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Happy Pi Day! | Will Trump’s VP Pick Be A Democrat? | Elon Musk Cancels Don Lemon’s X Show

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
2024 ж. 14 Нау.
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Stephen kicks off his March 14th monologue with a tribute to Pi Day, then looks into speculation about Donald Trump’s choice of running mate, and the news that Elon Musk fired Don Lemon hours after sitting for an interview with the former CNN anchor.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

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  • 0:42 "I'm a little Despot, tall but stout Here is my toupe, here is my pout. When I lose my money, then I shout Vladdy? Saudi? Help me out!"

    @paulj8539@paulj85392 ай бұрын

    • 👏👏👏👏

      @garfield2439@garfield24392 ай бұрын

    • Brilliant, but LOSE not loose!

      @sheilaboston7051@sheilaboston70512 ай бұрын

    • 🎖️👍🏼

      @nartouzumaki8232@nartouzumaki82322 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

      @leslieholton-mumenthaler9424@leslieholton-mumenthaler94242 ай бұрын

    • You need to publish and copyright! 😂😂❤❤😂😂

      @weegiewarbler@weegiewarbler2 ай бұрын

  • A thing called treason .

    @michaelmccullough7309@michaelmccullough73092 ай бұрын

    • Sounds like an album of the J6 choir with Trump talk-singing over them!😂

      @TheArgiShow@TheArgiShow2 ай бұрын

    • Yes! Thank you! And he also led a terrorist attack against us. JUST like Osama Bin Laden.

      @dfadden62@dfadden622 ай бұрын

  • Stephen Colbert was on absolute 🔥🔥🔥 Last night 👏👏👏👏👏

    @kciN1221@kciN12212 ай бұрын

    • You r gay 👏

      @Theprincess420@Theprincess4202 ай бұрын

  • "No one's ever taken classified documents like Trump, in terms of legally"

    @Janootz@Janootz2 ай бұрын

  • “A thing called an ocean”…. And everyday we in the UK thank the good Lord for that!

    @geraldswan2476@geraldswan24762 ай бұрын

    • An ocean may separate the UK from the USA, but it a very narrow strait that separates Siberia from Alaska.

      @froglady7491@froglady74912 ай бұрын

    • _"We have a thing called an ocean between us, right? And it's tremendously big and tremendously wet. This is a tough ocean, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water. It certainly is not good, in terms of badly."_

      @zesty9815@zesty98152 ай бұрын

    • @@zesty9815 The full statement may be ridiculous, but the very first part of it - there is an ocean between us - is misleading. It actuality, the distance between Russia and the USA is 2.5 miles. That is the distance between Big Diomede and Little Diomede. These are two islands in the Bering Strait, one belonging to Russia and the other to the USA. Even if you ignore these islands, it is only 55 miles across the Bering Strait. Russia doesn’t have to go through Europe and then cross an ocean to get to the USA.

      @froglady7491@froglady74912 ай бұрын

    • @gretchenbradfield8950 Russia doesn't even have to cross the Bering Strait, it has its operatives and money already in the US working to elect its puppet: trump.

      @Byzantina1204@Byzantina12042 ай бұрын

    • I take stuff too serious sometimes but come on guys seriously!! 🤭

      @wendycregan2147@wendycregan21472 ай бұрын

  • In the novel 1984, George Orwell invented "newspeak". Trump has created "dumbspeak", "creepyweirdspeak" and also "slurredspeak".

    @JLee-rt6ve@JLee-rt6ve2 ай бұрын

    • And double-speak, his staple tactic.

      @TheRealSnakePlisken@TheRealSnakePlisken2 ай бұрын

    • @@TheRealSnakePlisken and he thought-crimed repeatedly

      @cmdraftbrn@cmdraftbrn2 ай бұрын

    • @@TheRealSnakePlisken course repugs have been using double speak for decades.

      @BD-zn7nr@BD-zn7nr2 ай бұрын

    • Also " douche speak" 😂

      @pattravers5682@pattravers56822 ай бұрын

    • Always with the accordion hands, too. See saw see saw.

      @texaswunderkind@texaswunderkind2 ай бұрын

  • YAY Fani Willis! 🎉 🙌👏👏👏 Now Get To it Georgia, and that perfectly fine phone call!

    @MajICReiki@MajICReiki2 ай бұрын

    • get that yankee!

      @jv-lk7bc@jv-lk7bc2 ай бұрын

    • I cant believe they took so much stupid intrest in a work fling. Captain Chaos will stall on flimsy points he can to drag this to the election.

      @johnramirez5032@johnramirez50322 ай бұрын

    • Rump will tell us he takes PERFECT SCHITTS. 👾🚽

      @anthon33@anthon332 ай бұрын

    • @@jv-lk7bc okay doodle. Stick a feather 🪶 in your cap!

      @MajICReiki@MajICReiki2 ай бұрын

  • I love Stephen Colbert. It seems that the survival of our democracy will rest on our army of comedians.

    @lupemora6266@lupemora62662 ай бұрын

    • It’s so true

      @adamlayneandersen@adamlayneandersen2 ай бұрын

    • Agreed. We'd be better off with 1 or 2 of them as President.. like Mr. Colbert Jack the Cheesiest or Jon the Smartest Smartass Stewart, or maybe Carrell, Klepper, Chappelle, Bargatze, Burnham... u get it. 😊🇺🇸

      @Guerrero505@Guerrero5052 ай бұрын

    • always has. court ]estors and satirical theater are a long & storied tradition.

      @jv-lk7bc@jv-lk7bc2 ай бұрын

    • This is not true. Ordinary, non-fascist Americans need to take responsibility for their own destiny rather than looking for heroes who will do it for them.

      @EdwardLindon@EdwardLindon2 ай бұрын

    • Actually, it rests with people actually doing the work of voting in every election and actively participating in local and federal politics. Saving democracy isn't someone else's job, it's yours. And it begins by understanding that keeping Trump from being reelected will NOT magically fix everything, and therefore is NOT an excuse to go back to being apathetic about politics. There is no freedom without responsibility.

      @Broccoli_Highkicks@Broccoli_Highkicks2 ай бұрын

  • A thing called brain damage. 😂🤣😂🤣

    @donnaarsenoff8399@donnaarsenoff83992 ай бұрын

    • Should have been "A thing called abrain damage."

      @0RiKola0@0RiKola02 ай бұрын

    • Bigly.

      @TimBear-px9gj@TimBear-px9gj2 ай бұрын

    • Thank God for Stephen, bc without him this insanity is SCARY. Stephen can always make us laugh out loud-he's the best medicine for this most contagious, vile maga virus!

      @michellejester9734@michellejester97342 ай бұрын

    • isnt that a movie lol

      @alwood9148@alwood91482 ай бұрын

    • That definitely required the "bing bing, bing bang bong" at the end.

      @johnsmithe4656@johnsmithe46562 ай бұрын

  • I love how Stephen always commits to properly putting away his invisible props.

    @XopheAdethri@XopheAdethri2 ай бұрын

    • His object work is impeccable

      @TheloniousCube@TheloniousCube2 ай бұрын

    • I still always expect a little Paul Schafer piano flourish.

      @shaggywannabe@shaggywannabe2 ай бұрын

    • Lol I do too!

      @garfield2439@garfield24392 ай бұрын

    • Alll thanks to his improvising days in Chicago.

      @waryaawariiri1812@waryaawariiri18122 ай бұрын

    • I miss Jon Batiste’s piano work complementing Stephen’s imaginary object shelf.

      @mjn245@mjn2452 ай бұрын

  • "picture in a cursed locket that will steal your soul." the writing this week is on point.

    @teeff__@teeff__2 ай бұрын

    • I've been trying to pin down that unsettled feeling every time i see that .. now i know! thank you, Stephen Colbert

      @jv-lk7bc@jv-lk7bc2 ай бұрын

    • “Airbnb host who lingers far too long after you arrive,” was good too.

      @lacountess@lacountess2 ай бұрын

  • Stephen Colbert has the best political comedy writers & his delivery of said jokes is always a pee your pants kind of laughter. Thank you for the healing humor.

    @irenecapozzoli860@irenecapozzoli8602 ай бұрын

  • All of my elder relatives have said that during nearly every election cycle in their lives, people have said 'This is the most important election in history'. This is the first one where they feel that that is truly the case.

    @FoCoPuffs@FoCoPuffs2 ай бұрын

    • So true!

      @justinasherr3@justinasherr32 ай бұрын

    • The battle to save democracy & stump out demagoguery.

      @dennismukoyatv@dennismukoyatv2 ай бұрын

    • Because it might be the last one.

      @jannetteberends8730@jannetteberends87302 ай бұрын

    • Why are Dem constituents sitting on the COMFY COUCH for 8 long YEARS?

      @dawnoceanside7300@dawnoceanside73002 ай бұрын

    • They are correct. EVERY election is the most important one in history. This election is more vital, more critical than any other election in our nation's history thus far. But all of them are equally most important, even if nobody mentions it. This is the election where we once again show Earth that our nation as a whole will never bow to nor accept any dictator. That is why relatives feel a bit stronger about this election cycle as compared to others.

      @theduder2617@theduder26172 ай бұрын

  • Trump is being treated the way he deserves. He has actually been treated better than he should be.

    @BlackCatAlley23@BlackCatAlley232 ай бұрын

    • 💯

      @garfield2439@garfield24392 ай бұрын

    • If he's been treated as every ordinary citizen he would be in prison like his incarcerated supporters from Jan 6. They had no privileges whatsoever

      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313@tyronevaldez-kruger53132 ай бұрын

    • Exactly! 👍🏻

      @annenelson5656@annenelson56562 ай бұрын

    • LOW LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      @jewelpeters294@jewelpeters2942 ай бұрын

    • Wayyyyy better. Nobody else would have been given as much leeway as he has. He's as guilty as charged and I have very little confidence he will be punished at all.

      @edmundkockenlocker4672@edmundkockenlocker46722 ай бұрын

  • LOL!!! I've had just the most stressful, crappy week but Stephen always manages to crack me up and pull me out of that pit!! If I ever get the chance to meet him, I'm giving him a big hug!!! LOL!!

    @terrychancellor4593@terrychancellor45932 ай бұрын

    • Yes, but perhaps you should seek out a better job!.

      @richardknapp8322@richardknapp83222 ай бұрын

  • There's only one thing I want to hear about Trump, and that's a *thing* called GONE!

    @bobbytookalook@bobbytookalook2 ай бұрын

    • ALSO. GONE. FOREVER😊

      @samuellopez1957@samuellopez19572 ай бұрын

    • I'd like a meme with Biden pointing 'You're fired!' but I fear the worst

      @corbeau-_-@corbeau-_-2 ай бұрын

    • Maybe the Dems could get a better candidate? Sorry you guys are so scared.

      @Zorg1776@Zorg17762 ай бұрын

    • Can Joe still point 🤣

      @eugene2876@eugene28762 ай бұрын

    • I don’t get it, you’ve seen both worlds. A world of Trump and a world of Biden. How do you still want Biden over him? All it takes is going to the grocery store.

      @joealsojoe6238@joealsojoe62382 ай бұрын

  • "Water is wet from the standpoint of water." So yes, he does speak like that all the time.

    @JeromeBellon@JeromeBellon2 ай бұрын

    • Also illogical. Water clearly cannot be wet from the standpoint of water.

      @EdwardLindon@EdwardLindon2 ай бұрын

  • At this point, his brain is completely fried in terms of delusionally.

    @taylanac1@taylanac12 ай бұрын

    • He had to cross THAT line before you declared him fried?! I called it nine years ago!

      @terrierqueen4091@terrierqueen40912 ай бұрын

    • @@terrierqueen4091No, he was making a joke about the “in terms of” phrase

      @pattyayers@pattyayers2 ай бұрын

    • He was never very smart, he is American after all. The smart is like 1 in 1000000. But he was never so disoriented. He should be under NFL concussion protocol all the time. Plus my friend @pattyayers is right. I was making a joke.@@pattyayers

      @taylanac1@taylanac12 ай бұрын

    • ​@@taylanac1 look we may on average be criminally underinformed about the rest of the world, but we're not actually stupid. Pretty sure our collective IQ isn't statistically lower than everyone else's.

      @awaredeshmukh3202@awaredeshmukh32022 ай бұрын

    • @@awaredeshmukh3202 ​ I know, I spent 8 years in the US. Enjoyed every minute of it.

      @taylanac1@taylanac12 ай бұрын

  • One of the best monologues ever! 😂

    @JuleWeidenfeld@JuleWeidenfeld2 ай бұрын

  • No better way to start the day than laughing with Stephen Colbert 🙂

    @tamarabeinlich7353@tamarabeinlich73532 ай бұрын

  • Upon hearing Bernie's rousing speech, Marjorie Taylor Greene immediately picked up her phone and demanded to speak to the Gazpacho Police.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage2 ай бұрын

    • MTG was a understudy for the part of Joy in My Name is Earl.

      @williamteuthorn7413@williamteuthorn74132 ай бұрын

    • 😆

      @edmundkockenlocker4672@edmundkockenlocker46722 ай бұрын

    • Watch out for the space lazers

      @tamkid70@tamkid702 ай бұрын

    • @@williamteuthorn7413 MTG was never meant to be more than an understudy. That was supposed to be her whole career. WTH happened? Director got drunk?

      @johnsmithe4656@johnsmithe46562 ай бұрын

    • 😂🎉👏👏 Either way, in these times I can see her actually doing this 😮...

      @zibbielanham@zibbielanham2 ай бұрын

  • Proof that 🤡 is treated unfairly is that he isn't behind bars. VERY unfair.

    @markstevenson6635@markstevenson66352 ай бұрын

    • Exactly.

      @ArksCovenant@ArksCovenant2 ай бұрын

    • You are not interested in fairness. You want Trump harmed because you have been brain washed, fool.

      @Bitdog4U@Bitdog4U2 ай бұрын

    • He should honestly be in Gitmo as a domestic terrorist! He tried to overthrow the government for God's sake!!! Is it going to take him launching a nuke at an American city before we stop acting like this is just politics?

      @paulweston8408@paulweston84082 ай бұрын

    • In unfair he biased SCOTUS with corrupt MAGA puppets

      @bardsamok9221@bardsamok92212 ай бұрын

    • Damn right!

      @viclizardi6152@viclizardi61522 ай бұрын

  • "My Lord may I motorboard you?"... 🤢I may never sleep again! 🤢

    @MsDanyelleM@MsDanyelleM2 ай бұрын

    • "From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent." - H P Lovecraft

      @jv-lk7bc@jv-lk7bc2 ай бұрын

  • Louis Cato. Thank you for existing. You rock.

    @robertbailey4652@robertbailey46522 ай бұрын

  • Don Lemon's gone up in my estimation because of that Musk interview (never really liked Lemon before, but Musk creeps me right out). If you're that focused on doing your job that you'll publicly humiliate your new boss on your first day at work, that shows some integrity.

    @AJeziorski1967@AJeziorski19672 ай бұрын

    • Now Don Lemon can do what Megan Kelly did: become a KZhead Podcaster.

      @seanstravelsandvlogs6233@seanstravelsandvlogs62332 ай бұрын

    • I strongly suspect this was Lemon's plan all along. He's a little too gleeful about being fired...again.

      @elenachristian9860@elenachristian98602 ай бұрын

  • It's funny how Trump feels like he's being treated unfairly when all that's happened is he's being held accountable for his action

    @kingofmexico6290@kingofmexico62902 ай бұрын

    • Except he's NOT. He keeps NOT going to jail. Any normal citizen who behaved as he has in court would have been in jail for contempt, at the VERY least.

      @Kaotiqua@Kaotiqua2 ай бұрын

    • He imagine it's unfair becaues he is projecting and give himself liscense but the thought "why me? Everbody does it". Its how people come to accept their immorality as norma.

      @curtismay2076@curtismay20762 ай бұрын

    • You probably don’t even know what he got charged with or understand the circumstances of the situation lol

      @brandonstrong2048@brandonstrong20482 ай бұрын

    • Don the Con has pretty much gotten away with everything he’s ever done prior to this. He has been committing bank fraud and tax fraud his whole life . He scammed students out of $50 million with his fake Trump University, spent the money donated to his fake charity and his only punishment was he had to repay $25 million to the students he scammed and he had to pay a $2 million fine for the charity fraud. Now that he has finally been charged criminally and he can’t just buy his way out he thinks that is very unfair. The con man has actually been given special treatment because anybody else that made threats against court staff and tried to intimidate witnesses would have been thrown in jail until trial.

      @TC-fx5zu@TC-fx5zu2 ай бұрын

    • Remind you of like every elementary school kid, ever?

      @erichancock6815@erichancock68152 ай бұрын

  • Treated badly? Not nearly as badly as you deserve, defendant. Cheers....

    @bazzer124@bazzer1242 ай бұрын

  • This one had me laughing so hard....great job Colbert!! 😂😂

    @christinestensland4902@christinestensland49022 ай бұрын

  • To use his parlance, where do I hope Trump is gonna be by this time next year? A thing called “prison”

    @ChainReactionsProductions@ChainReactionsProductions2 ай бұрын

    • Very good!!!

      @noreenconstantine4612@noreenconstantine46122 ай бұрын

    • The bigly house.

      @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk2 ай бұрын

    • When Shaq was in the NBA, the Refs didn't know how to call fouls on him, because of his size. The U.S. Law Enforcement doesn't know how to hold trump accountable, because NO ONE has EVER COMMITTED MORE CRIMES and at such a HIGH RATE.

      @80s-el9vc@80s-el9vc2 ай бұрын

    • Hell

      @ctg4818@ctg48182 ай бұрын

    • This is a hate group.

      @Bitdog4U@Bitdog4U2 ай бұрын

  • “If you think of the right things nobody’s been treated like this in terms of badly.” Can we all agree to PLEASE VOTE BLUE??? 🙏🗽💙

    @commonsense571@commonsense5712 ай бұрын

    • Riding with Biden BIDEN/HARRIS 2024 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 USA. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 YOU GO JOE. #teamjoebiden2024 #JoeBiden​ #BidenHarris2024​

      @misslanapaulford@misslanapaulford2 ай бұрын

    • Whaaaat?

      @katescarratt4267@katescarratt42672 ай бұрын

    • I was listening to Randy Rainbow's I Won't Vote Trump earlier tonight.

      @asmith8692@asmith86922 ай бұрын

    • Love when rich people cry about life not being fair lol

      @ctg4818@ctg48182 ай бұрын

    • The sad part is that Trump supporters in red states (e.g. Iowa) speak like that and say things like: "in terms of badly."

      @hughjorg4008@hughjorg40082 ай бұрын

  • Stephen Colbert rocks! I love going to bed after watching Colbert. Great way to end the day.

    @sharitorrance2656@sharitorrance26562 ай бұрын

  • OMG..one of his best monologues. Wow..did I laugh!♥

    @pattid7998@pattid79982 ай бұрын

  • 2:18 _"We have a thing called an ocean between us, right? And it's tremendously big and tremendously wet. This is a tough ocean, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water. It certainly is not good, in terms of badly."_

    @zesty9815@zesty98152 ай бұрын

    • LMHO! You nailed him.

      @Renserin@Renserin2 ай бұрын

    • Very wet(from the standpoint of water)

      @stephen9302@stephen93022 ай бұрын

    • 😅

      @yvonnemoore7588@yvonnemoore75882 ай бұрын

  • A thing called WHALE!

    @Alvs01@Alvs012 ай бұрын

    • I said that same thing after that joke LOL!

      @Taricus@Taricus2 ай бұрын

    • Venez-whale…uh?

      @Tony8418@Tony84182 ай бұрын

    • @@Tony8418 😂

      @BD-zn7nr@BD-zn7nr2 ай бұрын

    • Nah a thing called nikki Haley at January 6th:)

      @BigenZrays@BigenZrays2 ай бұрын

  • I have no words to express how grateful I am you guys properly call it Twitter ❤

    @johnneat3381@johnneat33812 ай бұрын

  • Stephen had zinger after zinger tonight, what a show.

    @Newgenerationkid17@Newgenerationkid172 ай бұрын

    • Mocking trump really brings out the best. I really wish trump would go away forever, but this is one of the only upshots.

      @winesap2@winesap22 ай бұрын

  • "A thing called brain damage." -Trump '24 Best yard sign yet! Vote blue for democracy 💙

    @andrewnau433@andrewnau4332 ай бұрын

    • "A thing called aspiring fascist dictator, being treated so unfairly by the courts, that still haven't locked him up for trying to undermine our government and faith in our elections" 👈🎃👉 -Trump2024 #voteblue #savedemocracy 🗳💙 🇺🇸⚖️🗽

      @helios7212@helios72122 ай бұрын

    • in terms of badly...at least

      @jimvelde6041@jimvelde60412 ай бұрын

    • Trump 2024 lets go brandon

      @Shawn-jd5dd@Shawn-jd5dd2 ай бұрын

    • @@Shawn-jd5dd- *

      @henrymccoy7171@henrymccoy71712 ай бұрын

    • The USA is not a democracy. People are fleeing democracies to cross the border into our country.

      @xarzu@xarzu2 ай бұрын

  • "A thing called "TRAITOR." Athing Mu.... 😆

    @whiskyjames4200@whiskyjames42002 ай бұрын

  • I feel the BERN!! When Kamala takes over it should be Kamala & Bernie!!! // OMG, Colbert is the most brilliant comedian I have ever seen. We all need you Colbert.

    @rebeccahenderson7761@rebeccahenderson77612 ай бұрын

    • Or Harris/Newsom 2028

      @MsBerries25@MsBerries252 ай бұрын

    • It's shows a slight lack of policy awareness if you think Bernie, Kamala and Newsom have the same agenda. Bernie is far more active on progressive issues. Newsom/Kamala are more of nothing will change

      @covidiotseverywhere2179@covidiotseverywhere21792 ай бұрын

    • Bot

      @Theprincess420@Theprincess4202 ай бұрын

  • a thing called dementia

    @robertalkemade989@robertalkemade9892 ай бұрын

  • If I get charged with a criminal offence, please may I appoint the judge like Trump did. I'm sure my mate who lives round the corner would make a great judge. If he doesn't want to do it, one of my sons isn't working at the moment.

    @c2757@c27572 ай бұрын

    • Wasn't it Fate who appointed her? A lottery that threw her up.

      @katescarratt4267@katescarratt42672 ай бұрын

    • @@katescarratt4267 No, she was chosen by lottery for the trial, but Trump appointed her to the seat. You don't get "appointed" to a trial.

      @Kaotiqua@Kaotiqua2 ай бұрын

    • @@Kaotiqua True.

      @katescarratt4267@katescarratt42672 ай бұрын

  • Stephen has the best writers on late night TV.

    @SourDoughBill@SourDoughBill2 ай бұрын

  • I'm looking forward to him never getting out of bed again. Ever.

    @CelesteKnowles@CelesteKnowles2 ай бұрын

  • Trump's third person references is another component of his narcissism.

    @brianhill5009@brianhill50092 ай бұрын

    • I think you're right. And can only explain how a former President can give away national intelligence that others have given their lives to protect.

      @leagarner3675@leagarner36752 ай бұрын

    • A “tell”.

      @ellenbruckermarshall4179@ellenbruckermarshall41792 ай бұрын

    • How are you so sure about that? For one, this third-person thing is a more recent development in his rhetoric (edit: at least it wasn't so often before), and more likely an intentional tactic rather than a personality tic. For another, there are much more sure signs of his narcissism. At the very least, people should not too closely correlate eccentricity with toxic behaviors or maladaptive personality. Psychology is complex. People can be weird without being narcissistic, and people can be narcissistic without being weird (edit: I'm just saying it's too easy to take that assumption and run with it to the detrimental judgement of those who are not narcissists even though they may refer to themselves in the third person). It's not how Trump refers to himself rhetorically in an odd way (especially lately) that's telling, it's how he frames himself as uniquely superior and above reproach, very often at the expense of others. He has typically touted his grandiose superiority in the first person. His usual pattern has always been "Nobody is better at [XYZ] than me." or "I'm the best/greatest at [insert subject] ever." (I.e., we should look at the substance of how he talks about himself and others, how he treats people, and his egotistical behavior, not the stylistic aberrations.) But don't take my word for it. "Contrary to what you might read in political blogs, it isn’t a sure sign of narcissism when people talk about themselves in the third person. The truth is that much clearer clues about someone’s narcissism can be found in how they regard you and the other people in their lives." counsellingresource.com/features/2016/02/01/illeism-and-narcissism/

      @JediMobius@JediMobius2 ай бұрын

    • *are another component

      @pattyayers@pattyayers2 ай бұрын

    • @@JediMobius Are you seriously arguing about narcissistic traits?? I don't find it quirky or a mannerism when he refers to the "royal" Trump. I recognize it as demogoguery, and if you don't get that from context, while I do, okay. It's cute when a little puppet says "puppet scared" or "puppet happy", but when a grown man in the office of the Presidency says "Trump is innocent" it has a whole 'nother aspect.

      @leagarner3675@leagarner36752 ай бұрын

  • Trump don't know what lonely means. He has all "his people" inside his head constantly telling him "stuff" that nobody's ever heard of before ! 😊

    @lise1255@lise12552 ай бұрын

    • LOL!

      @ArksCovenant@ArksCovenant2 ай бұрын

    • Big strong people- so strong! With tears in their eyes!

      @Kaotiqua@Kaotiqua2 ай бұрын

    • @@Kaotiqua Bigly people, who are kind of a bigly deal.

      @ArksCovenant@ArksCovenant2 ай бұрын

    • I know right. Everyday he comes up with something ridiculous and yes he could be listening to voices in his damaged brain. 😂

      @patricialopez-wd1xe@patricialopez-wd1xe2 ай бұрын

    • "a lot of people are saying it" 😂

      @osedseam@osedseam2 ай бұрын

  • Just as funny the second time around. Thanks Stephen & co.

    @mbreitor@mbreitor2 ай бұрын

  • "Getting up from bed in the morning is a war" - damn, that's the first relatable thing I have ever heard Trump say.

    @ODDin17@ODDin172 ай бұрын

  • Trump's chance to win the general election hinges on picking the right VP. There's only one valid choice - former Olympian and the only person to win the Nobel prize for Vice-Presidenting - George Santos.

    @tubruton@tubruton2 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @sheryamiraslani6596@sheryamiraslani65962 ай бұрын

    • I was wondering who u had in ur mind. Good one.

      @sheryamiraslani6596@sheryamiraslani65962 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂🤣🤣

      @marilynkhuu8007@marilynkhuu80072 ай бұрын

    • Ha ha, yeah, GS would be perfect! 😊

      @Terra_Lopez@Terra_Lopez2 ай бұрын

    • Isn't Santos also the only person to scale Mt Everest while doing a handstand the whole way?

      @heinleinreader@heinleinreader2 ай бұрын

  • The writers really nailed this one

    @demial4@demial42 ай бұрын

    • Highly under-rated, absolutely factual comment!!

      @theduder2617@theduder26172 ай бұрын

    • So true GREAT comedy, the BEST!!!😅

      @heatherblume6615@heatherblume66152 ай бұрын

    • 😎Thinking the same...... They were in top form🔥 Wouldn't it have been a blast to be in on that writing session 😄🤣

      @catherinegrace7999@catherinegrace79992 ай бұрын

  • great opening monologue, best in a while, though they are always good, this one is exceptional

    @charlestidwell4970@charlestidwell49702 ай бұрын

  • That was next level writing, writers. (chef's kiss!)

    @A_A_K_123@A_A_K_1232 ай бұрын

  • When Donnie uses phrases like "A thing called _______" and "Nobody knows about this but me" when he's referring to things that are common knowledge, it's another sign of his narcissism. He always wants to appear smarter and more informed than everyone else. So he likes to talk about things as if no one else has known or heard about them but him and he's the first to break the news to everyone else. In his mind, he's the smartest person in the room at all times and everyone else are idiots. He feels like he has to educate others about basic knowledge to make himself seem superior, even if it's in his own mind.

    @glennwelsh9784@glennwelsh97842 ай бұрын

    • It's also an aspect of entitlement. His world has always been about being able to break the law and not be held accountable. He settles without a conviction in every civil case... until E. Jean.

      @leagarner3675@leagarner36752 ай бұрын

    • @@leagarner3675That was when he had money and could buy his way out. Then he took on the country…whole different story.

      @firstlast-gn5bo@firstlast-gn5bo2 ай бұрын

    • Well put glennwelsh !

      @simoneschwarz5076@simoneschwarz50762 ай бұрын

    • "A thing called the ocean. No-one has ever heard of it before."

      @HylianFox3@HylianFox32 ай бұрын

    • The only time he would be the smartest person in the room is when no one else is in it, and even that is up for debate.

      @meh2510@meh25102 ай бұрын

  • Serious....if he gets back in he will stand and swear on oath to protect the constitution! WHAT A JOKE AND A INSULT!

    @robingrogan7937@robingrogan79372 ай бұрын

    • trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣

      @tuyenle8107@tuyenle81072 ай бұрын

    • Do you mean like Biden / Harris has? They both should be charged with high Treason. The country is in shambles. You can't blame Trump for that

      @davedave2109@davedave21092 ай бұрын

    • It’s an insult to all the veterans who fought and died for this country

      @emilyfeagin2673@emilyfeagin26732 ай бұрын

    • Yes indeed and those police in the riot do you know he has never recognised any of them.

      @robingrogan7937@robingrogan79372 ай бұрын

    • Cadet Bonespurs and his followers are all traitors.

      @anneteefah4857@anneteefah48572 ай бұрын

  • I hope Stephen apologizes to the Prince and Princess of Wales for his Alex Jones type of cruelty. He lost all my respect

    @chrisgrace81@chrisgrace812 ай бұрын

  • Hilarious I actually laughed out loud thanks Stephen 😂

    @nancylambert8024@nancylambert80242 ай бұрын

  • Everyone now in prison, should run for POTUS and demand immediate release because of "election interference."

    @LogicAndReason2025@LogicAndReason20252 ай бұрын

    • Some people are saying this is already happening. Big strong men came up to me, tears in their eyes....

      @baxtronx5972@baxtronx59722 ай бұрын

    • Yes, just by registering to run for POTUS I would be immune for my entire lifetime, ever, all time, crisscross applesauce and no backsies,

      @Brian-uy2tj@Brian-uy2tj2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@baxtronx5972😂

      @SuzanneG1961@SuzanneG19612 ай бұрын

    • trump stole nuclear codes.

      @SuzanneG1961@SuzanneG19612 ай бұрын

    • the reason they're in prison is they dont have billions of dollars and millions of sheep fighting for them.

      @Shorty_Lickens@Shorty_Lickens2 ай бұрын

  • Former president should be truly held accountable

    @yurielcundangan9090@yurielcundangan90902 ай бұрын

    • He's already in trouble for not being able to do accounts properly

      @TheKrispyfort@TheKrispyfort2 ай бұрын

    • Its a thing called the supremely corrupt Court

      @jackhaus5238@jackhaus52382 ай бұрын

    • ⁠@@TheKrispyfortI think he is able to do accounts properly. He just can make any money when he does. That’s why it’s called fraud.

      @Albe3331@Albe33312 ай бұрын

    • 'Properly' set up tax frauds and other frauds, not to mention racketeering and worse. Properly going to jail

      @bardsamok9221@bardsamok92212 ай бұрын

    • In terms of fairly.

      @TheRfGuy@TheRfGuy2 ай бұрын

  • I love how he says all of those 'It's a thing called'... things as if the folks he is speaking to have never heard of them. Bless his heart.

    @jameshisself9324@jameshisself93242 ай бұрын

  • The counting sheep joke was amazing

    @SpeedFreak0122@SpeedFreak01222 ай бұрын

  • In terms of badly, it was bigly. Bigly badly.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage2 ай бұрын

  • "Trump allegedly discussed potentially sensitive information about U.S. nuclear submarines with a member of his Mar-a-Lago Club -- an Australian billionaire who then allegedly shared the information with scores of others, including more than a dozen foreign officials, several of his own employees, and a handful of journalists, according to sources familiar with the matter."

    @sbespn3820@sbespn38202 ай бұрын

    • The aussie guy was helping fatty unpack. The line he said that it was clothes and other thing that documents were in? First off I am sure that fatty moved into White House with nothing in cardboard filing boxes.I never saw the tubby guy in jeans and a casual shirt. Only his tan khakis and polo shirt that had to be at least 3x. I would guess the guy never had to have clothes packed when going to Florida, Jersey course. Scottie courses. He has clothes there. Blue suit with white shirts,occasional blue or pink. Red and blue ties. It has to be the lamest excuse he has ever quipped. Like your wife used to pack the house. Here honey mark these boxes china and golf apparel. Then these are documents and spices boxes. That way the spices keep the bugs away.

      @shawnyoung8752@shawnyoung87522 ай бұрын

    • It's so hard to comprehend.....

      @leagarner3675@leagarner36752 ай бұрын

    • Anyone remember, "loose lips sink ships!".... Look it up, MAGAs....

      @bwenluck9812@bwenluck98122 ай бұрын

  • I really laughed on "a thing called fish."

    @shannonwylie9419@shannonwylie94192 ай бұрын

  • A thing called treason. LOL

    @michaelcase8574@michaelcase85742 ай бұрын

  • 😡😡😡 make him stop put him in jail ♾️

    @donnadelahanty9903@donnadelahanty99032 ай бұрын

    • Yeah Biden

      @OZDurden@OZDurden2 ай бұрын

  • He's gone full insane.

    @jarcata1@jarcata12 ай бұрын

  • I’ve probably watched about 40+ Stephen Colbert videos lately and although I do find him rather humorous, I don’t usually laugh out loud while watching. However, when he did the motorboat sound, I, for the first time, was laughing so hard that I almost fell off the couch. Thank you, Stephen! I needed that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @fluidarts1061@fluidarts1061Ай бұрын

  • the marco polo sheep reference along with counting sheep was brilliant

    @pjf2675@pjf26752 ай бұрын

    • Sheep so threatening to hunters ... good one, Colbert

      @cultureal9544@cultureal95442 ай бұрын

  • "you met Trump in Florida... what did you guys discuss?" "errmm..err... hmmm...errrrrmmmm..." Nothing there in terms of alarmingly.

    @1SaG@1SaG2 ай бұрын

    • It's obvious Donald offered Musk the VP position for a Billion dollars.

      @leagarner3675@leagarner36752 ай бұрын

    • I was born in the dark, but not last night. You need to learn to "read between the lines".... Unwillingness to even discuss the bare minimum is alarming enough.

      @bwenluck9812@bwenluck98122 ай бұрын

    • @@bwenluck9812 OP sarcasm

      @leagarner3675@leagarner36752 ай бұрын

  • Naturally, a known liar goes to Newmax to spew his nonsense.

    @TimBear-px9gj@TimBear-px9gj2 ай бұрын

    • And the “reporter” who interviews him is going to invoke god in reference to T***p being treated “badly”. Bigly.

      @tommyt1971@tommyt19712 ай бұрын

  • Laughing out loud AGAIN. Love you Steve!

    @pambrooks9312@pambrooks93122 ай бұрын

  • He sounds like he’s been reading too many Dr. Seuss books 😂 A thing called *rump 😂

    @DianeRiffee@DianeRiffee2 ай бұрын

  • Trump should be truly held accountable

    @yurielcundangan9090@yurielcundangan90902 ай бұрын

    • Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु……………

      @fantaguyreal@fantaguyreal2 ай бұрын

    • ​@fantaguyreal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @rickdagrexican7351@rickdagrexican73512 ай бұрын

    • But don't hold your breath, except in the presence of Trump, of course.

      @lesliezammit3456@lesliezammit34562 ай бұрын

    • All politicians should be held accountable

      @disastermaster1413@disastermaster14132 ай бұрын

    • ​@@rickdagrexican7351He tricked us both with the warning not to. Well, I better get those final expenses in order [sigh.] 😞

      @ttacking_you@ttacking_you2 ай бұрын

  • "A thing called brain damage." Yes!😂🤣😅

    @rachelrobinson3746@rachelrobinson37462 ай бұрын

  • take the circumference of a pumpkin and divide it by the diameter and that's how you get pumpkin pi.

    @annsanse2935@annsanse29352 ай бұрын

    • Pretty sure it's a _Rational_ number!

      @robertacomstock3655@robertacomstock36552 ай бұрын

    • 👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣

      @corneliusdinkmeyer2190@corneliusdinkmeyer21902 ай бұрын

    • @ann Boo!

      @bwenluck9812@bwenluck98122 ай бұрын

    • That was almost as bad as my brothers joke in 1963…”ever hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out on his slide rule!!!”

      @5400bowen@5400bowen2 ай бұрын

  • This guy absolutely destroys Kimmel and Fallon

    @rondarb1@rondarb1Ай бұрын

  • I think Trump’s VP should be Trump, “a guy named me”.

    @terryt.1643@terryt.16432 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @Maximusspeaks7@Maximusspeaks72 ай бұрын

    • True. Dictators don't have VPs.

      @darlenelarochelle4011@darlenelarochelle40112 ай бұрын

  • Trump Personality Disorder, which is a combination of ALL personality disorders, was just added to the DSM. Of course, he'd see it as a compliment.....that's actually one of the diagnostic criteria. 😂😂

    @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD2 ай бұрын

  • A thing called $450 million dollars 😂

    @bryjoe8025@bryjoe80252 ай бұрын

  • That SV-Ewe joke was platinum.

    @mr.joshua6818@mr.joshua68182 ай бұрын

    • If that doesn't work, he can always rent a Ewe-Haul.

      @douglasdavis8395@douglasdavis83952 ай бұрын

    • how did they miss a dick wolfe joke though.

      @azuthal@azuthal2 ай бұрын

    • That was a PUN, the least-funny type of joke ever invented

      @pattyayers@pattyayers2 ай бұрын

  • Stephen Colbert has helped me get through the maga era. Lol!!

    @leslie-tc2po@leslie-tc2po2 ай бұрын

  • "My Lord, may I motor boat you" 😂😅😂 I had to pause the video to complete my burst 😂

    @svpl88@svpl882 ай бұрын

  • Cobert is just on fire, ive been watching him all along but recently and after his appendix scare he feels just 1000% prime fuck yeah!

    @tychodragon@tychodragon2 ай бұрын

  • Way to go, Republicans. That’s your guy. Good job. Just wonderful.

    @Jivolt@Jivolt2 ай бұрын

    • Imagine listening to him and thinking "yep. He's the one"

      @talltrini10@talltrini102 ай бұрын

    • ​@@talltrini10 *only in a cult*

      @smiller2044@smiller20442 ай бұрын

    • Do you mean Bigfoot, or the orange copy?

      @SuperLeica1@SuperLeica12 ай бұрын

    • And baby Trump is awaiting in the wings in Tallahassee Florida

      @14LP2@14LP22 ай бұрын

  • Wow, Master Colbert! You are on fire!

    @RebeccaMooreFrey@RebeccaMooreFrey2 ай бұрын

  • I laughed hysterically! Stephen you are the GOAT!

    @cathrynmccay6820@cathrynmccay68202 ай бұрын

  • The only workout tRUMP does is Big Mac curls to his mouth lol

    2 ай бұрын

  • Clinton's cat was called Socks. I can never hear the socks thing without going "meowwwww"

    @kcbowman4042@kcbowman40422 ай бұрын

    • Yup. And for those who don't remember, Clinton kept the notes he had made for his memoirs in his socks drawer, according to legend, and it was ruled PERSONAL because he wrote the notes and they were for his own memoirs. Very different from taking (stealing) classified documents, some of which have still not been recovered (empty cover folders that trump said he took as "souvenirs").

      @victoriabaker4400@victoriabaker44002 ай бұрын

  • Shame on you. God bless the Princess of Wales.

    @thunguyen1481@thunguyen14812 ай бұрын

  • A propoopily... 💩 👏😆👏🤣👏😂 Perfectly a propos, Stephen, thank you! 🤩🏆😍

    @annestewart5741@annestewart57412 ай бұрын

  • "A thing called BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP!"

    @jasonjimerson7046@jasonjimerson70462 ай бұрын

    • Beep bop Boop boop boop ZING!

      @Kaotiqua@Kaotiqua2 ай бұрын

  • A thing called fish!!! 😂😂😂

    @katescarratt4267@katescarratt42672 ай бұрын

    • I knew someone heard it.

      @segoviaone@segoviaone2 ай бұрын

    • @kate And was that fish called Wanda?

      @bwenluck9812@bwenluck98122 ай бұрын

    • @@bwenluck9812 great observations. Thank you

      @segoviaone@segoviaone2 ай бұрын

  • Colbert's impressions are spot on! Especially if you close your eyes and listen (it gets really eerie w/how close his vocals are to Trump's), although he does good with both vocal and physical impressions of Biden and Bernie. A pleasant surprise!

    @blahco4tt@blahco4tt2 ай бұрын

  • Stephen you crack me up!!! Thank you

    @cheriwakelin4340@cheriwakelin43402 ай бұрын

  • Each country in Europe has their own army. There is no European army. We each are supposed to spend 2% of our GDP on our forces. The reason the USA spends the most is because they choose to spend an obscene amount of money on their defence spending.

    @thehamster2301@thehamster23012 ай бұрын

    • The way he talks about this issue I believe he thinks that there is some kind of bank account where all the NATO members pay in and that is then used to pay for NATO military spending, like the war in Afghanistan. Of course this is not the case. NATO has a budget of about 3.3Billion €, used for support of its permanent military command structure, enable its current operations and missions, and provide essential military infrastructure (including air and naval basing facilities, satellite communications, fuel pipelines, and command and control systems). Of this, the US pays about 16% (same as Germany). It's on the NATO website. All military spending is strictly a national issue. There is a guideline (not a contract) for NATO members to spend 2% of their GDP in defence. Nobody is obligated to exceed that, as the US does regularly. There IS NO common NATO military spending of which the US shoulders an disproportionate amount, as he always implies. This whole talking point is directed at his braindead base who is to lazy (or incapable of) looking up the facts. The only time Article 5 was invoked was in response to an attack on the United States. The coalition partners DID NOT ask who spends how much or how we benefit from it. Soldiers of many nations died there to defend the US as requested by Article 5. Another fact that eludes this cretin. Sorry, that needed to get out.

      @thomasgunther@thomasgunther2 ай бұрын

    • And yet we’re being destabilized from within. No irony there..🤔

      @firstlast-gn5bo@firstlast-gn5bo2 ай бұрын

    • Trump hasn't the slightest clue how NATO works. All he knows is what his Kremlin handler tells him.

      @tomb613@tomb6132 ай бұрын

    • Trump hasn't the slightest clue how NATO works. He only knows what his Kremlin handler tells him.

      @tomb613@tomb6132 ай бұрын

    • Trump hasn't the slightest clue how NATO works. All he knows is what his Kremlin handler tells him.

      @tomb613@tomb6132 ай бұрын

  • G'day from Australia Everyone. 🇦🇺

    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980@itwasagoodideaatthetime79802 ай бұрын

    • Thanks "mate". 👍👍😎😎

      @encarnacionvillazana3270@encarnacionvillazana32702 ай бұрын

    • Chur from New Zealand 😂❤

      @cheekyb71@cheekyb712 ай бұрын

    • Oy!

      @jayskateandsuchstuff8446@jayskateandsuchstuff84462 ай бұрын

    • G’day from Melbourne! (We are better than Sydney!)

      @tateana5912@tateana59122 ай бұрын

    • Howdy from Whidbey Island, WA, let the rain keep fallin' (not - I'm ready for some sunshine!!)

      @vickisawyer7405@vickisawyer74052 ай бұрын

  • Is funny to hear that 99.9% of all prison inmate all say I'm Innocent judge!

    @mannycastillo3087@mannycastillo30872 ай бұрын

  • Anybody else remember being a teenager downloading music from Livewire or those other filesharing programs and you'd constantly be getting that audio clip of Bill Clinton saying "I did not have sexual relations..." instead of the song you wanted? It was like the 2000's version of getting Rick rolled.

    @michaeld4861@michaeld48612 ай бұрын

  • Europe has given like double what the US has given to ukraine when you include military equipment and money.

    @dangal9366@dangal93662 ай бұрын

  • "Everytime they would count the sheep, they would fall asleep"😂

    @mikeobrien6704@mikeobrien67042 ай бұрын

    • Good thing the farmer who cloned sheeps didn't decide to clone Amur leopards instead. Do you imagine not being able to hunt those very rare beasts when they eat your chickens?

      @yudithcaron8053@yudithcaron80532 ай бұрын

  • For those too young to remember, Socks was Clinton's pet cat. Who am I kidding, nobody watching CBS is too young to remember the Clinton era.

    @Jaytheradical@Jaytheradical2 ай бұрын
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