Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver, by Zack Snyder, is the most Zack Snyder movie that ever Snydered, and that's not a good thing.
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I lost it when the villain brought his own violin players to provide dramatic backing music for his betrayal.
Wait, you're joking, right? RIGHT?!
@@Laezel_Karlach_Jaheira_Lover Not at all.
Please say "sike"
Those violin players also changed their music in accordance with what was happening during the scene, despite having bags over their heads. They even did a whole crescendo (idk music terms) when whats her face decided not to kill bad guy and run away. Pure. Cinematic. Genius.
Are we sure he isn't the greatest parody film maker ?
These farmers have energy weapons and anti-tank rocket launchers and spaceships, but they haven’t got a single combine harvester to harvest all that grain?
What about Hydroponics below the surface? Grain? What Grain? I don't see any Grain...
Priorities
Yes, Disney was in charge of their budget
John Deere only sold harvesters to the evil guys
Eco friendly laws...new green deal reasons😂😂😂😂
“Somehow, Evil Lloyd has returned” - Star Wars, the Magnificent Grain of the Scargiver Seven
I thought Lloyd would be the green ninja.. What a plot twist!
Somehow, the Scargiver has returned. Somehow the Princess has returned. Damn movie…
I kept telling my wife, "I don't care about any of these people."
It is so pretty looking and so empty.
"I don’t like grain. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
😂😂😂 🤣 😂 🤣
bruhhhh 💀
😂😂😂
I mean, at least sand won't give you diabetes.
well-played
Reminder that Netflix cancelled Mindhunter because of budget issues and green lit these flaming piles of turd for 160 million.
that's what I was thinking exactly right now.
Wise choice 👍
This is still the cancellation i am most pissed about. Learned about it by chance and it left me speechless at the time. So disappointing.
Never forget Santa Clarita Diet.
I’d guess given the plot of the last (brilliant) series of Mindhunter, it might have been about more than just budgetary issues.
2:29 - Showing footage of "Return of the Jedi" while narrating the plot of Rebel Moon was a stroke of genius... the "inspiration" and/or lack of actual creativity could not be more obvious...
I thought it looked too good to be rebel moon.
I tried to watch the movie yesterday. I kept pressing the 10-second forward button, like 100 times. Then, I went to KZhead and in the search bar typed 'Rebel Moon 2 boring.' I found your video and now I'm waiting for Rebel Moon 3 so I can watch your video again.
"Somehow, Evil Lloyd returned." I guess Zack Snyder really DID make a Star Wars fan fiction.
No. The good guys use RED lightsabers in this universe. So it's not anything like Star Wars.
You have to be a fan to write fan fiction. And overall the level of SW fan fiction is much better then what both Lucasfilm and Zack Snyder offer.
hahaha Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber
@@EricGraham94 Followed by "Simple Jack", going full r****d. Wow, Tropic Thunder's still a great movie!
@@PnMGunReviewbut the good guys do use red lightsabers in Star Wars. The Empire did nothing wrong.
As a farmer i couldn't get past the notion that in the first movie they are basically diverting the equivalent of a carrier group, to threaten a village that by the looks of it produces at most 10 tons of grain to sustain themselves. That is like the US navy sending a carrier group to the other side of the world to extort $2000 worth of grain...
I think you need to get into this metaphorically... That's all I got.
...you just described Afghanistan except it was opium and marijuana not wheat... Using the US military as a comparison makes this MUCH more believable... How much has DoD spent shooting down flying lawnmowers to keep a shipping lane open that the US doesn't even use... Have you seen who they appointed to thee US Public Health Service?.. Yeah.. looking at DoD makes this all more believable for me.
@@TurboLoveTrain Why did the US military leave 83 billion dollars worth of military equipment in Afghanistan? It is obvious that a never ending war like Afghanistan was mostly used to keep the military industrial complex going. And after they left Afghanistan, the Ukraine conflict started, with no end in sight. How much money and military equipment has been sent there?
@@danieldorn9989 department of defence was just really committed to the bit
I liked how they had tech to levitate the cart collecting the grain but everyone was harvesting with hand tools. And why did they levitate it so high? Just off the ground would have been good but they jacked it up 4 ft and needed an extra person up top to grab the grain. So stupid
Honestly, I saw that part where they all started telling their back stories and immediately thought "drinker is going to tear this exposition to shreds"
Are you sure you're being honest? Be honest now.
@@mkultra2456 honestly
@@mkultra2456 literally in fact
@@cooperholand Are you actually literally genuinely honestly being honest?
Drinker, when you said "GO AWAY NOW," I felt that. I have never heard you so pissed. This movie must be a crime against art.
Zack Synder and Taika Watiti, two people who should never be left unsupervised…
Dont forget Patty Jenkins
Nah, Taika needs less supervision and less budget and he can cook.
Tell that to them, they’re complete clowns unsupervised
What about Shamalamadingdong ?
@SarahJNelson-ej7it Amen, Sarah. Amen to that.
it would be cheaper to buy the grain at premium prices than pay for an invasion
Well, logic and reason clearly aren't Snyder's strengths lmao.
It´s obvious that evil empire is printing money so it doesn´t care about the costs... lol...
Not to mention, how long will the grain last? Who’s going to grow more after you kill the villagers?
Yeah, the plot is pure nonsense
@@RafitoOoO You know he didn't write the story, right. He's just a director and producer.
The mention of Zack Snyder's name is enough for me to lose control of my bowels.
-What's your story? -My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate was killed by the emperor! -Oh the pain, the pain! (Remember....it's a 6 movie Trilogy!
Zack Snyder just looks like the kind of person who surrounds himself with people that never tell him "no".
Can someone plz make a "Downfall parody" where no-one dares to say to Zack Snyder (The Führer) how bad this movie is?
Because he is too overrated. He needs to learn storytelling basics or stop making movies.
@@marcelo3939 Was still a better storyteller that Zack, JJ or RJ.
I am pretty sure he doesn't like listening to no.
That plus a terminal case of low T.
he has plans to do 5-6 more sequels.. it’s not gonna stop 😭😭
If they want to do more than they gotta make sure Zack does not touch a pen to write them lmao.
*_"......FFFF~FV€K OFF, Film."_*
I hope nobody funds it. Thats the only way this goes away
What in the name of, "Rocky," sequels is even happening here?
@@MarcelEnglmaier_1 They're siphoning off of all the Disney+ subscriptions to pay for them, all the more reason to cancel if you were dumb enough to subscribe.
Hack Snyder is to film making what canned spray cheese is to nutrition.
CSC? I can feel my stomach gurgling just at the words.
I love how in a world with space travel, the big evil gunships are billowing black smoke like they're coal driven. That and the "let's do an 'Eyes Wide Shut' tribute and be super cool, with a hooded orchestra playing to the tension dynamics in the scene!" "Don't forget the grain harvesting and five minutes of exposition to 'flesh out' the characters!"
It really says a LOT when even Kathleen Kennedy thought this script was garbage & turned it down. What was Netflix thinking?
they were thinking ZS would get his Twitter army of braindead Snyderoids to subscribe, probably
To be fair, Netflix puts out a lot of trash.
Netflix was thinking this would be an easy way to earn DEI credits so that Blackrock and Vanguard pays for it all..
Just wait until one of Kathleen Kennedy's next star war fan fiction shows comes out, and there are plot/character elements lifted directly from this. :o
Netflix generates generic garbage so they can say their streaming library has 10x more content than HBO Max and other competitors. Simple as.
"Can we watch Dune?" "We have Dune at Home" Dune at Home:
Wish/Temu/Great Value Dune.
It's like Dune, but only one letter different.
Dollar General Dune.
I wouldnt compare Rebel Moon to Dune. Dune is a cinematography masterpiece and Rebel moon is ĥorse shite.
@@Tsar-Czarthat was the point of the OP's comment
"Mom can we have warhammer 40k?" "No, we have warhammer 40k at home."
Soon Warhammer will become like this one mark my words...
@@_d-- I think at that point they will have taken literally every sci fi universe from my youth and turned it to shit.
After watching Part one, my wife and I decided to watch part 2 ironically. So much fun! We became Mystery Science Theater 3000!
Thats the way to watch this movie...like a funny parody :D "In a few moments they cut the grain in slowmotion...there it is!" 😄
My favorite part was when they're all sitting around debating tactics, and out of nowhere Digimon Hounsou is like, "LET'S ALL GO AROUND THE TABLE AND REVEAL OUR TRAGIC BACKSTORIES, I'LL GO FIRST." And then we get a bunch of slow-motion vignettes that somehow made me care about each character even less.
Zack really liked that one scene in the first Suicide Squad movie so he copied it.
I still dont understand why that neo-noir prince turned into barbar Conan and wtf were those murder mittens from that Samurai lady? She litteraly didn't know how to fight until she chopped her own hand off and put on the gloves. Zack was on 40mg of Xans and 60mg of adderal when he wrote this shit
Yeah, that’s exactly where I turned it off.
This made me laugh . Djimon must be looking at all the good films he did in the past and be like shit.. I did gladiator and now I'm doing this
Skipped the whole thing!
Rebel Moon Part 3: The Grain Strikes Back
Zack Snyder: Thanks for the title!
Rebel Moon Part4: A Grain Full Of Ashes
Rebel Moon Part 3: Going Against the Grain
@@666LonesomeSailorRebel Moon Part 5: Grain Wars
Rebel Moon Part 5: Shadows of the grain🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I stopped when they started harvesting the wheat…… being gluten free I couldn’t continue unfortunately 😩🤷🏽♀️
An epic space battle about wheat. WHEEEEEEEAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
For 40 years it 'felt' like they made movies for me. I used to work in a video store and I loved watching new movies, Nearly all new releases I'd watch. Now it feels like an entire year goes by and if I'm lucky, there is 1 film I'd like to see. What the hell happened?
Studio bosses and top executives come from any industry, could be detergent, finance or real estate, they have no knowledge nor care for art. The only thing that matters is the bottom line and they get overpaid for that.
Same! I worked in a video store through the late 90's into early 2000's and absolutely loved movies. Now I barely even watch anything, it all garbage
Same, but I also owned a porn shop and strange enough... its same issue w adult industry too. Everything is awful
Woketivism happened
You developed standards.
"My name is Scargiver! I'll cut you, but not kill you. Then I'll give you some neosporin to put on the cut so it heals and you get a scar. Fear me!"
I stood up from my couch and applauded when that line of dialog was spoken. I was literally shaking.
*Perfection*
Neosporin reduces scaring. The Scargiver delivers hydrogen peroxide and alcohol to the affected areas, ensuring maximum scarification.
“If you dare!”
"Absolute Cinema." - Martin Scorsese, probably
I like how you bring up tight efficient screenwriting. I think of Raiders of the Lost Ark and the first time we see Belloq after Indy escapes from the temple with the idol. In just a few lines of dialogue between him and Indy we learn so much about their history and rivalry.
I liked the first film a lot, I liked this second one even more and I can't wait for the third chapter to come out.
I quit drinking, and then TCD entered my life. Now, I'm proudly drinking more than ever before.
That's the spirit, old boy!
Good Man!
What might TCD be in this context??? But good on you laddie!
@@alchemicalalek7535 The Critical Drinker
Have you ever heard of Hunter S. Thompson?
We don't deserve you, Zack Snyder! ...No, really, we don't deserve you. What did we ever do to you, Zack? Why are you doing this to us?
"I want nothing more than a sequel to Rebel Moon." They still made it
damn you zack snyder. YOU RUIN MY BATMAN V SUPERMAN
What did we do? We asked for his cut of The Justice League....
Snyder's comprehension of anything has always been on surface level. A text book instance of who should've been a cinematographer to begin with instead of director
@@derekskinner2694Snyder fanboys did. And it was still horrible. Darkseid forgot where Earth was! Outside Snyder fanboys, almost everyone found it only slightly better than the original.
One of the dumbest things was the guy using axes to fight during a gun fight. Disney's been doing this, too. Melee weapons in a gun fight. Nobody would do that in real life. The lightsabers with the force make sense but there's no force in this movie.
Just remember it was the "Native" long haired guy that was using the Axe. 😂 What does that tell you about Netflix or Snyder... 😅😂
It didn't make sense in Star Wars either. Order 66 worked BECAUSE using melee when long-rang exists is dumb, lol.
@@Dante02d12 Confidently wrong, it worked because the Jedi were outplayed and blinded. They put faith in clones and did not consider they would turn, Yoda only managed to survive his attack because he felt other Jedi dying all at once. When they were fought the Jedi were ganged up on, crossfire tactics to overwhelm them. It wasn't like a clone could go toe to toe with a Jedi and even then it is a Jedi. Nice try but if you are going to be a geek about it at least be a good one, being a know-it-all and not getting it right is insanely cringe.
@@fish5645 It worked because you simply _can't_ block an army of long-range weapons with a sword. We literally see some of the Jedis try and fail pathetically. Star Wars is dumb, and always has been.
@@Dante02d12 yeah it is just for the cool factor. also shows how the jedis are indoctrinated and uncreative, ''so uncivilised'' that's a gun that saved your life when your sword failed to, Obi wan.
Zack please, stop using your dnd sessions as movie ideas.
That "Go away NOW" had an extra flair of anger behind it...😂
Right? I thought it was extra salty myself.
Agreed - last time I heard that level of gritted teeth fury was after the review for the Willow series [cue Nick Cage in 'Mandy' clip].
That hasn't happen for long time of him being like this. He used to yell us to gtfo the video.
Most definitely. I've noticed this last line does vary from one film to another and I don't think it's coincidential.
I mean can you blame him? It was certainly earned.
Don’t worry guys, it’ll be a thousand times better once the 6 hour directors cut is released where it’s the same movie, but everything needs to happen as slowly as possible to show the directors *True Vision*
Probably just the same movie at 50% speed, though.
The first cut would have been shorter if Mr Genius Director stopped making everything in slo mo.
We need matrix bullet time slo mo during the next harvest.
Theres less Slo-mo in the entire MCU
You were right, I’d had forgotten that the first part Rebel Moon entirely until I started watching this video based on your last video about it. I somehow managed to almost fully erase the memories of it. And to be honest I probably will forget again.
Thank you. Culmination of the career Zack has paved for himself.
Such a shame as his early movies were some of my favourites... 300, sucker punch etc✌️
Just surprised that Netflix is willing to do 4 more of these movies with Zack…….
*_".....FFF~FV€K OFF, Film."_*
Surprised?!
They believe Zack Snyder has a strong fanbase due to the success of #releasethesnydercut. Anyone who is still a fan of Zack Snyder is an absolute idiot and a major part of Zack's problem.
Netflix doesn't want good movies. Netflix wants movies with big names attached to them so that when people hear about them, they will subscribe to Netflix.
Looking back at their history... Why are you surprised?
I made it all the way to "Why is Anthony Hopkins in this movie?" before I lost it. God Bless you Drinker. You are the hero we deserve!
I remove all liquids from reach before watching a TCD review. I'm always crying by the 2-minute mark from laughing.
Anthony Hopkins doesn't know he's in the movie. They did with him what Steve Martin did in Bowfinger with Eddie Murphy.
There was supposed to be the entire plot with the robot, but I think Zak Snyder‘s writers ended up changing that part of the story. There’s supposed to be an ancient AI deep within the caves under the waterfall that took over the robot.
The Same question I had for transformers 5!
He probably needed more money to take to the grave
Rebel moon 1 got 30mins in and thought WTF! I thought then I'd see if it worked as a full movie. So thanks for your review , you've saved an old man at least 2 hours of life I'm will need going forward!!. Thanks again!😂
Thanks for avoidance heads up. I’m all for cramming stuff in like Inglorious B, for full on sensory activity. But I’m equally happy with a well set out & acted story like Pale Rider - incredibly basic yet gripping.
Its impressive how little resistance it took for the villains to go from "We need the food from this planet for our armies to eat." to "F*ck it. Destroy this planet."
Well, at least one of them did question that, though that didn't last long.
I thought they were on a moon
I think the army just got pissed off with the villagers killing them..
Why would a space force need the tiny amount of grain being produced? Someone really screwed up if a ton or two of grain either way is going to cause the navy to starve.
It was because what the bad guy cared was to kill or capture the female protag to take her to the regent and win a ton glory and stuff, so that's why he stopped caring about the grain, as the food was needed to hunt the rebels, but the protagonist was a better price
"Cinematic anti-genius" 😂
when "dumb mf" does not do justice to the referred wonder-kid..
its like the evil denis villenuve
I just re-watched "Hondo (1953)". An awful lot of great acting, character development, story telling, cinematography, action, and romance packed into only an hour and 23 minutes. A movie about real people doing what real people do and no special effects. I miss the old "Studio System"; they were movie factories that knew how to make movies. Now it's about making money or having 'write-offs' for wealthy envestors.
that almost-defeated "go away now" is GOLD 😂
So Zach Snyder saw Star Wars and thought 'You know what this needs? Less personality.'
So the same thing Disney did then
I bet he kept shouting "Slower! Less personality!" while directing.
Zach Snyder saw Star Wars and thought "You know I can recreate this while high on drugs"
don't forget the spice element from dune
The script was literally intended to be a Star Wars movie but they said no, so he made this instead lol
I eptied the washing machine and hung a load of laundry on the line, came inside the house, and they were still sitting around the table telling their backstories.
But did it make you get the bread maker out?
I had no intention of checking out these movies but now I'm genuinely curious because that's something Snyder might actually do with his ridiculous slowmo on every other shot.
😂😂😂
@@fredbloggs545😂😂😂😂
And they didn't even make it slow-mo...
Zack Snyder has always been an enigma to me. Quite like any normal chump who just sat down to a video editing software for the first time, he slides all the sliders to either 100% or 0%, and somehow he has a full dedicated fanbase that sees it as some insane vision, and not just a guy who went "oh this look cool".
In my opinion, his two big perks are epicness and wonderful visuals. And those two things appeal to wide audiences. He knows how to sell. He _was_ working in advertisement after all. I don't think he is a bad director. I think he needs to find his soulmate scriptwriter.
Why no one is talking about the hovering wagon pulled by a horse . Oh and the slow motion harvesting!
Mate, it actually broke my brain. I couldn't watch the rest of the movie and take it in. I did watch it but it was complete drivel.
What upset me the most was that on Netflix you have a thumbs down, thumbs up and a double thumbs up available. Where is the damn double thumbs down button?
The only double thumbs down is to not watch in the first place
Tbh a thumbs down IS the double thumbs down. The first one is no rating at all, because you didn't care enough to rate it in the first place.
They do, it's the 'Unsubscribe' option
Just don't rate it after watching.
Because say bad things is bad. Say only nice things. Because say bad things is bad.
Antony Hopkins is in this movie because he was able to record all his lines in one take over webcam, from his living room.
I fucking hate that i understood this reference.
I like his look,his voice &....…...... no that's it.
Hey... easy check. You KNOW he got PAID to sit in living room and record his lines.
Check out One Life to see he is still a great actor
I almost made myself watch these, Thank you for saving my evening.🎉
I fell asleep for 30 minutes, and I felt as if I missed nothing. Zack shouldn't make films anymore.
Why don't they just buy the grain? Surely that's cheaper and more economical than sending a battle-carrier, thousands of soldiers and losing lots of tons worth of war equipment?
They hadn't reached the bronze age yet when it came to trade
@@nathanmarden3754 but your reply is gold 😂
For one village that probably could have been skipped and their Empire stores wouldn't have felt the vacancy.
Thats a long story but i try to explain it, evil loid actually tried to buy the grain but the 2nd leader sold the grain to Rebells already so they didnt had enought anymore, so it escaladed because they didnt wanted to sell so evil loid killed the leader of the Village, then the 2nd leader and love interest of strong female lead agreed to sell it. After that evil loid let some men behind to whatever help or look after them, they then tried to r*pe a girl from the village and good friend of strong female lead so she killed all of evil loids men and so the deal was gone and strong female lead started planning to fight them.
Great call! Hilarious
You know what what Rebel Moon didn't have enough of? Slow-mo and exposition! Problem solved with Rebel Moon: Scar Giver. Thanks, Zach Snyder!
How would they ever win the battle without slow-mo.
And lens flares, lots and lots of lens flares.In sloooooow mo ;p
And depth of field blur.. Holy the thing that wasn't in focus turned into a blurry mess
@@havocgr1976And shell cases hitting the ground in slow motion...
And grain, more grain is always welcome, for poor children.
2 million subs!!! Congrats Drinker, carry on with your glorious, insightful observations, and have a drink on me!
Congrats with 2 mill subs, one of the best channels on KZhead
“It’s like it was written by an AI that only had 1 movie script to draw from and that script was Rebel Moon Pt1” - is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Drinker you are absolutely superb 👌🏼
"retarded" AI to be precise Xd
Why don't movie studios just hire Drinker to write their scripts initially, rather than besting them after the fact? Cut out the middleman, so to speak.
@@TieMaiShu You really think Drinker can pass any of their DEI checklists?
@@Raskolnikov70 The DEI Checklist is probably why 95% of the Trash Movies in the past 12 Years happened, the other 5% being just Bad Writers, of which 50% of those can be attributed to AI
@TieMaiShu because as we've seen time and again on this very platform, critics often can't make a coherent film
Just wait. He’ll fix it in the 37 hour director’s cut
😂😂😂
I still can't believe they released this shit around the same time as Dune: part two
In the aftermath of the cinematic debacle of "Rebel Moon Part Two: The Scarg Giver," one cannot help but connect its inherent failures to the broader themes of cultural degradation in the West. This film is rightly criticized for its lack of originality, excessive reliance on clichés, and overall tedium, but it is symptomatic of a creative industry that has lost its way, succumbing to the same demoralization process that affects modern American society. Filmmakers should aim to create works that challenge the status quo, provoke discussion, and encourage resilience against the erosion of cultural and moral standards. This is not just about making 'better movies'; it's about recognizing the role of art and entertainment in shaping, reflecting, and potentially healing our culture.
The Drinker said "Good on me" for not seeing Rebel Moon 1 so my day is complete. My life choices have been vindicated by an internet personality.
Putting in the Star Wars clips with no comment is hysterical. And it seems subtler than anything in this script.
Was a nice touch indeed.
Congrats on the 2 mil mate. You deserve it.
Don't know what to tell you if you're deciding to watch a Zack Snyder CGI extravaganza movie in 2024 and then getting your knickers in a twist... If for some reason you were expecting to be challenged with some existential weighty topics, like what it is to be alive in the world....then go check out Ingmar Bergmans Seventh Seal. I enjoyed Rebel Moon. I didn't expect anything from the movie, I didn't want anything from the movie. But at no point did I scratch my head half way through and seriously contemplate why this flick wasn't being considered as one of the greats of world cinema. Peace x
You have saved potentially hundreds of hours of my life with your movie reviews. Doing god's work falling on the grenade for the rest of us. Thank you for your service.
More like a buffet, and he is leaving you to starve. Seriously though this is the War movie Dune 2 should have been.
@@dadocta5168 low quality bait
imagine going through life just taking other peoples words for everything
you're bragging that you only watch movies someone else tells you to. Beta much?
@@rodrigobogado8756 No, I praised Zack Snyder. Dunking on him is bait.
Didn't watch it, but I can tell the only thing impressive about it is that Djimon Hounsou is almost 60 years old and looks like he just got done shooting Gladiator.
Black don’t crack
I had the same impression. I was like, does he never Age? 😮
I really want him to do more good movies again.
He deserves better roles than this. Very underrated actor imo.
@@davidharding1694wouldn’t say underrated because almost anyone over the face of the Earth with more than 2 neurons can see and value his excellent acting chops BUT he’s not sufficiently PROMOTED in recent good products (movies / tv / entertainment in general) I’d say.
"lets just call him Evil Loyd"....., omg i almost fell of my chair..lolz
Congrats on 2 mil bro!
Let it be known that both of these Rebel Moon movies have been somehow less well recieved then Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2. Zack you are being overshadowed by the sequel to a damn horror movie starring Winnie the Pooh
your wit is Epic lol
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My daughter and I are looking forward to seeing the next WTP movie. I have no interest in seeing the next RM movie.
I think it's due to the fact that the producer of the Blood and Honey series is mostly just doing it for shits and giggles, and Snyder is completely serious about his movies.
Bot stealing someone else's comments once again, nice.
He based 1/3 of his film on that one scene from Gladiator where Russel Crowe waves his hand in slow motion over a field of long grass.
Look up Robot Chicken Unlikely Duo. You're welcome.
Which is only funnier because that scene is taken pretty directly from images in the filmography of Terrence Malick 😂
@@codylakin288 Yeah it's become a stock footage cliche, i've been asked to do/use it in several ads I've shot from folks who lack an imagination but were clearly (and easily) emotion-baited/manipulated.
Hollywood has tried so hard to make that actress playing strong female character a star. She played a decent villan in the kingsmen. She wasnt very good in the mummy reboot. Her make up design in that horrible ST movie was original. They tried to make a female John Wick movie bootleg with her... I mean she must've really done well on the casting couch to receive so many chances to succeed.
-Not responsible for the cinematografy of 300 and Watchmen -Turd after turd for years. Why audiences liked this guy's work again?
Evil Lloyd: Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Strong Female Character: Wh-- Evil Lloyd: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Strong Female Character: Your REEE is pitiful! Mine is the true REEE!
-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBEL Moon.
SJWs in a nutshell.
“Guys! GUYS!! GUYS!!!!!”
"Let the grain flow!" - Rebelus Moonus
Rebelus moonus is the only thing that brings me joy in life
@@user-pm7pw1tl3t moonus ore anus😂🤣😂
"I feel thin, sort of stretched - like Zack Snyder's slow-mo shots over too much grain." - Bibel Bagoons
"My sci-fi Ukraine war fan fiction. So reflective of the world today"
Many thanks Charlie Delta, for being out there, doing your thing...very much like "The Dude"😉👍🏻
I've had so much fun watching this one. Can't wait for the next. If the trend continues, it may be as entertaining as Madame Web.
These two films are a masterclass on: - how not to write a script - how not to art direct - how not to direct...
This movie is a master class on how not to. "How not to" what? Yes.
The Evil Empire has technologies so advanced they can resurrect Evil Loyd and make him reach adulthood in a few days and then the aging process stops, but they can´t grow their own crop. 😂😅🤣😆
The Evil Empre Inc. has 99 problem and growing crop sure is one of em, lmao.
They were watering their crops with Mountain Dew.
It is so hard to find quality organic food.
Zack Syders best 3 films are his first 3 movies, where he was just a director and a director only. His worst movies are the ones he produces, writes AND does cinematograph on (sucker punch, army of the dead, rebel moon) The thing to take away from this is that Zack works best when he’s collaborating with other talented people and he has a producer above him to push back on his ideas.
You know I usually perfectly understand why even the bad movies are made but this is the first time I have no idea why this sequel exist
I guess Netflix bought them both at once.
Money laundering maybe?
They were made one right after the other
@@---777--- you on to something
Part 2 was half-way, if not mostly completed, when Part 1 dropped. In fact, I think scenes Zack couldn't fit in Part 1 made up most of the first hour of Part 2...which was not just painful but pretty irrelevant; "Just say no to excessive exposition dumps."
"Well you know it's gonna be tough come up with a new antagonist for this movie like we had in the first one" "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
somehow evil guy came bacck
Oh, Wow Wow Wow... ...Wow.
OOOOHH!! Evil LLoyd Christmas is TIGHT!
heyshutup
@@seanburke424 ok, i will get all the way out of your back
I broke the fast forward button on my remote trying to watch this thing 😵💫
Thanks Zak, for spending a quadrizillon dullarz just that the drinker can make this brilliant critic. Don't ever let people tell you, you weren't good for nothing!
Zack Snyder has become his own parody by now and I dunno why they're still giving him these huge budgets.
Because his is the best director we've got.
@@dadocta5168 Lol.
zack snyder sucks ass because army of the dead is the most dissapointing movies of 2024 even the trailers can fool you because it's sets on a post apocslyptic las vegas and guess what fighting zombie tigers and fight zombies more. that's fucking it. this is zack snyder's of the worst and dissapointing movies of all time. netflix go home you drunk making these awful movies and wasted 3 hours of my life watching this shit
Once netflix gives him the flick I dont see big prod. companies handing out 100's of mil, he might have to do mid budget dross for his dwindling fan base
he's got tattoos on his arms. that's why
My sister worked as an editor on this movie, and when my parents finished watching it, they told her "it felt a lot like A Bug's Life" and she sighed and said "you're not wrong"
Antz was a better movie.
should have edited it such that it took 25 seconds for both parts. sister needs a slap for this shit. anyone associated with this tripe should get a slap.
The cast and crew did a great job but were let down by the poor writing and direction.
How the heck is this like a bugs life lol
@@GaigeGrosskreutzsMissingBicep They're both a derivative of _Seven Samurai_ with a grain obsession
ZACK NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE WRITERS ROOM, I MEAN ALL THE WAY.
Drinker on top form. Why create a rival to star wars only to repeat all this mistakes of kennedy? An opportunity for a movie entrepreneur to take only wasted it seems.
Things are so bad these days that I have to watch these kind of reviews first to absolutely make sure my time isn’t wasted. Thanks for the heads up!
Welcome to the club, I’ve been like this for years now. And the studios have the audacity to blame reviewers when their film flopped, wtf
I love how Anthony Hopkins' career has devolved into it being a legitimate questions when he shows up in something. He's one of the great actors of the last 50 years and now he's so old and bored he's turned himself into a game of Where's Waldo.
He does just whatever he wants to do nowadays. Dude is old and is just having fun
Got rich Got famous Might as well do some random stuff
The guy won Best Actor three years ago.
He's doing a Robert De Niro speedrun
You know you can do both, right? Money grabs and high art? It's not physically impossible. He was amazing in Westworld and more recently, in One Life and The Father and got an Oscar for that role - the oldest person yet for that category. And as a diagnosed Asperger.
Anyone that uses Leloo clips is a genius 😂
After this film I learned carefully, thoroughly... how to harvest wheat.
More than a DECADE and Disney has still not made a profit on the purchase of Star Wars.
Not exaxtly, they didnt make THE money on movies, but on the merchandise
Yes they did. Just not on movies alone.
@@SubZero-hs9xc exactly this
@@oXRaptorzXoI'd love to see the hard numbers. I personally think they did not. Because hasbro has gotten slaughtered the past decade.
Think of it this way. The movies for Disney are just expensive adverts that they don’t really care about.
Thanks again, Drinker, for saving me the time obviously wasted by the runtime of this movie
People kept saying rebel moon was bad. I didn't know they made a 2nd one so I thought this was the first one. I was thinking to myself "didn't this come out last year or something." Ah well... I've already maxed out on my movies for the year. Dune 2 was great!
This is the description of nearly 90% of all tv shows and movies for the last 15 years; characters doing things that they otherwise would never do in order to make the bad plot continue cheaply.
I have a serious case of strong female lead fatigue.