XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 3 Episode 5 - Something massive came out yer nose
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The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 29th November 2003.
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I have a problem with my marrow an' that.
@@conorkennedy3304got one stuck up your fanny?
I'm listening 👂 and I love it
I don't think a night goes by without it
8/5/24. 15:11 😁
I love hearing ricky laugh in the background during karls movie clips
me too !
Me too, great
It's like he's in the audience at the court case and he's bursting out laughing at what's being said.
It's the best!!!
That was a really good one to be fair. They're not all as good as that one.
Ricky's "Didn't say that....didn't say that" during the worm story is possibly my favourite bit ever.
Even Karl laughed. 🤣
Haha always gets me that bit. I've listened to these far too often!
20 years later and it's still so popular. How is this possible
Weird init
"I'm phoning about your plugs" might be one of my favourite lines of these shows.
"That's probably the most homophobic thing we've had said on the show today... Thankyou very much for your call". Makes me laugh everytime I hear it 😂
im legit crying with laughter
Arturo Bandini it would work
Arturo Bandini ask the dust
@Alex Spots Wood You'd feel it getting pulled out and wake up. Otherwise you wake up as your buddy is making entry and it's already too late at that point.
That... is the calibur.. of listener..
The fact that I can identify any XFM song from 2001-05 from the end of the song haha😂😂
And Every song Feeder ever recorded, from the last or first 3 seconds.
A-nuh-ther planet
"Feeder there with Just the Way I'm Feeling"
@@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere “…TO COME BACK AROUND” 😂
I found a playlist on Spotify yesterday that has the full versions of all the XFM songs. Amazing, haha.
'Hit parade or shit parade?' I always find it hard to believe this went out live on the radio on a saturday afternoon, steve at his finest 😂
It's so funny how Steve is alway mean to the callers
"With ‘er marrow. Marrow an’ that"
Songs of phrase clue innit
"always 'an that'"
Would you buy a car with a duff engine?
I love how Ricky is just laughing in the background during Karl's movie segment.
Karl: "I'm lookin' at the woman's knob though!"
You just made me spit out water with this comment laughing lool
Any time they fade into Mad World it's a magic moment...
You can just barely hear Steve say "Couldn't be any more concise!" 28:00
"Mad World", innit?
When do they do it? How many times?
It’s madness that people listening to this at the time didn’t have a clue what Karl looked like
many thought he was fat
Round 'ead That's all that's needed, really 😅
Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you man moth
Jim Lahey Very welcome mate :-)
Man Moth to the rescue after the sad, sad demise of Toby's channel!
+Jim Lahey How do you know what he wears
+Milan Smidt and 90 others why would a moth wear a cape when it has wings?
your logic is impeccable
in 2014 i was in the hospital cause i fucked my knee up so badly and had to have an operation, i was given such a high amount of drugs that i started telling the nurse about the ancient babylonian thing, crying my eyes out with hysterical laughter about how Karl said “from Baba”. I was 14 then and that was my first time around on the XFM loop. I think about that moment every time i come back to this episode
Definitely one of the best episodes, It has so many great bits. Marrow, the whole leech thing, "from baba". Classic stuff.
their earlier work was much stronger material. The scriptwriting went downhill after season 3 in my opinion
@@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere Scriptwriting? You think this is scripted?
@@Thebossstage1 I think he's taking the piss based on that bloke who wrote the review of the show saying it was scripted and KP was a character etc.
Butt plugs...
I so wish these were recorded in the era where radio shows/podcasts were filmed, imagine being able to see this conversation?!
It would ruin it
"I wanna know what kind of things I can buy this weekend" "Buttplugs?" Oh, my sides lol.
"No Karl, adverts" 😂
Excellent avatar.
Hb9k, so say we all. ;D
Woah. Slow down. Bum
Buut pluugs.
I am very relieved to find these here... don't know what I'd do without them.
"He's from Baba"
Tim Staples ancient baba
The most underrated pilkington classic
Cousins of the Papa people
Papa people
"Can I just stop you there... What's a Babylonian?" One of my favorite parts of any of these works of art hahahaha
If only they had Anderson Shelters in Baba. Karl would’ve known about them.
Baba people
'Es from Baba?
The best opening 21 minutes of any show!
Definitely!!
Another top episode!
The next 10 minutes are pretty great as well
+short steve oh, don't get me wrong, not taking anything away, it's a cracking show. All of the shows are dynamite.
He had a look of frightenedness 😂
Legged it
Medical Frightenedness
"She 'ad a problem with 'er marrow."
Er marrow n that..
"I thought you meant she had one stuck up her fanny..."
Nu Eee maaaaroooow
"What's the point spending money on her if she's gonna die anyway?"
I dont understand what Ricky understood
"Eyyyyyy!!!! There's naught so barm as cakes!! Know me know my ways! Get out ya twiddled flunt!"
+Milan Smidt and 90 others what kind of an attitude is that?
I'm not rude me, it's whats in me 'ead
Milan Smidt and 90 others I don't understand it lol. I'm American =/
Jacob Govatos me neither. I'm Dutch
Jacob Govatos he's basically saying that he's an ass and that if you don't like it tough
I love how the intro for mad world starts playing after ''Who took his head off? He took his own head off?''.
“If you’re morally objectionable...”
When Karl says the name of the song by Toffee 'Born Depressed' and Steve instantly replies "oh dear" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I always get that song stuck in my head for days after I hear it...
It actually is a decent tune. At some point they must've realized "Toffee" was a woeful name because they eventually changed it to "Drill Queen" lol
i love how when it comes to Rick, Steve & Karl- everyone: gay, straight, chinese, english, old, young, female and male are...fellas" :.)
little fellas
Pudding Brain I think it only comes to Karl
Little old Chinese lesbian fella
Need to edit that one with MPaixao's change for it to make sense / be correct 😉
Don't forget the Jamaican fellas.
55:00 to 55:25 is the funniest moment (to me) out of the entirety of these series. When I first heard it, I remember almost getting into a car accident because I laughed so hard, teared up, and couldn't see where I was going 🤣
This is my first ever comment on a youtube video but I might have to agree with you. This one gets me every single time.
Karl Pilkington, king of the land of Baba 😂
Is from baba
The one that got me the most is stuffing socks in a rubber bag
Lol he says it with confidence and Baba sounds like a caveman sound
Thank you for the uploads, Man Moth. Listen to these every night to get to sleep!
It’s so frustrating when you want to answer a question or something they got wrong but then you remember how long ago this was recorded 😂
Holly Parsons yup, like the skull thing in the theatre. It wasn’t a frustrated failed actor, it was Tchaikovskys skull. He loved the theatre and loved Shakespeare and donated his skull after his death. Karl had half the story and embellished the rest. Brilliant.
@@tommymaguire7407he might’ve mildly put off by the name too. They would picked up o that.
@@tommymaguire7407I should be clear to anyone who may be reading this, that it's not the really famous Tchaikovsky (Swan Lake et al.) but rather a different Tchaikovsky.
Ricky’s spot on with Karl’s hypothetical version of the Peter the Great story. :D “In Karl’s version it would’ve been: ‘summin’ weird ‘appened right and turns out ‘e was still alive an’ so she was still ‘avin sex with body and his ‘ed was watchin’”
Who took his head off? He took his own head off?
Why do you look like you have downsyndrome
E took is own ed off
He's not from the Lancashire minepits of 1910 mate
@@bensmith5288 piss off
Karls meeting with his sister in a car park was brutal 😂
Jake Williams I never understood that. Did the arrange to meet there or they just happened to bump into each other?
kraken589 I think they just bumped into each other
I do understand him, though. Kids look alike.
@@kraken589 He just bumped into her randomly. He mentions it in a later episode (podcast I believe).
@@studkickass513 He first mentioned it in Series 2 IIRC. Said he bumped into her in a car park in Wales lol. (His family moved there I think)
I wish radio shows today would be this good
Same here. Without all the arse kissing that is now radio shows
Is Karl the only person to ever do 3 films with Jack Nicholson?
Oh yeah, coocoo, good men and shining
Huh, never noticed that!
It weird listening to these radio shows as I used to go into London on a near weekly basis when I was a young kid. So I've been in and/or walked passed almost all the locations they have mentioned on the radio show which I cant help but think about when I find myself around those areas again. The Virgin Megastore that used to be In Oxford Circus where Steve bought that PS2 before presumably going to the walking down the road to the HMV near the former Sega World/Funland Arcade and seeing that he could have got the PS2 and GTA 3 for £20 less. The fact that China Town is not so much a town but a street with Bright orange chicken in the windows, one pagoda and two betting shops The Mc Donald's in Leicester Square two minutes away from the XFM offices where they got the burgers from for Karls World Record Breaking attempt (There should be a blue English heritage plaque for that) The 'freaks' who live in Forbidden Planet. Cant say what that place used to be like though but one of my favourite stores though I have also seen that chef clothing shop that they mentioned once and possibly that antique store with the "Old Russian wood" and The most expensive pub in London in Covent Garden That newsagents where Steve said that it looked like she was trapped by snacks and had to sell her way out of it. That I believe is/was outside of Tottenham Court Road station which I think is where he 'haggled" for a Laptop There was a nice Japanese restaurant Ten Ten Tei that I used to be taken to, Great food but some of the worst toilets I've ever seen. Id rather use that one in trainspotting. But we never went further down that road as much as I wanted to just to satisfy a curiosity as to what could be down there. Now that I'm older and have been down that road myself I realise why. All the sex shops, not a complaint just an observation. If anyone wants a Ricky Gervais Show XFM tour of London let me know lol
I want the tour!!! LOL
Are you trying to sleep on Tottenham Court Road?!
Are you still doing tours? Im coming over in July. I was making a list of all the spots they mentioned. So your comment was a great help.
Been using "play a record" any time I can to end a conversation at work....😂
whatssss a babalonian?
+ilikedesk Ancient baba
'E's from Baba.
Listen to these before I sleep. Cheers man moth
louis goff No problemo :-)
thanks for the uploads, really given me a lot to listen to whilst I fall asleep lol
They're great for getting you off to sleep until Ricky laughs... That penetrates the deepest slumber! More coming soon :-)
that's so true haha
it is nice right, like you don't have to look at anything and there isn't exactly a storyline you need to keep track of, just some friendly voices:)
Matt Voyer Hope it worked ;-)
This show has got me through so many restless nights.
Everytime i hear Peter the great, i look forward to karls trouble understanding what happend, and i also get a little bit annoyed, because i cant work out how he cant work out what happend. 🤣😂
Ricky at 36:00 talking about putting Karl in an acting role and how good he would be, Karl saying he would be best in deep stuff. Fast forward several years later Derek comes along and Karl is adlibing shouting at a heartless executive trying to turn a profit from the elderly 👍it's great how things work out
Karl is sick of those pen pushers who get paid well to attend meetings and not really resolve anything.
@@AA-hg5fk while he gets paid even more to usually be wrong and stare vacantly at things.
One of the all time greatest episodes, in my humble opinion.
That feature where they play three upcoming band tracks was awesome, I wish this occured more. I'd rather here a few tracks from different bands and then vote then one track that I could take it or leave it
Nice little surprise to hear the Jimquisition theme.
Oliver Gallimore haha right
'HIT parade or SHIT parade?'
Jack Nicholson is getting old but before he dies I want him to hear these clips of him acting with Karl... I’d love to hear his reaction
Just listening to this while working on commissions. I am getting so much work done...
Narrator: Years later, Karl found out that his blind date was simply allergic to zucchinis.
Karl comes up with something to moan about, eg, David Bowie changes his songs when performing live. Ricky and Steve explain that it's not true, or a misconception, and explain why it's not the way Karl thinks it is. Eg, Bowie changed a note here and there but it was a faithful rendition. Karl ploughs on without listening to a word they said, and gets annoyed at what he's just made up in his own head. Eg, the titanic not sinking. I've been listening to this formula for over a decade and it's still incredible. I'll never get tired of Karl.
Something massive came out my mates nose! Doc sent it off for testing, turns out it was a lump of chicken. Apparently he had fallen asleep eating a chicken kebab, and a piece had worked its way into he's nasal passage, when it came out it looked nothing like chicken, more like some sort of brain mucus, and that's what he thought it was lol gave him a proper scare. True story that also fucking funny, when he got he's results. Lol
Charlie Wilkinson yeah he was lol so was I a bit, you don't expect a big old bit of chicken to come out ur nose lol
Haha this is brilliant! If Karl had said this story I doubt Ricky would have believed it!
“I’m calling about your plugs!”
20 seconds in and Im already laughing!
23:01 I like the way Karl always says 'yesterday'. YestaDAY. It's kind of quaint and charming. I always pronounce it like that in daily conversation now.
"Its why I like short stories and that"
I’m playing these in order, like I’m sure many of you are. Almost every episode a moment comes up where I think “this is probably my favourite part of the whole series”, and then of course something even better is on the next one up. But the problem with the marrow… it’s gotta be up there.
he's from baba.. that part nearly killed me 😁
and Evertonian's from Ever
12:31 Ricky's "OH!" is brilliant, reminds me of his reaction when Karl was talking about Chinese people "not ageing well" for the first time!
Also Rick’s reaction to Karl when he was about to say all Chinese people look the same is priceless
@@dimed2338 RIGHT!
I like how they forgot about opening that person's mail live on air haha
Maybe she's got a faauuulttyy tooooth
Can anyone else recite these from memory? 60+ time around.
Justin Kline close to it
Doing a law degree, every time I need a study break I put these guys on because I just need to listen to some drivel, thanks for the uploads!
Did you graduate?
@@SunnyDays00 yes. He set up his own law firm called bodget, wibble & podge
The Babylonian part kills me. 😂😂😂
Enters Jim Sterling - 48:16 seriously I was shocked when I heard that :D
Jim and his trusty vole
"I'm fucking Jim Sterling, son!"
I was reading the comments when this exact part came on
I'm loving the story of Peter the Great and Derek the Terrible (aka Derek the Rubbish).
The Pilkington family history snippets we get fascinate me.
48:15 - mad...I'd always wondered where that Jim Sterling title music came from... Baffled by how the two are connected
Bed time! Thanks man moth!
+Great Whit North Sleep well Great Whit North ;-)
@@ManMoth do you still read comments?
Karl's comedic timing on the movie clips is incredible
It is. Fast forward to An Idiot Abroad where you saw the same great timing every episode. He has it naturally.
He's a comic genius. Even if most of the stuff he comes out with is just him being himself and is basically accidental, it's still all down to his sense of comic timing and absurdism. He's just a unique, wonderful creature. I do wonder sometimes what would've happened if Ricky and Steve hadn't met him though. Because as brilliant as he is, Ricky(and to a lesser extent Steve) really did polish him to a sheen and make him so much funnier than he normally is. I don't see him striking out on his own without Ricky, and I don't see any other comedian recognising and capitalising on his brilliance. It really is one of those cosmic coincidences, a proper sliding doors moment.
@@thesprawl2361 Sick of It I like to think is a parallel universe where he never got a job at xfm 😊
listen to these on loop!! Thanks man moth!
Love listening to these, thank for uploading!
love to see these three back.
Thanks for upload I'm 15 and my dad told me about them and I love them listen when going to bed :)
You have a cool dad
jim bob oddly cute but you’re 17 now so it’s not as cute anymore
Mad you are 21 now and an adult and these are still going about!
Do you still listen now you're 23?
Wish I got to see Bottom live 😞
Thanks for all the great uploads Man Moth
You're welcome mate!
"e took 'is own 'ed off?"
Something that has just occurred to me listening today after many years of listening, Karl has stories about his brother in the army, past Xmas times, his brother womanising etc, but not a single story about his sister, apart from this brief mention. I wonder why?
i think she was even older than his brother so she probobly wasn't around too much
I love when Karl starts winning. So Ricky quickly talks louder over the top of Karl. Always makes me smile.
One of the great episodes this one
I love you, Man Moth
Perrfek/ this classic never gets ole. Gota be the greatest radio show of all time-just my opin.🤝8yrs ltr
Thanks for uploading these!
Hope you enjoy Tom :-)
Jimquisition intro in the middle
After hearing this years ago I got some stuff from picture centre and listen to it all the time. It’s
Baba....Enough said😂😂
I would love that Picture Centre album.
20:43 Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
Oh man, "someone from Baba" caught me off guard.
‘Walking in today...’ ‘Well you don’t walk - you mince, don’t ya?’
We see how Karl got into acting here... Little dos he know he'd be dougy the caretaker. The best character in Derek
+Matt Russell Although I wouldn't call what he did there 'acting', I was pretty disappointed when he was gone after just a few episodes...
+OmikronWeapon He got out whilst he could. Load of shite that show was.
I'm sure one part of the reasons for him leaving Derek other than being nervous with acting was the fact that he was literally playing the exact same relationship with Ricky he has in real life except on national television. Like when Derek tackled Dougie and just sat on him, Ricky does that in real life to Karl or when Derek got on Dougies nerves, Ricky does that in real life consistently etc so it was like Ricky was once again paying Karl to be a clown for him to mess about with so I'd guess Karl wanted to just go off on his own for a bit back to Moaning of Life where he at least had a bit of a say in what he could do.
@@GooglyEyedJoe have you seen Sick Of It?
Chris really? I loved it
"What did you think of (every song ever played on the show), Karl?" "Yeh it's alrite"
Thanks for uploading!
+Tom Flowers Very welcome :-)
“So would ‘e ‘ave wore a jumper for pants?” 😂😂😂😂😂 Dying.
Something came out of your nose...that was massive.
Steve said the guys comment about butt plugs was homophobic yet he said the same thing just earlier not even 5 minutes before
He said "To keep things out" and not "So your gay friend can't sneak in and do stuff to you while you're asleep.
Jessie Araujo I think ricky said to keep people out specifically tho lol
Man moth you're a fucking hero
Cameron Butterwick Haha, cheers Cameron!
"I'm calling about your plugs" "Well, not my plugs...." 🤣🤣
Just came across this by chance on the day that Bowie died - as fitting a tribute as anything out there - RIP
+William Daza Defenitely. They became good friends too.