Creating the Most Inbred Dynasty in Crusader Kings 3

2020 ж. 31 Там.
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Looking to take your chin to habsburg heights? Elevate your dynasty today: play.crusaderkings.com/Alzabo. This video is sponsored by Paradox Interactive.
In this CK3 challenge we will attempt to keep it in the family for generations and elevate an obscure dynasty to the heights of blue blood - from the lowly count of Cournouaille to the empire of West Francia!
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  • Looking to take your chin to habsburg heights? Elevate your dynasty today: play.crusaderkings.com/Alzabo. This video is sponsored by Paradox Interactive.

    @AlzaboHD@AlzaboHD3 жыл бұрын
    • Oh, oh, i have idea. Cannibalism challenge! Ritual Cannibalism oriented Faith(make Guttonous virtue ofc). It would be hard to find practicing cannibal to start with tho.

      @cyphi474@cyphi4743 жыл бұрын
    • CK3 added a Pure-Blooded trait if your dynasty can go through enough "keeping it in the family"

      @Gamecrafter12@Gamecrafter123 жыл бұрын
    • Found one way. postimg.cc/ZvcKMjQ4 Its Stress random event sadly(with three posible outcomes). I didnt go for it because its nasty secret to have.

      @cyphi474@cyphi4743 жыл бұрын
    • Bringing alabama to europe

      @Lightningdude@Lightningdude3 жыл бұрын
    • How can you speak those words and not burst out laughing congrats man yousre a very good storyteller

      @spymaster3366@spymaster33663 жыл бұрын
  • That's not a family tree. That's a family tumbleweed.

    @augustwinterman6952@augustwinterman69523 жыл бұрын
    • Family shrub.

      @arkinyte13@arkinyte133 жыл бұрын
    • You sir are an asshole 🤣🤣🤣

      @skyfalldeadpool1633@skyfalldeadpool16333 жыл бұрын
    • A family wreath

      @manaeenuchsupraditnaayudha8514@manaeenuchsupraditnaayudha85143 жыл бұрын
    • @British Pride lol

      @Amlehr@Amlehr3 жыл бұрын
    • It looks like a ladder

      @sniperparty2178@sniperparty21783 жыл бұрын
  • So it only takes a few generations of "keeping the bloodline pure" to create lord Farquaad ? A small price to pay for true divinity then

    @giorgibarbaqadze9196@giorgibarbaqadze91963 жыл бұрын
    • Well.. apparently you can also gain a "Pure Blood" trait (or something like that) as well. If you manage to survive all the inbreeding you can eventually breed out any genetic disorders and essentially become immune to the effects of inbreeding. The game says that's rare though, and I've not found it so far. Only a couple generations in. The first generation had no issues and mostly all inherited genius, beautiful, robust, or herculean traits. The second generation was the male heir, marrying several of his better half sisters. Still no issues, and almost every kid had several of those "good" traits. One even managed to get 3 of them. When the dude starting messing around with his own daughters though.. the game started throwing health issues in. So far they've all gone away as the kids have aged though.. but I've only had a couple kids in that generation and they're all still young.

      @eno2870@eno28703 жыл бұрын
    • @@eno2870 maybe thats more for a continued bloodline with positive traits, explained by them having created a solid bloodline without any disorders, not necesarrily for surviving inbreeding. either way, Im just glad I can make shreks most handsome man in ck

      @giorgibarbaqadze9196@giorgibarbaqadze91963 жыл бұрын
    • Some of these inbred children may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take.

      @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot3 жыл бұрын
    • @@giorgibarbaqadze9196 - My understanding is that you take inbred children and keep breeding them. If you manage to somehow make it through that without the loss of fertility and health issues ending your line, then you may eventually get lucky and get a child with the Pure trait. Several of these together are then immune to inbreeding and pass the trait on to their own children.

      @eno2870@eno28703 жыл бұрын
    • From family tree to family circle

      @Prod.DJEvil@Prod.DJEvil3 жыл бұрын
  • "Hey, Paradox, I'm going to make a long video about super-incest." "SPONSORED!"

    @evanrudibaugh8772@evanrudibaugh87722 жыл бұрын
    • It's why half their fanbase even plays this game, to do horrible things and make wacky religious cults. 😂

      @chrysanthemum7391@chrysanthemum73912 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine what these holy wars looked like...instead of the riders of Rohan, thousands of freaks with various deformities come running naked over the hill, screaming gibberish.

    @DJSpike-ft9yw@DJSpike-ft9yw2 жыл бұрын
    • i mean they ride something... mainly siblings but there could be the occasional horse here and there

      @rangaplays2025@rangaplays20252 жыл бұрын
    • You mean pre-Christian Scotland?

      @fujifilm5127@fujifilm51272 жыл бұрын
    • Alternatively, you mean modern Glasgow?

      @fujifilm5127@fujifilm51272 жыл бұрын
    • Reminds me of King Ptolemy I to Cleopatra VII

      @cnn8420@cnn84202 жыл бұрын
    • So like the titans from aot

      @hackergaming6372@hackergaming63722 жыл бұрын
  • Don't you just hate it when your dwarven lord is challenged by his half-brother/cousin/grandson who manages to slither onto the battlefield with 9 different genetic diseases?

    @Wreath_Noel@Wreath_Noel3 жыл бұрын
    • lol yes ofc

      @admontblanc@admontblanc3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah always happens here

      @housesports000@housesports0003 жыл бұрын
    • CK at it's finest lol

      @turnerd20@turnerd203 жыл бұрын
    • A massive legion of deformed naked Frenchman

      @bryanthardin8481@bryanthardin84813 жыл бұрын
    • You just made me imagine a deformed snake-like dwarf slithering onto a medieval battlefield, sword in mouth... 🤦🏾‍♂️😂🤣😆

      @JehsuBenIsrael@JehsuBenIsrael3 жыл бұрын
  • not even 5 hours old and the incest has began

    @giorgosthoma849@giorgosthoma8493 жыл бұрын
    • Just like Thanksgiving.

      @matthewriley5819@matthewriley58193 жыл бұрын
    • @@matthewriley5819 hold up

      @giorgosthoma849@giorgosthoma8493 жыл бұрын
    • The incest has begun waaay before release (see: the Iberian Intrigue dev streams).

      @rodrikforrester6989@rodrikforrester69893 жыл бұрын
    • @@rodrikforrester6989 tradition holds power.

      @admontblanc@admontblanc3 жыл бұрын
    • @@rodrikforrester6989 That was a great stream

      @conq1273@conq12733 жыл бұрын
  • imagine how awkward these family reunions are. you get there with your niece sister in law wife, and are forced to see your ex wife daughter cousin.... yikes

    @dnsoulx@dnsoulx3 жыл бұрын
    • Its not that bad, me and my family manage to make do with it

      @bodman951@bodman9512 жыл бұрын
    • @@bodman951 AYO WTF!!

      @zachjesalva7696@zachjesalva76962 жыл бұрын
    • @@lol-zp1ps I just threw up in my mouth...... lol you get pissed off at grandpa for hogging grandma! ughhhhh lol

      @DustinBarlow8P@DustinBarlow8P2 жыл бұрын
    • Okay, I need a diagram to explain that

      @cekretone@cekretoneАй бұрын
  • Imagine reading in history books about a horde of naked dwarfs defeating a Pope.

    @AstralDragoon@AstralDragoon2 жыл бұрын
    • haha jesus that's the best LOTR joke ever heard

      @abstractalking8319@abstractalking8319 Жыл бұрын
  • Giving the dynasty a chin only a mother-sister-daughter-wife could love

    @coyote47713@coyote477133 жыл бұрын
    • 😍😍😍

      @xxxacu@xxxacu3 жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha, good one mate! 🤣

      @Vulturefist@Vulturefist3 жыл бұрын
    • So she would have to have a child with her father. Making her kid her half brother. Her child would have to of married his grandmother making her his daughter in law. And she and her son would of had to be married.

      @WadeAlma@WadeAlma3 жыл бұрын
    • So... Inbreeding makes you a gigachad?

      @proudmisogynistracisthomop1280@proudmisogynistracisthomop12802 жыл бұрын
    • charles 5th: hey Mummy says its a strong chin for a strong boy

      @orgluzman561Peace_IL_PS@orgluzman561Peace_IL_PS2 жыл бұрын
  • "Their lineage is . . . confusing at best. Many are simultaneously his son, nephew, and brother-in-law at the same time." *DUELING BANJOS INTENSIFIES*

    @HoundofOdin@HoundofOdin3 жыл бұрын
    • I'm convinced that prof. Farnsworth is Dr. Bright's current body And as for the alabama.... Idk pretty much better than the current Jurassic park version condensed in an american state called Florida

      @crabsandcrabsandcrabs924@crabsandcrabsandcrabs9243 жыл бұрын
    • Epic banjo duel between Alassippi and Missibama!

      @DamonNomad82@DamonNomad823 жыл бұрын
    • YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!

      @ThatAnnoyingBird@ThatAnnoyingBird3 жыл бұрын
    • I am laughing way too hard at this. 🤣🤣🤣 not the Banjo my dude!!! Not the damn banjo. Seriously though incest is the most retarded thing humans have ever came up with

      @skyfalldeadpool1633@skyfalldeadpool16333 жыл бұрын
    • Eh, not really. It just means his father married his sister (players aunt) and the player married his sister. Repeat as needed

      @theta_clips@theta_clips2 жыл бұрын
  • "somehow he is is son, grandson and brother in law at the same time" im gonna take a guess here and say he's the son of your daughter who you married, and thus he becomes your son because he is your "wife"'s child, your grandson because he's your daughter wifes child, and your brother in law because he is....betrothed...to your....sibling maybe? im lost on that one haha

    @locktock9@locktock93 жыл бұрын
    • Brother-in-law because wife's brother. The child's mother is also his sister.

      @DeplorableMinecrafter@DeplorableMinecrafter2 жыл бұрын
    • @@DeplorableMinecrafter wut? How?? That doesn't make any sense

      @le_meme_man8983@le_meme_man89832 жыл бұрын
    • @@le_meme_man8983 The grandson is you(player character) and your daughter's son. That makes him and his mother siblings, which also makes him your brother-in-law.

      @crypto66@crypto662 жыл бұрын
  • Take a shot of your liquour of choice every time he says "inbred" and remove an item of clothing each time he says "dwarf". An ideal game for the whole family.

    @samuela.3670@samuela.36702 жыл бұрын
    • No thanks, i want to keep my skin on.

      @the_mexican_spy5584@the_mexican_spy55842 жыл бұрын
    • @@the_mexican_spy5584 abandon the skin

      @hib7295@hib72952 жыл бұрын
    • @@hib7295 unclear instructions, bleeding to death

      @GooseWithAPassport@GooseWithAPassport2 жыл бұрын
  • ah, now I see why the Mongols stopped advancing into Europe

    @JustAnotherAccount8@JustAnotherAccount83 жыл бұрын
    • made my day

      @Loreless@Loreless3 жыл бұрын
    • This comment is gold

      @greatbrandini3967@greatbrandini39673 жыл бұрын
    • Why? Is that some sort of racist joke referencing the term mongoloid?

      @ErebosGR@ErebosGR3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ErebosGR why do you have to think so negatively it was obviously about the inbred mutant in the video

      @davidpark2557@davidpark25573 жыл бұрын
    • @@ErebosGR Dumbass.

      @xerithonk5316@xerithonk53163 жыл бұрын
  • I'm amazed by the fact that developers added the possibility to enact a law which bans clothes in your court 👏👏

    @melchy392@melchy3923 жыл бұрын
    • Everything for the rp

      @BadDayLp@BadDayLp3 жыл бұрын
    • It's a historical Christian sect.

      @darkwitnesslxx@darkwitnesslxx3 жыл бұрын
    • @@darkwitnesslxx Hindouism tho

      @plumebrisee6206@plumebrisee62063 жыл бұрын
    • @@plumebrisee6206 Why Hinduism?

      @martaleszkiewicz5115@martaleszkiewicz51153 жыл бұрын
    • @@martaleszkiewicz5115 There are nudist sects of Hinduism

      @user-kt3uv7nf7i@user-kt3uv7nf7i3 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine fight against a army of nude people holding nothing but two swords

    @GoEvenHarder@GoEvenHarder3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, their OWN "swords" if you know what I mean... xD

      @scottkrafft6830@scottkrafft68302 жыл бұрын
    • @@scottkrafft6830 citation from Godfather, remember? Sonny on Michael preparing for restaurant murder

      @rustemzholdybalin6210@rustemzholdybalin62102 жыл бұрын
    • Technically my ancestors ( Some Brazilian natives )

      @baldeaglesarentbald1921@baldeaglesarentbald19212 жыл бұрын
    • nah just one long girthy sword, ................................. two would be truly inbred.

      @Gabe-cv4yr@Gabe-cv4yr2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Gabe-cv4yr Considering how many generations of it he had- they probably had two.

      @crazyabe4571@crazyabe45712 жыл бұрын
  • "Nothing is more important then family" - Dom Toretto

    @uhvyle4108@uhvyle41082 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine going to battle with a solem look and full battle armor just for some lads all naked charge up and demolish you before being forced to be like them and marry your family because of the new tradition

    @ulysses9488@ulysses94883 жыл бұрын
    • Well, the first half was basically romans vs celts

      @user-ft3jq5vi2l@user-ft3jq5vi2l3 жыл бұрын
    • 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

      @JehsuBenIsrael@JehsuBenIsrael3 жыл бұрын
    • @@user-ft3jq5vi2l Yep, upto the "demolish you" part ;)

      @RexGalilae@RexGalilae3 жыл бұрын
    • @Anzu Wyliei You don't get to decide it. They'd have you marry your fat mom too

      @RexGalilae@RexGalilae3 жыл бұрын
    • Rex Galilae Burst a laugh at that one lmao

      @ModernSemruk@ModernSemruk3 жыл бұрын
  • Paradox: “we’ve spent years developing a better more in-depth CK game I hope you guys enjoy” You Tubers: “LETS GET INBRED”

    @m.domsuni4514@m.domsuni45143 жыл бұрын
    • They wanted to give more choice to the player. To influence the world more and cater towards that fantasy of "changing history".

      @user-pi8pd9wc5y@user-pi8pd9wc5y3 жыл бұрын
    • funny how they still sponsored this video

      @combo1184@combo11843 жыл бұрын
    • @@combo1184 they even played on that fact for promotional pursposes during their own live stream. The dev played a spanish duke who, at start, cheat his wife with his sister and get babies with her.

      @lyc0h@lyc0h3 жыл бұрын
    • SWEEEEET HOME ALABAMA!

      @Melanrick@Melanrick3 жыл бұрын
    • theres NO WAY they didnt see that coming

      @jljljl1820@jljljl18203 жыл бұрын
  • "Nudity and Prosperity" There's some words you don't find paired up too often

    @augustblock3981@augustblock39813 жыл бұрын
    • I am humbled by such words of wisdom

      @skyfalldeadpool1633@skyfalldeadpool16333 жыл бұрын
    • Duude, unless your grandma was a hippy. My childhood was strange.

      @xxprizefighterxx@xxprizefighterxx2 жыл бұрын
    • @@xxprizefighterxx was there a lot of drugs and drum circles?

      @donovanlocust1106@donovanlocust11062 жыл бұрын
    • Two words. Pornography producer.

      @who_cares848@who_cares8482 жыл бұрын
    • except in Germany

      @PaulAVelceaVSC@PaulAVelceaVSC2 жыл бұрын
  • 7:30 "The most logical choice was, of course, his half-sister and first cousin Morganne." Well, yeah... obviously. That's just common sense, isn't it? :D

    @1SaG@1SaG3 жыл бұрын
  • After like the 5th generation they present each other like: Yeah, she is my... *Sigh relative I guess

    @fartvader84yearsago8@fartvader84yearsago83 жыл бұрын
    • “My spouse.”

      @____________838@____________8383 жыл бұрын
    • Read Wayfarer Redemption by Sarah Douglass if you really wanna see some inbreeding nonsense with the Icarii. Think of them as flying magical elves with just, so much incest.

      @DAsrada@DAsrada3 жыл бұрын
    • after the 10 generation: yeah she is my **deep breath** sister, mother, grandmother, wife, daughter...

      @rangaplays2025@rangaplays20252 жыл бұрын
    • @@rangaplays2025 at that point do you still give it a gender *IT* is my sister, father in law aunt, mother, son, grandfather and my dog

      @mowermen1762@mowermen17622 жыл бұрын
    • @@mowermen1762 true, it definitely isnt human at that point

      @rangaplays2025@rangaplays20252 жыл бұрын
  • I like this sort of "Story" in this video, rather than "Heres to get the best build. All the land, best game" etc etc. But just talking about events as if it were the characters making these decisions rather than the player discussing them. More of this please.

    @jackhughes1741@jackhughes17413 жыл бұрын
    • This is how CK is supposed to be played

      @danzoom@danzoom3 жыл бұрын
    • @The505Guys you should watch his CK2 horse video where the horses rule the world it's incredible

      @dodolulupepe@dodolulupepe3 жыл бұрын
    • Many a True Nerd gets into the roleplaying aspects a lot, would recommend.

      @samuelstensgaard4828@samuelstensgaard48283 жыл бұрын
    • There is no "best" anyway, its a sandbox game. Anyone who says that about these kind of games just dont get what these games are about.

      @Baleur@Baleur3 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed, almost like a narrative let’s play. Make more!

      @SkillaWillits@SkillaWillits3 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine having to study this family tree in school🥴

    @smashdown958@smashdown9583 жыл бұрын
  • I laughed so hard whenever he would describe inbreeding as “divine”

    @dominics.8796@dominics.87963 жыл бұрын
    • It is that unholy. Negative plus negativr equals positive my dude. Or something mathematical like that. Don't ask me I am retarded

      @skyfalldeadpool1633@skyfalldeadpool16333 жыл бұрын
    • @@skyfalldeadpool1633 i think its negative minus negative but yeah something like that

      @rangaplays2025@rangaplays20252 жыл бұрын
    • The fade ins on the word inbred in the marriage warnings in game whenever he mentioned tradition/noble blood killed me the most 4:08 for reference

      @juliethepositive748@juliethepositive7482 жыл бұрын
    • @@rangaplays2025 no its negative times or divided by negative

      @juntingiee2602@juntingiee26022 жыл бұрын
    • How the king went to heaven lmao

      @ECSizemore@ECSizemore Жыл бұрын
  • Should've called the dynasty Sandwich. Cuz they inbread

    @bobthepervyuncle@bobthepervyuncle3 жыл бұрын
    • Holy hell that's a terrible dynasty name fit for a messed up bloodline

      @skyfalldeadpool1633@skyfalldeadpool16333 жыл бұрын
    • My gawd

      @addi_addi@addi_addi3 жыл бұрын
    • There is a succession line of Montagu for the Earldom of Sandwich, Kent if anyone is interested to marry in and found the Sanguis Sanctus religion :)

      @Soken50@Soken502 жыл бұрын
    • Earl of Sandwich: *sweats nervously*

      @Scorecatron@Scorecatron2 жыл бұрын
  • The delivery on this video is awesome. Hes just casually talking about how his naked dwarven lord defeated his half-brother/cousin/grandson with 9 genetic deformities and then forced everyone to marry their family.

    @ThreeEyedFish@ThreeEyedFish3 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks for the support! This dynasty was quite an interesting... experience all around haha

      @AlzaboHD@AlzaboHD3 жыл бұрын
    • How does one simultaneously be his brother, cousin and grandson at the same time? Can someone please explain to me what led to this?

      @AD-pp2vn@AD-pp2vn3 жыл бұрын
    • @@AD-pp2vn libido.pure,boundless,feral libido

      @sapateirovalentin348@sapateirovalentin3483 жыл бұрын
    • @@sapateirovalentin348 No I mean specifically. In order to be his half-brother they need to share a parent, to also be their cousin their parent needs to be the sibling of your parent. If one of his parents divorced remarried one of his aunts or uncles than technically you can get a mix of half brother and cousin. It's just I don't know how the grandson part fits in.

      @AD-pp2vn@AD-pp2vn3 жыл бұрын
    • @@AD-pp2vn i am losing brains cell just reading this

      @sapateirovalentin348@sapateirovalentin3483 жыл бұрын
  • Play as Byzantine and do this Achievement unlocked: Sweet home Albania

    @kaiser_Haux@kaiser_Haux3 жыл бұрын
    • OMG i laughed for 20 minutes

      @Lawrance_of_Albania@Lawrance_of_Albania2 жыл бұрын
  • You can't explain royal families in one gameplay. The gameplay:

    @captaintorchman1046@captaintorchman10463 жыл бұрын
  • This was a cool explanation of British history, but I came here for videogame commentary.

    @alech9418@alech94183 жыл бұрын
    • Brittany is not the same thing as Britain

      @leejerrett8268@leejerrett82683 жыл бұрын
    • @@leejerrett8268 I dont think thats what he meant

      @DanksterPaws@DanksterPaws3 жыл бұрын
    • How is this british history?

      @singingsunflower9000@singingsunflower90003 жыл бұрын
    • @@singingsunflower9000 the house of Hannover was pretty inbred, but idk if that was what he was referring to

      @kkitchens8089@kkitchens80893 жыл бұрын
    • Singing Sunflower you know there are these crazy things called jokes

      @quandaledingle7812@quandaledingle78123 жыл бұрын
  • When you lineage is starting to be called as the family conga line instead of a family tree

    @toastbot9496@toastbot94963 жыл бұрын
    • @Lee Gou A fallen tree.

      @dodec8449@dodec84493 жыл бұрын
    • Family pole!!! Jjajajajaaa!

      @charlesiiofspain3303@charlesiiofspain33033 жыл бұрын
  • "He will forever be remembered for his apetite and historical irrelevance." is what they're going to etch on my tombstone.

    @thejadedeagle6729@thejadedeagle67293 жыл бұрын
  • A wise man once said: "The best way to make your dinasty eternal is to transform your family tree into a family circle."

    @Snipfragueur@Snipfragueur2 жыл бұрын
  • Me: Can we have Targaryens? Mom: We have Targaryens at home. Targaryens at home:

    @DreamOfGermany@DreamOfGermany3 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @camilomsn4807@camilomsn48073 жыл бұрын
    • Lmaoaoao

      @aengusog3415@aengusog34152 жыл бұрын
    • Hol up what do you mean you want to have targaryans and you asking your mom.

      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh5832@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh58322 жыл бұрын
    • @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh5832 HMMMM

      @bubaaaaaaaaa@bubaaaaaaaaa2 жыл бұрын
  • I love how people took all the stereotypes from CK2 ("Oh, it's just an inbred simulator") and cranked it up to 11 in CK3. It's like dabbing on the Mona Lisa.

    @trygveplaustrum4634@trygveplaustrum46343 жыл бұрын
    • i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/7e/0c/2b7e0c390894154d2cb7175d3a58db75.jpg

      @Ohflipsnap@Ohflipsnap3 жыл бұрын
    • they really embraced the memes

      @pretentious_melancholic@pretentious_melancholic3 жыл бұрын
    • CK2: Just an incest simulator CK3: Hold my beer, just incest ain't enough

      @121Zeen@121Zeen3 жыл бұрын
    • To be fair, CK2 is also a hostile-takeover-by-horses simulator, if you play it right. Hopefully that's possible in 3 as well.

      @blarg2429@blarg24293 жыл бұрын
    • the funniest thing is that the developers of the game themselves sponsored this video

      @xelldincht8149@xelldincht81493 жыл бұрын
  • So randomly got this recommended and i really like his storytelling , never heard of the game , but it sounded like a historical documentary , really enjoyed it

    @Monky44@Monky442 жыл бұрын
    • It’s just so elegantly narrated combined with the naked people 😆

      @woodpigeon7776@woodpigeon77762 жыл бұрын
  • Small thing that I’m not seeing anyone talk about: his great pronunciation of the French county names 👍🏼

    @radiclelife@radiclelife2 жыл бұрын
    • but cant pronounce "piety" properly lmfao

      @NeuKrofta@NeuKrofta2 жыл бұрын
    • Are you having a laugh …. The pronunciation is brutal

      @kennethelder2072@kennethelder20722 жыл бұрын
    • Ah yes. FranKEEY-UH

      @thatdudeoverthere2188@thatdudeoverthere21882 жыл бұрын
    • You’ve gotta be joking. I legit thought this was circa 2018 text to speech at first.

      @Grak70@Grak70 Жыл бұрын
  • I love how he narrates gameplay as some kind of documentary about medieval Europe, you pure-blood sire have my like!

    @dinar7082@dinar70823 жыл бұрын
    • Sounds like a royal advisor to the dynasty to prophet.

      @Shagamaw-100@Shagamaw-1002 жыл бұрын
    • If CKIII happened in history

      @atime5703@atime57032 жыл бұрын
  • The calm, almost "National Geographic Documentary" manner in which you commentate this video makes it even more funny

    @dandewizzle2479@dandewizzle24793 жыл бұрын
    • Yes!

      @kanalkucker14@kanalkucker142 жыл бұрын
    • sounds like jeryrigeverything

      @ENfireLight@ENfireLight2 жыл бұрын
  • "making our family tree look like a conga line" is a VERY good line

    @freedemonhugs@freedemonhugs3 жыл бұрын
  • when you catch two cows for a farm in minecraft

    @aessydizzy1838@aessydizzy18382 жыл бұрын
  • I can't get over the fact that France is just Jerusalem now

    @Amazatastic@Amazatastic3 жыл бұрын
    • When you launch a crusade to go to Jerusalem but Jerusalem decides to come to you.

      @redrangerrr558@redrangerrr5583 жыл бұрын
    • how the tables have turned

      @feferson492@feferson4923 жыл бұрын
    • @@feferson492 How the turntables.

      @Ignikus@Ignikus3 жыл бұрын
    • We was Holy Land and shit!

      @Serpillard@Serpillard3 жыл бұрын
    • Bruh, this is nothing. I wasn't paying attention for a while and suddenly I had Jerusalem instead of Iceland and southern Italy. There were also Ásatrú rulers in every goddamn corner of the world, while the founding dynasty of Poland was pushed out of Poland by Russians and owned Northern Germany. The AI is completely bonkers in CK3.

      @LecherousLizard@LecherousLizard3 жыл бұрын
  • "A charming man, he became famous for his elaborate feasts and grandiose balls." This sentence takes on an entirely different meaning for an Adamite king.

    @jaxelt1@jaxelt13 жыл бұрын
  • The way you read out your campaign as a story is amazing😂makes me feel like im listening to an actual medieval documentary

    @Nasserattaf@Nasserattaf Жыл бұрын
  • "Ulfret was growing old, and at the rip age of 64 he past into heaven" 4:28 I think its fair to say that; no, no he didn't.

    @WiggleJimmy@WiggleJimmy2 жыл бұрын
  • "The Sanguinism schism" I lost it.

    @xXHURPADURPXX@xXHURPADURPXX3 жыл бұрын
    • "This video right here, inquisitor!"

      @theoneandonlydetraebean8286@theoneandonlydetraebean82863 жыл бұрын
    • *BLAM!*

      @Ajehy@Ajehy3 жыл бұрын
    • It’s even better, it’s the Sanquisism Schism

      @AnimalSlices@AnimalSlices3 жыл бұрын
    • Sanguinschism.

      @blarg2429@blarg24293 жыл бұрын
    • It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation! Do the Sanguisism Schism with your whole family!

      @MuddBstrd@MuddBstrd3 жыл бұрын
  • 1:18 Family Tree? This is more like a family circle

    @KingMoon110@KingMoon1103 жыл бұрын
    • With all the twists and turns it is either the family roler coaster or family hairball

      @alexzander7386@alexzander73863 жыл бұрын
    • An Ouroboros if you will

      @music79075@music790753 жыл бұрын
    • A family wreath

      @spacellamamk1@spacellamamk13 жыл бұрын
    • @@spacellamamk1 beat me to it

      @marcinduman2651@marcinduman26513 жыл бұрын
    • Hey hey people

      @Zurvan1947@Zurvan19472 жыл бұрын
  • Dominic Toretto: "There is nothing stronger in this world than family." AlzaboHD: "...and I took that personally."

    @antisga@antisga2 жыл бұрын
  • Despite all the incest, you're a great story teller.

    @gavingiwer855@gavingiwer8552 жыл бұрын
  • Somewhere in Hell, the Hapsburgs are nodding in approval.

    @GarlicPudding@GarlicPudding3 жыл бұрын
    • But can you nod with such a heavy chin? Hmmmm.jpg

      @AlzaboHD@AlzaboHD3 жыл бұрын
    • @@AlzaboHD one nod is all you need

      @alexthesp@alexthesp3 жыл бұрын
    • AlzaboHD Just lift your head and let gravity do the work.

      @GarlicPudding@GarlicPudding3 жыл бұрын
    • Those chins are weapons on their own

      @Pardonmyinsolence@Pardonmyinsolence3 жыл бұрын
    • That's a strange way to spell Heaven, my friend. A divine bloodline deserves nothing less.

      @death153278@death1532783 жыл бұрын
  • The Habsburgs: Write that down! Write that down!

    @myl938@myl9383 жыл бұрын
    • Egyptian ptolemaics: are we a joke to you? (No seriously, Cleopatra was almost twice as inbred as Charles "barely functioning" II of spain, yet she still managed to be fully functional. I swear she got a nat 20 in character creation or someone cheated there.)

      @user-ft3jq5vi2l@user-ft3jq5vi2l3 жыл бұрын
    • @@user-ft3jq5vi2l i never knew that

      @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385@helpiamstuckonthismanshead33853 жыл бұрын
    • @@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 Life begins with genetic lottery, high probability to inherit good and/or bad traits from your parents. For healthy kid to be born from two sickly parents is a winning the lottery.

      @FrstSpctr88@FrstSpctr883 жыл бұрын
  • History Channel seems weird, but strangely interesting these days.

    @Ann_Xileel@Ann_Xileel3 жыл бұрын
  • 4:09 "They are related and run a chance of them being inbred" That is exactly what it is game

    @Steampunkfox143@Steampunkfox1432 жыл бұрын
  • You can say anything about Historical Crusades, but Crusade against Adamites was necessary

    @jackson8382@jackson83823 жыл бұрын
    • Yea those fucks were weird

      @ilduce4298@ilduce42983 жыл бұрын
    • Only Sanguitism deserves to exist.

      @nETbKaH@nETbKaH3 жыл бұрын
    • The real historic Adamites allowed incest, but it was apparently not very common. They preferred first or second cousins, which is not considered incest, but it is still inbreeding.

      @elimalinsky7069@elimalinsky70693 жыл бұрын
    • @@elimalinsky7069 study shows second degree cousins are safe and dont conduct to inbreeding. We mutate just fast enough to allow that.

      @gabrielvincentelli1254@gabrielvincentelli12543 жыл бұрын
    • @@gabrielvincentelli1254 Second cousins are still blood related though, but I guess the distance of the relation is enough that recessive genes won't be activated.

      @elimalinsky7069@elimalinsky70693 жыл бұрын
  • 15:15 What a boss Ulfret II was. Took on a disintegrating realm, left it several times larger than its previous peak extent, and went on to rule for 53 years! God truly smiled on his lineage.

    @Gastogh@Gastogh3 жыл бұрын
    • Heil Ulfret the Great!

      @hannibalburgers477@hannibalburgers4773 жыл бұрын
    • He would’ve definitely received the moniker “the Great” if he was an actual historical figure.

      @AleF202@AleF2022 жыл бұрын
    • Bookmarking comment

      @user-gj4eu2kl7k@user-gj4eu2kl7k Жыл бұрын
  • The way this comes off as an actual documentary is insane

    @jungtothehuimang@jungtothehuimang Жыл бұрын
  • The Hapsburg Dynasty: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

    @BuckBlaziken@BuckBlaziken2 жыл бұрын
  • I'm just amazed at how well you played the game, ignoring the incest

    @Mark-lf9cn@Mark-lf9cn3 жыл бұрын
    • *Wincest*

      @mowermen1762@mowermen17622 жыл бұрын
  • Why is the kingdom called “Brittany” it’s clearly just Alabama with a baguette

    @godzillaqq7712@godzillaqq77123 жыл бұрын
    • Why is the state called "Alabama" it's clearly just Brittany but English

      @id30i18@id30i183 жыл бұрын
    • I D30 I lmao

      @godzillaqq7712@godzillaqq77123 жыл бұрын
    • À la bámmas

      @AlexanderGedz@AlexanderGedz3 жыл бұрын
    • Alabaguette

      @taicanium@taicanium3 жыл бұрын
    • @john buck Speaking as someone from Oklahoma, what is y'all's problem with specifically New York? Like is there a stereotype of the South that you have yet to play off as being worse in New York?

      @taicanium@taicanium3 жыл бұрын
  • "Hey, remember how when our little king was a young man he murdered his stepmother and his father let him get away with it for some reason?" "No, and it's treason to say that you do."

    @maxwild1212@maxwild12123 жыл бұрын
  • this was incredible would love to see how the campaign ended and one where you ultimately conquer the world with blue blooded freaks

    @ballparkclown2256@ballparkclown22563 жыл бұрын
  • Lol, Adamitism feels like one of those Skyrim mods that, quote, "totally renovate the gameplay." But it's not. It's baked into the coding. HOW?!

    @trygveplaustrum4634@trygveplaustrum46343 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @Speedster___@Speedster___3 жыл бұрын
    • The craziest part of it all is that Adamite Christianity is an actual sect of Christianity, albeit a very obscure sect (for obvious reasons). Apparently, this sect believes that followers of Adamitism were able to regain their purity from the days of Adam the first man (hence the name Adamite). They believe that this restoration of purity of innocence allows them to go about in the nude. Good job for Paradox for searching through historical documents to bring up this absolutely obscure sect of Christianity in game. Let's hope it stays in game and not inspire someone out there to become the successors of Adam's "purity".

      @macrossMX@macrossMX3 жыл бұрын
    • macrossMX agreed

      @Speedster___@Speedster___3 жыл бұрын
    • It's Crusader Kings, that's how.

      @Furcapper@Furcapper3 жыл бұрын
    • @@macrossMX -i mean, plenty of nudists out there, some of them i'm sure are a bit religious about it. What's wrong with that?- Nah, Adamism is evil dont do it. Promotes raping your kids.

      @tylermech66@tylermech663 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine being naked all day in a medieval castle in winter..that would put some dents in my faith tbh 😁

    @Eisenwulf666@Eisenwulf6663 жыл бұрын
    • God sends us challenges to harden us, like tempering a blade

      @nETbKaH@nETbKaH3 жыл бұрын
    • @@nETbKaH blessed be St.Olfritz.

      @skoobydu1364@skoobydu13643 жыл бұрын
    • Pretty sure castles were warmer than you may think. Never underestimate the heat output from a good hearth fire!

      @Gottaculat@Gottaculat3 жыл бұрын
    • puts a new meaning into "mating season" XD

      @JillWouters@JillWouters3 жыл бұрын
  • 20 seconds in and "Where we make our family tree look like a conga line" absolutely killed me. Thank you, I finally now know how to describe the julio-claudian family tree. Can't wait to watch the whole video.

    @SarahWolverine@SarahWolverine3 жыл бұрын
  • The concept, production and commentary of this video is absolutely glorious! Loved every moment of it! :D Take my sub, kind sir!

    @rasmus11443@rasmus114433 жыл бұрын
  • I typed "CK3 Habsburg" because you can play that dynasty, and this showed up

    @y33t23@y33t233 жыл бұрын
    • I typed "CK3 Religion" I was very confused, but oddly satisfied.

      @scarletbard6511@scarletbard65113 жыл бұрын
    • Actually the head of the habsburgs decided he wants to only marry into his family after a recent CK3 run

      @BadDayLp@BadDayLp3 жыл бұрын
    • I typed "Austria ck3"

      @murximus6131@murximus61313 жыл бұрын
    • I know what I’m doing when I get the game...

      @GabeIDK2@GabeIDK23 жыл бұрын
  • "Sanguisism Schism" is honestly the most cursed thing in this entire video

    @hailonyourparade@hailonyourparade3 жыл бұрын
  • It good to see a gamer be as historical accurate possible

    @CeluiEtSeul@CeluiEtSeul3 жыл бұрын
  • i'm not saying that it's the greatest concept for a video that i have ever heard about, but it's REALLY up there, oh, and that thumbnail is pure fucking gold.

    @anapoda3081@anapoda30813 жыл бұрын
  • wow, censoring so much probably took so long...

    @smorcrux426@smorcrux4263 жыл бұрын
    • I assume it wasn’t censored in game?

      @Speedster___@Speedster___3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Speedster___ it wasnt

      @toreq1127@toreq11273 жыл бұрын
    • toreq I wonder if the devs blushed when making the models :-)

      @Speedster___@Speedster___3 жыл бұрын
    • @@toreq1127 Actually there is an option in the game rules... it's just that only 1 guy has found it.

      @DaDARKPass@DaDARKPass3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DaDARKPass oh thank goodness

      @dodolulupepe@dodolulupepe3 жыл бұрын
  • Love the fact that his voice is so calm while the video's content is crazy as f***

    @mikc3261@mikc32613 жыл бұрын
  • This was an exceptional video! Well done! I love the way you've described events and such. I would've loved to see what happened if you had let Brittany become matriarchal; or on a different venture: to have simply castled up and seen how long the divine family could foster prosperity for the country. I've never played this game; and I'd imagine it doesn't run completely parallel to games like Civilization, but the idea of establishing a very positive and enriching history around incest is very thought provoking.

    @househosted@househosted3 жыл бұрын
  • It's been ten minutes into the video and I still can't stop laughing at the intro. You sir have a form of wittiness that is admirable.

    @TheWutangclan1995@TheWutangclan19952 жыл бұрын
  • Never played CK before, but I'm now interested in seeing how immoral I can become when I play this game.

    @demeterruinedmylife3199@demeterruinedmylife31993 жыл бұрын
    • All my games eventually devolved into my eugenics program, with my entire family involved after I learned how to play. The one time it didn't happen was when I got a character to become immortal through an event I had never seen and didn't know the possible outcomes. So to summarize its great fun

      @CoverofWinter@CoverofWinter3 жыл бұрын
    • CK3 will hopefully be like CK2 which allows you to fuck around in many different mind boggling ways.

      @mykahmeizis403@mykahmeizis4033 жыл бұрын
    • Thats the whole point! Then if you fw the game enough its fun to play morally or however you jus got to get a mindset of the person you're playing as

      @00_00.1@00_00.13 жыл бұрын
    • @@massivekvnt1603 That's just part of being a ruler when the way to power is through hereditary rights. The only reason child-murdering isnt mainstream among modern nation states is because children no longer inherit any power.

      @ardenorcrush649@ardenorcrush6493 жыл бұрын
    • @@ardenorcrush649 Well there was this relatively recent event where "terrorists" killed the entire Nepal royal family at a party, except for one uncle who.... euh... had a cold and really couldnt make it. After the massacre he found out he was suddenly first in line to become the king of Nepal!

      @ageoflove1980@ageoflove19803 жыл бұрын
  • Ah yes of course, the in-Bretons, the neighbours of Jerusalem!

    @Sphagetti__@Sphagetti__3 жыл бұрын
  • I have never heard of this game before. I'm trying it out now while they have it free to play for the next day. Cool game and cool video.

    @kamehameharem@kamehameharem3 жыл бұрын
  • I laughed my arse off the entire time due to the smoothly-delivered commentary. One of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

    @garrgravarr@garrgravarr2 жыл бұрын
  • alzabo: tries to create the most inbred dynasty. habsburg dynasty: "oh, you're approaching me?"

    @martingentieu6850@martingentieu68503 жыл бұрын
    • Look at the Ptolemaic dynasty family tree. Pretty sure they have the Habsburgs beat. At one point they just have 4 generations of siblings marrying.

      @SirConto@SirConto2 жыл бұрын
    • @@SirConto how'd Cleopatra get such a Roman nose then hey? Hnh?! HUMM?!

      @thatdudeoverthere2188@thatdudeoverthere21882 жыл бұрын
    • @@thatdudeoverthere2188 she is greek

      @amirferdhany3177@amirferdhany3177 Жыл бұрын
    • @@amirferdhany3177 didn't know that. They were Ptolemys tho. Also she's dead. So she was Greek. Now she's just dead.

      @thatdudeoverthere2188@thatdudeoverthere2188 Жыл бұрын
  • The dwarve king literally reminds me of lord farquaad

    @dannydeng3640@dannydeng36403 жыл бұрын
    • This is the prequel to Shrek

      @lobehold2263@lobehold22632 жыл бұрын
  • Your voice is so professional and academic that I had to remind myself several times when you said something absurd that I was not listening to an actual history video

    @azalineadkison7540@azalineadkison75403 жыл бұрын
  • The Chill Commentary and the Brutal Warfare + Intense Inbreeding really makes the Video Entertaining

    @huskkking9960@huskkking99602 жыл бұрын
  • The game just came out and the best content we deserve is already here! Thank you, mister, you’re a genius.

    @queru1ous@queru1ous3 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you for your support! I hope you enjoy the story as much as I had fun playing it through lol

      @AlzaboHD@AlzaboHD3 жыл бұрын
  • New drinking game proposal; Take a shot each time alzabo says "keeping it in the family" Take a shot each time he says "sister, brother or cousin" Take a shot each time he mentiones a genetic disorder.

    @Typhoonfloyd@Typhoonfloyd3 жыл бұрын
    • You want us to die?

      @bobthepervyuncle@bobthepervyuncle3 жыл бұрын
    • A drunkard and a legendary reveler: I accept your challenge.

      @LecherousLizard@LecherousLizard3 жыл бұрын
  • Your mastery of french regions pronunciation is delightful. Great work !

    @Misan_M@Misan_M2 жыл бұрын
  • the only history channel I need, is right here.

    @flandersnatch2285@flandersnatch22853 жыл бұрын
  • "Is that clothing, such barbaric clothings are unacceptable in the court of Olfrid" I died

    @jaydenburgher2651@jaydenburgher26513 жыл бұрын
  • He will forever be remembered for his historic irrelevance.

    @zegnar3420@zegnar34203 жыл бұрын
  • This video is a resumé of European history, it is almost so accurate you could learn this for a history exam!

    @TheOnlyKeksSuchti@TheOnlyKeksSuchti2 жыл бұрын
  • I'm not sure why but this is quite entertaining. VERY nice narration my friend, good stuff!

    @davidburton5646@davidburton56462 жыл бұрын
  • when your "lineage" is a straight line.

    @teph1256@teph12563 жыл бұрын
    • No its a circle

      @GameyRaccoon@GameyRaccoon2 жыл бұрын
  • The important question is:will inbreeding lead to horses?

    @zhongzhenpronouncedassciss7060@zhongzhenpronouncedassciss70603 жыл бұрын
    • sadly there is no Gliterhoof in ck3

      @balticpagan1495@balticpagan14953 жыл бұрын
    • @@balticpagan1495 for now

      @GeorgeDenis.@GeorgeDenis.3 жыл бұрын
    • @@balticpagan1495 It's not a true Crusader Kings game without Glitterhoof.

      @Ohflipsnap@Ohflipsnap3 жыл бұрын
    • @@balticpagan1495 glitterhoof is in ck3 as like the debug dog.

      @DaDARKPass@DaDARKPass3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DaDARKPass cant seduce debug menu

      @balticpagan1495@balticpagan14953 жыл бұрын
  • challenge suggestion, start as a "Hellenic Roman" Count in Napoli and restore the Roman Empire and reforming Hellenism. great content btw.

    @justinmalangoni9467@justinmalangoni94672 жыл бұрын
  • CK fan: so, how did you find out about this game? Me: watching a CK3 naked inbred video. CK fan:.....

    @jackjoon3516@jackjoon35162 жыл бұрын
    • THIS IS LITERALLY HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS GAME.😂😂😂

      @sequentialkady@sequentialkady2 жыл бұрын
  • I'm a big fan of how insane they look pre-inbreeding

    @0The_Farlander0@0The_Farlander03 жыл бұрын
  • I love it when KZheadrs do historically accurate runs like this.

    @cg6423@cg64233 жыл бұрын
  • Starting out, Brittany is a good geographic location to go forth and holy war yourself into all sorts of expansion routes. I took the island of Sardinia, North Africa and for some reason since the Byzantine empire had dismantled, I took Constantinople and the surrounding area, now the kingdom of Brittany is headed by a Greek, descendant of a Viking who conquered Brittany and has his capital in the richest city in the game. And will probably found a new empire after that. This game yields some fun stories

    @voterfraud4creepyjoe60@voterfraud4creepyjoe603 жыл бұрын
  • Lol your voice and how you narrate this is fantastic. This whole video is amazing.

    @foxhound8468@foxhound84682 жыл бұрын
  • A challenge huh. I raise you founding a dynasty as an unmarried and childless eunuch with no heirs. Yes, you can survive the first character. It *is* possible.

    @tywinlannister8015@tywinlannister80153 жыл бұрын
    • Ironically ive done this exact challenge in CK2! With satanism though, in CK3 it might only be possible through concubine cuckoldery though ive yet to check

      @AlzaboHD@AlzaboHD3 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@AlzaboHD Ah satanism is hilarious, but it's nowhere near as good as actually getting good ol' Munis of Galilee cucked by his concubines and believing it's his kid even if the guy lacks you know ... the relevant parts to father one XD Poor, poor, poor Munis. Anyhow, your vid inspired me to test Wincest on CK3. It's actually a viable strategy now. It works. Incredibly it works. If you use it reasonably of course at first, then gt the perks offsetting inbreeding chance. I'm running a genius bloodline at the moment. Trying to get the good looking traits to happen more often though. For now I only have intelligence being properly inherited.

      @tywinlannister8015@tywinlannister80153 жыл бұрын
    • Adoption?

      @user-et8vm9cc3t@user-et8vm9cc3t2 жыл бұрын
    • @@user-et8vm9cc3t No such thing in game.

      @tywinlannister8015@tywinlannister80152 жыл бұрын
    • @@tywinlannister8015 Ah, so NOW we're talking!

      @user-et8vm9cc3t@user-et8vm9cc3t2 жыл бұрын
  • i clicked at a random point in the video and i was really confused why is everyone naked

    @martincajthaml1127@martincajthaml11273 жыл бұрын
    • Welcome to the Adamite religion!

      @AlzaboHD@AlzaboHD3 жыл бұрын
  • it was the Sami that suppressed the Norse. it happened in my game also recently. they absolutely obliterated Sweden early on and fractured and slowly assimilated all the Norwegian duchys. and i allied with them through my daughters as Finland and we grew together as giga-Finland as i claimed the king of Finland title. it was beautiful. the vikings basically never even got a chance to raid the English isles or the coast of France lmao.

    @seanprice7645@seanprice7645 Жыл бұрын
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