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How I Created The Worst Possible Dynasty In Crusader Kings 3

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2020 ж. 22 Қыр.
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  • >Worst Possible Dynasty >Makes Italy That’s Understandable

    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67@ihavetowait90daystochangem673 жыл бұрын

    • italy isnt real its just a fake place hollywood uses for mafia movies

      @mahdiadib9295@mahdiadib92953 жыл бұрын

    • @@mahdiadib9295 On god?

      @trip4L@trip4L3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mahdiadib9295 big if ture

      @yungsteaksauceakalilwasher6571@yungsteaksauceakalilwasher65713 жыл бұрын

    • @@mahdiadib9295 Fun fact: The Italian Language was rarely used in Italy until the last four decades or so. Most people in the country spoke their own regional languages.

      @R3GARnator@R3GARnator3 жыл бұрын

    • @@R3GARnator Indeed, the bad thing tho is that those languages will be gone in the future, that's more than horrible

      @piotrcarafa7993@piotrcarafa79933 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact: if the dynasty had been full of tyrants the big dude named “lizard king” would literally have been a Tyrannosaurus rex (which means king of tyrant lizards) considering they spoke Latin around that time in Italy

    @Itual@Itual3 жыл бұрын

    • Max Jenkins-king nah it is Latin

      @oliverjones1000@oliverjones10003 жыл бұрын

    • actually, it literally translated to tyrannical lizard king

      @Cybetrexs@Cybetrexs3 жыл бұрын

    • @@oliverjones1000 you sure?

      @totalcrash5006@totalcrash50063 жыл бұрын

    • Actually hardly anyone was speaking Latin outside of church at this point for 700-800 years. Source: wasted life getting a pointless degree in linguistics centered around the latin languages

      @volpelastname6951@volpelastname69512 жыл бұрын

    • Dialects and early forms of Italian were being spoken by this time were being spoken werent they? Thought Latin was used only by the clergy and the Papal States.

      @christophersalinas2722@christophersalinas27222 жыл бұрын

  • He managed to make Lord Farquaad by messing with Shrek traits

    @hansdasgas9533@hansdasgas95333 жыл бұрын

    • That says a lot about society

      @aliveyetundead@aliveyetundead3 жыл бұрын

    • He was married to Fiona

      @drcyrsgaming5709@drcyrsgaming57093 жыл бұрын

  • > plays female > calls daughter Spaghetti = Mom's Spaghetti

    @keizervanenerc5180@keizervanenerc51803 жыл бұрын

    • Mom's spaghetti, joints deformed, skin so scaly

      @IronClique@IronClique3 жыл бұрын

    • Knees weak, palms sweaty, choking on my own blood already

      @JamesTAdams@JamesTAdams2 жыл бұрын

  • 10:00 bruh that's literally Pope Farquaad

    @szymsonthatmemeguy3181@szymsonthatmemeguy31813 жыл бұрын

    • Farquaad with da pope hat is kinda fresh 😳😳😳

      @justabadplaya215@justabadplaya2153 жыл бұрын

  • When he says “I’ve got an albino” or “I’ve got a scaly” he sounds like he’s trading d-list Pokémon

    @deutschamerikaner@deutschamerikaner3 жыл бұрын

  • Alternative Title: Creating The Average Discord Moderator

    @epoole1@epoole13 жыл бұрын

    • Alternative title: Why was CK3 made? What was the point?

      @TheBelrick@TheBelrick3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheBelrick CK3 is basically just better ck2, and it also doesn't need hundreds of dollars of DLC to be good

      @blob7963@blob79633 жыл бұрын

    • @@blob7963 is it better? i have noticed after watching play throughs. And most people have already bought the ck2 dlc

      @TheBelrick@TheBelrick3 жыл бұрын

    • it has boobs

      @finalone223@finalone2233 жыл бұрын

    • Final One truly the best part of the game

      @thatbritishguy6865@thatbritishguy68653 жыл бұрын

  • He made his own family

    @federalagent9950@federalagent99503 жыл бұрын

    • Slaughterd by words.

      @user-vn5xj6yc9p@user-vn5xj6yc9p3 жыл бұрын

    • I don’t get it

      @hannesH3@hannesH33 жыл бұрын

    • Apply ice bag the the burn

      @helixco7072@helixco70723 жыл бұрын

    • Damn son, you just murdered him

      @TheGatrGamr@TheGatrGamr3 жыл бұрын

    • Ooooooooh

      @satch5471@satch54713 жыл бұрын

  • >dynasty of giant lizardmen who fight Italians >none of them are named Bowser smh

    @thesandman9377@thesandman93773 жыл бұрын

  • I like the religion naming convention. In my current playthrough I'm trying to create Giga Chad by hoarding all the good trait carrying characters. So I reformed the religion to allow consorts and concubines as well as allow familial marriage. I named it Pussy Control (for obvious reasons, and also because I've been listening to a lot of Prince lately)

    @wittyreviewer@wittyreviewer3 жыл бұрын

    • Should've gone inbetweeners and named it Pussy Patrol

      @demilich867@demilich8673 жыл бұрын

    • I suppose my matriarchal Pursuit of Power religion will now have to be "Pussy Riot"

      @jerrellallen6271@jerrellallen62713 жыл бұрын

    • cringe comment, ngl

      @big_slurp4603@big_slurp46033 жыл бұрын

    • smh my head youtube comments these days

      @jerrellallen6271@jerrellallen62713 жыл бұрын

    • @@demilich867 that's for the make ur own hunting lodge dlc

      @TY-km8hj@TY-km8hj2 жыл бұрын

  • >wants to make the worst dyansty< >doesn't start as austria< see this is where you went wrong isp

    @nerosfreak@nerosfreak3 жыл бұрын

    • he shouldve started as the count in switzerland, cause the habsburgs come from switzerland and hes in the game

      @petarbalenovic418@petarbalenovic4183 жыл бұрын

    • he should of played as austria and just moved his country into italy

      @WinWin-cv5us@WinWin-cv5us3 жыл бұрын

    • @@WinWin-cv5us Habsburgs ruled over italy and austria, both work

      @gabrielvincentelli1254@gabrielvincentelli12543 жыл бұрын

    • @@gabrielvincentelli1254 He should of played as the habsburg in the game

      @Asprawlol@Asprawlol3 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@AsprawlolHow are the habsburgs the worst dynasty? You know as a german, im kinda a Hohenzollern guy myself. But the wide long-term success of the Habsburg just cannot be explained away. Sure, they had chins longer than their schlongs, but that was a price they were willing to pay to have a foothold in every european royal family.

      @gandalf_thegrey@gandalf_thegrey5 ай бұрын

  • "worst dinasty" >Starts with Matilda of Tuscany _TheSpiffingBrit wants to know your location_

    @inserisciunnome@inserisciunnome3 жыл бұрын

  • "Kind of weird that I can be a wise man and an idiot at the same time." Wasn't that basically Forest Gump?

    @WoobooRidesAgain@WoobooRidesAgain3 жыл бұрын

  • “We have created the worst dynasty” *Laughs in Habsburg *

    @gusringo4638@gusringo46383 жыл бұрын

  • Having been following isp since the desk mod days, watching him to this day feels like hanging on to that old family member thats hospitalised due to a terminal illness. And still having hope that one day they might get back up again. Isp we all love your shit man.

    @proventusavenicci3211@proventusavenicci32113 жыл бұрын

    • true

      @cowboymooman8776@cowboymooman87763 жыл бұрын

    • Just... just let grandpa have his fun. Please.

      @TrollOfReason@TrollOfReason3 жыл бұрын

    • @Hooch Smeeth what the fuck...

      @chasecash1363@chasecash13632 жыл бұрын

  • Not so much a gene pool, as it is a gene swamp.

    @nert4285@nert42853 жыл бұрын

  • There's a new hoi4 dlc, that's something to do in your life.

    @YitzharVered@YitzharVered3 жыл бұрын

    • ISP has gone missing

      @cowboymooman8776@cowboymooman87763 жыл бұрын

    • He did the dlc

      @a.N.....@a.N.....3 жыл бұрын

  • “Worst possible dynasty.” At least you weren’t a Karling

    @getinthebatvan3374@getinthebatvan33743 жыл бұрын

    • Why?

      @argonauta9044@argonauta90443 жыл бұрын

    • weren't the Karling's one of the most successful dynasties? or have I been misinformed?

      @yazidk1@yazidk13 жыл бұрын

    • @@yazidk1 well they lost everything and died out. it really was just charlemagne lol.

      @khyroz9519@khyroz95193 жыл бұрын

    • @@khyroz9519 almost all big dynasties eventually died out. That doesn't remove the fact they were successful as fuck.

      @jeltje50@jeltje503 жыл бұрын

    • CK2 being a Karling means you get high stat men in your court periodically completely loyal to you.

      @R3GARnator@R3GARnator3 жыл бұрын

  • There’s a scaly trait? You know what that means! Fish people run!

    @intergalactichumanempire9759@intergalactichumanempire97593 жыл бұрын

    • If only there was a furry trait as well...

      @approximateCognition@approximateCognition3 жыл бұрын

    • @Sightless_Seeker I know, they could actually put it in! That wasn't the joke though, but oh well

      @approximateCognition@approximateCognition3 жыл бұрын

  • Seeing Matilda gives me happy Spiff vibes and flashbacks of her reign.

    @mjey4722@mjey47223 жыл бұрын

  • When will you do a minesweeper playthrough? Still waiting

    @alecstern3043@alecstern30433 жыл бұрын

    • Cuz that’s what I am

      @alecstern3043@alecstern30433 жыл бұрын

  • Meanwhile we have the best dynasty

    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un3 жыл бұрын

    • @darth jar jar binks *Komrade

      @tuberculosisterrence567@tuberculosisterrence5673 жыл бұрын

    • @@tuberculosisterrence567 Commierad*

      @Elizabean1984@Elizabean19843 жыл бұрын

    • tell that to your brother, oh wait

      @MaHeWo@MaHeWo3 жыл бұрын

    • Finnish Uber Wehraboo what is dead my never die.

      @TheStonewall117@TheStonewall1173 жыл бұрын

    • And the best Korea.

      @gabork5055@gabork50553 жыл бұрын

  • So glad to see you're actually having fun playing a game and making videos about it. Always a bit worried that you're forcing yourself for the viewers sake, but ck3 is fun to watch and obviously you're having fun playing it so I would be super glad for more of it.

    @OscarOfAstora@OscarOfAstora3 жыл бұрын

    • All KZheadrs force themselves for the viewer's sake... because that ends up being for the VIEWS sake.

      @johnroscoe2406@johnroscoe24063 жыл бұрын

  • Hey mr isorrow, I think you got the title wrong, you spelled “best” wrong

    @goobya9785@goobya97853 жыл бұрын

    • Now this is what i hate about ISORROWPRODUCTIONS. He copies ISP and mislead his viewer. Trully horrible!

      @miko5742@miko57423 жыл бұрын

    • 中国语言中国皇帝威廉 yes mr Kim Jon Un.

      @Arda0801@Arda08013 жыл бұрын

    • I also got it wrong! It's not the "best" it's the most "pure

      @Palladiosios@Palladiosios3 жыл бұрын

    • @@AxxLAfriku No?

      @wendylynn807@wendylynn8073 жыл бұрын

    • @@AxxLAfriku your the best KZheadr

      @TakeUrBackwoods@TakeUrBackwoods3 жыл бұрын

  • I really appreciate the effortless expansion in the background.

    @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes3 жыл бұрын

  • When even the game is trying to prevent your creation of Lovecraftian horrors in humanoid form.

    @pepperonipierza9547@pepperonipierza95473 жыл бұрын

  • I have a very stark feeling that just uploading your full playthroughs of things is free money and satisfies our content craving from you

    @Lord-Hood@Lord-Hood3 жыл бұрын

  • "how much suffering can i cause to these people"-isorrow probuabaly

    @gloopert2157@gloopert21573 жыл бұрын

  • Crusader Kings 3 is just a overly complex incest simulator with some politics as a sidepiece.

    @JustinY.@JustinY.3 жыл бұрын

    • factual

      @Willzadl@Willzadl3 жыл бұрын

    • Oh, hey im the 2nd person in this reply section.

      @miko5742@miko57423 жыл бұрын

    • you were the bottom comment. Also, wtf. You're subbed to isorrowproductions? Why not ISP? ISP is better.

      @user-me7hx8zf9y@user-me7hx8zf9y3 жыл бұрын

    • Why only 9 likes?

      @shiptaro1915@shiptaro19153 жыл бұрын

    • Interestingly, this didn't get attention

      @dba2k15@dba2k153 жыл бұрын

  • “Oh no.... i am married to my step-mom.... What are you doing step-mom?” Made me snort

    @leviussimp5093@leviussimp50933 жыл бұрын

  • 1:10 look at the right of map

    @belisarius707@belisarius7073 жыл бұрын

  • 10:03 "Hey smoothskin"

    @faraway8478@faraway84783 жыл бұрын

  • Hate how hes trying to rp himself in this game over and over again

    @thechickenmaster6543@thechickenmaster65433 жыл бұрын

  • Nice video my Sister-Wife and I enjoyed it very much!

    @Crackdalf@Crackdalf3 жыл бұрын

  • Love your videos! Keep the great work up!

    @comradeedwin1006@comradeedwin10063 жыл бұрын

  • 4:26 that’s the Final Pam blessing your game with her presence, have some respect

    @everwhatever@everwhatever3 жыл бұрын

  • Even though I have notifications on, KZhead neglected to send me one. Instead I just so happened to find it on Reccomended, the weird ways KZhead works....

    @thanosattorneyatlaw4062@thanosattorneyatlaw40623 жыл бұрын

  • It wouldn't be an ISP video if I didn't hear something along the lines of "oh my good heir Prince Meatballs died"

    @PeferG17@PeferG173 жыл бұрын

  • Oh god, thats awful, even the Missisippians are disgusted by your family.

    @AGWittmann@AGWittmann3 жыл бұрын

  • ISP discovered natural selection with all his really bad heirs dying lol

    @alistairo314@alistairo3143 жыл бұрын

  • Would love to see you do more CK3 videos purely because your commentary is hilarious

    @isabellawoodward4817@isabellawoodward48173 жыл бұрын

  • Your Videos Got The Devs a Purchase. Looks like a fun mix between sims and civ.

    @surveyingfleaproductions@surveyingfleaproductions2 жыл бұрын

  • Oh god I needed this.

    @druiz1133@druiz11333 жыл бұрын

  • Congratulations you successfully relieved the History of the Habsburg Dynastie 👏

    @toschememestation1031@toschememestation10313 жыл бұрын

  • Love watching these videos ! ❤

    @CharlieReignn@CharlieReignn Жыл бұрын

  • 5:59 He is a himbo!!!

    @pawoui@pawoui3 жыл бұрын

  • I too have the slow perk. At least they represent it with a cute duckling here.

    @lostbladder@lostbladder3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:07 Hmmm that's an interesting nation on the right side of the map

    @Tom.Vavirka@Tom.Vavirka3 жыл бұрын

  • 10:16 he looks like Jaws from the James Bond movies

    @lennyschiavone5907@lennyschiavone5907 Жыл бұрын

  • What could make my birthday better, then Isorrow uploads

    @curvinghawk5480@curvinghawk54803 жыл бұрын

  • First child: I’m going to call you... spaghetti 😂😂

    @nateroy1690@nateroy16903 жыл бұрын

  • 5:59 himbo prince

    @secular555@secular5553 жыл бұрын

  • A reverse eugenics program? Best thing i have seen all week!

    @arielnir2679@arielnir26793 жыл бұрын

  • I chuckled at “spaghetti”

    @ashleyburns6752@ashleyburns67523 жыл бұрын

  • I love how they kept the Pope hat despite completely trashing everything else.

    @Helmholtzwatson1984@Helmholtzwatson19843 жыл бұрын

  • I think for this type of goal you may have to play in order to intentionally be increasing your renown until you can get all the bonuses for passing down congenital traits, so play a normal game of CK3 first. after that then you can start equipping your children with scale armor.

    @lonergothonline@lonergothonline3 жыл бұрын

  • Duchy: ISP: Doochy

    @TechnoMinarchistBall@TechnoMinarchistBall3 жыл бұрын

  • my ancestors

    @notliterallyme@notliterallyme3 жыл бұрын

  • oh man, i missed your videos. no kidding, was thinking about it yesterday, before bed nonetheless. ... what a horrible nightmare I had.

    @hmm2206@hmm22063 жыл бұрын

  • 1:07 woah that’s a really cool name for the country on the middle far right

    @bbg4566@bbg45663 жыл бұрын

  • “Oh God, how could you do this to Inbred?!” I am dead!

    @Somethingsomethinggay@Somethingsomethinggay3 жыл бұрын

  • ISorrow, maybe you can do achievement run videos? I would personally enjoy that very much!

    @stevenmichael12705@stevenmichael127053 жыл бұрын

  • 5:10 when your king is so slow he doesn't know which country he rules over.

    @jaysheriffe6292@jaysheriffe62923 жыл бұрын

  • Ah the great science of Eugenics, going strong

    @arielfuchs316@arielfuchs3163 жыл бұрын

  • More like "How i made SCP 3288"

    @notsoprofessionalweeb@notsoprofessionalweeb3 жыл бұрын

  • 8:34 & 9:58 Oh hey he made Lord Farquaad, short and everything as well.

    @Scrintrav56@Scrintrav563 жыл бұрын

  • 5:59 Handsome and Slow? Behold, the Himbo Prince.

    @sirsoftspoken@sirsoftspoken2 жыл бұрын

  • 6:15 ISP has clearly never heard of forest Gump 😂

    @hawkerben1158@hawkerben11583 жыл бұрын

  • 10:02 That is Lord Farquaad.

    @eden4279@eden42793 жыл бұрын

  • babe, wake up, new isorrow video

    @sexhaver32_31@sexhaver32_313 жыл бұрын

  • The thumbnail was so god damn funny man

    @vadoksam9235@vadoksam92353 жыл бұрын

  • I would like to see the family tree to this abomonation

    @thatlittlegoose7597@thatlittlegoose75972 жыл бұрын

  • I’m sick so I’m happy to see your video

    @reacttrailersno4776@reacttrailersno47763 жыл бұрын

  • Dude, I love you.

    @montyadam9965@montyadam99653 жыл бұрын

  • "I am trying to get all the achievements currently" -ISP Speedchievements when???

    @vladimirrator4170@vladimirrator41703 жыл бұрын

  • Hell yeah, he uploaded

    @crippiewithagrippie6775@crippiewithagrippie67753 жыл бұрын

  • This is just what the real ISP looks like

    @izenholf3789@izenholf37893 жыл бұрын

  • Finally a Video.Finally !!!!!

    @arkodutta3273@arkodutta32733 жыл бұрын

  • Tell me ISP, did this Italian ruler want to be a sailor also?

    @vampishpick4606@vampishpick46063 жыл бұрын

  • this entire game was some guy being indecisive about his fursona on furaffinity.

    @johnsmith5215@johnsmith52153 жыл бұрын

  • Doesn’t have his own family, so he MADE HIS OWN!

    @thekatplayz@thekatplayz3 жыл бұрын

  • everybody gangster until he decides to make the most OP dynasty ever

    @Soggycatfan@Soggycatfan3 жыл бұрын

  • I think the proper term would be cacogenics program. Eugenics means good genes. The prefix caco means bad. ( As in CACOphany)

    @graypj@graypj3 жыл бұрын

  • replace the ironside hammer noise with the home depot one

    @doihavetoputaname9624@doihavetoputaname96243 жыл бұрын

  • 8:49 Shrek in whiteface and drag with Farquaad.

    @more17@more173 жыл бұрын

  • You should've shown the dynasty tree

    @px6883@px68833 жыл бұрын

  • ISP making his family in CK3

    @blintasticc@blintasticc3 жыл бұрын

  • Looks like rural Italy alright!

    @aurex8937@aurex89373 жыл бұрын

  • 4:36 idly tiles

    @Esteban-lh7qz@Esteban-lh7qz3 жыл бұрын

  • I'm still waiting for ISP to make a Herculean Dwarf or a giant dwarf. the biggest small person or the smallest big person is a feat to be achieved.

    @twinkiephobe2915@twinkiephobe29153 жыл бұрын

  • Shoulda called the slow wise man Forest Gump

    @Dmitrisnikioff@Dmitrisnikioff3 жыл бұрын

  • All hail Emperor King I Lizard Face 'the Scholar' of Lizard!

    @raikaria3090@raikaria30903 жыл бұрын

  • Don't forget to tune in next week for the conclusion of all this selective breeding: Creature of the black lagoon

    @Torlik11@Torlik113 жыл бұрын

  • CK3 is really the perfect game for this guy

    @atakankaya1604@atakankaya16043 жыл бұрын

  • 5:16 this dude just has my name... wait crap

    @mihajey260@mihajey2603 жыл бұрын

  • I haven't told anyone this before, but I think I am getting the scaley trait but only on my right foot. I have no idea what is causing it but it has been around for a few months. It is really itchy.

    @ColCoal@ColCoal3 жыл бұрын

  • He made the kardashian family

    @jon4ang@jon4ang2 жыл бұрын

  • I don’t like how half of these looked like my family

    @hebyyattack@hebyyattack3 жыл бұрын

  • Am I the only one that throughout the video I was watching the Byzantines expand like crazy?

    @kostaskladis6665@kostaskladis66653 жыл бұрын

  • 6:10 Wisdom is different from intelligence. Apparently you're Forrest Gumping it up in Italy.

    @MunchKING@MunchKING3 жыл бұрын
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