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**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannaynaycanaynay )
VFX by
Eric Langlay
( / ericlanglay )
Music by Jake Chudnow and from AudioNetwork
( / jakechudnow )
(www.audionetwork.com)
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3
A Man Found Pennies In His Avocado. This Is What Happened To His Dong Oats.
Lmfaoo
love ur stuff
Hey, it's that guy I'm subscribed to! 🍄
Ill be waiting for this episode
Chubbyemu My comment on your soy sauce video got 16k likes.
These rolls ain't loyal
They took Michaels Grandsons kids
Found ya after a week!
Lmao 8 likes
Went Grandaddy makes a comment on a vsauce vid and only gets 15 likes. Rip
femur breaker noises
10:04 "oops I need some more paper clips" me: I bet he'll get it out of the tomato *gets paperclips normally" me: aw
You don't see him fetch the clips, he might have pulled them from a tomato off cam.....
im not gonna like it its too perfect
My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Michael is an absolute gem and Must be protected at all costs
Skyhacker 2015 I will kill everyone and then myself if anything happens to him
“Michael must be protected at all costs” or does he?
We must all surround him to protect him from infection by COVID-19 ...don't worry Michael, we're coming!
He needs no protection. He is immortal
TheBlondie yeah that’s what I was implying
This is not vsauce anymore This is Michael
Yea
@@gibbyace5077 how high are you
@@liakoc_o_megac700 like a Bit more than a half of a doorway
@@liakoc_o_megac700 5'4
“Hey, Michael here.”
*_they disrespect michael by rolling away_*
Hey
Michael finds that unacceptable >:(
Hi dad!
*H O W D A R E T H E Y*
ILLEGAL MOVE
My pennies always turn soggy in the microwave, I need his recipe.
you idoit he sayd no put peny in microwave
A_ 003 o can’t tell if ur joking or not and I really hope ur joking
@@chewstew8569 same
Chew stew what that “joking”?
Zack Max What that mean
baking rolls in a dishwasher... microwaving pennies.... the 80s tv show intro... Michael may be going crazy but at least its entertaining
Every hsot of him noticing the camera and smiling just cracked me up
everyone was going on about the metal pennies but no one saw the metal pot
Lol i didnt even notice the dishwasher im dying
What about holding the drill upside down and poking whatever he's working on with the level?
I feel like this entire series is Micheal slowly going insane while everyone thinks it is a joke
😂 Maybe it's just really good drugs? 🤔
Michael intentionally doing out of context xDD
I thought it was awesome!
Hey Michael VSauce here. We need to talk...
And his beard getting longer
Everyone saw Vsauce out of context as a meme. Michael saw it as creative direction. It gets better every video
where are the replies
@@pikchassis i eated them all
Michael: "I baked some delicious buttery rolls for my great grandson's wedding" Michael's age: 34 years Legal age of consent: 18 years *I have several questions*
Foolish to think he cannot bend time and space
2*18: 36
For no (present-day) laws to be broken: Michael's age at the birth of his: child - 18.75 grandchild - 37.5 great grandchild - 56.25 His great grandchild could have been married from the age of 18, so Michael is at least 74.25 years old.
He also bakes in his dishwasher
I have some news, if you are under 18 you can date other people that are under 18, I know... crazy
Watching DONG/D!NG after watching normal Vsauce videos is so relaxing, it's like seeing your cool teacher in school then finding them at their favorite store and seeing them just living their best life and having fun
he truly Is a living meme.
and he knows it and how know how to play he goes not full meme but also not too serious
Living... I see what you did there
hes basically bill nye and mr rogers strange internet love child
This is EXACTLY what I thought just in that Intro lol
Or is he?
Michael's gone beyond memes into plain surrealism.
hey michael, since you explained how elasticity works at the molecular level, how does stickiness works at the molecular level?
His explanation of elasticity is wrong. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_elasticity
polymers that use physics bonds
"Learning never hurts" Madam Curie has left the chat (Edit: typo)
Jonathan Mackay underrated comment
@@georgedecarvalho8651 Thanks!!
You couldve just edited the typo out instead of saying "edit:typo"
@@richardkluin6124 (edit: removed "(Edit: typo)")
@@richardkluin6124 hes from reddit where you have to explain every time you edit
I love how Micheal embraces meme status.
"How *DARE* you."
He doesn't embrace, he *created* it
Bakes rolls in dishwasher. Microwaves pennies. Harvests pennies from avocados. Angry at disloyal round objects. Makes his own cereal song. We need a dong for the science of Michael
Angry at disloyal round objects 😂
Lol I didn’t even notice he baked them in his dishwasher
I wish I had 1/1000 the amount of fun you seem to on a daily basis. The highlight of my days are watching others have fun. Yay, life. But yeah, lovin' what you're doin' !
stop watching and use that time having fun then. but I get you dude. I get you.
@@LE0NSKA You're not wrong. But my body only allows a small amount of fun before it begins to protest mightily. I do what I can, then have to watch the rest of the time.
Did anyone else like watching vsauce before it was a meme
Is he a meme? Why?
Still do.
Yep
Still do
He has always been a meme
Micheal is to science what Bob Ross is to art.
Idk... 14:02 looked more like art to me
I still don't think Michael fully recovered from his Ayahuasca trip and the isolation chamber
This explains so much
Study the human psyche for about 10 minutes and this is pretty self evident.
@@Colaglass Lol I wasn't acting like I discovered something profound or beyond simple deduction, it's a meme my dude
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Hol up, Michael has a great grandson Dang
Its just a joke, he barely has his own kids already.
Irondragon1945 wdym by barely?
@@eugenef0zzy barely because his kids aren't even 10 years old, I think. Other people have 30 or 40 years old kids but still not even grandchildren, but for Micheal it's out of question at this point.
@@Irondragon1945 he has kids?
@Lola Fields What were you trying to achieve with this?
I really want you to be safe! *pulls out a metal pot with pennies from the microwave*
Michael Steven’s living is straight chaotic good
Tillum or lawful evil, you can’t tell
Michael went from the smartest guy on KZhead to the smartest meme youtube.
I wish he would combine them. I miss vsauce 1
30secs of knowledge 13 minutes of insanity Just the perfect proportion
Harsh Raj Always free perfectly balanced, as all things should be
perfectly balanced. as all things should be
I came here to find out more about the salted pencil.
What’s the salted pencil
I need references
I Got This It’s from one of Michael’s videos called “how to make a catesian diver” it’s pretty interesting
Kåre Dagfinnson cool thanks
The salted pencil and colored Teflon tape were a great setup. I was wondering if regular sugar would work before I knew what he was making or how complicated it was
At this point we’re just watching Micheal slowly descend into insanity
"slowly"
It isn't even a joke anymore. I'm starting to think he went actually insane after the isolation experiment.
Haven't we always been doing that?
@@its_elkku135 All that time in Hannah's basement asylum has taken a toll on Michael's brain
thanks, sal.
Something that keeps coming to mind when I watch these more recent videos is that Michael is actually a really funny comedian.
His comedy is based on eccentricity and non sequiturs. The whole skits are basically a mix of a talking Mr. Bean and science lessons.
The shrimpson boys have teached him
Yea he's funny and i've learned a lot from him.
His videos are mind blowing when you’re high 😂
I'd rather say hes going insane
"Dong oats love you and I love you" Thanks Micheal
I needed that
"9V batteries are expensive, that's ridiculous" *proceeds to use literal money*
A 9V battery is like $3. I'm pretty sure you have more spare pennies in your house than spare 9V batteries.
@@MikusDad39 9v batteries normally cost about 6-9 dollars where I live
@@terrancechancy9548 For one battery? Yikes. A two pack is $7 at my local Home Depot, that's where I got my number.
Yeah dude it's crazy where I live a single pack 9v at my local Lowe's costs about 7 dollars and also across the street at Walgreens it costs 9 dollars and at Walmart it is about 6
Will a used 9v battery work?
_A rollback can is the only thing that will never leave me_
I hope Karen will come back
StrangeProfile karen memes are dogshit
*leaves anyway, defying all laws of physics*
Taikamuna Why do you Comment in every video trying to get subs and attention.
@TheBlue Gamer imagine that, enjoying people liking you. People liking happiness. Liking people enjoying your jokes. Unthinkable
*michael gets mad at cylinders for about 14 minutes*
Yes. This is the kind of quality content I enjoy.
"I don't want anyone getting hurt, I just want everyone to learn" - Michael Stevens of DONG and Vsauce
Being a cameraman is the hardest job with Michael. I would laugh constantly.
This show is simultaneously whimsical, wholesome, and creepy. I love it.
0:04 did he just pull rolls out of a dish washer?
Didnt notice that
Oh my XD
for his great-grandson's wedding
He does much weirder than that later.
With Tidepods as the caramel
I just love the seriousness in his silliness. He's not hamming it up, he's actually almost convincing me its not him having a little fun in it. Its not often that you see this kind of humor in general, let alone in a science based video.
Loving this series so far. Excited to watch more.
So no one´s gonna talk about him baking things in a dishwasher (look at the background 0:03)
Ur a genius
Bet you did not notice someone walking by in the background at 10:33 or the elbow at 12:02 :^)
He baked them for his great grandsons wedding
ROFLMAO
or miceowaving pennies
Dude, Michael, never stop posting. Love ya buddy
no comments
0:54 I love how he uses that screwdriver
did I miss the 'how to grow pennies in avacado' episode?
Nope that's just Michael
@@kimbuccola4702 No, it's Patrick!
In fully convinced michael not only knows about Vsauce out of context, but is trying to give it more content
my thoughts exactly. The only other option is that his brain is fried.
@@NatapixAS yeah, my theory is that he's slowly been coming insane ever since the isolation chamber.
More memes = more publicity
Save yourself a burnt house and leave the 9volt in the smoke alarm. Don’t put the pennies in the microwave though, might cause a fire
he's been doing more drugs in the amazon
BRB planting avacados. I'm gonna be rich.
THAT'S why avacado toast is so expensive!
Noel Goetowski no wonder we can’t afford homes
Wait, WHY ISN'T THERE ANY MONEY!!!!!?????
@@djdbsk Yeah, if avocados only cost 17¢, we'd all be eating avocado toast morning noon and night.
ShatOnYourSteak Yeah, they aren’t really that expensive, it’s just that people keep forgetting about the pennies in the core and end up throwing them out.
"Dong oats love you and I love you." ~Michael Stevens 2019 Edit: thanks for the likes
Best ad 2019.
Ding*
sunday superman d!ng
Was looking for this
@@sundaysuperman5556 do you not get that this is a joke or are you correcting them so it would not sound inappropriate?
Now I'm worried of Michael's mental health. Is it because of his genius mind?
It's probably because of that isolation experiment that he did to himself. It's in his original channel vsauce.
he is real life Rick Sanchez. hes about to solve interdenominational travel
@@axelbenedict3301 I believe you mean interdimensional, not denominational (talking about a particular religious sect of the Christian Church).
all geniuses go mad sooner or later
overflowed
_i would never roll away from you michael_
Heyyy fellow Bergman
welcome brother
the internet does not deserve this man
@Bryan Siders Thanks my guy!! I was proud of it lol
There is no great genius without some touch of madness. Aristotle
Kid: i'm hungry Mom: Want some _dong oats_
Waited for that comment
Is this the chaotic neutral version of HowToBasic?
Pretty much, and how's the after life with Mereum going?
wait i cant do this online now guys
FBI OPEN UP
You can watch him do that online now guys.
You can do this offline now, guy
@@KnowBigDeal Wow, impressive
Michael: **created a can that rolls back** Isaac: **pooped his pants**
Thank you so much for being yourself Micheal. You're such and insperation to me, and you are one of the people who got me interested in science and how to world works. I'm now learning qauntom mechanics and physical chemistry at a college the next town over from mine. Whenever I think where I would be without your influence, I smile because I'm glad that you and your funny, interesting, amazing personalitly and videos always sparked a new hunt for more knowledge. Thank you, Micheal. You will always hold a special place in my heart.
Since when did Michael become the best internet meme?
Michael was born a meme
Since Human Cake. RIP FF
Michael has been one of the preeminent Memelords for years now. I’d say among the top three most powerful, top five at least 😛
He is purposely making more footage for Michael out of context videos... since he lost the Vsauce password...
I was hoping I wasn't the only one seeing the awkward pauses
Did he actually lose the vsauce password???
RandomGamesNow whaas
Wait r u serious he lost the password
@@lolykebrtwv Yeah D: He talked about it on reddit, that's why he doesn't post there anymore.
he has so much fun with his vids. keep it up micheal.
That intro just made my day, oh its 11:55pm. Time to sleep
0:04 Great grandson's wedding, huh? So Michael is indeed a wizard. I knew it the whole time.
I was just doing the math myself
I didn't catch the "great" , very observant of you.
@@stefanf922 That's because I always had the caption on. I'm actually a non-English speaker xD
I stopped the video instantly like whaaat? great grandson!?
@@Sidsidsidsids That was too much for you but taking freshly baked bread rolls out of the dishwasher was fine?
The ending looked like it was going to say "RIP Micheal Stevens"
This comment made me realize that someday Michael will pass away, and I think that's the saddest realization of my entire life.
@@JamesSmith-sc2no Lord. Take me instead.
@@JamesSmith-sc2no it's sad that someone like him will pass away
"Micheal Stevens was found murdered in a alleyway 4 hours later"
Cillen 😂😂😂
2:57 when an object no-clips into a wall.
🤣 gmod ragdolls
The whole Home Living/DIY show entry, with ur actions and expressions..... A+ man!!
Hey, VSauce, Micheal Here! What is the password to my original channel?
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! Now, obviously I know my youtube channels password. Pfft, who could forget their password haha. *music starts *_Or do I?..._*
Or you could just use last pass!
Pearange Productions *pbuttword
Or.. he sold the rights to some corporation..
wolvenar Or, he gave a perfect explanation as to why he doesn’t upload to the main channel as much as this one that everyone just seems to have ignored.
0:44 (wipes tear) Thank you, that means a lot. I love you too, Michael. =)
First time I think I've found someone with roughly the same name lol
I heard from Michael what I've never heard from my dad!
@@deviladvocate21 Squad
“They roll and don’t come back to me” BUT WHO PUSHED THEM AWAY, MICHAEL?
I love this Alan resnick comedy short. keep it up Micheal!
Love how is pulling the "delicious buttery rolls" out of a dishwasher
Love how he grows his pennies
Love how sweet it is that his great grandson is getting married
I missed that. I am going to have to rewatch this episode.
Every episode Michael becomes more and more like Filthy Frank.
wrong
Right
Reincarnation
Oh noooo!!!
Filthy Michael
Everything comedic you do is like what an alien would do if he tried to look as human as possible, and I find that hilarious. I love your sense of humour and the way you explain complex concepts with everyday props.
you are great, I've always enjoyed Vsauce, but here all of us can see the creative person you are and your great sense of humur. You trully are an artist in all ways
Huh. I've always wondered where pennies came from.
maybe that's why we don't have pennies in Canada, can't grow avocado that up north
DO I SMELL PENNIES
Are we gonna ignore that he took the rolls out from the dishwasher
Is there something wrong with that?
Or the fact he made them for his great grandsons wedding even though he’s only 33
And the pennies out of an avocado.
So working for Michael must either be the most terrifying job ever, or the most enjoyable job ever.
I feel like Michael doesn't have a script for his introductions, he just says the first random thing that comes to his head and *_rolls_* with it
"Learning never hurts... ...Unless you want it to" -Michael Stevens, 2019
Hum, Michael reminds me Cave Johnson.
that’s hot
Slow down Go ahead
Slow down Go ahead
I S O L A T I O N
Pennies are fine, but do NOT use nickels or you risk making a nickelback can. And we all know nickelback can't.
that’s good content
Crowder... as in Steven Crowder? EDIT: Nevermind you meant David Crowder
I laughed way too hard at this 😄
I never thought of that.
haha
i uh needed that “i love you” in the beginning thanks micheal
Michael Stevens Living has always my favourite show I never knew I needed.
1:05 When you drop all your corn 🌽
Relatable out here in the corn state
Michael's getting really self aware.
@Millar agreed
@Millar Dammit I was going to say that
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Michael with a hand drill terrifies me to my core
Michael is an absolute legend
After Michael's experience with ayahuasca, his videos have become very...interesting.
He seems happier, though. Maybe this is just what he wants to be doing, and just didn't feel it would do well on the channel until now. Psychedelics are more often a force for positive change than negative.
@@argenteus8314 I agree. I definitely think it has given him some very good positive creativity and it shows.
Do yourselves a favor and stay until the VERY end.
Thanks! :)
Haunted and wet What happens when you pause there long enough
🎶DONG oats are tasty treats 🎶 🎶 Haunted and Wet🎶 🎶 *YUM YUM* 🎶
Thank you. I had already stopped watching.
infinite space?? Thank you
Steven has gotten so funny over the years, I love it!!
He and Micheal make a great team.
Micheal's "i love you' is what saves us from total doom
"Dong oats love you. And I love you"
he made some rolls for his great grandson's wedding *proceeds to pull rolls out of dishwasher*
Didn't even notice lol
How can he have a great grandson who’s getting married at only 33 years old?
That’s the point of the joke.
@@karljohanfalkesgaard733 Simple. Michael is a time traveler.
Isolation has affected his brain.😥
I like your reference
Ayahuasca hasn't worn off yet
@Preda Daniel what xD
Loving this Michael Stevens living stuff
From one Michael to another, you are the best!
I wish Karen was a rollback can
I guess the kids didn't have as much mass as those pennies did to bring her back huh.
@@colinwong1059 Oh wow, *that's* why american kids are getting fatter, in an attempt to counter the divorce rate!
@@leathernluv I sure love Micheal and his science.
THEY'RE MY KIDS TOO, KAREN. PLEASE KAREN, I'M SO SORRY. I WILL STOP DRINKING IF IT MEANS I CAN SEE MY KIDS AGAIN.
when your separation anxiety gets so bad that you fear your food will leave you too
I love michael god bless this man
the hint of stress written in his face at 0:39 and the hint of relief the moment after it
I love that when Michael posts a scientific video, everyone comments that he either forgot his password, or is going insane
Videogamer1824 this is not a scientific video
goodguy2301 are you... are you dumb?
Videogamer1824 this video is a joke
goodguy2301 and I love it
goodguy2301 I do want new vsause tho
Imagine understanding how Michael Stevens’ mind works? - this post was made by Michael Stevens himself
Nobody can contain Michael's mental power.
@@redthief4623 u sure lady?
@@okaberintarou6269 hold my beer
@@okaberintarou6269 Oh, maybe the great Hououin Kyoma.
Where are your lungs?
He's turning into an insane genius and I'm here for it
roll back water bottle would be a nice addition for the curiosity box