I bought you a pillow and perform a variety of ASMR triggers to help you get the best sleep you'll ever have.
00:00:00 Testing Your New Pillow
00:05:53 Unbagging Your New Pillow
00:08:37 Reading Your New Pillow's Ingredients
00:10:08 Testing Your New Pillow - The Sequel
00:11:11 pillow pillow pillow pillow pillow pillow
00:12:06 Raw New Pillow Sounds
00:17:05 Final Part of the Testing Your New Pillow Trilogy
00:17:54 Giving You Your New Pillow
00:20:52 Simulating Ocean Waves (Jacket Sounds)
00:25:40 The Fizz-o-matic 9000
00:32:22 Sounds of an Absolutely Stunning Tie
00:35:49 Jacket Sleeve Sounds
00:37:11 Damp Sponge
00:41:06 Radio Static / White Noise
00:46:46 Hopefully You're Asleep By Now
00:47:30 Crinkly Plastic Bag
00:52:37 potent potent potent potent potent potent
00:53:55 Potent Pestle & Mortar Filled with Blue Sand
00:59:16 Ribbed Can
01:05:11 Cone of Sleep
01:09:01 Manual Hand Drill
01:13:15 Stealing Back Your New Pillow
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Literally one of the best channels on the platform, regardless of genre.
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your wrong. the BEST channel on the platform
“Let me pull this out” … “The pillow.. from the bag” It’s the humor for me 😂
I don't know 100% what he was implying...and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
Literally happened as i was reading this lol
Eheh…Mary Lou, you are one dirty girl!
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Got the joke then went to read comments immedietly.
6:10 This is the most tingles I've ever gotten in my life. Amazing!
Happy to hear that 😁👍
I wasn't expecting THE Peanut Butter Gamer to be here! Glad to hear that Uncle E is doing his job right, haha.
HOLY SHIT PEANUT BUTTER GAMER LISTENS TO ASMR POG
ong ur comment is yellow thays so cool
Holy shit pbg moment
My absolute favorite channel on KZhead and one of my favorite artists ever in any category. Rift ftw!
Wow money epic
He graduated from a tissue package to a full blown pillow. Now that’s progress! ☺️
The Tissue Package is from the Ancient Gods. This is obviously from the New.
@@darkzer0670 so pillow of the New gods?
Eldritch symbols on pillow when? :]
@@user-ol4bh1ei1b Pardon my ignorance but what does that say?
@@bobveinne2439 it says you have tiny wee wee
ER: “I don’t want you to feel bad that I spent a lot of money on you.” Me: Aw, he’s gonna say something like “you are worth it.” ER: “It only cost $4…at Target.”
i thought the same thing! i laughed so hard when i heard him say how cheap it was, love this dudes comedy
And then he took it back anyways 😂
ER: “It didn’t cost much.” “But it did cost something so im gonna have it-“ *camera pans to ER running off with the 4$ pillow from target*
To be fair I’d kill for that kind of money lmao
Bro you’re honestly my number one favorite ASMRIST Thank you so much for the amazing videos I appreciate them so much!!! My favorite kind of videos that you make is the role-play ones so unique again thank you so much!!!
@Jayson Roberts shameless😭😂
@@catherinemartin1957 you 👇 to 🤡
@@catherinemartin1957 ???
@@jackbyrnes1097 ????
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I don’t know if relax and sleep or laugh at the jokes he makes. Just awesome
I heard you like donating
Uncle E, your videos are like comfort/soul food for me. I’ve had a rough day over seas and I’m very thankful to be able to decompress to some of your content. Thank you.
Felt that. Cheer up. Slap on the back from Japan & a thank you to ER.
The intro immediately felt very inviting and relaxing. I definitely think I'm gonna like this haha
Those tingly pillow wrapper crinkles had me before you even said “Hey what’s up?” I’m gonna love watching all of this at my bedtime. Yay! 💜🌙
Then he put it on his head I was trying to sleep
If your interested, I recently started my relax ASMR channel, I would be very grateful for your support ❤❤
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Being a massive Silent Hill fan, I can confirm that radio static lets you know you're about to have the best sleep you'll ever have.
After all uncle E has done, and the hours and hours I have spent listening, It only felt fair to give a little more than ad revenue.
I want 5 bucks
I quit a few addictions with these videos including cigs and pain pills 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙
@@bright_vibes5835you haven’t earned it
@@wolfofyoutube474love that
@@wolfofyoutube474 same. Crazy how it has that affect on the mind. It’s that initial anxiety and sickness that he helps with and the sleepless nights on the first month then it becomes an addiction of its own
I listen to this every night, and my favorite parts is the “I’m going to pull this out…. The pillow.” 😂
been watching over the years and the passion is still here. only blessings for this guy
Yeah fr. You can definitely see if they still have that same passion from the start. ER is the most legit on the website
I could tell this was going to be an all-time great video in the first 10 seconds. The soft crinkle sound is fantastic. Very reminiscent of the tissue package of the elder gods.
Yo completely different from what you said but, if my pfp gets on the right side of yours, we become the police department
Love how the comments in this video are as funny and interesting as the video itself
A good video, indeed.
Been watching this channel on and off for about 6 years. It’s the most varied Asmr I’ve seen. Great stuff- crazy - but great.
How old are you?
Agreed amigo
All the greats are at least a little crazy.
Rift, stop it. How the hell can I fix my sleep schedule for the 80th time when these masterpieces keep on coming out?
The fact that he is so well dressed even tho he's just testing a pillow and making asmr. Must stay professional at all time
Recently just found this channel and can say this is the best I’ve ever slept! :)
good
You wont regret it,ive been here since the Sleep for the sleepless video and never fails 👍🏻
Sleep tight 😴
Dope dude, been here since 2015 and I have yet to find a channel that makes better ASMR
The title doesn’t lie
Bro is seriously a creative genius his creativity and potential are astounding! Great work
Been using this channel since I was 13 I'm 29 now and nothing helps me sleep better this guy gets it, the proper movements and topics have made this channel unreal I used these videos to quit multiple addictions and am where I wanna be now thanks to this channel. If you need time to heal let these videos heal you
yea no bud oldest video is 11 years ago
@@firesdumb 23-11 is 12
@@wolfofyoutube474if u were 13 and now u are 29 it means 16 years have passed
@@firesdumbHe's in his 20s and can't maths?
I am now suffering from BOMHS, a terrible disorder :( it stands for Bag over my head syndrome, the doctors say I should recover soon though!
I love the humor in all of his vids
This pillow helps rest my head This video helps rest my mind This man helps rest my soul Love you Uncle E! Hope you get some well deserved splentastic rest tonight!
$4 dollars today might be $5 bucks tomorrow thanks to this crazy inflation so I'm glad you spent it
It’s so cool that he fades in and out of the background with the suit 👍
this awesome dude has been helping me take naps or just get some sleep for years you rock uncle er keep it up man all your videos are amazing and i love this universe you created so keep it up, because yanno what i was once sad because i lost the mazing feeling of asmr until you came along with way more content which showed me weird new triggers that helped me get back into this so thanks man and keep it up. good now
Awesome, looks like I'm not staying up all night binging old ER videos tonight!!
Every now and then ER shows up in my recommended and it’s always a banger. Keep it up
Oooh this is such perfect timing for my "now"...9.30pm here in Italy...this will help me forget about the insane heat we're having!! Thank you Rift! 🤗🌹 P.S. taking a break to say I loove the word musings..."comfort able"..."pillo"... 💕
I always wanted to visit Italy someday, but I am sure the heat is way higher than here 😖 So hope there comes a fresh and cold breeze right into your home to cool you down a little🧡 lots of love from Germany 🇩🇪🧡🧡🧡
@@morgensternw4121 u should be from the CIS, or am I wrong? I am wrong
@@artemsychov449 I’m sorry what is CIS? I don’t know, but I‘m from Germany 😖
@@morgensternw4121 CIS ist die Region der ehemaligen USSR. Ich dachte so, weil dein nickname Morgenstern ist. Ich sollte nächstes mal den Kommentar zu Ende lesen bevor ich darauf antworte. Ich bin btw aus der Ukraine, dem beste Land auf der Erde. Doctor E.R. has got fans even on the moon
@@artemsychov449 oh cool danke! Ganz viel Liebe und Glück an dich und alle deine Lieben🧡 ich denke auch, er hat Fans überall😂 Tut mir leid, ich war davon einfach bisschen verwirrt, versprochen, in Geschichte hab ich aufgepasst aber im Halbschlaf war das doch zu viel für mich😂 Naja alles liebe wünsch ich dir🧡
I was waiting for him to fall over while holding the pillow at the very end lol
i almost wanted to as a joke!
Good now, ER. You’ve been my lifeline for sleep for around the past 8 months now; I want to thank you, so much. Your little casual quirks you put into your videos (good now, splentastic) is what keeps me going, and surely more viewers for you :)) I’ve also noticed that multiple things i love have the abbreviation or letters ‘ER’ in them. I love watching you (ER), its short for the emergency room (ER) show that i love watching (and many other similar shows), and ER are the first two letters of my favourite sibling (yes i have favorites, doesn’t everyone?) so yeah. Thanks ER; you’re amazing.
you come back to read the replies, hoping ER responded, just to find out it was me i am the man of false hope- i guess?
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10:51 "It's a little awkward" said by him. I love it
Normally I'm not a crinkle fan, but this video has the best crinkles
I love it when ER randomly smiles at us through the camera. I can't help but smile back knowing full well he can't see me lol.
I can't explain how much I needed this video recently. I have been struggling with sleep and this is exactly what I need. Thanks E.R. keep up the great work👍
Best channel on KZhead
I true pillow sales man loves his craft and never gets to work on time
None of us deserve weekly hour plus splendtastic content for basically free, yet we're given it, and I can't be grateful enough for it :)
While I love the ERU, it's so lovely to get a "normal" ASMR video from you every once in a while.
Your dedication to making people feel happy is unmatched, I’m from Australia and I watch you every night!! You are seriously one of the nicest people in the world and I’ve never even met you. I appreciate you helping me so much not just with sleep and relaxation but your videos and voice relieve my anxiousness and depression Thank you so much 😊
No lie this brought the ASMR tingles back after about a year, thank you Uncle E🙏
Re-stumbling across this channel after like 5 years is the best thing that’s happened to me. Sick in bed with covid and it’s been so hard to sleep, but I fell asleep so fast last night. Came back to listen while I wake up. ❤
Uncle E will always be there… When you need him the most, or… when you least expect it.
How you doin there bud? Feeling better?
I love this channel. I can come to it and feel relaxed no matter how stressed iam
I love all of Uncle ERs posts, so unique yet relaxing. Those ideas are constantly floating around that brain of his! Cant wait for next upload!
This video has it all, feeling of safety, warmth and AMAZING crinkle sounds and whispering! i bow down sir! Thank you!
How are you so good at this asmr stuff after so long?! The crinkle noises are so crisp! Kudos to you and your mics!!
ah ER my friend , i am once more delighted to see more amazing content of yours , really cant thank you enough for all the work you do and ill make sure to always watch what you give. many thanks from the bottom of my heart sleep master and godspeed!
Those pillow crinkles are INSANE.
Thank you for every video and all of your time spent to give us tingles and the occasional laugh! You are appreciated
Thank you Uncle ER! I needed this tonight. I've had a WEEK and I just lay down for sleep. Thank you! I'm five minutes in but I like it already!
this video feels warm
You are the king of ASMR my friend. The king of comfort. Thank you for your commitment to your fans and content.
You have no idea how much you have helped with my anxiety right now
7:49 “in that moment he knew he was fucked up.”
hey tio rifty! Just wanted to say that this video helped me fall asleep after a week of intense insomnia and getting an average of 30mins of sleep each night. Listening to this, i was able to keep myself asleep longer and actually get about 8 hours of sleep :D I guess it truly was the Best Sleept Ever
Man I love this video, it's one of my favorites of the recent months. Feels very back to basics. Thanks ER
Probably my favorite ASMR channel, not only is he really relaxing, but he's hilarious too. Love your stuff man, keep up the great work!
This video is so great. I recently got a waitressing job and they’re having me work a lot of long afternoon into night shifts. Even though I get home after midnight beyond tired I find it really difficult to actually relax and fall asleep. This helped a lot!
good luck with your new job! i also just started working somewhere new and these nine hour shifts are so dreadful. hang in there 💕
you seriously have the best humor it makes me want to laugh and sleep at the same time
It’s really impressive that even after years you still have new unique ways to put us to sleep.
It’s 5 AM and I haven’t been able to sleep so I could definitely use this right now 👍
I don't have a clue why is ASMR is sooooo good
Yup this one put me to sleep pretty fast, loved it! Sooo good!! Favorited as the video throughout has so much greatness.
You and Sensor Adi are my favorites, thanks for helping many others and I with anxiety and stress at night.
Those ocean Waves were sick. Please do a full video of this!!
5:58 that was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for this relaxing video to fall asleep to; thank you for being there when one needs relaxation (like when not being tired despite of having to get out of bed in three and a half hours 😅)! I wonder if Corvus has a comfy pillow, as well...
this was indeed The Best Sleep I Ever Haved! great work Melissa!
A good whispering voice can make or break an asmrist and yours is legendary
I’ve literally never seen so many tips/thanks in a comment section of any video before. Know this, Mr. ER probably has very good content. As I am a newer person to his Channel. :)
this man legit is the reason i sleep at night
7:14 was almost asleep but I “I don’t see what the big deal is” had me dying 😂😂😂
I hope this man's pillow is comfortable and has a perfect chill to it.
This is everything that ASMR should be 😌❤️
This guy never runs out of ideas for videos
Long time viewer here and you never cease to impress. Thank you, I needed this for sleep.
I was having a tough time falling asleep last night, but this video greatly helped me. Keep up the amazing work! :)
Fun fact: ER actually asked Miss Void to provide this black background.
Wow, I'm really surprised that I've never come across this channel before, it's great 😊
3 weeks later and I still haven't stayed awake for the whole thing. This video makes me melt.
When he tried to give me the pillow through the screen i almost cried in joy when it actually worked. Thanks, Mr. Rift!
This guy has doing asmr since he born
So Dr Strange gave up on fucking up the universe and is now making Asmr videos along with Thor.
Ima be back in a few hours to watch this before I sleep. I’m so excited
My god, the tingle's I've got from this video, is insane!!!
This guys definitely my favorite KZhead relaxer person.
You are a huge inspiration for my content! Thanks for being innovative and so creative !
I’ve gone back to this video 4 nights in a row. My new favorite of yours ER (Edit: Been a month and still watching this same video every night to fall asleep. )
This is one of the best ASMR Videos I have ever witnessed.
I feel like I should be paying money for this quality of content Edit- I know that I can donate and that there is KZhead premium, this is just a joke!
You can if you want
don't give KZhead any ideas
You can already, if you’re watchin on your phone then you can scroll up on the video and look for “thanks” it’s like donations pretty much
Lol imagine having ads on an asmr video that would be dumb you are tryna sleep and u got your volume loud cuz the video is quieter and then an ad blows ur eardrums out.
@@natonedemon5698 youtube premium already exists
inshallah i get good sleep from this
10 seconds of this video and its already one of my favorite videos
I like how he’s just smiling enjoying his time on his little puffy pillow it makes me happy too
"I'll try again, like... Three years from now" I'll hold you to that, chief
If youre interested, I recently started my relax ASMR channel and I would be very grateful for your support ❤❤
"I can agree with that to an extent" I almost spat out my cream soda. Love the sense of humor!
This is truly the video of all time.
Sitting awake at 3am restless in bed. This helped calm me down a lot. Thank you so much. 🙏🏻