What the Hell Happened This Week? - Week of 2/22/21 | The Daily Social Distancing Show
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Ted Cruz has a disastrous photo op, the GOP tries to restrict voting in Georgia, and a bomb squad finds… gasp kittens! #DailyShow #News
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The fact that they are making it HARDER to vote should be unconstitutional.
it is tho
why not require 10 copies of voter ID’s and you have 5 minutes to vote on Sunday? 🥴 #noWater #noPottyBreaks
Exactly!!!🤬
and would be if the GOP hadn't packed the courts
You mean harder like showing ID before voting, so that a person cant put down a different name and address and vote multiple times? -> democrats mailed in vote from their own address and then voted in person under a different name and a different address. But you know what- it might be better that Trump "lost" because if he stayed in office democrats would completely destroy America. The sad irony goes against the whole country because now Biden is getting America into trouble with Middle East AGAIN, and banning fracking accross the country. This means that America is dependent on other countries for fossil fuels. Congratulations democrats! America is falling apart very fast. Although its strange that most of you are still happy about that.
I'm not sure which is more disturbing....the fact that someone got a bill for that amount of money or the fact that anyone would have the audacity to send someone a bill for that amount of money. The level of greed and depravity is astounding.
They didn't send a bill they just took the money from their accounts....
@@Tippy150 why always race? People of ALL COLOR were gouged, by a stupid deregulated electric system... That they allowed to go deregulated- still disgusting HUMAN greed
Nobody wrote this bill. It’s all automated
@@Tippy150 As someone whose half Japanese and half White. These are the kind of people some of my grandparents had to fight in the 1940s and some who were forced to fight for these kinds of people. This crap transcends race and trying to pin it on a single group is, well by the basic dictionary definition, racist. There have been plenty of ethnic minority republican legislators who actively voted for these policies, all while lining their pockets with lobbyist money. They also encourage division amongst social groups to keep us kicking to the side and kicking down. So that we ignore what the scum bags at the top are doing. Also never forget that trying to fight racial prejudice with more racial prejudice is always bad idea and ultimately hurts ethnic minority groups badly in the long run. That's the paradox of tolerance at work. A truly tolerant society must be intolerant of intolerance.
America: "You new around here?"
I'm really impressed by Trevor's consistent hoodie wearing for a whole year.
Lmao
I honestly have to wonder how big his hoodie collection was before people started pointing it out, or if it was just a calculated move. I prefer to think that he really did have that many hoodies, lolz
@@elenaderoet4926 it is sponsored. He has none!
Look up Germ Theory vs Terrain Theory.
I love hoodies ❤🧡💛💜💙💚
Homeboy straight up said “voting is a privilege” and had to be corrected that it was actually a right.
Thank you, Trevor Noah, for keeping us informed in such an way that makes you smile. Especially, in these bleak, dismal times. 🥰
There needs to be legislation against this damn price gouging during a natural disaster! Damn unethical!
There already is, in every state as far as I know. In Texas, it falls under the Deceptive Trade Practices Act.
@@plaidpanda Texas Republicans are to blame for their failure to maintain the grid they voted to deregulate if they stayed part of the western power grid they wouldn't be in such a mess.
@@HashknightGaming I agree with that 100%, but I was responding to a comment specific to price gouging.
@@plaidpanda in texas that's "ALLOW Deceptive Trade Act for Donors of Ted"
@@vivpace7049 My bad, you're right. Gotta go get the egg off my face.
Imagine the irony of Ted Cruz going across the Mexican border to seek a better life for his family. 😂
Still trying to figure out the clown.
@@caro.caro.9578 don't waste your time on douche bag Cruz. Many of us Texans despise him myself included.
It reminds me of that scene from “Day after tomorrow” Us citizens RUSHING the Mexico board. ❄️🤣
Quick, build the wall while he’s gone. Oh, he flew on a plane you say? Then I guess walls don’t work.
@@adamsilesia5753 Well it would be easier to deport the republicans since there is less of them. But be sure to distinguish registered Republicans and registered Democrats. Many of us register to vote in primaries or we would be independent. So, before lumping everyone into a group, give that some thought.
Texas: It's a snowstorm. Canada: _It's Tuesday._
Norway: _Such lovely weather_
lol
Gee CRM, how does Canada keep its electricity in such weather? Oh wait, you probably prepare your grids, structures, and such, for emergencies, even if they've happened few times before, instead of leaving things easy to jam up, so companies can gouge their customers.
Nice
@Ba Oaic good luck hopefully they shut your account down!!
WOw. Imagine having $16000 in a checking account. I know that’s not the point, but wow.
It could have been in his savings and he had the overdraft protection set up
My thoughts
It was his life savings.
That's what I was thinking!!! Still bad what griddy did. I had them a few years ago and got charged 300 for 1 week in summer. They are banned from Texas now for not paying their bill. Apparently some people blocked them.lol
Good thing he had saved all that money from paying the low utility bills. He was ready for an emergency.
I wish everyone reading this a very happy weekend.
Even in Syria?
@@nigelnyoni8265 The citizens yes, the "government" no
Thank you you too!
I hope you have a great weekend, too!
F U JJ U HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND TOO
*Ted Cruz:* I went to Cancun for the sake of my children. *Us:* So you do agree that parents should cross borders for the sake of their children?
You need to be giving interviews w Cruz!
🤣🤣🤣❤
Underrated comment
@@jancoo2029 because its stupid lol. Cruz vacationing has nothing to do with immigration policy. Dems are idiots 😂
Winning comment 🏆👏👏
Trevor Noah makes my day Thank you for your existence
Hope he gets canceled soon
@@landahans227 lmao, I wish he doesnt *KALM DUDE*
@@alvinbengeorge8638 libs will eventually get triggered and cancel him lol. Bet
@@landahans227 „Was Hänschen nicht lernt, lernt Hans nimmermehr.“ Bet! 🤗
@@landahans227 I find it amusing that you hang around a comment site of a talented dude just to troll him and his legions of fans.
If ever there was a perfect photo representing "a day late and a dollar short" it's Cruz photo op.
Poster child, lolz
"in Georgia, there are lines longer than the ones on Don Jr's mirror." 😂😂😂😂😂
Trevor is becoming the love child of Bruno Mars and The Weeknd
Everything is bigger in Texas including their disasters.
And they penis
Hahahah.....agreed
And their bills
Turd Curse's ego = top of that list.
*Australia* - Far south - Weird speech - Gained independence from a sprawling superpower - Apocalyptic fauna and climatic conditions *Texas* - Far south - Weird speech - At one point (illegally) gained independence from a sprawling superpower - Apocalyptic fauna and climatic conditions
“The Herpes of democracy...” 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😂🤣
"Because that shit...is not as good for the antelopes as you make it sound." That so precisely nailed it on so many levels.
“I’m a Nigerian prince.....” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Bible also says, "Though shalt not join hands with wicked men." And "Thought shalt not join the masses in doing Evil."
Also says to sell a victim to the rapist for 50 shekels of silver. Also says slavery is ok and goes even further to say beating your slaves isn't punishable if the slave gets up after a day or 2. I hardly think the bible has any moral authority of good and a very poor example just on the unethical part of slavery.
@@Nomad22280 Where does it say that? I read it, and have not found that info.
@@Nomad22280 The Bible I read says this about Slavery. You must respect your slaves and treat them life family. If you harm your slave you must set them free, if you harm another's slave you must pay the master based on the injury. If you rape a slave, and must pay for it, not just with money, you should also be stoned to death, because rape is a crime punished by death. Which is up to the master of the slave, but that master will be punished by God in some way for not dealing Justice. Anyone who blinds Justice should surely be but to death. A slave must be set free after 6 years of service. On a Jubilee year you must set ALL your slaves free, even if you've only had one for less then a year. If a slave wants to continue being a slave they can sell themselves again. If a slave wants to be a slave for life for you then they can and you put a ring on their ear.
Why fight over a book written by white men to benefit or justify how white men feel or do? That’s why there’s talk about slaves! Even though Asians had quite a few slaves too. Anyway, carryon! But do what makes your god happy
@@generaldurandal3568 I have my bible right here. Apparently you haven't read it, or have a new version where they removed many stories because it was turning people away from the church. Exodus 21:20-21 20 and if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod and he die under his hand he shall be punished. 21. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished; for he is his money.
“We’ve all seen every election. There are lines longer than the ones on Don Jrs mirror. “ 😄
Crak lines
@@baldnblack3664 he talkin bout don jr not hunter
@@landahans227 lindell is the crackhead
How much is Teds' electric bill?
Doesn't matter...he can afford it.🤑🤑🤑🤑
He's a right-wing sellout of Texans and FOR Trump, so he probably got a refund!!
@@snuffysmif9801 yup.. cry more 😂
He was putting water in his assistants car. There was no real poor people there. All his friends. What a joke
Irrelevant but how many sweatshirts does Trevor have also it’s funny how he made sweatshirt his new suits
I am really enjoying Relaxed Quarantine Trevor.
The polling place I went to for years was a fire hall. They took advantage of the influx of people and had a bake sale.
My favorite news, give me the right amount of pissed off and happy!
It's good to see Trevor just having fun
It would be so funny if the republican states turn democrat. I bet they would be trying to change it again.
Only way that can happen is if dead people keep voting come election time
@@landahans227 There is always that one dumb person, and you are it. Way to go. You must be so proud!
@@vanessakneupper9414 ouch? Facts hurting ur feelings 😂
@@landahans227 Proof of wide spread voter fraud from people defrauding deceased persons? None.
Ahh yeah hilarious. And then all politicans decide to end golden parachutes... and lower taxes.... omg what a funny dream...
I'm so mad at myself for not watching you sooner!!!! You're a genius.
Lines longer than the ones on don jrs mirror 😂 damn treavor lol
They can literally just pretend to sell food and water. Make payment “optional” and still give out food and water for free. Shouldn’t have to do it but these rules are ridiculous
Long lines aren't detering voters enough. Get the law suits ready , fuckin ridiculous..
Id be like how much ya got... Thatll be a high five. Lol in court I would be like I made a killing that day. I was paid in over 100 high fives and 200 pumps of hand saniiii 😆
It's amazing that someone would actually have that kind of money in the bank account for them to draw on. I guess Texans are rich.
Mostly, just white conservative Texans.
Right who has $17000 in checking
Happy I’m not the only one who thought that.
It was his life savings.
@@haleystamper8489 then it should not have been in his checking account. What he did was put all his eggs in a basket and lost it all
It's just crazy! Over the past five years, i have seen constant attempts to take away theire rights from people.
Noah had more different colored hoodies in this episode than there are skittle colors to pick from.
I'm sure whoever sent that email knew no one was going to pay attention to it, and that is your culprit. "Find the sender"
I just don't get it. Trump lost, there's nothing random about this vote. People get upset when they don't want, but they don't storm capital
There’s a reason why we can’t understand people who support Donald Trump & the reason is, if we understood why people support Donald Trump we’d be just as crazy as they are!
Democrats when Bush Sr. won: Ah goddammit, this isn't what we wanted, but okay. Republicans when Clinton won: Ah goddammit, this isn't what we wanted, but okay. Democrats when Bush Jr. won: Ah goddammit, this isn't what we wanted, but okay. Republicans when Obama won: Ah goddammit, this isn't what we wanted, but okay. Democrats when Trump won: Ah goddammit, this isn't what we wanted, but okay. Republicans when Biden won: *storm the capitol stop the steal MAGA 2020*
Sometimes they burn cities in a peaceful manner
@@landahans227 sometimes, dumb trolls pop up to get slapped back down
You are whining about storming Capitol, but not concerned about the bombing of Syria 7000 miles from mainland US
Cruz will talk a good game as long as the cameras are on him, but he'll never actually vote for regulation.
Facts
I love your commentary...I see you on a few of my same channels.... Always have intellectual insight...Go Girl 🤗
he doesn’t talk a good anything
AOC kicked Ted's fat ass with her, great leadership skills. Raising money for Texans!
Misinformation
When the bills in TX are bigger than the amount of money they pay for guns: Impossible...
Maybe Texans can shoot their guns off rapidly enough to generate adequate heat to warm their homes
@@susanmann5691 Yes
5:51 "Republicans saw the record number of people exercising their right to vote, and they said, "yo, this s#!t cannot happen again." Basically, yes
Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......
The utility company would have been upset trying to get $17,000 or even $7,000 out my account.
$700 out of mine.🤣
$7 out of mine
Yooo! Lines longer than ones on don jr's mirror! Lmaoooo
The fact that he showed a black Jesus instantly makes Trevor Noah instantly and permanently the Shizznit🦾
21:04 how I looked sitting on my couch with every quilt and blanket in the house trying to stay warm during the Texas winter storm.
I feel bad for all the people in Texas that lost there reptile buddies 😢 I couldn't Imagine losing mine like that
“Souls to the poles” dead😂
"They shaved 78lbs of wool off of 1 sheep, that's enough to make 1 mitten for Bernie Sanders" I can't with your jokes, LMAO!
The most AUTHENTIC Nigerian accent used while doing a Nigerian Prince joke!!!! looooooooool 10/10 would watch again.
De joy saying he’ll stay at his job forever. He’ll be cell boss in the fed prison soon
You guys spell 'Bitch' differently to us 😉
@Kealoha Cheslock That’s what Michael Cohen thought
"Sorry Ted Cruz, you're still sleeping on the couch!" HA!
Trevor is hysterical.😂👍👍
the robot dog reminds me of one of the black mirror episodes... it didn't end well.
I’ve watched every episode of black mirror and that one by far is the episode at haunts me till this day.
Oh wow must be nice to have $16,000 in your bank account for the electric company to withdraw LOL.
“The herpes of Democracy”.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and “feel it, feel it😂😂😂.
If you're reading this hope you have a wonderful day
Reading from Syria
As a Michigan resident, it's astounding to see that all it took for Texas Republicans to abandon the zero regulations free market they built and clung to was the temperature dropping below 32 degrees.
Lines longer than the ones on DJTJ’s mirror.😂😂
"By fleeing his state during an emergency, the Texas senator betrayed the solidarity that holds society together. A decent man would resign. Instead, Cruz just keeps lying." - Jeet Heer for The Nation
@the daily show Trevor noah hey troll impersonation can get you banned off YT- I'm flagging you for spam and scams
Good morning
Thank you for adding a ray of sunshine! We need more things to make us smile throughout the bs :')
Trevor doing a Demetri Martin bit. Awesome, Ladies.
Apartheid in Georgia voting- who needs the old South Africa.
cruz is the most cynical troll on the planet
Also, every person has to climb Mount Everest and fight a dragon before voting. And Robocop instead of de-funding?
Bro. What do they mean 'put in effort to vote'?! Even ignoring the standing in lines/transportation/vetting part of voting, just doing the RESEARCH on who to vote for took me 4 hours! PUt iN moAr EfForT
Do you get credit for the days you had NO ELECTRICITY?
What a waste of money - the "big btother" robot dog. Invasion of privacy.
No matter what my mood is I can't help but laugh until I cry watching this channel! 😂😂😍😍
"The only Texan that should be hammered is me......at the hotel bar in Cancun" ....your killing me trevor give me a break 👏👏the imitation is awesome 👏👏👏😉🇵🇷
Dam... N i thought i payed a lot for electricity... Holy fuck!!
Political Issues? Blame the children.
peewee : " I know you are, what am I"
Disney Princess before true love kiss Hahaha you had me laughing 😂
@the daily show Trevor noahhmm
Sounds like Jim Crow all over again to me 🙄
Hhmmm Travor, I looked into the 10 comments and I don’t see where it says “Thou shall not be a bitch ass” 😅
The amount of legislations to suppress voting is frightening. This is frightening. Democracy is shrinking.
Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......
The "iam a Nigerian prince" part🙌🔥😂😂🦁
Trevor you slay with the funnies..thanks for the sunshine in these difficult days.
Yeah, I don't know what that actually is that Trump and Pence are maintaining, but "friendship" it definitely isn't.
#tedcruz. A joke of a Senator
A joke of a human being.
If hardly anyone has power, how is demand so high???
Hope y'all in texas are staying safe!!✨🥺
I wouldn't take anything from him he need to be in quarantine
Tom Cruise was sort of a looker. |That new face with the beard might be no good,
After watching a SXSW panel with the Daily Show correspondents, I have even _more_ respect for Trevor. Such a quick-witted, clever, and ultimately, caring person. Usually when you see a man dressed as a woman for a joke, the joke _is_ that it's a man dressed as a woman. When Trevor pretends to be a woman (or any other character), the joke is that he's really getting into that person's head space and saying something genuinely funny based off of their perspective. It's really proof that you can totally be funny without deliberately being offensive, as too many other comedians sometimes believe.
I died when I saw those blue contacts🤣🤣🤣.
If only voters would get as upset as gun owners when their rights get threatened 🤦🏼♀️
I don’t know who needs to hear this but stop saving all your money, invest some of it if you want financial freedom
Invest in bitcoin, gold, silver, the forex market, buy stock, anything!
@@ameliaclara1276 honestly. I tell this to my friends everyday. it's good to save money but you gotta have that investing spirit if you really want financial freedom.
@@ameliaclara1276 I totally agree with you
@@ameliaclara1276 but what if you dont know how to trade any of these? I mean, I see your point. Some people have the money and are willing to invest. But the problem is where to
@@olgasergei7606 dude, this is 2021. People who aren't even traders still make money from the crypto and forex markets
Trevor thanks for making me laugh at our problems, your great 👍
Love you Trevor and your writing team.
Right!? I bet they hangout all the time, have a couple beers, and enjoy a good laugh about that time Donny tried to get Mikey Pence killed.
Lmao this is like the 10th time I've seen one of your comments in this comment section
@@gamerfreak2329 She/He/It does this on numerous channels
@@gamerfreak2329 soooo you admit your watching 🤣
Funnily enough, Trevor failed to mention the bombings in Syria because that doesn't fit the narrative
That's really funny. It's funny that you bash him when I highly doubt the "main stream media" you watch does the same. I'm sure he will cover it.
@@thorgodofhammers1556mainstream is shit especially in the US, but we shall see
You realize this isn't a news program, right? If he finds a funny angle, he probably would cover it.
@@muhammadn.cheema998 it most definitely is.
Ummm this is the wrong place to vent
Awesome thanks plug at the end! Such an important cause!!
OMG I absolutely love Trevor and the Daily Show😂🤣😂😂 Always Facts on top of Facts
"There are lines longer than the ones on Don Jr's mirror." oh snap!
Reporter : PANCE .Me hearing MY PANTS .
Trevor & The Daily Show SQUAD... 💙💚🧡💜
19:40 "Although it was too bad you didn't get to bury your grandpa ..." 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t believe this is how America chooses to not LET FREEDOM RING 🔔....🤦🏽♂️
Wow, love this guy's humor and intellect...good comedy writers too...
“Ladies” 🤣🤣🤣Zombie Trevor! 🧟♂️
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I am always baffled that voter suppression is such a big topic in "the greatest democracy". Maybe the rest of us hasn't fully understood democracy yet...