The Worlds Funniest Police Officer. Kevin Jordan - Full Special
2020 ж. 22 Мам.
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“Where’s the black part of town?” “Wherever you happen to be at the time” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Pure gold Ryan...🤣🤣🤣
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| V Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down... and desert you. Oooooooh give you up.
30 years ago I was the bar manager for the Comedy Circuit at Snowbird. Kevin played there a couple of times a week at a stretch. I was his driver and when my car broke down we both road in the back of a truck from the main location in Midvale. All the way up the mountain we talked. And after closing time we sometimes played a little pool and talked some more. What an intelligent, lovely and surprisingly serious man. I'm just delighted to see him here, with 6.5 M views and knockin' it out of the park. Well done and well deserved. Hats off Kevin from Kelly, way back in the day.
The pencil, nickel, pliers, brown bag, phone book, hanger, he wasn’t wrong 😂😂😂 childhood memories 😂😂😂
I use the channel changing thingie to operate my window AC...
I like these comedians who don't swear all the time. It is just clean and good time fun. Love it.
They're just words who cares? This guys funny, that's all I care about when watching comedy. Why does everyone commenting have to mention that he never said a potty word?
You do know that swearing isn't allowed at Dry Bar, don't you?
@@Kenny_nolastname Because people that have to curse are just ignorant.
@@Kenny_nolastname makes it much easier to listen to at work, at least that's my reason for appreciating the DB channel.
@Kathy Hollenbach that's funny
Hahaha- "Man I feel like crap...but no sense wasting a sick day." TRUTH!
Me too! Losing it at 11pm!
Yeh. No sense taking a sick day if you can’t enjoy it!
Truth
He is a funny man
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Who the hell downvoted this guy.. I haven't laughed at a comedian that was this straight laced EVER!
@Michael Norris I wonder...if a video of joe rogan or bill burr got downvoted, would your mind go straight to , racists downvoted them? I have a sneaky suspicion that it wouldn't. Seems like you see things through the lense of race. Not a good look. You don't know why it got downvoted so you shouldn't toss around the word "racist" like confetti. It only cheapens and trivializes actual racism. Tighten up...
those who dont like police
All the ACAB people downvoted I guess
I bet a lot of younger people probably feel a bit attacked by this. Every one of his jokes revolved around teens and young adults being lazy and boring and over stimulated. Selfish etc. Isnt that right 17?
@Nuff In you DO realize this is about COMEDY , right ? Never ceases to amaze me how we got from a simple question regarding votes for a comedian to whatever bullshittery that is.
This guy is hilarious😂Found him by accident and he's bringing back so many funny memories of the 60's and 70's days.
Flashing the light in the cops face had me laughing. That payback was beautiful.
I was wondering how much of it the cop was gonna take, but the comedian eventually stopped shining it in his face.
He wasn't doing for payback. It was a joke.
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yes, he holds it the way a cop does too.
I didn't just get the light in my face when I was pulled over...I got lipy with them because they were targeting me...they quickly changed it to a Billy club and I got it in the face...I deserved every bit of it!
I love this guy !!! I'm 73 and I identify with EVERYTHING he's saying! Fantastic!!!
I got here by accident, but I'm glad I watched him, he's funny and no bad language...
A of these comedian snitch videos rolling up in my feed😂😂😂. Never knew there were soo many of them, wow👀🤭😂😂😂
"bad language" has a place in comedy (and drama), but too often it's used as a "shock" to deflect the audience from a lack of talent. A comedian with actual talent can work "straight" or work "blue" if they are FUNNY. Overuse of "bad language" without any real reason lessens the "shock" effect anyways, Leading to....Exposing the NOT FUNNY aspect of much modern "humor".
All Dry Bar doesn’t have curse words they have a free app if you want to watch more shows without bad language in it!
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YES sometimes I dont want to hear any cussin!!!
Love how this guy interacts with the audience. Everything he says is so relatable. I had serious 70s and 80s flashbacks watching this .
So true 💯
So true 💯 👍
Now, I don't care who you are, this police officer is downright funny right there. This is just great; I'm on the edge of my seat wiping tears from the heavy-duty laughter. Keep up up the good work, Officer Jordan.!
How a retired 5' - 4" Police Officer from L.A. came away with a sense of humour is truly amazing. Good work!
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So true he was amazing 🤩
That's about all he has, huh? Lmao
I know right
You have not met enough police officers.
"Do you know where your prostate is?" I lost it. This guy is right from my era. I LOVED his recollection of all those games and candies and TV shows.
Yeah... I'm originally from Belgium and we were one of the first houses in the street to have TV. We had two (2)national channels which both started broadcasting for the first time in 1958, one in Flemish ( similar to Dutch) and one in French. In the early 60s they would purchase programs and series from the US because it was cheaper than producing their own, including Lassie and Flipper... Zorro and the Monkees were the others I remember. That's how I learned to speak English... listening to the words and reading the subtitles in Flemish... Amazing how well that works...
It was tmi on the grease, tho, Kevin.
It's the walking part, Kevin, that could be eliminated. No double innuendo intended.
Kevin Jordan was really funny. The answers to the questions he asked the two 17 year olds were SO on point!I remembered doing every one of things he said when I was young.
He should have held up a book of paper matches and ask the 2 kids if they knew what that was.......Matches? No, but you were SO close. It's what you jam under the 8-track tape in your car to keep the tape from dragging, lol
I was one of those 17 year olds!
What is so great about this video is that he never had to resort to swearing or smut to make you laugh. Just so wholesome.
@@robertsipe9748 if this isn't funny to you what is? I'm serious. I think he's hilarious. What part of not funny am I missing? I'm not being a jerk I'm actually very curious. 👍
@@rickylahey4397 glorifying whipping kids with adhd Yeahhhh real funny
Um ... It's Dry Bar. No swearing or smut is allowed.
Provo Utah is a predominantly Morman city is why it's not like that.
Dry bar doesn't allow the cussing
man this dude roasted the absolute crap out of me and my buddy on a Norwegian cruise ship a couple of years ago. literally the entire hour for both of his shows. dude is hilarious. We were nicknamed 21 and 22 lolol
AWESOMENESS!!!
That’s wow, there’s no other way to ask this so, was he telling the same jokes/ routine? Just curious.
Sweet..he is so tremendously funny and so able to relate to my growing up.
ZackNasty you were lucky most entertainment on cruise ships is pretty naff😝
Makes me 24.
Most people don't even realize how big of a sense of humor you have to have to even try being a cop. This guy is the real deal.
Cops "doing their job" isn't funny. It's dangerous to civilians.
Carol Jo Martin Cops doing their job is beneficial for law abiding civilians, it’s dangerous for criminals.
Correct, his whole life has been a joke.
@Sable Burden They usually do. It's the few bad ones that make the news.
Well yeah but it's usually "hey (partner) you see that guy minding his own business? Watch this" and then the city does an "internal investigation" that ends with a paid vacation for the useless waste of oxygen they call an officer
OMG Kevin brought back so many childhood memories and laughs tonight! Amazing comedian and talented at his craft!🤣🤣🤣
YES! I was snort laughing!
I grew up in the 90s, was born in 88, it's great how much of this was still nostalgic for me. The candy, the toys, the games we'd make up, and always having some good shows to watch even if we didn't have 500 channels and you had to time things. Heck, even the station wagon with the panels. I've seen this 3 times now and it still brings me back. Such good bits!
Born in ‘76, and agree! He’s hilarious!
The way he holds the flashlight tells you he ain't lying about being a cop. 😂😂
You know why they hold the flashlight that way? Back when they used those big D cell flashlight they would hold the light near the front so they could hit you with the back of it.
Yep!
@@cameronferriere9879 A dude knocked out a tooth on my MagLight. He swung at me, and I extend my right arm, to block I just happened to have my light in my right hand, so when he leaned in to close that swing he smacked his front teeth on the end of my MagLight. I was holding that MagLight, cop style. I'm no cop though. Just kin and friend to several former cops.
it tells me he is holding a flashlight. The way he shows his teeth tells me he is a carnivore.
@@cameronferriere9879 my sister still keeps an oldschool maglight doubling as self defense in the fuse box lol
Newly sober guy in treatment here...... And I can't stop smiling about this guys style. Genuinely funny, no cussing, no judging and no womanizing. This guys the real deal and should never stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Congratulations to you!! Keep moving forward one day at a time. Humour helped me so much in my early days. Kevin heart "gun compartments" always cracked me up no matter what!
Heartfelt congratulations! You are a special person ❤️😃💙💚
Its better when you are high....
Excellent! 25 yrs here ☮️
That really helps watching good laughs with other Dry people.
He's naming all the Candies we ate, All the Games we played,TV shows and Movies , we watched back in the day..I miss them Days🙂
This is real talent; no swearing, good family comedy...classic. I enjoyed this, and I'll watch it again and again. 🔥💞
@Leena Amwa... Tune in to Drybar Comedy regularly. You will be glad. Hilarious comedy, always clean.
"Hey where's the Black part of town? Wherever you happen to be at the time". OMG, hilarious!
Sioux would be darkness part of town until he got there.
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I'm from ND and that's so true....
@Petey Barnum The great thing is that no one cares about your opinion.
This. Is funny stuff. Lots of Luv from ohio
Remember getting a phone call and not knowing who was calling. Every call was a surprise.
stephen Hill God, you make me feel old. so I bought a house phone turned off the id.😏
And no answering machines. I still remember our first number and my best friends. Lol.
Anybody here have the kitchen wall phone with the really loooong cord?
@@angelasmith5351 Hell yea. That was the best. Ours was in the kitchen and I could almost stretch it to the living room for privacy.
@@angelasmith5351 oh and it was yellow. Why? Who knows. Think the guy from the truck convinced us it was popular.
Ì was having a rough day 62 years old and feeling that every bit of it until now this man just made my day !! Thank you so vary much God bless
20:54 As a 17 year old watching this, I find this extremely wholesome that entire generations have different things that connect them 💙
Stumbled on the 'Dry Bar Comedy' yesterday, where have you been all my life? This is by far the funniest one.
No lie right?! Me too 2 days ago. How could no one have shared? MUCH needed laughter.:) # enjoy 😉
For me it's today
@ocubex I love Comedy! You might like to watch Michael Jr.? Christian Comedy which is funny, too. My “Christian” friends think he’s blasphemous, I think he’s great.
@@aliseegenuine6414 👩🎤 Thanks for recommending Michael Jr. I just looked at his YT page and this guy is really funny.🤪
Watch Shayne Smith, Jose Sarduy, Fred Klett, Myles Weber, Cam Bertrand or BT. All are hilarious but Fred, Cam, and Shayne are my favorite. If you liked this guy, you'll probably love these and they are all dry bar as well.
I love the audience participation of this guy.
Yep, especially with the Plop Plop Fizz Fizz and the 33 45 👉78
Some people are just made for comedy. This guy is one of them. Hilarious!!
I'm so glad I found this! I'm not exaggerating when I say he brought tears tom my eyes!! "Seventeen, what is this? No, but you're so close!!"
I’m Australian and I got all those jokes!!! The 70’s were the same in the whole Western world.
In Africa and specifically, in Kenya too.
The jokes about old school vs. present day work, but the brands he mentions are mostly unknown here in Brazil, and a few of the objects weren't that common as well. Funny gig though!
Same for me and I'm South African!
@@bellebellebelle5485 seriously? I never knew.
Lol i liked the delete button on the etcha sketch
"I bet both your knees are real" 😆
"17....."(spoken with a tsk and distain) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS. BOTH KNEES BEND? HE SOUNDS GAY,BUT DOES THAT MATTER WHEN YOU HAVE A SENSE OF CLEAN HUMOUR AND HAS SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS A COP.. HEY MAN, ARREST ME. 🤣🤣🥰🇨🇦
@@susanhowe163 Susan, read a book
@@susanhowe163 He means his knees still work and are what he was BORN with. GOOD GRIEF!!
This guy was so very talented!!! Could listen to him all day! He should start his own KZhead channel! Love from Canada! Susan
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Outstanding comedian. Funny stuff. Better yet, absolutely flawless delivery! Need to see more of Kevin Jordan.
I cracked every time he said "SEVENTEEN...😒" 🤣🤣🤣
Six..teen... xD
I saw him perform live on a cruise ship. Legit funny guy. Sat next to him the next morning at breakfast. Genuinely nice guy.
😁musta been FABULOUS! 👍👍👍👍👍👍
Lucky u! Everyone in the audience enjoyed this set and so did I.
Love hanging out with the comics on cruises. They are so cool when you get really great ones
@@user-sm2rj lol oh I
It’s lik y’all were on the same cruise. I mean the peeps writing comments
How refreshing to listen to a real comedian who doesn't have to rely on swearing or telling filthy jokes. This is what seperates the wanna be's from the real comedians. No smut, no swearing, just good clean comedy. He is the funniest man I have seen or heard for a long long time. A true stand up comic. I would go to his show any day of the week and I would know I was in for some real entertainement. Well done Kevin Jordan, you are a real trouper.
We had the best child hood, candy cigs and pixie sticks. We were always outside living life 🙌🏼🤣😂
"Give me a wink if they're holding you against your will."
I know lol. and the joke about him in the back of the station wagon with his dad's duct tape. thought I'd die. funny.
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This guy has it all so right. One of the best comedians I've ever heard. I've no idea why he's not more famous.
Unfortunately, to become world famous, a person might have to sell their soul. We experienced his Wonder and That's Enough.
@@arlenethompson4795 nah, Jo Koy still has his soul.
I'm dying over here.
He is!
It's because the kids don't know how to record him on a vhs tape!
He is a rerun of my entire childhood....so hilarious. As soon as he started with the munchkin voice he had me. I could not stop laughing; my face hurt, I was laughing so hard!!! Love you Kevin.
Wow… this guy had me and my wife in stitches and we don’t even live in America ! Absolutely Brilliant !!!
Love it: at 21:00 . . . Plop, plop, fizz, fizz; “Oh what a relief it is”
Im so saaad I didn't know what it was :(
Let me tell you, that brought out my childhood hearing that
@@busybees.r.c.1836 Alka Seltzer
@@donnajohnson3334 thank you 😁
@@busybees.r.c.1836 my dad used it a few times !.
The interactions with seventeen and his friend was precious.
Finally a comedian who is v.e.r.y. funny! No profanity needed either. This guy is great!☆☆☆☆☆
I’m speechless. A round of applause for a police officer!!! Obviously this didn’t take place in Portland, NYC, LA or SF.
I admire this guy. Been looking for years for a clean comedian. This guy is hilarious. Love his humor. Thank you for this. Finally comedy that the whole family can watch.
Bunny M gaffigan is pretty clean too
I think all on Dry Bar are clean
Jim Gaffigan is pretty clean too.
erskine keller very funny and doesn't need the crutch of vile vulgarity to do it. He has a special called 'bike locks should be illegal'
That IS the dry bar..No alcohol and no cussing, bad language.
*pulls out hanger* “What’s this?” Me: “That’s a car door opener.”
haha, yeah, I was thinking the coat hanger was a car key too. (locked my keys in my car many a time).
That was what I got when the belt quit working
Sink drain snake
* Car door opener was my second guess lol 😂
Hanger= s'more marshmallow toaster😁😁
That man was brilliant! I love how how interacted with the audience. It just shows the other side of cops.
I love the candy necklace joke and sound effects. Plus, the Etch-a-Sketch, who didn’t build stairs with that thing. I work on a computer all day. When my eyes start crossing, I rewatch this set. It’s always funny!
"Who knew I was the glue holding that whole department together."
hilarious
*T.J.* that's my initials also , Cool. . .
Why isnt this guy on national TV? Best comedy in twenty years.
Classic
I'm wondering who just retired within the last few weeks..... 👀
I like how uses the torch to communicate with the audience so they know which member he's talking to Never seen that before This guy is so underrated
Without a doubt Kevin Jordan is a phenomenally gifted natural talent. I laughed so hard I peed a little in my britches.
His prostate joke just about knocked me over. Hilarious.
I really laughed outloud! My 20 year old kids were sleeping and I was laughing out loud and didn't care !!! Oh my gosh I'm sending this to all my friends!!! This guy IS a Comedian ! I haven't laughed this hard in forever !!! It was an unexpected blast !! Gonna remember and watch for this guy !!!😁🤣😂🤭
You can always write it like this... LOL
@@aalm7966 What’s a LOL?
Why is this 34 year old guy up longer than he's 20 year old kids???
@@user-nightmared FYI. Im 63 years. Dont be angry, it'll give you wrinkles !😁👍⚘
@@user-nightmared hahaha! I wish I was 34 years old, but I would have to have been 14 years old to have a 20 year old daughter. Pretty sure I was shooting blanks back then and I was nerdy shy. I was a real spazz ! Handsome but embarrassed as I could be ! But thanks for the compliment !!!😁👍❤⚘
I just stumbled on to this because it said "Funniest Cop" Hmmmm!! I was laughing hard from the beginning! I love his use of facial expressions as he described his experiences. Sitting in the back seat of the car. Had me rolling!😂😂 Loved it!! Thank you Kevin!👍
David Gutierrez me too, all the way from NIGERIA. The guy is good and I like your comment
His delivery and timing are exquisite!
I never post, I am nervously afraid to do so yet I must. You are so very naturally brilliant. I love this so much; I cannot tell you how many times I've watched and forwarded this to others; if they've hadn't yet watched, their loss. I feel like I know the most remarkable moments and then I watch again. And again. And again. It's always 80/20%. You get that rule I'm sure. Forever gracious for you as well as the other DryBar comedians/genius folks whom I adore. How you pull it off in Provo or anywhere for that matter is awesome, what courage to get on stage and do what you do is beyond comprehensible. I'm replaying yours again. Wondering how old "17" is now?! My dog is happy when he knows I laugh so much. Thank you kindly. you kindly. again...thank you for getting me on though rough times.
East Bake Oven...Johnny burnt his retinol...he is classic
I watched this man about 8 months ago, totally relatable. Born in early 1960's and understood every flashback he provided and laughed until my facial cheeks hurt. )wanted to be clear!) I remember carefully undoing a paper grocery bag and cutting and taping it over our school books. I even showed my daughter in the early 2000's how to make her own book cover! He's insanely funny. Love his show!! I've got to look for any new shows he's done. His comedy is off the charts!!
17 , do you know where your prostate is? 😂😂 Sniffing playdoh😂😂 Etch a sketch 😂😂 lassie 😂 Flipper 😂 This guy brings the classics and he brings it clean.
Where he was asking them what the items were was funny too 😂😂
Boomer humor, its not funny, we get it you're old get over it, racism was normal back then. Atleast we are trying to solve it now. We aren't weak, we just try to stay safe and live longer
@@ianhene8310 How old are you 17? Get over it, you might get old.
@@Carlospjr This O.Maniac comes to a comedy show as the joke.
I was that 17 year old in the video
Poor 17. May he rest in peace. Lol.
lmfao!
17 had a friend, he'll be ok... Someone to bail him out...
Rest in pieces...funny how I thought he was gonna switch focus to 16....16 got a free pass that night xD
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I would love to hear more stories from him. Please bring him back!
From police officer to a comedian? What a career change. Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii
This man is awsome! He talked about things I remembered and some things I had forgotten. Thank you sir for your service to country and comedy!!!
I haven't laughed so much and so hard in a year. Tears from laughing and not one curse word. Genius.
Yrah, tons of respect for this guy, hope he sees the comments..
When does it get funny bc I'm 5 minutes in and it's....not bad...but not particularly funny..
@@theoffspringguy Maybe you just don't find it funny, and thats ok... We can't all be the same.
This guy is absolutely brilliant! I’ve been laughing so hard, I’m crying and I definitely have a stomach ache…that’s why laughter is the best medicine, it works your core AND elevates your spirit. Comedians ARE our greatest health and sanity resource.
Imagine going to a stand up with your family only to be roasted throughout half of it 🤣
"I bet both your knees are real"😂😂😂😂
I saw your comment just as he said it 😂😂😂
No lie. I'm turning 58 and both of mine just started killing me. Probably have 2 new ones before I'm 60.
The roller tape sitting in the backseat of a station wagon he tapes his mouth and puts his hands behind his back to look like he's been bound and gagged
Look up Mike Armstrong
@@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 wqqqql look 00 poo and listen I
Didnt even need to curse for impact and wouldnt guess hes an ex cop. Great set.
Sithreis - comedians can’t curse at Drybar, it’s part of the contract to appear there.
@Raoul Fleckman I'm more intimidated by an overly calm cop than a belligerent one, personally. You never know what they're thinking lol
Bet yall are from utah
I love comediens who dont swear. I can enjoy them with the volume up high and not upset my Mom. And this guy is so funny. Win-win.
@Raoul Fleckman love him from England 🇬🇧
OMG --- how funny is Kevin Jordan ??!! -- full on belly laughs. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
His comedy is a breath of fresh air!
This is actually so hilarious, probably the best stand up I’ve seen ever, this guy don’t curse, he’s original, and he involves the audience. And everything is funny, he don’t have any dry spots.
dry bar does not allow cursing so don't be shocked if you see him somewhere other than dry bar and he's cursing up a storm. idk if he does but i know of a lot of these comics do curse usually but ofc its not allowed here.
@@supposedly1-2 yeah so Annoying that they aren't allowed to curse here tbh
Nothing about this is original.
@@mr.prilosec725 I find it refreshing to nothear the "n word" every other sentence like black comedians typically do and I appreciate the lack of cursing in general because people laugh at curse words alone like idiots, so to be funny without cursing takes more skill. Btw: worse comedian ever (and one of the most vulgar): Amy Schumer
The lack of dry spots may be from the prostate exam lube 🙁🤣
This guy is amazing! He brought back a lot of funny memories.
We all have a scar…..with a funny story behind it
When he mentioned the tube (wax) with the juice in it, I remember it was called a Tacola Stick. Wow, what a memory.
Colonoscopy ain’t funny man 😂
I'm dead!!! " selfie you don't want to put on Facebook " lol 😆 😂 🤣 Funniest Cop
He ain't lying about Play-Doh
Or hot wheels tracks
Why did KZhead let me find this when Im sick? I need to rest not laugh like there is no tomorrow.
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Laughter is good medicine, get more of it.
KZhead Knows. Just about everything about anyone.
It's God
Incredible real life humor, what a treat. Serious talent ..
I agree 100%. This guy is awesome 😆👏👏👏
This comedian is a riot …just loved it !
Thank you Kevin Jordan. I just relived my entire childhood growing up in PA. Right down to the easy bake oven, little wax soda pop candy bottles, orange hot wheel race tracks, and all the good candy we had back then. Yup; no wonder us kids that had to sit in the very back of the LTD Country Squire station wagon; always had to ask: "Are we there yet ...??" That was spot ON; and I can relate 100%. Good times !!! lol. I laughed and smiled a lot while watching this super funny video. Good memories being a kid. My mom had a LTD BOAT Country Squire Station Wagon. I remember it well.
I haven't laughed so hard at someone's entire set like this in forever. Shared wealth of experiences. Love it! 😂
"the tv channel changer" was hilarious.. simpler times.
Me, too. I laughed the whole time, I got tears in my eyes and my stomach and my cheeks hurt 😂😂😂
@@Roamr1720 It is for us, the ones who lived those moments. Remember when you couldn't get a clear image or the channel and you would have to move the antenna? 😂😂 My brother used to do that and dad would go: Hold it like that! 😂😂😂
A clean comic who's extremely funny! Rare.
Very Very rare
glorifiying comedians bc they are clean is sooooo wrong. i bet you are vegan.
@@CALIBA88 WTF?? If you're attempting to be funny, you bombed,
Brian Regan.
Bobby Fisher if he can be funny without cursing he’s better than most so shut up
This is one of the funniest guys I have ever heard! Bravo performance.
This is absolutely one of the funniest comedians if not the funniest I have seen. So funny I'm going to watch it again tmo.
"That's enough gluten to kill four kids today" 😂
I lost it on that joke. "It's like biting into a cloud, it so white." Too funny!
The Presence that cracks me up 😂
Right! LOL
@@Liv2bnutz L L Llp
Walking to a room and remember why you went in there😂😂😂😂 I can’t take it😂😂
I'm at the age (68) where I find myself standing there, looking around and trying to remember what I came to do in the room...it happens....
That's been happening forever and I'm only in my 30s.
THAT'S a BIG "No Sh***er!" . . . Sometimes when I'm driving and get to my destination I forget why I'm there. THEN when it's time to go back home I have to look at my driver's license to remember WHERE I LIVE !!! . . . . . ALAS! . . . . . Good post. Thank you.
All those great jokes and not a single curse word. That's real comedy!
Hysterical walk down memory lane.
My mom threatened to whip me, so I told her "If you do, I'm calling 911". She said "That's fine, because by the time they get here, they're gonna be taking us both away. Me in the cop car and you in the ambulance" I never threatened that again. 🤣🤣
Oh, hahahah! I thought she was gonna go for the whole, yes but its gonna take them 15 min to get here, and in those 15 min.... >>>:D! loool
Har ha good bitches
My son who is now 48 threatened to report my wife to the police for assault when she threatened to whip him her reply was "Lets make it Grievous Bodily Harm Then" (GBH) he laugh's about it now but never threated my wife with that again.
DID THE SAME THING TO MY SON !!! HE STARTED TO DIAL THE PHONE AND I TOLD HIM TO GO AHEAD !!! I TOLD HIM , THAT WHEN THEY GET HERE , THEY WOULD HAVE TO INVESTIGATE BECAUSE I'D STILL BE BEATING HIS BUT !!! AND AFTER I GET OUT OF JAIL , I'D STILL HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE !!! WHERE WOULD HE LIVE ??? NEEDLESS TO SAY HE HUNG UP !!!
I SURVIVED THE WOODEN SPOON !!!
I really love the variety in Kevin Jordan's humor. He time traveled to a past a lot of us can relate to, as well as knowing what's up with the younger generation of today, and so much in between. Did not linger too long on any one subject, always brought in the humor of everything he reflected on. Now, THAT is how comedy is meant to be. I mean REAL comedy. I don't mind bad language, it can have it's place, but he didn't have a place for it. He is a credit and a comedic treasure! Thank you Mr. Jordan for the laughter. Well done sir!!
Agree completely. Thx for saying it.
I watched/listened to a bunch of Dry Bar on a recent road trip. This guy had me cracking up & definitely helped keep my sanity in LA traffic 🤣
You have to respect someone that can make you laugh, with clean material. Just goes to show you that you can have a great time without even a curse word. I’ve never seen this man but I would go to his show.
at the beginning he should've mentioned the navy camouflage, it's supposed to blend into the ocean, why? so that if you fall overboard nobody can find you
I think another comedian did that bit. Ugh cant remember who it was?..
Increasing your chances of drowning is just one of the benefits the modern navy offers.
Wait what???? Your just supposed to drown then ??
@@TheGoodGuy85 when the navy adopted the digital camo pattern some 10 years ago or so they made their color scheme blue because big navy gonna do what big navy gonna do. No one really thought it was a good idea that had to wear them but big navy don't care. In some situations if you fall in the blue makes you blend in with the water. The navy finally changed to a different color pattern in 2019
Learn something new everyday that's crazy
This dude is seriously funny and his manner is completely casual. He doesn't even have to try! Awesome!
Your Beautiful
I'm glad he found something to do that gives people hope. Peace through talking.
His delivery reminds me of Wanda Sykes
@Mrssewhardtoplease shut up!! People who correct people are STUPID
@Mrssewhardtoplease I hope your name doesn't mean your referring to your husband or man😂
I just relived my childhood ! Hilarious!! How refreshing to have clean comedy!!
Brilliant. The accents. The story flow. The charisma. Could watch you all day :) thank you for the belly laughs. 😂
This guy took me down memory lane. Walked me through so many fond things in my childhood; many of which I had forgotten. Laughing at every turn! Maybe he's my long lost brother... Hilarious 😂
Loved him and memories of days gone by,don't matter what state ,color ,or neighborhood evidently many of us had same experiences. This is the 3rd dry bar comedies I've seen every one was clean and funny.For younger comedics try it this way larger audiences and requires real talent
Great fun watching him testing the boys! For once a comedian talked about and had things that I knew very well. 👏👍👍👵
The juice in wax bottles. Drop the entire thing in mouth and chew on wax for an hour getting the last taste of the flavor of juice from it.
@@jms_wttrs9228 Yeah I remember that, did the same thing.
I remember everything that he's talking about. It's a shame it's not like that for kids anymore. It really was a great time to be a kid.
Y'all mess it up for us Thats what happened
@@user-yw3fp9ju2g Yes se most definitely did!
@@user-yw3fp9ju2g Word!
I admire this guy. Been looking for years for a clean comedian. This guy is hilarious. Love his humor. Thank you for this. Finally comedy that the whole family can watch.
@@user-yw3fp9ju2g hey now. It was only a few of us tgat ruined it for everybody else. Cops were cool as long as no blood anywhere. If there's blood your party's a PUD and everybody pays.
One off the best comedians ever
As a Canadian senior I can relate to all the old stuff. I've thought about writing a book of short stories along those lines.😊🎉