Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special
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When I was an adult with kids of my own, the first time I heard my Dad (StepDad) introduce me to a friend of his as "his daughter" my heart melted. He's said it about me for over twenty years but this one time I heard and understood the live he had for my brother and I. Even after divorce from my Mother, Dad was still who I called until I was 36; when he passed, he was my best friend. I was in all levels a Daddy's girl.
This is so sweet. ❤️ Thanks for sharing
Such a heartfelt comment. I feel touched
@@vassilpapadak he was an amazing man. So smart, so loving. My Mother broke his heart when I was 17 they divorced, he always called himself Dad #2 and I reminded him several times a Dad earns his title, we didn't need to be blood, he was Dad to me. I miss him so much, I wish everyday he was still here. I have no connection with my Mother, but Dad I could tell him anything and if I was wrong he would put me in my place. A Dad is someone who teaches you, stays up when you're ill, give punishments when I deserved it, but always said he loved me. When I graduated college he was the one telling me he knew I was intelligent, and to never stop learning. I now know five languages, studying my sixth. When I joined the Army and my brother was a Marine he had a flag pole built in his yard and flew both branches of the military we were in. After my first deployment my Dad said he was so proud of me and that moment I believed him. Such a jewel lost. I love my Daddy, and will till it's my time to see him again.
@@sgtsnafubohica15 You are indeed lucky. I rarely saw my father and when I did, he mostly ignored us kids. I had the greatest mom though.
Amazing comment. Thanks for sharing
I played this for my wife just for the Netflix joke. She literally disappeared right before the joke. I had to pause and wait at a blank screen for her to wander back in.
Same thing... she's rinsing off right now
That's exactly what would happen if I tried to show it to my GF. She can't be on time for anything. If she says shes ready to go somewhere I know it's going to be at least 10 or 15 minutes......
Haven't shown mine yet... Will update. Update Left me waiting to watch this for 27 minutes.
I'm totally guilty of this Netflix disappearance.
lol
I got invited to Andy's birthday party when I was in 4th grade and it was awesome, his family was super nice and I had a great time. The next year he called me and asked if I could come to his birthday party and I had to ask my mom. She said sure but I didn't know his last name and it was before caller ID so I couldn't call to ask his address. When I saw him at Monday at school I could tell he was bummed I didn't come but I didn't know how to explain I didn't know his last name. So Andy if you're reading this, please accept this as my apology 30 years later. Love your jokes, you're awesome.
Awe. Just commenting and liking, hoping others will too. And maybe it'll get pushed up in the algorithm and he'll see it. Good luck
That's the most refreshing and honest thing i read in awhile. Thank you for sharing.
Andy: "That's okay, John, for years I called you John Ballsack. It happens!"
@@dreampsi2 😆 you just made me and my wife LOL at that
Hopefully if there are lots of replies to your comment, Andy Woodhull will be more likely to see it. I bet his birthday parties were fun.
Best stand up I've seen in years! He started off low key and got funnier and funnier without being crude. I'm wiping tears at 3 am. Thanks Andy.
You know those specials that you start laughing hysterically but by the end not so much? Yeah, this wasn't one of those, cracking up to the end.
My favorite part about his comedy is that it wasn’t crude.
@@Booyafam213 yes 🙌 I agree
Try Ismo, he is fun too.
@@Booyafam213 .,.
This guy killed it. Get this guy a Netflix special
He's got an annoying habit of half-laughing every second sentence
@@theoriginalheartstrummer Laughter is contagious, and we are all human.
He can't get a Netflix special. He's actually funny.
@@HaloWolf102 plus he's funny AF
@@theoriginalheartstrummer You are so dead on with that observation. His comedy would be so better if he was dry and deadpan
Woodhull's boat jokes had me closed eye chuckling. He could make a career of talking behind people's back. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.
i think he HAS made a career of talking behind peoples back ;)
Its funnier to tell off people to their faces instead of being a coward
The boat had me ROLLING!!! 😂😂😂
He made "THIRD ON A CALL LIST" funny!!! This guy is way above the norm. We have a genius here. No dead spots.
Who hurt you? I found this guy funny
FACTS.
@@chrisflynn6036 Someone likes porn too much. Hide your kids. Funny enough for you?
@@jessicapurle2927you didn’t read the comment correctly?
I love how clean your jokes are...and how realistic...🤣🤣🤣
ikr🤣
Especially then one about who he would rather save in a fire - his stepchild or his real child.
Yeah, Drybar beats comedy central. I like the one where they both watch a video tape of their daughter playing soccer. He says, "Everyone is chasing the ball at the same time!". Man, that just cracks me up
Real is always best... These jokes that the new generation tell are not funny at all..That because there a lie from your child hood imagination that came from a dream and worst of all the lie doesnt even make sence.
Especially the shower/rinsing off joke! L😂L HaHaHa 😂 😂 😂 Get It haha
Dad jokes personified. This dude is way better than the polite claps he gets.
+ Wi1dTiger Lots of hysterical laughter - to me that is much more important for a comedian. Clapping at a comedy show is weird except at the end. Laughter is the response to funny.
I didn't know Dad had the claps
@@Tapio86 neither did mom...
@@VestigialHead True,true
His delivery is juuuuuuust a bit outside
Tuned in for one joke, listened to the whole thing.
Same here
Same didn’t even realize until I was like 15 mins in LOL
came for the 1 joke listened to the whole thing didn't laugh once wtf was the point.
Same here
I love the Dry Bar episodes like that
His comedy is so relatable. The lateness, the sassy teens, the stepparent. Love him.
No gimmick,this dude is just funny as hell!!
The Liam neeson snake thing,crushed me.hilarious.
I stayed here because honestly I just love this guy’s personality
Me too 😂
The jokes were pretty funny but yeah...I just like this guy
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This man needs a Netflix special ASAP! I've laughed the entire time and it's refreshing to see someone this talented.
or you could just buy the show he just did and support him ? i think it was like 1$ on this channel (i think it as this one) about 1 year ago for it. :)
Andy Woodhall is absolutely hilarious. I was in pain and he made me forget I was in pain. Nobody can do that. Love him!
Never heard of this comedian before. He is hilarious!!!! Officially a fan!!
Just to proove you can be hillarious with clean humor, and no bad language. BRAVO
Love clean humor. Thank you!
Language is perspective if your offended by Language used dknt listen end of
Agreed Wendy. That is a very cute 'pup' on your profile. May I also say to the reader of this comment, I pray that the Lord Jesus Christ and God and His Holy Ghost be with you and your loved ones, now and always. I ask that His Grace and Mercy be with you all in every moment. I pray this in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ God and His Holy Ghost. Amen.
@Justin Trudeau I'm sorry my comment annoyed you. That wasn't what I intended to do. Hope you enjoyed the show though 👍🏾
Bill Cosby?🤷♀️
I love how funny this was and not at all dirty in any way, just talking about ordinary things, thats talent
Why would dirty stuff be a negative lol
Read this,funny is funny not ugly words,listen to jerry clouwers,fluffy,and this guy
That's why this is called dry bar comedy. It's all relatively clean.
Kay Mitchell how are you so soft that swearing isn’t even a part of your vocabulary, you sound like a child
@@user-yr7sy6ev9v I think the point he's making is that it takes a lot of talent to be funny without the dirty stuff. Because we all know the dirty stuff is funny as hell lol.
This was hysterical. I laughed all the way home. thank you. So much better than listening to some of the political news.
I think it’s so good that he calls them “his girls” that’s natural paternal love right there.
Dude, this guy IS FUNNY. "I'm not smart enough. I have 37 years of life experience leading me to believe that what I'm seeing right now is called a shower, and you just told me it wasn't. I don't know where we go from here."
Omgosh! I've been living with the male version of his wife for 43 years! I thought I was the only one getting gaslit on a regular basis!
This is called gaslighting. His step daughter does it to him when he calls her on the flossing thing. Mom teaches her daughters how to do it. He cries. Yeah, he's winning?
The boat joke tho!! Bruhhhhh ☠☠
yeah people kind of overuse the term "gaslighting" as if it's just a synonym for lying. the distinction is that gaslighting is for the purpose of convincing the gaslit party that they are mentally ill. it's pretty clear if you watch the movie from which the term is derived. In Gaslight with Ingrid Bergman, the man who murdered her aunt marries Bergman and gradually convinces her to question her sanity by accusing her of losing and forgetting and stealing and moving things that he "loses" for her. She can't imagine that he would be manipulating her like this and comes to assume that she's blacking out and doing strange things without reason. But he gets his in the end, and even though her revenge is as passive as you'd expect in an American movie from the era of black and white film, Bergman's closing monologue is goddamn genius. Watch it, it's worth it. And stop pretending gaslighting = lying, please.
I agree xD
Yo the bubble mower joke against his wife painting her nails clear was so flawless, simple and GENUIS
Genius*
Schyler LaBeef I thought so too
Calm down it was fine you simpleton
The howling lady laughing at 6:45 is at the right show, for sure. Andy deserves that type of laughter
Andy Woodhull's routine is my fav! I've probably seen it 3-4 times now. I love his delivery and clean style! Totally feel comfortable sharing it with everybody. Thank you,, Andy and Dry Bar Comedy!
I didn’t think he was going to be funny but, he was absolutely hilarious. So funny. I’m glad I watched it. I had tears of laughter from lots of his jokes.
Me too lol...I wasnt sure about this guy but he turned out to be hilarious 😁
I know! I was laughing so hard I started chocking! He's Great!
Oh me too! I was sure I broke something! I couldn't stop laughing😅😅😅
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Jacob Grant Thank you😊
@TheMowens oh thats why i don't see ads lol!!!!
@TheMowens That's harder to set up on mobile. Hope this trick works on my phone
A God among men...
Not all heroes wear capes!! 👍🙌
I love the half laugh he does as he delivers his jokes. It's as though he knows it will kill and wants to warn us.
@@chrisflynn6036 Wow, thank you, that was beautiful.
Me too, his giggles are the best
Robin Williams himself taught us the healing power of laughing at ourselves. Are you seriously shaming Robin Williams? Thank God he's dead now.
I watch Andy everytime his special comes up. I looooove how you can tell he's trying so hard not to laugh at his own jokes. Dude is hilarious!
I love how tickled he gets at his own jokes! It's adorable!
Ashley Joyner Super cute!
yeah he's a cross between Ron White's smirk and Mitch Hedberg's laid back observation comedy.
I find it annoying. But I think his material is funny.
I think he's actually hiding a speech impediment (very well) by doing this little laugh-like thing in his throat. And then he definitely found the perfect profession for himself. Good for him - and for us. :D
They don't laugh at there jokes. They laugh because the joy they experience seeing and hearing the audience
This guy has never had a child of his own and yet he is an ingenious parent
most people who make good parents don't have kids.
He does have a kid watch it again
He actually has 2 step daughters. Watch it again both of you.
He has two step daughters, he in fact has kids. You must be young, so ill drop some knowledge on you...Just because those two girls arent his biological children doesnt mean he doesnt have kids. Hes supporting, nurturing and loving them...that makes them his kids. I know guys that made women pregnant and left, those guys dont have kids and dont deserve the title "parent."
He has his own child too he talks about it during the joke about the boat which boat hr would save if he only had time to save one
I love how he chuckles at his own jokes!!!!!!!! “If you were rinsing off, you’d be in a colander!” Getting the pesticides off 😂😂😂 so hilarious!!
Oh my gosh! We've had the pizza debate!!!😅😅
I've seen this at least 10 times and still laugh every time. I watch this once or twice a month. I love Andy's set. Really funny guy. Thanks for the laughter, Andy, great job.
"I'm not taking a shower, I'm rinsing off." Dang, those alternative facts. 🤣
Hair still dry = rinse.
Solipsistic female nature
@@littlegoatgt She was rinsing off for half an hour? What was she rinsing off?
@@DevinMacGregor jizx
@@DevinMacGregor Her Body.....Washing JUST the Body is a rinse. Washing the Body + Hair...is a Shower!
Its the way he says MY GIRLS... ordered Chinese. He's the step dad but they're his kids. I love that the most, I think. Yeah the laughs are great too. :)
just pick well the first time and it won't be an issue ;)
Chris Allum, your reply is stupid.
Id love to hear some rando refer to my kids as his 🙄
@@Xakarath If later in life you have to go through the unfortunate experience of a divorce, your (former) partner will most likely at some point find somebody new. At that point you can just hope it's a decent person who'll love your children as if they were their own and care for them. Better than someone who always has that "well they aren't MY kids" attitude. Growing up I had a stepdad I absolutely hated, and I stepmother I absolutely adored. Fortunately the stepdad is no longer in my life (forever in my siblings though). As for my stepmother, it was awesome that she and my mother got along well. Sometimes you gotta just do it for the kids. But with any luck you won't have to deal with any of that. Keep your relationship strong my friend.
Shut up. You probably have 3 kids from 3 different baby daddies lmfao
He did not disappoint. Job well done 👏🏾
What a guy! What a great show. He really deserves more exposure.
I’ve never heard of this guy. Now I’m going to watch his routines.
Ok thanks for sharing your thoughts with everyone
@@fabiolito28 Like you just did? Pot, meet kettle...
Cora Bee , that was exactly what I was thinking. 😄. Perhaps they meant it seriously and weren’t being flippant? It’s possible.
Mister Alias Same!! Thoroughly enjoyed every moment! His matter of fact candor combined with salient rationale is absolutely phenomenal!! Can’t wait to check out more of his routines! Plus any S.O that can provide witty banter & has accepted his wife’s perpetual tardiness (not that there’s anything wrong w/ that ;) instead of going into a blind rage has my Vote! What a lucky Girl she is to have the Best excuse for always being late as: ‘It’s just to give you more material for your act, Babe! aka our families’ largest profit source!! It may look like I’m just painting my nails but I’m actually ensuring our next mortgage payment... “
Kyla Crush , “it may look like I’m just painting my nails, but I’m actually securing our next mortgage payment...” 😂 Utterly brilliant. That behavior isn’t beyond the realm of possibility. Now I’m wondering if his wife is a comedian at heart as well. 😄 Inspiration and presentation truly are paramount in a career as nuanced as stand up.
“She was painting them clear...” 😹
"My brain broke. I went and mowed the lawn with the bubble popper."
Joke after joke after joke, his delivery and ease...and FUNNY, on par with Gaffigan, Really good.
Rewatching for the 8th time. Please can he get a Netflix special already
This guy is rare… He made me laugh for 37 minutes and he never said one cuss word… We need more like him! keep up the good work Andy, some funny stuff!
So did Cosby.
I noticed the same thing.
@@metalmolisher666 Cosby was great the same way. He ended up human after all. There for awhile he was on a different level than mere mortals.
I could see this guy do a different cleaner version of Married With Children where he is a good guy and the kids/wife are good, but all are like quirky as heck and he just kinda reacts with his humor and outlook. Smash hit!
@@rj2011g Great comeback. Made me think. You might have a career in comedy as well. The fact that you commented on this guys show speaks volumes. I too am impressed (more?) by clean comedians. Check out Brian Regan if you haven't already
oh my GOD the salad dressing joke killed me. I literally had to pause the video. Thank you so much for uploading such a pure talent.
i had to pause several times to just decompress. he is incredibly talented
That was the only part I LOL'd
Is there a joke I missed? How was that funny?
I just farted in my roommates cereal box
@@Uatemydoodle it's funny how lazy some people are. It's also how he described her eating a dry salad.
My brother told his wife he was going to the store. She mumbled something as she ran upstairs to the bedroom. He drove for 30 minutes, went shopping, 30 minutes home, put the food away, sat down and started watching TV. His wife comes out of the bedroom and says "I'm ready". He asked for what, she says to go shopping!
Sometime in the early 1980s, I was going out to dinner with my parents. We were all ready and getting in the car when Mom realized she didn't turn off her kitchen radio so she went back in to do that. We waited... and waited... I eventually went back inside to see if she was okay. I got worried when I opened the door and I could hear that her radio was still on, cranked, and I could hear an odd sound of Mom dragging her feet on the linoleum floor. I rushed to the kitchen, afraid that maybe she had a stroke or something. Nope! I should have noticed what song was playing, it was Michael Jackson's "Rock With You" and that "odd sound" was my 62 year old Mom _moonwalking_ to that song and doing way better than I could! She loved Michael from the first time she saw the Jackson 5 on "Ed Sullivan". I went back to the car and told my dad what the hold up was, and that Mom would be out when the song's over, unless they play ANOTHER MJ song! Dad just shook his head and sighed, with a big grin. I still miss my parents sumpthin awful. I'm always going to want one more day with them. They were two of the funniest and sweetest people I've ever known. 🥲
@@LazyIRanchwhat a lovely memory ~ thank you for sharing 😊
Slightly twisted in an honest sort of way. Very entertaining and enjoyable!
As a husband and step parent, I relate to everything he said. This guy's hilarious.
I know riiight! I'm sending this to my Pops. My "step father" is the best ever. He'll appreciate the "Laziness of the Teenager"
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Typical step parent
should show it to the kids with a straight face xD
I am the third person on emergency contact list holy s*** that's so funny because it's true
4.2 million views in under 4 months. Maybe Andy'll get some bigger gigs now; he deserves it!
most viewed video on this channel
I hope Andy does some utube comedy from his home during covid. I would watch all the time!
This is the comedy we all know, love and desperately need right now. I don't wanna be programmed, preached to, grossed out or be beaten over the head 24-7 w/politics. I just wanna laugh. And 6.2 million views tells me I'm not alone! He's wonderful.
Just because people see a video doesn't mean they like it
Love this guy! His punch lines have a sarcastic tone to them and makes the jokes even better. I can relate to so many of this jokes LOL
Andy you are adorable and absolutely hilarious! Thank You for the laughter. You have lightened my day!!!
His whole routine was hilarious. The jokes flowed into each other seamlessly.
I said the same thing. He made it look effortless.
He’s really good!! His segue’s are seamless.
Funny
Except from daughter running a 16 minute mile to birds in the backyard. This one stood out because his other segues were so good.
It's nice to hear truly funny, clean humor. This guy's great.
Well... Its not all entirely "clean" per say. But yeah, no swearing and whatnot.
U don't hear that anymore..until u hear fluffy..but yes u are correct...even comedy has changed..crazy huh
I get so sick of that comment.
Joe devito is super hilarious also!!!
Can you share the link of what you are whatching ?
I really liked this guy. He didn't resort to vulgarity like many comedians do. It's great to watch someone who is genuinely funny and he kept me laughing over & over. I really like his down to earth demeanor. He just threw the snake over the fence!!
This is one of my absolute favorite bits; he's hillarious!!
"We didnt have the technology for this level of laziness." Omg 🤣 He's so right. I lost it about his daughter eating salad.
dang you're pretty
@@russellreal shut up
@@k4taraa Why? You the internet police? Its the internet I can't tell someone that they're pretty? Are we that sensitive in 2020?
@@russellreal shut up
@@k4taraa :D
19:25 - "I'd like to remind you that my wife as two daughters." -- I choked on my Coke. So funny. That joke deserved a way better response than the audience gave.
I didn't get that one. Could you explain it please?
@@garrettevans9193 His wife doesn’t want another woman’s dishes in her house, yet she has another mans KIDS in the house.
And his dishes don't kind of look like his ex-gf. Awesome.
One of the best bits I’ve ever heard.
A third of the people didn't get it another third was offended,and the other was like I wonder if I can beat traffic
So funny and loved how clean his jokes were. I could share them with my niece.
Came across this by accident a couple years ago. Laughed so hard at this. Hope to see more from this guy.
There is no better comedy than joking about life's little tragedies.
Nagy Levi so true
Yup. Having kids in your life is great.
kcuf eht 🤣 nice
Wife, "Me being late is the number 1 source of income right now." 😭😂🤣😭😂🤣
'Was there someone playing defense' ? That was frickin' hilarious !
Andy is funny and can deliver punch lines without yelling and cursing.
One time I was at a funeral with my Mom, and after a little bit my Mom starts snoring, and she snores loud. I told her wake up Mom, and she said I'm not sleeping, I'm praying.
I once fell asleep while at a doctor's appointment with my mom. It was the first time seeing this new doctor, and I had forgotten I had that appointment, and probably sat up all night playing World of Warcraft. So I sit there in his office, half dead at like 9 in the morning probably starting to snore, and my mom elbowing me in my sleep. x'D This was back in my early teenage years.
😂
I thought u were about to go dark with that joke and say it was her funeral lol
😅😆😆😆😆😂😂🤣
That's a GOOD one!
LOLOL he’s like “she was painting them clear” poor dude
😂 when he first mentioned the nail painting- 1st thought popped in my head was argument I had with my other half last week- he was aggravated I spent time painting my nails clear- he said it's pointless- I'm like um no it's not, and it was on... Then Andy said his wife's was clear, I about laughed myself onto the ground:) he's described every argument I've had in the last month 😁
Hey, she's the number one source of income . Who's #2 ? Heehee,#2.
David Brooks GOOD ONE 👍🏽🤚🏽🤣😂😂😂😂
Jayson B OMG 🤣 me too!!! He’s HILARIOUS!
@@DD-oi3vh Darling, if that's the worst argument you've had in the last month, you're in heaven!
This came up as a suggested video, 66 years old and had me in stitches, really enjoyed your take on things, very very funny ,.
Andy, I didn't expect much when the video started, but man you are one funny dude! Thanks for making my day better.
It's amazing that he dedicated a whole act about his family. Really says something about how much he integrated with them.
He's hilarious, I'm sure his family is laughing their butts off too!
And...............they're his number one source of income. :-)
@@randallulrich haaaaaa!!!!
no its a easy source of boring material the old joke about getting married giving you a new hour of material
And yet he is divorced now.
I love his little giggle as he speaks.
That's the exact thing I hate. Reminds me of democrat/republican get up early/sleep in open mouth food chewing/closed mouth polite chewing
His act is great. It sounds to me like he's trying to stifle a cough.
After ages exceptional comedy. The whole gig was halirious and I didn't feel bored for a single sec. Bravo!!! Keep up.
As a mom of a teenage girl.. I aprove of this message! Loved it!
This dude is actually quite funny wish he had some Netflix specials.
1 million views and it's only been a week. He will.
Wow.. who IS this guy. This is the first time I've heard of him.. Bloody crackin up throughout the whole show, he is hilarious. This guy is VERY underrated for his level of talent. Does he have a youtube channel? Where can i find more of his performances? You are very talented Andy. Great job mate 👍😂
There's this thing called Google. This is not Andy's channel.
@@briantw Wow what a ray of sunshine you are, and just because it's not his channel doesn't mean he might not read a comment, ie his closing line where he literally quotes comments from his Conan video. Brighten up buttercup.
@@briantw he knows it's not his channel sunshine. He simply asked if anyone knew if he had 1. This guy was happy after watching this great comedian & you just come in all sh%t% trying to still his happiness? What's seriously wrong with you??? Get help I hope your life gets better 🤞
@@briantw I was about to say the same thing but then I read the response to your unhappy comment and I was glad I didn't post it myself. Seriously, what's wrong with you?
@@danl.4743 Truly awesome to say!! 👍 you rock! ❤
i love it when comedians laugh at their jokes...he does it so sincerely.
He's literally hilarious the wholeee time. And I just love he calls his step daughter "my daughters" bc some ppl act as if when they marry another with kids... The kids aren't apart of the deal.
this Man is a criminal, his jokes kills with laughter, witty clean comedy at it's best.
I feel like the crowd wasn’t laughing as hard as they should of this guy killed it
did you know that humor is extremely subjective and people like different kinds of jokes and so on? oh, you did not know that? figures...
what does "should of" mean?
it's because he laughs at his own jokes.... he needs a delivery like Louie Anderson -- take a hint Andy, it could be a killer routine.
@@Xerophlume Go Away with correcting people's grammar! I'm sure you're a social media spelling Nazi, as well. Smh
@@B_Bodziak It's just interesting to me, when you say "should of" it shows that you clearly have no idea what the words you're saying mean. Because otherwise you would know that you're trying to say "should've", a contraction of "should have". When you say "should of" it shows that you are just writing it the way you hear it, which is hilariously stupid.
I listen to drybar while cleaning the house. It makes cleaning more fun😁.
This dude is hilarious- definitely a superb father.
One large popcorn, extra butter, no napkins- we have a look we’re trying to go for. Haha!
i really don't commment at all on youtube, and doubt this will be seen by many... but by god this was hilarious. came for one joke, stayed for the whole thing.
One time I commented on a dry bar video and the comedian herself replied to my comment a few hours later. 😳
This literally happened to me just now.
Only nobody comments on all youtube videos what's ur point here...
Came for pizza had to watch the whole 🤣🤣
There are already 7 million views; this is pretty popular, so your comment has a good chance of being seen by a lot of people. But yeah, it was hilarious.
I enjoyed Andy Woodhull. Actually laughed out loud through his whole routine!
‘Give my regards to Malachi’ 😂
"And then my brain exploded.." truest frustration spoken in words.
No cursing, no racial bias. God, I Love it. Can we have more comedy like this?!!
micheal martin if you like that kind of stuff then you might enjoy watching Michael McIntyre, unless you already watch him lol :)
Completely hysterical and I agree with you... Fun and laughs for everyone.
Oh noes a bad word!
That's what this whole Dry Bar Comedy channel is. Stand-up without the cursing. I don't mind bad language in comedy, but I honestly think that when NOT cursing is a rule, the comics need to land those punchlines more tactfully. It's great!
That stuff is funny though, why? Because it's a joke, intended for that purpose. I will not talk to your manager.
One of my favorite comedians to this day!! love it!
You sir are truly gifted as the funniest comedian I have listened to in a long time! Thank you for all the laughter you brought out of me this evening! I truly needed to laugh! Wanda
I've never heard of him, but one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Me too!
Same. I'm like whhoooo??? I'm fully gonna finish this video lol. Then I'm gonna see if anyone important knows him/has interviews. 😃
Same here!
Stepgrandma of a beautiful, sweet granddaughter for two years. When my daughter became her stepmom, she asked us what we wanted to be called. We said "how about Instagram and Instagramps?" She loved it, and we love her. I love being an Instagram!
That is actually very cool. Great job on being so unique and awesome 👏
Cute
that is a genius pun
@@justinthompson7404 Thanks! Feel free to use it - if you have a need, that is. 😉
That is the sweetest thing!!! I always call my daughter my bonus child!!
Have listened to this several times and it never gets old. This is among the very best of comedy. Brilliant at every line!
This guy is hilarious! He needs to do more specials
i came here literally just to hear the one joke about being late and ended up watching the whole video... edit: thanks for all the likes, i don't think i've ever received so much attention in my life
same :D
same.
Emily Rowland-Rawson me too haha 😆
This video is why im late but im not complaining😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guess I am watching the whole thing now Thanks for the heads up
The part about his wife sleeping and denying that she was sleeping and he asked her if she was airing her throat out too, and the part about the gummy bears was epically hilarious! 😂😭
yes!!!
I like the colander joke...☺
I once took my wife to the movies and she fell asleep. She was snoring with her mouth open. I grabbed the twix and dropped in her cleavage and she woke up screaming "crocarouch! Ahhh crocarouch" as she tried to slap it off her chest. I laughed soo hard the people told me to leave.
javier escontrias 😂😂
Rebecca Lee I absolutely SCREAMED laughing at that segment!!!! I even backed it up twice - he’s hilarious!!
I swear I've sent this to everyone of my friends n family and watched it at least 5x. Lmao. 😂I love it!!!
First time watching him, he's hilarious. Constantly wiping tears from my eyes.
I love how Dry bar no swearing no politics no dirtiness just clean hilarious comedians
There is one problem with dry bar, it doesn't have any booze.
No dirtiness? This guy did slip in a sex joke lol
I like all kinds of comedy. It all has a place.
😳😳😳😂 "Multiple emergencies" 😳😳😳😒😒😒😒!
I do
He must be a very good father. He really analyses all those situations deeply.
Very funny guy. You made simple things in life so funny without other people thinking about how funny life is. It depends on how you delivered the jokes. We loved your funny experience and stories. Good luck and thanks for making people happy.🥰🤣🤣
One of the funniest specials I have seen! My sides hurt from laughing so much!
This guy is so freakin hilarious! I've never seen him, nor have I heard of him, this just came across my KZhead, and I was eating, so I didn't want to mess with the controls. I'm so glad, for I laughed so hard I sent food flying out of my mouth over and over. I'm definitely going to follow him. I think he's cute as a bug's ear, and find his stories about his step-daughters touching. I have a fabulous son-in-law who raised my granddaughter with tremendous responsibility and love, and I will never be able to repay him. Anyway, this guy is a freakin hilarious!
same Omg
"I am not asleep. I am just resting my eyes...…. Are you also airing out your throat?" 3:51. I can't stop laughing. This guy is good.
Bruh reading that after hearing it about 3 times now gave me stomach cramps 💀 he doesn’t know how relatable he and his wife are
I don't always keep up with the news. When did Bro become Bruh ,,,,,,,,,,,, and why?
@@phyzarel1845 he is great. Check out tim hawkins. He is beyond funny
@@patrickchubey3127 who cares "bruh" or "bro"...... Sounds like the insane left trying to control words.
@@punkdrummr2000 It isn't left, jerk. It is just a question.
This kept me laughing every few seconds. Made my day!
How have I never heard of this guy? He's so funny!