every snake of that jungle but no iq test is made by a papua person. Id say a lot of jewish acedemics involved in creating the iq test. But carl would be kind fugged in a jungle or an acedimic situation.
I agree
Who's doing the thinking, you or you're brain?
I watch different bits of this daily at the moment. It’s so funny, and it’s good to laugh
Not wrong there love 😂
Agreed, daily dose of these genius trio is part of a good day - ✨️ manmoth-maggie,the tik tac incident 😂. Wat do you remember then?=karl.😂😂🤝🫡
Lol "would I know which one I was?"
Sorry I just crack up all the time at Clive Warren 😂😂😂
good film idea, Black Mirror actually covers this subject on one episode. Also reminds me an older movie with Steve Martin in it. This film can be interesting as a deep psychological drama. I dont mind to use actors have not been around for 10 years or no stars. Acting is not about fame, it is about acting. I probably not use Morgen Freeman, or the others, cn be any good actors. Same case with Black Mirror. You dont know those actors but it is great drama, good acting good directors. So I believe with a good crew this could be a great film.
Black mirror watches Karl before making ANY episode ;)!!!
YES
Karl is a top human being. You can tell all the way through Ricky is intimidated by his honesty. I dont think i could have sat there for 5 mins without punching Gervais in the teetth.
Hes such a nob ed. Ive grown to hate him less i found him so painful at first now they dont seem so bad. I guess you get used to him over time. But hes still a nob.
In my humble opinion, Ricky demonstrates that he is actually very envious of Karl's flair for humour. Karl is *effortlessly* funny, whereas Gervais has to plan and put thought into his comedy. And I remember in one particular episode of the RGS, Karl was absent, and Steve and Ricky were struggling to keep the show 'as funny' without him. It annoys me when Ricky is blatantly bullying him and being awful to him. It reminds me of a guy who used to bully me when I was 13. One minute he is your best buddy, but then will mock you and put you down in front of others. So yeah, Ricky can be a real **** at times.
@@LS-ot6vd totally it still bugs me when Karl says something true and Ricky laughs and also the way when he mocks Karl about something like evolution he then goes on to mumble something about genes blah blah almost incoherent because he actually doesn't know either. But I try to think of it as just a charecter hes playing ⁰
@@Padraigpwe're all nobs tho aren't we if we're honest
@@CedrickTudge only at night lol!>
Did Karl Pilkington predict Black Museum
He definitely predicted augmented reality with his glasses.
That’s what I was thinking
I’m just waiting for see-thru-skin to be adopted by the masses.
Almost perfectly lol
Brooker is a poor man's Pilkington
My favorite part is when Karl talks about newspeak without even realizing it
That went over my head which bit was that?
Karl predicted augmented reality and they just laughed at him
That riddle with the two doors is so daft. You could just ask them something stupid like "Do I have a nose"
Yeah you’d know who was telling the truth and lying but you still don’t know who is guarding what door. The original riddle don’t say the truthful one is guarding heaven or vice-versa.
@@DannyBReviews Ahhhhhhh that makes more sense. The way Ricky words it the honest one is always guarding heaven and the liar is always guarding hell which would mean you could ask pretty much any obvious, black and white question
@@DannyBReviewsI thought he said the one guarding heaven always tells the truth?
That is wild.
Surely on the heaven and hell door question you ask ‘is my name karl’
It’s not in the cartoon but on the podcasts, they later clarified that Ricky should have said to assume no prior knowledge. Otherwise, yeah, Karl could have just asked any question for which there’s only one answer that anyone would know.
Yeah the point is that you need to decipher which door is which with only one question, so asking about who name is what would get you no where at all. Also Ricky gave incorrect information that “the liar is guarding hell and the truthful one guards heaven”. Most likely the answer to your question of “is my name Karl?” would be, from either of the guards, “I don’t know.”
Why’s that such a weird thing when that’s what they do now? That’s what they do now. That’s what they do. They do that.
3:26:10 is my absolute favourite scene in the whole show
Gervais laughing puts you off listening…Karl is one cool guy
To be fair karl was right during 2:01:44 talking about vr and what not
The illustrations make this so fucking funny. Karl thinking is hilarious
In another time period, you give a man like Karl Dilkington a typewriter, and he'd have become Isaac Asimov, or some other great sci-fi mind. Dilkington's quote "fiction becomes reality" always stuck with me.
Stay Green ! Stay in the woods ! Stay safe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ahhh, FORGET IT!!"
19:50 "I can't have a feel of the door to see if there's any heat or anything" AGAIN, Karl being so impossibly idiotic, it's genius.
Rickies awnser is so confusing on what question to ask .. just ask what's 2+2 😂
The critical bit Ricky got wrong is that you don't know that the hell door is blocked by the lying guard. You don't know which door is guarded by which guard. So yes, you can use your question to determine which guard lies, but then you have no questions left to determine which door is which.
5:23 "He sez", bit gets me every time, as does "Weetabix!" 12:15
Love this.. never gets old, sit the phone down and listen and laugh ma head off, no need for the amination (just my opinion) never the less it's comedy gold!
Still listen to these 3 every night brilliant ❤😂😂😂😂
No way didn't even realise i just commented on my own post lol
I passed a 7.5mm stone its possible but owinful😢
Karl's idea will be ripped off into a Adam Sandler type film. Mark my word.
Which one this video is nearly 4 hours long
@@jessemccann9711 I think they mean the very first clip, Karl's movie idea.
Pretty sure Black Mirror already adapted it into an episode.
@@daveman-1997 yeah that one
Virtual reality (ricky and steve said its pathetic), Karl is funny but he predicted it
I got an ad for Clive Owen’s new show on FX during Karl’s Clive Warren movie pitch lol
What’s funny is the movie idea is kinda loosely the premise of the TV boxset series ‘Upload’ on Amazon Prime 😂
"That's an interesting point, not listening to a word Ricky's said."
Karl's movie could make sense if he changed it to the following. Clive and Rebecca plus one more person are scientists experimenting with this brain swopping thing, but so far they haven't had any human volunteers. Then C and R are both in an accident. The left side of her brain is badly damaged but the rest of her is fine. Everything But the left side of C's brain is damaged so he will die. Their scientist collegue, knowing they would agree, then pops C's half brain into her, and then the story works... not that I would watch the peice of crap. :D
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@Peter Phillips Brilliant
There actually was a movie made in 1971 in Czech Republic (fine, Czechoslovakia). Called 'Pane, vy jste vdova!' (Sir, you're a widow!), it's an absurd comedy about botched assassinations and brain swaps... and it's only bloody brilliant. And as with many more things, we Czechs were actually first to do it (at least I hope). I know I'm necroing, I don't care. Do yourself a favor and try to find it with subtitles. If you like intelligent, yet wacky humor, you won't regret it. And so even though Karl is technically second at best to come up with the idea, this concept actually works really well.
I mean I really don't know why I didn't put it here in the first place... www.imdb.com/title/tt0065331/
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Dude, I *love* when Ricky explodes with anger 😂
Karl will eventually be proven correct about the chip in your head with google in it.
Elon already doing that type of shit
100% agree. I sure miss Karl
@@joshglover-pm2eihis head was in perfect condition, it just wasn't attached to his body!
He already has been, the Google chip is connected to you now
Karl predicted the metaverse 😂
Karl predicted VR glasses !
i love how carl rewrote the concept for the man with two brains lol
Karl describing Augmented Reality Glasses way before their time.
The doppelganger thing annoys me. If you were EXACTLY the same then presumably you would have the same memories so how could you know if you were the real one or not. Once again Karl is right!
I think Steve and Ricky are a lot dumber than they let on honestly because every single conversation is Karl saying something that makes sense if you think about it for 2 seconds and then they act like it’s nonsense. An 8 year old could infer what he means by ‘’What’s the closest living thing to nothing.”
Yea that would be a funny podcast wouldn’t it them acting like they understand him and agree with him.
“The kids on jim ‘ll fix it always looked disappointed.” Karl called it
"Stone cold dead" is the actual phrase in my head now, I can't even remember what the original is.
Yea, but which brain came up with it?