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Honest Trailers | Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

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Honest Trailers | Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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  • "Don't you love grain?" I don't like grain. It's coarse, rough and it gets everywhere.

    @Avalon_1991@Avalon_19913 ай бұрын

    • bruhhh😂😂😂

      @RK-kl3rc@RK-kl3rc3 ай бұрын

    • Nice.

      @JasonHauser125@JasonHauser1253 ай бұрын

    • Top tier Anakin whining reference

      @Burhanontheranch@Burhanontheranch3 ай бұрын

    • 😅😅😅😅

      @olleselin@olleselin3 ай бұрын

    • This movie is so bland it dosn't has the guts to have bad dialogue like that.

      @motor4X4kombat@motor4X4kombat3 ай бұрын

  • If Snyder’s movies were any slower he’d technically just be a photographer.

    @MonsterTurner1@MonsterTurner13 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @davidw5993@davidw59933 ай бұрын

    • Good one!🤣

      @MaiAolei@MaiAolei3 ай бұрын

    • Ya got me. Take my thumbs up.😝

      @T4ko8Yaki@T4ko8Yaki3 ай бұрын

    • best comment so far in 2024!!!!!

      @kronostime8146@kronostime81463 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @Iamkayceebrown@Iamkayceebrown3 ай бұрын

  • Having watched the movie (please have pity on me and my poor choices) I have to say you nailed every aspect perfectly. None of this is even satire, it's all exactly what the movie did. Well done.

    @jodeum2@jodeum23 ай бұрын

    • I think most of the people in this comment section have watched the movie, so pity for your choices won't be necessary.

      @doc8013@doc80133 ай бұрын

    • ​I haven't and based on this HT I am so glad I didn't.

      @SRETRODUDE@SRETRODUDE3 ай бұрын

    • Too many of us watched this...we are all pitiable in our choices.

      @chrisbaker8533@chrisbaker85333 ай бұрын

    • 100% this honest trailer is on point. It is Seven Samurai in space. Done horribly. It may sound fun! But nope, it is just a really horrible movie. And I will watch the 2nd part and the full cut. Because someone has to.

      @robcoop6521@robcoop65213 ай бұрын

    • "I don't have time for pity!"

      @rolmodel12.@rolmodel12.3 ай бұрын

  • 'This is nemesis, she's got my back' 😂😂😂👌 elite reference

    @abrahammbevi6151@abrahammbevi61513 ай бұрын

    • They made 2 such references. For the barbarian guy right afterwards.

      @LadyAstarionAncunin@LadyAstarionAncuninАй бұрын

  • "I dont know if I can love, or be loved", "they told us love was weakness" ten minutes later At the academy they encouraged us to fall in love with a colleague so we have something to fight for

    @christopherp1318@christopherp13183 ай бұрын

    • Quality writing if u ask me

      @belac.howard8295@belac.howard82953 ай бұрын

    • Oh Grow up! You just don't understand a Zack Snyder film -something a Zack cultist would say

      @chickenpit9991@chickenpit99913 ай бұрын

    • Two different "they"s, I suppose?

      @devalarees9987@devalarees99873 ай бұрын

    • Watch out not to lose the imaginary argument you're creating in your head@@chickenpit9991

      @tarael5747@tarael57473 ай бұрын

    • That was a whole ten minutes ago…keep up

      @dayoolaleye1265@dayoolaleye12653 ай бұрын

  • The callout to the Netflix CC guy almost made the whole movie worth it.

    @LowbrowDeluxe@LowbrowDeluxe3 ай бұрын

    • I was not expecting that. Sheer brilliance--er, I mean sheer sagacity/inventiveness/perspicacity!!!

      @partyboi8773@partyboi87733 ай бұрын

    • Yes

      @davidleavitt835@davidleavitt8353 ай бұрын

    • That was by far the best part of the entire experience this movie offered.

      @StogieBear139@StogieBear1393 ай бұрын

    • Move over, “squelching.”

      @seanp9545@seanp95453 ай бұрын

    • The closed caption comment was risible. 😜 Seriously , I’m hard of hearing (and an English major), and we’ll be watching a show, and not the dialog , but the little SDH description will be some $10 dollar word … “wait! Hold up, what the hell word did they just use?!”

      @angrysquirrel187@angrysquirrel1873 ай бұрын

  • I'm so glad they called out how this movie has both actors who played Daario Naharis in Game of Thrones. That was all I could think any time I saw them both on screen

    @romilrh@romilrh3 ай бұрын

  • I’m glad the “she’s got my back” line now has its own trilogy. All it needs is a Snyder cut version and we’ve come full circle.

    @thanatoast4389@thanatoast43893 ай бұрын

    • What was the second one?

      @OmniversalOrca@OmniversalOrca2 ай бұрын

    • @@OmniversalOrca it’s in the Avatar trailer I believe.

      @thanatoast4389@thanatoast43892 ай бұрын

  • Audiences: "Why do we have to wait four more months to the sequel to Dune?!" Studios: "Nonsense, we have Dune at home!" Dune at home:

    @benabramowitz18@benabramowitz183 ай бұрын

    • I forgot there was another Dune coming tbh

      @CrypticCocktails@CrypticCocktails3 ай бұрын

    • Had dune at home for 40 years

      @SmegulonPrime@SmegulonPrime3 ай бұрын

    • @@CrypticCocktails march???

      @johnsmith-jq1uc@johnsmith-jq1uc3 ай бұрын

    • 'Can't we just watch Dune from 1984? We won't understand it, but at least it has a great soundtrack.'

      @NeoConnor1@NeoConnor13 ай бұрын

    • @@NeoConnor1 Oh you can understand it. You just have to watch it like 2...maybe 3 full times. With a bit of time between each one for your brain to reorganize itself accordingly :P

      @Astraeus..@Astraeus..3 ай бұрын

  • Rebel Moon: Part One had more blatant exposition than slo-mo cinematography, which is REALLY saying something for a Zack Snyder film.

    @TheElbowMerchant@TheElbowMerchant3 ай бұрын

    • Interestingly Snyder can do show, no tell. He can make the most terrible fascinating movies

      @MrKrtek00@MrKrtek003 ай бұрын

    • Plot Twist: Part Two will be the greatest Movie ever

      @mani3390@mani33903 ай бұрын

    • ​@@mani3390only with a director cut. That too in black and white. 😂

      @goodsaint_001@goodsaint_0013 ай бұрын

    • Zack Night Snymalan

      @zbaschtian@zbaschtian3 ай бұрын

    • ​@mani3390 You mean part 2 of Dune, right?

      @johnfernandez8825@johnfernandez88253 ай бұрын

  • you missed the Harry Potter scene with the Hippogriff where you need to bow down before flying

    @ramzimohammed3580@ramzimohammed35803 ай бұрын

  • Whenever a big budget movie lets us down, at least a fantastic honest trailer follows to lift us up.

    @ZbNimble@ZbNimble3 ай бұрын

  • "A man hated by his own barber" with a zoom in got me lmao.

    @gendarrion911@gendarrion9113 ай бұрын

    • Maybe he's so paranoid that he cuts his own hair, like Kim Jong Un.

      @lostgallifreyan6436@lostgallifreyan64362 ай бұрын

  • Some foreingers try to steal grain from farmers and someone related to the crown goes on an adventure to find heroes to fight back is also the plot to Pixar's 'A bug's life'

    @fttoniato@fttoniato3 ай бұрын

    • But even that movie had more twists and depth cause the "heroes" were fakes.

      @coleedgecombe5944@coleedgecombe59443 ай бұрын

    • @@coleedgecombe5944 A Bug's Life is much more interesting way of playing with the 7 Samurai's plot. This is just bad.

      @OmniversalOrca@OmniversalOrca2 ай бұрын

    • A bug's life IS the 7 samurai, is a known thing

      @Kaiyanwang82@Kaiyanwang825 күн бұрын

  • I love the part in this about DC holding him back because I'm now already seeing people say Netflix is holding him back. I wish they would. Truly. He needs to be told no. He has good ideas in there but he needs someone to help him make it not suck. This is like the nonsense I wrote when I was 10.

    @jakew.1859@jakew.18593 ай бұрын

    • Also, Zack Snyder should not be allowed to write. In most of his movies, his characters talk like no actual human being should. Zack Snyder thinks his writing is poetic but Zack Snyder is wrong, DEAD WRONG.

      @juanluismendoza8655@juanluismendoza86553 ай бұрын

    • He doesn't need to be held back, he needs to be held in contempt.

      @server2a@server2a2 ай бұрын

    • So he’s pretty much the George Lucas of his generation?

      @InvaderTool@InvaderToolАй бұрын

  • I am still shook by the fact that the Dario Nahaaris looking guy wasn't Dario Nahaaris but both Dario Nahaaris actors are in this movie playing other people.

    @LurkingCosmicHorrors@LurkingCosmicHorrors3 ай бұрын

  • Snyder’s rudimentary understanding of humanity always makes his work a fascinating watch. Why should we care about the characters? Because they are strong and good looking he would probably say

    @kingsleycy3450@kingsleycy34503 ай бұрын

    • Oh yes, this. What also fascinates me are the producers and investors giving him big bags of money to do whatever he wants, when he has so clearly demonstrated he does not understand how humans normally interact. He's good at cinematography though, and...mainly just that.

      @egregius9314@egregius93143 ай бұрын

    • @@egregius9314and then those same investors will get all the blame from his fanboys whenever people have the nerve to not been blown away

      @bigbearkat2010@bigbearkat20103 ай бұрын

    • Meh, I think he does a good job of picking diverse but good looking cast to strike the right balance of wanting to watch. Kind of tired of all the old granny superheroes in marvel lately

      @carsonhunt4642@carsonhunt46423 ай бұрын

    • So you've just literally never watched any movie of his, have you?

      @octogigas@octogigas3 ай бұрын

    • Ah, Michael Bay logic

      @92HazelMocha@92HazelMocha3 ай бұрын

  • The Katana joke was absolute perfection.

    @jenschi3833@jenschi38333 ай бұрын

    • For sure

      @krystaldragons6040@krystaldragons60403 ай бұрын

    • I wouldn’t mess with Nemesis if I were you. Her swords trap the souls of her victims. Probably

      @brendangkelleher2669@brendangkelleher26693 ай бұрын

    • @@brendangkelleher2669 She cut that spider thing down like mowing the lawn.

      @callumjohnston858@callumjohnston8583 ай бұрын

    • @@brendangkelleher2669 Her lightsaber traps the souls of her victims. She can cut spider thingy's like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her.

      @projekttaku1@projekttaku13 ай бұрын

    • @@projekttaku1 She's even got the spirit of Van Damme

      @GnRGaming@GnRGaming3 ай бұрын

  • The level of acting that girl displayed at the begining was hilarious... 🤣😂😂

    @jeanferguson9063@jeanferguson9063Ай бұрын

  • Crepitate (verb) - Make a crackling sound. Learned a new word today!

    @asiawaffles6916@asiawaffles6916Ай бұрын

  • 6:36 I absolutely lost it at "Astral Energy Crepitates."

    @WillKeaton@WillKeaton3 ай бұрын

    • Sounds like Greta Van Fleet's next album.

      @hydeistpl@hydeistpl3 ай бұрын

    • Honestly the dedication for them to spot that makes it well worth it

      @reydecangrejos7087@reydecangrejos70873 ай бұрын

    • Doesn't Hershey make a Krepitate bar?

      @misugita@misugita3 ай бұрын

    • Word-of-the-day Toilet Paper level of ingenuity.

      @seanblackwood8382@seanblackwood83823 ай бұрын

    • only in japan lol@@misugita

      @bobbyologun1517@bobbyologun15173 ай бұрын

  • I think we can all agree that our favorite scene from Seven Samurai is the slow motion shots of people running.

    @obredaanps3@obredaanps33 ай бұрын

    • Nope, it's the samurai jumping from the roof with the blade held high onto a wagon full of henchmen. IN SUPER SLOWMO.

      @ftlbaby@ftlbaby3 ай бұрын

    • Kurosawa rolling in his grave lmao

      @92HazelMocha@92HazelMocha3 ай бұрын

    • For me, the best part is the slo mo of samurai throwing grain into the dirt

      @elizabeth2818@elizabeth28183 ай бұрын

    • ​@@92HazelMochain slo mo

      @shahrulyunos@shahrulyunos3 ай бұрын

  • Snyder graduated the Garth Marenghi’s school of film. His dedication of using every moment without dialogue for slow motion, I’m sure, makes Garth very proud.

    @NorthMountainFairy@NorthMountainFairy3 ай бұрын

    • Garth Marenghi would explain those subtitles.

      @boobah5643@boobah56433 ай бұрын

    • "I know people that use subtext and they are all cowards" - Garth Marenghi

      @hartfartpoptart@hartfartpoptart3 ай бұрын

  • I too found it ridiculous that the General you risked your life to bring out, the strategic genius is just a foot soldier in the rest of the movie 😂

    @VivekAnandJ@VivekAnandJ3 ай бұрын

    • I thought that was really weird too. Like, huh? They recruited a tactician and just had him on duty like any grunt. Okay...

      @LadyAstarionAncunin@LadyAstarionAncuninАй бұрын

  • I like that Ab-Guy just never put on a shirt the entire movie, it made sense for him to not have clothes when he was a slave, but after he joins them no-one gives him anything to wear 😂

    @daneroberts1996@daneroberts19963 ай бұрын

    • You are responsible for your own equipment on this mission :D

      @JanKenk@JanKenk3 ай бұрын

    • He was hot, I thought it was great

      @towelgirl21@towelgirl213 ай бұрын

    • If there was a Beewb-Girl, I would also prefer her to stay topless, regardless of her being a slave or not. Who cares about character arc, anyway?

      @gesangmanggala9966@gesangmanggala99663 ай бұрын

    • our dark-skinned Matt McConaughey

      @mr_beckett@mr_beckett3 ай бұрын

    • It's reverse Dobby. If he accepts a shirt some anyone now that he is free, he would become their slave.

      @jaycepentad9535@jaycepentad95353 ай бұрын

  • 1:47 "So we're gonna start the movie with some big ol' lady space parts." "What was that?" "And a big ship flies through the lady parts." "Oh, traveling through space privates is tight!"

    @belatkuro@belatkuro3 ай бұрын

    • My thoughts exactly when I saw that

      @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630@draconicusmathiusanytherio76303 ай бұрын

    • I need you to get all the way off my back about lady space parts.

      @benzaiten933@benzaiten9333 ай бұрын

    • Nice quote from the Movie Pitch KZhead Channel.

      @onegemini420@onegemini4203 ай бұрын

    • I hate how the space hole opens floppily

      @Elementroar@Elementroar3 ай бұрын

    • Screen Junkies gave up "lady parts" jokes for Lent.

      @ericscholtens7473@ericscholtens74733 ай бұрын

  • I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed the overachieving audio description captions 😂

    @OnlyDoniaUKnow@OnlyDoniaUKnow3 ай бұрын

  • LOL 5:03 The Trade-School AVENGERS!

    @Boncomics@Boncomics3 ай бұрын

  • Astral energy crepitates bit was so funny to me.

    @baciu14@baciu143 ай бұрын

    • Especially considering "crepitate" originally meant "fart"

      @ryang1600@ryang16003 ай бұрын

    • I didn't even know the word, but it looked so perfectly pretentious.

      @AntediluvianRomance@AntediluvianRomance3 ай бұрын

  • Kora and her band of space rebel friends were going for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.

    @TheWarmachine375@TheWarmachine3753 ай бұрын

    • Oh cool, I like Space Walk.

      @hydeistpl@hydeistpl3 ай бұрын

    • Like Alucard?

      @MegaKnight2012@MegaKnight20123 ай бұрын

    • Should have called it Kora the Explorer

      @denisl2760@denisl27603 ай бұрын

    • And kill homicidal vampire priests?

      @balazsszucs7055@balazsszucs70553 ай бұрын

    • A moon walk would you say?

      @johnfernandez8825@johnfernandez88253 ай бұрын

  • his new trope, making is latest Turd into a bigger, longer, uncut Turd

    @89tilinfinity29@89tilinfinity293 ай бұрын

  • "if your brain works in slow motion" 😂😂😂 biggest own lol

    @orhansumen@orhansumen3 ай бұрын

  • I eagerly await Screen Junkies releasing their R rated directors cut of this honest trailer!

    @LordSvzklx@LordSvzklx3 ай бұрын

    • same lol

      @bobbyologun1517@bobbyologun15173 ай бұрын

    • The Snyde Cut?

      @reappermen@reappermen3 ай бұрын

    • ​@@reappermenyes, an Snyder Cut because Snyder can't do a good story under 150 minutes.

      @micahjohansson7573@micahjohansson75733 ай бұрын

  • I read fanfics. I go to Wattpad sometimes. Let me just say that this movie plays out *exactly* like a fanfic. Down to the character names. Darrian "Bloodaxe"... seriously?

    @AnessaSellsHouses@AnessaSellsHouses3 ай бұрын

    • Just to be clear, a fanfic written by a 13 year old. (Older people can write bad fanfic too, it just has different terrible tropes)

      @SimonBuchanNz@SimonBuchanNz3 ай бұрын

    • Bloodaxe is named after a real warrior from history, just like Titus and Balisarius

      @thebeast268@thebeast2683 ай бұрын

    • @@thebeast268 Yes, but I had a huge let down when the guy showed up and didn`t had a HUGE EFFING AXE. P.S. Sorry for the caps.

      @toribiogubert7729@toribiogubert77293 ай бұрын

    • I have literally read hundreds of fanfics far, far better than this movie.

      @taste_is_sweet@taste_is_sweet3 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, and ''Scargiver''. I'm just like what? It's a bit on the nose that one.

      @TheGunman-be7tb@TheGunman-be7tb3 ай бұрын

  • Is it just me or is Screen Junkies getting funnier with every trailer over the past few months? I love you guys 😄

    @edpark@edpark3 ай бұрын

    • they are, there was a slump but they are slowly coming back up

      @roccinante8470@roccinante84703 ай бұрын

    • They reshuffled the writers a few years back and the pacing and timing felt real unfunny for a moment, but I’m glad they’ve worked things out, these are great!

      @DeadweightLKS@DeadweightLKS3 ай бұрын

    • I think it's just movies getting more pathetic.

      @BadFluffy@BadFluffy3 ай бұрын

    • @@BadFluffy the truth has been spoken

      @gesangmanggala9966@gesangmanggala99663 ай бұрын

    • It's the material they are given to work with!

      @shawnkeating3820@shawnkeating38203 ай бұрын

  • Robot and Spider lady were the most compelling characters in this movie and they both got about 5 minutes of action, or the equivalent of one Zack Snyder slo-mo grain sowing scene.

    @crazyeyeskillah@crazyeyeskillah3 ай бұрын

  • Honestly the most Zack Snyder film Zack Snyder has filmed

    @jnb22019@jnb220193 ай бұрын

    • For now.

      @petermasalsky8844@petermasalsky88443 ай бұрын

    • Careful his fans will think that's a compliment

      @bigbearkat2010@bigbearkat20103 ай бұрын

    • Snyder went full Snyder and that sucked.

      @micahjohansson7573@micahjohansson75733 ай бұрын

    • @@micahjohansson7573 Never go full Snyder.

      @petermasalsky8844@petermasalsky88443 ай бұрын

    • The *most Zack Snyder... I dunno. That "honor" goes to either Rebel Moon or Sucker Punch. But since Rebel Moon is eventually a 5 hour slog... I guess it does actually go to Rebel Moon

      @orinanime@orinanime3 ай бұрын

  • I was a transcriber for over a decade, and captioning was a small part of the job but... ...I appreciate the nod to the person doing the captions because it's a bit of an art. or it can be.

    @andysiebert31@andysiebert313 ай бұрын

    • Especially when crepitation is involved.

      @reallyWyrd@reallyWyrd3 ай бұрын

    • My chakra energy is precipitating.

      @TheBakuganmaster99@TheBakuganmaster993 ай бұрын

    • How do u get that job?? I’ve been told i would make a natural transcriber bc of my memory for conversations lol

      @Lillian.Gao.@Lillian.Gao.3 ай бұрын

    • Probably the right place to give a shoutout to the person who made the captions for Stranger Things - I guess it wasn't easy to find new adjectives to describe the mood everytime a new synth piece was played (so, like 100 times in Season 4). Didn't like the whole thing that much anymore, it tried to be too many things at once and used too many tropes cranked up to 11, but I try to value the small things.

      @Knokkelman@Knokkelman3 ай бұрын

  • I'm very much looking forward to the 4 hour director's cut of this Honest Trailer.

    @aroyals339@aroyals3393 ай бұрын

  • The fact that they were both Dario Naharis is insane!

    @Otekos@Otekos3 ай бұрын

  • In honor of the slow-mo inside the slow-mo in Rebel Moon, please say: “Yo dawg, I heard you like a Snyder Cut, so we put a Snyder Cut inside your Snyder Cut.”

    @EngineeredNonsense@EngineeredNonsense3 ай бұрын

    • Is that like a fourth-wall break inside of a fourth-wall break?

      @nathanlau3275@nathanlau32753 ай бұрын

    • @@nathanlau3275 That's like...16 walls!

      @Dilligff@Dilligff3 ай бұрын

    • Circumsnydered..

      @lanalan4157@lanalan41573 ай бұрын

  • I remember I saw ads for this movie, and I thought to myself, "This looks like Star Wars but with a crappier aesthetic." Then I found out it was literally a rejected star wars script and realized "Ah, that's why." No regrets missing this movie...

    @TheLichruler@TheLichruler3 ай бұрын

    • It's 40k, so you'd be correct

      @mathiasbartl903@mathiasbartl90322 күн бұрын

  • that closed cap was funny at the end of this video it is like something from Grammarly that you did not catch before turning in then you send your work to your boss and he is like I love it! and later the closed cap person rereads there works and is like "what the heck this is not what I wrote! I though they said they loved it!"

    @samuelspurlock727@samuelspurlock7273 ай бұрын

  • Rebel moon feels like how Zack Snyder feels like when playing Starfield in 15fps. Also the Netflix thesaurus thing....darn accurate. I learnt a lot already!

    @lizzam@lizzam3 ай бұрын

  • What's interesting to me is that I watched this movie a week ago and I cannot remember anything, even after watching this trailer. Wins my award for the most forgettable movie, ever!

    @ntldr2005@ntldr20053 ай бұрын

    • I agree with this, I remember enjoying it. I put it on a few days later to see why I enjoyed turned it off halfway through. I remember orange.

      @Nathan.007@Nathan.0073 ай бұрын

    • I blanked out for an unspecified time shortly after starting to watch The Rise of Skywalker at the cinema. When I regained consciousness, the Emperor and a million star destroyers had just... appeared. I will never know what happened to me in those lost hours, and for my sanity - and the sake of humanity - I think it is best if those horrors remain undisturbed!

      @MinesAGuinness@MinesAGuinness3 ай бұрын

    • @@Nathan.007 yes, it wasn't an awful movie, just entirely forgettable.

      @ntldr2005@ntldr20053 ай бұрын

    • @@MinesAGuinness Nope, that was just how the movie was. One scene, no emperor and no million starships, next scene, BAM! Emperor is back and has a million starships.... somehow.

      @littlekong7685@littlekong76853 ай бұрын

    • When will film makers realize that people don't like an incomplete movie? We want movies that can stand alone. Even if a movie is part of a trilogy, it still needs a complete story and a complete three-act structure. We feel so empty and unsatisfied after watching an incomplete movie, that's just how human psychology works.

      @TomCruz54321@TomCruz543213 ай бұрын

  • THE NETLFIX CLOSED CAPTIONING GUY SHOWING OFF HIS NEW THESUARUS!!! OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

    @pacorka9943@pacorka99433 ай бұрын

  • I did the math after I watched this, and I can't remember specifics, but essentially the Empire wanted the volume of a standard Olympic swimming pool full of grains. The same empire that can rip holes in space time, turn entire planets into cities, and resurrect dead people needs grains. And yeah, what about that spaceport where they couldn't *POSSIBLY* have grains?

    @Buttlefunker@Buttlefunker27 күн бұрын

  • "A man hated by his own barber." That phrase reminded me why I'm still in this world breathing

    @NoAlias536@NoAlias53621 күн бұрын

  • A movie about recruiting people and that is it. Characters? who cares. Plot? who cares. Slow mo? Yes

    @soulwarfare42@soulwarfare423 ай бұрын

    • Well that would explain why it's part one.

      @benwasserman8223@benwasserman82233 ай бұрын

    • ​@@benwasserman8223 found the bot.

      @vikramprasanna8908@vikramprasanna89083 ай бұрын

    • That would explain why nobody cares!

      @gidonzd@gidonzd3 ай бұрын

    • And one where the recruitment process is a joke, leaving them all 2d characters despite the entire film dedicated to it. Terrible terrible terrible.

      @defdaz@defdaz3 ай бұрын

    • Abs? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaabs!

      @denisl2760@denisl27603 ай бұрын

  • Star Wars plus Seven Samurai has already been done, if you can believe it. Battle Beyond the Stars, a Roger Corman-produced bit of fluff starring Richard Thomas, George Peppard, Sybil Danning and John Saxon.

    @nyctalus9827@nyctalus98273 ай бұрын

    • Yeah he did! And I saw it in the theater! We were starved for sci-fi in those days. . 😢

      @stuartbagley2586@stuartbagley25863 ай бұрын

    • There was also the sci-fi mecha Seven Samurai anime. Which is literally Seven Samurai adaptation but with cyborgs and mecha AND regular samurai with katanas and regular farmers and setting still. It even had the whole ‘the evil overlord cloned himself an heir’ thing lol.

      @Elementroar@Elementroar3 ай бұрын

    • There is an ENTIRE CLONE WARS ARC that is overtly Seven Samurai.

      @terrylong8894@terrylong88943 ай бұрын

    • And bbts is entertaining. Rebel moon isn't.

      @swaggerfm9838@swaggerfm98383 ай бұрын

    • You've missed out the best - Robert Vaughn, who was in the Magnificent Seven the first seven samurai remake.

      @antonycharnock2993@antonycharnock29933 ай бұрын

  • please do the part 2, it's gonna be hilarious 😂

    @reginaphalange9417@reginaphalange94175 күн бұрын

  • I was wondering where I had seen those two guys before. Thanks for reminding me they were both Daario Naharis.

    @benjaminmayer6152@benjaminmayer61523 ай бұрын

  • Any movie that puts Daario Naharis up against Daario Naharis is certainly a movie that did that.

    @WrathOfGrapesN7@WrathOfGrapesN73 ай бұрын

    • Casting Director be like "I Daario. I double Daario motherf***er!"

      @zbaschtian@zbaschtian3 ай бұрын

    • One of the movies of all time

      @jamesbarr8218@jamesbarr82183 ай бұрын

  • Now I know why space ships and space guns and space gadgets always look so weird. It's because it makes them memorable. I couldn't tell you anything about the design of the ships, gadgets or guns in this movie five minutes after finishing it. The only memorable things were the lightsabers (obviously Star Wars) and the stuff they literally ripped off from Warhammer 40k (including the Commissar outfits and the shot of her waving the flag).

    @clarkmichaels822@clarkmichaels8223 ай бұрын

    • Sci Fi weapons fall into two categories: well-designed, distinctive props you will remember forever, and black-painted Nerf guns.

      @brianalice@brianalice3 ай бұрын

    • Also the Techpriests

      @MrMaltavius@MrMaltavius3 ай бұрын

    • @@brianalicePlus all the helmets and armor from Starship Troopers that got reused for the next two decades

      @nilus2k@nilus2k3 ай бұрын

    • @@nilus2k From firefly to power rangers, it always got a chuckle out of me.

      @chrisbaker8533@chrisbaker85333 ай бұрын

    • Exactly! The design was so generic that it was boring.

      @kirschakos@kirschakos3 ай бұрын

  • Zack Snyder: “What if we make a Seven Samurai in the Star Wars universe” Disney: “We already did that. It was called Rogue One.”

    @franciscodanconia4324@franciscodanconia43243 ай бұрын

  • That "flag in the stone" part at the end was just *Chef's Kiss*!!

    @alidamghani2095@alidamghani20953 ай бұрын

  • When honest trailer is better then the actual movie

    @DH-.@DH-.3 ай бұрын

    • That's 90% of movies

      @eddieford9373@eddieford93733 ай бұрын

    • Not the first time. Check Suicide squad

      @dgcardoso@dgcardoso3 ай бұрын

    • Honestly, for the last couple years, making a commentary more entertaining than the actual movie hasn’t been a high bar to meet

      @myurgil@myurgil3 ай бұрын

    • Not the first time it happened. WW84 and Dark phoenix trailer has entered the chat

      @noobmasterruben5167@noobmasterruben51673 ай бұрын

    • Wait, it’s a movie? I thought it was a series.

      @eatatjoes6751@eatatjoes67513 ай бұрын

  • I know a stuntman who worked on Rebel Moon. He said Zack Snyder was one of his favorite directors he's ever worked for, that he ran a great set where everyone was happy, treated everyone with remarkable kindness and fostered a really nice work environment. Honestly, that made me happy. His actual movies may be hyper-pretentious, dark, and just not very good, but at least everyone has a great time making them.

    @devalarees9987@devalarees99873 ай бұрын

    • I'd love to agree with you (and I do really), but apparently Aliens was really stressful, and I know what I want to see replicated 😊

      @markreynolds1436@markreynolds14363 ай бұрын

    • I wanna taste the stress and anguish through the celluloid

      @dayoolaleye1265@dayoolaleye12653 ай бұрын

    • The quality of the movies are proportionally inverse of the kindness of the director Got it

      @matheussanthiago9685@matheussanthiago96853 ай бұрын

    • This is what happened to Illumination too. Their movies are crap, but their work environment is goddamn amazing.

      @eatatjoes6751@eatatjoes67513 ай бұрын

    • Isn’t this what we should expect of all bosses?

      @user-gz5ez1vo4g@user-gz5ez1vo4g3 ай бұрын

  • Thank God for Honest Trailers and Pitch Meeting. Saving my brain cells one release at a time.

    @Apostolus64@Apostolus643 ай бұрын

  • I love how this movie is in such slow motion that 5 minutes isn't just enough time to outline the general script but to explain in detail ever single event that occurs in the movie. It's a great beer and pizza movie. You can pop out to grab the pizza while it plays and when you come back there's no problem catching up on the plot development.

    @jarrodbright5231@jarrodbright52313 ай бұрын

    • So true lol I remember getting bored during the flashback with the princess and getting up without pausing the movie to help a roommate do something. When I came back the dog was slowlyyyyy running back in the snow lmao

      @tournesol5939@tournesol59393 ай бұрын

  • I just didn't get it: 7 Samurai and Magnificent 7 are about organizing a small gang against a slightly bigger gang. This is about organizing a small gang against.. a whole empire (not just a battleship, which would be bad enough). I still don't get how a guy with a spear could just destroy a whole battleship.

    @MrKrtek00@MrKrtek003 ай бұрын

    • A guy with a spear shouldn't even be able to punch through glass so thick it can withstand intergalactic travel.

      @JasonHauser125@JasonHauser1253 ай бұрын

    • totally agree, myself and my two children had a great time talking over the movie and pointing out all the bits that didn't make sense, but the bringing down a battleship with a spear was the pinnacle of bad writing.

      @COLINHILLSWIMS@COLINHILLSWIMS3 ай бұрын

    • Worse, he pierced the glass twice. After being shot in the chest.

      @zbaschtian@zbaschtian3 ай бұрын

    • So the 7 Samurai anime

      @jordanloux3883@jordanloux38833 ай бұрын

    • Well they did it in Avatars. A lot.

      @moskvi4@moskvi43 ай бұрын

  • Wow, watching that intro single clip of dialogue was absolutely all the Zach Snyder I needed. I’m set for life.

    @MerricMaker@MerricMaker3 ай бұрын

  • THANK YOU!!!! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 You earned this!👑

    @justthej@justthej3 ай бұрын

  • "On their carbo-loading mission." 😂😂

    @sometimesfriendly9839@sometimesfriendly98393 ай бұрын

  • That scene with the robot was so good. The rest… yeah, This honest trailer is spot on.

    @user-ed7dy1mq9u@user-ed7dy1mq9u3 ай бұрын

    • The sequel better just focus on the robot and his quest to become one with nature and forget about all that rebellion stuff.

      @billybones1694@billybones16943 ай бұрын

    • @@billybones1694 You know what the irritating thing is? According to the screenwriter, a ton of the scenes that got cut from Part One were about the robot becoming one with nature. They intentionally stripped out the most interesting part to get it a 2-hour runtime.

      @octogigas@octogigas3 ай бұрын

    • @@billybones1694that’s what the whole story should have been. The other characters are nonsense. And of course it’s the best actor too.

      @Whaddayamean13@Whaddayamean133 ай бұрын

  • "original trilogy speedrun" had me laughing!

    @shikhar.awasthi@shikhar.awasthi3 ай бұрын

  • Credits were absolutely hilarious, well done.

    @mikem1457@mikem14573 ай бұрын

  • Wields the power of "a stiiiick" 😅😅😅 2:43

    @mightytoon@mightytoon3 ай бұрын

  • My favorite part of this movie was that it was the first two thirds of A New Hope with an Ocean's Eleven crew gathering montage stretched into the middle.

    @AbbreviatedReviews@AbbreviatedReviews3 ай бұрын

  • Is it just me that thinks that Snyder really regretted not casting Matthew's McConaughey's abs in 300 so now griffin guy ('s abs) is the closest he found instead ?

    @armelior4610@armelior46103 ай бұрын

    • Even the way he talked (his 5 lines or something), probably Snyder direct him was "do your best Matthew McConaughey impression".

      @toribiogubert7729@toribiogubert77293 ай бұрын

  • i swear this movie looks like me recreating my childhood fantasy characters with adult budget. it has all the looks and none of the depth.

    @duxfot6998@duxfot69983 ай бұрын

  • 4th wall break "he cannot keep getting away with this"

    @millzmillz3762@millzmillz37623 ай бұрын

  • You know...every time I launch Netflix it hits me with "Hey you haven't watched this" I was starting to wear down and considered giving it a half watch (Doom scrolling reddit-half listen to movie) but Movie Voice guy has given me renewed strength to resist. Thank you!

    @Sonny_AA@Sonny_AA3 ай бұрын

    • same

      @Billy01113@Billy011133 ай бұрын

    • Wise

      @brettloo7588@brettloo75883 ай бұрын

    • Just rewatch Blue Eye Samurai or Arcane

      @zbaschtian@zbaschtian3 ай бұрын

    • No no no. Give in. Let the joy flow through you! Who knows, you might end up having a good time. …one way or the other.

      @AngeloBarovierSD@AngeloBarovierSD3 ай бұрын

    • Luckily the actors being decent looking help distract from their terrible acting/scripts.

      @carsonhunt4642@carsonhunt46423 ай бұрын

  • SO glad it wasn't just me!! I tried this show for about 10 minutes and couldn't imagine watching another second...

    @WJSipe1@WJSipe13 ай бұрын

  • Editor: How many slow-mos do you want? Snyder: YES

    @gesangmanggala9966@gesangmanggala99663 ай бұрын

  • That Netflix close caption guy had me LMAO 🤣

    @kadarabdullahi@kadarabdullahi3 ай бұрын

  • My favorite part in Seven Samurai was when it cut to the Japanese Emperor talking about his plans for world domination.

    @EpicBeard815@EpicBeard8153 ай бұрын

    • I also loved the part where the Seven Samurai with their swords and spears took on a fleet of enemy aircraft carriers with supersonic jets.

      @partyboi8773@partyboi87733 ай бұрын

  • 6:06 ... aaaand... _there_ it is! I was waiting this whole video for the "... she's got my back!" meme.

    @ryadinstormblessed8308@ryadinstormblessed83083 ай бұрын

  • I love how he said, who, for that general guy because in the guardians of the Galaxy, his first line is who

    @danielfalcocchia8537@danielfalcocchia85373 ай бұрын

  • "Don't you love grain? GraaaaAaaAAaAaain..." LMAO 😂

    @mikeday510@mikeday5103 ай бұрын

  • Zach Snyder: I Made A Star War!!!! Everyone: Yes... but at what cost? 😔

    @HowardLogan-gv5kc@HowardLogan-gv5kc3 ай бұрын

  • Damn I was expecting a Netflix Daredevil trailer with Echo coming out today. Maybe one day. Maybe one day…

    @arc4859@arc48593 ай бұрын

  • Oh my god the "starring" nearly had me in tears. Brilliant stuff!

    @kylenewcomer9697@kylenewcomer96973 ай бұрын

    • I was going to sue if they didn’t go for the Daario thing.

      @michaelbuckelew@michaelbuckelew3 ай бұрын

  • I couldn’t even watch the movie once, I imagine that you guys had to watch it several times to make the video. You are the true heroes

    @Haibing22@Haibing223 ай бұрын

  • The Netflix Closed Caption guy comment made me laugh out loud 🤣

    @neily1488@neily14883 ай бұрын

  • It's basically a Bug's Life but in space...😂😂😂😂

    @tshegofatsoletlape8721@tshegofatsoletlape87213 ай бұрын

  • Man, I'm so happy I'm going to save MANY hours by just watching this quick synopsis

    @JMReid1220@JMReid12203 ай бұрын

  • "Somehow Palpatine Returned" That line suppose to scary right but I am laughing hear it

    @castiel4043@castiel40433 ай бұрын

  • No pain, no grain amirite, also, I have it on good authority that one of the seven samurai was actually Darth Vader's father.

    @FuzzyStripetail@FuzzyStripetail3 ай бұрын

    • Forbidden knowledge. Good.

      @raj_a_jaiswal@raj_a_jaiswal3 ай бұрын

    • Underrated comments vol 768

      @krystaldragons6040@krystaldragons60403 ай бұрын

  • "the slower motion within the slow motion" got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @knlefamily@knlefamily3 ай бұрын

  • Totally nailed all the tropes!!

    @user-hs7zq2pn9l@user-hs7zq2pn9l3 ай бұрын

  • I bet 2024 is gonna be the year of the Highlander Honest Trailer for sure!

    @smintili@smintili3 ай бұрын

  • What do we want? Grains! When do we want it? Grains!

    @Figure791@Figure7913 ай бұрын

  • Robot Jesus sounds like a sick spin-off someone make that movie!

    @K.C-2049@K.C-20493 ай бұрын

  • I did like the robot. Although comedy this trailer is stunningly accurate 😂

    @HuplesCat@HuplesCat3 ай бұрын

  • Hey Jules! Nice one and well done.

    @splinteredmind4949@splinteredmind49493 ай бұрын

  • hahahahaha OMG one of the most brutal of these in a awhile "Look out kora, he's gonna shoot you..."

    @ANDREV@ANDREV3 ай бұрын

  • 3:27 That sure looks like an acklay from Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones. They even kill it the same way by chopping off its front legs. 😂

    @WilliamHaisch@WilliamHaisch3 ай бұрын

  • If I even remember this movie exists when Part 2 comes out, I'll watch the pretty pics with the sound off and make up my own dialogue. What I come up with will probably make more sense, lol.

    @ryanakers1372@ryanakers13723 ай бұрын

  • The last two burns were wild!!

    @addsunspot@addsunspot8 сағат бұрын
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