Hankey Posts Trump’s Bond | Truth Social Stock Woes | Lara Trump vs. Beyoncé | Cicadas Are Coming!

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A subprime auto loan magnate helped Donald Trump post a $175M bond in New York, Truth Social’s stock price tanked in its first week of trading, RNC co-chair Lara Trump dropped a country song the same day Beyoncé released “Cowboy Carter,” and Stephen does the math on an upcoming plague of trillions of cicadas.
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  • That guy is not getting his $175m back 💸💸

    @MarcKloos@MarcKloosАй бұрын
    • yea its gone.. and its possible that the appellate court decides the 464 mil. was justified and force him to pay the entire amount..🤣

      @scooby45247@scooby45247Ай бұрын
    • Good...he deserves to lose it!

      @user-md4di6yg2p@user-md4di6yg2pАй бұрын
    • Anyone who goes into business with the orange menace will get screwed. Except for putin. He got his money’s worth.

      @Heather-xz8fk@Heather-xz8fkАй бұрын
    • Yes he is, plus the election! Thank god

      @rationalistssj6540@rationalistssj6540Ай бұрын
    • It's a "donation. "

      @JianLakerson@JianLakersonАй бұрын
  • It is sooooooooo past Trump's Jailtime.

    @Darbobski@DarbobskiАй бұрын
    • Wrong show.. but Stephens great😅😅😂😂😘👌✌️✌️😵‍💫

      @marshamariner7897@marshamariner7897Ай бұрын
    • @@marshamariner7897 We are all part of the same family if we are against Trump.

      @Darbobski@DarbobskiАй бұрын
    • @@Darbobski true...I'd 😍 2 c all rhe guys on one show...that b great 😍😍✌️✌️🫰🤔

      @marshamariner7897@marshamariner7897Ай бұрын
    • Next President

      @Logiconfire@LogiconfireАй бұрын
    • colbert was funny for once and thats all u got from it eh....discontent has many leaders...if not trump then some 1 else...so dumb

      @arbor-sq4jk@arbor-sq4jkАй бұрын
  • "Think about Trump, then gag!" You got that right!!!!

    @annjohnson8437@annjohnson8437Ай бұрын
    • GREAT COMMENT !

      @Maudit_Anglais@Maudit_AnglaisАй бұрын
    • Or.. .weap for the country!

      @aaronthenorm5400@aaronthenorm5400Ай бұрын
    • Stephen c9lbert can get trump iff his mind he cant say anything pro biden only antu trump typical liberial

      @Shawn-jd5dd@Shawn-jd5ddАй бұрын
    • Waiting for cry baby liberials to ch3xk my spelling because we all lnow they never debate only aling anti trump stuff amd notjing pro biden it truly is somethimg to laugh at

      @Shawn-jd5dd@Shawn-jd5ddАй бұрын
    • ​@FevreDream-kj2sq Then I would just wear that around the house if I were you.

      @alexandertorro@alexandertorroАй бұрын
  • Posting pictures of somebody’s daughter especially to crazy people and especially in the context of how trump did it should warrant jail time. That’s disgusting and it must be irrelevant to the case. How is that not illegal

    @seandockery8896@seandockery8896Ай бұрын
    • If you or l did this, yes. Jail, no bail.

      @mammawlee@mammawleeАй бұрын
    • And a judge can’t shut him up how is country going to survive?! Unbelievable

      @gagakk5566@gagakk5566Ай бұрын
    • The question s who is going to enforce the law against Trump. The answer is nobody.

      @annakingry9157@annakingry9157Ай бұрын
    • odd that you believe you are right

      @kane-vn6bn@kane-vn6bnАй бұрын
    • It is. Anyone else would have been behind bars already.

      @davidcross4815@davidcross4815Ай бұрын
  • Trump’s argument all along has been not that he’s innocent, but that he has the right to be a criminal.

    @shermanculbertson6244@shermanculbertson6244Ай бұрын
    • He needs to be held responsible for all his crimes against Americans.

      @DissectGibberish@DissectGibberishАй бұрын
    • And we still have the right to vote. So do it. And maybe he will finally be brought to justice.

      @charlesmartin1121@charlesmartin1121Ай бұрын
    • YES, somebody writes this exact comment EVERY night!

      @marniekilbourne608@marniekilbourne608Ай бұрын
    • Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @tuyenle8107@tuyenle8107Ай бұрын
    • Otherwise, crime is at an all time low. I guess he has been trying to change all that…

      @wendyjohnson3254@wendyjohnson3254Ай бұрын
  • Why won't this guy just go to jail already? What kinda world do we live in where a clear criminal not only dodges justice, but is potentially reelected as leader of the free world?

    @MuslimBeard@MuslimBeardАй бұрын
    • Because he has rights like everyone else in this country

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • It's called America. We've been doing it for centuries.

      @jmg999@jmg999Ай бұрын
    • @@Conservadouche93 its actually because of how many unbelievably stupid people we have living in this country and how terribly the education system has failed. To elect someone like Trump show this country has a deeper issue than Trump

      @Wudanmaster116@Wudanmaster116Ай бұрын
    • We live in a corrupt world where if you got the money (especially in the USA) then you can get away with anything. This is what is happening with Trump. That is the kind of world we live in.

      @Wildstar40@Wildstar40Ай бұрын
    • The rest of us would already have been jailed for contempt. Trump is getting waaaaaay more deferential treatment than anyone else.

      @RevLeigh55@RevLeigh55Ай бұрын
  • I'm not as pissed off about Hankey posting Trump's bond as I am over Trump getting a $300M DISCOUNT for that bond.

    @darylcarr8283@darylcarr8283Ай бұрын
  • I am fedup of the double standard justice system.

    @kayellai5278@kayellai5278Ай бұрын
  • Lock him up with no bond. Let him wear his golden sneakers and give him his bible so hell have something to read

    @EagerJackrabbit-wy6zn@EagerJackrabbit-wy6znАй бұрын
    • and nothing but salads to eat

      @ThatOpalGuy@ThatOpalGuyАй бұрын
    • So he'll have something to read in hell.

      @beanogas63@beanogas63Ай бұрын
    • @@ThatOpalGuy Nah, let him have all the Twinkies and Ho-Ho's that he wants. And hot dogs. Just no drugs--Adderall, amphetamines, Z-quil, none of this stuff.

      @DissectGibberish@DissectGibberishАй бұрын
    • _Can_ he read? I've never been clear on that.

      @Brasswatchman@BrasswatchmanАй бұрын
    • He's got the time to read Crime and Punishment

      @thebagelsproductions@thebagelsproductionsАй бұрын
  • Would an innocent man threaten a judge and his family? I know he would NOT.

    @vinniediesel1369@vinniediesel1369Ай бұрын
    • Would a smart man threaten a judge's family? No. Would a sane man? Also no. But does a stupid man issue threats in public before the cameras? Apparently so.

      @marieroberts5664@marieroberts5664Ай бұрын
    • Because the judge Is a socialist piece of 💩

      @DavidCundiff-fx2mm@DavidCundiff-fx2mmАй бұрын
    • ​@@marieroberts5664Because he knows he has a base of even dumber, ignorant, racists. Also he knows most of the judges are part of that dumb. Reichwingers have been setting this up for years.

      @docdirtymrclean3610@docdirtymrclean3610Ай бұрын
    • Silent Stephen being totally mute again

      @WhataMensch@WhataMenschАй бұрын
    • Because the judge is a socialist 💩 face

      @DavidCundiff-fx2mm@DavidCundiff-fx2mmАй бұрын
  • Thank You Stephen Colbert, for all the laughs! We are all so stressed about trump, you keep it real!!

    @user-vk6qr5pz3z@user-vk6qr5pz3zАй бұрын
    • Glad tp see liberial are still stressed and triggred by donald j. Trump lets go brandon liberial please cry me some trump tears so i can go fishing there liberials are cry babies

      @Shawn-jd5dd@Shawn-jd5ddАй бұрын
  • Stephen! You (and your talented writers) put a big smile on my face this morning. Thank you! 😂

    @davemail@davemailАй бұрын
    • Stephen colbert cant get trump off his mind trump is winning keep making all ypur shows about trump because it seems that is all ypu have trump 2024 lets go brandon

      @Shawn-jd5dd@Shawn-jd5ddАй бұрын
    • @@Shawn-jd5dd trump for prison 2024!!!!

      @klh800@klh800Ай бұрын
    • @@klh800 we keep thinking that i take it cnn and msnbc told you that so ypu just automatically think its going to hapen but when us suprem court rules that trump has presidental immuntity all charges will be dropped but cnn or msnbc hasnt told you that uet so im sure ypou wont belive me until cnn and msnbc tell you

      @Shawn-jd5dd@Shawn-jd5ddАй бұрын
  • Even the cicadas can keep in tune better and longer than Lara.

    @alansmitheejr.@alansmitheejr.Ай бұрын
    • Quite sure T-pain is rolling on the floor laughing for the auto-tune. 😂

      @publicuser2534@publicuser2534Ай бұрын
    • auto tuna fish.

      @rumpvirus7393@rumpvirus7393Ай бұрын
  • Sooooo tired of T. Just lock him up

    @judithparsons1920@judithparsons1920Ай бұрын
    • Don't just lock him up, shut him up.

      @jimslancio@jimslancioАй бұрын
    • Trump is going to jail lol the ua supreme court while rule he has presidental immunity lol then i can eat popcorn amd watch demintia joe biden voters cry about trump lol what is it witj biden voters never have anything pro biden all theu have is hate for trump they dont have any enthiusaism for biden but biden doesnt have any either just look at him walk and talk hes jist a old man who clearly has demintia that has worked in goverment all his life and never worked like a normal american citizen hes just another career lying politcian trump 2024 i will vote for trump instead of a lifelong career washington estbalshment politcian id you have any sense you ahpuld onow never to trust a careee politcian weather is democrat repulician or indepent

      @Shawn-jd5dd@Shawn-jd5ddАй бұрын
  • Truth Social didn’t lose value - it never had any.

    @markjudsoncpa8226@markjudsoncpa8226Ай бұрын
    • You let mainstream media do all ypur thinking for you lol truth social is cranking right now while fake news media says its not lol

      @Shawn-jd5dd@Shawn-jd5ddАй бұрын
  • This was a SOLID monolog. Congratulations to the writers and Steven 😂😂😂

    @tenisviejos@tenisviejosАй бұрын
  • I'm tired of our two tiered justice system protecting Trump.

    @Tadicuslegion78@Tadicuslegion78Ай бұрын
    • The judge can’t lock his dumass up, unfortunately. If he did, trump would seal more votes and funding.

      @publicuser2534@publicuser2534Ай бұрын
    • That's a worn out horse that you're riding atm

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • Are we really going to just WATCH while he breaks our country? Can't someone step in an assert some judicial dominance here?

      @ZombieNausea@ZombieNauseaАй бұрын
    • @@Conservadouche93 Dude...your "channel" has two (count 'em - two!) followers! That would be you and your mother? Get a clue!

      @leeneil5775@leeneil5775Ай бұрын
    • For real! Snowden has to live in exile for trying to do a good thing while Dump is still hoarding classified documents and running for president and encouraging his cult to try and over throw the government AGAIN! . If you are a right winger on the highest court in the land then you never have to follow another rule ever while flipping the bird to society knowing you lied to get the job in the first place.

      @bovinityleak2066@bovinityleak2066Ай бұрын
  • It's nice to know that I'm not the only person who fights back vomit every time that I hear Trump's voice.

    @charlesstebbins7207@charlesstebbins7207Ай бұрын
    • His voice makes my brain 🤮

      @Tonyhouse1168@Tonyhouse1168Ай бұрын
    • 😂

      @SleepyOx2023@SleepyOx2023Ай бұрын
    • Watching his Butthole mouth pucker around his bad veneers as he vomits the same thing over and over again: also a hurl inducer.

      @jenniferstone2975@jenniferstone2975Ай бұрын
    • I always have to mute the sound when dt is speaking. I first heard of dt when he came down the escalator - I didn’t like him then and dt is more revolting now.

      @edwardlulofs444@edwardlulofs444Ай бұрын
    • He kind of sounds that way himself really

      Ай бұрын
  • Mr Hankey posted Trump's bond?? Damn that CHRISTMAS POO!!!

    @rdca8236@rdca8236Ай бұрын
    • Yep

      @James_Doyle83@James_Doyle83Ай бұрын
  • Now that was a buggy sketch. A plague of cicadas, Germans burning roaches and a rich guy helping a giant roach avoid the raid can.

    @Feralzen@FeralzenАй бұрын
  • "It's possible to have a voice that even Auto-Tune can't fix!".😂😭💀👏

    @ChandlerSomborac@ChandlerSomboracАй бұрын
    • She can sing a bar solo. So low nobody can get under it.

      @rumpvirus7393@rumpvirus7393Ай бұрын
    • Oh WOW, Lara Trump's voice is terrible! I can imagine the hillbilly that buys it, then shoots it for target practice. 🎯

      @missella7339@missella7339Ай бұрын
    • ​@@rumpvirus7393...that's good😘😘

      @marshamariner7897@marshamariner7897Ай бұрын
    • Yuk! What an awful voice.

      @user-yy4jo9pk2b@user-yy4jo9pk2bАй бұрын
    • Fix? Autotune ruins.

      @morbidmanmusic@morbidmanmusicАй бұрын
  • What's the point of a gag order, if they never enforce it? Put Trump in jail pending trial...

    @BrentHollett@BrentHollettАй бұрын
    • I got something he can gag on right here folks!

      @almightymachine9930@almightymachine9930Ай бұрын
    • T is proven how inept the justice system is….and just laughing at it.

      @Slo-ryde@Slo-rydeАй бұрын
    • For what ...Joe is the real criminal....u bunch of Nazis

      @eatmyaholelibs@eatmyaholelibsАй бұрын
    • We have lots of evidence that DJT encourages violence applied to anyone he deems not loyal to him. Judges are afraid defendent DJT already has implied to his MAGA goon loyalist to do violence for him if he is jailed or loses in court or election. This why Jan 6th convictions as examples of consequences ate so important and that goes for his criminal lawyers etc who planned to overthrow the 2020 Nov election

      @leslieroberts4767@leslieroberts4767Ай бұрын
    • Too much compassion for Trump's Secret Service detail??😮

      @judithnelson1581@judithnelson1581Ай бұрын
  • As a German I always crack up when Americans imitate the German accent / behaviour. Well done, Stephen.

    @LazyJack2003@LazyJack2003Ай бұрын
    • How 'bout Stephen Fry as a camp German?

      @lisakaz35@lisakaz35Ай бұрын
    • @@lisakaz35 I know Stephen Fry, of course, - and love him - but I must have missed that one.

      @LazyJack2003@LazyJack2003Ай бұрын
    • @@LazyJack2003 There's a YT clip of Fry on QI as a collection of Fry displaying an array of accents. Many are Scottish but this one isn't. It starts with him finding humor in the German term for a mobile phone as "Mein Handy."

      @lisakaz35@lisakaz35Ай бұрын
  • Writers did a great job on this one and showcased Colbert’s physical humor, close, good team, inspiring.

    @wailinburnin@wailinburninАй бұрын
    • Jack Benny was once criticised onstage at an Hollywood event by Fred Allen, a fellow comedian with whom he had a long-running (but fake) “feud”. Once Allen had delivered his barb, Benny did a slow burn and then replied, “I wouldn’t let you get away with that if my writers were here!”

      @roberthaworth8991@roberthaworth8991Ай бұрын
  • It's refreshing to see that everywhere I go on KZhead, everybody wants to see Donald trump locked up.

    @MadDragon75@MadDragon75Ай бұрын
    • Then you've only examined one perspective on the matter. Not a great way to form an opinion

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • ​@@Conservadouche93 Shut it, 'douche. Your "perspective" became irrelevant the day your guy tried to overthrow the Constitution.

      @Brasswatchman@BrasswatchmanАй бұрын
    • @@Conservadouche93 Wrong. I follow progressive and conservative news..so try again. TYT? Just one of many I'm a member of. More MAGA members are jumping ship day by day. Not all of them hate democracy... Not all of them are brainwashed into believing democracy is the same as democrat. Many understand that without democracy, you don't have a vote... Like Russia.

      @MadDragon75@MadDragon75Ай бұрын
    • @@Conservadouche93 Opinion? What does an opinion has to do with anything here?... Lol GOP went from "law and order" to "opinion" party real fast, when it turned out, facts are not on their side 😆 He's clearly 100% a conman. He has MANY court judgements against him already. It's not a matter of "opinion", buddy. And as for a criminal... We just look at the classified documents case and it's all clear. There's no "opinions" here. The guy said it himself. He took it, he refused giving it back, he tried hiding it. End of story. These are the facts. The only people who rely on OPINION here, are the crowd trying to find excuses for his criminal behaviour, grasping at straws. 🤷🏻‍♂️

      @calisto2735@calisto2735Ай бұрын
    • Yeah because Trump right-wing nutjobs are on Rumble.

      @Hellkite-er5pg@Hellkite-er5pgАй бұрын
  • Donnie should be locked up! Anyone else would be rotting in prison...

    @Opus313@Opus313Ай бұрын
    • Wont matter, Trump will still be calling the shots for GOP

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • The Just-us system is working exactly as it was designed.

      @wheressteve@wheressteveАй бұрын
    • thats what happens when you allow lobby money to buy Congress.. corporate interests overrule we the people.. profit over people..

      @scooby45247@scooby45247Ай бұрын
    • The whole reason the bipartisan border deal didnt happen was because Trump wanted to use the border as a bargaining chip while running again. Hes still controlling the GOP without being elected, and will until he croaks.

      @MomirsLabTech@MomirsLabTechАй бұрын
    • @@scooby45247Yes, run by the Greed Over People's Party

      @tygrahof9268@tygrahof9268Ай бұрын
  • "Mr. Hankey the subprime auto Poo bails out another turd."

    @Zetalpa187@Zetalpa187Ай бұрын
    • hi-de-ho!

      @user-sv9nb8ky2t@user-sv9nb8ky2tАй бұрын
  • "Think about Trump, then gag."😂😂😂

    @dawnw.6559@dawnw.6559Ай бұрын
  • The goal is to make the judge irritated and make some ruling that seems connected to that irritation. Then, on appeal, Trump can try to claim, "This judge clearly didn't like me. I didn't have a fair trial!"

    @stephenmcfarland2298@stephenmcfarland2298Ай бұрын
    • Yep that's exactly what he is trying to do

      @garfield2439@garfield2439Ай бұрын
    • So far Trump and his cronies have emphatically failed. I can hardly wait to see him in trial, and convicted of his many crimes--THAT will be a day to celebrate!

      @DissectGibberish@DissectGibberishАй бұрын
    • Definitely one of his strategies. He’s not dumb. He’s smart in the scariest of ways. 🤯🤬😩

      @kerlygerl@kerlygerlАй бұрын
    • So Trumputin wants the Judge, jury everyone in the court house to LIKE him????¿?? What a malarkey 😁😁😁😁

      @maryclarke3324@maryclarke3324Ай бұрын
  • The United States of America does not need a " Dictator " ... Vote for Democracy America...

    @freespeechbeyond2024@freespeechbeyond2024Ай бұрын
    • It's a joke

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @tuyenle8107@tuyenle8107Ай бұрын
    • @@Conservadouche93 You do realize that him being compared to dictators and called a dictator wannabe happened long before that joke, right? What many find concerning isn't the joke, it is him.

      @kingjamos2422@kingjamos2422Ай бұрын
    • ​@@tuyenle8107 trump he will lose again in November

      @khalidrasheed8452@khalidrasheed8452Ай бұрын
    • Vote Dem ballot down . Rebuke Fascism and trumpy biggly Hate

      @Thadmotor1044@Thadmotor1044Ай бұрын
  • When he said Florida is legalizing smoking recreational pot, my first reaction was: " well that's gonna make Florida safer"

    @rebny7801@rebny7801Ай бұрын
    • I think you will find the pot smokers a little more mellow than the meth heads.😂

      @jansilverthorn777@jansilverthorn777Ай бұрын
  • The cicadas are awesome for the environment. Please everyone don’t spray or kill them… 👍

    @nepenthesBicalcarata5666@nepenthesBicalcarata5666Ай бұрын
  • Why don't they just use Lara Trump's album to drive away the cicadas? I've been using her high-pitched screeching as a deterrent against rats and pests. Worked like a charm.

    @gamepapa1211@gamepapa1211Ай бұрын
    • It will also remove chrome off your bumpers, hard water deposits in your toilet, and stink bugs from getting in your house.

      @RLU-wt8vi@RLU-wt8viАй бұрын
    • Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @tuyenle8107@tuyenle8107Ай бұрын
    • ​​@@RLU-wt8viThe only side-effect is that these red MAGA hats kept popping up all over the place. Ah well. I could always use extra mulch.

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa1211Ай бұрын
    • 🥴🤣👍🏼😉🤔😂

      @p.j.m.d.1948@p.j.m.d.1948Ай бұрын
    • @@tuyenle8107 Say something different for once. I'll even accept a sarcastic "Something else" as a response. Like, come on...

      @kingjamos2422@kingjamos2422Ай бұрын
  • Trump is a bully.

    @stevechance150@stevechance150Ай бұрын
    • Wahhhh

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • ​@@Conservadouche93the schtick is old, kid. You're far too obviously faking it. Much like anyone who's ever slept with DJT.

      @BrandonFuller-kw3gv@BrandonFuller-kw3gvАй бұрын
    • Stating the obvious 😂 I'm worried for his victims

      @SleepyOx2023@SleepyOx2023Ай бұрын
    • Biden is a tool.

      @Logiconfire@LogiconfireАй бұрын
    • He's a wimp that punches down don't know why his cult love it so much.

      @Paul512@Paul512Ай бұрын
  • Stephen, this was one of your best monologues ever!

    @dh3279@dh3279Ай бұрын
  • Unreal,Hanky Panky 😄 When will justice prevail and get this traitor to America put in jail?

    @yvonnelewis4888@yvonnelewis4888Ай бұрын
  • Former President should be held accountable

    @yurielcundangan9090@yurielcundangan9090Ай бұрын
    • I believe you. Now tell us why?

      @morbidmanmusic@morbidmanmusicАй бұрын
    • ​@@morbidmanmusicif you need to be told there is no point in trying to explain it. You understand that?

      @Paul512@Paul512Ай бұрын
    • Get an education...that will help you figure this out.@@morbidmanmusic

      @Jan-zv7ze@Jan-zv7zeАй бұрын
    • Yep Obama!!!

      @DavidCundiff-fx2mm@DavidCundiff-fx2mmАй бұрын
    • @@morbidmanmusic Repeatedly breaking the law. Pay attention.

      @aircraftcarrierwo-class@aircraftcarrierwo-classАй бұрын
  • "Think about Trump--then gag." EXACTLY! 🤣🤣🤣

    @DissectGibberish@DissectGibberishАй бұрын
  • Yesterday was Wisconsin's primary. It made me sick to see the lack of interest, the small amount of voters.

    @MaggieJean@MaggieJeanАй бұрын
  • Bravo on cicadas...dont kill them Mon santo!

    @lindawellner5415@lindawellner5415Ай бұрын
  • i would have thought hating dogs would have made 45 too unpopular to ever think of running..

    @scooby45247@scooby45247Ай бұрын
    • Hold that thought. Its going to be a close election and RFK will mostly take votes away from Biden

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • That would have been true in normal times. These are not normal times.

      @sharonkellner7126@sharonkellner7126Ай бұрын
    • He hate's everything except rich white men. He can spunge off, wonder what secrets he sold them.

      @jpg7879@jpg7879Ай бұрын
    • @sharonkellner7126 people voting against someone because they dislike dogs was normal back then? Now that's derangement syndrome

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • I would think denigrating a war hero or mocking a crippled man would have kept him out of the WH.

      @stephanieames66@stephanieames66Ай бұрын
  • trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal

    @Columbiastargazer@ColumbiastargazerАй бұрын
    • Sigh, yet again. The copypasta is for real

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • @@Conservadouche93 reality really sucks for you guys, doesn't it?

      @ThatOpalGuy@ThatOpalGuyАй бұрын
    • You are so right.

      @Heather-xz8fk@Heather-xz8fkАй бұрын
    • You're so funny and , a poet

      @belindared3389@belindared3389Ай бұрын
    • You post this in every late time talk video

      @lilacsmith@lilacsmithАй бұрын
  • That cicada noise was truly impressive!

    @serendipityshopnyc@serendipityshopnycАй бұрын
  • Those cicadas are ASCENDING, not descending. 🤣

    @surewhatever8843@surewhatever8843Ай бұрын
  • "Think about Trump....then gag.". 😂😂

    @stephanieadams3747@stephanieadams3747Ай бұрын
  • Why isn’t he escorted out of the courtroom and put in jail for violating the gag order? Then he can either at contempt of court charges or sit his fat butt in jail.

    @TerriJansma-dn8go@TerriJansma-dn8goАй бұрын
    • Seriously, why should anybody ever bother following a judge's order again? With this kind of precedent, I am starting to see less and less of a reason to remain law-abiding.

      @dipperjc@dipperjcАй бұрын
    • Technically he didn't violate the order, as the people he attacked weren't included in it until this hearing. Why the Judge didn't include their family in the order to begin with when Trump has a known history of stochastic terrorism against those who oppose him, I have no idea.

      @thegrouchization@thegrouchizationАй бұрын
    • Yeah, minus Secret Service, phone and internet!

      @connietimmons742@connietimmons742Ай бұрын
    • Because His following would start to riot and it'll escalate to violence. The judge knows, while any random has no idiotic following who'd defend him with violence

      @dinmagol9874@dinmagol9874Ай бұрын
    • @@dinmagol9874 the judge also knows that the threat of violence is NO excuse not to enforce the law, otherwise every mob boss and organised crime ring would be untouchable.

      @fionaanderson5796@fionaanderson5796Ай бұрын
  • 🤣Go Stormy Go!....LT?..🤣..stick to cookies, and BYBLE study 😂 Happy 420 We love @Willie Nelson ❤

    @michaeldmusiccanada@michaeldmusiccanadaАй бұрын
  • Kudos to your writers !!!

    @24cts@24ctsАй бұрын
  • “There should be only one response: ‘Bring your toothbrush, Donald Trump, because you’re going to sit in a jail cell for a while.”

    @sharonkellner7126@sharonkellner7126Ай бұрын
    • And leave behind your makeup, hairspray, belt (or anti gravity device), girdle and heel lifts

      @jandrews6254@jandrews6254Ай бұрын
    • um, you mean his cup of polident

      @jackharrison7613@jackharrison7613Ай бұрын
    • He can get his Cocaine there but not his diapers. Steve Bannon will have to order them from Russia.😮

      @PennyDavis-cm9tl@PennyDavis-cm9tlАй бұрын
  • I'm sick and tired of living in a world where some old orange narcissist cries so hard we have to hear about him in the news everyday who also somehow controls almost the entirety of the gqp. I miss when Obama was president, heck even Bush Jr. at this point.

    @TheWtfanime@TheWtfanimeАй бұрын
    • At least Bush Jr. had a sense of humor, and his wife had a brain.

      @user-md4di6yg2p@user-md4di6yg2pАй бұрын
    • You might want to price in Trump winning this November. For your emotional sake

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • I'm with you there I never thought I'd miss Bush Jr

      @garfield2439@garfield2439Ай бұрын
    • @@Conservadouche93Trump Delusion Syndrome is real and his insufferable cult members suffer from it.

      @GordonPavilion@GordonPavilionАй бұрын
    • @@Conservadouche93 Boring 😂

      @joancooney7724@joancooney7724Ай бұрын
  • We’ve needed shows like these on repeat for the last 9 years xD rock on Colbert 😂

    @splatzec@splatzecАй бұрын
  • Thank you so much Stephen Colbert for helping us laugh through these tough times... The Era of trump and the GQP. This one made me laugh so much from the jokes about Trump and his daughter-in-law's "music" do everything. I thank you and the show's writers. 🙏🏾

    @tenacious1@tenacious1Ай бұрын
    • You nailed it❤

      @adamlayneandersen@adamlayneandersenАй бұрын
    • Don't think... just jump ? That was written by John Lemming Posthumously. He was a great composter in the field.

      @rumpvirus7393@rumpvirus7393Ай бұрын
  • Truth social was always a hollow echo chamber of Dumpy's ravings. I really laughed when it got shut down during the State of the Union address.

    @CatherinePrice-pz6id@CatherinePrice-pz6idАй бұрын
  • Waking up way over here in India to Colbert and TDS is always a great start to my day - I don’t care about any of the content as it’s a world away but it distracts me from our own shit show. Reminds me we’re not the only ones f*****d up. 😂

    @thoughtsintime@thoughtsintimeАй бұрын
    • Thanks for a little perspective, neighbour!

      @davewatchedthat@davewatchedthatАй бұрын
    • Do you work in a call center or ethical field?

      @astilealavatica1404@astilealavatica1404Ай бұрын
  • I in fact forgot it was primary day here in NYC until I saw something online in the afternoon. So, yesterday was the first time in (countless elections) where I went to vote in the evening rather than early in the morning before going to work. I wasn't surprised to see no one waiting in line anywhere in my polling place in Brooklyn.

    @stephenatwood241@stephenatwood241Ай бұрын
  • Thank you, Stephan!! Keep going!👍👍💕💕

    @eleanorek.leslie9818@eleanorek.leslie9818Ай бұрын
  • He should be in jail with Peter Navarro on their green bay sweep game plan

    @andrewfrazer8874@andrewfrazer8874Ай бұрын
  • German here. Amsterdam will still be Europe's dealer. We won't have legal shops selling weed (for now). You are allowed to grow it yourself at home (3 plants per person) or in registered growing clubs. EU laws are stopping us from having shops. The Netherlands use a loophole we can't use right now without implementing other substantial laws. What's also weird is that while you can legally own weed in the Netherlands and in Germany, it's still illegal to bring it over the border. At least you're allowed to get seeds from the Netherlands. I think this whole situation is the biggest problem with the law. It's not going far enough. One of the most important things is to fight the black market. Illegal dealers won't check your ID to see if you're old enough and they're more likely to lace the weed with some stuff you don't want in it. And as long as you have to grow your own weed, most people will still prefer the comfort of just getting it from a dealer. As long as they do, dealing weed will be lucrative and the black market will do business as usual.

    @juschu85@juschu85Ай бұрын
  • The Taboo Zone sounds like a real nightmare 😂 They should close that place down

    @angelestorres6334@angelestorres6334Ай бұрын
  • Hankey Pankey... like the rhyme ... really funny. Truth Social losing money made me smile even wider.

    @stoppin2look@stoppin2lookАй бұрын
  • It’s amazing that Trump would complain if someone went after his kids.

    @juneju6637@juneju6637Ай бұрын
    • Frankly, I don't believe he would. Trump has proven that he only cares about himself.

      @DissectGibberish@DissectGibberishАй бұрын
    • He doesn’t care if they do..

      @p.j.m.d.1948@p.j.m.d.1948Ай бұрын
    • Only if it was Ivanka.

      @benjaminchisolmjr7863@benjaminchisolmjr7863Ай бұрын
    • Except Eric, of course

      @dielaughing73@dielaughing73Ай бұрын
  • I dread the next cicada invasion. During the last one they were so heavy in my area that might kids could not ride their bikes without crunching on cicada corpses. Stores had areas for you to bat the cicadas out of your clothes when you entered. It was AWFUL!

    @VeracityLH@VeracityLHАй бұрын
  • You are the man Stephen!

    @oscarmendez3362@oscarmendez3362Ай бұрын
  • If Judge Merchan can't rule on this case then Thomas has no business ruling in any of trumps cases either.

    @geoffreycat1763@geoffreycat1763Ай бұрын
    • Or Aileen Cannon.

      @marieroberts5664@marieroberts5664Ай бұрын
  • Let’s give Trump what he fear most,-failing him in November. We will hand him the justice ourselves. That’s how we regular people can beat the “billionaire”.

    @annietang3780@annietang3780Ай бұрын
    • Been saying this since the AG slow walked the investigation on T…… nobody will do anything and it will be up to the voters in Nov.

      @Slo-ryde@Slo-rydeАй бұрын
    • Yes, lets!! Lol

      @dawnstanley1733@dawnstanley1733Ай бұрын
  • "Da Bugs" didn't hit in NYC but we appreciate it in Chicago. Steven, your always welcome back.

    @hereigoagain5050@hereigoagain5050Ай бұрын
  • Condolences to Stephen and his staff for their loss. My heart breaks for Stephen during his time of loss. His executive assistant recently died of cancer I read and they announced it on Monday. 😢

    @caseybowman4644@caseybowman4644Ай бұрын
  • Former president should be truly held. Accountable

    @yurielcundangan9090@yurielcundangan9090Ай бұрын
  • We love your show stephen colbert

    @lashendawest7509@lashendawest7509Ай бұрын
    • You mean the fundraiser for Genocide Joe?

      @t.d.186@t.d.186Ай бұрын
  • What are the odds Hankey will get his money back? Less than the chance of making money off the bond, I'll wager.

    @FDR_progressive_liberal@FDR_progressive_liberalАй бұрын
  • Colbert's right about the Cicadas, it's going to be an ear-deafening nightmare!

    @grayguy3619@grayguy3619Ай бұрын
  • Laura's caterwauling proves that technology cannot make a screech owl a top singer.

    @robertpearson8546@robertpearson8546Ай бұрын
    • Do not insult owls. They, at least, perform a service, like getting rid of vermin. I'd rather listen to these beautiful creatures than the trump critters.

      @jacquelinevanfossan7007@jacquelinevanfossan7007Ай бұрын
    • But if you want to clear out a house after a party...

      @seanstoyroom7274@seanstoyroom7274Ай бұрын
    • Son: Daddy, is that lady hurting that song? Father: Yes, son. Yes she is.

      @FurtiveSkeptical@FurtiveSkepticalАй бұрын
  • I'm surprised how good Stephen is, for that's EXACTLY how we dance in the Taboo Zone.

    @rezolutionist7715@rezolutionist7715Ай бұрын
    • Sorry my fellow German, you missspelled it, its Tabu Zone!

      @bennposcher1025@bennposcher1025Ай бұрын
  • Lock up what you can't debate.

    @ff-cq5hh@ff-cq5hhАй бұрын
  • That cicada noise was on point! 😂

    @UrbanHiker317@UrbanHiker317Ай бұрын
  • He tried to buy the NFL's Buffalo Bills pro football team back about 2014. He was in the pool of 6 final bidders the NFL chose and was asked to submit financial records to show he could either buy the team or could raise funds for it with solid collateral backing, but instead he submitted a letter with a copy of a Fortune Magazine article listing him as one of the wealthier people in the United States. The NFL turned him down.

    @leannevandekew1996@leannevandekew1996Ай бұрын
    • Back when the world made sense! Nowadays, if Kris Kardashian says you're a billionaire, that's accepted as gospel truth, no research required. So stupid Kylie can commit fraud and never see any consequences...

      @lenawagenfuehr53@lenawagenfuehr53Ай бұрын
  • Reason why Trump hates dog is that they could always smell his bad vibes.

    @titichartay7216@titichartay7216Ай бұрын
    • There are some butt's even dogs won't sniff

      @Paul512@Paul512Ай бұрын
  • Could you just IMAGINE Trump in Judge Judy's courtroom?! Comedy gold! There'd be memes for years!!!!

    @jennifercook6497@jennifercook6497Ай бұрын
  • DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH bugs...Stephen was on fire tonight Props to the writers

    @laurafay2796@laurafay2796Ай бұрын
  • I absolutely voted in today's primary. Always vote all the time!! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

    @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288Ай бұрын
    • I literally just found I missed it. Surely this is the type of thing they should advertise.

      @stephenm3470@stephenm3470Ай бұрын
    • ​Isn't there a certain responsibility of one's own to inform oneself? I wonder.....​@@stephenm3470

      @connyleicht6567@connyleicht6567Ай бұрын
    • Where is Ellen Degeneres

      @DavidCundiff-fx2mm@DavidCundiff-fx2mmАй бұрын
    • The board of elections mails a notice to your address. Read the notice and keep it near your calendar. Post it on the refrigerator so that you can't forget.

      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288Ай бұрын
    • @@stephenm3470 they do. you probably threw away your voter card the board of elections mails to you every year, along with the pamphlets explaining what election is coming up and when. You should probably not throw away your mail without skimming through it . Just because you werent aware doesnt mean it wasnt advertised lol

      @dogsbecute@dogsbecuteАй бұрын
  • As a German, I appreciated the bit on our pot legalization a lot. 😊 Stephen's pronounciation of Lauterbach was quite good. 👏 Kudos

    @Germandave39@Germandave39Ай бұрын
    • Well keep watching, he hardly misses an opportunity to make jokes of our nazi past, our lack of humor or the way we speak. Often all at the same time ^^

      @kinngrimm@kinngrimmАй бұрын
  • It is a historic, not an historic.

    @jackie6903@jackie6903Ай бұрын
  • 8:07 nice callback to "Strangers with Candy"! 👍

    @Drew-bc7zj@Drew-bc7zjАй бұрын
  • Lara Trump should be singing a different Tom Petty song: "Free Fallin'"

    @laalaa99stl@laalaa99stlАй бұрын
    • Or the Heartbreakers' cover of Feel A Whole Lot Better(When you're gone)

      @abc-bu7nr@abc-bu7nrАй бұрын
    • More like stealing Brittney's "Oops, I Stole Songs Again!"

      @terrierqueen4091@terrierqueen4091Ай бұрын
    • Nah. She should never be anywhere near another Petty song. She can sing "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis.

      @notsure1969@notsure1969Ай бұрын
    • I wouldn't listen to that one either.

      @DissectGibberish@DissectGibberishАй бұрын
    • @@notsure1969 That woman shouldn't even be allowed near a Christmas song. Hell, Happy Birthday is probably too much for her.

      @ColorMeConfused29@ColorMeConfused29Ай бұрын
  • So I'm guessing the same Country Music purists who were outraged by Beyonce releasing a Country Music record are totally fine with autotuned Lara Trump doing the same. Can't imagine why.

    @user-go1jm7ib6j@user-go1jm7ib6jАй бұрын
    • They pick their music at "Hypocrisy-R-Us".

      @DissectGibberish@DissectGibberishАй бұрын
    • ​@@DissectGibberishtheir wife's at family hoedowns...

      @Paul512@Paul512Ай бұрын
    • Beyonce sucks 🏀⚾️🏈

      @DavidCundiff-fx2mm@DavidCundiff-fx2mmАй бұрын
  • Spanky! Yes, that's what I've been calling him ever since I realized that Chump seemed to respectful.

    @lynemac2539@lynemac2539Ай бұрын
  • Best monologue ever!

    @HOPEat@HOPEatАй бұрын
  • Lara's middle school choir teacher obviously told Lara to just mouth the words.

    @B_Bodziak@B_BodziakАй бұрын
    • Her singing is worse than drunk karaoke.

      @AceFace50001@AceFace50001Ай бұрын
    • You give her way too much credit. She didn't learn the lyrics. She just mouthed "watermelon" the whole time. (for non-choir losers, this was a cheat for when you couldn't remember the lyrics. It would look like you're singing with everyone else, mostly.)

      @tammyd.970@tammyd.970Ай бұрын
    • She's Absolutely Awful and also Stupid. She married a Trump and he's a Loser just like his Father. That Apple didn't fall but inches.

      @user-bx7zp9sj9y@user-bx7zp9sj9yАй бұрын
  • Its never about the case, trump is using the courts as his stage since he has no time or money for rallies

    @ZamboneeMan@ZamboneeManАй бұрын
  • Just wanted to say, Monday evenings have been awesome. Jon Stewart, Seth Meyers followed by Colbert. ☺

    @jcanfieldschatz@jcanfieldschatzАй бұрын
  • Dude you are hilarious! I thank you for the laughs!

    @rayv.7736@rayv.7736Ай бұрын
  • As someone who grew up with cicadas outside the window making a racket,, that was a pretty good impression !!! Well done !

    @Sailor376also@Sailor376alsoАй бұрын
  • Lara Trump’s “singing” is technically 99.99% auto-tune (which does a LOT of heavy lifting). Another song from Lara Trump to be played non-stop at Gitmo.

    @SpaceForceCommander@SpaceForceCommanderАй бұрын
  • I just love when Stephen does the German Angular dancer song!!! I JUST COULD`NT STOP LAFFIN~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    @rotterdammer5243@rotterdammer524318 күн бұрын
  • That's a 4 billion dollar TAX exemption !

    @user-xv8tn7wq4s@user-xv8tn7wq4sАй бұрын
  • Greetings from Germany, proud that we got to be in your show. The dance was hilarious 😂

    @bennposcher1025@bennposcher1025Ай бұрын
    • I actually witnessed people doing that same dance at the techno club Berghaim in Berlin last summer! Great Monolgue Stephen, I laughed out loud at least seven times! Get rid of T-Rump NOW!

      @mayadesilva@mayadesilvaАй бұрын
    • Same here! I really felt the reality in stereotypes then..😂 Greetings from a German 😎

      @sabine563@sabine563Ай бұрын
    • “Ve go to make the disco! Ja ja ja! Ve go to make the disco! Ja ja ja!”

      @petercolbeysgameshowmania7176@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176Ай бұрын
  • As a Dutchie who grew up close to the border, I'm just happy we won't have German weed tourists over anymore, cramping up coffee shops and driving through the city high at night. Good on Germany for finally legalizing!

    @ninoschouten9727@ninoschouten9727Ай бұрын
    • yes, agree, but apparently we all live in Amsterdam lol

      @ValerieMais@ValerieMaisАй бұрын
    • as a german i already cringe thinking about you guys returning the favor now =) Then again, we still have no shops to buy weed in so we might be ok -_-

      @kinngrimm@kinngrimmАй бұрын
    • @@kinngrimm hahahaha, fair game

      @ninoschouten9727@ninoschouten9727Ай бұрын
    • @@ninoschouten9727 That was a wholesome exchange with @Kinngrimm :) and I'm going to apologise in advance for my tourism next year, Australia still hasn't legalised so I'm heading your way, and now I'll probably add Germany to the list as well. I'll be good though, promise!

      @Belindamatson@BelindamatsonАй бұрын
    • Was that your house I used to pass on the left hand side?

      @vintagethings9187@vintagethings9187Ай бұрын
  • As a german I would love to see Mr. Colbert visiting us and showing us the Taboo Zone club... ... and his dance. I would instantly join him. Great humor.

    @Kokuswolf@KokuswolfАй бұрын
  • “Country music was strangled to death…”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @sshaw4429@sshaw4429Ай бұрын
  • 🐣 Mr. Hankey the Easter Poo. 💩

    @SpaceForceCommander@SpaceForceCommanderАй бұрын
    • Sometimes he's nutty.... Sometimes he's corny....

      @wheressteve@wheressteveАй бұрын
    • Timmy!

      @TheUberjammer@TheUberjammerАй бұрын
    • "Well Hidey Howw!" Some other POS to big Orange's rescue....😅 "Gosh, Kyle you sure do smell a lot like flawrs....."

      @FurtiveSkeptical@FurtiveSkepticalАй бұрын
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