Taylor Swift, Dick Wolf Join The Billionaire Club | Trump Calls Migrants “Animals” | Eclipse Mania

2024 ж. 2 Сәу.
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There are some new names on Forbes’s list of the world’s billionaires, the former president spewed racist lies about migrants at a rally in Michigan, and a wide variety of brands are cashing in on the excitement around next week’s total solar eclipse.
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  • I can’t imagine going to a rally for a presidential candidate & hearing the nonsense he spews! Lock him up! Voting blue in Oregon! ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

    @dena6254@dena6254Ай бұрын
    • From Oregon, too. I cannot stand either candidate, but will vote for Biden, detesting our choices...or lack of any decent choice at all.

      @cherylcampbell9369@cherylcampbell9369Ай бұрын
    • ​@@cherylcampbell9369I agree with you. I am not a fan of Biden but lesser evil for president is critical.

      @familyoffour247@familyoffour247Ай бұрын
    • He speaks like a mentally-challenged 3 yr old.. thats why his sheep think hes a "genius" 😂

      @anneteefah4857@anneteefah4857Ай бұрын
    • The sad part is, that nonsense is the reason why he is so popular. The MAGA cult doesn't want to fix the country, they want an alternate reality where *they* are the victims.

      @artbargra@artbargraАй бұрын
    • @@cherylcampbell9369 Hello fellow Oregonian. 😊 Have you been enjoying our gorgeous weather? I’m in The Dalles. We will have some exciting new candidates in 2028. Thank you for voting blue this time! 💙🇺🇸💙

      @dena6254@dena6254Ай бұрын
  • As a Canuck, friends…I prefer a POTUS who does NOT want/promise to be a DICTATOR (even for ‘only’ 1 day)!😝🤦‍♂️😩😂😭🤮😡😡😡

    @mrpresidentbarry@mrpresidentbarryАй бұрын
    • Imagine a dictator Biden decree on his one day of dictatorship that Trump cannot run for office. Don't like that? Then don't vote for Trump.

      @SayAhh@SayAhhАй бұрын
    • yeah no dictator! I wish aaron bushnell could have been president

      @ARealMensch00@ARealMensch00Ай бұрын
    • If the worst happens, I will be paying a visit to the Great White North come 2025.

      @charlesmartin1121@charlesmartin1121Ай бұрын
    • Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @tuyenle8107@tuyenle8107Ай бұрын
    • @tuyenle8107 No, it just seems like forever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @terri6854@terri6854Ай бұрын
  • When Trump was born, his father handed out cigars saying, “It’s a Liar!”

    @ericibola3743@ericibola3743Ай бұрын
  • 32 billionaires died. This is a great reminder that our time on earth is limited even if our money is not. Do some good things while you are still alive.

    @peterfreiling6963@peterfreiling6963Ай бұрын
    • Yeah and studies show that money will be gone in two Generations or less. There's no point to excessive wealth.

      @bishop51807@bishop51807Ай бұрын
    • Amen

      @anitajohnson819@anitajohnson819Ай бұрын
  • His blatant racism gives me the chills

    @HowardDaniels-uw8tj@HowardDaniels-uw8tjАй бұрын
    • Exactly, the entire GOP is a racist cult... Colin Powell said it years ago.

      @polarbearsrus6980@polarbearsrus6980Ай бұрын
    • His fascism is even worse. He wants to build "camps", too - do you really think he's gonna stop at immigrants and POC? He'll exterminate anyone who will not bow to him no matter what color they are.

      @LittleBlueOwl318@LittleBlueOwl318Ай бұрын
    • Me too!!

      @LollieVox@LollieVoxАй бұрын
    • When you have a muse like Stephen Miller whispering in your ear that's bound to happen.

      @user-rp1st3nk8y@user-rp1st3nk8yАй бұрын
  • "Three years ago, we were a great nation." - Donald Jessica Trump, Wisconsin rally, 2024 Thank you, Donnie T, for admitting that Biden picked up the trainwreck of an economy you left behind and made America great again.

    @gamepapa1211@gamepapa1211Ай бұрын
    • Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @tuyenle8107@tuyenle8107Ай бұрын
    • And his mentally slow and uneducated followers don’t understand…..that was the first year Biden was president 3 years ago.

      @brucepettengill6183@brucepettengill6183Ай бұрын
    • ​@@tuyenle8107-- "tRump 4ever in Prison -- 2024 years." There buddy, all fixed. 😁👍🙏🇺🇸.

      @markmh835@markmh835Ай бұрын
    • @@tuyenle8107 Agree.. 4ever Guantanamo Cuba

      @steven.h0629@steven.h0629Ай бұрын
    • @tuyenle8107 No, it just seems like forever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @terri6854@terri6854Ай бұрын
  • "...hiding in bushes...". Sigh. Im so tired. But not my body. Im tired IN MY SOUL. And this is why.

    @Shodan8285@Shodan8285Ай бұрын
    • At least he correctly described my Caucasian, Repooplican, wealthy, racist, pro-war, anti-immigration, anti-abortion, climate-denying, election-denying, dad. 😒

      @kittyonmydesk5532@kittyonmydesk5532Ай бұрын
  • I just cannot believe Americans would put this man in the White House again! What is wrong with the American people?

    @splato2036@splato2036Ай бұрын
    • We ask that every day!

      @roxdazey@roxdazeyАй бұрын
    • First of all, Trump didn’t say this. Go back and listen to what he said focus. Our country has spiraled into the toilet since Biden took over. wake up.

      @lanes58@lanes58Ай бұрын
    • mass delusional mind candy where the truth is whatever trump says.

      @ravenwolf7128@ravenwolf7128Ай бұрын
    • Part of it is ... "Dumbing-down of America, varies according to subject matter, and usually involves the diminishment of critical thought by undermining standard language and learning standards, thus trivializing academic standards, culture, and meaningful information, as in the case of popular culture." And then there are the educated Americans that see their own profit in following the corrupt people, such as Drumpf. So, Stupidity and GREED!

      @belltoll1918@belltoll1918Ай бұрын
    • >What is wrong with the American people? How much time do you have?

      @Spikelangelo@SpikelangeloАй бұрын
  • Those fucking cops standing behind Donald. 🤬

    @jimmyguitar2933@jimmyguitar2933Ай бұрын
    • Dirty cops.

      @d.b.1176@d.b.1176Ай бұрын
    • what about biden the guy doing the war crimes

      @ARealMensch00@ARealMensch00Ай бұрын
    • I agree that was pretty gross.

      @blaisemacpherson7637@blaisemacpherson7637Ай бұрын
    • They're called Pigs!

      @stefanhall3219@stefanhall3219Ай бұрын
    • THEY can’t even keep a straight face 4:11

      @Lion-OandSnarf@Lion-OandSnarfАй бұрын
  • Lies, lies, and more lies . . . And his followers just don’t care . . . . . This is just not normal.

    @AustenObsessed@AustenObsessedАй бұрын
    • You’re the one being lied to. See, Colbert’s telling you Trump called migrants animals? Only those who committed rape and murder and other such crimes. You need to learn to think for yourself on these things. This right here is evidence of the left spreading a hoax. Why do you trust that?

      @MJMcKenzie322@MJMcKenzie322Ай бұрын
    • When did Stephen lie?

      @HOTD108_@HOTD108_Ай бұрын
    • Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @tuyenle8107@tuyenle8107Ай бұрын
    • @@HOTD108_ he said Trump called migrants animals. But if you listened to Trump’s speech you’d know he was talking about those migrants who’ve committed rape and murder and such. He’s propagating a hoax

      @MJMcKenzie322@MJMcKenzie322Ай бұрын
    • ​@@HOTD108_Trump called murderers animals, not every migrant. That's when.

      @neal5068@neal5068Ай бұрын
  • Trump’s a billionaire, really? Why couldn’t he pay for his appeals bond? He had to beg for a reduction of the amount of the bond, then get a loan from a loan shark. Billionaire my ass.

    @markanthonycastillo8262@markanthonycastillo8262Ай бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/eJuBdZaZpWOMlps/bejne.html

      @bimmebeau@bimmebeauАй бұрын
    • I think it's on paper. But then, we know he lies on his financial statements so...

      @gryjffrs@gryjffrsАй бұрын
    • I don't think you understand that people don't just carry around 500 million dollars If u check Jeff bezos bank account he doesn't have the money physically there It would be tied up in stocks, properties, and business ventures No rich person just has that money laying around, that's why they said they'd seize his assests instead because that's where his money is

      @timnasthay4276@timnasthay4276Ай бұрын
    • It's probably assets or something. Then again, assets can be sold, it's why the IRS or whatever takes your stuff if you don't have the money. He could have sold stuff he owned, but nooooo, Donny wants what he has and can't sell it 🙄

      @lina9535@lina9535Ай бұрын
    • Because big LJ is in charge breaking the law

      @sl-te2xh@sl-te2xhАй бұрын
  • I've lived in the same house for over 50 years and no one ever hid in my bushes or climbed through a window except my teenage son when he was sneaking back in after sneaking out.

    @lindalosier5989@lindalosier5989Ай бұрын
    • he was talking about those classified docs he stole from WH

      @sangeet9100@sangeet9100Ай бұрын
    • The undocumented folks I know are all working harder than any American I know. Sweet people. Family oriented. We need them.

      @sherrihutton9335@sherrihutton9335Ай бұрын
    • Maybe type in ‘immigrant’ on the news tab on Google, you will find what Trump is talking about

      @noxianmind706@noxianmind706Ай бұрын
    • Trump was just thinking about his younger days when he was probably a peeper before he moved to bigger crimes.

      @dennislewis9291@dennislewis9291Ай бұрын
    • 🤡 : Migrants… they're out there, somewhere 😱

      @angelestorres6334@angelestorres6334Ай бұрын
  • Those cops should be ashamed!

    @Riley0509@Riley0509Ай бұрын
    • For what? Standing by to protect a former/future US president?

      @MJMcKenzie322@MJMcKenzie322Ай бұрын
    • Qualified shame immunity

      @quesadilla79@quesadilla79Ай бұрын
    • If they are real ones

      @garfield2439@garfield2439Ай бұрын
    • Cops supporting a criminal candidate who promises them unfettered powers? Shows you what many cops are really all about...authority and control.

      @charlesmartin1121@charlesmartin1121Ай бұрын
    • @@MJMcKenzie322 Your favorite rapist fraud is going to prison.

      @Mark_Brooks@Mark_BrooksАй бұрын
  • We all came from migrants, except Native Americans.

    @brooks8792@brooks8792Ай бұрын
    • Even they emigrated from Siberia.

      @thisbushnell2012@thisbushnell2012Ай бұрын
    • Is that why Trump's latest campaign promise is to have us all deported?

      @williamcrowe2576@williamcrowe2576Ай бұрын
    • and blacks folks were brought here

      @BKDREAM09@BKDREAM09Ай бұрын
    • @@BKDREAM09 Against their will.

      @williamcrowe2576@williamcrowe2576Ай бұрын
    • @@williamcrowe2576they can go back anytime they want!

      @electronicfellows2113@electronicfellows2113Ай бұрын
  • He also lied about talking with members of the family of Ruby Garcia, the murdered woman. Neither he nor anyone on his team reached out to any member of her family, either before or after the speech.

    @arloahart@arloahartАй бұрын
  • Taylor might be the only billionaire under 35 that didn’t inherit her money.

    @Max-zg2ci@Max-zg2ciАй бұрын
  • I live in Michigan we have millions of immigrants and we love them.

    @eyeonyouproductions9745@eyeonyouproductions9745Ай бұрын
    • Immigrants are not the problem , it’s “illegal” immigrants that’s the issue.

      @Riclmnopp@RiclmnoppАй бұрын
    • Weirdo. But then again.. no one likes Michigan

      @MaekarManastorm@MaekarManastormАй бұрын
    • Over 110 languages are spoken in Houston, tx. I love H-town.

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweerАй бұрын
    • @@MaekarManastorm Have you seen Ohio?

      @SigEpBlue@SigEpBlueАй бұрын
    • funny you should say that...I live on the w coast of Canada and have a friend who married someone from Michigan. Now she's become a black and jew hater, get the weirdest letters from her @@MaekarManastorm

      @jaygray7102@jaygray7102Ай бұрын
  • Reminder: Trump was the 1st President in decades not to have a pet in The White House, which is just another thing to not like about him.

    @jessetorres8738@jessetorres8738Ай бұрын
    • How many decades? We talking Woodrow Wilson, or further?

      @jkap34@jkap34Ай бұрын
    • Not a valid reason to vote against him, but okay

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • Remember the bald eagle incident

      @nigelgreen9369@nigelgreen9369Ай бұрын
    • why are comments asking for human rights deleted? just asking

      @ARealMensch00@ARealMensch00Ай бұрын
    • @@Conservadouche93 This is the part Zeducation didn't tell you about, Goober.

      @Mark_Brooks@Mark_BrooksАй бұрын
  • _No one_ needs a thousand million dollars! …whilst 90% of the world lives in poverty. The Forbes list makes me angry if anything!

    @thisismetoday@thisismetodayАй бұрын
    • No one NEEDS even a million dollars. But it’s sure nice to live comfortably. Then again a lot of billionaires have started to donate a large share of their wealth. Not nearly enough of them, but it’s a start.

      @MajorWolf72@MajorWolf72Ай бұрын
    • It is disgusting! The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the middle class is shrinking. My pay is definitely not keeping up and I am now poor. Everyone is raising prices, but not giving their employees better pay (unless you are service jobs where they are having a hard time filling positions, but is still too low).

      @elizabethpalumbo6516@elizabethpalumbo6516Ай бұрын
    • @@elizabethpalumbo6516 It’s a global phenomenon. Elected officials aren’t doing their job for the people who elect them, rather they even benefit from either sitting idly and letting this happen or secretly profit from not regulating corporations and businesses. It’s the absolute same here in Germany, and all over Europe as far as I can see. This leads to more votes for extreme parties and extreme political views - Trump/GOP in the case of the USA. So one could argue that by not regulating the market, the Dems are digging their own grave. The U.S. economy is strong - but average Joe doesn’t feel it because he’s getting robbed at the cash register.

      @MajorWolf72@MajorWolf72Ай бұрын
    • Youd have to be some kind of psychopath to want to be a billoinaire.

      @Dennis-gr8ex@Dennis-gr8exАй бұрын
    • Their foundations are a new tax dodge ​@@MajorWolf72

      @ThatOpalGuy@ThatOpalGuyАй бұрын
  • Comedy reveals truths that while laughing awakens the true idiocy of DT. Thank you Mr . Colbert!

    @KaathleenLujan@KaathleenLujanАй бұрын
    • DR. Colbert laughter is great medicine.

      @kalabangle6450@kalabangle6450Ай бұрын
  • Trump was in Grand Rapids, MI for a rally?!? Wow. I live in a red congressional district right next to GR and I had no idea he was here. I'm glad to see the folks who used to have Trump/Pence signs in my neighborhood weren't even talking about him being here for a rally this time. Ha! That makes me pleased. 😊

    @aandrus2169@aandrus2169Ай бұрын
    • The voters in the Congressional District which includes GR decided that the MAGA Republican running for the House was too crazy for them. Instead, they voted for a Democrat to go to Congress from the GR area for the first time since Watergate.

      @gogreen7794@gogreen7794Ай бұрын
    • @@gogreen7794 Now that is more like it! I grew up in Wyoming and graduated CC and GVSU.Hearing about that Wyoming mayor just floored me. my cousin has a law office right next to city hall for decades.Sending that dem from GR shows the recovery of a moral compass

      @dgrant7291@dgrant7291Ай бұрын
    • @@gogreen7794comforting thoughts!

      @jcoopes5604@jcoopes5604Ай бұрын
    • Come with us. I don't believe you will be in anyway disappointed ...

      @missdollydawg2615@missdollydawg2615Ай бұрын
    • Great news, thanks for that!

      @kcbowman4042@kcbowman4042Ай бұрын
  • I live 60 miles from the border. WTF is he talking about?

    @ninalehman9054@ninalehman9054Ай бұрын
    • Yuma was great this winter. Except for the racist snowbirds.

      @matthew3136@matthew3136Ай бұрын
    • @@matthew3136 Right? Hey, snowbirds, this used to be part of Mexico. Deal with it. Not to mention, they don’t mind eating the delicious food from Latin American countries. Now I want a pupusa or ten…

      @ninalehman9054@ninalehman9054Ай бұрын
    • Check your bushes apparently 😂

      @melissalayton213@melissalayton213Ай бұрын
    • ​@@melissalayton213yep rump wants to come search through our bushes like Israel is doing for Palestine.

      @tiffystrangebirdbrown6844@tiffystrangebirdbrown6844Ай бұрын
    • nothing, as usual

      @sangeet9100@sangeet9100Ай бұрын
  • They're coming in through the windows, leaving documents in your bathroom...

    @XanderMax@XanderMaxАй бұрын
  • I am a Mexican American my grandparents were immigrants I got so upset when he calls us animals. But KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA is coming

    @christinabaca5470@christinabaca5470Ай бұрын
    • Because they don't think Trump is talking about THEM.

      @zyxwut321@zyxwut321Ай бұрын
    • @user-zg9st8ox3m Machismo?

      @bimmebeau@bimmebeauАй бұрын
    • @user-zg9st8ox3mbecause like most other races, there’s self hating racists amongst us…plus brainwashing has paid well for the rich everywhere, they divide the poors by blaming the more poor for their woes. Also in Mexico classism is a big problem and again as all class warfare goes they pit us against each other with the use of religion and racism.

      @el_chavez@el_chavezАй бұрын
    • ​@user-zg9st8ox3m there are fools everywhere you look. still, it's a tiny minority who support him (especially in public LOL)

      @angelestorres6334@angelestorres6334Ай бұрын
    • Trump is calling criminals and gang members animals..... All this reminds me of when he said the same thing about MS13 and people didn't bother doing any research If your opinion of trump is really being formed by poorly edited and clips clearly not in context idk what to tell u You can not like trump for many valid reasons but him saying criminals are bad people should not be debatable

      @princemalcolm7195@princemalcolm7195Ай бұрын
  • Isnt Melania also a migrant from Slovenia? Did trump just called Melania an "animal"?

    @twijayamail@twijayamailАй бұрын
    • Good point! Ivana too!

      @Joelswinger34@Joelswinger34Ай бұрын
    • No. Just Mexicans count.

      @rolandreyna215@rolandreyna215Ай бұрын
    • She’s an escort from slovenia

      @themachine8009@themachine8009Ай бұрын
    • Trump was referring to gang members and people who delete others.... But of course someone saying criminals are bad isn't quite as good a headline as PSYCHO HATES ALL ILLEGALS

      @princemalcolm7195@princemalcolm7195Ай бұрын
    • Yep his kids except for Tiffany are all from “animals” no wonder Ivapid needed Plastic surgery!

      @bonniejosavland3227@bonniejosavland3227Ай бұрын
  • ‘Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald tRump is gone, but your dishonor will remain’… Liz Cheney, June 9, 2022

    @Sandrae7560@Sandrae7560Ай бұрын
    • Liz Cheney is just as bad I mean she’s related to dick Cheney she practically votes with trump on like 85% issues. Just doesn’t like the mean tweets.

      @TherealCouchking@TherealCouchkingАй бұрын
    • Great quote, terrible person. Liz Cheney is still a pro-gun nut and a firm pro-life, oops, anti-women supporter. Luckily for us she is not running for President. Otherwise Trump's victory is assured.

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa1211Ай бұрын
    • @Therealcouchking You’ve ever read the Jan 6 report?

      @henrikryden8682@henrikryden8682Ай бұрын
    • @@Chez8922-kf6cy bruh we literally had a civil war what are talking about trump ain’t worse then that lmao

      @TherealCouchking@TherealCouchkingАй бұрын
    • @@henrikryden8682 shit was overrated as fuck ain’t nothing happened Sure some people got arrested but the supposed mastermind trump is still walking free and running for president so who cares about the god damn paperwork

      @TherealCouchking@TherealCouchkingАй бұрын
  • I love watching the people in the background during dumpsters' podium rants. 😂 They all know he is talking out his ass! Bwaaahahahaa!

    @CraftAmundous@CraftAmundousАй бұрын
  • I’ve lived in Alaska my entire life and have NEVER seen an eclipse…of any kind, ever!! I moved to Texas last year and we are in the path of totality! I’m 53. Sort of a bucket list item…CHECK!! 😁😁😁😁

    @kddicks5115@kddicks5115Ай бұрын
    • Of it's not overcast here Monday I will experience my second. The first was less than a decade ago.

      @cathywethington5913@cathywethington5913Ай бұрын
    • Moving to Texas is a high price to pay for seeing an eclipse. I hope, for your sake, that the matter of abortion never comes up in your life and you don't mind your Attorney General being a crook,

      @bimmebeau@bimmebeauАй бұрын
    • Good luck with that eclipse.... wishing you all good weather. (I have relatives in Texas, so excited for eclipse and dreading overcast skies.)

      @katharinenoble1682@katharinenoble1682Ай бұрын
  • A billion dollars is an obscene amount of money for anyone to have.

    @martin2289@martin2289Ай бұрын
    • Wrong.

      @captainjefferies9047@captainjefferies9047Ай бұрын
    • Meh, it's like the millionaires of the 90s. People with REAL money are not remotely interested in them. But these wealth tourists ARE spending their money to try and undermine you voting, so do vote. They are just choosing whoever won't make them pay their fair share back into the country, that's all. Anything else they push, like religion or conservatism or tradition, is ALL about that. They just want to protect their money while also taking yours in the form of wages, benefits, social services, schools, hospitals, libraries. You peasants don't need any of that!😂

      @PhoenixProdLLC@PhoenixProdLLCАй бұрын
    • ​@captainjefferies9047 You are wrong. No one should possess 1000 million dollars. Have you lost your f##king mind?

      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn@KiloMintoni-kg4knАй бұрын
    • Except Taylor Swift. "They" tried to ruin her. But she came out winning. She is paid because she is a great entertainer. Traitor Trump is a billionaire who begs for money 😂

      @manueldaniel2654@manueldaniel2654Ай бұрын
    • And yet many of them are asset rich but cash poor, apparently!

      @smoothrocky1847@smoothrocky1847Ай бұрын
  • How can any of those "LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS" stand there & be a part of this CRIMINAL`S show.

    @paulshaw5119@paulshaw5119Ай бұрын
    • They are equally racist

      @gilbertbees6941@gilbertbees6941Ай бұрын
    • Most likely they be crimin' too.

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa1211Ай бұрын
    • It’s stomach churning to see the police stand there while he spews garbage about their governor. He also tried to steal the electoral votes from their state.

      @Hummingbird50@Hummingbird50Ай бұрын
    • I want to know how those people are. We have a right to know who those people are.

      @nolankrueger9479@nolankrueger9479Ай бұрын
    • US Police are predominantly right-wing leaning. If Trump became the dictator he wants to be Fl. Polka County police would be SS ( Gespatcho ) HQ.

      @bluegold21@bluegold21Ай бұрын
  • There was a missed opportunity for “climbing thru your windows, snatching your people up, hide your kids hide your wife” to be used there lol

    @AlexOnBass@AlexOnBassАй бұрын
    • That was great

      @anitajohnson819@anitajohnson819Ай бұрын
    • I thought the same thing! I actually heard that line in the song voice in my head

      @s.o.3753@s.o.3753Ай бұрын
    • Lmao I was just about to say 😅😂 I was wondering who else remembered that 🤣

      @angiethepanda9184@angiethepanda9184Ай бұрын
  • Love…love..love..all the white guys standing behind the great orange Cheeto ……that’s the Republican Party in a nutshell!🤩

    @melodysopinionfrannie4300@melodysopinionfrannie4300Ай бұрын
  • Trumps needs to be in prison not on the campaign trail spreading his lies

    @jacobgood4842@jacobgood4842Ай бұрын
    • hehehe, cope harder. He'll win.

      @JordanJ01@JordanJ01Ай бұрын
    • why if i advocate for human rights in the comments are my comments deleted? is that a violation of rules

      @ARealMensch00@ARealMensch00Ай бұрын
    • Why are comments about palestine deleted? what terms does it violate?

      @ARealMensch00@ARealMensch00Ай бұрын
    • ​@@ARealMensch00You are complaining about Google on a Google owned property. Do you really expect an acceptable answer?

      @SayAhh@SayAhhАй бұрын
    • Hey, Colbert’s the one spreading lies here. Trump didn’t call all migrants animals, just those who committed crimes like rape and murder. Don’t fall for it! Watch the speech and you WILL see!

      @MJMcKenzie322@MJMcKenzie322Ай бұрын
  • Taylor Swift being a billionaire has to upset Trump and Fox.

    @exDivinityFPS@exDivinityFPSАй бұрын
    • I think if you're literally anyone, cheering for a fucking billionaire is stupid as shit?

      @HappyLarry.@HappyLarry.Ай бұрын
  • 5:09 the reaction of that girl and boy behind his right shoulder.😂😂 when he lies about winning. Aren’t these “paid supporters” of his supposed to be “good actors” when they sit behind him?! 😂😂😂😂👁️👁️👀

    @user-wn5cn4ue2j@user-wn5cn4ue2jАй бұрын
  • Musicians learn Trump is playing their stuff at rallies and sends him cease and desist orders. Trump has run out of music from the US, so now he's hoping the Latin artists won't suspect he's co-opting their stuff as well.

    @zedmelon@zedmelonАй бұрын
    • Yeah, he used Italian Bocelli singing a Spanish song.

      @BM-uk3sh@BM-uk3shАй бұрын
    • Fake News! Trump plays Proud To Be An American as his entrance song at every rally because literally everything about his campaign is just the worst parts of the Bush Administration.

      @DoctorBiobrain@DoctorBiobrainАй бұрын
    • Don't be surprised if he plays the Volga Boatsmen's Song.

      @Mike-li5yq@Mike-li5yqАй бұрын
    • What's the name of the song?

      @DuranmanX@DuranmanXАй бұрын
    • Listen to Ray Steven's " Mr Businessman " Ray is a legend This song is strong and fits Dump perfectly Ray is conservative but I would welcome him back to humanity Conservatives are greedy , selfish , vapid sociopaths and I am being kind in that description Oh I left out hypocrites and liars Silly me 😮

      @jamesmorett6184@jamesmorett6184Ай бұрын
  • At least Taylor actually works hard for her money, pays and treats her people well and gives huge bonuses.

    @starshinedragonsong3045@starshinedragonsong3045Ай бұрын
    • Do you not see the problem saying this? No one should be a billionaire. They’re all pieces of shit and take advantage of thousands of people for their own gain. $5000 a ticket is not someone to praise. It’s safe to assume every billionaire in that list all “worked” for their money, and pay big bonuses to their executive buddies, just like I’m sure Taylor’s entourages takes in 7 figure for being her friend.

      @nuudelz3711@nuudelz3711Ай бұрын
    • Wow, you are a well trained serf to defend the greed of your owner, slave. All billionaires suck. All landlords suck. All corporations suck. Some suck more than others, but they still suck.

      @sderoski1@sderoski1Ай бұрын
    • She’s generating a lot of business for restaurants, hotels, etc. everywhere she tours. I think she’s a great role model for her young fans.

      @StrawberryShortcake12335@StrawberryShortcake12335Ай бұрын
    • That's the fascinating part. She's known to pay her people well and give large bonuses, and she STILL has more money than she could ever need or spend in her lifetime. Really goes to show, the rich could very well pay their employees quite well and still be richer than most of us could dream of, but they'll be damned if they'll do it willingly.

      @Fir7shadow@Fir7shadow29 күн бұрын
  • A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT...!!!!!

    @NigelLouis-he8yc@NigelLouis-he8ycАй бұрын
  • At this point his racism isn't just disgusting. It's also bleakly and sadly blatantly obvious.

    @cyrussoxlegion@cyrussoxlegionАй бұрын
    • The news networks should cover all the gory details of Trump's demented cult rallies so everyone can see how absolute insane this guy clearly is.

      @martin2289@martin2289Ай бұрын
    • Nauseating and infuriating.

      @marjoriegarland2798@marjoriegarland2798Ай бұрын
    • and obviously popular among his cult members 😢.

      @cherylcampbell9369@cherylcampbell9369Ай бұрын
    • Trump’s racism was blatant when he began his campaign, descending that escalator and making disparaging remarks.

      @sharonsmalls6846@sharonsmalls6846Ай бұрын
    • what surprised me was, he appeared to be reading his racist comments off a sheet of paper. no wonder he sounds like a 2 year old learning how to read.

      @jaygray7102@jaygray7102Ай бұрын
  • Billionaires shouldn't be a thing at all.

    @223Drone@223DroneАй бұрын
    • I think it's fine if they pay their taxes...

      @jeanbeans7926@jeanbeans7926Ай бұрын
    • that depends. Current-Dollar Billionaires? yes, that shouldn't happen. But if inflation is so high that everybody is a billionair and nobody buy a loaf of bread with it? Well, then i don't mind anymore, because we all have very different problems...

      @caligo7918@caligo7918Ай бұрын
    • Would be ok if the people lowest on the bar then at least were millionaires.

      @athgowla687@athgowla687Ай бұрын
    • What a stupid premise. What's the magic cutoff point? 500 mil? 100 mil? One mil? Pick a number, then try to justify it. It's not about how much you have; it's about how you got it and how you use it. I'm sure most of us have come across someone who stole twenty bucks from another person's wallet just to go score some crack.

      @davidanderson_surrey_bc@davidanderson_surrey_bcАй бұрын
    • @@davidanderson_surrey_bcTry and educate yourself a little. Inheritance is one of the primary reasons to get rich. Money stays in families over centuries. So does poverty if you don't get a break. Rich people work hard? You think all people running short of money are lazy? Some have 3 jobs to make ends meet, let alone they will ever become rich. Because a second reason people become rich is luck. A lot of people work hard or have bright ideas. But a lot of times luck makes the difference between becoming rich of your idea and failing. I don't like guys stealing twenty bucks to score crack, but I also don't like rich people avoiding taxes and/or committing fraud to become even richer. To the ones that made it by themselves: I say, good for you. Also admit you had some portion of luck getting there and share with people who were not that lucky.

      @athgowla687@athgowla687Ай бұрын
  • 4:22 "snatching your people up, hide your kids, hide your wife, I have no idea where Melania is."

    @taracurry5816@taracurry5816Ай бұрын
  • I just looked down at my bush, and couldn't find anyone hiding there 😂

    @lynnebucher6537@lynnebucher6537Ай бұрын
    • would you like someone to?

      @user-sv9nb8ky2t@user-sv9nb8ky2tАй бұрын
    • Lol!!

      @janemlee6701@janemlee6701Ай бұрын
  • In ten or so years, people will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.

    @biginfo7386@biginfo7386Ай бұрын
    • Like Germans denying they supported Mr Funny Mustache after WW2.

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweerАй бұрын
    • But the objective evidence will remain, continuing to prove them wrong day in and day out.

      @theduder2617@theduder2617Ай бұрын
    • @@grmpEqweer After the war, an American journalist sarcastically congratulated Adolf, given how he'd apparently run a country where everybody claimed that they had always hated him.

      @paulgibbon5991@paulgibbon5991Ай бұрын
    • You’re assuming they’ll survive the next big health emergency…

      @smoothrocky1847@smoothrocky1847Ай бұрын
    • @@theduder2617 and unfortunately, we will have to dBrief and hear his name for another hundred years. UGG.

      @LollieVox@LollieVoxАй бұрын
  • How on earth can those law enforcement officers stand behind that man? UFB.

    @dkeddi8@dkeddi8Ай бұрын
    • Because cops support fascists. Every time.

      @00SmileTime00@00SmileTime00Ай бұрын
  • His only platform is fear. And he blocked the bipartisan bill! Lock him up!

    @hilpei3675@hilpei3675Ай бұрын
  • So Trump's strategy is basically to tell Michigan that they didn't vote enough against him and they'll need to overwhelmingly vote this year so he can't lie about it?

    @KalleNoble@KalleNobleАй бұрын
  • I think Trump got migrants and raccoons confused.

    @GusCraft460@GusCraft460Ай бұрын
    • 🦝 coming for your food scraps.

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweerАй бұрын
  • "Tremendous Dumps!!..........Like we've never even seen before!"

    @johnhammond9962@johnhammond9962Ай бұрын
    • Resident Dump.

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweerАй бұрын
    • It was a very bigly dump NO other president could dump as Bigly as Trump

      @jamesmorett6184@jamesmorett6184Ай бұрын
  • Colbert will retain his crown as the best of late night.

    @ajdailey3698@ajdailey3698Ай бұрын
    • Unless Trump throws him in prison

      @anitajohnson819@anitajohnson819Ай бұрын
  • Seriously this just writes itself! Easiest money for you Mr Colbert! 😂😂😂😂

    @mariaking7221@mariaking7221Ай бұрын
  • I love you Stephen Colbert you're keeping America sane thank you 🥰

    @DustyJones1997BGCL@DustyJones1997BGCLАй бұрын
    • And the rest of us! Love from Belgium.

      @lilianevanbel3123@lilianevanbel3123Ай бұрын
  • FFS. Who is still saying, "Oh yeah, he sounds perfectly sane." We ARE IN the idiocracy matrix

    @joesmith-wr8vw@joesmith-wr8vwАй бұрын
    • 2006 movie Idiocracy is depicting current mentality in maggots.

      @johnramirez5032@johnramirez5032Ай бұрын
  • As someone who lives not far from Niagara Falls, I gotta say, that bit about the fences is sooo real. D: I swear, every time I'm there, there's some family who crawled past the barriers to get a better photo.

    @kaiateya@kaiateyaАй бұрын
  • 5:46 "They were dumps, huge dumps BIG MASSIVE DUMPS" 💩💩💩💩💩

    @kittyonmydesk5532@kittyonmydesk5532Ай бұрын
  • I hope Jack Smith also gives SCOTUS a stern lecture for helping Trump delay his trial.

    @charlesmartin1121@charlesmartin1121Ай бұрын
    • SCROTUS

      @PaulMarceau@PaulMarceauАй бұрын
    • They don't care... unfortunately

      @terasesnyder1626@terasesnyder1626Ай бұрын
  • Everytime i hear trump talk my brain cells line up on a cliff and jumping off one by one. I really miss how Obama talks and act especially on the international stage.

    @bunnyfufu9933@bunnyfufu9933Ай бұрын
    • Well...he still did drone strikes on a LOT of innocent people.

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweerАй бұрын
    • @@grmpEqweer Obama's foreign policy was pretty poor but Trump ramped up the drone strike numbers and reduced accountability when it came to reporting civilian casualties, which is something I never seen brought up when talking about Obama's drone strikes.

      @tomcat4195@tomcat4195Ай бұрын
  • *"NOBODY"* Deserves to be a billionaire. Nobody. People across the world are starving and going without healthcare.

    @gutterspeak@gutterspeakАй бұрын
  • Ugh! I'm in Southern Indiana in the direct path of the eclipse and they're talking about chaotic traffic that day so I've just decided I'll stay home that day and just watch the eclipse in my front yard. I have a pair of the glasses so I guess I'm all set. If it winds up being cloudy Monday though, I'm gonna laugh my ass off!!

    @Rebel9668@Rebel9668Ай бұрын
    • Make sure they are the safe glasses, I’ve heard of ppl selling fake ones, I personally don’t know how tell the difference! Hahah just be safe.

      @daveg-Vancouver_Island@daveg-Vancouver_IslandАй бұрын
  • lmao at "bible salesman, defendant"

    @nikaneekz.@nikaneekz.Ай бұрын
  • Trump said 'a lot of dumps happened.' Well he and his toilet would know best about that.

    @charlesmartin1121@charlesmartin1121Ай бұрын
    • I'm sure he was taking a 3 am dump when he did the Covfefe Tweet

      @shocktrauma85@shocktrauma85Ай бұрын
  • Nobody "deserves" to be a billionaire. Not even Taylor Swift.

    @Reinshark@ReinsharkАй бұрын
  • In this world with so much suffering and the way the systemic system has failed so many- no one deserves to be a billionaire.

    @caileach1@caileach1Ай бұрын
  • I just got my taxes back. It made me a thousandaire again.

    @rickhamilton2959@rickhamilton2959Ай бұрын
  • He is trying to keep the poor suburbanites and rural folks in a state of perpetual fear of others. 🤨

    @Darknamja@DarknamjaАй бұрын
    • Yup. Fear of the unknown, because most Immigrants are in cities. That's where the jobs are.

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweerАй бұрын
    • Trump can not keep facts straight … his mind is in a total state of turmoil

      @cathyleatherman3097@cathyleatherman3097Ай бұрын
    • That's how he ran in 2016. Fear of the 'other'. That's all he has. 'Fear thy neighbour'. Then calls himself a Christian.

      @lynelizabeth-kl9dp@lynelizabeth-kl9dpАй бұрын
  • Why is it that Billionaires don't pay their FAIR SHARE of taxes?!?

    @user-tg9gt9oz2g@user-tg9gt9oz2gАй бұрын
  • "It's Moon o'clock somewhere." just became one of my favorite phrases.

    @DanieltheTruebadour@DanieltheTruebadourАй бұрын
  • Trump, the only "billionaire" who needs to hawk bibles, sneakers, bits of his own suit, and NFTs to pay his legal bills

    @heartofdawn2341@heartofdawn2341Ай бұрын
  • Can we mention how amazing Louis Cato is? Love this band. All brilliant.

    @johnhouse3898@johnhouse3898Ай бұрын
  • I had to laugh at they are hiding in the bushes

    @gailyou9005@gailyou9005Ай бұрын
  • Why are those law enforcement officials even doing there? They're ok with this guy?

    @pascalgaudreau1381@pascalgaudreau1381Ай бұрын
  • Repeating that phrase to his supporters is normalizing his extremist supporters to violence. That is bad and should not be allowed under the law.

    @TevrenEndrigan@TevrenEndriganАй бұрын
    • In the UK, it would in fact be a criminal act.

      @terryhunt2659@terryhunt2659Ай бұрын
    • Trump is a devil. Spreaading hate and anyother despicable angle he can . This behavior is an insult to humanity. Wake up trumpsters before its too late.

      @johnramirez5032@johnramirez5032Ай бұрын
    • Hate speech should be illegal hate and that should be enforced. It is dangerous. Since trump took office in 2016, incidents of hate in the U.S. has risen exponentially. It's truly frightening that people who have grown up in a supposed democracy are willing to demonize others - whether for ethnicity, religion, gender or sexual orientation

      @cathywethington5913@cathywethington5913Ай бұрын
  • ok, time for Ms. Swift to support democracy, her fans and Joe Biden. 🔵

    @tinay9491@tinay9491Ай бұрын
    • Taylor Swift is a decent wonderful person and so is Jeff Bozo's ex wife Elon Musk critized her for being a philanthropist Musk was born in Michigan His family moved to Canada and then immigrated to South Africa Trump said Musk was born in Mongolia with Obama

      @jamesmorett6184@jamesmorett6184Ай бұрын
  • NH is going to raise like half their budget off of speeding tickets with this eclipse

    @robgriffin4801@robgriffin4801Ай бұрын
  • Can you identified the police officers with Donald? They should be held accountable as fascists.

    @arthursansnom4289@arthursansnom4289Ай бұрын
  • who are those law enforcement officers behind him? The should be sacked

    @Gregoryismnz@GregoryismnzАй бұрын
    • They were the Texas cops from Uvalde high school Who were cowards

      @jamesmorett6184@jamesmorett6184Ай бұрын
  • They climbin’ in yo windows They snatchin’ yo people up

    @bj0rnen@bj0rnenАй бұрын
    • Thank you

      @shannonfinn8111@shannonfinn8111Ай бұрын
    • Hide yo kids Hide yo wives?

      @tonis5140@tonis5140Ай бұрын
    • I was waiting for that clip to play… a “classic.”

      @markstevens1729@markstevens1729Ай бұрын
    • One of them married my aunt. ...Deserves a medal for being able to tolerate her motormouth.😂 Happy marriage.

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweerАй бұрын
    • One of us married your aunt?

      @Carlins_Prophet@Carlins_ProphetАй бұрын
  • Just what the world needed right now. A god-rich class. Because the handful of them we have right now don't effect multiple assects of our daily lives at the whim of thier personal vanity projects and social grievances.... Oh😶wait.

    @GreyCrowe@GreyCroweАй бұрын
  • If trump has 2.2 billion , why is he struggling to pay his court stuff? Hey, im just asking questions

    @ericthered1461@ericthered1461Ай бұрын
  • I miss the years you would not utter Dumpy’s name 😵‍💫

    @litwin707@litwin707Ай бұрын
  • Even still, no one deserves to be a billionaire

    @derrickstorm6976@derrickstorm6976Ай бұрын
  • lol 😂 and he married twice immigrants are they animals too???

    @LanaKaniuka-nl6ek@LanaKaniuka-nl6ekАй бұрын
  • For those that remember phone books, have you ever thought about how Dick Wolf wold be listed? I'll see myself back to being 14 now...

    @TheREALJosephTurner@TheREALJosephTurnerАй бұрын
  • Donnie might not be in jail yet, but he is in a prison of his deteriorating mind as it flails with the unraveling of his actions. Must really suck to be him... 😂

    @Opus313@Opus313Ай бұрын
    • Dude, you've already Said this recently. Be creative

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche93Ай бұрын
    • ​@@Conservadouche93 Thanks for paying attention to my posts, douche...

      @Opus313@Opus313Ай бұрын
    • ​@@Conservadouche93'creative' like donnie? @Opus313 statement is true, has been and shall continue to be so.

      @thisbushnell2012@thisbushnell2012Ай бұрын
  • "They're hiding in bushes" 😂😂 👍

    @GTARC-2023@GTARC-2023Ай бұрын
  • Stephen was on fire🔥😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

    @corrieallen9818@corrieallen9818Ай бұрын
  • If Ttump is a billionaire, then I'm the King of England

    @lordtorka@lordtorkaАй бұрын
  • I am over 50 years old. I was born to a Naval officer during the end of the Vietnam War. My heritage includes Ashkenazi and the people whom persecute them. My maternal line has been in texas for 177 years. The ONLY people who have ever stolen from me, assaulted me, or violated me sexually look like me.

    @philoctetes_wordsworth@philoctetes_wordsworthАй бұрын
    • Ouch. Sorry to hear that happened. I hope you’re well. ✌️🍎

      @moonshoes11@moonshoes11Ай бұрын
    • Same.

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweerАй бұрын
    • Thank you for your service, and sorry to hear about your tragedies. Hopefully they taught you well about how to identify monsters who took the shape of men. And I hope you recognized them in Donald Trump as well as help keep his orange butt out of the White House by voting against him.

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa1211Ай бұрын
    • 💙🌊💙🌊💙

      @nstark1066@nstark1066Ай бұрын
    • Just because, for instance, a mandatory city evaluation, for like a fire or maybe a tornado or something, people think it gives them the right to steal from their neighbors smh...Respect for thy neighbor is no more, sadly...

      @andrewli1519@andrewli1519Ай бұрын
  • THANKYOU EVIE FOR LETTING STEPHEN to Keep doing the show!

    @OneKindWord@OneKindWordАй бұрын
  • was expecting him to burst into "CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS, SNATCHING YOUR PEOPLE UP~ HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE"

    @Xiyuyu@XiyuyuАй бұрын
  • Fckn right on. Never forget that in order to become a billionaire you need to have already been sitting on more wealth than you could ever need and actively decided not to use it to help others or make the world better. There's not one billionaire who isn't evil.

    @rmtab6511@rmtab6511Ай бұрын
  • If you're gonna make a new holiday, why not make election day a holiday? but of course they'll never do that, that could mean people would actually be able to get out and vote

    @St33ldancer@St33ldancerАй бұрын
    • Ask your Republican leaders.

      @bwenluck9812@bwenluck9812Ай бұрын
    • I've been saying that since 2020

      @jmae8957@jmae8957Ай бұрын
  • Can't wait for more images of Trump staring directly at the sun unprotected! 😁😁

    @PsychoticWolfie@PsychoticWolfieАй бұрын
  • They're hiding in bushes... bushes of love.

    @Teshia@TeshiaАй бұрын
  • "I got a very strong door'😂😂😂

    @pjaworek6793@pjaworek6793Ай бұрын
  • Totally obscene that anyone has a billion dollars. making 200,000/year it will take 5000 years to get to 1 billion.

    @swarsi12@swarsi12Ай бұрын
    • Who's even making $200,000?! I have a Bachelor's degree but I'm not even remotely close to making that kind of money!

      @marniekilbourne608@marniekilbourne608Ай бұрын
    • ​@@marniekilbourne608 Pretty sure that was the point. _Even at_ $200k per year...

      @zedmelon@zedmelonАй бұрын
    • @@marniekilbourne608 I run my own small biz. Same boat as you friend. I don't even see myself owning my own house with a wife and kids still and I'm almost 40. Sad right? And that's you and me, some of the more successful people in run away capitalism... Just goes to show you how much better the rich have it over the middle class and poor.

      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342Ай бұрын
    • And that's assuming NO taxes!

      @birbsandsports@birbsandsportsАй бұрын
    • I hear we may be heading toward having our first 'trillionaire'. To give you an idea of how much a trillion is, if I handed you a dollar bill every second, it would take me roughly 31,700 YEARS to hand you a trillion dollars.

      @Pete_R63@Pete_R63Ай бұрын
  • Always some good laughs from Colbert and his wonderful writers - thank you all!

    @pbunting5143@pbunting5143Ай бұрын
    • Definitely laughing at this guy. Hoax spreader.

      @MJMcKenzie322@MJMcKenzie322Ай бұрын
    • ​@@MJMcKenzie322 what hoax? Lol Everything he talked about happened.

      @christopherporter2459@christopherporter2459Ай бұрын
    • @@christopherporter2459 then let me ask you a question: who did Trump call “animals?”

      @MJMcKenzie322@MJMcKenzie322Ай бұрын
  • With Trump, every accusation is a confession.

    @Arational@ArationalАй бұрын
  • I’m Mexican-American and I’ll admit I had to climb thru my window (in Michigan) once because I accidentally locked myself out,,so that’s 1 😂😂😂😂

    @user-ew6kt7oc8o@user-ew6kt7oc8oАй бұрын
  • Some great energy in the audience tonight. You can see how much it energizes Stephen!

    @TheFiddleFaddle@TheFiddleFaddleАй бұрын
  • Once again, extremely good writing and delivery. Stephen has the best monologues of late night TV.

    @johnhouse3898@johnhouse3898Ай бұрын
    • Yes. You are 💯% correct.

      @mammawlee@mammawleeАй бұрын
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