Trump’s Wealth Surges As DJT Goes Public | Biden Trolls RFK Jr. | James Carville Goes After Women
There’s no way Truth Social is worth what investors are paying for it, President Biden posed for a St. Patrick’s Day photo with members of RFK Jr.’s family who oppose his candidacy, and Democratic operative James Carville blames the party’s problems on “preachy women.”
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How could 74 million Americans vote for Trump? Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪
They are not that smart
@@eneobande7433 the 81 million votes sent us into a recession and two wars 😂
My thoughts exactly. Sydney, Australia.
Stockholm syndrome. You were half way there.
Half of Americans have an above average IQ, and the other half vote for Trump.
He tried to buy the NFL's Buffalo Bills pro football team back about 2014. He was in the pool of 6 final bidders the NFL chose and was asked to submit financial records to show he could either buy the team or could raise funds for it with solid collateral backing, but instead he submitted a letter with a copy of a Fortune Magazine article listing him as one of the wealthier people in the United States. The NFL turned him down.
As a Bills fan …THANK GOD!!!
He tried to start something in Australia a few years ago. Australia did their homework and told him to go away.
Forbes is a RW rag full of RW BS. They were complicit in DT's financial fraud by claiming he was a billionaire and putting him on the Fortune 500 list when everything pointed the opposite!!!
The NFL never should trust him after he sued them.
😂😂😂😂 yes, he did
I just have to thank you for all the laughter you bring to my life.
“Don’t bother me now, I’m spoon’n with my gator” 🐊 ❤ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Should of Spent Your Money of his Stock. It Soared on Day One. Ticker DJT on the Nasdaq. Buy it now. Also Buy Chevron (CVX) Great Dividends Price will Soar when Trump Wins. You are Welcome for the FREE Stock Tips.
You're telling me the guy who's been charged with overvaluing his own assets... is STILL OVERVALUING HIS OWN ASSETS? Shocker of all shockers.
Ecsvtly
This may be the record for him losing the most money in the shortest period of time...(after he loses AGAIN)
It was an accounting error
@Conservadouche93 😂😂
I blame his mother - she taught him that 3 inches was actually 7.
RFK Junior: Make Polio Great Again!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! that's hitting below his Chiseled. waist . and I LOVE IT! Hahaha!
And measles !
oh😮
Naw hes just trying to hold big pharma accountable, and get the cost of homes lower so young Americans can afford one
@@dennisdoran3947yeah sure 😄
Two of the best words ever: Untruthfulnessitudes & cognugitude. Love you, Colbert!
Joe has Welcomed in 10 Million Illegals. Spending $500 Billion to give them FREE Everything. How's that Working for NYC, Chicago, LA, Arizona, Texas, Boston, Atlanta, Wisconsin, Michigan. Gas & Food Prices have Soared.
I know! Laugh-Out-Loud funny
Alarmingly good James Carville impression!😂
The same kind of crowd that burned Beatles albums because of John Lennon comparing the band's popularity to Jesus in the 1960s would be the same crowd worshiping a "golden" idol in Trump, and agreeing with him that his is Christ-like. Unbelievable.
you think so? How so?
Exactly, the same people or at least the same types of people.
#separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸@@iamboborilee
@@hartubmoses6645Their progeny, for sure.
@@iamboborilee🤦♀️
He is worth $4 billion dollars and yet he begging his supporters to give him money Someone please make that make sense
Worse they are
he is asking. not begging.
@@iamboborileeOh no, he’s begging. He’s also pathetic!
Donnie Cocaine Jr is STILL begging people on the phone to send him 5 dollars. Donnie Cocaine has a net worth of 300 million dollars and he's asking for 5 dollars.
First, because (if this IPO followed standard practice) he can't sell that stock right now. Second, even if he did have liquidity, why use your own money when you can con idiots into giving you their money? I'm just surprised those idiots still have money to give him. Well, it's not like their kids would have gone to college/university anyway.
So, to be a billionaire, all I have to do is say I'm a billionaire? My financial problems are over!
Now to get that sweet heart loan that you may or may not pay back,THEN your set.
Untethered to reality, that describes the big orange one perfectly.
Should of Spent Your Money of his Stock. It Soared on Day One. Ticker DJT on the Nasdaq. Buy it now. Also Buy Chevron (CVX) Great Dividends Price will Soar when Trump Wins. You are Welcome for the FREE Stock Tips.
Who could've imagined that the value of another trump business was overinflated
Should of Spent Your Money of his Stock. It Soared on Day One. Ticker DJT on the Nasdaq. Buy it now. Also Buy Chevron (CVX) Great Dividends Price will Soar when Trump Wins. You are Welcome for the FREE Stock Tips.
Who would have ever thought that trump as president was a bad idea? Oh that's right. More than half the country
More than half the popular vote.
Hes a risk to your country dude . Good luck in Nov 🤞
I think he is the best and he will win and beat old Joe
@@AkshathAcharoh look. One of the less than half of the country.
@@australien6611Thank you. I had no idea how many gullible people would fall for his nonsense grifts. He has been a grifter, criminal, misogynist, liar, scammer, as far back as the seventies that we knew about back then. 😢 He hit a nerve with those who wanted to feel like victims and blame others for their unhappiness.
So why can’t he put up the 450 million? I’m sure everyone gets their bail cut too a 1/4 of what was demanded when they can’t pay.
If that were you or me, we would be in jail until we could pay our bail. So unfair that he gets away with EVERYTHING!
Joe has Welcomed in 10 Million Illegals. Spending $500 Billion to give them FREE Everything. How's that Working for NYC, Chicago, LA, Arizona, Texas, Boston, Atlanta, Wisconsin, Michigan. Gas & Food Prices have Soared.
I read somewhere that even though he’s getting this much money from the trade he can’t touch it for at least six months because it’s stock or something
C'mon, people, a round of applause for Stephen's Carville impression! Priceless!
Yes! I had to scroll way too far to find any mention of that spot on impression!
@@brandybowman2392BECAUSE COLBERT IS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA LOL!!!
BACK OFF CARVILLE. SERIOUSLY, WARCHILD.
Joe has Welcomed in 10 Million Illegals. Spending $500 Billion to give them FREE Everything. How's that Working for NYC, Chicago, LA, Arizona, Texas, Boston, Atlanta, Wisconsin, Michigan. Gas & Food Prices have Soared.
It’s far too accurate. 😅
Leave it to Colbert to keep everybody agrest of the situation.
Ba dum tss 🤣😉
@TheOneFreakservo - 😂😂😂
It's amazing how much Jim Jones and Donald Trump have in common.
"That is the height of narcisism, and I say that as the man who bolted his name to the side of this building!" - solid gold.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a fool must be separated from his cash.
bot
Several fools will be separated from their cash when they invest in pos trump
@@colinwisner1016you poor thing, feel sorry for you actually
Nice Pride and Prejudice reference 😂
Well, with $4 billion dollars in his pocket, surely the Orange Whale can afford the $400 million bail posted for him. Why would he need a leniency now?
Because the deal currently includes a lockout provision that prevents Trump from immediately selling or getting loans based on his shares, limiting Trump's ability to use the money as collateral for a bond in his $464 million civil fraud judgment.
@@StaceNyourFaceOh okay. So that means he has $4 billion in front of him but he can't touch it. Sounds like how the Covfefool met Stormy Daniels.
In 6 months that $3 billion will be worth $3. Its a gamestop type Meme stock.
@@spacespector 🤣
He only gets 80000 shares that he can't sell yet. He won't even get close to 4 billion. Look at his nft card things.
DJT will go down in history as the biggest grift in history. won't last long.
It's a tricky one. I'm pretty sure many thought the same about Hitler before he came to power. Not to doom speak. But, history...
The Antichrist deceives.
@sid7088 This has been my mother's belief the entire time.
He has already won worst president in all the history of America. So much winning that I’m sick of him.
@@April-oh7yx what??? Trump is the anti christ. I can't even type it..
Does that mean we can nail up the Cheato Jesus this Friday????!!!!!!
Probably impossible, those things go stale fast and this one is ancient, it will crumble at a touch - good luck nailing up cheeto dust.
Stop the insanity and VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙
Well, the far LEFT had done some insane things that it will be a very close election yet again.
Amen
RFKJ alll the waay!
That 34 trillion dollars in debt wasn’t enough for you….?
@@Guest_Account_1 are you counting in the $$$ trillions in tax cuts that Trump gave to corporations and they had so much cash that they didn’t know what to do with, which significantly contributed to the inflation. Also, Trump’s denial and mishandling of Covid’s initial response caused more severe quarantines and business closures, which Biden had to take on and clean up. As usual a Republican president makes a mess and a democrat has to come in and clean up. Much the same way as Obama had to cleanup after Bush. It costs money to clean up when you’re handed a country in free fall you have to make tough decisions.
Lord. Disinformates and Misinformates... How have we become so damn illiterate?
You know what. I'm gonna use those words. lol
What do you mean "we"?
It's only "we" if you're on his side.
@@KingRidleyYou mean if you’re Among the poorly educated TFG loves.
What they all said. Most of us CAN read, thank you very much.
Oh.. so THAT'S how Russia's getting money to him now... neat.
Come on, not everything is about the thing you're mad about. This is clearly just run-of-the-mill American corruption. There doesn't need to be a foreign conspiracy behind it.
yep, you figured it out - money-laundering 101
You sound just like a Q conspiracy theorist
@@00SmileTime00Some conspiracies are true
@@00SmileTime00 I know you're pretending to be reasonable so people in the comments don't immediately attack you and you have more of a chance to spread your BS. Nobody here is going to bother arguing with you because we all know you are not here in good faith, and you are not interested in discussion. Your tactics will not work here.
That Carville impression was dead on.
Should of Spent Your Money of his Stock. It Soared on Day One. Ticker DJT on the Nasdaq. Buy it now. Also Buy Chevron (CVX) Great Dividends Price will Soar when Trump Wins. You are Welcome for the FREE Stock Tips.
These writers keep raising the bar. 👏👏👏
"Untethered to reality." Checks out. 👍
Seems like a ripe fruit for shorting a bit lol.
100%
Sure, keep voting blue...Lol.
#separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 you christians are delusional. @@80s-el9vc
@@80s-el9vcSure, keep voting red. Soon all those with all genius Trump tariffs you won't be able to afford anything. The Orange Foolius is proposing a ten percent tax on everything!
It’s horrifying that even a single person supports Trump.
This is a democracy.
I mean, there's Eric.
@@80s-el9vc no, you became a dictatorship a few years ago.
You know who they are you still talk to them, work with them, employ them maybe YOU are the problem.. Why do you still treat them as humans?
@@julesbower762 I treat them with the respect I give to rabid animals
That Carville impression was 🔥! 😂😂
Excellent James Carville voice Stephen!
Should of Spent Your Money of his Stock. It Soared on Day One. Ticker DJT on the Nasdaq. Buy it now. Also Buy Chevron (CVX) Great Dividends Price will Soar when Trump Wins. You are Welcome for the FREE Stock Tips.
*"Nobody knew, health care was so complicated!"* _TFG throughout four years of his presidency_ Remember, how his *new and better* health care plan was always set to come "next Wednesday", or "in two weeks"?
just like every week was infrastructure week. then his shit would hit the fan
Time for some education on the good trump did in your Healthcare 1)Trump signs executive order on health care price transparency. President Donald Trump signs an executive order June 24 2019 that aims to force hospitals to disclose the costs of health care services. The order directs the Department of Health and Human Services to issue a new rule that mandates hospitals reveal the price of procedures in a "patient-friendly" format. Trump also aims to require health care providers tell patients upfront what their out-of-pocket costs will be based on their individual insurance coverage 1.1)Hospitals will now be required to post their standard charges for services, which include the discounted price a hospital is willing to accept 2)(Trump Signs New, Expanded Executive Order to Lower U.S. Drug Prices) Since YT doesnt like links just look up the title 2.1)Trump admin opens door to allow drug importation from Canada Four states -- Florida, Vermont, Colorado and Maine -- recently passed laws to set up drug importation programs, though they all need approval from HHS. 3)In the eight years prior to President Trump’s inauguration, prescription drug prices increased by an average of 3.6% per year. Under Trump, drug prices have seen year-over-year declines in nine of the last ten months, with a 1.1% drop as of the most recent month. Yes individual ones have gone up, but when you put all together it has gone down. 3.1)(Trump signs 4 executive orders on lowering drug price) Since YT doesnt like links just look up the title 3.2)Executive order lowering Prices for Patients by Eliminating Kickbacks to Middlemen 4)Reformed Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors 100’s of millions of $$$ in 2018 alone.???? 5)President Donald Trump signed the National Su!c!de Hotline Improvement Act, legislation that requires the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to conduct a study to assess the feasibility of implementing a three-digit dialing code for a national suicide prevention and mental health crisis hotline system 6)Trump's executive order will direct the government to take steps intended to cut the cost of care and increase kidney donations. And as part of the strategy, Health and Human Services will announce new payment models intended to shift treatment for patients with chronic kidney disease away from standalone clinics, arguing that receiving dialysis at home is both safer for patients and more cost-effective. 7)Trump signs $1.8 billion autism funding bill 8)The right to try act. Which is if the hospital has done everything they can and can't cure you. You get to try any experimental drugs/operation 9)Trump signed a law ending the gag orders on Pharmacists that prevented them from sharing money-saving information. 10)2019 President Trump signed into law two funding packages providing nearly $19 million in new funding for Lupus specific research and education programs, as well an additional $41.7 billion in funding for the National Institutes of Health (NIH), the most Lupus funding EVER. 11)(Trump to sign executive orders protecting preexisting conditions and seeking a way to prevent surprise medical bills) Since YT doesnt like links just look up the title 12)Trump Signs Order To Send Discount Cards To Medicare Recipients With millions of Americans losing their health insurance during the pandemic, President Trump on Thursday signed a pair of largely symbolic executive orders, one about pre-existing conditions, the other sending $200 discount cards to 33 million Medicare beneficiaries for prescription drugs.
“Truth” social has a current valuation of $6.8 billion US dollars. With 5 million users. How does that work? That math isn’t mathing.
O no Sarah palin for vp
Another Grift.
Over the time Truth Social has been running, 46 million has been spent to keep it up, and it generated 1.4 million.
All of the tech companies are massively overvalued.
Ummm, you added a zero to the amount of users on Truth Social.
Colbert is a treasure 😂
Your James Carville impression was spot on ❤🎉
It's astounding how Biden is repeatedly mocked by the Right for occasional speaking and thinking gaffes, yet Trump is constantly making a mockery of the English language and they say nothing. Guess I shouldn't expect anything less from them though.
“Occasional” 😂😂😂
@@Riclmnopp 👈 this guy just proved my point, ladies and gentlemen
@@anthonypuccini1914 You obviously haven’t seen the numerous videos of his “occasional gaffes”. Ignorance is bliss I guess. Edit: Yes we must ignore our eyes and ears and pretend Biden is okay.
@@Riclmnoppyou mean occasional? Funny you're correcting him when you're a complete mor$n
yes honest to god. if you really want to be informed you need info news from all sides. Not just news you favor. There is a lot of truth in media stations we don't like but should know. watch everything. Otherweise you just get one side.@@Riclmnopp
Trumps Truth Social will fail. Also, he is not $4B richer. His is a SPAC and nothing liquid for cash. Love seeing his downfall
I wish this was true, but most of us thought that when Truth first started. As long as Trump has billionaires to prop it up, it'll keep going. Just like Twitter. It'll keep going as long as Elon is making money of Telsa, SpaceX and his fellow billionaires are will to donate to it.
Great comment. Please help us with the definition of SPAC. Thanks
@@jamesgoines7663 A Special Purpose Acquisition Company is a shell company that produces nothing and exists only for the purpose of buying or merging with real companies to skip the IPO process. Normally, taking a private company public is a lengthy and expensive fare. But if a SPAC buys or merges with your private company, it immediately becomes public. In this case, Trump Media & Technology Group Corp. was a private company started by Trump in 2021 and running the site Truth Social. He tried to merge it with DWAC immediately, but the SEC held up the merger for a while. After the merger went through, the merged TMTG and DWAC kept the name DWAC but started trading under the new ticker DJT. Companies that go public through a SPAC are typically viewed as riskier by investors since they don't go through the usual IPO price discovery process and less information is known about their operation. In practice, SPACs sometimes see a boost in share value immediately after the merger, but it virtually always drops later, making SPACs generally bad investments.
Stop crying u said he is broke
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Don't speak to me, I'm spooning with my gator!!!!😂😂 Oh Stephen, you're A GEM!!!🥰🤪
On the mark, as always. Thank God for Stephen Colbert, guaranteed to puncture all that is risible and fatuous.
Are we really surprised a company owned by Trump happens to be valued so high? He's literally on trial for doing that for all his other belongings.
We keep falling for it and he keeps getting away with it. Unbelievable.
I am actually surprised. A social media site with 5 million users is valued at $6.8 billion. How does that math work?
@@Tonyhouse1168 Its MEME Math ! 2 + 2 = 16
NOW your getting it! Come to papa trump.@@CT-vm4gf
by addition or subtraction or multiplying or dividing or counting. Some say through spelling but i dont have enough data on that. @@Tonyhouse1168
Clearly the only thing that can save America from Americans is education.
There’s a reason your entire education system has been subjected to decades on neglect…
@@chrism1503 Saint Reagan screwed y'all up the wazzoo
@@chrism1503not our entire education system. I went to incredible schools because I grew up in an affluent area. We need to make it that good everywhere but republicans wouldn't have anyone voting for them that aren't rich. Also, top students travel from around the world to go to our colleges, how about your country?
Too late for that. The GOP have been attacking our education system since Reagan was elected…for 40 years. Turning this around to properly educate our citizenry would take another 30-40 years of we started today! This does not look good for us.
what do you mean
Lord almighty! I hope Carville sees this Colbert bit. It’s hilarious!!!
OMG the trolling is hilarious!
We've been waiting to see Trumps "Better, cheaper healthcare" plan for 2 weeks... ....every 2 weeks since 2016.
I was waiting for that same health package from ol Bill Clinton while in office when Dems controlled BOTH HOUSES of Congress. But for some reason ol glibalist Bill Clinton decided deregulation for Bankers and sending America's jobs overseas via NAFTA was much more important. Hold hand open for greasing of his palms? Remember all that? We Do!
Joe has Welcomed in 10 Million Illegals. Spending $500 Billion to give them FREE Everything. How's that Working for NYC, Chicago, LA, Arizona, Texas, Boston, Atlanta, Wisconsin, Michigan. Gas & Food Prices have Soared.
It's like nuclear fusion, 30 years away. Except we know fusion's real cause it happens inside stars.
@@spidalack you will wait forever
Don't worry, i am sure it will be ready in two weeks. He's also promised to solve the war in Ucraine, the war in Gaza, and all the USA's domestic issues on his first day back in office.
Bibles are free in every hotel and motel plus all churches really!
That's where Trump got the ones he's selling.
Hes going to put his picture on the back cover as the author😅
@@alex35agmND
Yet, Trump's Bibles are being marketed by the same company that are "selling" his sneakers: CIC Ventures, LLC. It's actually the same sales pitch (grift). All sales are final and no refunds. They claim that the bibles are in immediate stock, but it takes 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.
@@spacespectorI bet there’s gonna be special gold trimmed editions with his signature on the first page. $499.99 each I figure. They’re not going to be available until he had sold a few hundred copies of the standard issue as they are not yet produced rather on a preorder basis. (He’s not investing a dime in this venture) - using other people’s money has proven to be a successful con…….er business model. I’m waiting for an old stock of Trump Water to found and relabelled “Holy Water” $25.00/bottle.
KICKED IT OUT THE PARK AGAIN!!
I am extremely grateful for Obamacare.... And I know he was pushing for it to be much better
Should of Spent Your Money of his Stock. It Soared on Day One. Ticker DJT on the Nasdaq. Buy it now. Also Buy Chevron (CVX) Great Dividends Price will Soar when Trump Wins. You are Welcome for the FREE Stock Tips.
So if he's worth $4 billion then WHY did the Appeals Court reduce his bond?
Maybe they are Investors of Truth Social?
Cause he special.
Putin told them to?
Mainly because he can't sell any shares for 6 months
@@512SquaredYah try telling any court that and see how they treat you.
Fools and their money are soon parted.
Should of Spent Your Money of his Stock. It Soared on Day One. Ticker DJT on the Nasdaq. Buy it now. Also Buy Chevron (CVX) Great Dividends Price will Soar when Trump Wins. You are Welcome for the FREE Stock Tips.
@@JanetWark Yeah, I'll take stock tips from a sheep who says "should of."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that’s GREAT MR. COLBERT.
Omg...the James C impression😂😂😂😂
Colbert’s James Carville Louisiana voice is excellent.
He is an embarrassment to Louisiana and Cajuns.
@@freya8133 Decades ago, he was a decent political strategist. Now, he's just another old man shouting at the clouds.
Reminder that like 8 years ago Trump said he and the GOP had a better system than the ACA. Until they didn't anymore.
His new ACA plan will be released in two weeks!
Didn’t Ever
Trump & the GOP had nothing to replace the ACA with. They just couldn't stand it that Obama did a great thing for we the people. So they tried to tear it down, at the expense of the people. Despicable!
@@kathypiazza7228😂
It was always 2 weeks away! They had the chance and came up with a big book with nothing on the pages! Nothing! Never again!
Get Trump up on that cross but it will have to be the biggest cross.
Spoonin with my gator👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
"Donald Trump is upset about something" is nothing surprising. He's upset about everything.
I'm upset about Trump.
That's the 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦
Yessir, that was the joke alright. Good catch!
Let's just imagine he'll get too upset, soon. Who will be the next candidate in line?
Trump is like a 4-year old mind in a 100-year old brain.
I retired when I was 63. I was able to qualify for the ACA to hold me over until I’m 65 & have Medicare. My cost is $273.00 a month. I have zero deductible & haven’t paid much out of pocket. I have medical, dental, vision & prescription coverage. I’m extremely grateful that I have this coverage! I know a lot of people out there feel that the ACA isn’t good. 🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽
They tried repeal and replace, their plan was always 2 weeks away! The most they produced was a thick book of empty pages, nothing was printed! Nothing! No! Never again
Had to quit working to take care of parents so lost insurance. ACA saved me from bankruptcy after serious health problem. I agree with you 100%. That joker promised a replacement his entire term and never produced anything but chaos.
I'm 65 and without the ACA I would be long dead. 😅
The reason the ACA is not very good is because it had to be watered down so much before it would pass a Republican house. You can. Thank Mitch McConnell for that. He blocked in every way he could everything Obama wanted to do. The entire so-called health care industry and insurance industry in this country is a complete and total mess.
It helped me tide the gap after I was divorced and lost healthcare through my husband. Don't know how I could have afforded COBRA - I barely made ends meet during that time.
I absolutely LOVE watching You-Tube closed captioning, for example, when Colbert said the word cuddle, it was not shown, but instead replaced with [applause] lmfao
Problem is that his MAGA base think that Trump will give them money, yet Trump is continually grifting off of them.
Remember when he campaigned in 2015/16 on how rich he would make all his supporters because he was so brilliant with money?..That took a turn.
Lol,sooo frantically scared and desperate,you people are! Your also delusional,his support base,is phenomenal and you’re sooooo jealous of that fact!!!💯
No, the problem is the idiots on the left think the right wants money from the government. Idiots on the left need to un-idiotize themselves. The right wants government out of the way so they can make their lives right.
No Trump supporter thinks Trump is going to give them money. What a stupid assumption. Or you're confused. Democrats are the ones expecting the free money.
Joe has Welcomed in 10 Million Illegals. Spending $500 Billion to give them FREE Everything. How's that Working for NYC, Chicago, LA, Arizona, Texas, Boston, Atlanta, Wisconsin, Michigan. Gas & Food Prices have Soared.
I didn't know I needed this James Carville impersonation till I heard it 😂😂
RFK Jr. "ask not what your vote will do for me, ask how it will help Donald Trump.'
A lot of ex-Trump voters really like RFK, and claim they will vote for him...
🎯
It appears he's pulling more Republican votes than votes from Biden. While the Trumpers are loud, they don't make up the majority of the Rep party. Most don't want Trump, but the don't want Biden either. Enter RFK Jr. And if the DNC and the Biden campaign are so damn concerned that RFK is going to strip votes from Biden, maybe they should take a good look at themselves and figure out why that it's.
Exactly
No! This is not the time for third party candidates! Our democracy is on the line!
Brilliance. Nothing less than that 😊 Yet as always delivering ❤
"Misinformates": a very stable genius.
"I have the best cognugatude. Everyone knows it." -DJT, some time tomorrow morning, probably.
My boyfriend was at the VP announcement in Oakland. He said it was bogged down throughout with technical difficulties. These are tech people!
So, so funny. Thanks for the laughs, from the UK. ❤
0:41 *“'REPEAL AND REPLACE OBAMACARE!'* Who said that? Not me! *'The "Unaffordable" Care Act will soon be history!'* I never said that, either! Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”
This is a nightmare and I want to wake up and forget all about it!
If you think this is a nightmare, wait until he becomes president again 😂😂
RFK to save the day!!!
if there's one time when we need to be very awake-it's NOW!!
Should of Spent Your Money of his Stock. It Soared on Day One. Ticker DJT on the Nasdaq. Buy it now. Also Buy Chevron (CVX) Great Dividends Price will Soar when Trump Wins. You are Welcome for the FREE Stock Tips.
As always loving you from the UK x
Thank you. Every day
Yeah because I'm sure there is no securities fraud happening there.
no your not.
You bet Y'ass, it's suspicious! 😅😂
Cold-blooded
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
We need a skit of how all our judges are scared of a bully and nothing gets done going back to watching true crime videos when bad citizens go to jail he’s not a citizen like the rest of us!
Absolutely, Stephen and writers❤
He’s probably threatened to take away their lunch money, but seriously, they are either spineless or some just don’t care
You need a skit about punctuation and sentence structure.
Are you people new to planet Earth? Presidents, Popes, Kings, Queens don't live by the same rules as us, really!? No way!!!! I think I might sh1t my pants!!!
I like how the libs keep saying trump is a criminal and should be put in prison and shouldn’t be allowed to become the president but they somehow forget that Biden is a criminal as well and he should be looked at by the authorities and possibly impeached because of his misplacement of classified documents but because he’s ancient and can’t remember he got off with a slap on the wrist… very interesting 🤔
The value of the company is based on speculation by shareholders, It will deflate as soon as they start selling
Big time !
Yep, bigly! 😂
How many predictions have been made about the demise of trump. any come true yet?
Unless the shareholders are cultists. Then they'll hodl no matter what.
well i guess your rite then. ill vote for biden. @@DanielBarberMusic
Sure, have an applause break for Urban Dictionary.
I blame all the problems on Know It All Men who Won't Listen to Anyone Else....
Let's start an office pool on how long it's going to take until DJT stock bottoms out at $1 per share! 🤔😆 I will go first...4 weeks?? 👍😉
I can see it lasting longer than that. While I am sure a lot of big investors will dump it before long, I feel he has way too much backing from people who probably shouldn't be putting their savings into the stock who will keep buying whenever it dips because they think they are getting a good deal and will do anything for him.
Less
@@AnnaNicole.Great way to launder money from foreign entities
Trump's primary goal will be the $300m in initial seed money DWAC has. If he can sell his stock before the bottom falls out, that's just gravy.
I like the concept of the company. Just bought 100 shares at 63.96. It's worth it
I’m thuddin with Buden! 2024 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
This was Monty python level funny
the throwback "Cold-Blooded!" is great.
Truth Social has to maintain that valuation for 6 months!!!😂😂😂
Solid job writers on 'Grest'
Steve really changed minds. He's so smart.
Thankful for the laughs! Makes us, just for a little while, forget the abomination that is DJT.😂
These Tweets have been wearing me out for years and I don’t even have Twitter.
Joe has Welcomed in 10 Million Illegals. Spending $500 Billion to give them FREE Everything. How's that Working for NYC, Chicago, LA, Arizona, Texas, Boston, Atlanta, Wisconsin, Michigan. Gas & Food Prices have Soared.
The more I hear and see 45, the more I will 🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙
Should of Spent Your Money of his Stock. It Soared on Day One. Ticker DJT on the Nasdaq. Buy it now. Also Buy Chevron (CVX) Great Dividends Price will Soar when Trump Wins. You are Welcome for the FREE Stock Tips.
"Grest"... I'm using that.
What a great loophole for the Saudi and Russian “investors” to give money directly to Trump.😂
Wait a few weeks and then short-sell DJT as it plunges back to reality.
I'm guessing it'll be less time Han that
Mr. C. Spot on the James Carville, perfect. I I thought after watching one of his videos, this guy might be off his rocker! And I could see he was going for the men are a bunch of sissies now routine. He will be one of those characters from 20th century American politics who will be remembered as an unique character
Carville impression was brilliant!!
Interesting he cried poor mouth for his bond, it got lowered and suddenly he has 4 million more dollars!
Exactly. 🤬🤬🤬
That is why he doesn't learn. He always gets his way. He would have preferred not paying anything but at least it's not as much. I, on the other hand wish it would have stayed high or higher :)
4 billion….. small difference 😉
He doesn't have that money today. He's not able to sell those stocks or use them as collateral on loans for six months. And, in six months, they'll be worth much less, just like any meme stock.
Billion. 4 _billion_ more dollars This smells.
His James Carville rant was spot on
Trump's worth goes up the very day some jerks at NY Appellate Court not only give him a 60% cut to his bond, but lets him have control of his companies again. That monitor is going to wonder why everything went silent after Trump moves his assets out of NY.
His fine was not cut. It was reduced so he could file the appeal in the fraud case, so it wouldn't delay the trial & then he'll owe the rest in increments. He'll still end up paying the 460M in the end. 😮😂
@@Wyonative08 but it's still something ordinary people don't get. And it's still ironic that they gave him help hours before he made another couple billions.
MAN O MAN Colbert really should gone for the "YAAAAS queen" with that guy's name Yaas
Bathtub toaster is the last toaster you will ever need.
Love You So Much Stephen!! 🤣🤣