THE DUEL (MRBEAST VID): • $100,000 Dream vs Tech...
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Techno: *ADHD Activates* Mr. Beast: He's asserting dominance
v78designer *D O M I N A N C E*
Asserting domestic? Oh yeah I’m up at 7am and I don’t have sleep schedule. Waking up at 5pm has never felt better.
@@olteal1452 shhhh, my mind has melted too, dont worrry bout it
Owo im your 1,000 like
1 thousanth like
MrBeast: “Techno sounds really depressed” Dream: “Don’t worry, that’s just how he is”
Lolololol
Time stamp?
is this a real quote
@@Poppyl0l it was in dreams video on dream xd
@@keely8645 it was in dreams video on dream xd
techno: “y’all better click on this endscreen” the endscreen: “so long nerds” me: please no, not again
Even in Death, he's still trolling.
Now it's an elbow reveal.
@@helizteil2625 Yay!! i still miss him, i learned more from this then 1 year of school
All apart of his masta plann
for me its elbow reveal
"I want my opponent to make two mistakes: his second one was letting me get a bunch of these axe crits for free, of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place." - Technoblade (The quote is probably not word for word) I loved his humor. He was amazing. Rest in peace
agree R.I.P. king I would give up my life for his.
no let him rest in power because he deserves it. r.i.p he inspired generations.
Ill miss him 😢 💕💓💖🐷🐷🌷🐖
@@TestilyMC me too 😢😢 but at least we got the memories
R.I.P
Obi-Wan: "It's over Technoblade, I have the high ground!" Technoblade: "You underestimate the pythagorean theorem!"
MrGamePlayer1000CHNL what a NERDDD
@@austingibson4996 WHATT A NERD
@@austingibson4996 i dont think u get the joke
uhhhh r/Woooosh?
Alex I was talking about Techno dude
"If you wish to defeat Floridian green man, use Pythagorean theorem and run around pillar" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
And punch a tree
@topcommentgod
Mathematicians will be triggered for spelling Pythagoras’ theorem wrongly
Ill never skip school again, i promise, ill even learn ancient china history
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years sour grape looking pereon
Coming back about around 2 and a half years later to re-watch his videos, I realized he won this duel without knowing: -You can't crit while sprinting -Would've 10-0'd dream if he had just used his steering wheel -His strategies were flawless -Forgetting about his "most intense duel" for about 10 seconds because of stripped wood blocks -And never got to tell us how he got the crafting table. But I think he knows that the entire minecraft community respects him and will miss him, goodbye king.
Fax
o7
I just looked it up: You can crit while sprinting?
@@apig that's 1.8 feature, even technoblade adressed that in his past livestreams that they removed it like a decade ago...
@@Tekunno OK, so if he adressed it in his past livestreams then doesn't that mean he did know that?
1:41 *turns into a maths teacher* 7:46 *turns into a history teacher*
Fr
Yeaa😂
A man who knew it all and as he said "Stay in school kids"
Pythagorean Theorem's true purpose
Dream: gives himself a peptalk. Technoblade: adhd, Pythagorean triangle and ancient China.
I think the mix of those two topics can be summed up with just 'ADHD'
Yes
I swear dream has it as well
you forgot crafting table
@@v0id_d3m0n he does
MrBeast: He's carving wood, he's trolling Techno: ADHD
the video: constant screaming tecno: stays cool
Techno you won!!! You had the better gaming chair
Wth 1.3K likes 2 comments (not including this)
@@vfxcyclone 1.5k**
@@vfxcyclone in 4 minutes
We miss you. R.I.P Technoblade
We do😢😢
I didn't understand this until recently, but I get Techno's history reference now- after hyperfixating on the Qin dynasty for about a month, that is. The king of the Qin state, Ying Zheng (the guy who ran around a pillar) later went on to conquer the Seven Warring States and become the First Sovereign Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang. Techno, of course, went on to conquer Minecraft KZhead, becoming the King of Minecraft and an Internet LEGEND. And not only did he win this duel, but he also forever won my respect and admiration for his humor, heart, and historical knowledge. I miss knowing that I'll never see a notification from his channel, that I'll never get to chant TECHNOBLADE UPLOADED! to anyone who would listen, that I'd never hear another one of his endlessly witty quips. Watching his videos and hearing his voice again makes me laugh and cry at the same time, thinking about the joy and laughter of what was, the sad reality of what is, and the emptiness and missed opportunities of what will never be. But even though he is no longer with us, he lives on- through every single one of his uploads, the art and lore created by millions of fans around the world, and the people he inspired by his courage to persevere through adversity. Because.... Technoblade never dies.
His content will now age like wine cuz no matter how many times I rewatch his videos, no matter how many time I hear him make the same joke, no matter what I'd still laugh. Some guy on said to me "be happy that it happened" and he's right im happy every time I click on his videos :)
Technoblade: Stay in school kids! Also Technoblade: Welcome back to another episode of skywars, so today i dropped out of college.
Technoblade: Stay in school Kids! Also Technoblade: Gets 100k for playing 30 min of minecraft.
Hahahhaha funny
Ok cool
To be fair, you master the art of the triangle in high school and that's really all you need in life.
(Talk's about Pythagoras) Now i know why I'm bad at PVP
Techno is santa confirmed 1: he wears red and white 2: he repeats the phrase “ho ho ho” when he feels accomplished/happy 3: *ever wonder why orphanages never get presents in movies?*
You have a point
@@evoction9049 he has 3 points
They never get presents because he is busy playing mc
@@Vanvz or forgot to sign up
Have you seen technos christmas spirit video? He is santa
For those wondering, the crafting table was actually a glitch where you could easily combo another player and thats why Dream said in chat "WHAT". Rest in Peace King
You have revealed our secret. The elders will decide your faith
You fool! You know not the forbidden words you spread 😱
you messed up the forbidden secrets of minecraft elders...This could be a netflix series..
Two of the Minecraft legends in their prime, facing off for a ridiculously large sum of money. What a moment. Rest in peace, Techno✊
@@Visquint techno is the best. Rest in peace.
@@Dtos1 I don't care whos the best. BUT EYYYY HE WON WITH THE POWER OF PYTHAGORAS AND ANCIENT CHINAAAA SUCK IT DREAM.... Damn I miss him
not in their prime
You don’t know how badly I miss this period of my life now. Even tho it was during lockdown which was bad within itself
Techno: this is the most stressful thing I’ve ever done Also techno: farmed potatoes for 18 hours a day for a year
@@user-cg2hb3ye9v Techno was worrying about his lead over squid so yes
I don't think you know what stressful means.
@@Safouan0 I'm not sure if you have watched the potato war
@@randomdumbass7231 I did. Doing something easy for long periods of time with no immediate repercussions for like, missing 1 potato, is not stressful.
@SirPandaFluff i think you mean 9 months, more or less
"His second mistake was letting me get so many axe crits, as we know his first mistake was challenging me."
Timestamp
@@Jetstream_Sam784 5:03
@@Jetstream_Sam784 ສສາທຝຝຍນີ
Best quote ever
YO LETS GOO I GOT THE 1,000th LIKE!
5:07 "His first mistake ofcourse challenging me"-Technoblade 💀🔪🗿
0:58 “If I lose in my own game mode, I’ll be super stress. Too bad for him, I’m always stressed” Technoblade
"One day a pig will beat a mutant teletubby in a lego simulator." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Foreshadowing
Damn sun tzu really do making these weird quotes
@@arkalt4066 foreshadowing this fight
I can’t wait for them to fight
@@arkalt4066 Techno stabbing dipsy
love the fact that his voice over matches his character’s movements when he says “oh right, $100,000.” LIKE LMFAO
Wdym? Timestamp
@@Turki.alshayea 4:33
This was during a legitimate fight too. He had to move his character to remind himself
haha lol! lmfao!!! so funny!@ lol!÷@
@@cure5626 You wish you could be this funny
we will never know why he got the crafting table long live the king.
he had to craft more gapples
OH YEA YR RIGHT
i may be 3 months late but it was probably a deception tactic to intimidate dream
I just realized Technoblade didn’t know how to do grits in 1.16 pvp
Crits* he said it earlier
4:24 I just noted that Dream saw Techno stripping the logs and just,, He stripped some himself as a reaction after being a bit unsure And I can’t honestly put the emotions this gave me into words/pos
Techno: “Stay in school kids.” Also Techno: drops out of college.
Pretty sure he's speaking from experience
That just make sense techno blade doesn't need to stay in college to be good at PVP
he graduated, he just made a rest from college at this time
If his KZhead career didn't take off he would've stayed in college. Luckily it did and it was smart to have a backup plan.
guys it was obviously a joke don't take it seriously
“how’d u win 100k dollars??” “i randomly remembered ancient chinese tactics in the middle of a block man fight”
And did something wirh wood on the grund
😂😂😂😂
cream
@@cream4727 stfu
@@vaderbuild tf he did to you
Did anyone else notice that Techno was playing with more ping than Dream and still won
Ping, FPS and brightness is a crutch~ Technoblade(How to get good at Blitz SG)
He also didnt know that in newer version you cant sprint crits anymore
The fact that this was a 1v1 of the best minecraft players for a battle to the death for all that glory and 100k$ This was just an interruption to techno while he was farming potatoes
“Fortunately I have something Dream doesn’t...” Of all the things I thought he was going to say, *“...comprehensive knowledge of ancient China”* was *not* what I was expecting 😂
tbh after watching his skyblock videos multiple times, I knew it could've only been either a sun tzu quote, or a chinese history reference, or just both combined lol
what next, a Japanese history reference
such nerds
@@lancetheking7524 it's always chinese
You're clearly new around here, welcome
Dream: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND Technoblade: math
Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete
Stonks
@@legoverse1412 impossible , perhaps the archives are complete
@@spacedominator7163 Possibly
@@hubithepyromain6927 i guess
1:51 "stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" techno you would have loved the mace in minecraft, I just know it
i still break down laughing at his comprehensive knowledge of ancient china joke. i’ve been a subscriber to technos channel since below 200k, and he’s inspired me so much. other gaming youtubers just scream at the camera, but technos videos have infinite replay value because of his storytelling and impeccable comedic timing. technoblade never dies 💕👑💕
Techno: *defeats dream physically in mc* Techno calling dream homeless: *defeats dream mentally in mc*
Ues
Yeah 😂 that did had affected dream I saw in technos stream
IT affected dream sooo much thatvhe started bulding a house
@Dope panda
@Dope Panda
See the problem is that Dream was up against two opponents: Techno, and Techno’s ADHD
Joshawn Bandoo bruh stop speaking jeberish plz
@@joshawn8354 It's a blessing and a damned curse. You hyperfocus on anything you're interested in, at the cost of no focus for anything you arent.
Joshawn Bandoo It’s not that bad if you are able to get medicine, personally I take pills every morning. It doesn’t give you superpowers it just makes certain things way harder than for a normal person.
Elemental_Phoenix you said it way better than my sorry excuse for an attempt at answering
Joshawn Bandoo I have adhd and I can confirm this is true
i love that he would say, "i forgot to take my ADHD medicine today."
2:28 that forbidden knowledge went away along with him ☹️☹️
Techno: *tries to raise shield but shears the ground instead* His ADHD: "Ooooo, what's this?"
Reminds me of that one time I stripped every log in forest when I discovered that feature XD
OwO*
@@lexwhy554 xD
OwO what's this?
What is ADHD?
Dream fans: Dream will use the terrain to his advantage! Techno: Pillars
techno: Ha triangles
Damit ancient Greek dude
The fact that you have an anakin profile picture makes this funny
@@melenad6383 you know the Greek dude that made the triangle thing i remember his name is pythagos or something i could be wrong
@@suwusybaka4063 It was actually discovered around 800-400 B.C. and was introduced into mathematics by Thales of Miletus and his student Anaximander.
I miss this man so much
Ngl this was the only time I paid attention to someone talking about math
Dream: *has 1 million iq* Techno: *_has ancient Chinese methods_*
dream: i have high iq techno: i think i do too, but i don't know man im not smart *ba dum tssss*
Techno i figured would win, but on any unconventional (besides kidnapping orphans) like a manhunt, dream would win.
As long as it's not Corona we're all good with Chinese methods
@@seanlowrance9497 Doubt.
to clear things up, i meant that on like a manhunt, or some other obscure minigame, like skeppys 100 kids in a box series, techno probably wouldn't win, cause its also luck, which dream has alot of.
Dream: sweating intensely Technoblade: Ah yes the Pythagorean theorem
@gnylo No how about no All your vid are awful
ah yes, ancient chinese war tactics
its very important on mc pvp tho
@Gnylo You actually think I will beleive that? Lmao
Sums up dream pretty well
This is the first video of Technoblades I ever watched, every now and then I come back to this video and I never know what to feel, happiness because I found Technoblade, and sadness as Technoblade is no longer with us. I’m glad he was here, as a world that lost Technoblade is far better in my eyes than a world that never had him. Technoblade never dies.
dude same i miss him so much
wise words
The say it with me "Not even close" was soooo iconic rest in peace the blood god
"I clearly didn't take my adhd medicine before this" got me
Not me either so I feel you Techno
Timestamp?
@@nadian848 4:26
i relate sooo much to that lol
ADHD medicine is riddlen
Dream: pep talking himself Techno: i forgot to take my adhd medicine
It's a pep talk in its own way.
To be fair dream has adhd too.
90
@@neonicplays someone help i don't know what this means and it scares me
@@humanz8681 probably an accident i dont recall that
Cant believe it has been 10years since Techno started his channel.... Technoblade never dies!!
I feel like dream and TECHNOBLADE are a really good analogy of die a hero or live long enough to become a villain
never thought this way, it does make sense
Dream: Damn, he has circle strats I can’t beat! Techno: In a flash of inspiration I remembered ancient Chinese history.
well, He IS a symbol of the Chinese zodiac.
Raph.Ex3 and they say Dream has 1000 IQ techno’s IQ is 9001
@@rosenberger137 So its OVER 9000!!! Sorry i had to
Doğan Yavuz Sarp EMÜLTAY no no no hw DaRE u
Lol
Dream: I’ve been training 3 hours a day Techno: I don’t think you know who I am *spends 10 hours farming potatoes in a video game each day*
The dedication we all wished we had
Keeps the likes that 69
Actually he was averaging 11 hours a day.
I thought Techno was also training 3hr/day. That's what Chris said in the video.
J J Didn’t he stated that pushed himself to do 15 hours on most of those days and went straight to sleep?
Even almost 3 years later and I still break down laughing at his jokes. He was the most inspiring KZheadr ever. He helped me through so much shit it’s not even funny.. We all will miss you techno. As long as we watch his content and laugh as his jokes he will forever live on. I hope he is looking down on his community and smiling. Thank you for everything king 👑. Long live the PvP Minecraft King and Heart of KZhead, Mr. Technoblade
Same
Fly High My King 👑
he is currently laughing at all of us nerds because he has ascended to rule over heaven
If Star Wars took place in Minecraft: "It's over Obi Wan, I have the low ground!" Technoblade Never Dies
"Stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" Just imagine how powerful techno would've been if he finished college
@Akash CHAND there's a difference between college and uni?
@Akash CHAND wait, isn't that the same thing?
@@skainzzz_ No they aren't???
i think dream dropped out high school to learn coding
Nope he was english major.. he dint learn anything
"I knew if I used the rod for 45 minutes I would be able to break his armor." I appreciated your way of thinking.
i was trying to find ur comment 3hrs
@@spiritguardianx2491 wdym
Okay so this completely of topic but- -Is that StoryShift Chara as profile picture?
1k now!
The reason Techno is better is that he would actually consider doing that. He has a level of patience and commitment that Dream cannot match. If Techno were the runner in a manhunt, he would just run for thousands of blocks, delaying the fight until eventually he managed to amass a crushing advantage.
"But until the next video, I'll see you guys next time" *Endscreen states you should click on his latest upload* *"so long nerds"*
3 years later and I just realized that this was posted on my birthday
everyone: he's clearly taunting him! techno: haha wood nakked
He clearly likes it!
@@De4dPoolF4n hahaha yeah it was just ADHD lol.
I just realised he forgot about the duel I just thought he was doing it 2 intimate dream 🤣🤣🤣
Weston fox nobody got the reference, but I did
Tonpa your power is equal to techno's.
Technoblade: strips log Technoblade: ADHD kicks in Mrbeast: he's stripping the logs he must be using psychological warfare
Lul
lmao
Lmfao
I see
Yes | ||||| this psychological warfare
Lol I still die laughing when he says that:stay in school kids it makes you better at PvP.
I like how 3:10 the replay line is a little spiked cuz there is a discord noise so ppl had to know if it would repeat again (like me)
What I learned: *when in battle, mess with the floor to assert dominance.*
And place crafting table
Those were really advanced tactics that techno preformed
Bro wym that’s so hard bro I can’t right click idk how I’m gonna learn it lol
And stay in school
Yes
Techno: don't harass dream Techno viewers: of course not, our favorite target is right here
Underated comment
I don't get why he said that, we don't even care about hurting dream
AbuSlayer 17 ikr all we wanna do is bully Techno for not 10-0 Dream
@@daniblah400 technically he couldve only 6-0 dream coz it was first to 6
that is actually so true
It’s stupid that after 2 years of education at high school after this video I finally understand his analysis of the hypotenuse near the start
bruh 2 years??
"stay in school kids it makes you better in pvp" - Techno, the art of carrots
MrBeast: look he is carving the wood he is trolling Techno: ADHD
R
R
R..?!!!
R
R
techno: beats dream by using ancient china war lessons squid kid: here it is, another one
Sun Tzu: “I don’t actually remember writing techno blade never dies but eh, I’ll just leave it like that”
Lmao 😂
666 likes
Another one bites the dust
,.,.
im just tryna watch this video and all the comments are "rip he never dies"
1:45 nah bro pulled out th math I'm done 💀
Dream training: playing duels with good players Techno training: studying the history of king Zheng
Gnylo shut the f up
Gnylo jeez get out of the comments you swine
@Gnylo kid shutup you literally just comment random people that comment on your thing, no one cares about your lies
@@twistduck I'm pretty sure this guys a bot and he prob has bottled subs
Was it Zain or Zheng? I'm sure it was Zang because Zain does not sound like an ancient Chinese king.
“It’s over Dream, I have the low ground”
What's wrong with this world if only Anakin were technoblade, then he wouldn’t kill just the younglings, but the orphans too.
Lmao star wars reference
That made me laugh lol!
@Jaysen Lim you UNDERestimated my power
YOUN UNDER ESTIMATE MY RUNNING AWAY TACTICS
Its been 3 years and I rewatch this video but realize he's gone
*"WE WIN THESE"* -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_
Why can I hear this
@@reymielnadela817 lol
Wait, 3 minutes ago I'm the 100th like, NOW IT'S 227 WTF
♥️TECHNO SUPPORT ♥️
*I dropped out of college for this* -Nerd
During pvp: Dream: focusing on techno Techno: oooh shearing ground is cool
Thats because he Got distracted since he Clearly didn’t take his ADHD meds *sighs* ohh Techno
and techno proceeds to win
Your at 999 likes should I do it?
Keep at 999
@@meenamathew8248 and the fact that techno doesn't even know how to crit and still won
Rip 🪦 techno u will always be with us 🕊️
I'm shocked that it's been 2yrs. I miss him and sometimes it hurts watching his old videos but you have to keep the memory alive
“Find a tree Punch it to collect wood” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
*sun tsu
BlackJ I’m pretty sure it’s Tzu
@@LucasWills it Tzu you're right
Punch mister beastget 100,000,000$ Sun tzu. The art of war
@@bjay8295 it's 孙子 Rekt
"Mutated teletubbi with smiley face mask tries to stab ADHD farmer pig with burger king crown for 100,000 dollars"
😭😭
This is so amazing, if these dumb unoriginal sun tzu meme comments get more, that’s just sad
bruuUUuuUuhhh
I want to give you a like but for me you have 69 likes...
and with eyes for nipples
This was the first Technoblade video I ever saw, I was instantly hooked, I immediately watched 90% of his content and tuned into every stream after, he was my favourite KZheadr after video one. Rest in Paradise King, Technoblade Never Dies.
I was smiling until 9:45 😥
i came for the analysis, stayed for the most underrated dry humor i'v ever heard
“Now the first thing I need to do is find a tree and punch it to collect wood
Bro me too
"But his first was challenging me" lool
Well its technoblade what did u expect
@@plewkid6750 I CANT---
The pig can dream, but the dream cannot pig.
Lol.
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Truuuuueee
hol'up
techno should quote this when he wins the other tournements
Techno's mix of being extremely well read but also absolute meme lord made him so fun to watch
1:45 is the reason I endured college.
Wait didn't anyone notice this is Technoblade's third UPLOAD OF THE MONTH this is a miracle!
I think that after the potato war he said he would upload more to get 3M suscribers by the end of the year
Its a miracle
ikr
the other 2 were stream highlights tho
Christmas Miracle
It looks like Technoblade thinking about those 12 pizzas he can buy made him win
Understandable
Who needs pizzas? We only need lasanga
@navyaxD it's ok. i'll bet it's just a decoy to throw people off
navyaxD he didn’t reveal the crafting table strat 😔
U stole PewDiePew's Melon
Bro really won this while having less time to train because of the potato war and not knowing the crit tech had been updated well before the fight. Techno was an absolute legend. RIP
I come back here ever time I feel like crying, I’ve came back here 28 times, in the past 10 months
MrBeast: “OH TECHNOS INTIMIDATING DREAM BY STRIPPING THE FLOOR” Techno: “all I know is that I clearly didn’t take my ADHD meds this morning”
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distracted in the middle of a fight wins anyway
Mood
@Squidsify they both do. Did you even watch this video? Techno literally said he had ADHD?
@Squidsify Lmao he does
Techno: This is the most stressful thing I've ever done in my life Also Techno: **completely forgets he's in a pvp for 100k and starts chopping wood**
he has adhd so u cant really blame him xd
It's a Sun Tzu tactic. Stripping the bark allowed the remaining bits of bark to provide more traction so techno could hold a more solid stance when in battle.
MiggyDiablo what does adhd have to do with chopping wood?
@@krrys_ Traction* maybe? 11:55:05 PM 8/29/2020
Blood for the blood god
rewatching his old videos I love how his reaction to winning was so monotone until everyone joined his call
I love going back and looking at these videos his voice just calms me
Dream stans: technoblade is bad dream should have won Technoblade stans: technoblade sucks he didn't even win every round
yes
He didnt even use the steering wheel smh
@@eslin2845 he's a noob 😔👊
@@eslin2845 he did
Wait he only won 6 times? T R A S H
dream: "it's over Technoblade, I have the high ground" techno: "you underestimate the Pythagorean theorem"
sadly for you dream, the official minecraft combat book's tip for fighting spiders will not work on technoblade.
dont try it
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@@benjaminsenora6449 yeah the same comment is right below this one
But this time dream was darth mail and technoblade was kenobi
this video actually turned me into a different fighter in 1.8 and 1.9. when i watched this 2 years ago. Great tips! Rest in peace legend
Yeh
His words, his charm, his jokes, his all stays in our heart. The legend never dies. RIP Technoblade.
"Stay in School kids..." - Technoblade, The Art of Hypocrisy
lmao
lmao
stfu
@@boat1909 why so aggressive?
@Boat Jeez calm down kid
Dream's strat: Axe Crit, Use the Shield effectively, Beat Techno at his own version. Techno's Strat: Place a crafting table, Find a tree to obtain wood, Shed the wood, become a communist, use Chinese war tactics.
lol
Agree
And that's why Techno won
Truly a mastermind
Does anyone know what client they were using?
it is just mind blowing to me that something like this would have been made possible. Thank you TechnoBlade, I'll never forget this.
everybody then : DREAM DREAM!!! (Technoblade brings out Pythagorean theorem) everybody now : TECHNOBLADE TECHNOBLADE!!
*Everyone’s POV:* OMG THIS IS THE MOST INTENSE MINECRAFT BATTLE I’VE EVER SEEN! *Technoblade’s POV:* hehehe wood go chop chop
Gotta show that dominance you know?
*we win these*
He said that he was actually really scared
BAHAHAHAHAHA
1000 like Pog