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Oh, oh, i have idea. Cannibalism challenge! Ritual Cannibalism oriented Faith(make Guttonous virtue ofc). It would be hard to find practicing cannibal to start with tho.
CK3 added a Pure-Blooded trait if your dynasty can go through enough "keeping it in the family"
Found one way. postimg.cc/ZvcKMjQ4 Its Stress random event sadly(with three posible outcomes). I didnt go for it because its nasty secret to have.
Bringing alabama to europe
How can you speak those words and not burst out laughing congrats man yousre a very good storyteller
That's not a family tree. That's a family tumbleweed.
Family shrub.
You sir are an asshole 🤣🤣🤣
A family wreath
@British Pride lol
It looks like a ladder
So it only takes a few generations of "keeping the bloodline pure" to create lord Farquaad ? A small price to pay for true divinity then
Well.. apparently you can also gain a "Pure Blood" trait (or something like that) as well. If you manage to survive all the inbreeding you can eventually breed out any genetic disorders and essentially become immune to the effects of inbreeding. The game says that's rare though, and I've not found it so far. Only a couple generations in. The first generation had no issues and mostly all inherited genius, beautiful, robust, or herculean traits. The second generation was the male heir, marrying several of his better half sisters. Still no issues, and almost every kid had several of those "good" traits. One even managed to get 3 of them. When the dude starting messing around with his own daughters though.. the game started throwing health issues in. So far they've all gone away as the kids have aged though.. but I've only had a couple kids in that generation and they're all still young.
@@eno2870 maybe thats more for a continued bloodline with positive traits, explained by them having created a solid bloodline without any disorders, not necesarrily for surviving inbreeding. either way, Im just glad I can make shreks most handsome man in ck
Some of these inbred children may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take.
@@giorgibarbaqadze9196 - My understanding is that you take inbred children and keep breeding them. If you manage to somehow make it through that without the loss of fertility and health issues ending your line, then you may eventually get lucky and get a child with the Pure trait. Several of these together are then immune to inbreeding and pass the trait on to their own children.
From family tree to family circle
"Hey, Paradox, I'm going to make a long video about super-incest." "SPONSORED!"
It's why half their fanbase even plays this game, to do horrible things and make wacky religious cults. 😂
Imagine what these holy wars looked like...instead of the riders of Rohan, thousands of freaks with various deformities come running naked over the hill, screaming gibberish.
i mean they ride something... mainly siblings but there could be the occasional horse here and there
You mean pre-Christian Scotland?
Alternatively, you mean modern Glasgow?
Reminds me of King Ptolemy I to Cleopatra VII
So like the titans from aot
Don't you just hate it when your dwarven lord is challenged by his half-brother/cousin/grandson who manages to slither onto the battlefield with 9 different genetic diseases?
lol yes ofc
Yeah always happens here
CK at it's finest lol
A massive legion of deformed naked Frenchman
You just made me imagine a deformed snake-like dwarf slithering onto a medieval battlefield, sword in mouth... 🤦🏾♂️😂🤣😆
not even 5 hours old and the incest has began
Just like Thanksgiving.
@@matthewriley5819 hold up
The incest has begun waaay before release (see: the Iberian Intrigue dev streams).
@@rodrikforrester6989 tradition holds power.
@@rodrikforrester6989 That was a great stream
imagine how awkward these family reunions are. you get there with your niece sister in law wife, and are forced to see your ex wife daughter cousin.... yikes
Its not that bad, me and my family manage to make do with it
@@bodman951 AYO WTF!!
@@lol-zp1ps I just threw up in my mouth...... lol you get pissed off at grandpa for hogging grandma! ughhhhh lol
Okay, I need a diagram to explain that
Imagine reading in history books about a horde of naked dwarfs defeating a Pope.
haha jesus that's the best LOTR joke ever heard
Giving the dynasty a chin only a mother-sister-daughter-wife could love
😍😍😍
Hahaha, good one mate! 🤣
So she would have to have a child with her father. Making her kid her half brother. Her child would have to of married his grandmother making her his daughter in law. And she and her son would of had to be married.
So... Inbreeding makes you a gigachad?
charles 5th: hey Mummy says its a strong chin for a strong boy
"Their lineage is . . . confusing at best. Many are simultaneously his son, nephew, and brother-in-law at the same time." *DUELING BANJOS INTENSIFIES*
I'm convinced that prof. Farnsworth is Dr. Bright's current body And as for the alabama.... Idk pretty much better than the current Jurassic park version condensed in an american state called Florida
Epic banjo duel between Alassippi and Missibama!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!
I am laughing way too hard at this. 🤣🤣🤣 not the Banjo my dude!!! Not the damn banjo. Seriously though incest is the most retarded thing humans have ever came up with
Eh, not really. It just means his father married his sister (players aunt) and the player married his sister. Repeat as needed
"somehow he is is son, grandson and brother in law at the same time" im gonna take a guess here and say he's the son of your daughter who you married, and thus he becomes your son because he is your "wife"'s child, your grandson because he's your daughter wifes child, and your brother in law because he is....betrothed...to your....sibling maybe? im lost on that one haha
Brother-in-law because wife's brother. The child's mother is also his sister.
@@DeplorableMinecrafter wut? How?? That doesn't make any sense
@@le_meme_man8983 The grandson is you(player character) and your daughter's son. That makes him and his mother siblings, which also makes him your brother-in-law.
Take a shot of your liquour of choice every time he says "inbred" and remove an item of clothing each time he says "dwarf". An ideal game for the whole family.
No thanks, i want to keep my skin on.
@@the_mexican_spy5584 abandon the skin
@@hib7295 unclear instructions, bleeding to death
ah, now I see why the Mongols stopped advancing into Europe
made my day
This comment is gold
Why? Is that some sort of racist joke referencing the term mongoloid?
@@ErebosGR why do you have to think so negatively it was obviously about the inbred mutant in the video
@@ErebosGR Dumbass.
I'm amazed by the fact that developers added the possibility to enact a law which bans clothes in your court 👏👏
Everything for the rp
It's a historical Christian sect.
@@darkwitnesslxx Hindouism tho
@@plumebrisee6206 Why Hinduism?
@@martaleszkiewicz5115 There are nudist sects of Hinduism
Imagine fight against a army of nude people holding nothing but two swords
Yeah, their OWN "swords" if you know what I mean... xD
@@scottkrafft6830 citation from Godfather, remember? Sonny on Michael preparing for restaurant murder
Technically my ancestors ( Some Brazilian natives )
nah just one long girthy sword, ................................. two would be truly inbred.
@@Gabe-cv4yr Considering how many generations of it he had- they probably had two.
"Nothing is more important then family" - Dom Toretto
Imagine going to battle with a solem look and full battle armor just for some lads all naked charge up and demolish you before being forced to be like them and marry your family because of the new tradition
Well, the first half was basically romans vs celts
😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@user-ft3jq5vi2l Yep, upto the "demolish you" part ;)
@Anzu Wyliei You don't get to decide it. They'd have you marry your fat mom too
Rex Galilae Burst a laugh at that one lmao
Paradox: “we’ve spent years developing a better more in-depth CK game I hope you guys enjoy” You Tubers: “LETS GET INBRED”
They wanted to give more choice to the player. To influence the world more and cater towards that fantasy of "changing history".
funny how they still sponsored this video
@@combo1184 they even played on that fact for promotional pursposes during their own live stream. The dev played a spanish duke who, at start, cheat his wife with his sister and get babies with her.
SWEEEEET HOME ALABAMA!
theres NO WAY they didnt see that coming
"Nudity and Prosperity" There's some words you don't find paired up too often
I am humbled by such words of wisdom
Duude, unless your grandma was a hippy. My childhood was strange.
@@xxprizefighterxx was there a lot of drugs and drum circles?
Two words. Pornography producer.
except in Germany
7:30 "The most logical choice was, of course, his half-sister and first cousin Morganne." Well, yeah... obviously. That's just common sense, isn't it? :D
After like the 5th generation they present each other like: Yeah, she is my... *Sigh relative I guess
“My spouse.”
Read Wayfarer Redemption by Sarah Douglass if you really wanna see some inbreeding nonsense with the Icarii. Think of them as flying magical elves with just, so much incest.
after the 10 generation: yeah she is my **deep breath** sister, mother, grandmother, wife, daughter...
@@rangaplays2025 at that point do you still give it a gender *IT* is my sister, father in law aunt, mother, son, grandfather and my dog
@@mowermen1762 true, it definitely isnt human at that point
I like this sort of "Story" in this video, rather than "Heres to get the best build. All the land, best game" etc etc. But just talking about events as if it were the characters making these decisions rather than the player discussing them. More of this please.
This is how CK is supposed to be played
@The505Guys you should watch his CK2 horse video where the horses rule the world it's incredible
Many a True Nerd gets into the roleplaying aspects a lot, would recommend.
There is no "best" anyway, its a sandbox game. Anyone who says that about these kind of games just dont get what these games are about.
Agreed, almost like a narrative let’s play. Make more!
Imagine having to study this family tree in school🥴
I laughed so hard whenever he would describe inbreeding as “divine”
It is that unholy. Negative plus negativr equals positive my dude. Or something mathematical like that. Don't ask me I am retarded
@@skyfalldeadpool1633 i think its negative minus negative but yeah something like that
The fade ins on the word inbred in the marriage warnings in game whenever he mentioned tradition/noble blood killed me the most 4:08 for reference
@@rangaplays2025 no its negative times or divided by negative
How the king went to heaven lmao
Should've called the dynasty Sandwich. Cuz they inbread
Holy hell that's a terrible dynasty name fit for a messed up bloodline
My gawd
There is a succession line of Montagu for the Earldom of Sandwich, Kent if anyone is interested to marry in and found the Sanguis Sanctus religion :)
Earl of Sandwich: *sweats nervously*
The delivery on this video is awesome. Hes just casually talking about how his naked dwarven lord defeated his half-brother/cousin/grandson with 9 genetic deformities and then forced everyone to marry their family.
Thanks for the support! This dynasty was quite an interesting... experience all around haha
How does one simultaneously be his brother, cousin and grandson at the same time? Can someone please explain to me what led to this?
@@AD-pp2vn libido.pure,boundless,feral libido
@@sapateirovalentin348 No I mean specifically. In order to be his half-brother they need to share a parent, to also be their cousin their parent needs to be the sibling of your parent. If one of his parents divorced remarried one of his aunts or uncles than technically you can get a mix of half brother and cousin. It's just I don't know how the grandson part fits in.
@@AD-pp2vn i am losing brains cell just reading this
Play as Byzantine and do this Achievement unlocked: Sweet home Albania
OMG i laughed for 20 minutes
You can't explain royal families in one gameplay. The gameplay:
This was a cool explanation of British history, but I came here for videogame commentary.
Brittany is not the same thing as Britain
@@leejerrett8268 I dont think thats what he meant
How is this british history?
@@singingsunflower9000 the house of Hannover was pretty inbred, but idk if that was what he was referring to
Singing Sunflower you know there are these crazy things called jokes
When you lineage is starting to be called as the family conga line instead of a family tree
@Lee Gou A fallen tree.
Family pole!!! Jjajajajaaa!
"He will forever be remembered for his apetite and historical irrelevance." is what they're going to etch on my tombstone.
A wise man once said: "The best way to make your dinasty eternal is to transform your family tree into a family circle."
Me: Can we have Targaryens? Mom: We have Targaryens at home. Targaryens at home:
🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoaoao
Hol up what do you mean you want to have targaryans and you asking your mom.
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh5832 HMMMM
I love how people took all the stereotypes from CK2 ("Oh, it's just an inbred simulator") and cranked it up to 11 in CK3. It's like dabbing on the Mona Lisa.
i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/7e/0c/2b7e0c390894154d2cb7175d3a58db75.jpg
they really embraced the memes
CK2: Just an incest simulator CK3: Hold my beer, just incest ain't enough
To be fair, CK2 is also a hostile-takeover-by-horses simulator, if you play it right. Hopefully that's possible in 3 as well.
the funniest thing is that the developers of the game themselves sponsored this video
So randomly got this recommended and i really like his storytelling , never heard of the game , but it sounded like a historical documentary , really enjoyed it
It’s just so elegantly narrated combined with the naked people 😆
Small thing that I’m not seeing anyone talk about: his great pronunciation of the French county names 👍🏼
but cant pronounce "piety" properly lmfao
Are you having a laugh …. The pronunciation is brutal
Ah yes. FranKEEY-UH
You’ve gotta be joking. I legit thought this was circa 2018 text to speech at first.
I love how he narrates gameplay as some kind of documentary about medieval Europe, you pure-blood sire have my like!
Sounds like a royal advisor to the dynasty to prophet.
If CKIII happened in history
The calm, almost "National Geographic Documentary" manner in which you commentate this video makes it even more funny
Yes!
sounds like jeryrigeverything
"making our family tree look like a conga line" is a VERY good line
when you catch two cows for a farm in minecraft
I can't get over the fact that France is just Jerusalem now
When you launch a crusade to go to Jerusalem but Jerusalem decides to come to you.
how the tables have turned
@@feferson492 How the turntables.
We was Holy Land and shit!
Bruh, this is nothing. I wasn't paying attention for a while and suddenly I had Jerusalem instead of Iceland and southern Italy. There were also Ásatrú rulers in every goddamn corner of the world, while the founding dynasty of Poland was pushed out of Poland by Russians and owned Northern Germany. The AI is completely bonkers in CK3.
"A charming man, he became famous for his elaborate feasts and grandiose balls." This sentence takes on an entirely different meaning for an Adamite king.
The way you read out your campaign as a story is amazing😂makes me feel like im listening to an actual medieval documentary
"Ulfret was growing old, and at the rip age of 64 he past into heaven" 4:28 I think its fair to say that; no, no he didn't.
"The Sanguinism schism" I lost it.
"This video right here, inquisitor!"
*BLAM!*
It’s even better, it’s the Sanquisism Schism
Sanguinschism.
It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation! Do the Sanguisism Schism with your whole family!
1:18 Family Tree? This is more like a family circle
With all the twists and turns it is either the family roler coaster or family hairball
An Ouroboros if you will
A family wreath
@@spacellamamk1 beat me to it
Hey hey people
Dominic Toretto: "There is nothing stronger in this world than family." AlzaboHD: "...and I took that personally."
Despite all the incest, you're a great story teller.
Somewhere in Hell, the Hapsburgs are nodding in approval.
But can you nod with such a heavy chin? Hmmmm.jpg
@@AlzaboHD one nod is all you need
AlzaboHD Just lift your head and let gravity do the work.
Those chins are weapons on their own
That's a strange way to spell Heaven, my friend. A divine bloodline deserves nothing less.
The Habsburgs: Write that down! Write that down!
Egyptian ptolemaics: are we a joke to you? (No seriously, Cleopatra was almost twice as inbred as Charles "barely functioning" II of spain, yet she still managed to be fully functional. I swear she got a nat 20 in character creation or someone cheated there.)
@@user-ft3jq5vi2l i never knew that
@@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 Life begins with genetic lottery, high probability to inherit good and/or bad traits from your parents. For healthy kid to be born from two sickly parents is a winning the lottery.
History Channel seems weird, but strangely interesting these days.
4:09 "They are related and run a chance of them being inbred" That is exactly what it is game
You can say anything about Historical Crusades, but Crusade against Adamites was necessary
Yea those fucks were weird
Only Sanguitism deserves to exist.
The real historic Adamites allowed incest, but it was apparently not very common. They preferred first or second cousins, which is not considered incest, but it is still inbreeding.
@@elimalinsky7069 study shows second degree cousins are safe and dont conduct to inbreeding. We mutate just fast enough to allow that.
@@gabrielvincentelli1254 Second cousins are still blood related though, but I guess the distance of the relation is enough that recessive genes won't be activated.
15:15 What a boss Ulfret II was. Took on a disintegrating realm, left it several times larger than its previous peak extent, and went on to rule for 53 years! God truly smiled on his lineage.
Heil Ulfret the Great!
He would’ve definitely received the moniker “the Great” if he was an actual historical figure.
Bookmarking comment
The way this comes off as an actual documentary is insane
The Hapsburg Dynasty: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
I'm just amazed at how well you played the game, ignoring the incest
*Wincest*
Why is the kingdom called “Brittany” it’s clearly just Alabama with a baguette
Why is the state called "Alabama" it's clearly just Brittany but English
I D30 I lmao
À la bámmas
Alabaguette
@john buck Speaking as someone from Oklahoma, what is y'all's problem with specifically New York? Like is there a stereotype of the South that you have yet to play off as being worse in New York?
"Hey, remember how when our little king was a young man he murdered his stepmother and his father let him get away with it for some reason?" "No, and it's treason to say that you do."
this was incredible would love to see how the campaign ended and one where you ultimately conquer the world with blue blooded freaks
Lol, Adamitism feels like one of those Skyrim mods that, quote, "totally renovate the gameplay." But it's not. It's baked into the coding. HOW?!
Lol
The craziest part of it all is that Adamite Christianity is an actual sect of Christianity, albeit a very obscure sect (for obvious reasons). Apparently, this sect believes that followers of Adamitism were able to regain their purity from the days of Adam the first man (hence the name Adamite). They believe that this restoration of purity of innocence allows them to go about in the nude. Good job for Paradox for searching through historical documents to bring up this absolutely obscure sect of Christianity in game. Let's hope it stays in game and not inspire someone out there to become the successors of Adam's "purity".
macrossMX agreed
It's Crusader Kings, that's how.
@@macrossMX -i mean, plenty of nudists out there, some of them i'm sure are a bit religious about it. What's wrong with that?- Nah, Adamism is evil dont do it. Promotes raping your kids.
Imagine being naked all day in a medieval castle in winter..that would put some dents in my faith tbh 😁
God sends us challenges to harden us, like tempering a blade
@@nETbKaH blessed be St.Olfritz.
Pretty sure castles were warmer than you may think. Never underestimate the heat output from a good hearth fire!
puts a new meaning into "mating season" XD
20 seconds in and "Where we make our family tree look like a conga line" absolutely killed me. Thank you, I finally now know how to describe the julio-claudian family tree. Can't wait to watch the whole video.
The concept, production and commentary of this video is absolutely glorious! Loved every moment of it! :D Take my sub, kind sir!
I typed "CK3 Habsburg" because you can play that dynasty, and this showed up
I typed "CK3 Religion" I was very confused, but oddly satisfied.
Actually the head of the habsburgs decided he wants to only marry into his family after a recent CK3 run
I typed "Austria ck3"
I know what I’m doing when I get the game...
"Sanguisism Schism" is honestly the most cursed thing in this entire video
It good to see a gamer be as historical accurate possible
i'm not saying that it's the greatest concept for a video that i have ever heard about, but it's REALLY up there, oh, and that thumbnail is pure fucking gold.
wow, censoring so much probably took so long...
I assume it wasn’t censored in game?
@@Speedster___ it wasnt
toreq I wonder if the devs blushed when making the models :-)
@@toreq1127 Actually there is an option in the game rules... it's just that only 1 guy has found it.
@@DaDARKPass oh thank goodness
Love the fact that his voice is so calm while the video's content is crazy as f***
This was an exceptional video! Well done! I love the way you've described events and such. I would've loved to see what happened if you had let Brittany become matriarchal; or on a different venture: to have simply castled up and seen how long the divine family could foster prosperity for the country. I've never played this game; and I'd imagine it doesn't run completely parallel to games like Civilization, but the idea of establishing a very positive and enriching history around incest is very thought provoking.
It's been ten minutes into the video and I still can't stop laughing at the intro. You sir have a form of wittiness that is admirable.
Never played CK before, but I'm now interested in seeing how immoral I can become when I play this game.
All my games eventually devolved into my eugenics program, with my entire family involved after I learned how to play. The one time it didn't happen was when I got a character to become immortal through an event I had never seen and didn't know the possible outcomes. So to summarize its great fun
CK3 will hopefully be like CK2 which allows you to fuck around in many different mind boggling ways.
Thats the whole point! Then if you fw the game enough its fun to play morally or however you jus got to get a mindset of the person you're playing as
@@massivekvnt1603 That's just part of being a ruler when the way to power is through hereditary rights. The only reason child-murdering isnt mainstream among modern nation states is because children no longer inherit any power.
@@ardenorcrush649 Well there was this relatively recent event where "terrorists" killed the entire Nepal royal family at a party, except for one uncle who.... euh... had a cold and really couldnt make it. After the massacre he found out he was suddenly first in line to become the king of Nepal!
Ah yes of course, the in-Bretons, the neighbours of Jerusalem!
I have never heard of this game before. I'm trying it out now while they have it free to play for the next day. Cool game and cool video.
I laughed my arse off the entire time due to the smoothly-delivered commentary. One of the funniest videos I've ever seen.
alzabo: tries to create the most inbred dynasty. habsburg dynasty: "oh, you're approaching me?"
Look at the Ptolemaic dynasty family tree. Pretty sure they have the Habsburgs beat. At one point they just have 4 generations of siblings marrying.
@@SirConto how'd Cleopatra get such a Roman nose then hey? Hnh?! HUMM?!
@@thatdudeoverthere2188 she is greek
@@amirferdhany3177 didn't know that. They were Ptolemys tho. Also she's dead. So she was Greek. Now she's just dead.
The dwarve king literally reminds me of lord farquaad
This is the prequel to Shrek
Your voice is so professional and academic that I had to remind myself several times when you said something absurd that I was not listening to an actual history video
The Chill Commentary and the Brutal Warfare + Intense Inbreeding really makes the Video Entertaining
The game just came out and the best content we deserve is already here! Thank you, mister, you’re a genius.
Thank you for your support! I hope you enjoy the story as much as I had fun playing it through lol
New drinking game proposal; Take a shot each time alzabo says "keeping it in the family" Take a shot each time he says "sister, brother or cousin" Take a shot each time he mentiones a genetic disorder.
You want us to die?
A drunkard and a legendary reveler: I accept your challenge.
Your mastery of french regions pronunciation is delightful. Great work !
the only history channel I need, is right here.
"Is that clothing, such barbaric clothings are unacceptable in the court of Olfrid" I died
He will forever be remembered for his historic irrelevance.
This video is a resumé of European history, it is almost so accurate you could learn this for a history exam!
I'm not sure why but this is quite entertaining. VERY nice narration my friend, good stuff!
when your "lineage" is a straight line.
No its a circle
The important question is:will inbreeding lead to horses?
sadly there is no Gliterhoof in ck3
@@balticpagan1495 for now
@@balticpagan1495 It's not a true Crusader Kings game without Glitterhoof.
@@balticpagan1495 glitterhoof is in ck3 as like the debug dog.
@@DaDARKPass cant seduce debug menu
challenge suggestion, start as a "Hellenic Roman" Count in Napoli and restore the Roman Empire and reforming Hellenism. great content btw.
CK fan: so, how did you find out about this game? Me: watching a CK3 naked inbred video. CK fan:.....
THIS IS LITERALLY HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS GAME.😂😂😂
I'm a big fan of how insane they look pre-inbreeding
I love it when KZheadrs do historically accurate runs like this.
Starting out, Brittany is a good geographic location to go forth and holy war yourself into all sorts of expansion routes. I took the island of Sardinia, North Africa and for some reason since the Byzantine empire had dismantled, I took Constantinople and the surrounding area, now the kingdom of Brittany is headed by a Greek, descendant of a Viking who conquered Brittany and has his capital in the richest city in the game. And will probably found a new empire after that. This game yields some fun stories
Lol your voice and how you narrate this is fantastic. This whole video is amazing.
A challenge huh. I raise you founding a dynasty as an unmarried and childless eunuch with no heirs. Yes, you can survive the first character. It *is* possible.
Ironically ive done this exact challenge in CK2! With satanism though, in CK3 it might only be possible through concubine cuckoldery though ive yet to check
@@AlzaboHD Ah satanism is hilarious, but it's nowhere near as good as actually getting good ol' Munis of Galilee cucked by his concubines and believing it's his kid even if the guy lacks you know ... the relevant parts to father one XD Poor, poor, poor Munis. Anyhow, your vid inspired me to test Wincest on CK3. It's actually a viable strategy now. It works. Incredibly it works. If you use it reasonably of course at first, then gt the perks offsetting inbreeding chance. I'm running a genius bloodline at the moment. Trying to get the good looking traits to happen more often though. For now I only have intelligence being properly inherited.
Adoption?
@@user-et8vm9cc3t No such thing in game.
@@tywinlannister8015 Ah, so NOW we're talking!
i clicked at a random point in the video and i was really confused why is everyone naked
Welcome to the Adamite religion!
it was the Sami that suppressed the Norse. it happened in my game also recently. they absolutely obliterated Sweden early on and fractured and slowly assimilated all the Norwegian duchys. and i allied with them through my daughters as Finland and we grew together as giga-Finland as i claimed the king of Finland title. it was beautiful. the vikings basically never even got a chance to raid the English isles or the coast of France lmao.