Crusader kings 3 is here, so I spent the entirety of my game creating the perfect human being. Introducing Big Chungus The Destroyer.
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“Oh my god ANOTHER DAUGHTER” Now you must know how Henry VIII felt
This enraged hisbfather who punished him severely
You mean Henry the eighth?
@@finalhourhd8822 well that's what VIII means so yes
@@finalhourhd8822 You absolute dingleberry, he said eighth.
Jacob Davis We aren’t Roman so use English numerals instead. If you’re going to speak English use it correctly.
Imagine being dwarfed in both height and facial hair by a 10-year-old boy. He could snap me in half and I can do nothing about it. I also love how a genius married an Amazonian woman. Like I guess he truly was a genius.
The genius was a man of culture
@@crawlingboy he wanted to die from snu snu
@@Zenden1ST who doesent
@@sirrivet9557 Agreed
The nerd is banging the gym girl
The full bearded 10 ft man will lead The Chads to complete victory
Primarch
Prequel to David and Goliath
Bearded or inbreeded?
@@nool9046 sequel actually
I'm imagining him meeting the Mongol horde in open combat and it's basically just the opening scene from LotR except Mongols instead of humans/elves and he's backhanding people barehanded THE POWER OF THE CHAD, COULD NOT BE UNDONE
Other youtubers: oh boy, ck3! I'm going to make the greatest dynasty and dominate medieval europe! Isp: E U G E N I C S T I M E
I feel like half the CK youtubers just made inbred chads hahah
I mean, eugenics is always a part of that plan.
I mean they are the same thing
By eugenics you mean incest right?
I mean, eugenics at least has the purpose of making humans "better", however unethical that can be. Incest is just the side effect of finding your sister really hot
• 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗖𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝘂𝘀 𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗮 gains the trait 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴.
AxxL wut
GoldenDiamond Wooof don’t worry about AxxL, he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed
INSERT NAME HERE ok
Ax r/nooneasked
Imagine living in that time period seeing that monster of a man in full armor charging at you. Imagine being a peasant and seeing that?
Better hope you have a crossbow handy, and even then you're probably screwed by anyone in full plate.
@@gajbooks you think a crossbow is going to stop big chungus? Lol
@@bird9230 Hey, better than a pitchfork or a spear against such an absolute unit. If he gets close enough for that, you're already dead.
@@gajbooks true, but I'm pretty sure if you shot him, his belly would just absorb it into calories. Hed just get BIGGER
24 prowess for a reason.
Habsburgs: "Our bloodline is pure!" iSorrowproductions: "Hold my genes"
@Shane L perfect. Petition to add the "orange" trait in CK3
Hapsburgs: My Mommy/Aunt says its a strong chin for a strong Boy!
Sorrow: actually never mind that would taint our bloodline, I'll give it to my sister who is also my mother
the habsburgs got the pure recessive genes, this guy purely got the other ones
... the dude is like... the size of the actual Hulk, but he has a beard that looks like it personally cultivated by both Chuck Norris and Santa Clause.
Now imagine him in armor charging at a wall of peasant soldiers.
Chuck Norris...What is this, 2007?
none shall sway his mighty beard. he shall be forever victorious at beardnarok
Plebians: We have monolithic monuments dedicated to our kings! The Chads: Our king *_IS_* a monolithic monument
Have your ruler build an epic statue of themselves that’s still to-scale
@@LeafseasonMagbag no need to worry about making inaccuracies in the design, just have him stand there and wait while you make it
When the ruler designer comes out, ISP should make himself.
gains trait: *D E P R E S S E D*
Why should he make trotzky?
He just did.
well there are the mod for that tho but still waiting official one from paradox
There’s a ruler designer in debug mode
My wife has leprosy, my son is a paranoid schizophrenic, and I (70 year old) have a 17 year old second wife, and a 2 year old third wife. *I hath become Chad. Creator of worlds.*
And they both have sickle-cell anemia
I am become Chad. The creator of worlds.
And you also sometimes play Crusader Kings.
I sure do hope you married those children for political gain and not your sick desires
Sounds like your average Muslim to me.
As a Spaniard, I would be proud to have Big Chungus THE GREAT DESTROYER as my king
As a non Spaniard I wish I had a king like that
Any human being on this planet wants to have such King of Kings as his ruler.
Imagine being a mongol and thinking that you’re people are taking over the world, then you come across a rapidly expanding empire of these giants
You already have one just need him to get thick then there you go
Juanca va a ser la cosa más cercana a eso
"not marrying you for your prestige, marrying you for your brains, Probably more of a compliment", I mean, yeah
Romantic
You literally created the Mountain from Game of Thrones. The difference in size with the wife it's like the one of the actors and his girlfriend. Poor women
A genius mountain. This guy beat the nerds for so long that he actually absorbed all of their knowledge and became a genius.
She's prb a "size queen". Look it up on urban dictionary. You're welcome.
@@wtp7631 Hotkinkyjo?
The 10 year old with a beard is what got me
he created the Gigachad
"We need to find ourselves a giant woman." ISP has his priorities straight.
the real question is IS THE COMET EVENT IN IT?
Its a paradox game. OF COURSE IT DOES BECAUSE PARADOX HAS A HARD ON FOR COMETS
Almost heaven
THE ECONOMY, FOOLS!
if only you had comet sense you'd know it was in the game
*IT’S A SIGN*
"I have no words, for he ate them all." - Not ISP
11:48 Lad married a 10/10 "could crush head between thighs" woman; with taste like that of course he's a genius.
This is what the biological ascension in stellaris should’ve been like
Genetic Perfection
Amen
Not Where I expected to see those references but ok
Those inferior Xenos wouldn't know whats coming to them!
I did something similiar, and after you get one character that has 3 positive genetic traits and no negatives there is a decision to "strengthen your bloodline" giving all your descendents from that 40% more chance to inherit positive traits and reducing chance to inherit negative ones. Pretty incredible because most of my family has incredibly powerful traits now. And that allowed me to conquer many lands through marriage and gain powerful allies as the AI loves those traits.. This is the one thing I truly missed in CK2.. If your character inherited any good traits was like a coin toss. Now you can actually make it your strategy..
True. For a game where you play as a Dynasty, that sort of option is a big upgrade.
yes but it's also OP
@@theTranscendentOnes yes but it's also fun
@@pedrokiihl856 its not fun anymore if u roflstomp everybody.
@@theTranscendentOnes I don´t know, by the time I am king I generally can stamp on everyone except the largest Empires.. That is a problem that is always there.. To me it depends on how you look at it, your going to get a pretty difficult early to mid game.. Because you need to marry your relatives together to ensure the traits are passed down and the `Pureblood` trait is given.. And you need to be micromanaging your family a lot.. Losing characters will be a big deal.. And they kill each other a lot.. Giving setbacks.. It is very powerful as long as you keep it up.. Stop working on your family and those traits are slowly be diminishing within a few generations. It is a pretty powerful play style, but to me it stays fun for a lot longer then just expanding your Kingdom.. After becoming a Empire I am usally done with the game, but with this family play I have being going for quite a while now.. Not even expanding necessarily but expanding my dynasty into every kingdom in the world.. Got more then a 100 living family members at this point
A better title would be "How the Emperor invented Primarcs"
Or Primarks, the shopping destination.
I just posted The same thing, oh shit-
Skull dad had a very interesting procedure
@@crawlingboy My 3 braincells read this as "Skull Dad has a very interesting profile picture" And i sat there re-reading this comment thinking "Who is Skull Dad?" And then i read it correctly and developed a 4th braincell.
Genetic engineering with Isorrowproductions!
Issorow roleplayed as an emperror of man and created primarchs
Eugenics 101
"my son is 10 years old and has a full beard" lmaoo truly the genes of kings
It only took centuries of inbreeding and controlled genetics but the perfect dynasty hath been created
A small price to pay for salvation.
Taureor: Tries to get the greatest person through legitimate means. The Spiffing Brit: Tries to get the greatest person through illegitimate means. iSorrowproductions: Tries to defy God himself by creating an abomination.
"tries"???
That's Robbaz who always tries to create incestual inbreed abomiations. ISP look like he does true eugenetics by getting the right genes rather than the cultural perjudices.
Tries to defy God himself by creating Big Chungus*
He is god 😂
True
>laughing at naming his nations "Chads" >when there's literally a nation called Chad that exists in the present hahahah
And it's a third world shithole.
And it means lake
@@penguinw7 Wait...so it is "Lake Lake"?
@@darmocat the same as the faroe islands, except with islands instead of lakes
@@portalmanHUN weird how that happens to most of the former colonial protectorates of "cultured western first world countries" wiki: "The French came to perceive Chad primarily as a source of raw cotton and untrained labour to be used in the more productive colonies to the south. Within Chad, there was neither the will nor the resources to do much more than maintain a semblance of law and order. In fact, even this basic function of governance was often neglected; throughout the colonial period, large areas of Chad were never governed effectively from N'Djamena (called Fort-Lamy prior to September 1973). "
* a woman over 25 gets pregnant * CK player: "WHAT!? SHE'S SO OLD, HOW CAN A WOMAN THAT OLD GET PREGNANT!?"
Crusader Kings is redpilling young men about the prime age of women.
I don't know how it is for CK3 but I'm almost positive that a woman in CK2 can keep having kids till they hit 45.
@@redbaronflyer8392 Tell me about that. My last game I used the old seduction focus for lovers, and marry a barren woman for the prestige, so gavelkind doesn't end me, but she had 2 fucking kids at 44, TWINS
@@redbaronflyer8392 i tried to marry my heir to a 38 y/o and he refused, saying she's past childbearing age
IRL reaction 👀
creating a chad is nice and all but is he a horse? i dont think so.
Heresy
Hey Hey People
SSeth here
giant beautiful herculean horse when
H O R S E M.D.
We must see more on just what this ultimate Chad and his great dynasty can achieve.
He should try to recruit some of his herculean, giant children as knights, if possible- I wanna see what destruction they can wreak.
Agreed
@@athath2010 warhammer 40k
Chad nation later becomes the imperium of man.
Dude, the disfigured character model looks sweet.
Funny how as a disfigured person you look cooler than most other people.
Reminds me of Doctor Doom
@@torquevonthorne948 same
does anyone know if you can get prostheics in this game if you lose limbs like in ck2?
Walk around in London until you get acid thrown in your face, then wear a cool carved mask for the rest of your life.
alternate tiyle: "creating the armstrong family from fullmetal alchemist"
This beard has been passed down for generations in the Chad family!
Creating Senator Armstrong from MGR revengeance Medieval Nanomachines, son. You can’t hurt me, infidel!
Incredible valor! Respectable muscles!
Normal people: lets make a balanced and functional empire that will last throughout the ages ISP: What if I made a dynasty of spanish Shaqs
Chungus, the next evolutionary stage of humans, after the homosapien race
Homo "No Homo" Chungus. :D
Chungosapien
You have seen Genghis Khan..... Now you'll see *CHUNGUS KHAN*
A paradox game that’s is playable and fun at release???? Pinch me i must be dreaming
@Drinker_Of_ Milk You still will prob. Idk if you have seen the map but uh not so subtle foreshadowing.
Tbh, I was fine dropping the cash on CK2. I am in pain that I cannot play this yet.
Daniel Jabari China?
@@Ake-TL i am pretty suspicious of it, yes
@@danieljabari1772 tbf map changes are usually free in paradox games
“I could break the Pope in two with my bear hands!” -The Destroyer
iSorrowproductions makes a case for eugenics THE VIDEO
It's not eugenics, just evolution.
@@gajbooks you need to research this...
@@Ypog_UA He's not going around killing disabled people or making breeding choices for others. He is "himself" as the many incarnations of Big Chungus, so he is just following "natural selection".
@@gajbooks its not natural selection, selective breeding is part of eugenics...
@@Ypog_UA Is me not wanting to marry a fat stupid dwarf with heart problems considered eugenics? No, that's just my choice. Same with Big Chungus only looking for Giantess Amazonians.
Daddy Sorrow. This will probably get buried because all us kids are smooth brains but there's a decision you can take that will make getting good congenial traits much, much easier. You need each of the leveling traits (intellect, beauty, physique), and one of them needs to be level 3 (genius, beautiful, or herculean), respectively. Basically if you continue and play as one of your kids you'll get it.
That Ironside intro is just a staple of the channel now.
yea i feel wierd when i see it on another channel, i actually thought it was his intro before seeing it on the other.
@Jack Renders well, he's sponsored
0:13 Oh no, Alabaman Drew got to him
Next he will just be spectating every game
When you make Gwyn, Lord of Fire through cultivated breeding.
If bred and inbred a full albino dynasty, you practically are roleplaying the Targaryens
I love how an strategic-managing-politics game became an inbreed simulator.
that's one of the reasons why cruzaders king's is so good
The virgin smallpox dwarf duke vs the chad genius giant herculean KING
I was waiting for this gigachad
That "Portugal, caralho!" moment when the Queen of the Kingdom of Castile cheats on the King with the Duke of Portucale
so that is how the Emperor of men built the Primarchs-
"His wife, *_「SKELETOR」_* , is a giant."
In this episode ISP follows the steps of the Bene Geserit and breeds the perfect human being
Is that a Dune reference?
If you want to be the ultimate Chad, you gotta play as Chad as well. Or in this case, Sao.
This guy may be impressive, but he’s no Fabiano III ‘The Sword of Jesus’.
Oh god I remember that
It's a shame it wasn't the third installment for a different Paradox game
true
Cries in Prussian
ah yes Imperator 3
Stellaris 3 confirmed
March of the Eagles 3 when
This is by far one of the best videos you've made in ages. Actually made me laugh out loud.
My doctor doesn’t look me in the eye anymore during the prostate exams
Epic
Epic
Epic
Epic
Epic
But in reality Isorrowproductions, you’re the chad here :)
only a megachad can cccfdsawefxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Simp.
Don't you mean trotsky productions
14:15 Basically my response to everything that happens in Crusader Kings.
The Emperor of Man making the primarchs
France: **explodes** Charles V, centuries later: *Yes.* _Finally._
Damn finally Gregor clegane can be represented properly in the game of thrones mod once that comes out
Or Robert
pro-tip: play as Leon, he has epic intrigue stats and can kill his brothers with no need for agents if you set your spymaster to support schemes and chuck your wife on assist intrigue
"I've created the perfect human!" *A vegetarian German artist joins the chat*
Oh dear lord... Your son at the end actually looks like one of my friends, same beard and hair colour got it all
"My leader........ Big Chungus" ok you got me with that one bro.
can we bring back "the sword of jesus"?
There was a *fun* bug when as Hellenistic pagan in CK2 you would get "The sword of JupiterMarsNeptune..." It really made it kinda annoying but also kinda funny
I remember laughing my ass off when I saw your character on bokeons stream
When the Spanish Inquisition takes you to the king: "Me he cagao' en los pantalones y nisiquiera sé cuál es mi sentencia" (I've crapped my pants and I don't even know my judgment)
This is the must fun ck3 video so far. ISP quality
This is honestly amazing. Made my day.
Genetic perfection has been achieved!
Everybody gangsta until Santa starts building chad dynasty
That was a great ending, good fun ! Keep it up man
Never seen your videos before but wow, what a great one to start with haha. Awesome content thanks!!
The Emperor of Mankind revealed himself to humanity! Rejoice
In awe at the size of this lad. Peak performance, absolute unit!
First video of yours I have watched, thoroughly enjoyed and laughed constantly, subscribed!
"Breeding...the perfect human." Thus, every sister of the Bene Gesserit knows.
We need a Mega-Chad Mega-campaign. And the Chungus must conquer the Tungus!
The Chad of Chads.
I have not watched a video of yours in 2 whole months... Now I have a load of content to catch up on and enjoy! looking forward to it
12:42 death by snu snu
Alternative title : How I became the life guard of the gene pool
When your such a man you son is born fully grown and sporting a beard.
this is one your best vids so far fr
I don't know how KZhead did it but ever since yesterday; just one video about this game I knew nothing about nor had any particular interest on, got me in a rabbit hole of videos that made me actually download and play the game. It is weirdly addictive.
dwarf giants that are inbred would be cool. take notes
think those traits are mutually exclusive
@@emilianorios4761 someone has to make a mod, it will be done somehow.
@Ankit Chandola I mean I guess...
@Ankit Chandola very wide and chunky normal height person
@Ankit Chandola Or Eitri from the Avengers Infinity War.
Ah, finally I can play as the Emperor of Mankind
Just landed at this video by coincidence. But this guy is hilarious :-D Loving the style of your vid mate!
Truly the best content I've seen for this game yet
Big Chungus and Skeletor, what legends
I think I might play as the God Emperor of Mankind from 40k using the console cheats
Amazing!!! Isp, you surprise me everytime!!!
10:06 Vassals: Ah, nothing greater than a king by this name!
OH MY GOD HE'S THIC
Dios bendiga al gran Chungus, forma de vida perfecta, reconquistador de la península ibérica y uno de los mejores memes de 2018
Glad to see Paradox finally released Eugenics simulator
Awesome video dude!
This is perfection.
Big Chungus in, The Thickening Starring: Big Chungus as, The Giant Big Chungus 2 as, Big Chungus 2 Big Chungus 3 as, Bigus Chungatus Big Chungus 4 as, Bigelo Chungato Big Chungus 5 as, Portugalo Chungelo Big Chungus 6 as, Amazonas Chungazona Big Chungus 7 as, Bigaloto Chungano and without further ado, you love him, you hate him, he's formed the Iberian Chad Empire, he's sired at least ten more kids for the Chungus dynasty, Big Chungus 8 as... Bob.
Haha love it... aaand unexpected development, I learned a few things from this video.
2:10 “isn’t this one but maybe next video” Sometimes foreshadowing is relatively obvious