witnessing a murder yep, this one's going in my cringe compilation
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those fools. they don't stand a chance
wait ur teaming with jschlatt? gg everyone else
Indeed
Woah you guys will team?
no backstab pls i would like my hero to be able to eat
Keemstar: “you stream?” Technoblade: *sweats nervously*
and now he gets half a million viewers per stream
*YES. YES I DO...!*
@@james7083 nah like 3M in total at this point, he got 300k concurrent last stream
If techno can scare the old generation of masters then you know he’s a monster, he literally got banned from a minecraft Monday because he was too good
@@symlees3357 *looks at his 800k viewer stream" "man. and he hasnt changed at all."
When techno joins they be like: pfff a newbie 1 week later: RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE
Funny, you predicted the future.
Meowing Oswoof no he commented this 6 months ago mm was 10ish months
The combat followed him
Little did they know he plays blitz
Oh yeah yeah Sub2pewds my bad, sorry! :)
Technoblade: "3,000 viewers maybeeeee." Technoblade a year and a half later: "700,000 viewers meh."
900,000
*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*
@@arpita1shrivas ITS TECHNOPLANE
Techno: "In front of 73k viewers, never seen this many viewers in my life" Techno's stream today: half a million viewers Me:
a millionaire
I dont want to comment cuz it would ruin the likes number 69
Emoji flex
@@gamingjedi52 that's my job as a millionaire 😌
@@adelefurness4021 yessir
Technoblade just showed his elbows to keemstar and got in
No way. Keems eyes whould have melted at the sight of such magnificence. I think he only showed one elbow
lol
ImSuchANerd ur right
😂😂😂
Correct
Techno: "I can't process numbers that big" Me: *thinks about potato war and all the numbers he talked about
Lmao
his brain has grown sense this video
@@clappingslapper6349 and your since sense hasn't edit: How come people don't have the ability to comprehend the sarcasm in this joke? Voices, step up your game! We are superior to any other chat, and we cannot have ourselves distinctly known as "joke missers." What type of abomination do you think I am? We are a collective conscience and I'm not having that shit be ruined. Take a damn joke.
*character development*
Ok
It’s ironic hearing Techno talk about all the larger content creators in the beginning, when he ended up being the most successful of any of them. I can’t say I’ll be watching much minecraft youtube now that he’s gone - he was the only one who consistently made me laugh.
facts bruh
I’ve never even thought about that tbh he really did become the biggest out of them all
he still has at least 500 blitz survival games videos you could watch
@@NosamTheWise pewdiepie?
@@soofeesh I forgot Pewdiepie was a part of it when I wrote this comment ngl lol
Techno getting ghosted in the groupchat is what created the monster that they all fear now, it's their fault
1:57 this Clip is crazy ong
Everyone out there trying to run away from techno. Techno: "I have social anxiety."
@@anitaremenarova6662 You can't be anxious in social situations if there is no one to be anxious around.
@@castafiorept7309 Correction: you cant have social anxiety if everyone dead
@@circledash9813 That's basically what I meant, but yeah.
@@circledash9813 that's literally their joke... read more books please.
The scariest people are the most silent ones
“The thing is, when you got 50,000 people, a few of them are gonna be serial killers.” -Technoblade
I seriously saw this right as he said it lol
Awesome Toodles SAMEE
I don't feel like he's wrong either.
This made me almost spit out my drink.
@@naturegame8624 statistically he’s not
Imagine this, forcing Techno to socialize led to the formation of Sleepy Bois Inc.
thank you Techno. If it wasn’t for you, Minecraft Monday wouldn’t have been as fun as it was to watch. With everybody being surprised of this pig skin person stabbing everyone. They had to nerf the game so much for you man. We all love you Techno, we will miss you for as long as we live. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
no one asked 👍
@@dashinggentleman.2317 shut up spingle
@@dashinggentleman.2317 true
@@dashinggentleman.2317 dude, why?
@@dashinggentleman.2317 no one cares dickhead
Basically what happened. Keem: We're making an MC event that takes place on Mondays for youtu- Techno: I hear clout.
epic likes
I’m thousandth like
Mīmurōdo Gaming Cool :)
This is the least toxic comment thread I have ever seen. *I love it*
*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*
"Man,Obama is going to be added to the chat and i wont be surprised" Everyone: *Silence* "... ;-;"
He still hasnt recover from that
@@abbey_asmr can u link it?
*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*
Past Technoblade: WOAH 73K VIEWERS! Technoblade now: 854K viewers wtf
Techno stans knew to cancel Carson before techno did
I too have faced the wrath of being completely ghosted in the MM Twitter DMs
Literally no one has liked your comment after 22 mins. How does it feel, Mr Sucks?
HUGE F
You even get ghosted in this comment section
92 likes wow
jacksucksatminecraftmondays
It’s crazy to think how popular techno became because he said “yes” it literally changed his life.
"If you see someone murder, call them a boomer." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
technoblade : I acted casual. Also technoblade(during Minecraft monday) : Sometimes when my moms not home. I go into my backyard bury myself and pretend I'm a carrot.
Lemoon It’s normal
* potato, Lets have some respect
He would eat himself 😖
BOGDAN COCA no my guy that’s a quote from the stream
How does this have 1.6k likes but 5 replies
"If yous see a murder being commited call them a boomer" -Technoblade 2019
ok Boomer
@@MIKEY_IN_LIMELIGHT ok zoomer
Esmarlda Villarreal oof
Esmarlda Villarreal ok millennial
@@Verisity k
Someone: I’m a serial killer Techno: Don’t
"Carson is a chill dude". This has not aged well
Very true
what happened-?
@@denksmitd He admitted to grooming
@@echofairy3162 that's fucked up, thanks
I mean technoblade just didn't wanted to spread toxicity
Techno: I only had like 500k, I was *irrelevant* Tommy: **sweating profusely**
Recheck sub count
@@cryptorial I made this like 3 weeks ago when he had 500k, it's a joke/quote so I'm not gonna change it?
@@YadoBear bruh how the hell did he only have 500000 subs 2 months ago
@@jamesridden1557 Probably because of Mr Beast and Dream talking about him constantly, then the duel between the latter and him. That's how I found him, at least
@@Wish-rm2qs nah man he had like a huge sub boost last year at mc mondays where he literally dominated the games after that he got upto 1 million subs dream wasnt even that big back then
Techno, when he gets attacked: "Could you *please* leave me alone, kind sir? Thank you." JSchlatt, when he gets attacked: *Incomprehensible 2 bytes per second screeching*
they’re both so different yet so amazing
@@smallworldhaker7781 I'm excited
@@hi-nw7qy hi excited wait...
The funny mic
@@hi-nw7qy I'm Absolutely Hyped™
"Carsons a great guy!" -Technoblade 2019 *Flashbacks* "I take it all back." -Technoblade 2021
was looking for a comment like this
Did he say that in a video or something?
@@TheEnderman-fq2im yes
@@TheEnderman-fq2im He said the "Carsons a great guy part".
*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*
When he said the joke I bet everyone was like: who's this techno kid? Probably ass, then boom he wins and half the records are his
“I stab Celebrities for Coins” My gravestone message
Techno blade never dies
@@pieppy6058 this has totally different meaning now. RIP
I cant wait until they Accidentally play bedwars with techno on Minecraft Monday
*STONKS*
Your like count was at 69 I'm sorry I was the one
That moment when gb80 joins and they are teamed
technoblade would just use his steering wheel
@@user-pu2uj8iu5x time and space would just be ripped apart
Techno: my brain doesn’t process big numbers The potato war:
The Him talking about Carson hits differently now
I thought this was background gameplay... he’s able to talk and beat everyone at the same time
Gallimimus Toadeh King I see you're new to this channel
Heck man, hes probably watching tv while doing all this as well lol
X Poison and playing in VR
Pfft that is simply the way of the Techno
He can be doing his English essays while playing and talking
"...bullying James Charles in hypixel duels for an hour.." I need to see this gem. Please upload highlights.
i need this too
plzz
Give me the sauce.
Please.
Or just the whole footage
The funniest thing about the people hating on techno in MCM was Junky and Carson saying shit like "I just googled the creator of minecraft, and it's Technoblade"
It’s crazy how much he grew in 2 years “How many viewers?” “Uhh 2-3k?” Meanwhile October 2020 techno had over 200k watching during the Dream SMP festival
He's getting like 100k viewers consistently during live streams and gets over a million views per video the day it's released. I'm really happy for Techno. I've been subbed since 2017 :)
He hit 320K on the revolution stream
800K!!!
Damn can’t believe his views literally quadrupled in the span of 2 months
@@martapereira6117 DESERVED
_"I didn't have to talk to people, I just had to stab them and that's something I can do"_ -Technoblade 2019
InternetPhilia the quotation marks “ my guy. WE NEED THE QUOTATION MARKS
Just like in real life
696
@@vaultofarms done
@@yarrowplant r/cursedcomments
I remember when Techno had under 500k subs, now he's playing with the big people like Techno
so he plays with himself
@@BloxerPlot yes, that's how good he is
He definitely plays with himself
@@dragonshaven962 no one can defeat him so he just fight with himself
He got his clone from area 51
“carson is a chill person” yeah.....
man.
"If you have 50,000 people few of them are going to be seriel killers"
I miss Techno to this day, I loved these types of video back then
The only good thing keen has done is starting Minecraft Monday and indirectly making techno’s Channel explode
Keem
To be fair Keem did expose some Minecraft Predators as well a few years back. Too bad he let MC Monday be run into the ground from mismanagement.
@@ellabrown4248 his new name is keen
@@mrmeh1454 keenu reaves
@@cyberbyte2168 ah yes now I remember why I hate him, he's that psychopath who can destroy anyone's whole life
Techno: **makes joke** Everyone in the groupchat: **ignores** Techno: *you underestimate my power.* **proceeds to win two Minecraft Mondays in a row and famous people now know who he is**
Not only do they know *they also FEAR him*
Now everyone: *angrily grumbles about losing*
@@aparadox6303 for real-
@@zyberzero4491 oh shoot I did spell it wrong 😂😂 thanks for bringing it to my attention!
he literally just stab people
it's crazy to think he says he gets 2,000 viewers here and two days ago, he peaked at 853,000 viewers and 5 mill subscribers. INSANE and completely deserved. HES FINALLY FAMOUS(and yet still no gf)
Rest In Peace Technoblade you will never be forgotten and your legacy will never be forgotten you have touched and inspired many people TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!
Okay I NEED to see technoblade bully James Charles in hypixel duels
That's good plan and if he wins he gets 10000 muffins
I agree with this statement.
It's my destiny to see it.
1 mil subs with no vids you have legitimately one THOUSAND subscribers more than I do, and you haven’t uploaded a single video I’d say you’re doing pretty well on your goal. :(
Ferbooper Ik feels bad man
"I get ghosted by every leading figure in the industry" Why is technoblade so relatable smh 😔
Like you know every leading figure in and industry I’m just joking .
ikr
Meeminator r/im14andthisisdeep
@@thatboimudkip2302 more like r/im16andthisisironic
Meeminator ok emo boy
This moved me to tears, the story, character development, and the acting, it was gloriously done, BRAVO,BRAVO
So we all watch his old videos now huh RIP legend
next week: how i got banned from Minecraft Monday
agreed
True
Probably
And they won lol
You predicted the future
I want footage of techno blade bullying James Charles in hypixel duels?
I don't know, do you?
Me to
¿
Rip the dream 💔
exactly
I fear the alternate universe where Techno never got invited to Minecraft Monday
it feels weird not having him around anymore. I miss techno alot.
Yeah....It Hurt So Much As A Fan For 5 years it hurt
What if you wanted to win skywars but Techno said *S T R E N G T H*
And no knockback
SchollCrew that was good ngl
what if you wanted a kill in minecraft monday but your target said *P E A R L*
what if you wanted to play skywars but the game said: Technoblade joined the game
Welp, might as well get ready to type ‘gg’ for that pretty useless karma...
"I didn't have to talk to them, I just had to stab them, That's something I can do." Wow. Amazing
Why is this relatable?
@@chesspiece4257 hol up, wait a minute
@@bornmonk4234 shhhh
*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*
15:55 When you’ve got fifty thousand people, a few of them are going to be serial killers. -Technoblade
Techno: 2019 is whack no one could know what’s coming 2020: umm well
Techno: “we had great chemistry” Chris: *throws snowball in his face*
Chris from mr beast right?
@@ramekin5635 yup!
*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*
@@arpita1shrivas shush man
Technoblade must win the next Minecraft Monday because his parents haven’t been giving him food for 3 weeks
Pls
Muffin Doggo hoi doggo fren
.o.
@@egg3913 oh you think you are better fancy weird dog?!
bOrk
“Don’t get toxic over lego videogames” best quote of all time (Edited) “if you see someone committing murder... immediately call them a boomer”
“Uh yeah I can get 2k viewers” The other day he hit 850k PEAK CONCURRENT VIEWERS
youtubers: ghost techno out techno: kills everyone youtubers: o_O
Now they really are ghosts
SgwiggleMon Squiggles lmfao
Deserved lmao
*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*
I just want raw footage of you bullying james charles in hypixel duels
where
Saaaaame.
@@omchar8171 LINK?
Fuke Fuk I was agreeing to wanting the footage, not having seen it. Sorry if that was unclear.
Bro did you see his and PewDiePie's hunger games video, James Charles is a PvP god
Ironic he talks about his "Legacy" ur legacy will always be as the minecraft king the BLADE the blood god.
This is how I learned about Techno for the first time (MM). Since seeing his skywars video's afterwards and destroying everyone I thought was good at minecraft before I knew Techno would be and still is one of the greatest (if not the greatest) of all time. He will be missed and his love for entertaining us while destroying nerds will be why. Thank you Techno!
"Texting people is exhausting" -Technoblade 2019
Well, it's true
I relate to him
Relatable
- The guy who spent nine months farming potatoes in minecraft 12 hours per day
"Chris is a great guy, we had chemistry" *cue spleef
thats what i thought too:))))
techno was like "i get 2k viewers" little did he know that 2 years later he would be getting 500k- 700k [that happend at a stream in dream smp]
I keep coming back to your videos and forget for just a second you have moved on to better things. You were a Golden person and who did so much for so many. Such passion and genuine kindness. The world did not deserve you, but your presence made it a bearable place to be. Thank you Technoblade
"I don't do commentary videos much" *casually slaughters every man in the game during commentary"
Techno's gonna get banned by stealing everyone's presents in grinch simulator in week 6
Mikhail McMorrow Let’s destroy those orphans
Yo og references
@@MakusinMeringue still only the 2nd worst thing in the lives so who cares
THOSE ORPHANS NEVER STOOD A CHANCE
Dude these orphans are gettin' destroyed! Lmao
i always felt techno was special, cause these talks would make me feel he was telling a story only to me, like if i were with him, and he was tlaking only to me. That was very special
It's crazy to think that 20k was really big for techno a year ago, when his latest dsmp stream peaked at over 800k. Gotta love the progression!
"If you see a murder, call them a boomer. actually no, call the police" Noted. I will call the police a boomer
Got it lmao
*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*
Calling people boomers: the best way to introduce jschlatt as your teamate
Pls don't ruin the 69 likes count
*Ruins 69 likes*
@@BigPoppi2 *outro of longbeachgriffy starts playing*
Omg I'm famous
why did it have to be techno out of all the people the universe could've screwed over
8:15 "70,000 viewers? I can't process numbers that large!" This week: 320,000 viewers.
Techno: "I have social anxiety. I don't like texting and stuff Also Techno: *Saying this to a audience of hundreds of thousands*
he can't talk to them in live time, so it doesn't cout
Millions...
@@parthenocissus T h e c h a t
@@kaimarquess1965 but its not verbal responses. I have the same issues he does. Its a lot different talking to lots of people you can physically see, compared to talking to numbers on a screen.
The voices are helping him to overcome his fear
That moment when Keemstar finds Techno’s video called “Proof I don’t autoclick”
Echo Gaming sarcasm
Shadow Cat What is this supposed to implie?
@@Verisity Imply*
Godlyhax thanks
@@Verisity A while ago, he did a short clip called "proof I don't autoclick" where he goes onto a CPS website and gets like 700 clicks through pure skill
7:00 SEE? HE KNEW THE TRUTH, MINECRAFT MONDAY CHANGED TO MINIGAMES EXPLICITLY TO NERF TECHNO! THATS HOW POWERFUL HE WAS!! It’s annoying when people talk about Minecraft Monday being a series of minigames while forgetting that techno was WHY Minecraft Monday became minigames
Its been a year since this came out but I just wanted to say something that I noticed. Techno said that he doesn't have minecraft friends and doesn't know anyone in the community and I was like "what about Ph1lza, Tommy, Wilbur and the others? They're your friends" Then it hit me. The sleepy boi inc and some of the others weren't his friends until later on. His life changed from 2019 to today. He basically has more friends in the minecraft community than he did in 2019 and I'm actually pretty proud of him. He has grown so much and has a ton of amazing friends now. :)
@Hatsumi Nakano I should of mentioned names of past friends since I only mentioned that 'more friends now than in 2020' which is my fault. Sorry about that. [I only started watch techno since nov and very little in the past so please forgive me for not know some information] My comment was just a little statement/observation on how much techno's life has change from 2019 to now. :) [sorry if my comment came out as ignorant or anything like that]
@Hatsumi Nakano oh thank you for the information. [I'm kind of sleep deprived do my mind told me to apologize just in case :) ]
“Put me in coach I got block dreams” -Future five-time MCM champion
*4
@@HannahMMicke ok this was from six months ago no one cares
@@Minecraft_Steve_ *4
@@2sinister4you let’s be real he would’ve dominated week 14 with wisp
@@Minecraft_Steve_ *4 xD and I agree with you
Wow I have massive respect for you, Techno. You went out of your way and definitely out of your comfort zone to join Minecraft Monday’s. That standing alone takes a lot of courage as you are a smaller KZheadr compared to most of the others that are in the tournament. You tried your best and succeeded very much so in conversing amongst the other contestants. I just wanted to say that I really respect your optimistic attitude towards open opportunities, and mischievous thoughts towards achieving clout. -Sincerely, an average fan
He did it for the VIIIEEEEWWWZ jk plz dnt kll me. it’s cool he stepped out of his comfort zone to do this.
@Saigon Marshall, dude I completely agree because getting views was most likely his motivation, but my point was that to get those views he had to step out of his comfort zone. You acknowledged that tho, so you are right
Smip S Yay, we’re both right. And Techno is amazing both in ethic and courage.
@@smips2628 He probably wanted the opportunity to take part in a competition with so many big minecraft youtubers. Who wouldn't want that? Oh, and the free views :P
He did it for pig rank.
"CallmeCarson is a good guy" Bruh. Sad Moment.
15:52 is still hilarious years later
Antvenom: Ugh god Technoblade is so good it makes me mad Techno joins Ant's call Ant: Oh hi! Im not salty at all
It's kinda sad though because techno isn't even trie harding and he just wants people to like him
@@user-lj6vq7bm7u Yeah that's true, it's sad that people hate on him for being good at the game. At the same time, I can understand people's frustration as they feel like no matter how well they do Techno still seems to generally always win and do better than them. It would be interesting if they did one week of the top individual players teaming up, like say Bajancanadian and Technoblade, Vikkstar and Skeppy, etc.
@@user-lj6vq7bm7u try
@@speedepitomised bruh chill they're just joking
@@adorablerepresentativemcfo9892 Yeah most of them are but obviously there is some genuine salt against Techno for him winning all the time. Maybe they don't hate him for being so good but a lot of people definitely get annoyed if he dominates a Minecraft Monday. Honestly I just want the game to be entertaining and it can get a bit stale if Techno wins every week so I like what they are doing to nerf him a bit and make the team's more fair and balanced. It's funny that they have to put him with the worst players just to ensure he doesn't win, Techno's just so damn good at Minecraft it's crazy. Meanwhile I love Minecraft but I'm a complete noob lol 😂
When you started rewatching techno’s videos for the 5th time because his upload schedule is godly Edit 7/3/22: welp
*5th? How pathetic.*
When techno uploads 2 videos a year: "what is this sorcery!?!"
he may never die but he also never uploads
In one of his streams there was a guy who said "ever heard of less is more technoblade??" (He was gathering stacks upon stacks of gold) techno then replied " yea that's how my upload scheadule works
True
Even back then, you can see the seeds of friendship between Ph1lZa and Techno forming.
carson? being cyber bullied off the planet? no that could never happen.
Techno: No he's actually a nice person. He's doing it as a joke!! Everyone: haha technoblade stockholm syndrome go brrr
Ah yes, stalkhome syndrome
Stalkhome
@Sewon BANG pog
*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*
Minecraft Monday was the closest we got to consistent uploads XD
Until now
@@amalkrishnanajay5907 until now
@@bor_d4133 i mean if you saw a year ago he post something in 7 months so ......
Yes we now we get about an upload twice a month.
This is all a straight up bruh moment
I have been watching all his videos for the second-fifth time and I jus can't believe what happened. I am going to really miss him. It is so weird to me because I have been watching him for 5 years now. I wish he was still here :( Techno will never die as long as we remember him :)
Technoblade never dies!!! - May u rest in peace
@@Yert_R6s Physically, yes, but in our hearts he will live forever
Technoblade: *Wins Minecraft Mondays* Literally everyone: "Nah I don't wanna be his teammate" Bruh moment
I will explain what happened in 7:20 for the people confused. 7:23 techno throws a pearl strait up, otherwise he couldn’t make it up on the land anymore. 7:24 to 7:26 he continues to throw a pearl to the bottom of the island to stay alive until the first pearl lands. Then his pearl lands and he won the game.
That moment is the definition of a pro gamer move
Long story short->he throws a pearl on the surface and buys time with more pearls.
All while not pearling too many times to cancel out the good pearl.
Or just Technoblade never dies
GamerTastyVidsStudios hcaker*
I’m here from 2021, & you had over 700,000 viewers on your stream today. cool how much you’ve grown! :)
It hurts to see these videos in my recommended, sleep well king.
Damn techno is now a big youtuber, his skywars video got on trending.
Im so happy for him also he about to reach 1mil
*YE*
Yesssss it's so cool having been subbed and watching for gah idk how long.. Quite a few years, since he was a pretty small youtuber (for some reason YT didn't notice his hot elbows and bump him up a couple million subs) and gah almost at a million it's so cool
Which video
@@youtube.comsucks this one
“they split the top 5 teams” *Skeppy & BBH* : ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU
They split them as well smh
TheWhiteFang they did???? i’m so sad the SkepBoyHalo ship is real
UR MOM yee you better ship them
Ulm Destroyer 101 shut up nobody asked
Ulm Destroyer 101 jesus christ i lost brain cells trying to read that comment. bella thorne is that you?
I always watch these commentary videos as a background for when I do everything from homework to Minecraft because they’re so interesting and I like how they also tell stories.
Techno: “2019 is wack” 2020: “Allow me to introduce myself