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He forgot to tell the most important thing: did he get the A-?
yes we win these
Lol
cool
Pog
Lol
Imagine the professor watching this video and realizing he stole Techno’s answer
Oh my
*chuckles, I'm in danger*
@@myusernameissolonglolimgon8700 lol
I have the power to end the 555 likes
@@theblubanshee8027 dont do it...
“Twitter could yeet a president” 2:45 that aged rlly bad
Omg i thought it too ahahahahhah
😂😂
Hehe...
I was searching for this comment as soon as I heard it thank you for being the one to post it lmaoooo
Pretty sure that it aged really well, actually. Like a fine wine, a good pinót noir.
Pretty sure most, if not all, KZheadrs die inside when someone watches their videos in front of them.
Yep 😂
Very true
I'm so sad to have just discovered this man. Technoblade's talk on freedom of speech really hit me hard, and I feel terrible to have missed this while he was with us.
Same
Felt that, I discovered him to late, but atleast I can still enjoy his content
Same… I miss him. He really helped form my childhood. Technoblade Never Dies🖤
Start binging brother
Same:(
College: *Discovers channel* Techno: aight, ima head out
Why dont you have a checkmark next to your name?
hello omicron
Agree
Wait how are you not verified yet, also congrats on YT rank
I’m subbed omricron
Techno finally remembered his KZhead password
Firat Don, He’s been gone for 6 days only lmao Edit: Why do I still get notifications? It’s been 4 MONTHS, can y’all relax
He was live yesterday lol
Firat Don ikr
Oh dam
FlamixZB it was a joke
This video shows why I liked techno so much, he does Minecraft, and his audience is mainly kids and teens, but , he talks about things that he is genuinely interested in, like collage level English literature, and his big data class, which are both very interesting to me, rest in piece techno, your goated princess bride take will not be missed, every one SHOULD read it.
The students got an early technoblade face reveal
Fr😭
“Guys I found him” “Haha I gotta go” *sprints out of classroom*
Sprint jumping
690th like
Face Reveal.
@@BlubExodus buv
GoTtA bLaSt-
I like how it’s live commentary and not pre recorded
that’s why techno’s skywars videos will always be the best. they are the only skywars videos that can make me laugh, most skywars youtubers don’t ever attempt humor, and their live commentary is really garbage. I miss techno’s skywars content, he’s growing his channel with the dream smp and making money but I don’t really care about any of that celebrity minecraft stuff, his hypixel pvp content will always be his best stuff imo.
I KNOW RIGHT
yes
Only LOSERS pre record audio
@@joaoclaudiofaustino112 *YES*
He was so good that he literally won skywars while telling us A DIFFERENT STORY. RIP Legend
It is a recording.
@@SODIUM10 He still responds to thing happening in the game tho?
@@Ylug_20 Can't you respond to what you did on a recording? Isn't it possible?
@@SODIUM10 My bad yo
Don’t think he recorded anything, he was just very skilled at the game and can play well without having to concentrate much
People here in 2024 👇
"Wait I won?" **realization settles in** "O, that's nice"
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“My dignity will not allow a B+” *asian 100*
If he was it would be A
@DEATH LYFE *A+*
True, so true
No, *Asian 89.5*
A+++++++++++
The fact that I’m still getting recommended Techno makes me unbelievably happy.
RIP Techno . I miss him. He didnt upload very often but when he did the videos were legendry.
We all miss him he was a great youtuber i wished he didnt die but eventually u need to let go of you loved ones
I miss his comedy as well
That college class must be super lucky to see both of his elbows
Denn you can see his face on cooking with technoblade
@@MrPiggy-kl6xz his elbows is more precious than his face
ฅ'ω'ฅ well you are right
yeah damn
Ye lol
Imagine, those college students got a free face reveal from TECHNOBLADE
i’m glad nobody leaked it lol
he already did face reveal bro
@@ogluglugluglug1305 no we pretend his face reveal doesn’t exist
shure
@@ogluglugluglug1305 it’s because he doesnt like it, so we’re just gonna pretend he never did it
"These are college students, they dont wanna watch some dude playin minecraft" Me sitting in my dorm in between classes watching some dude play minecraft:
Is anyone else just watching this old videos?
I just miss him bro...
Ya
Yep
I really like the idea that some girl from his college class is watching James Charles play on Minecraft Monday and they see James scream that techno is coming and they just think to themselves “wasn’t that the one really weird guy with the hot gorgeous elbows from my English class”
HAHAHAHAHHA
Oml XD
This is a high tier comment
Maby
That is a possibility
Technoblade: 9pm is a good time to start doing assignments me watching this at 8:30pm: *he knows*
HE KNOWS
@@ilovesluttymen HE DOES
@@Gogetaa *_He does_*
E
A
Rest in peace, king. Fly high
Found this in my recommended now im sad
Same😢
Fr tho
Tommyinnit when techno made this video *”WRITE THAT DOWN”* Rest In Peace Techno
sir you miss spelled that its actually spelled write :D
KAYLAN GOD neeeerd
KAYLAN GOD made*
Lol
·demon_skies· You are supposed to capitalize the first word of a sentence :D
“Twitter could just start yeeting world leaders” Well that aged interestingly
Yup :)
I knew there would be someone referencing Trump getting yeeted
unironically my socialist ass loves twitter yeeting trump, even though im a free speech extremist, cuz now republicans wanna nationalize social media.
Was about to say that
still dont understand why people have to shove republicans vs democrats down everybodies throat in a youtube comment section with people like me from Australia on the same website. I'm not saying the comments above me are doing that but I already know this comments replies are gonna become a debate
POV: the professor sees this and fixes the grade to a 200%
no, no am not crying, its just raining inside the house...
Techno's voice is so soothing. He could do a podcast.
I honestly wouldn't mind listening to him read a book lol
Ikr
*Should
he would post s new episode once a year
Pogcast
Techno’s class: Hmm these are kinda good videos Techno: *FREE SUBS*
STONKS
*WE WIN THESE*
vampire mask
Ocean Man
You got stonked
I just watched this now. I’m literally crying right now. He’s gone now😢😢😢
rip techno… :(
This guy is like a mixture of Corpse and John Mulaney
This is scarily accurate my dude
How can one be so accurate that it’s offensive
Holy shit
@@nickkayfabe6147 Good question ❓
Oh wow. This makes so much sense
"second worst thing to happen to these orphans" - Sun Tzu, Art of War
@StenXa This comment is just violently unfunny.
Duke Wheeless only real legends know this reference
LOL i get it
Whatever you do. Do not reveal your techniques in a KZhead video. You fool, You moron!”
Stfu kid LLLL
So nice to hear his voice again
I wonder if anybody from his class has checked up on his channel from then. Like, "oh hey, that guy that had a youtube channel actually has 15.1 Million subscribers now." and then they find out he died. Rest in peace techno
He's recalling his life story without stuttering WHILE WINNING SKYWARS
mission passed respect ++
He did stutter a few times but he still doesn’t lose respect from me
Respects
VEGANROCKR PLAYZ the stutter was for comedic effect I thought.
The skill needed for that
I love how he's just casually stabbing kids while talking calmly
Out of context sounds so wrong xD
@@tjrex9458 nah fam, he's just stabbing the orphans, usual techno schedule
@@ilovesluttymen yeah I give him some from my basement every Sunday
pretty much sums him up
It's impressive how he can talk out this whole story while fighting, but if I were him I woulden't be so worried since he can literally kill anyone, so I get why its so easy for him.
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Still miss you king.
"You can't be wasting eggs were in a pandemic" -Tecnoblade 2020
Howtobasic: *Sweats nervously*
~ Sun Tzu art of war
*technoblade
@@rainbowmeloons2372 *Technoblade
We're*
Classmate: *"We should watch one of his videos"* Teacher: *"Yeah sure"* Techno: *"WHAT"*
Time stamp?
Paradox Radox 5:06
@kenndy whipple
666 likes ;)
We cant even get our teacher to put on music in class lol
Getting recommended Techno videos now is crazy....
R.i.p.❤
I know A- is better than a B+ but why does B+ sound so much better.
Cuz of the plus
Bees
it has a POSITIVE impact on your ego.
Honestly, I feel the same
"+" is better than "-" and "B" having a stronger sound than "A" probably has something to do with it.
Normal fans: HE HASNT UPLOADED IN 2 DAYS HE DIED DISNSJJSNENSKNA Technoblade fans: oh it’s he posted after 2 months that’s better than last time nice work
Copied comment
eddsworld fans:... that is normal ;-;... *cries in edds gone*
@@The83MoonsOfSaturn why did you remembered me of my sadness
Ju Galaxy oop sorry-
FandomTrapped i searched him up and he uploaded 4 weeks ago
Didn’t watch any of technos vids till now I now realize he is so cool I wish I watched him sooner
Thank you Technoblade. For changing our lives for the better, even though yours wasn't long enough.
Strongly agree
yeah I miss him so much :(
true true
:)yep :(
9:03 "But the problem is-" "... This guy's B-Hopping." That transition from story-telling to in-game commentary was on point
I do that a lot too lol
He's too good
I was looking at the comments and as soon as I read this that exact part played
His 'bruh' got so low
"My professor, he's supposed to protect me he's supposed to- WHERE DID THIS MAN COME FROM"
Skeppy: screaming in all his vids Techno: chill, humble
lmao
lmao
Lmao
lmao
Lmao
5:44 oh my god what am i gonna show these guys. Its a bunch of college students yknow. Its a bunch of college students, they don't wanna watch some guy run around and play Minecraft Me, a college student watching some guy run around and play Minecraft:
i miss you technoblade you didnt deserve to die so young
Kinda true.
@@Katter_. “kinda”? what does that mean
Technoblade: “sir please calm down” *His rapid mouse clicks in the background*
Time stamp?
@@tarakosa6466 4:17
Students: Hey isn’t that the person who dropped out? Teacher: He makes more money than me.
lol
That was deep.
That’s sad
Than*
Biggie E sorry, i corrected it.
Technoblade never dies
he never dies
He died
Watching this two years later I still miss him
"T E C H N O P L A A A A A A N E" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
Loooool
我觉得对
Haha plane go brrrrrrrrrrrr
Haha plane go 關於攻擊 *boom *
Technoblade: "Summer of 2019 was a pretty insane time man" Summer of 2020: "HAHAHAHA"
What about the summer of 69
what's crazy about it
@@trunestor bruh
Wow a 2020 joke how original
@@doggeenayterwhy u so aggresive i was trying to make a funny comment jeez?
He says he casually mentioned his KZhead channel and I envision his casually banging on a bell screaming monotonally "subscribe to technoblade" and that is precisely how he passed that grade
1:46 I should've known this whole time --- Techno was not just a menace, and not even just a villain. He's been a JOJO VILLAIN the WHOLE TIME
i figured since techno is talking so calmly and killing kids, they must be orphans
Fr lmao
I love how he’s not recording the gameplay prior and he’s just straight up winning matches while telling a story
Multitasking
He had done that since he start his Solo Skywars series *facepalm*
@@zForce4 Oh, I didn’t know that because I never watched his solo skywars series
Dave I’m sorry
People telling stories while playing games is actually entertaining, you get bored listening to the story? watch the game play
Rip techno blade
Is techno even alive at this point he hasn't even upload for like 84 years
we must get use to this
It’s the Potatoes
those potatoes cost time
he's preparing the potato war final i guess
Aspect0007 He is alive . He appeared in one of fundy’s vids
“One of them actually subscribed” That’s hilarious
Some*
R.I.P techoblade
Watching technobblades old videos after 3 years
Unsubbing he didn’t kill the entire class with a stick
No one like this comment , it has 69 likes
Y
@@xem_ity it's too late
@@itsmidnight8337 we can get it to 420 BELIEVE
@@Tmandbzgamer too late
"Whatever you do, Guard not only your heart but also your KZhead channel" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
"--and your potato farms."
And your island
@@flamius1063 "--and get BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
- “and your skyblock potato farm secrets”
Ha lol
2:30 ish this man PREDICTED THE FUTURE beyond the grave, actual mega brain
Miss ya Techno
Whats scarier technos professor finding his youtube or him posting twice in a week.
Blockay dont forget he also streamed
Blockay just imagine one of your students making more money than you by playing Minecraft.
@@TommyTom21 according to socialblade, he makes 69.1K - 1.1M$ per year
Talentless GD well Techno did make a joke about how horrible and inaccurate the social blade estimated money is soooo :P
Zico Ngyuen Thats what happens when you choose to be a teacher
„i dropped out of collage for this” -tecnoblade The art of potato war
Nah nah the art of war potato edition
Your spelling and grammar are as bad as the smell of an old dumpster filled with dirty diapers.
@@eggzed5499 ok, and?
-sun tzu The art of war
@@eggzed5499 No one asked for ur insults it is not that bad. They will improve idiot
Rest in peace techno
Rest in peace👼
Dream stans fail to see the irony that by insulting the rival youtuber that is a good friend of the youtuber they support, they are actually dragging down the image of both youtubers and themselves at the same time. It's just idiotic. Edit: this comment is irrelevent now, dont start another dogfight in this thread.
YES
Yes
And they aren't even comparable
yeah like dream is good techno is good illumina is good they can all be the best
@@BobBob-pj3qo funny thing is, the fanbase thinks their respective ytber is the best in mc, when the real best mc player probably dont even do youtube, making the whole rant irrelevent.
"YOU'RE APPROACHING ME?! YOU'RE ARROACH---- oh wait i won!"
**Warriors who lost a war** Them: O_O
Techno watches jojo????
@@AdrielDreamurr Who dosen't?
I recognize those balloons
@@unseen6940 Yeah you're right
I miss you, King. 👑
Damn, I just got this as a recommendation. Good old days.
Technoblade trying to explain to his teacher that he doesn't actually kills orphans
Lol yes
LMFAOOO
The orphan in the corner of the classroom exudes a large amount of fear
lmao
Techno, BUT I CAN! Teacher was shot by Technoblade using *[ Orphan Obliterator ]*
Technoblade: "College students don't want to watch me running around and playing minecraft." Me, a college student:
Sanjay Chakrabarty same xD
Whaat
minecraft earth type beat
@@cubbs6495 lol nice
Pretty much
TECHNOPLANEEEEE
Rest In Peace a legend. We will miss you. ❤🕊
Techno never dies
Tehcnoblade: “my sister blastin my vide-“ Tommy: *another for my streak*
O h n o
another for t h e *c o l l e c t i o n*
TECHNOSIS POGGGGGGGG
A fine addition to my collection
isnt she like 11?
This is the man that has ADHD This is the man that beat minecraft with a steering wheel This is the man that got 1400 winstreak on skywars This is the man that won 4 Minecraft Championships This is the man that won 100,000$ duel with dream This is the man that farmed over 800 milion potatoes This is THE BLADE
Wait what Minecraft Championships did he win? I thought he had only won 2?
@@fatimalopez1656 He won 4 minecraft mondays
@@El-mi7dy ohhhh
to be honest he kinda wouldve won more if the event organizers didnt team him with casuals, they know the power that Techno posses, we win these.
This is the man who has no life
I can’t believe it’s almost been a year and your still getting recommend to me
Long live the king, RIP technobladeeeee
"You need not fear the result of a hundred controversies as long as your college does not discover your KZhead channel" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War Edit: Mad props to Sparky Lover for responding to this... If it wasn't for them I wouldn't have found this comments after months and realised I messed up
Art*
y e s
@Shawn "Whatever you do, don't reveal all of your secrets in a youtube video, you fool, you moron" -Sun Tzu
Art*
I see you have passed the potato War arc
“Life is a pyramid, just fall off”
- Sun Tzu, lmaoo
@TrueProgression *demented screaming*
Already have-
Oh buddy I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of u ☺☺
Didn't he say, "Life isn't fair man"
Rip you are such a legend
Technoblad Never Dies
Therapist: “skywars players aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.” Technoblade: “You’re right, they can’t hurt me.”
Ginghuraal The Nonrank Therapist: “no you don’t get it they don’t have brains, they aren’t real” Technoblade: “Yeah, they don’t have brains, they’re stupid”
Nathan Mendiola try ranked skywars... only reason techno wins so much is because he plays unranked
@@bloo6639 not true
oof
Wait skyward players aren’t real!! Who have I been playing with all this time?
This guy is literally telling college stories while casually kicking the shit out of everyone he meets in skywars. I wish I was this confident in my abilities.
That comes from years of practice lol
while in his first video he explains how he can't talk while playing because he needs to concentrate-
I think the audio is different and he just put it over Edit: nvm
same but the problem is i have no abilities
That's part of the problem, taking everything too seriously makes it harder to perform well you just have to vibe
from 500k subs to 16 mil, We miss you😭
“So tomorrow twitter could be like, you know these democratically elected leaders, lets just yeet them off of our platform” that kinda caught me off guard tbh
techno predicting the future of america lol
Hes a prophet
Visionary
Yah pretty much
Scary accuracy
tommy after seeing this: “I TALKED TO TECHNOBLADE’S SISTER?!?!”
@@orbstars She was 5 in 2013, so she's like 12-13 now
Drista and Techo's sister collab?
@@GamerBoy-cp4ck what about Tubbo’s sister too? Lol
ᴘᴇᴛᴜʟᴀɴᴄᴇ a collab with Tommy speaking to all of them would be funny
@@othelyn a hah- Timmy, my favourite KZheadr 😂😂
Dang, them elbows tho
We miss you Alex we all miss you
“They don’t wanna watch some guy run around playing Minecraft, they’re college students” Be me, college student currently watching some guy run around playing Minecraft (with added commentary)
Lol
A college student watching another college student play Minecraft and have his channel exposed to his college peers and is anxious about what his college buddies will say
I was a college student. Then some guy in china got sick.
What if a college student is watching a video of a college student commenting about a college student that said that his a friend of a college student that has a youtube channel of 1.7million suscribers?
greentext bois?