Every year millions of Americans travel to the country of Germany. More than 100.000 US citizen even live there. Here's some live footage from one of 'em in KrautCountry: @NALFVLOGS
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Hello world.
Hahaha... that makes me really wanna visit Germany
I'll make sure that this video reach the americans at the office today
German: "free education" American: *that sounds communist*
yep that's what they're told to think. that's how their modern day plantation owners keep the modern american wage slaves in line. Keep them dumb as hell and scared of imaginary communists. Been working for over 70 years so why change the programing?
*Soviet anthem plays*
To be fair, the US has free education, unrestricted access to the internet, which contains all of human knowledge, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
The only good communists are dead communists. One more time. THE ONLY GOOD COMMUNISTS ARE DEAD COMMUNISTS.
Europe: appropriate health care America: That is socialist
"This is offensive..." Most American thing ever.
Its only half american, ease of offense is a part of americas lesser half. Sadly her loudest half
*pull out gun*
All that shyt was invented and imported from Europe, specifically Germany and England. Germans deal with the same marxist/politically correct speech etc as Americans, even more if you ask me.
The whole western world has this problem. Here in Brazil is no different.
@@Nimai_Aquino Yep
Fun fact: we actually had Wal-Mart here in Germany. But they didn't last long here because their American worker policy violated our laws and Germans didn't really warm up to the American way of treating their customers. We are so used to doing everything ourselves and being treated coldly by cashiers that it felt really creepy that the staff was so overly friendly.😂
😂 seems about right. That’s hilarious. Obviously It’s pretty normal here.
@George the Bug eater Another reason is that we already have many supermarkets here, so there wasn't really a need for a new one. The American way of friendliness being considered fake and creepy and the terrible worker policies were basically the icing on the cake
@@NoxAtlas in the Midwest USA where I’m from, it’s just about respect and hospitality. It’s not necessarily fake, we are just friendly to strangers out of respect. If you ever visited here you would feel a genuine feeling. Especially down south. It’s just how we were raised since we were children.
@George the Bug eater I don't doubt that americans are genuinely friendly and respectful. But the cultural differences can make things difficult and leave a biased impression. What's normal for you might be considered "too much" in other places. For example: Americans come off as exaggerating a lot (be it emotions, facial expressions, the size of dishes, the overblown Hollywood Blockbusters, etc.) which leaves the impression that they're faking a lot. Americans, on the other hand, might consider us as cold, probably rude because we're infamous for being very direct, distanced and having no sense of humor. We know it's not true, but that's how other nations see us because they have a different way to interact with each other.
@@NoxAtlas That because ya'll are cold and rude. Germans need to learn how to interact with other human beings.
As a German who lives in the U.S it's very very funny to see people's reactions when I tell them about Germany
Are you a COMMUNIST?
Amerikaner sind halt manchmal einfach komisch
@@Manuxl_MinecraftDie Deutschen auch
I remember discussing politics in a bar with some people I'd never met before while in Germany, we all shook hands and went our ways after. Would never see that here, always gonna be a fight or a gun pulled out.
@@TrahzyYou just hang out with the wrong crowd!
In Italy we call Starbucks coffee "dirty water"
I'm American and I whole heartily agree with you...not only that, it's expensive dirty water.
there are so many people in the world who don't like Italian style coffee
because they look like dirty water instead coffe, which is supposed to looks black.
I mean for an Americans there isn't any coffee shops that are halfway decent at an alright price I take what I can get
Hold the fuck up,screw you America im moving to Italy 🤣
"Im gonna sue the shit out of this city" thats the most american thing ever lol
haha ya ^^ i loved all those cliche's they pointed out ^^
Lol. To be honest Germans also love to sue each other and especially the government.
Yeah. It’s true, Europeans sue too, often more than in the US. Lawyers in the US cost too much to sue for most things. I’ve seem as many guns in Bavaria in 9 years as in the US, hunters in both cases.
@@SeeLasSee my mother in law and her neighbor had each other in court more times than I could count. Suing each other for trees and how far the limbs reached, the leaves, pine cones, and anything else they could think of. Both had litigation insurance and made the insurance company regret it. Even better, a bridge near Wiesbaden was renovated but failed the final load test. As a result the Prime contractor Süd- their supplier accusing them of substandard cement. The joke? Both were owned by the same corporation with the same insurance company. It still took over a year to litigate fault.
@@chrissmith7669 yes, I can believe that. While my mother was never sued when we I there as a kid, a neighbor did complain to her he could once smell some wood smoke with his bedroom window open. He explained to her that her wood might not be dry, but she was burning purchased Beech wood.
As an American, this portrayal of America is pretty accurate.
I am German and a big fan of the US. I even have a US Flag in my room
@@TangentShark why
Why though?
@@shutthehellurmouth Why not?
@@kithergilliam153 it's weird af
I've been stationed in Germany three times in my military career and my friends are shocked when I tell them I lived better there than I do back in the US.
Because they only hear anti german things. Movies etc. Have you lately seen a movie germ am lobe story? No. Always a jewish person has to be i it during the nazitime. Over and over...all the time. I feel sad about it. But it is planned....and amer. Think. Its normal....we could work this out...peace
Can you tell me about it?
Salad is a promise that food will soon arrive.
But it’s better with dressing.
John Pinette?
"It's not food. It's what food eats" 😂😂😂 but seriously, I like both veggie and fleisch
@@josebessa6520 Yes! And many more!
A good made salad in an restaurant is an garand of good food coming after it.
"Why are there so many white people here" "That's complicated historical stuff, is that a comunist"
Make all movies German dub and the internet German and in 20 years there will be a lot of black peoples in Germany.
There was a guy with a funny mustache like Charlie Chaplin
Wait what's the4 history
@@lolz_99 it's Germany
Wait till they see Frankfurt
I’ve watched this video a zillion times, and it never gets old. Expert lines, expert acting, expert filming. Thank you for outdoing the professionals.
Wow, thank you!
"Cats. No dogs? That's offensive" 🤣
“They’re the offspring of communists but they mean you no harm.” Fucking killed me there. Shot was funny.
I loved it. Too bad it's a lie....
Biggest lie ever
LIES!!!!
I'd be like "ok but he's goin on a watchlist!"
@@Synergy7Studios it isn't
"Holy cow, the Berlin Wall!" "We are still in Bavaria" why does this hit so hard
And they are not in Bavaria they where in Schwäbisch Hall this is a City in Baden Wuerttemberg
But the city in the video is not in Bavaria. This is Schwäbisch Hall. Importen city in Baden-Württemberg.
@@Jafri1001 a aq
@@Jafri1001 *Baden Württemberg
@@erikelert4066 auf Englisch Baden Wuerttemberg da es im englischen kein ü gibt
I remember they had a Wal-Mart when I briefly lived in Fulda, in Hessen. Really miss it there. This was around 1999-2000, so, quite a long time ago. But I am very happy that I had the opportunity to go to school there for a little while. Germany, especially Hessen, will always have a special place in my heart. Some of the most beautiful and quaint countryside I’ve ever seen.
I was born in America but a 3rd generational German and this is so funny the way americans are perceived , like it’s so accurate it’s almost sad😂
I at least hope that Germans have the intelligence to know that many of the Americans they are meeting are in the military or attached thereof. This is important because the US military recruiting functions just like all military recruiting from time immemorial - they are largely taken largely from the lower income and less educated ranks of society. That is not always true but is largely true, so what you get is an experience with the US' most conservative and needlessly close-minded, most of all, for lack of education/knowledge.
Lol. You sound like like a 14 year old tool.
@@cmepExactly. The less intelligent, constantly offended left-leaning, that show higher statistics of mental illness, and believe that their personal whims and needs to fit in are more important than the natural rights and freedoms that conservatives simple want to protect.
"there is a Lot of Crazy people out there" -the Guy with a gun in a peaceful place
I'm in a peaceful place right now, and I'm carrying a gun.
@@takinisurvivalchannel3812 Goddamn
@@hamnchee maybe the previous was a little too graphic, anyway, yeah, i carry whenever I can. Our neighbor, in a peaceful, middle class neighborhood, was just mauled by a German shepherd. Hospitalized. Obviously, she was not carrying.
@@takinisurvivalchannel3812 I am sorry for you and V
Yeah 🤣
asking why there aren't a lot of black people in most of mainland Europe is like asking why there aren't many white people in asia
There are many white people in asia tho ,because anyone who is light skinned count as white even if they're asian, africa might be a better example
I know where I'm moving to 😃
@@zaidabd7601 lmao, no. White people means a caucasian. Asains are Asian regardless of their skin colour. If skin colour is all there is, why doesn't Asians with white skin get the same white priviledge treatment ? Everyone is POC except white, it means people of colour. And befor you say anything stupid like " Light skinned Asians are mixed with white" then should everyone be considered black because all humans literally came from Africa and evolved to different races today ? Environment and outside makes it a big factor to people's appearence and their changes throught out the years, and Asia has the best skincare industry in the world, so ofc sunscreen is normalised and a must have for everyone regardless of skin colour because we know UV is bad, it can also cause skin cancer. My blood's just boiled reading this comment because I'm a 'white skinned' asain, as you have said. I was born and raised in Thailand so if I'm white, where's my white priviledge. Why am I treated as an Asian my entire life ? Omg.
@@justmyedits6596 there is a difference between white people and europeans , white people is subjective anyone can be white I'm black so I see some latinos and asians as White , you're calling caucasians white people because you're using the western defenation of it, hell in my country yellow people are called white anyone light skinned is white , now europeans are the people that come from europe which is the one most western people mean when they say white people , the terms white and black are very subjective and it depends on where you come from
@@zaidabd7601 lol you funny. we asians pride ourselves being white even before the west call themselves white. we love our whiteness.
Really amazing that you filmed this in the city of Schwäbisch Hall! Keep up the good work :)
even though he says they are still in Bavaria :))
“Even communist can drink in public” LOL I died 🤣🤣🤣
That must hurt them alot
In America it's public intoxication. Need to be covered up
@@herysuryadi1601 But after one or two beers you're hardly intoxicated but it's still illegal to drink one in public. It doesn't make sense to me.
Communist shouldn't, but can
@@annasolovyeva1013 Well, wouldn't you want to drink all the time if you were trapped living in Communism?
"What do you mean you don't take American dollars?" *chambers bullet*
uuhhh "NOW we do".
Topical stupid person reaction.
@@BaBaDoo0 "topical" proceeds to call someone stupid 🤣 All jokes tho
@@ikeu6433Ahahaha true...
Hate to be that guy but *Round
Oh man, your videos are so funny. I watch them when I'm getting sad and they instantly lift me up. Danke schön!
Glad to hear that! 😄 Many more to come^^
@@RadicalLiving Excellent! Good to hear!
😆😆😆You have a great talent for these sketches
This American is simultaneously the most right wing and left wing person
You need two wings to fly afterall
gotta show both sides in one video I guess
So he is a Jreg fan.
I was looking for this comment. 😁 Pro gun but is offended by everything.
You got 420 likes and I am not gonna be the one who ruins it.
I like how he intently put the card back in the wrong place, very American.
Do you have a timestamp?
I think 1:40 ish
@@sleepychameleon6871 3:50
I missed that
As an American, I very much agree and hate this fact about my fellow Americans.
that was a genuine reaction to the question "wanna go on a trip to berlin?"
You both are hilarious, great video! Greetings from Argentina!
Americans who watched this video be like: “Haha, I should visit this country Germany, right after I visit Africa and Europe”
"This city" you mean😂
Germany is in Europe 🙃
@@goldflo91 the joke is about Americans thinking Europe and Africa are countries
@@asmodeoux 😂😂😂 Do they even know where is Latin America 🤣 ? Or Canada ?
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I don't think anyone could walk around in Germany openly brandishing a firearm without the police showing up pretty quickly.
I am pretty terrified of German Police. 🤣🤣🤣 Especially when they walk around with the dogs. Not that I do anything wrong but their whole attitude is like back off...While In The Netherlands I just approach the police and ask them for directions when I get lost in the cities 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ANDJELINA I've asked German police for the way before
Well in the US we have a different relationship with guns than any other country
It's funny you say this. I had a cousin visit me in the states (she is from Germany). Several of us got together to go to a shooting range as she had never been. As we were loading the vehicle up she started to laugh. We asked her what was funny, and she said if a neighbor saw her loading up a car with guns like this in Germany the cops would be there within minutes. To be fair, it was an absurd amount of weapons, and even living here I can't belive how lax some of the restrictions are.
They're in Solvang . A nice German town in California 😜
been watching all the different countries come to Germany series. All hilarious. To see my home country here too is equally funny and so true
niceee glad you enjoy em^^
Nice video. I like the concept of foreigners visiting Germany. Very entertaining. I subscribed. Hopefully we get see more videos from you. Cheers
Us guy: Are you communist? German: I'm a socialist !! Us: It's same!!! 😂😂😂
Actually no.
@@van.guzman what's the difference both of them hate Capitalism
@@jereee4732 So what? Should they love it?
@@dougncc7542 Loving capitalism isn't part of Socialism... what do you mean?
@@jereee4732 Most sane people do.
Me as an American: LOL we are totally like that about guns and commies Also Me as an American: That guy has horrible trigger discipline
That guy is definitely not a gun owner. At least I hope he isn't with that carelessness. Even if it's not loaded you would never point a gun at someone's head.
I'm also not american, but that trigger finger triggered me ;) But it kinda added to the stereotype
I was looking for this comment lol.
Did no one learn from Alec Baldwin!!!
for fucking real
hands down best one i've seen yet
This is awesome!
As an American this is absolutely hilarious and I'm offended he didn't have a third gun
Don't worry my good man, of course he has a third gun. It's in his lifted pickup truck, along with the shotgun. 😁
I know, where is 45-70 in both socks
yeah I thought the riding the bus conversation was going to end with him saying he needed a third gun lol
I know right, no assault rifle? at least a hunting rifle? 🤦🏿♂️ Seems sus his "American" is in question 🧐🤔
@@calvinphipps2744 Very FEW US Citizens have ASSAULT RIFLES. Those are illegal for MOST Citizens. One needs an FFL, and to pay the tax stamp (plus the nearly prohibitively high price for the firearm), and the only permissible assault rifles are pre-1986. You see, assault rifles are fully automatic, or are burst fire, or are selective fire. No such thing as a semiautomatic assault rifle. And no, I don't even own a semiautomatic, magazine-fed rifle. Also, what defines a hunting rifle? My lever action rifles are capable of bringing down various game. I don't have optics on them, nor the accoutrements generally associated with hunting (as I don't hunt), but they definitely can be used for hunting. Are only certain rifles allowed in the "hunting rifle" club?
As an American never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
You're welcome! 😊
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A big thank you!! It was over 6 min of fun! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are so welcome!
That trigger discipline gave me a stroke lol.
you're welcome
"They're the offspring of Communists but they mean no harm..." 🤣😆😂 This might be the funniest video you've made yet.
They meant no harm prior to WW2 also
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The parts about Starbucks, bus riding, tap water, rabbit food, being out of shape climbing stairs, and not knowing where the Berlin wall is, are all more accurate than the gun stuff.
Where the Berlin wall 'is'? It seems you also missed a few history lessons. Especially post 1989 ones.
Speak for yourself.... the gun stuff and the anti communist jokes were most applicable to this American. I always rode the bus/train, and I'm in decent shape. The things that really blew my mind in Berlin were- A: The sheer, staggering amount of grafitti B: Tits everywhere C: People really do wait for the ampelmann D: Berndt Das Brot
@@Murad2804 The wall (or what's left of it) is still there. It didn't just disappear after 1989
@@Lucas-vj4sv actually it did. The parts left are purely symbolic and are mere reminders of how Berlin was once a decided city.
@@Murad2804 I know about that. I'm a german myself. I meant that if you have a wall and destroy most of it, the leftover is more or less still a wall.
Awesome video guys!
Glad you enjoyed it!
As a European who was brought to the US as a kid, and is currently preparing to return to my home country, this hits is a way I can't fully describe. Thanks for sharing your talent with us. I hope to visit Germany maybe next spring.
"I am going to sue the shit out of this city" got me lmao 😎😎😅😅
"They are socialists, they are the offspring of communist but they mean no harm." dude, I died with that one 😂😂😂
you're responsible for the tears of der linke
Yeah that was nice joke, in reality they are more harmfull.
Actually, communism is the offspring of socialism
@@17MrLeon more harmful? You do realize most of Europe is socialist-capitalist?
@@17MrLeon and how so??? What have they done??
"This is offensive." 😂😂😂😂 Everything is offensive in America.
To snowflake liberals, yes. I don’t care.
Hahaha truth
@@anvilsbane2196 I found the dude that's offended.
@@dwellerinblack7816 Offended, no. Come see America, the real America. You’ll find we’re rather nice folks that DETEST communism in any form. I only jumped in so you know we still exist. I’m troubled the subject of communism is made to be a joke, as if it’s no big deal. Ask the millions that suffered under Stalin or Mao if they think communism is funny.
No that isn't true I think you are referring to those soft sjws they are far from majority and usually just younger people
Nice work, comrades. I like this video.
Nice way of presenting the differences. God job.
Glad you liked it!
It's refreshing to see both sides of common American politics getting absolutely clowned on.
yes
Not really because one of those sides offers itself up for a hundred times more clowning-upon. The "left" side of US politics is lame, the right side is batshit insane, which makes centrism and both-sidesism moronic.
@@Daneelro Both the left and right are downright delusional and thoroughly misinformed. As an American, though, I have seen considerably more people on the moderate-right being open to complex, multi-faceted, and reality-centered political stances, but this group is incredibly underrepresented and hidden by almost all media outlets worldwide. Politics is a fuck.
@@casparroist2920 It is difficult to say what you mean by "left" in the US because (1) the mainstream of the Democratic party is definitely not on the left from a European perspective, (2) the actual left is relatively small and powerless, (3) your views may be coloured by right-wing propaganda deliberately mixing up the various movements opposing them and pretending the actual left has much more influence than it has. At any rate, in my experience, too, it _is_ true that "downright delusional and thoroughly misinformed" describes the overwhelming majority of Americans, especially when it comes to anything with relevance beyond US borders, but there are marked differences in both quality and quantity between the typical ignorance you see in the different political groups. It is even more difficult to say what you mean by "moderate-right" in the US, especially in terms of alleged lack of media representation. Regarding the latter, my experience is diametrically opposed to your claims: especially prior to the rise of Trump but even now, both mainstream US media and foreign media consistently underplayed the extent and magnitude of insanity and depravity among most US right-wingers, while the true scale was apparent to me if I met them on the internet or looked into in-depth polls & studies. US media did this out of fear of alienating viewers and the bad tradition of bipartisanship, foreign media due to the foreign correspondent syndrome. The only Americans I encountered whom I would rate as genuine moderate right-wingers were people with a special kind of ignorance: people influenced by the writings of conservative intellectuals from decades ago who seemed oblivious to the fact that their influence on the modern conservative movement is zero. But I have also met several Americans who are clearly on the far-right from an European perspective but claimed or even believed themselves to be centrists, especially in the loose on-line groups around several dozen political con-men and on-line personalities which can be summarized under the term "anti-SJW". These people tend to come from a place of extreme ignorance about most of the political spectrum (even the spectrum in the US, not to mention the rest of the world).
@@casparroist2920 Let me venture a more specific reply. Your original comment made me think what you mean because first, I didn't see most of the lampooned American stereotypes as tied to or exclusive to a political side, and second, it didn't come to me immediately which ones you might connect to the "left" side. On the latter, even after thinking about it, I could recall only one: the recurring "I'm offended" reaction, which can be read as a criticism of the US phenomena of political correctness and identity politics, phenomena which tend to be connected to the Democrats. However, I think the makers of the video showed awareness that these phenomena are not at all limited to the left side of the political spectrum, as shown by the moment when the reason for taking offence is a traffic sign showing a child with a mother and not a father.
"That's a socialist, they are the offspring of the communist, but they mean no harm". LMAO. You gotta be German to laugh your ass off at this joke.
Or you Just have to know a little about politics
@@LuisGonzalez-dc8wv I reckon you need a little bit of history lessons.
Lol they mean a hell lot of harm to the people they are supposed to represent.
The tap water part has me dying 🤣 🤣
It's actually sad since we should be able to drink tap water but our infrastructure is so behind that it has become unsafe or was always unsafe and we never fixed it.
As a German and a American mix this is really true
"Are you a communist!" Bruh he's German, kinda famous for not being communist
good one
First of all karl marx the founder of communism was german and second of all in ww1 germany supported Lenin to go to russia and make communism revolution and third of all germany is a socialist country
@@kianooshbabaei5319 Karl Marx was also a member of the tribe
@@kianooshbabaei5319 First of all, marx didn't make communism. What he showed was marxism. It's merely the study of the interaction between the working class and the capitalists. It also just points to how the working class will form a revolution. Though, germany is socialist and was socialist even in ww2.
@@kianooshbabaei5319 Lenin was more a kind of special weapon to drive Russia out of the war. The Kaiserreich hated communists like every other monarchy.
I am Italian but I live in the U.K. Once, an American colleague (educated at university level) asked me how the Romans were and what were their living conditions. I was confused but answered that they were fine assuming he meant the inhabitants of our capital, Rome (also called Romans). After a while, I understood that he thought that the Italians had somehow put the Romans in reserves as Americans did with Native Americans 😳. Trying really hard not to laugh as he was very proud of his knowledge, I had to give him a brief (but covering nearly 2000 years) lesson of history. He was shocked that we effectively descend from the Romans.
Did you told him he might be a descendant of some european people and therefore maybe have some roman ancestors too? :D
An American guy once seriously asked a friend if Europeans wash and have cars...🤓
I don't want to say they're dumb... But... Well, they are, but in some way I felt very surprised with your story... How?
That's just pathetic. We learned your history in grade school in "backward" West Virginia. "Book smart" doesn't always translate to smart.
We have Roman towns all over England and Wales such as Caerleon, Caerwent and Cirencester.
Please make more parts 😅😅
Guys, you been cracking me up! 😂😅
As a European who came to America, the severe lack of public transit, large portion sizes, and an absence of widespread historical knowledge was a big shock to me.
Because of sprawl, public transport cant be as fast or efficient in the US, add on to that the fact that most US citizens see public transport as something for "The Poors" and you get a slow, grossly underfunded, and inefficient system. Portion sizes probably has to do with the volume of food grown locally in the US making it less expensive to make more. Then, being in competition with other restaurants, you don't want to be the place with "less food". Lastly history Education has to do with the motivation of children to learn. It is very difficult to teach a child who is apathetic to learning. For instance children in the western half of the US don't get all that enthusiastic about thing that happened 3,000 miles away as they do learning about stuff they know they can visit. They care even less about learning European history from across an ocean. A kid in the UK can learn about Hadrian's wall being built almost 2000 years ago and learn that no matter where on Great Brittan they live, it's less than 500km from the wall. Hard for a 7 year old to care Plymouth rock when they live 4,200 km away in Los Angeles. That's more than the distance from London to Bagdad. Not saying that its okay to have shit transit and education, just that there are challenges inherent to the US that contribute to the differences.
Well you went to there wrong city then
Lol. "Large portion sizes". You don't have to eat large portions, no one's forcing you to. On the historical side, let me ask you this: How do you teach ppl about history when the population is diverse as America is? Why would some students from a latin American background, say Guatamala, or student from perhaps Guam give two shits about history that happened in Europe, Africa or the middle east? It wasn't their ppl, so why would that interest them? Germany is still a very homogeneous nation even though it also has many foreigners, but that's what makes the difference. A nation of mostly Germans learning about their ppl's history and the history of their surrounding neighbors which affected them is going to interest them. In America, they'll learn the same history, but to many students it really won't mean much. There's absolutely nothing tying them to the history. Most of them will just think, "It was a bunch of boring shit that happened to white ppl" in countries they couldn't point out on a map if their lives deoended on it. Oh, and we do have history, obviously but good luck in cherishing it or even teaching it bc everything's racist now.
Public trànsit? Read up on why it's not liked here. Ever hear of NYC and the people being shoved in front of the traìns....or the losers who have been àttacking people on buses, trains, and then get released ìmmediately thanks to no bail and they do it again.
@@TheGoldenDragon_ Germany really isn't homogeneous anymore. Ethnic Germans are 70% or so of the population and are a minority in a few areas now, they are projected to become a minority in German over all by 2060 according to the Clovis Institute.
"that's discrimination against people who don't plan ahead" Made me laugh hard
This hurts my bones but it’s amazing
😂😂😂 he said “ tap water? Tf you trynna poison me?” Classic😂😂
"This sound communist" "You just jealous" Nothing more true has been said My first comment to reach 2500 likes, long live Soviet Union
What part?
@@jbvaav8474 4:03
😂😂😂😂
@Piyush Kharpate sure the right winger will teach leftists how the left works
@Piyush Kharpate the fact you called me leftist snowflakes immediately gave me right about how I called you earlier lmao
"It's free here, I can study until I'm dead man." "Sounds pretty communist, if you ask me." "You're just jealous." BRUH
The root of most anti-communist folk is just jealousy tbh
true tho
A very rare case of both sides being correct
I lived in Canada for 22 years where the healthcare was "free". No one ever wanted to admit they paid for it by force with an extremely high tax rate. The only 2 times I had to use the system I ended up having to pay out of pocket for private care because the system was so backlogged that it was going to take 11-14 months to get anything meaningful done.
@@franksmith8210 weewoo higher taxes. We pay our workers proper money. The taxes aren't the problem.
need part 4))
I once spoke with an American man who said "I've never been out of the country....I have no desire to travel, I don't want to go anywhere that won't let me bring my gun!" 😂😂
This is a masterpiece! My son was stationed in Germany for a bit. During some of our conversations, his American really started to show when he complained about walking everywhere and riding buses. He couldn’t stop talking about the food and beer though, he hates American beer now🤣.
american beer is toilet water ... there are worlds between our beers so either never drink german beer or buy it exclusivly :D
@@SenkoVT I might sound like a bad German, but there are some really decent breweries in America as well, with some great variety.
I tried corona once after whole day of European beers, none of us liked it and we ended up spraying each other with it and then bought my fav one and drunk it in front of the market because everything else was closed by that time
I also was stationed there so I can verify everything from walking to the beer. American beer is substandard except Sam Adams. To me that’s the closest to German beer we get.
@@djuzasvraka4321 I would not drink Bud or Busch, my favorites have always been smaller breweries in Pennsylvania Dutch Country because those people are basically entirely German decedent. Its called Dutch Country because when we were asked the immigrants where they were from, they said Deutschland and in classic American fashion we assumed Dutch land.
I thought the water joke was going to be that you serve him sparkling water
the should have gone for sparkling tap water...
yeah, i thought that too
Me too hah
In germany we have no toxic fluoridation or highly chlorinated tape water, I guess.
And no ice.
In Louisiana, not only do we drink in public, we have drive through daiquiris to take on the road. Lol
I have to watch this later, currently have a bruised rib (hope that's what it is) after 2 decades on sleeping on hardened floors i finally got a bed. When i cough my chest hurts, when i laugh it hurts. But ill definitely watch this when it heals
Dude, as an American who lived in Germany for 9 years, the defeated “More stairs?” Is SO accurate.
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How do people with wheelchairs get around?
@@katar9090 It is offensive.
@@katar9090 they don’t 😂 Germany hates new technology and disabled people
@@jareersmoker1721 they also loathe children who are only to be seen, not heard
This video is now the reason why I have "Visit Germany" on my bucket list.
But please, leave the gun in the United States :D
Oh my fucking god. Another American tourist searching for that cozy European feel and not realizing how super cringy they are.
What you wanna visit Germany just to see tits in public? You never seen tits before?
Beware of the socialists tho! We now have a socialist leader since this month xD
Pretty funny! Thank you both.
The american guy is nuts, a wild cowboy! 😂😂😂😂
"Why do you have a gun? And how did you get it through the airport?" "Life has many doors Krautboy."
*many doors to breach
The adventures of krautkinder und swinehund
The “this is offensive” has to be the most American thing
Only liberals say that.
@@fenemoya4803 Would you please shut thou hatch of a mouth spurting the continuous words of “Other side bad, my side good”
@@kaiserslavaniaashur1623 speak english, or learn to write better, liberal.
Not really, it's very common (and very annoying) in a lot of countries.
Not really. Weeb.
Escalator make sense when you carry ~1 kilo pistol simply on your regular belt.
Thanks for visit german I'm so proud of you I am from german!
"Im gonna sue the shit out of this city" For walking stairs.... seems accurate
American will sue everthing on this planet it is real 😂🤣🤣
@@somaliano99kingkonghimself75 😑
"That's discrimination agaisnt people who don't plan ahead" that's me every single day mate.
I am just arrived at Kiel and loved this video already 😅
OMG,..😂 LMAO. This is my second video which I watched from this channel . The first one was obviously "Indian visiting GERMANY" That was so funny and Laughed a lot. But this video. OMG literally "LMAO"🤣🤣🤣
glad you enjoyed it^^ welcome aboard! 😄
As an American in a county with blue laws, “everything’s closed on Sunday” hit on a personal level.
It was changed like this in my country and there are net stores that are country-wide opened despite of the new "Sunday law" - it's such level of government corruption because they privately invest in those stores.
I mean... you should have food for one extra day. its not a big deal.
My mom in the bg: CANCEL FLIGHT TICKETS TO GERMANY!!! Me: ._.'
"blue laws" ?!?
They have the same thing in America, in the Mormon part, small town close everything on Sunday
I thought for sure the American was gonna be upset about the lack of ice in his water😂
The only inaccuracy I could find in this video.
Or air-conditioning which as an American I gotta say must suck.
Also the fact many Americas prefer their tap water compared to bottled water, Idk where he got that information
@@rawrimadeinosaur7513 some states have shitty tap water in the US. The southern states for the most part have the best tap water especially states like Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, and North Alabama which all get their water from natural limestone springs and such
@@strat458796 key word is some and it's not the state, it's just like one city that contaminated their water. You say the South has the best water yet when I was in Gergia the tap water was down right awful and tasted like salt water.
love this one
you need an own show on national tv!!! You’re amazing 😂
hahaha thanks redzebra^^ 😄 Cheers!
If you had said to him: "Come on, let's play football in the park," he would have brought his helmet.
:)
when Americans play football in the park.....they dont wear gear....
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@@hamdanshiekfazzabin3318 نعم طبعا. وأنا إمبراطور الصين.
@@christinealves4131 this is for comedy
He’s like a combination of 3 different types of American who are near opposites. Great video!
If you're not one of those 3. He just seems like the average American.
Nope he's pure Midwestern conservative
@@GabiN64 Midwestern conservatives don't get offended by everything, they don't sue people for stupid reasons and they don't like Starbucks. I'm sure there were other conflicts as well.
@@troyg3831 never heard of a conservative Karen? Trump or Ben Shapiro? Keep dreaming budddy
@Troy G What does being conservative have to do with not liking Starbucks?
The stairs i can definitely relate to.
I remember when we could still have our PoF's in our quarters due to the SOFA when I was stationed in Ansbach. We always had our Friends coming over to go shoot on the Range with us; the look on their faces though when they would walk in and see a Gun Cabinet full of weapons and ammo in someone's house for the first time was priceless.
He put the "just married" card in the wrong compartment... I'm gonna sue him.
Yeah, no respect for ORDNUNG!
One of my teachers told me how a student of his moved to Germany for an exchange program and the family she was sent to live with "didn't" speak English and it took her about a month to speak German fluently once she could speak it fluently they all congratulated her in perfect English because the fastest way to learn another language is to have no one speak to you in yours 😆😆😆
Thats actually a damn good tactic!
Great
Pro gamer german move
wow that is actually smart by them
If there are as many cognates between the languages as English and German, I believe it.
The we should sue the city at 3:19 just because theres no escalator and the 3:36 Is just hilarious 😂
"I'm gonna sue the $3!+ out of this city". LOL!
"There's a lot of crazy people out there" and makes the craziest eyes ever :D You guys are so funny.
Nope. We're idiots. And I D.A.R.E. another American to disagree. If you do disagree: Explain Florida - I'll wait 😒...
Imagine a German going to america. "What why there so many flags here, are these people fascists??!" "No, they're just patriotic, everyone has an American flag."
German citizen have also a deutsch flag in the porch
The continent doesn't have a flag, those are not "American flags"
@@l0r3nz0rm Uhm, no. Maybe 1 in 1000. If even.
@@FredLulle I'm in the niedershachen area almost everyone have it
Well here at my place in franconia you see very, very few german flags, you can see the franconian flag more often
What! Germany has changed since the 80s when I was there. I didn’t see many salads but lots of sausage and cheese. And everyone drank bottled mineral water and said I was crazy to drink tap water. The rest true and I miss it.
"is THIS the wall?" 🤣🤣
"That's no communist, it's an SPDler" Well according to Armin laschet....
hahahahahhas
For me as a German, SPDler are definitely Communists! :-D
"Rote Socke" anyway *starts shooting*
@baer chen wie zum Teufel ist es dir nicht klar ,dass dies ihm klar ist ?
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Video idea: when people from northern Germany visit Bavaria
Na Ah bots aren't into dark techno
Or: When people from Munich visit Saarland
@@ll-rt8oi unrealistic, as a guy from munich i fear those incestual creatures too much, i would not dare to visit such cursed lands
@@ll-rt8oi also i'm apparently gay now
Great idea!
Great job guys! Very funny. We have some of the same problems with American visitors here. lol 🇨🇦 God bless their naïveté.
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