The Battle For Warhammer Has Begun

2024 ж. 18 Сәу.
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In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only The Message. Well, it was only a matter of time before they came for Warhammer. Games Workshop's recent decision to alter the lore of their game universe has opened the floodgates, and there will be demands for more. Believe that.

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  • We're Warhammer 40K fans... We ARE weaponized autism. Not one backwards step.

    @chainsawsubtlety9828@chainsawsubtlety982825 күн бұрын
    • First rank, ready! *whistle blast* CHARGE!!!

      @westernspy3500@westernspy350025 күн бұрын
    • "The franchise broke before the fans did" 40K STILL STANDS

      @dankmemes8254@dankmemes825425 күн бұрын
    • You're going to lose this to wokeness just like everything else. Stop navel gazing.

      @user-ff8rs7gk6r@user-ff8rs7gk6r25 күн бұрын
    • FIX BAYONETS... FOR THE EMPEROR CHAAAAARGE!!!

      @Zombiesparker@Zombiesparker25 күн бұрын
    • I’m hoping for the same too! The company broke before the fanbase did!

      @Reformed322@Reformed32225 күн бұрын
  • "May your hobby go mainstream" is the most insidious curse I know in the english langauge

    @northstar6920@northstar692025 күн бұрын
    • Every single time

      @Ancientreapers@Ancientreapers25 күн бұрын
    • In this case, its better this way if it means dropping all the fascists who adopted 40k in the past 15 or so years.

      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo25 күн бұрын
    • TAKE IT BACK take it back now or it means war.

      @bastait@bastait25 күн бұрын
    • I don’t think he gets the fact they aren’t facists

      @blankspace444@blankspace44425 күн бұрын
    • ​@@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo sounds like something a fascist socialist would say

      @roastbeef4918@roastbeef491825 күн бұрын
  • "Who would have thought that an oppressive, xenophobic totalitarian military regime wouldn't have diversity and inclusion" got me

    @isaacmallinson2654@isaacmallinson265422 күн бұрын
    • the galaxy is super big incountable people in the imperium there will be queer people because of how many people are there

      @youraveragecatachanfemboy@youraveragecatachanfemboy19 күн бұрын
    • ​@@youraveragecatachanfemboy face the wall , Heretic.

      @dotaloner5362@dotaloner536219 күн бұрын
    • @@dotaloner5362 oo kinky

      @youraveragecatachanfemboy@youraveragecatachanfemboy19 күн бұрын
    • @@dotaloner5362 you gonna shoot me with you BIG GUN big boy :3

      @youraveragecatachanfemboy@youraveragecatachanfemboy19 күн бұрын
    • @@dotaloner5362 or you gonna PENETRATE ME with your power sword???

      @youraveragecatachanfemboy@youraveragecatachanfemboy19 күн бұрын
  • My favorite part is the least fleshed out groups are the sisters of silence and battle sisters, but instead of fleshing them out or doing anything with them they’re just ignored. They had a lore way to do it and just didn’t care

    @ignis2638@ignis263820 күн бұрын
    • They don't want to build they want to destroy

      @falcor200@falcor20020 күн бұрын
    • Well tbf they were kind of neglected by the fans despite having some good lore

      @ProdByCari@ProdByCari20 күн бұрын
    • @@ProdByCari would this not have been the perfect chance to rectify that?

      @sicarius4372@sicarius437219 күн бұрын
    • ​@@sicarius4372 My guess is they were considering it but in terms of a successful marketing campaign it would be risky. Usually, companies try and take advantage of their more commercially popular products.. and at the end of the day these are products. They were prob trying to capitalize off the new show coming out and obviously wanted some female cast. so they had to retcon some shit but did it in the worst way possible.

      @ProdByCari@ProdByCari18 күн бұрын
    • The sisters who?

      @facundomontivero2299@facundomontivero229918 күн бұрын
  • Somehow Palpatine returned

    @haircutdeluxe@haircutdeluxe25 күн бұрын
    • And somehow there was always chicks among the Custodes.

      @AlphagonOmegarius@AlphagonOmegarius25 күн бұрын
    • Next we’ll have female marines

      @TAWMUD@TAWMUD25 күн бұрын
    • 'We were always at war with Eastasia' ... 🙄

      @CommDante@CommDante25 күн бұрын
    • Somehow Horos returned... as a female 😂😂😂

      @ShyamadeepPrasad@ShyamadeepPrasad25 күн бұрын
    • Well if we really want to be inclusive. How long before we have. *(Trans Marines) have always been a thing. But I guess now. Games Work Shop will also learn. What *(MARVEL, DC, & STAR WARS) have already learned. *(GO WOKE, GO BROKE).

      @shadowr2d2@shadowr2d225 күн бұрын
  • Where were the female Custodes when the Westfold fell?

    @RealSeekerOfTheTruth@RealSeekerOfTheTruth25 күн бұрын
    • Didn't exist lmao 😂

      @bry756@bry75625 күн бұрын
    • Nowhere, because they don’t exist

      @Logan-il1rw@Logan-il1rw25 күн бұрын
    • In the kitchen crying for traditional gender roles of course XD

      @MALICEM12@MALICEM1225 күн бұрын
    • In the kitchen 😂

      @user-fc4lh1fz7x@user-fc4lh1fz7x25 күн бұрын
    • lmao

      @terrykingpin1452@terrykingpin145225 күн бұрын
  • Star Wars Refugee: ...god damn it I just got here...

    @realdapperdice@realdapperdice20 күн бұрын
    • Nothing is safe from the Gender-Squid.

      @SmarteeeOutdoors@SmarteeeOutdoors19 күн бұрын
    • @@SmarteeeOutdoors I prefer to call them the alphabet mafia

      @realdapperdice@realdapperdice19 күн бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @bobbygamber8450@bobbygamber845014 күн бұрын
    • It really does seem like they stalk me.

      @FormerGovernmentHuman@FormerGovernmentHuman13 күн бұрын
    • ya i share your pain

      @songhan1586@songhan158612 күн бұрын
  • "Why are you gatekeeping?" Custodes: "We're LITERALLY Watchers of the Gate"

    @knightsljx@knightsljx21 күн бұрын
    • >Why are you gatekeeping? Because every hobby that wasn't gatekept was completely and irrevocably ruined by ya'll.

      @spybreak23@spybreak2319 күн бұрын
    • @@spybreak23 as a queer Warhammer fan I'm gonna say a few things 1 what will happen when all the current Warhammer fans leave or die? the franchise will die you need to realize that new fans are the life blood of any fandom

      @youraveragecatachanfemboy@youraveragecatachanfemboy19 күн бұрын
    • @@spybreak23 and if you block me your just showing that your argument is shite

      @youraveragecatachanfemboy@youraveragecatachanfemboy19 күн бұрын
    • @@youraveragecatachanfemboy Very hard to take you serious with a name like that.

      @LtCommanderTato@LtCommanderTato18 күн бұрын
    • And new fans are the alphabet circus? You guys are a loud minority. You can't keep the Warhammer fandom alive. Neither can girls. The Warhammer fandom needs nerds. Male nerds. And it needs to cater to the majority of males. This is not Barbie or My Little Pony... This ain't anime or manga, with it's cute little chibi's and sexy, mysterious male characters.... THIS IS WARHAMMER! this is the greasiest, sweatiest, beardneck, nolife, fucking model painting little plaatic soldiers that have chainswords and meltaguns. How the fuck is this supposed to cater to a large enough portion of women and queers to keep it alive? Warhammer is for BOYZ and a few wonderful women who are unicorns.

      @someonesaid8324@someonesaid832418 күн бұрын
  • "The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal" . It's an actual quote from Warhammer.

    @adaptivekalman@adaptivekalman25 күн бұрын
    • Completely true

      @qoph1988@qoph198825 күн бұрын
    • Apathy is a corruption, a fetid rot, a festering Blight and a sin, tolerance is the gateway to it. We are in the Warhammer universe, just watch the Alex Jones-40k mashups, to see it.

      @brockdavid@brockdavid25 күн бұрын
    • Brothers, tell me where this quote comes from so I can repeat it

      @dna9783@dna978325 күн бұрын
    • Warhammer fantasy i think​@@dna9783

      @Knight25B@Knight25B25 күн бұрын
    • Nice. Im going to use that one.

      @Grivehn@Grivehn25 күн бұрын
  • "It's easy to ask 'Why do you care so much?' after you've already gotten what YOU want". Absolutely nailed it.

    @daethalion1725@daethalion172525 күн бұрын
    • Is it? Or is it more weird moralizing?

      @Dragonage2ftw@Dragonage2ftw25 күн бұрын
    • @@Dragonage2ftw Moralizing what?

      @anon4854@anon485425 күн бұрын
    • @@anon4854 moralizing after you get what you want? weird

      @juniisenpai3777@juniisenpai377725 күн бұрын
    • Yeah, that's a great line that can be used for all of this DEI bullsh1t.

      @BulletMagnetMan@BulletMagnetMan25 күн бұрын
    • ​​@@Dragonage2ftw sounds like you're a woman who's never played the tabletop

      @chrisrocco@chrisrocco25 күн бұрын
  • If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk.

    @jasonmaynard2402@jasonmaynard240221 күн бұрын
    • Odd analogy, but true.

      @facundomontivero2299@facundomontivero229918 күн бұрын
    • It is a book. Slippery slope incarnate

      @Kyle-sr6jm@Kyle-sr6jm17 күн бұрын
    • Or warp stone

      @jokerpenguin9429@jokerpenguin942916 күн бұрын
    • Most wholesome comment on YT.

      @crestinglight@crestinglightКүн бұрын
  • Investors: "Yeah it's a great painting and all, but, could you make her smile more?" Leonardo Da Vinci: "Uhhm..." Investors: "and more of an eyebrow so they're visible? and whilst you're at it, she needs to look to the left, and can you get a larger canvas?"

    @SpareSomeChange8080@SpareSomeChange808020 күн бұрын
  • GW has awoken an autistic giant and filled him with a terrible resolve

    @gman7883@gman788325 күн бұрын
    • We have not forgotten anything they have done to us

      @Asterion_Mol0c@Asterion_Mol0c25 күн бұрын
    • We remember tts

      @Asterion_Mol0c@Asterion_Mol0c25 күн бұрын
    • ​@Asterion_Mol0c I was about to forget they forced tts to stop and this whole thing had reminded me

      @JeremyTheBreadKnife@JeremyTheBreadKnife25 күн бұрын
    • ​@@Asterion_Mol0c we remember TTS

      @Lord_CV@Lord_CV25 күн бұрын
    • That statement is very offensive to autistic people ... like me. Not only is it stupid it is meaningless too.

      @kaoskronostyche9939@kaoskronostyche993925 күн бұрын
  • "And the elite among the space marines are the Custodes" My eye started twitching uncontrollably and so did yours.

    @ParameterGrenze@ParameterGrenze21 күн бұрын
    • It killed me. I knew this would be just one more Twitter style hot take. For people who claim to care about the lore, the complaners seem to know very little about it. There's also a bunch of people pretending to play the game when and then saying stuff like, and I quote: I have 5000 points of Marines, 3000 points of Death Guard and a few xenos armies and I canceled my preorder for the Custodes 'dex I sure as hell hope you did since you don't seem to play Custodes

      @NeoHellPoet@NeoHellPoet21 күн бұрын
    • I mean, they're not among the Space Marines, but they most certainly are more elite than them and are inside the same faction, so I'm going to let it stand as an quick and dirty explanation among the newer folk.

      @benjamintherogue2421@benjamintherogue242121 күн бұрын
    • @@benjamintherogue2421 he IS newer folk. hes riding this new rage bait for all of his culture war paypigs like every other girfter does.

      @brain5437@brain543720 күн бұрын
    • @@benjamintherogue2421 The newer folk? You mean the folk that that joined 11 days ago because the want to complain about wahmen in the custards (as The Quartering pronounced them)?

      @zagreus5773@zagreus577314 күн бұрын
    • @@zagreus5773 No, I mean the people that have joined in the last 10 years. The "newer" folk to the rest of us that have been here for a while. None of us appreciate the sinking ship that is 40k. People like The Quartering are simply reporting on it, as they do with everything else that they report on. Enjoy your new Star Wars/Star Trek/Doctor Who, tourist.

      @benjamintherogue2421@benjamintherogue242114 күн бұрын
  • Literally the most hardcore sci-fi universe around.... And they want to bring dei in...

    @timcasey1428@timcasey142820 күн бұрын
    • DEI Division, Exclusion and Intolerance

      @rifz42@rifz4218 күн бұрын
    • DEI more like Die heretic!

      @ericgoguen8305@ericgoguen830512 күн бұрын
    • Calm down Fox News

      @leonrobinson8180@leonrobinson81809 күн бұрын
    • Jews. Always.

      @cinemafix6017@cinemafix60172 күн бұрын
  • "Somehow, no one noticed this for 10,000 years"

    @damian131313131313@damian13131313131325 күн бұрын
    • "she was stood very... VERY... still..."

      @MrJambiwana@MrJambiwana25 күн бұрын
    • Sanguinius did, he even mentioned them in a book from the Horus heresy

      @guyperson7487@guyperson748725 күн бұрын
    • ​@@guyperson7487 No he didnt. He mentioned golden man and woman walking of a ship. Golden man = Custodes in golden armor, golden women = sisters of silence in golden armor.

      @oO0Xenos0Oo@oO0Xenos0Oo25 күн бұрын
    • Because Custodes rarely eat, so they don't get in the kitchen.

      @usernamealreadytaken9330@usernamealreadytaken933025 күн бұрын
    • Somehow Palpatine went back 10,000 years.

      @EvilHomer101@EvilHomer10125 күн бұрын
  • "The Emperor bestows upon us the gift of intolerance." -Darktide loading screen

    @jonahmasa3847@jonahmasa384725 күн бұрын
    • Diverse and stunning Imperium (but not really cause imperialism bad) that accepts all with no xenophobia or bigotry... Or uber conservative authoritarian techno-theocracy as satire, pick one.

      @cabnbeeschurgr6440@cabnbeeschurgr644025 күн бұрын
    • "Hatred is the Emperor's greatest gift to Humanity."

      @zvonimirgrabic7802@zvonimirgrabic780225 күн бұрын
    • "An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded."

      @BruderSenf@BruderSenf25 күн бұрын
    • Based

      @kotzpenner@kotzpenner25 күн бұрын
    • Why would you think that's something to aspire to?

      @Dragonage2ftw@Dragonage2ftw25 күн бұрын
  • "We don't create good things. We change yours. We don't tolerate. There is only us."

    @akjir@akjir19 күн бұрын
  • Blackrock. Vanguard. State Street. Know thy enemy.

    @musicbygoldenj@musicbygoldenj18 күн бұрын
    • Lampposts are yearning.

      @usun_current5786@usun_current578613 күн бұрын
    • Prepare to hear them speak at length of how they've suffered, but not why. Never why.

      @wrongthinker843@wrongthinker84311 күн бұрын
    • @@wrongthinker843 Oy vey

      @goatpis@goatpis5 күн бұрын
    • Oy vey! Shut it down!

      @cinemafix6017@cinemafix60172 күн бұрын
  • It's especially silly since: 1. Female Imperial guard (and Eldar) have always been a thing. 2. Sisters of Battle

    @DarthRadical@DarthRadical25 күн бұрын
    • Sister of silence

      @Lord_CV@Lord_CV25 күн бұрын
    • Also the poor Sisters of Silence.

      @micturner8193@micturner819325 күн бұрын
    • @@micturner8193 This. These cultural locusts conveniently ignore what is in front of them. This is about taking away male-dominated spaces in any form for "inclusion". This is what happens when you allow clown-hairs to infest your gaming space.

      @mattcarper9853@mattcarper985325 күн бұрын
    • The lore also has female rogue traders and high-ranking Imperial Navy officers. Not to mention inquisitors.

      @MightyGalvatron@MightyGalvatron25 күн бұрын
    • Think most, if not all of the Assasin temples also include women in their ranks.

      @TheBubbeloo@TheBubbeloo25 күн бұрын
  • The French Foreign Legion says - "do not surrender the little things - otherwise you will surrender them all"

    @MotionMcAnixx@MotionMcAnixx25 күн бұрын
    • Listen to the French on surrender; they know what's up

      @bass779@bass77925 күн бұрын
    • Me: "Didn't you surrender your Capital City (Paris) without a shot being fired?" The French: "Do as we say, not as we do...".

      @michaelhill6451@michaelhill645125 күн бұрын
    • Although the other replies are funny, I do like that quote.

      @levistapleton930@levistapleton93025 күн бұрын
    • ​@@michaelhill6451 the context was different

      @skeletongaming69@skeletongaming6925 күн бұрын
    • @@michaelhill6451 there was fighting it happened before they blitzed across the lines in tanks and encircled the french army in the french mainland, they ether surrendered the city and saved who they could well regrouping in there colonys or let the country burn they made the choice that saved the most french lives and continued to fight overseas as a government in exile

      @Danielhuren@Danielhuren25 күн бұрын
  • Sooo basically... something is created to be awesome - attracts attention for being awesome - and then those who became fans because it's awesome want it to stop being what it is, so they can feel good about themselves. yup, makes sense.

    @alexjagi3448@alexjagi34488 күн бұрын
  • My girlfriend loves the 40K universe exactly for how masculine and brutal it is. While at it, add men in Adepta Sororitas as well...

    @Brioshie@Brioshie18 күн бұрын
  • Henry Cavill’s agent is in the running for one of the Worst Agents ever

    @chucksenhowzen9740@chucksenhowzen974025 күн бұрын
    • He got him Geralt didn’t he

      @looming_@looming_25 күн бұрын
    • @@looming_And look what happened to that.

      @LexingtonDeville984@LexingtonDeville98425 күн бұрын
    • That'll be his missus.

      @dcmastermindfirst9418@dcmastermindfirst941825 күн бұрын
    • ​@@looming_ LOL, as if you think that show was actually a win... 🤣 Henry was literally the best thing about that show. Everything else SUCKED.

      @connorbaz5980@connorbaz598025 күн бұрын
    • @@connorbaz5980 Even Cavil couldnt save seasons 2 and 3

      @shlongbongchewy@shlongbongchewy25 күн бұрын
  • My Armour is Contempt My Shield is Disgust My Sword is Hatred In the Emperor's Name, let none survive!

    @BountyFlamor@BountyFlamor25 күн бұрын
    • cringe

      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo25 күн бұрын
    • @@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo So, are you really commenting on every post? Seems pretty sad lol. and cringe

      @Alex13501@Alex1350125 күн бұрын
    • @@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLono you!

      @lookbach@lookbach25 күн бұрын
    • @@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo Said the Brony Minecraft player

      @zenksren8206@zenksren820625 күн бұрын
    • My armor is my status as a minority. My shield is my status as a minority. My sword is my status as a minority. CEO: ‘My money is an M-1 Abrams that controls your thoughts.’

      @moresnacksplease526@moresnacksplease52625 күн бұрын
  • Trying to gaslight a community so authistic they can mention minor details from a book that was written back when the dinosaurs still romed the earth is one hell of an idea xD

    @n0sk3ll@n0sk3ll20 күн бұрын
  • I haven't heard of Warhammer much but I saw this short film called Astartes and I automatically know that this stuff is SACRED!!!

    @Delta_Bound@Delta_Bound19 күн бұрын
  • Ah yes. Games workshop saw wizards of the coast, Netflix (Witcher) and Lucas film and was like we want to fail in under a year too!

    @mbiker345@mbiker34525 күн бұрын
    • One word: Blackrock.

      @lazyman7505@lazyman750525 күн бұрын
    • Because capitalism = greed. Fan loyalty does not increase profits. Sweet ESG money does

      @Jackfromshack@Jackfromshack25 күн бұрын
    • You forgot Bud Light

      @grndzro777@grndzro77725 күн бұрын
    • ​@@Jackfromshackthat makes no sense. How you can twist a situation that actually hurts business and blame capitalism instead of the actual causes. Non-profit colleges, establishment, elitism, culture wars all play a role, but capitalism is not the cause of wokeism. I think you have an axe to grind.

      @PeteQuad@PeteQuad25 күн бұрын
    • ​@@lazyman7505 and Vanguard.

      @leandrocastello309@leandrocastello30925 күн бұрын
  • Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. -George Orwell 1984

    @oranged9122@oranged912225 күн бұрын
    • Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Wokeists are always right.

      @yolotrollo6343@yolotrollo634325 күн бұрын
    • Can't believe you're using a book about the rise of a totalitarian regime to complain about A TABLETOP GAME

      @KetsubanSolo@KetsubanSolo25 күн бұрын
    • It was supposed to be a warning...not a fucking manual. But here we are.

      @mito-pb8qg@mito-pb8qg25 күн бұрын
    • I really don't like that people are using my favorite book to complain about a damn tabletop game

      @KetsubanSolo@KetsubanSolo25 күн бұрын
    • @@KetsubanSoloThey wouldn’t be if this existed in a vacuum. It doesn’t. Your comment is simply reductive

      @hellotherekenobi2156@hellotherekenobi215625 күн бұрын
  • And please remember, that GW is working towards this show for several years now. What many people have forgotten is, that GW went after content creators, who produced warhammer content. When Syama Pederson started to publish the Astartes series, GW saw how widely accepted it could be, and started to send out cease and desist orders to content creators, threatening to take legal actions, if they did not remove their content. Then, they offered them to work for GW (but had to sign NDAs, so nobody can talk about it). The content creators faced a choice to either join GW or stop their entire channel and waste all the work they had done for it. Btw. Syama Pederson did join GW, but he does not talk about it, as he is not allowed to. So, looking at how vehemently GW is forcing Warhammer to go mainstream, I think they will do anything that Amazon demands from them, resulting in the total destruction of their lore and everything that made Warhammer great.

    @Kiboxxx@Kiboxxx18 күн бұрын
  • For one hundred years I stood my watch amidst the sombre shadows of the Sanctum Imperialis. I was still as a statue, but always ready, always attuned to dangers unseen. Days, months, years passed by in a frenzied blur beyond those walls, yet within, little moved and nothing changed. For one hundred years I did naught but wait, yet had any threat appeared, I would have struck it down in a heartbeat. For one hundred years I stood my watch, and as it ends I can tell you this - patience is a weapon. -Me at 2 am making sure my wife doesn't eat the last cheesecake slice from the fridge.

    @hristohristov7491@hristohristov74919 күн бұрын
  • Reddit defends BlackRock likes it's the only oasis in a desert.

    @Daddydeku710@Daddydeku71025 күн бұрын
    • Communists will ALWAYS simp for corporations because the dirty secret, corporations are a stain of communism not capitalism

      @YaboitheCadian@YaboitheCadian25 күн бұрын
    • Typical Reddit.

      @auraaetherbladesigma6939@auraaetherbladesigma693925 күн бұрын
    • For a group who claimed to hate billionaires and Wall Street types and large corporations so much, it's weird how much their interests coincide

      @tonybebb72@tonybebb7225 күн бұрын
    • Reddit never changes.

      @merafirewing6591@merafirewing659125 күн бұрын
    • Imagine supporting a multi billion dollar company that uses money to control people. Blackrock is everything they're supposed to hate.

      @scribbles1424@scribbles142425 күн бұрын
  • “Maybe if I feed this crocodile just a finger, it’ll be satisfied and possibly even befriend me” -Games Workshop

    @MrDKDJ@MrDKDJ25 күн бұрын
    • Reminds me of a video I saw not too long ago of a lion biting off a human finger, and you can see it ripping the tendon out of like half his forearm. It was revolting.

      @armouredjester1622@armouredjester162225 күн бұрын
    • It's just that the crocodile is the people demanding the reversal of the retcon.

      @zagreus5773@zagreus577314 күн бұрын
    • They sold their soul to BlackRock and Vanguard Chaos Gods.

      @usun_current5786@usun_current578613 күн бұрын
  • Custodes are not space marines. That's a complete separate branch of human based super soldiers.

    @dasniveau9933@dasniveau993320 күн бұрын
    • "Man goes on rant about something he know little about because it will get him views."

      @Zargouski@Zargouski14 күн бұрын
  • "We don't want our existing audience." "We want a modern audience." Bold move. Sacrificing 80% of your paying customers for... people who don't exist.

    @Xuhybrid@Xuhybrid14 күн бұрын
  • GW "There's always been five lights." Fans “There are four lights!”

    @spiderjeranimo4992@spiderjeranimo499225 күн бұрын
    • Star trek next generation episode. Excellent reference.

      @tacituskilgore6752@tacituskilgore675225 күн бұрын
    • In turn a 1984 reference.

      @JudoP_slinging@JudoP_slinging25 күн бұрын
    • @@tacituskilgore6752 The Best Star Trek Next Generation episode

      @johnvanzelm2307@johnvanzelm230725 күн бұрын
    • There is no war in Ba Sing Se, that's uh..... construction equipment not a fire nation war machine.

      @Lonovavir@Lonovavir25 күн бұрын
    • 2+2=5

      @auturgicflosculator2183@auturgicflosculator218325 күн бұрын
  • "DONT YOU BOYZ KNO THEY ALWAYS BEEN ORC CUSTODES, WE WAZ DE EMPORORS SHINYEST BOYZ ZOG!"

    @ezwins7971@ezwins797125 күн бұрын
    • And Deffwatch.

      @przemysawpietras8497@przemysawpietras849725 күн бұрын
    • GOLD WUNZ KRUMP HARDAH!

      @kontrarien5721@kontrarien572125 күн бұрын
    • 😁

      @Dunderslag@Dunderslag25 күн бұрын
    • Kustodes

      @uberdan08@uberdan0825 күн бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @LittleIAO@LittleIAO25 күн бұрын
  • And this is why you've hit 2M subs. You've just summed up the culture war of the past 20 years in one succinct video. My hat is off to you, sir.

    @laurelkemp8404@laurelkemp840419 күн бұрын
  • "We've always been at war with East-Asia" Nice one. 1984

    @civroger@civroger13 күн бұрын
  • Its been brewing for years now, GW has never been a consumer friendly company- constantly attacking fan content, putting out statements meant to be 'signaling for inclusivity' while simultaneously shouting at anyone who disagreed with the message to gtfo- this was inevitable.

    @WelcomeToDERPLAND@WelcomeToDERPLAND25 күн бұрын
    • This...👆

      @derekmcmanus8615@derekmcmanus861525 күн бұрын
    • If it weren't for GW's narrow-minded thinking and if their IQ were even slightly above room temperature, then half the gaming industry would consist of Warhammer.

      @---777---@---777---25 күн бұрын
    • You can see the virtue signallers circling, posting the same 2 or 3 I'll informed arguments and getting the same number of likes per comment, the arguments being: 1) 40K lore changes all the time, they then cite something from the 80's when it was Rouge Trader, 2) It's a small change what does it matter, obvious counter, if it doesn't why make the change 3) This is a bit of an over reaction against GW from the fans for a minor thing, which makes it clear they know nothing and are just here for the controversy, anyone who has even the smallest bit of knowledge about GW would never White Knight for them. So I have to agree, Gatekeep or loose what you love...

      @maddlarkin@maddlarkin25 күн бұрын
    • Preach

      @Filthyterm@Filthyterm25 күн бұрын
    • @@maddlarkin 4) "You're just upset because they hate seeing women in your game," ignoring all the female representation across several factions for decades, and the fact that women have played the game (albeit a small minority) for years and are welcome.

      @ChristophelusPulps@ChristophelusPulps25 күн бұрын
  • "Why does this keep happening to me?" - Henry Cavill

    @SpyroJance@SpyroJance25 күн бұрын
    • Because he is not intelligent. Has nobody watching his back. Has a lousy lawyer. And has a terrible manager.

      @gathasofpersia6432@gathasofpersia643225 күн бұрын
    • haha

      @tristanthedarkstar@tristanthedarkstar25 күн бұрын
    • The poor guy has the second worst agent right next to that actress who somehow always manages to get roles in terrible projects, like the new Charles angles reboot movie, the resident evil tv show and of course that forspoken game.

      @dragonandavatarfan8865@dragonandavatarfan886525 күн бұрын
    • It happened because HE TRIED TO BRING WH40K MAINSTREAM. Did you think AMAZON of all companies was going to respect the lore? After they finished wiping their asses with Tolkien? I wish there was no WH40K TV-series, because this right here is the price.

      @m.g7809@m.g780925 күн бұрын
    • @@m.g7809 Absolutely correct. It's worth pointing out that this whole "I'm just like you I'm a true geek" thing, while possibly true, could also be a calculated career move. Or a combination of both. He is an actor, they lie for a living. Regardless, if he honestly thought Amazon was going to be the goto way to make a real representation of 40k then he is, at best, a complete idiot.

      @user-ef5ug6jx5n@user-ef5ug6jx5n25 күн бұрын
  • This situation looks like a good example of thought police, the game is a fictional world! A piece of art.

    @jonathanward6779@jonathanward677920 күн бұрын
  • 'We have always been at war with East Asia.' Using 1984 references to denote brainwashing was a good touch. We need more of these.

    @asifuzzaman21@asifuzzaman2122 күн бұрын
    • Thought that too

      @Prime_G1@Prime_G114 күн бұрын
  • I've never seen a company hate its own fanbase as much as GW

    @alcotismo@alcotismo25 күн бұрын
    • There's nintendo, but at least they treat their own IPs with some respect.

      @AlphagonOmegarius@AlphagonOmegarius25 күн бұрын
    • Wizards of the Coast is up there.

      @suflanker45@suflanker4525 күн бұрын
    • Wizards of the Coast is starting to give them a run for their money

      @the-engneer@the-engneer25 күн бұрын
    • Pick any gaming company

      @Lord_Deimos@Lord_Deimos25 күн бұрын
    • Ahum .. EA, Blizzard, Marvell & Disney.

      @Extra-galactic-loremaster@Extra-galactic-loremaster25 күн бұрын
  • “The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal.” Oh how their own lore predicted this.

    @MrDeathMachine@MrDeathMachine25 күн бұрын
    • You understand that this quote was said by super racists that are willing to lobotomize their own people?

      @magdalenamatuszczyk6717@magdalenamatuszczyk671725 күн бұрын
    • Besides the fact that these people would be executed for heresy and treachery towards the emperor of mankind in the same universe, it is so obvious that they know nothing about the lore. There is so many powerful female roles in the universe, some of them exceeding a space marine in power by large i.e psyker, inquisitors, rogue traders and so on. Or even the Sisters of Battle, which maybe are not equal to space marines in sustainablility but equal in fighting power. With these muppets, I am also pretty sure, that as soon as they get their female space marines, they will want also trans, pan and furry marines ;D

      @fuzzymcgee_@fuzzymcgee_25 күн бұрын
    • bend the knee once, then at later point you will be in bend over position real hard

      @dafuqgusdafrey60@dafuqgusdafrey6025 күн бұрын
  • The fight for man’s last, sacred hobby has begun

    @johnosborne1873@johnosborne187314 күн бұрын
  • "And the elite among the space marines are the Custodes" raises finger to correct hesitates... "Okay, never mind, that's a fine way to explain it to the non-initiated if we don't want an hour lore discussion"

    @MrCovi2955@MrCovi295522 күн бұрын
    • I am new here can you explain.

      @abhishekkumar-js7kr@abhishekkumar-js7kr11 күн бұрын
    • @@abhishekkumar-js7kr Custodes are not type of space marines, but we(some) get the point of what drinker pointed out

      @Aunzo91@Aunzo9110 күн бұрын
  • "I remember my grandmother saying to me: I don't care what they tell you at school, the Custodes always had femele." GW's X admin (probably)

    @symmetricasymmetric9154@symmetricasymmetric915425 күн бұрын
    • Mint reference! 😂

      @TheDallasDwayne@TheDallasDwayne25 күн бұрын
    • Looking for this quote!

      @amsfountain8792@amsfountain879225 күн бұрын
    • Gorillaman was always a black lesbian

      @jonbaxter2254@jonbaxter225425 күн бұрын
    • And Cleopatra was black.

      @jaggedskar3890@jaggedskar389025 күн бұрын
    • You spelt Roubute wrong.​@jaggedskar3890

      @newtpondskipper@newtpondskipper25 күн бұрын
  • Female space marines. I like the idea, we can even call them the sisters of battle. Wait a minute

    @thehomiecaleb9066@thehomiecaleb906625 күн бұрын
    • Dude, female space marines did exist in the 80s in rogue trader… Also among the hilariously ugliest miniatures ever done my GW…

      @bingobongo1615@bingobongo161525 күн бұрын
    • @@bingobongo1615 They weren't Space Marines. They were just called "Female Warriors in Power Armor" if I remember correctly.

      @Muggaward@Muggaward25 күн бұрын
    • Space Marines are neither male or female. And they are made from all kinds of people. Most die. It's like you haven't been in this fandom for the past 40+ years...

      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo25 күн бұрын
    • @@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo Space marines are all males.

      @MisterGame68@MisterGame6825 күн бұрын
    • @@bingobongo1615rogue trader is not canon lil bro

      @frankloun2496@frankloun249625 күн бұрын
  • For some reason I've never been interested in Warhammer over the years but the video clips in this video looks freaking awesome.

    @BucktheWonderDog@BucktheWonderDog20 күн бұрын
  • In the weeks of information on this topic this is the most all angle spot on synopsis I've heard. Bravo, well done.

    @Ownuout@Ownuout18 сағат бұрын
  • As soon as you see Blackrock/Vanguard on the list of shareholders, you know it's over.

    @sulphurous2656@sulphurous265625 күн бұрын
    • And don't forget State Street.

      @NickBarang@NickBarang25 күн бұрын
    • Correct. They bought Ukraine, and as a result, unipolarity is over.

      @eazymethod01@eazymethod0125 күн бұрын
    • Check your retirement

      @nicasa78@nicasa7825 күн бұрын
    • Joever?

      @jonbaxter2254@jonbaxter225425 күн бұрын
    • And Vanguard

      @umptischmutz@umptischmutz25 күн бұрын
  • Next time in 4k: Soldier to Space Marine: Thanks for saving me, sir ! Space Marine: IT'S MA'AM !

    @alextaras7176@alextaras717625 күн бұрын
    • Nahhh they proably won't go that far The entire reason why they could pull fem custodians up was because of old lore reasons. It isn't too big of a retcon tbf

      @21stcenturypeasant5@21stcenturypeasant525 күн бұрын
    • If I don't see this as a meme on X with the Gamestop "ma'am" picture within 48 hours I"m gonna be big sad.

      @fairlylocal607@fairlylocal60725 күн бұрын
    • This reminds me of Ricky Gervais's bit about a woman's penis. "Look at his Penis!" "Look at HER penis, you BIGOT!!!"

      @queueeeee9000@queueeeee900025 күн бұрын
    • Guardsmen generally refer to Astertes with "My lord", but you got the spirit.

      @ZackeTheBrute@ZackeTheBrute25 күн бұрын
    • 36,000 years later of constantly being misgendered... there is only WAR!

      @crimsonshinobi5281@crimsonshinobi528125 күн бұрын
  • Not one step backwards comrades! FOR THE EMPEROR!

    @peppymg1711@peppymg171119 күн бұрын
    • +++GW HAS FALLEN TO SLANNESH BUT IT WILL BE RETAKEN+++

      @lonewolfandcub668@lonewolfandcub66819 күн бұрын
  • I don't understand why they had to do this, are the battle sisters not enough?

    @deano242@deano24220 күн бұрын
    • The battle who?

      @facundomontivero2299@facundomontivero229918 күн бұрын
  • "This universe that essentially represents the largest amount of suffering for the largest number of sentient beings possible needs to be made inclusive."

    @GrandSupremeDaddyo@GrandSupremeDaddyo25 күн бұрын
    • so... you are giving them more suffering then. 😇

      @clefsan@clefsan25 күн бұрын
    • Soon they'll try to make diverse Nazis... oh wait Google already did that

      @beayn@beayn25 күн бұрын
    • Umm. Warhammer is already inclusive. If you're a human, you are wanted. Doesn't matter what color your skin is, what's in your pants, or who you sleep with. I don't understand how people don't understand this.

      @soulknife20@soulknife2025 күн бұрын
    • Friendship is magic. Magic is heresy.

      @Orosian5@Orosian524 күн бұрын
    • MORE SUFFERING FOR ALL.

      @au313@au31324 күн бұрын
  • Remember Arch and RazorFist motto: ALWAYS GATEKEEP OR LOOSE YOUR FANDOM

    @dean_l33@dean_l3325 күн бұрын
    • Lose*

      @nukem8128@nukem812825 күн бұрын
    • What is this epidemic of misspelling 'Lose' I see it everywhere.

      @PoopaChallupa@PoopaChallupa25 күн бұрын
    • Remember when Arch was called Arch Warhammer and when he criticized Games Workshop for their blatant pandering to the minority group of Warhammer, Games Workshop hit his channel with a community guideline strike for copyright infringement? This is what kind of company Games Workship have become.

      @LazyLifeIFreak@LazyLifeIFreak25 күн бұрын
    • @@PoopaChallupaSchools suck nowadays… simple there.

      @ProjectSh4dow@ProjectSh4dow25 күн бұрын
    • There is no way to gatekeep what you don't own. If a corporation owns it, all you can do is consume product until product goes bad and then spend elsewhere.

      @ShadeDraws@ShadeDraws25 күн бұрын
  • Your clip of Henry is perfect cause he has been a 40k fan for along time.

    @user-nj5cl6xs4n@user-nj5cl6xs4n21 күн бұрын
  • Wish they did surveys to check what their actual audience wants. Also sororitas not badass enough ? 😢

    @quinnespino3750@quinnespino375017 күн бұрын
  • Henry Cavill: respect the source material Netflix Witcher: no u Henry Cavill: that’s okay i’ll go to warhammer Warhammer: hold my space beer Henry Cavill: ….fuck

    @WakenAngels@WakenAngels25 күн бұрын
    • Maybe he's cursed. You forget he got screwed as Superman, too.

      @suspensesmith@suspensesmith25 күн бұрын
    • @@suspensesmith : maybe LArry Fink is actually in love with him... stalks him everywhere.

      @gendoruwo6322@gendoruwo632225 күн бұрын
    • im gonna be honest here they arent disrespecting it changing like 3 words it doesnt fundamentally change the stodes its not a big lore shift and it doesnt invalidate any lore its more and addition because the stodes could have kept this secret for years cus with a helmet on the look the same they act the same cus the lose all sense of self in service of the emperor and there creation is 1by 1 each is an individual unlike the mass crafting of the marines using primarch geneseed

      @yuruna1661@yuruna166125 күн бұрын
    • @@yuruna1661 I think the big question we all have is, why did it need to changed? If you can't answer that, it never needed to happen. If the only reason is diversity or inclusion then most people don't really like that answer but they are too scared to speak up in fear of being called anti-whatever or some sort of phobic.

      @DistortedChrist@DistortedChrist25 күн бұрын
    • @@DistortedChrist sure ill explain my reasoning is the writers have wanted a female custodian for a while and have said so but were told no by previous higher ups and it is because they want to be more inclusive in what is effectively the perfection of humanity in service of the emperor the lore for the stodes is written the avoid the subject all together to leave this as an option other than one quote which is they were exclusively recruited from the infant sons of the nobles on terra theres is no reason for there not to be a female custodian and there is no reason for a female custodian other than that there are female nobles also so and the arguement of women are needed to make babies given how small the pool they can recruit from is doesnt even rule out every case of the potential of a female custodian it just makes them alot rarer. i dont believe people are doing it out of being phobic or anti anything tbh more protective over what they have and they dont like things changing for no reason which i understand but custodes have been written so ambiguously in the past that the are barely human let along male or female so having different pronouns occasionally doesnt really effect the army for me and does include women in the super soldiers club for once

      @yuruna1661@yuruna166125 күн бұрын
  • Fans: “Can we have more Sisters of Silence models, they are so cool!" GW: "LOL, no. Here, have female custodians that no one asked for."

    @PlayerOne.StartGame@PlayerOne.StartGame25 күн бұрын
    • That's the weird part, there are no female custodian models.

      @cyrocloud@cyrocloud25 күн бұрын
    • Toxic Fans: "Yea! I want more women who don't have to speak!"

      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo25 күн бұрын
    • @@cyrocloud "As GW's former head of IP Alan Merrett once explained on Facebook, "The reason there aren't female Space Marines has nothing to do with lore, or background or character of Marines. It's to do with [the] simple logistics of making miniatures and selling miniatures." In the 1980s GW sold miniatures in sets called blister packs, and as Merrett explained "the intention was that upwards of 25% of all models would be female." That didn't last because "retailers kept complaining to us that customers weren't buying the female models and could we not include any in their restocks." By the time Warhammer 40,000 was designed, GW made sure its poster boys were, well, boys to ensure they'd sell. As Merrett put it, "All the background fluff about why there are only male Marines is there to justify a commercial logistics issue." Found this on reddit

      @ericcartwright7065@ericcartwright706525 күн бұрын
    • @ItCaneFromTheSkyBeLo Piss off. The Sisters of Silence are awesome and seeing them get sidelined for this horseshite is a disgrace.

      @FireTalon24@FireTalon2425 күн бұрын
    • Apparently, Amazon found the idea of women who choose not to speak 'problematic'.

      @aedwynn6474@aedwynn647425 күн бұрын
  • Give an inch they'll take a mile

    @liamnelson49@liamnelson4922 күн бұрын
  • Sisters of silence are about to break their vow of silence out of sheer disappointment

    @revoltagamer8509@revoltagamer850920 күн бұрын
    • Maybe they wouldn't be so forgotten by the whole fanbase if they spoke out every once in a while.

      @facundomontivero2299@facundomontivero229918 күн бұрын
    • @@facundomontivero2299 Dude GW is the one that doesn't care about the sisters of silence lol

      @Smokey348@Smokey34817 күн бұрын
    • @@Smokey348 Still, however much the fandom cares about the SoS is not enough to make GW think they'd be making a profit focusing on them. The most popular stuff is what sells, that's why the more popular factions get more attention and figurines.

      @facundomontivero2299@facundomontivero229917 күн бұрын
    • @@facundomontivero2299 they can literally make shit with the custodes and sisters of silence together

      @Smokey348@Smokey34817 күн бұрын
  • Since the first of the Ten Thousand were created, there have always been Ork Custodians

    @The_Foil@The_Foil25 күн бұрын
    • If enough orks believes in it then it must be true

      @dankmemes8254@dankmemes825425 күн бұрын
    • We wuz Kustodins all alon' , checkmate humies. Ork lives matter! 🐗

      @balazsvarga1823@balazsvarga182325 күн бұрын
    • Next up, there have always been male sisters of battle

      @giejcu1@giejcu125 күн бұрын
    • Only someone with an irrational hatred for orks could disagree

      @reptilesarecool9763@reptilesarecool976325 күн бұрын
    • Honestly that would make more sense orks could not only survive the process, but if their body won't reject a dirty rusty plate of metal it wouldn't reject the implants.

      @vidard9863@vidard986325 күн бұрын
  • It’s just wild they went out of their way to create “female custodes” when the sisters of silence literally exist…

    @Yoshwayy@Yoshwayy22 күн бұрын
    • SoS exist and get neglected every single edition/codex update. There's already folks asking for male sisters of silence too, diversity social contagion going strong.

      @DeathMortarion@DeathMortarion22 күн бұрын
    • @@DeathMortarion It's really funny because I never saw any 'requests' to do these things in comments or by general audience. Where the fvck do you find these folks who ask for such travesties?

      @libertas5005@libertas500522 күн бұрын
    • ​​​@@DeathMortarion what boggles my mind is why it is somehow impossible to play as a character of a gender different from that of the actual player? I've tried it several times, and I'm still all right. It's a friggin' game, it doesn't have to be a 100% reflection of reality ffs

      @BoraHorzaGobuchul@BoraHorzaGobuchul22 күн бұрын
    • @@BoraHorzaGobuchul I mean it’s easy to say “why do you care” when the new status quo is in your favor. Why did people SO much to complain about the lack of diversity in a fictional, tyrannical, xenophobic, war game?

      @Yoshwayy@Yoshwayy21 күн бұрын
    • @@Yoshwayy you're missing my point. Why even care about this status quo? It's a game, disconnected from reality. Why does a character's apparent gender even matter? I blame mass effect and fallout with their character customization for starting this craze (just kidding).

      @BoraHorzaGobuchul@BoraHorzaGobuchul21 күн бұрын
  • I've said this before. They don't actually want what you have. They just don't want you to have it.

    @mongoose621@mongoose62119 күн бұрын
  • Just to clarify, space marines are made using a gene seed that can’t be used on females due to hormone differences and some other lore specific stuff. Custodians aren’t space marines, and they aren’t made with gene seeds. It’s a wholly different process that the first borne sons of nobles in Terra (40K earth) were put through. I don’t recall anything saying the process would work on males exclusively, but it was heavily implied… until two weeks ago.

    @chillchinna4164@chillchinna416419 күн бұрын
  • "Give the devil an inch, he'll take a mile" perfectly sums it up.

    @shammahajayi-bd1sv@shammahajayi-bd1sv25 күн бұрын
    • Good ol' slippery slope fallacy

      @meemdic8682@meemdic868225 күн бұрын
    • If only it was a fallacy

      @isaacfreeman1@isaacfreeman125 күн бұрын
    • ​@@meemdic8682The "slippery slope fallacy" is the true fallacy You'd have to be willfully dishonest to not notice every franchise slipping on a banana peel and diving straight down into the world's largest waterslide.

      @scorpixel1866@scorpixel186625 күн бұрын
    • Very good choice of words

      @snufflesTheArticulate@snufflesTheArticulate25 күн бұрын
    • @@scorpixel1866 A water slide that leads to a septic tank.

      @Dinoslay@Dinoslay25 күн бұрын
  • Guys guys chill, there have always been MALE sisters of battle and sisters of silence

    @sirneko1278@sirneko127825 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I knew it!!

      @mariorossi2782@mariorossi278225 күн бұрын
    • Ah yes! The "Bros of Battle".

      @denovemportem@denovemportem25 күн бұрын
    • I was thinking exactly this.

      @sirsancti5504@sirsancti550425 күн бұрын
    • ah yes, the famous "Brosters of Fightingness".

      @maxx21285@maxx2128525 күн бұрын
    • Wrong. There have always been "Trans" Sisters of Silence. They would never let a normal man join, it has to be ultra inclusive and thus a man who thinks he's a woman.

      @aetherblackbolt1301@aetherblackbolt130125 күн бұрын
  • The regressives on the Left have always been included in 40k lore. I always thought they were the Tyranids.

    @spex76@spex7620 күн бұрын
    • You are confused my friend. Wokeism is a centrist thing. Leftists don't care about your personal identity politics, your personal wants are completely that, personal, leftists want a strong and armed working class that makes sure everyone who works has a home and food on the table for their family. What you want to be called is completely immaterial, what colour your hair is or who you want to have sex with is personal, and if you keep your personal stuff at home and do your job then the actual left could not care one shit, one way or the other.

      @guypierson5754@guypierson575419 күн бұрын
  • "I never wanted this, I never wanted to unleash my legions. Together we banished the ignorance of Old Night, but you betrayed me, you betrayed us all. You stole power from the Gods and lied to your sons. Mankind has only one chance to prosper, if you will not seize it then I will. So let it be war, from the skies of Terra to the Galactic rim. Let the seas boil, let the stars fall. Though it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the galaxy freed once more and if I can not save it from your failure Father, then let the galaxy burn!" This shouldn't fit this well.

    @frogfinance4605@frogfinance460517 күн бұрын
  • Larian studio's boss said something like "investors are a plague for entertaiment". True.

    @christiangagnere5177@christiangagnere517725 күн бұрын
    • It makes sense if you think about it. Investors want everyone to be docile consumers. Artists want to present something thought-provoking, which usually requires creating a disturbance.

      @moresnacksplease526@moresnacksplease52625 күн бұрын
    • Game's workshop got sweet baby Inc'd

      @craigcj5953@craigcj595325 күн бұрын
    • This is not investors, but fascist activists doing this.

      @torch_fire9218@torch_fire921825 күн бұрын
    • @@torch_fire9218 The CEO of Blackrock has stated in interviews to the effect of “companies won’t diversify unless we force them to, so that’s what we’re doing”. Activists are useful tools for getting DEI written into law, but there’s a handful of rich guys funding everything. Why? I have no idea, probably not out of the goodness of their hearts or to make less money though. 🤷‍♂️ But I’m a cynic, I think all this culture war stuff is just a smokescreen so the top can funnel more money from what’s left of the middle class.

      @moresnacksplease526@moresnacksplease52625 күн бұрын
    • @@torch_fire9218 Investors ARE the activists.

      @KuroNoTenno@KuroNoTenno25 күн бұрын
  • “We’ve always been at war with east Asia,” was a perfect reference. Well said Drinker, well said!

    @PabloSanLuca@PabloSanLuca25 күн бұрын
    • Agreed. When I saw that response I thought, that is an Orwellian fucking statement right there if I've ever seen one. And sure enough the Drinker picked right up on it.

      @psychodeviant8903@psychodeviant890325 күн бұрын
    • It has been amusing to witness all the casuals and tourists employing various forms of mental gymnastics in a pathetic attempt to defend this BS retcon. First, let us bask in the resounding echoes of the ancient defense, _"B-bu-but this isn’t GW’s first retcon."_ Ah, yes, the timeless art of precedent defense, why bother with the sacred integrity of lore when you can simply...adjust? After all, change is the only constant in the universe, especially when it violates the very fabric of established canon. Then, we're graced with the mantra of minimization, _"B-bu-but it is a minor change."_ A minor change, they say, as if tampering with the genetic makeup of the Adeptus Custodes is akin to changing the color of their capes or perhaps giving them a new holiday to celebrate. Why, it's practically insignificant if you squint hard enough and forget everything that made them iconic. Ah, and who could forget the delightful dismissal of contradictory lore? _"B-bu-but all the lore that contradicts this retcon is all unreliable irrelevant source."_ With a single wave of the retcon wand, decades of backstory, character development, and intricate world-building are dismissed as mere distractions. "Unreliable," they say, as if the keepers of the lore themselves were but mere scribes guessing at the truths of the universe, their pens filled with the ink of uncertainty. But the cherry on top of this delicious cake of denial, the ever-eloquent, _"B-bu-but….DURRR."_ Truly, what rebuttal could possibly stand against such a well-constructed argument? It's as if the very essence of debate was distilled into a single, unassailable word, cutting through logic and reason like a chainsword through butter. In this glorious drama of retcon and rebuke, let us not lose sight of the most entertaining spectacle of all: the tourists, those wandering souls adrift in the sea of lore, clinging to their rafts made of excuses and justifications. As they bravely sail into the storm, armed with nothing but their wits and a profound sense of denial, we cannot help but admire their dedication to the cause. After all, it takes a special kind of devotion to stand firm in the face of such overwhelming evidence to the contrary, to smile in the eye of the retcon hurricane and say, _"B-bu-but…DURRRR."_ Truly, we are blessed to witness such feats of mental gymnastics, as the tourists vault over logic, somersault past consistency, and land gracefully in the safety net of their own making.

      @Octaviu5@Octaviu525 күн бұрын
    • China will spend any amount of $ to undermine western males.

      @Rob-yv9og@Rob-yv9og25 күн бұрын
    • @@Octaviu5 The only real reason that female space marines didn't exist is they were not marketable to their audience in the 80's. They released two figures with their own story lines, and no one bought them. They then decided that no one wanted them, and built the lore after that point. I don't think there should be - don't get me wrong - but it's pretty undeniable that this company is, was, and always will be about profit - they are infamous for designing a figure and then trying to build some rules around that figure - rather than the other way around. Same goes here - no one wanted female space marines, because no one bought them when they did release them, so they invented the lore to go with that. Why the diversity people are trying so hard to be included in a space nazi facist regime is beyond me.

      @miiiiiiiiiiick@miiiiiiiiiiick25 күн бұрын
    • Just finished this book so I greatly appreciated the well-contextualized reference!

      @michaelryan1117@michaelryan111725 күн бұрын
  • Tolerance is pandering to a lion in the hope it'll eat you last

    @AManofSorrows@AManofSorrows18 күн бұрын
  • Slannesh is the mastermind of all these corporate conglomerate

    @EUROCORP2027@EUROCORP202719 күн бұрын
    • Yes SLANNESH

      @lonewolfandcub668@lonewolfandcub66819 күн бұрын
    • @@lonewolfandcub668 sorry edited lol

      @EUROCORP2027@EUROCORP202719 күн бұрын
  • "This isn’t about equality. This is about power“

    @mikeblom8897@mikeblom889724 күн бұрын
    • Once they get power, then the greatest of oppressions, suffering, and death are soon to follow. Every.Freakin.Time those who love power get some power.

      @ironheadedDoF@ironheadedDoF24 күн бұрын
    • Foucault and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

      @fandyus4125@fandyus412524 күн бұрын
    • @@ironheadedDoF This happens to every franchise they get their hands on. Fallout New Vegas is all of a sudden a "bad game" because the Fallout show released, FNV/Classic Interplay Fallout fans didn't care for the new lore, and now there's boatloads of new Bethesda Fallout fans that bought Fallout 4 and 76. This is TES V Skyrim marketing campaigns all over again, watering down an RPG with less RPG elements to make it friendlier to the new fans

      @finkamain1621@finkamain162123 күн бұрын
    • You watched Jordon d Peterson 😊

      @JK-Visions@JK-Visions23 күн бұрын
    • @@JK-Visions JP and James Lindsay

      @ironheadedDoF@ironheadedDoF23 күн бұрын
  • I love how you included Henry Cavill's "Fuck..." meme in the most perfect way possible - thank you for that good sir!

    @arya_jahan98@arya_jahan9825 күн бұрын
    • Pretty sure that was Henry Cavill's the real time response as he read the "update"

      @Noperare@Noperare25 күн бұрын
    • And he is a HUGE 40k fan.

      @leepatterson5710@leepatterson571025 күн бұрын
    • … and it’s actually his favorite faction. Lol.

      @gajogrande@gajogrande25 күн бұрын
    • Poor guy can’t catch a break

      @mdthelegend9882@mdthelegend988225 күн бұрын
    • He will be the female lead in the show

      @elliotmortimer6738@elliotmortimer673825 күн бұрын
  • Misery loves company and that's the way it's always going to be. No one can be happy, no one can enjoy anything. I'll just dye my hair blue and go by they/them so long as they leave me alone

    @vranimirvranov4082@vranimirvranov408213 күн бұрын
  • Hey drinker! I am a huge Warhammer nerd. I've been in the hobby for many many years, and I have a fairly robust understanding of the lore. I just want to point out an important lore-error in this video: Custodes and Space Marines, though both representing humanity, and both being a type of 'super-soldier,' are entirely genetically different from each other. From a pure-lore standpoint, firstborn Space Marines (who are being replaced by a newer generation known as the Primaris) MUST be male. The same may not be true about the new primaris marines, but we don't have much info on them in the lore yet. This 'male-only' thing has been repeated and explored in great detail in multiple novels, so there is basically no chance to argue that female firstborn marines could exist. The same is not true of custodes. There are only ever 10,000 custodes, never more, and there is exactly ONE mention of their sex in the lore, stating: 'the *original* 10,000 were taken from the firstborn males of the noble houses.' There is no other mention in the lore about the custodes' sex. The process that creates them also doesn't require male-specific organs and physiology as well, so in-universe reason that a custodian couldn't be female. Them saying that there have been females since the original 10,000 though? Ridiculous lol

    @jamieflynn8853@jamieflynn885321 күн бұрын
  • I had heard the Blackrock money thing and assumed it was a joke. This explains a lot.

    @willschreck88@willschreck8824 күн бұрын
    • After Blackrock was Vanguard, on the stockholder list. Different group, same intentions.

      @ironheadedDoF@ironheadedDoF24 күн бұрын
    • Start looking into how many companies Blackrock and Vanguard own a significant portion of, it's scary.

      @MarkDeSade100@MarkDeSade10024 күн бұрын
    • @@MarkDeSade100 I guess none of you have a real job with a 401k plan, lol. Love my Blackrock/Vanguard ETFs with zero commissions and total returns that allowed my to retire 15 years earlier than planned.

      @iambored9872@iambored987224 күн бұрын
    • Oy vey

      @user-bx3yf6vn1b@user-bx3yf6vn1b24 күн бұрын
    • ​@@iambored9872These two companies own each other and aim to own the whole planet, your money will only be worth what they want it to be worth if they succeed in their monopolization.

      @leemollison7508@leemollison750824 күн бұрын
  • "Umm, I don't know guys, WAR is a little contoversial. Let's make it Peacehammer 40k!"

    @h00d3dcrow@h00d3dcrow25 күн бұрын
    • Lol. Presumably that's the final goal.

      @houndofzoltan@houndofzoltan25 күн бұрын
    • Time to bring in stress cards

      @Tootswilligers@Tootswilligers25 күн бұрын
    • “No, you can’t use that unit. I triggers me. See? I marked it right here on the Gaming Consent Checklist.” “Oh? Well, then you forfeit, and I automatically win because not playing with fragile snowflakes is marked on my checklist. Good game, thanks for the W.”

      @scionofdorn9101@scionofdorn910125 күн бұрын
    • Um, actually, hammer still sounds pretty aggressive. I’m more partial to PeacePillow 40k

      @adamalexander4883@adamalexander488325 күн бұрын
    • @@adamalexander4883 "It's hammer, because it simbolises all the safe spaces that the space marines going to build."

      @h00d3dcrow@h00d3dcrow25 күн бұрын
  • Really takes you out of the grim dark lore when you realize the 1 person army that is a Custodies let the emperor fall because her pumpkin spiced latte had too much foam and had to speak with the manager

    @waragainstavg@waragainstavg21 күн бұрын
  • The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal said gamesworkshop in the times of old

    @llAchileSll@llAchileSll8 күн бұрын
  • "All they care about is that the community bends and reshapes itself to suit them until eventually they bend it so much that it breaks." That statement brought the MCU instantly to mind.

    @videowatcher314@videowatcher31425 күн бұрын
    • And a dozen other franchises that wasted away like grapes on a vine.

      @jonbaxter2254@jonbaxter225425 күн бұрын
    • Or ANYTHING Disney get their hands on.

      @fred6907@fred690724 күн бұрын
  • “The battle of star wars has ended, the battle of warhammer is about to begin”

    @carlospaniagua405@carlospaniagua40525 күн бұрын
    • They managed to butcher, bastardise and ruin Star Wars and I'm afraid they will manage to do the same with 40k.

      @B-l-a-z-z-e-R@B-l-a-z-z-e-R25 күн бұрын
    • The shroud of the DEI side has fallen.

      @dartdukii@dartdukii25 күн бұрын
  • There are some girls who are into tabletop wargaming. But in my experience they are usually some of the most vocal on twitter and reddit about how much they hate the pandering. They aren't playing 40k DESPITE it being 40k. They're playing it BECAUSE its 40k.

    @MrCovi2955@MrCovi295521 күн бұрын
  • In the grim dark 21 century, there is only war... with GW, Disney and the rest of the chaos corporations.

    @SierraSierraFoxtrot@SierraSierraFoxtrot17 күн бұрын
  • If Black Rock were a planet in the 40k universe, I would hope the World Eaters would pay it a visit.

    @trob1173@trob117325 күн бұрын
    • Wasn’t black rock one of GWs earliest investors?

      @guyperson7487@guyperson748725 күн бұрын
    • they would be a chaos world already, probably controlled by Emperor's Children

      @marcogenovesi8570@marcogenovesi857025 күн бұрын
    • Plot twist, Blackrock *IS* the World Eaters.

      @lavenderlilacproductions@lavenderlilacproductions25 күн бұрын
    • World eaters are too good for them, they deserve no less than the Night Lords

      @michaellimone224@michaellimone22425 күн бұрын
    • @@lavenderlilacproductions Also tyranids dont consider that planet edible

      @laoxep@laoxep25 күн бұрын
  • The Cavill clip hits so hard cause Custodes was his army too. Poor man can't have anything without it being fucked with.

    @Sadovari@Sadovari25 күн бұрын
    • Selling war to women is important, some nerd tears are a small price that's worth paying.

      @watercoinzero@watercoinzero25 күн бұрын
    • Heck they also nerfed them bad in their new edition too.

      @ARandomLetterA@ARandomLetterA25 күн бұрын
    • I doubt he gives a shit about woman being in custodes lmao, the faction identity is completely unchanged.

      @Remixersoloman@Remixersoloman25 күн бұрын
    • @@Remixersoloman if you think that Henry doesn't care about the lore of the things he's invested in...I mean the dude had arguments over the portrayal of Geralt. Yeah, dude obviously doesn't care about lore.

      @Sadovari@Sadovari25 күн бұрын
    • @@Remixersoloman Warhammer has a surprising amount of realism with their ridiculous high fantasy, it's part of what makes it so great. Females are not necessary to be space marines or custodes. Male Space Marines and Custodes have their genitalia removed, because it is also not necessary. All they need is muscle, limbs, and extra organs. The male body naturally have the advantage in muscle mass, enough said. That is why they are the Space Marines. If a woman Space Marine existed, it would be more difficult to create and more costly. From the genital mutilation, increasing muscle growth, etc etc. Male already is winning in terms of efficiency and resources in that regard. You would just be making the woman into a man while it's already been/being genetically altered. What's the point? You realize Space Marines are basically clones of their respective Primarchs, right? Sisters of Battles are not Space Marines, not even close. But they fit. They are literally ripped in half and used by Grey Knights, their blood is a protective layer against Daemons/Warp magic. Anyways, if it doesn't change the faction identity then why do it? What's the actual point?

      @xX_EltKLLgm-ng_Xx@xX_EltKLLgm-ng_Xx25 күн бұрын
  • Your team did your research on this one, salute

    @ericsplittgerber5154@ericsplittgerber515422 күн бұрын
  • GW got rid of squats (space dwarfs) back in the nineties. Any mention of squats would get you banned from their message boards. They never have been particularly interested in cannon consistency.

    @matthewtolman5598@matthewtolman559814 күн бұрын
  • “The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal.” This quote has ceased to be satirical, and has become reality.

    @SanguineDarkfire@SanguineDarkfire25 күн бұрын
    • It always was, people were just too foolish to realize...

      @foxanard@foxanard25 күн бұрын
    • That's literally the point of satire. To exaggerate reals things to a comical level to instill a lesson, parable, or warning. Parody is just exaggerated comedy for the sake of being funny. People really do need to learn the difference.

      @zanyraccoon6361@zanyraccoon636125 күн бұрын
  • I try never to wish bad things on people. However, if I woke up tomorrow and read that Blackrock had cratered I'd close my eyes, smile, and whisper "Thank you, Lord.".

    @timbryant2969@timbryant296925 күн бұрын
    • It's not the only firm doing such things, unfortunately.

      @NefariousKoel@NefariousKoel25 күн бұрын
    • They have taken a lot from us over the years, I have learned to love obscure hobbies because of it, they will never find my new hobbies. I will not have them destroy my passions again.

      @user-ko1hi1fy9z@user-ko1hi1fy9z25 күн бұрын
    • You mean, "thank the Emperor" in this case.

      @abdulamar9907@abdulamar990725 күн бұрын
    • Nah, the lord knows i'm a sinner, i wish all the horrible things that life has to offer

      @bugsyseigel7592@bugsyseigel759225 күн бұрын
    • @@user-ko1hi1fy9z DnD and warhammer were very obscure hobbies once too.

      @Stone7C1@Stone7C125 күн бұрын
  • I have to correct the "6 minutes" statement of the 80's. About the "generic" nature and design. It was done like that on purpose so you could make your own army. They added parts when they could produce the models. I think it's easy to say "they hadn't designed it yet" however that wasn't correct. They had designed it, just couldn't build the models.

    @gavin1506@gavin150621 күн бұрын
  • How long until y’all think Henry will quit?

    @timothybenton3561@timothybenton356117 күн бұрын
  • To quote GW from the past: "The world of 40k is satirical not aspirational" I wish they'd stand by this quote.

    @colh3127@colh312725 күн бұрын
    • It really is a situation where they want it to be evil and grim-derp but also rainbow-gay at the same time. And it just doesn't work

      @dinoblacklane1640@dinoblacklane164025 күн бұрын
    • @@dinoblacklane1640rainbow gay? There have always been gay people in 40k like whole short stories, and in a galaxy of trillions not one women was capable of being a custodies. Ya know the things each made in a unique and handcrafted away. Space marine it’s can make sense because it’s not hand crafted it’s like an assembly line no real room for deviation. But custodians are unique individuals of unique construction

      @nubdupre6678@nubdupre667825 күн бұрын
    • warhammer has stopped being striaght satire several editions ago.

      @AL-lh2ht@AL-lh2ht25 күн бұрын
    • But it needs to reflect the Los Angeles bubble we live in today!

      @gwyn111@gwyn11125 күн бұрын
    • ​@@AL-lh2htif they went for old school satire people would probably scream "WOKE"

      @schrodinger6261@schrodinger626125 күн бұрын
  • 'The Dunmer never had slaves, they were always allied to the Nords.' 'The Jedi Order always used red lightsabers, and can use lightning attacks.' 'The Subway foot-long was always 10 inches.' It's not that we're making a massive fuss over this particular change- it is the bold-faced LYING while changing something we already love for nonsensical, corporate interests beyond our control. That is what we're so upset about.

    @J0hnzie@J0hnzie25 күн бұрын
    • When did the Jedi use lighting?

      @DrGero15@DrGero1525 күн бұрын
    • @@DrGero15 exactly.

      @gregorymirabella1423@gregorymirabella142325 күн бұрын
    • ​@@DrGero15 RIP reading comprehension

      @usernamealreadytaken9330@usernamealreadytaken933025 күн бұрын
    • @@DrGero15 the rise of shitwalker. rey palpatine uses it against a tie fighter. simply because "sHe Is ThE sTrOnGeSt JeDi AnD tHe JeDi HaVe AlWaYs UsEd FoRcE lIgHtNiNg"

      @Warkera@Warkera25 күн бұрын
    • ​@@DrGero15 Rey, when she shot down that transporter with force lightning, was considered some kind of Jedi at that point

      @sebastianc9716@sebastianc971625 күн бұрын
  • Oh Henry, you were the chosen one... and in the end, you drew attention and opened the gate to killing the hobby... bro lived long enough to become the villain

    @whiskysin453@whiskysin45311 күн бұрын
  • I came to know the WH40K community through videogames like Dawn of War, and Space Marine. Will probably never play the tabletop because I have no money and no one to play with in the city and country I live in, but I have read plenty of lore through the years and while I am familiar with the retcons and changes GW has done through the ages, I think they went too far NOT because of the lore change, but the way they handled their response to the community and WHY they did it, as mr. CriticalDrinker so fabulously explains in his video. This brings to mind how the retcon was done in the Horus Heressy when an anonymous guardsman's sacrifice is the trigger for the Emperor to defeat Horus being changed was a disservice to how this was the epitome of humanity's sacrifice as a whole, when the clear underdog would still go up there and wail on fucking Horus out of all people... our willingness to go against impossible odds in order to save what we love.... This is exactly like that. I'm pretty sure the community as a whole won't take it lying when the company spews bullshit and barefaced lies to the fans. And believe it... GW doesn't want to make the nerds and dorks we are not consume it's products, the virtue signalers sure won't buy what they sell, as usual. Great catch there, mr. CriticalDrinker!

    @razgril@razgril18 күн бұрын
    • Y'know they retconned him right? Like, recently Why are you not talking about that

      @drigoleus1055@drigoleus105518 күн бұрын
  • "We've always been at war with east asia." was a wonderfully placed reference.

    @joshuaforester@joshuaforester25 күн бұрын
    • ???? Weren't we? (snark?)(ME???)

      @scottgiles7546@scottgiles754625 күн бұрын
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