SCOTUS Keeps Trump On The Ballot | Trump’s Brain Is Broken | Speed & Xanax Abuse In Trump’s WH

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Stephen declared the Supreme Court unconstitutional last week so it’s ok to ignore their latest nonsensical ruling, Trump’s mental decline was on full display during speeches he delivered at his weekend rallies, and new details have emerged about rampant prescription drug abuse by the former president’s White House staffers. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • Unbelievable that millions of Americans look at that guy and think yeah, he should be POTUS.

    @chonqmonk@chonqmonk2 ай бұрын
    • IT BLOWS MY MIND!!!! WTF America love from Canada

      @philster6383@philster63832 ай бұрын
    • To simplify, they are in a cult. Critical thinking is lacking, and thus no shame for being so easily grifted. remember with your memories, "I love the poorly educated." - Donald J Trump *Jesus votes blue, because red is reserved for dumb.

      @Subby808@Subby8082 ай бұрын
    • Like 81 million?

      @user-jq2rf4nf3o@user-jq2rf4nf3o2 ай бұрын
    • @@user-jq2rf4nf3o Wipe the orange off your lips traitor.

      @anthonylouie36@anthonylouie362 ай бұрын
    • They’re called morons

      @kirkmarshall2853@kirkmarshall28532 ай бұрын
  • Colbert's frustration is palpable.

    @quadroscm@quadroscm2 ай бұрын
    • its a joke. trump 2024

      @samuelsirota2816@samuelsirota28162 ай бұрын
    • ​@samuelsirota2816 TRUMP is a joke. A very bad one. We are wiser here in Scotland.

      @anitawebster9450@anitawebster94502 ай бұрын
    • ​@@samuelsirota2816 your mom's a joke

      @connorranz9746@connorranz97462 ай бұрын
    • ​@@samuelsirota2816 Colbert signed the 25 Million dollars per year dotted line. The words he says on TV are no longer his own. The delusion in this comment section because of him is the saddest part. Biden is losing black voters, Latino voters, young voters, and now women, but slightly. All of the mistakes that were made with complacency in 2016 are still on full display again.

      @Ndizzyinthehizzy@Ndizzyinthehizzy2 ай бұрын
    • neurodegenerative disease 2024@@samuelsirota2816

      @XGDragon@XGDragon2 ай бұрын
  • How can you recite the Pledge of Allegiance and not remember the word "flag?" It's like singing "Happy Something to You." on someone's birthday.

    @davidleedutton@davidleedutton2 ай бұрын
    • Shit happens. We've all made embarrassing gaffes. Haven't you? Please don't try to say you haven't.

      @SW-dq1nd@SW-dq1nd2 ай бұрын
    • It is LITERALLY the thing you are pledging allegiance to! That is not a simple "gaffe". It is like forgetting one of your children.

      @amyjackson8725@amyjackson87252 ай бұрын
    • @@SW-dq1nd. .If it had been Biden, conservatives would have pressed the nuclear button.

      @bingbongbang8895@bingbongbang88952 ай бұрын
    • Trump can humpbit they just can't pledge to it.

      @PennyDavis-cm9tl@PennyDavis-cm9tl2 ай бұрын
    • @@amyjackson8725 Ah, so YOU also think people are incapable of being nervous. SERIOUS EYEROLLING OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA POP OUT ANY SECOND

      @SW-dq1nd@SW-dq1nd2 ай бұрын
  • The fact that Clarence Thomas voted is a conflict in itself because of his wife.

    @suzieferguson1065@suzieferguson10652 ай бұрын
  • This is so unbelievable!! I’m 64 and never felt so unsafe for USA 🇺🇸

    @kathygagne2192@kathygagne21922 ай бұрын
    • why are you feeling unsafe? could it be because of all the ILLEGALS in the usa? thanks biden, for trying to destroy america!

      @jimharper5100@jimharper51002 ай бұрын
    • I’m 64 too, and it is unsafe for the USA. That little chimp in a flight suit on an aircraft carrier said it best, “The Constitution is just a piece of paper."

      @Martell-XO@Martell-XO2 ай бұрын
    • @kathygagne2192 Relax Kathy. I'm (67) & black...and gay. 😲 But for some Outrageous reason, I have a feeling that YOU, ME & our Fellow Americans will somehow get through this. Yes, we'll have a few bruises, but most importantly...We'll SURVIVE. 👍🏾🇺🇸😘

      @patrickjenkins6383@patrickjenkins63832 ай бұрын
    • Consider yourself lucky. The West has know peace for the best part of eighty years. That's not something plenty of other folks can say. It's bound to end some day.

      @JZsBFF@JZsBFF2 ай бұрын
    • @@raycuizon8226 Don't ask ever again how fascism could rise to power in 1930's Germany. Just take a look in the mirror, there's your answer.

      @DevSolar@DevSolar2 ай бұрын
  • If Texas can ignore SCOTUS orders about the border, what’s to stop other states from ignoring SCOTUS rulings that they don’t agree with?

    @seanp2k617@seanp2k6172 ай бұрын
    • None. Beautiful, huh?

      @NicoBGC@NicoBGC2 ай бұрын
    • Why do you want to join them in destroying what remains of due process?

      @mycosys@mycosys2 ай бұрын
    • That's exactly what's been happening for years now. And it has now reached SCOTUS level. This does not & will not work for a democracy. It's authoritarian ism waiting for its dictator to take his place.

      @tammyjantzen9004@tammyjantzen90042 ай бұрын
    • Ya, why not. And a good way to let the SC know what we think of them. They are not the beacons of ethics and good judgement we expect from that level of justice.

      @bobbarker1798@bobbarker17982 ай бұрын
    • Do you want more illegals

      @RobertSmith-cx2zh@RobertSmith-cx2zh2 ай бұрын
  • Stephen, you were on top form tonight - I only just avoided injuring myself from laughing so much!

    @veronicabennett4359@veronicabennett43592 ай бұрын
  • Treasident.... BRILLIANT!

    @hazelpearson7807@hazelpearson78072 ай бұрын
    • Cringe

      @mothurman@mothurman2 ай бұрын
    • There's a KZhead user who comments frequently with a username including "TRE45ON," which is clever. (Since TFG was 45th president)

      @kingayy9267@kingayy92672 ай бұрын
    • Treasident Prump!!!!

      @meganfedor@meganfedor2 ай бұрын
  • The highest court in the land should not be the one with the lowest standards

    @topcat2069@topcat20692 ай бұрын
    • Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

      @Mithril_Antimarr@Mithril_Antimarr2 ай бұрын
    • ​@Mithril_Antimarr But if SCOTUS said that Congress has to legislate it, wouldn't any federal court rulings just end up being reversed by SCOTUS after their decisions are appealed?

      @annestewart5741@annestewart57412 ай бұрын
    • @@Mithril_Antimarralso… someone could probably twist this ruling and challenge the outdated electoral college

      @Joel-bh5xd@Joel-bh5xd2 ай бұрын
    • Only the WTO can decide who is on the ballot@@Mithril_Antimarr

      @user-te3qm5mv6r@user-te3qm5mv6r2 ай бұрын
    • Whomever has the most money decides. athats fair, thats the law.

      @user-te3qm5mv6r@user-te3qm5mv6r2 ай бұрын
  • Trump's White House was also awash in incompetence.

    @charlesmartin1121@charlesmartin11212 ай бұрын
    • They got great drugs

      @paulmiller6245@paulmiller62452 ай бұрын
    • and Joes has dirty diapers

      @user-jq2rf4nf3o@user-jq2rf4nf3o2 ай бұрын
    • @@user-jq2rf4nf3o Your thinking of Donnie and his Dpends he wore every single day he occupied the Oval Office. Donnie continuously shit himself whenever someone used a big word he didn't know or understand. Sit your ass down Comrade you are an embarrassment to bots.

      @Lonewolfmike@Lonewolfmike2 ай бұрын
    • True, and drugs.

      @bobbarker1798@bobbarker17982 ай бұрын
    • ​​@@user-jq2rf4nf3oTrump is the one with full diapers hence the well known nickname Diaper Don.

      @digbycrankshaft7572@digbycrankshaft75722 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂Always KNEW Colbert had it in him to go deep😂😂😂😂😂I've watched his shows for YEAR'S and this show is a masterpiece!!! GOLD!!! And the spot on impersonation HILLARIOUS 😂😂😂😂 re-tweet and vote Trump 4Prison2024.

    @badonkadonc6963@badonkadonc69632 ай бұрын
  • This is one of his funnies monologues in a long time. I was in tears😂

    @drstrange629@drstrange6292 ай бұрын
  • "A Tresident is merely a president who has committed treason" 😂 That's when I pressed the "like" button. 👍🎉

    @aandrus2169@aandrus21692 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @cherylgrec9701@cherylgrec97012 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @denisemcdougal6445@denisemcdougal64452 ай бұрын
    • I belly laughed at that one! I especially laughed at that cross eyed old bat!

      @joannematthews8270@joannematthews82702 ай бұрын
    • So like when Osambo had the blms burn 2 billion dollars worth of property down? Like that treason?

      @user-nz4kg4wm9j@user-nz4kg4wm9j2 ай бұрын
  • Remember how Trump had to have his daily briefings "dumbed down" for him so he wouldn't get bored?

    @old-fashionedcoughypot@old-fashionedcoughypot2 ай бұрын
    • Not just that, but also so he could almost understand them.

      @wtf1185@wtf11852 ай бұрын
    • And they had to sprinkle his name throughout the briefings to get him to read them.

      @dianedenham5259@dianedenham52592 ай бұрын
    • I invested in crayons from 2016-2020. *Vote blue, because the alternative is a cult (dumb)

      @Subby808@Subby8082 ай бұрын
    • Nope, Remember when China had Obama come out of Air Force Ones butt? or Joes Quid Pro Quo in Ukraine?

      @user-jq2rf4nf3o@user-jq2rf4nf3o2 ай бұрын
    • To be fair, the same happens to biden. The guy has basic notes and he can barely read them... same goes for trump.

      @rutgerhauser2377@rutgerhauser23772 ай бұрын
  • The fact that one of the Supreme Court judges' own wife partook into the January 6th insurrection and didn't recuse himself for conflict of interest speaks volumes on the type of justice system presently in place.

    @Feralzen@Feralzen2 ай бұрын
  • Thank you Stephen, for always providing a laugh for things that would otherwise be difficult to digest.......................In fact, thanks to all late night hosts and writers that we depend on to put a comedic spin on things....It is a relief and we definitely need that !.

    @cynthiafleisch7078@cynthiafleisch70782 ай бұрын
  • Even the paid actors in the background are looking bored as shit.

    @orbitaldragon@orbitaldragon2 ай бұрын
    • Well they were only paid to be there; they didn't want to be.

      @SeansModelBuilds@SeansModelBuilds2 ай бұрын
  • There is no justice. Just us! Everyone must vote!!!

    @stevenbyers8747@stevenbyers87472 ай бұрын
    • Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

      @Mithril_Antimarr@Mithril_Antimarr2 ай бұрын
    • Vote all you want, that won’t save you anymore 😊

      @ryv2484@ryv24842 ай бұрын
    • @@ryv2484 Your anti-American sentiment is disturbing. I hope that means you won't be voting.

      @stevenbyers8747@stevenbyers87472 ай бұрын
    • @@stevenbyers8747 That means I *will* be voting!

      @ryv2484@ryv24842 ай бұрын
    • @@ryv2484 Unlike you, I support your right to do so.

      @stevenbyers8747@stevenbyers87472 ай бұрын
  • Go Get Em Stephen!!

    @trinabell2793@trinabell27932 ай бұрын
  • This monologue should get an emmy. I mean, they all should....😂😂😂

    @jandenning6992@jandenning69922 ай бұрын
  • This Supreme Court is pathetic.

    @RichardBrady-yc7he@RichardBrady-yc7he2 ай бұрын
    • You spelled "horrifying" wrong

      @andyb1653@andyb16532 ай бұрын
    • And not supreme at all.

      @markedly1013@markedly10132 ай бұрын
    • Puppets

      @ninjachicken8939@ninjachicken89392 ай бұрын
    • Diana Ross and the Supreme Court, maybe

      @PocketMarmo04@PocketMarmo042 ай бұрын
    • for upholding the Constitution? 9-0....remember that 9-0

      @user-fh2of1yw4b@user-fh2of1yw4b2 ай бұрын
  • What bullies and narcissist hate most is being laughed at. Thank you Stephen!

    @Aristotelezz@Aristotelezz2 ай бұрын
    • Respectfully disagree in this case. With Donald Trump (and people like Elon Musk), the only bad news is when people are not talking about you. Trump is more or less a cult leader at this point. If you're laughing at him, you're laughing at his followers-- and those people cannot wait to cast their vote.

      @1MTEK@1MTEK2 ай бұрын
    • @@1MTEKgood point there..

      @peterpagliarini8299@peterpagliarini82992 ай бұрын
    • ​@1MTEK And the women, college students, high school seniors, senior citizens, families that want to use IVF, veterans, active military, suburban housewives, blacks, Latinos, Asians, college faculty members, and human beings of many other sorts that he and they have insulted and marginalized with their discriminatory furor, like the entirety of the LGBTQ+ community, Muslims, Jews, and Catholics are being activated against that 8% of actual voters that make up the real MAGAverse. Do you think he can actually win with a mere 8% of the general electorate? He is even trying to piss off the so-called evangelical voters. Don't be fooled by the capitulation of MAGA Mikey and Congressional RethugliKKKlans. They aren't even close to representative of the views of voting America. They represent AMERIKKKA, and the KKKorporate framework for which it stands. Take a look at what happened when Ohio, Kentucky, Missouri, Alabama, Arkansas, and Kansas all tried to legislate abortion out of existence. State referenda passed protecting it in each of those states. The voters spoke. They spoke again with referenda against voter suppression. Every time legislators, Congress, or the Supreme Court takes away rights, the people vote it down.

      @heinleinreader@heinleinreader2 ай бұрын
    • Thanking Colbert for being paid to harass people on air? He needs to be taken off the air. Apparently, a person needs to be a sociopath to be on late night television.

      @user-xu8cy7sw8f@user-xu8cy7sw8f2 ай бұрын
    • Stephen must really hate being locked into his contract, then.

      @ryv2484@ryv24842 ай бұрын
  • Doesn't passing an amendment to the Constitution count as "passing some kind of legislation"?

    @user-zb7uh2ob1r@user-zb7uh2ob1r2 ай бұрын
    • Well it's harder, so it definitely should. I need to read more about why the decision was 9-0 and not 6-3.

      @Nate-hj5sv@Nate-hj5sv2 ай бұрын
    • New legislation need to be litigated by both sides and vote on in house & senate. The SCOTUS ruled this way, 9-0 because the want the voters to decide in November. Constitutionally. Trump was impeached my Democrats in the house and not in the Senate. He hasn’t been found guilty of any crimes.

      @notdeadyet3929@notdeadyet39292 ай бұрын
  • has anyone else noticed there is constantly soap-opera music playing in the background at those Trump public therapy sessions?

    @formerastronaut@formerastronaut2 ай бұрын
    • Isn't that what it is. Cult thearapy

      @PennyDavis-cm9tl@PennyDavis-cm9tl2 ай бұрын
  • "apparently he can't say the word Russia without climaxing" This observation is pure gold humor!

    @onequestion2059@onequestion20592 ай бұрын
    • joke writing…. Second to none

      @Slo-ryde@Slo-ryde2 ай бұрын
    • If it had any factual basis or an example of Trump exhibiting this behavior it would be funny. But it's rooted in a non-existent talking point. It's literally trying to talk something into existence that just isn't there.

      @user-nz4kg4wm9j@user-nz4kg4wm9j2 ай бұрын
    • 👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @elizabethmoini2902@elizabethmoini29022 ай бұрын
    • @@user-nz4kg4wm9j🤣😂🤣

      @mariloustarr5972@mariloustarr59722 ай бұрын
    • @@user-nz4kg4wm9jI guess you didn’t hear his great big OHHhhh when he couldn’t say Venezuela two times in a sentence. 😂 It sounded like a release of some sort.

      @jeanneganrude8549@jeanneganrude85492 ай бұрын
  • Stephen and the writers were on fire for this one. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. 😂

    @Ultima_Cloud@Ultima_Cloud2 ай бұрын
    • I laughed so hard.

      @Iluthra@Iluthra2 ай бұрын
    • So did I!!

      @joannematthews8270@joannematthews82702 ай бұрын
  • 4:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 All your writers deserve raises and then give Colbert a little bit of a raise too for nailing it

    @N8T1V3-5F@N8T1V3-5F2 ай бұрын
  • Thank goodness for Stephen Colbert and his wonderful staff! I sure needed a laugh tonight.

    @arctiknitter@arctiknitter2 ай бұрын
  • Thanks Stephen. Somehow you always make us smile through these VERY dark times

    @michellejester9734@michellejester97342 ай бұрын
    • Hello Michelle, can we please be friends?

      @CraigMichael001@CraigMichael0012 ай бұрын
    • 🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙

      @MarinaGomez-ur8qg@MarinaGomez-ur8qg2 ай бұрын
    • And why are the times dark? Democrat/Liberals control just about every single aspect of government and the media right now.

      @TheSaturnV@TheSaturnV2 ай бұрын
    • Correct, these last 3 years have been excruciating. Too bad they aren't like the four years Joe. Those were good. Or how much better the 4 years after Joe will be. Can't wait.

      @TFEWdirk@TFEWdirk2 ай бұрын
    • @@TFEWdirk 🤦‍♀️

      @freya8133@freya81332 ай бұрын
  • "It is no exaggeration to say that Sinéad would have been disgusted, hurt, and insulted to have her work misrepresented in this way by someone who she herself referred to as a 'biblical devil'."

    @sharonkellner7126@sharonkellner71262 ай бұрын
  • Trump glitching bit is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Thx Stephen.

    @Rubberman2036@Rubberman20362 ай бұрын
  • I'm having a hard time understanding how amendments to the US Constitution aren't already "legislation." Why would more legislation be required to act on legislation already in place?

    @bobbytookalook@bobbytookalook2 ай бұрын
    • Exactly

      @ritabosico3328@ritabosico33282 ай бұрын
    • Yeah, a constitutional amendment is the ultimate legislation. That said, Congress can pass legislation that aids in the enforcement of certain amendments, but some are self-executing. The constitution barring insurrectionists from holding office doesn't require legislation, it just requires establishing that one seeking office is an insurrectionist.

      @seandobbins2231@seandobbins22312 ай бұрын
    • SCOTUS simply wants him there,

      @ignaciogutierrez9634@ignaciogutierrez96342 ай бұрын
    • @@ignaciogutierrez9634 That certainly looks like the scheme. SCOTUS appears to be the "deep state" MAGAts are always banging on about, they're the "insiders" who "rig" the system. But they're NOT on the side of Democracy or Communism or Marxism or Leftism or any other political ism. They are all about totalitarian dictatorial rule by the richest. They have made the choice that Trump is better for their own financial portfolios and country club status. "Screw justice, I want POWER" is their actual motto.

      @jabbermocky4520@jabbermocky45202 ай бұрын
    • That's because you never took civics. It's pretty simple. Try a dictionary.

      @jamespfitz@jamespfitz2 ай бұрын
  • “Cant even say the word Russia without climaxing”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @hc1314@hc13142 ай бұрын
  • Love it! Ignore the court!!

    @marvinmartin4692@marvinmartin46922 ай бұрын
    • Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

      @Mithril_Antimarr@Mithril_Antimarr2 ай бұрын
  • Snorting Adderall constantly will do this.

    @chrislinhares7311@chrislinhares73112 ай бұрын
  • LOVE. Thank you Stephen for speaking the truth about the Supreme Court.

    @deborahmichele@deborahmichele2 ай бұрын
    • He doesn't know shit

      @tongasmith910@tongasmith9102 ай бұрын
    • ​@@tongasmith910your m other should have sw allowed you

      @JackGleason543@JackGleason5432 ай бұрын
    • He’s a puppet

      @ryv2484@ryv24842 ай бұрын
    • ​@@ryv2484Correction: Colbert is a human, not a puppet. You're confusing him with the likes of Elmo or Kermit.

      @spikeythinker7763@spikeythinker77632 ай бұрын
    • @@spikeythinker7763 That’s honestly dumber than the response I’d expect from one of you zombies. I tend to keep the bar low but you certainly showed me 🤣

      @ryv2484@ryv24842 ай бұрын
  • Brilliant! "A Treasident is merely a president whose committed Treason." Pass it along!!!

    @rebeccahenderson7761@rebeccahenderson77612 ай бұрын
    • EXCELLENT! TREASIDENT IT IS!!!

      @connieliden6980@connieliden69802 ай бұрын
  • Oh, Stephen.... The bit about 'climaxing to the mere mention of Russia"... since it seems I may not be appearing on your show, I want to say, "Please, keep it coming. We need you more than ever." THANK YOU for your continued genius.

    @lizatredway9792@lizatredway97922 ай бұрын
  • It was always a danger to let the executive branch nominate representatives for the judicial branch. It was never proper. LAWYERS should nominate their own judges, nobody else actually qualifies.

    @thomasneal9291@thomasneal92912 ай бұрын
    • That's the problem. Justices were intentionally designed to not be elected by the people because they were supposed to be apolitical yet when justices are selected in the way they are it leaves too much room to allow for appointments to be used politically.

      @seandobbins2231@seandobbins22312 ай бұрын
    • An independent body of judicial experts who nominate SCOTUS justices. I think it’s a great idea and perhaps along with term limits, which my congressman Rep. Schiff supports, a rotating panel of SC justices who are required to undergo an annual ethics review. Those who break ethics code are removed immediately and replaced. Outlaw perks and dark money, if they aren’t going to let citizens vote for justices of SC.

      @itspersonal3351@itspersonal33512 ай бұрын
    • @@itspersonal3351 good idea, but you'd also need an impartial way of selecting the body of judicial experts.

      @seandobbins2231@seandobbins22312 ай бұрын
  • FANTASTIC show, Stephen....WOW....this was a "keeper"...Thanks, Stephe!

    @sueware8377@sueware83772 ай бұрын
  • A dose of Stephen's humour is the rightest prescription to keep going after the supreme court ruling in these troubling times.

    @gedotbard@gedotbard2 ай бұрын
    • Unfortunately, we need something much more permanent.

      @andreah6379@andreah63792 ай бұрын
    • Troubling times? Democrats are in control of nearly every branch of government and the media. Maybe it's their policies?

      @TheSaturnV@TheSaturnV2 ай бұрын
    • It's true, the last few years under Joe Biden's leadership have definitely been troubling times. Hopefully that will change starting this November.

      @TFEWdirk@TFEWdirk2 ай бұрын
    • @@TFEWdirk Joe Biden: Expanded overtime guarantees for millions, boosted gun violence prevention and gun safety, helped make renewable power the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. - and climbing, prevented discriminatory mortgage lending, created a sweeping crackdown on “junk fees” and overdraft charges in banks, forced Chinese companies to open their books, gave farms financial incentive to go “climate-smart”, brokered a deal to save the Colorado river, recommended loosening federal restrictions on marijuana, created a penalty for college programs that trap students in debt, tightened international restrictions on data and privacy for tech firms, prevented a cobalt crisis in the Congo, made medication more available through tele-medicine, made union-busting a riskier activity, enpowered federal agencies to monitor AI, fixed bridges, built tunnels and expanded broadband and got the economy to be the strongest it has been in 60 years and has seen the U.S. to the point of producing more oil than it has ever before produced in its entire history.

      @freya8133@freya81332 ай бұрын
    • @@TFEWdirk The economy was Trumps fault with his tariffs and tax cuts for the rich, and was worse in 2021. You can sit the eff down with this "Biden is responsible " B.S.

      @freya8133@freya81332 ай бұрын
  • Thank you, Stephen bc I feel like I am going to lose my mind. All of this makes me sick

    @naninolovyou6388@naninolovyou63882 ай бұрын
    • You are so not alone! Hang in there. I feel exactly the same way. 💙✌️

      @barbaraschuld8206@barbaraschuld82062 ай бұрын
    • You libs make me sick. First, with y'all screaming at the sky when Trump was elected, the pronouns you want people to get right. I don't have time to try to figure out what you are. You don't know which bathroom to use etc...Carry on losing your mind

      @illmakeufamous6776@illmakeufamous67762 ай бұрын
    • @@barbaraschuld8206 Then you should read my comment 🤭

      @illmakeufamous6776@illmakeufamous67762 ай бұрын
  • Can't make this up. Thank you Colbert for helping to keep me sane.

    @hbarrial@hbarrial2 ай бұрын
    • Ot to understand why this crap makes us feel like we live in crazy land!

      @trevordsouza2420@trevordsouza24202 ай бұрын
  • Thank you Stephen Colbert for ... being you... and doing it so very well.

    @stoppin2look@stoppin2look2 ай бұрын
    • Who would want to be an unfunny gasbag! KK&C all blow! Johnny Carson reruns are better than the sewage these “CHUCKLE-LESS HEADS” come up with today.

      @user-tf9kq2di9x@user-tf9kq2di9x2 ай бұрын
  • A Tresident is only a president who's committed treason, literal gold. I love Stephen Colbert so much haha

    @randomgirl3269@randomgirl32692 ай бұрын
    • Never committed treason though. Can you point to a conviction?

      @supersanic1254@supersanic12542 ай бұрын
    • @supersanic1254 Reported in The Guardian 18 Nov 23: On 17 Nov 2023 Colorado judge Judge Sarah Wallace found that Donald Trump “engaged in insurrection” by sparking the 6 January 2021 attack on the US Capitol by his supporters.

      @kiwibob8967@kiwibob89672 ай бұрын
  • Hilarious!!Laughing. Witty and articulate. Love it❤

    @lorettagarduno7004@lorettagarduno70042 ай бұрын
  • " his brain is broke" was absolutely spot on and funny as hell.. keep it up colbert

    @Coreysmalls75@Coreysmalls752 ай бұрын
  • Stephen is on fire!!🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣 Keep strong SC we need you!

    @LALew850@LALew8502 ай бұрын
  • My daily moment to temporarily restore sanity and giggle. Thanks to everyone on Stephen Colbert staff!

    @oldcrow6990@oldcrow69902 ай бұрын
  • This was fire! I was crying...laughing...crying...

    @missklvsu@missklvsu2 ай бұрын
  • Stephan, you have been so fierce lately! I LOVE IT!! Keep it up!

    @Sickoftheinsanity@Sickoftheinsanity2 ай бұрын
    • I've been sensing some real anger there. Totally understandable!

      @be6715@be67152 ай бұрын
    • Late night battle Colbert, Stewart' and Meyers!

      @Cilantrchef@Cilantrchef2 ай бұрын
    • *Stephen

      @christopherporter2459@christopherporter24592 ай бұрын
    • @@christopherporter2459 yes, I am aware. Sorry for the inadvertent typo. But thanks for being the spelling police-I’m sure everybody appreciates it.

      @Sickoftheinsanity@Sickoftheinsanity2 ай бұрын
    • You're right! We need to undo that gay marriage BS they decided back during the Obama years!

      @jamespfitz@jamespfitz2 ай бұрын
  • Loved the monolog. Steven is great at delivering it. ❤

    @phyllisstrider2998@phyllisstrider29982 ай бұрын
  • Stephens writers are amazing. And his delivery is exceptional

    @derekdevries1284@derekdevries12842 ай бұрын
  • Omg I’m at work laughing like a hyena at this 😂

    @TC-fx5zu@TC-fx5zu2 ай бұрын
  • The writers hit gold with this episode. So many lolz and our political views don't match. Funny is funny . Bravo ❤

    @Hopeful_Skeptic@Hopeful_Skeptic2 ай бұрын
    • Time for you to get better informed.

      @pattyayers@pattyayers2 ай бұрын
  • Thank you Stephen! I laughed from beginning to end!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @TheZsuzsana@TheZsuzsana2 ай бұрын
  • This whole monologue is absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥

    @lionpaw2024@lionpaw20242 ай бұрын
    • and brimstone

      @danieljurca2113@danieljurca21132 ай бұрын
  • It’s time to change the rules for the Supreme Court.

    @DBDdavid@DBDdavid2 ай бұрын
    • Because it didn't go in your favor? :'((

      @eddieperez8111@eddieperez81112 ай бұрын
    • Yes go full fascist when you don't like the unanimous decision of a court.

      @nadiaslijter1255@nadiaslijter12552 ай бұрын
    • Trump would abolish the court if he got in because they have shown themselves to be pointless and serving no purpose.

      @echobay5040@echobay50402 ай бұрын
    • You were the kid who grabbed the ball and ran home when you lost eh?

      @TheSaturnV@TheSaturnV2 ай бұрын
    • @@TheSaturnV that was trump instead he spent 4 years crying about it.

      @echobay5040@echobay50402 ай бұрын
  • I love you Stephen you’re the highlight of the day!

    @normahall9243@normahall92432 ай бұрын
    • How awful your day must be

      @VV-bk1wv@VV-bk1wv2 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂😂😂great job! Love the truth Bolder than years ago. Love this version of SC

    @user-tz8tg7kl8g@user-tz8tg7kl8g2 ай бұрын
  • Climax can sometimes be Mistaken for a really good Bowel Movement

    @davidbowers912@davidbowers9122 ай бұрын
  • That's embarrassing a state senator who cannot recite the Pledge of Allegiance that even children know.

    @ray24051@ray240512 ай бұрын
    • And these are the so called “patriots” of the country. Shameful.

      @cherylgrec9701@cherylgrec97012 ай бұрын
    • A majority of children don’t know it. It’s been going on for 30 years.

      @Viviorkogaming@Viviorkogaming2 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Viviorkogamingthey're still saying it in school. Most of them do know it

      @kissit012@kissit0122 ай бұрын
    • I know it and I’m not from America - i learned it after couple of days in high School as an exchange student.

      @BellaDelilahWho@BellaDelilahWho2 ай бұрын
    • And on brand for the GOP. Their Pledge goes like this: “Err, whatever Trump says, I guess.”

      @landonewts@landonewts2 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my sides hurt, tf was that when he mentioned Russia Edit: IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂😂😂

    @blooberriee_@blooberriee_2 ай бұрын
  • "His brain is so broke," so very true, and so hard to listen to! I wish he would just quit speaking.

    @charleneandrle-olson3099@charleneandrle-olson30992 ай бұрын
    • Clearly you are referring to Joe Biden. Clearly.

      @TFEWdirk@TFEWdirk2 ай бұрын
    • ​@@TFEWdirk Clearly everybody hates Dump lying and whining about bullcrap watching his dementia progress, such a sad little LOSER !!!!!!😂😂😂

      @ReadyFreddie5523@ReadyFreddie55232 ай бұрын
    • He’s a 1000 times more lucid than Biden who speaks gibberish, thinks guys who have been dead for decades are still in office and wanders off like a toddler with a full diaper after his “speech” is over.

      @josefrusso3677@josefrusso36772 ай бұрын
    • This is meant as an honest attempt at dialogue. Do you actually believe that Biden's cognitive function is better than Trump's? If you do not than why do you back him if he is worse off in the area you decry Trump over?

      @yuiopoli9601@yuiopoli96012 ай бұрын
    • Stephens brain was broken by Trump

      @acarroll6842@acarroll68422 ай бұрын
  • Laughing out loud (instead of just being depressed that MAGA exists). Thank you!💙🇺🇸

    @henmaidstale@henmaidstale2 ай бұрын
    • What? 👈🏿😂 Stephen tells it like it is doesn't he?

      @lorianngrilley-jamroz7631@lorianngrilley-jamroz76312 ай бұрын
    • IKR can't let them get to us vote blue 24 💙🇺🇸👍🏻

      @charlesasmith7836@charlesasmith78362 ай бұрын
    • IKR can't let them get to us. Trump 2024!

      @supersanic1254@supersanic12542 ай бұрын
    • @@supersanic1254 Trump for prison 2024!

      @krisenger4410@krisenger44102 ай бұрын
    • Trump's coming for ol' black eyes

      @stuarthossack5351@stuarthossack5351Ай бұрын
  • Make Amnesia Great Again

    @theemporersnewclothes@theemporersnewclothes2 ай бұрын
    • Move to Russia if you love dictators so much. It isn't that hard Comrade.

      @Lonewolfmike@Lonewolfmike2 ай бұрын
    • When has amnesia ever been great? 😮

      @JoeNarbaiz@JoeNarbaiz2 ай бұрын
    • Make Attorneys Get Attorneys Fixed it for you. You can thank me later.

      @ethos1236@ethos12362 ай бұрын
    • Your brain damage is apparent and severe. Seek professional help for your delusions.

      @Lonewolfmike@Lonewolfmike2 ай бұрын
  • The Supreme Court is really Scarey right now! How the heck can it be fixed? OMG

    @alexandraday3685@alexandraday36852 ай бұрын
  • BRILLIANT STEPHEN! YOU'RE ELECTED!

    @biondna7984@biondna79842 ай бұрын
  • Can we not have politicians who sound like they’ve had a stroke?

    @Kpimpmaster@Kpimpmaster2 ай бұрын
    • Fetterman? Briben had a few brain surgeries. That's why he's all messed up. It's not his fault.

      @user-nz4kg4wm9j@user-nz4kg4wm9j2 ай бұрын
    • @@user-nz4kg4wm9j🤖This Boris is a bot !!!🤖

      @HRHDMKYT@HRHDMKYT2 ай бұрын
    • Trump does 5+ hours of speeches a week, hes only human, messing up a word here and there is normal. Try to talk for an hour and a half straight and not mess up at all. Its hard. And hes having to deal with all the bs indictments democrats are attacking him with every day. Hes tired and for good reason. Biden on the other hand talks maybe every other week and only for maybe 20 minutes at a time max. And you get at least 5 minutes of material for a montage of a man with actual dementia. And notice how this guy says nothing about it.

      @hordyaba@hordyaba2 ай бұрын
    • If you want the politician who doesn’t sound like he’s had a stroke, vote for Biden 2024 🎉

      @alexc4300@alexc43002 ай бұрын
    • @@user-nz4kg4wm9j doesn’t change my question

      @Kpimpmaster@Kpimpmaster2 ай бұрын
  • Love Tresident!! ❤️ why do all the supporters behind him look pissed off, did he break wind again.

    @dorothydoremus8621@dorothydoremus86212 ай бұрын
  • Unbelievable. It. Is an embarrassment to this country. If we could go back to Canada I would be out of here.

    @LindaLaFountain-ff6gf@LindaLaFountain-ff6gf2 ай бұрын
    • Cry some more.

      @supersanic1254@supersanic12542 ай бұрын
  • The loss of all his invisible money has broken his tiny brain🤯

    @cherylnm888@cherylnm8882 ай бұрын
  • oh my god I've never laughed so hard at the man with 3 arms, thank god there's a few cents missing with those people to spot all this but gee the comedy writes itself.

    @elainegibson320@elainegibson3202 ай бұрын
  • Of course the supreme court didn't think about it, when you are TOLD what to do, no thinking involved!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    @user-oj2jw4lb7q@user-oj2jw4lb7q2 ай бұрын
    • Ever since the ultra-right wing Federalist Society (who brought us Thomas, Kavanaugh, Narrett) started pushing the idea of disqualifying Trump I understood that of course they wanted to dump the GOPs biggest loser, and I was afraid SCOTUS would do their masters bidding. What I never understood was why Dems were excited about disqualifying Trump. There are millions of people who are not at all enthusiastic about voting for Biden but will walk barefoot over broken glass to vote against Trump. 60% of Americans have already said they won’t vote for Trump, and about 50% of Republicans say they won’t vote for him if he’s convicted of a crime. What good would it do Dems if Biden were to run not against a barely younger Trump who had the worst GDP growth since Hoover and multiple criminal trials looming, but against a much younger Republican without Trump’s baggage? Trump is the only candidate Biden might beat - by leaving Trump on the ballot SCOTUS has saved us from another GOP POTUS in 2025.

      @maargenbx1454@maargenbx14542 ай бұрын
    • Did you remember to put up your black square on Facebook last month?

      @mizzou1016@mizzou10162 ай бұрын
    • There was no other right choice if they would have Win in favor of Colorado then all of the Republican Governors have the right to throw Biden off Their election ballots for Not being fit mentally to hold the presidency Be careful what you wish for it swings both ways

      @chrisrock9361@chrisrock93612 ай бұрын
    • @@mizzou1016Did you vote for a drug addled malignant narcissist ?

      @jeanneganrude8549@jeanneganrude85492 ай бұрын
    • Of course the supreme court didn't think about it, when you are TOLD to identify white, no thinking involved!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 kzhead.info/sun/dq6dhJqJmoWYhGg/bejne.html Map Shows How Humans Migrated Across The Globe

      @user-hh3ew3oe6t@user-hh3ew3oe6t2 ай бұрын
  • It is really scary from across the ocean...

    @mastjappa@mastjappa2 ай бұрын
    • Worse closer up😮

      @danarzechula3769@danarzechula37692 ай бұрын
  • Term limits all around. And senators shouldn’t be allowed to trade stocks when they have inside information during closed door hearings.

    @KaleighMacKay@KaleighMacKay2 ай бұрын
  • Just when GOP and SOTUS are creating unbelievable concern and distress in our nation, we turn to Stephen for late night laughs and reality checks! Thank you, Colbert!

    @deedles2@deedles22 ай бұрын
    • Cope and seethe lefty.😂😂😂

      @wlm1697@wlm16972 ай бұрын
    • Leftist copium. What happened? You can't find oxy's anymore ? 🤭

      @user-nz4kg4wm9j@user-nz4kg4wm9j2 ай бұрын
    • I laughed at Colbert bc he's so mad and outraged. Plus, I laugh at libs on a daily basis 🤣🤣🤣

      @illmakeufamous6776@illmakeufamous67762 ай бұрын
    • @@illmakeufamous6776 I laughed when I read his buddy John Podesta's emails about Spirit cooking with Marina Abramovich

      @user-nz4kg4wm9j@user-nz4kg4wm9j2 ай бұрын
    • @@user-nz4kg4wm9j It seems like I've heard about that 😳😳

      @illmakeufamous6776@illmakeufamous67762 ай бұрын
  • The monologue gets an A+++

    @zenncatt@zenncatt2 ай бұрын
  • Since Bader-Ginsburg is gone the supreme court is ruthless!!

    @monaruehling4729@monaruehling47292 ай бұрын
    • You know the decision was unanimous right? 9-0.

      @jw9099@jw90992 ай бұрын
    • Look into that a little more. ​@@jw9099

      @danarzechula3769@danarzechula37692 ай бұрын
    • Nice one!

      @mikedittsche@mikedittsche2 ай бұрын
  • Damn! Stephen Colbert is really good with words...😂😂😂

    @Constant_Instant_Distant@Constant_Instant_Distant2 ай бұрын
  • YES! Bring back the sound effects when Stephen puts his "props" away. Thank you, Joe and Louis!

    @joshuawilson4818@joshuawilson48182 ай бұрын
    • yesss, i love those moments, they add so much so subtly

      @ithrewmylifeaway@ithrewmylifeaway2 ай бұрын
  • Where can I sign up for ignoring SCOTUS!! I'm so sick of this!! I'm trying to keep up the fight but it's getting harder and harder.

    @tinafigueroa7556@tinafigueroa75562 ай бұрын
    • I’m pretty sure nowhere

      @pattyayers@pattyayers2 ай бұрын
    • I'll join the club. Anyone else

      @PennyDavis-cm9tl@PennyDavis-cm9tl2 ай бұрын
    • ​@PennyDavis-cm9tl I'll sign!!!

      @wendyhdzmiller8700@wendyhdzmiller87002 ай бұрын
    • Cry some more. Trump is on the ballot. Deal with it.

      @supersanic1254@supersanic12542 ай бұрын
    • @@supersanic1254they cry because if trump is on then ballot, they’ve already lost. And deep down they know that, otherwise they wouldn’t have initiated the process of trying to extrajudicially prevent him from running. They do not stand a chance at winning 2024. This whole attempt reeks of panic.

      @ryv2484@ryv24842 ай бұрын
  • Our country owes Stephen Colbert a debt of true felt gratitude!

    @davidroberts6923@davidroberts69232 ай бұрын
    • Ewww, no. Colbert is trash.

      @supersanic1254@supersanic12542 ай бұрын
  • His people will say he was exhausted/tired but he'll definitely deny it.

    @johnnythomas6723@johnnythomas67232 ай бұрын
  • That was freaking hilarious!! A third hand!?? 😂😂😂

    @2hard2knock@2hard2knock2 ай бұрын
  • "On the third hand" 🤣🤣

    @Miguelito1985@Miguelito19852 ай бұрын
  • This was great. I almost spit out my lunch. Thank you for all you do 😂😅

    @lauriepelayo296@lauriepelayo2962 ай бұрын
  • as always.. OUTSTANDING job. Thank you

    @saabsales@saabsales2 ай бұрын
  • Staff at the Home need to keep a better eye on Trump, too many escapes.

    @chriskelly6559@chriskelly65592 ай бұрын
    • Just when GOPutin and SCOTUS are creating believable white identity and distress in our nation, we turn to anyone passing catholic, evangelical, jewish white for some racist reason for late night laughs and psychotic white identity reality checks! Staff at the White Home needs to keep a better black eye on Trump, too many escapes from African origin Thank you for RACIST DEFAMATION "black" MAINTAiNENCE ! kzhead.info/sun/dq6dhJqJmoWYhGg/bejne.html Map Shows How Humans Migrated Across The Globe

      @user-hh3ew3oe6t@user-hh3ew3oe6t2 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂

      @noahvr5675@noahvr56752 ай бұрын
    • He sounds like he's had a dozen beers-which is unsettling when you consider that he claims to not drink😬

      @hew2356@hew23562 ай бұрын
    • If only they'd put a fake burger stand next to the fake bus stop. - "Donnie's missing again. I'll check the fake McD's."

      @MonkeyJedi99@MonkeyJedi992 ай бұрын
    • And yet you have no concern over 4 MORE years of Joe Biden negotiating terms with foreign leaders....... Please tell me how a debate would go, Joe vs Trump.

      @TFEWdirk@TFEWdirk2 ай бұрын
  • Stephen Colbert is on FIRE! LOL

    @CelesteRAdams@CelesteRAdams2 ай бұрын
  • "Treasident Trump" has a nice ring to it.

    @dustinsullivan7216@dustinsullivan72162 ай бұрын
    • It does! Nice ring of defamation.

      @supersanic1254@supersanic12542 ай бұрын
  • Thank God for comedy and for Stephen Colbert.

    @SaneCatLady429@SaneCatLady4292 ай бұрын
  • We already passed a constitutional amendment to solve this problem...

    @bobbiefrazer1249@bobbiefrazer12492 ай бұрын
  • Politicians need to be treated less like celebrities and more like retail workers.

    @naiyang888@naiyang8882 ай бұрын
  • I believe we've witnessed a petit mal seizure!!!! KOOOOLLLL!

    @JohnTLyon@JohnTLyon2 ай бұрын
  • OMG we have such a dysfunctional government 😢😮

    @gabrielsanchez4128@gabrielsanchez41282 ай бұрын
  • Hilarious...you make me laugh when I really want to cry...

    @mg6788@mg67882 ай бұрын
    • Democrats control nearly every branch of government and the media, what is there to cry about?

      @TheSaturnV@TheSaturnV2 ай бұрын
    • Same with me!

      @juliemissick4206@juliemissick42062 ай бұрын
  • Thanks again Stephan for calling out the GOP and Trump for their lies and deception.

    @DiamondHedgehog@DiamondHedgehog2 ай бұрын
    • Do you really think the supreme Court is part of the lies and deception? Perhaps you yourself have been falling for lies and deception from the media..

      @TFEWdirk@TFEWdirk2 ай бұрын
    • Please list some of these 'lies and deceptions'. It sounds like you do not know what your media has been doing for years..

      @TFEWdirk@TFEWdirk2 ай бұрын
  • I cried all the way through this with laughter.

    @gaiaiulia@gaiaiulia2 ай бұрын
  • Exceptional monolog!!😂😂🎉❤

    @wintrydragon@wintrydragon2 ай бұрын
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