Which SCP Object Class Are You? ASMR

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You are an anomaly of unknown origin and power being contained at an SCP Foundation facility, where one of the doctors performs a routine series of observations and tests to determine your classification, and what might trigger your anomalous qualities.
The SCP Foundation: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
My SCP ASMR Playlist: • SCP ASMR Videos
00:00:00 The Foundation's Special Concoction
00:01:19 So Many Questions
00:02:44 The Recording & Translation Devices
00:04:00 Why You Are Being Contained
00:06:50 Class: Safe
00:09:13 Class: Euclid
00:11:05 Class: Keter
00:12:04 Class: Thaumiel
00:13:10 (Class: Neutralized)
00:13:50 Class: Apollyon
00:15:13 Class: Archon
00:17:40 Initial Observations & Notes
00:24:36 Obtaining Your Measurements
00:32:48 Making a Sketch of You
00:40:59 The Trigger Words Test
00:52:21 A Visual Examination
00:54:16 What Is Your Purpose?
00:55:43 The Doctor's Locked Box
00:59:36 The Poking & Prodding Test
01:03:00 The Hand Movements Test
01:06:23 Obtaining a Material Sample
01:09:43 The Audio Triggers Test
01:17:00 Concluding the Session
01:18:16 Final Notes
01:21:41 [REDACTED]
01:25:00 Until Next Time...
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  • Doctor Rift has the anomalous ability to put all the scp's that he visits to sleep. this has proven to be extremely useful to the foundation, which is why they moved him out of containment and to become a doctor once he showed he was willing to join the foundation.

    @thorrogers541@thorrogers541 Жыл бұрын
    • What would happen if he was put in a room with dr.bright then? Because dr.bright is technically an Scp so would it work on him?

      @paradoxical_anomaly@paradoxical_anomaly Жыл бұрын
    • Guess he's thaumiel then

      @einmensch9651@einmensch9651 Жыл бұрын
    • @@paradoxical_anomaly why wouldnt it work on him? also he is not classified as an scp by the foundation.

      @kassa5902@kassa5902 Жыл бұрын
    • @@kassa5902 but his medallion is and he is the medallion so it might work or most likely would

      @Ratch3et@Ratch3et Жыл бұрын
    • Good luck with 682

      @alfieogden@alfieogden Жыл бұрын
  • For the last time, I’m your coworker, Bob. Not an SCP.

    @sneakyreads@sneakyreads Жыл бұрын
    • The SCP seem to be acting in a very violent manner

      @beidou2241@beidou2241 Жыл бұрын
    • @@beidou2241 i adore these two comments together so much

      @_goblinspit_@_goblinspit_ Жыл бұрын
    • PFF💀

      @turtle5087@turtle5087 Жыл бұрын
    • That sounds like something a SCP would say! -Bob

      @Your_Daily_Serotonin@Your_Daily_Serotonin Жыл бұрын
    • Well I and Bob think othewise

      @mtfalpha-1.629@mtfalpha-1.629 Жыл бұрын
  • SCP XXXX - The Viewer. Object Class - Apollyon. The Viewer does not have a set look, or shape. They varies randomly, and is not known yet what is the factor. The viewer seems to be able to go into another dimension, where they can fast forward or rewind our universe. They also claim to be able to change “videos.” We believe they are referring to different timelines. The subject in question cannot be contained. It can always go to this other dimension, and just, rewind. They should be left to their own ammends. Just because we have classed them as Apollyon, does not mean that they will end the world. Containment class does not define the danger of the individual. The Viewer is not physically hostile in any way.

    @doggowhoasked@doggowhoasked Жыл бұрын
    • >just because, does not mean Very clinical tone there lol

      @crylune@crylune Жыл бұрын
    • Hello :D am scp now :)

      @sturzkampfflugzueg@sturzkampfflugzueg Жыл бұрын
    • SCP XXXX - Most of the time take a humanoid appearance, all tho is not know if it is. The SCP Exhibits different languages types, colors, personality's, shapes and sizes. All tho any personel who came in contact with the SCP can't remember the specific details of the entitie. The SCP Rarely interacts with the the personel of the Site [REDACTED]. And exhibits memory loss as it forget's every interaction with the personel. The SCP Doesn't exhibit any aggressivenes with the Class D personel or any other personel. If the SCP is in danger or it sense dangerous presence, will disappear. Presumably warping to another dimension.

      @-y.I_pi@-y.I_pi Жыл бұрын
    • Not physically hostile? What's that flag button over there

      @manuelramirezwork@manuelramirezwork Жыл бұрын
    • We have recently found out there are billions of these "Viewers". We do not know where they come from, but they are here.

      @balloon_doggo@balloon_doggo Жыл бұрын
  • I like it when he raises his left eyebrow. It is so perfectly tilted, that an imaginary skateboard could ride down it with ease. Such a parable, such an arc.

    @nofckinway4743@nofckinway4743 Жыл бұрын
    • What a beautiful poetic description of a man's eyebrow

      @mayapapaya5585@mayapapaya5585 Жыл бұрын
    • This description was perfectly formed about such an immaculate eyebrow

      @BundeeBurger@BundeeBurger Жыл бұрын
    • No fckin way...

      @courier6640@courier664011 ай бұрын
    • parabolic perfection

      @aguyonyt1@aguyonyt18 ай бұрын
    • What a quaint concept.

      @RitardandoTheMailman@RitardandoTheMailman7 ай бұрын
  • I like the SCP ones. I don't know basically anything about the SCP universe, but being examined like a potentially dangerous thing feels exciting

    @Ajinic@Ajinic Жыл бұрын
    • It’s vast, existentialist, and often contradictory, but oh so intriguing.

      @alphastronghold715@alphastronghold715 Жыл бұрын
    • Same, i can never understand anything about it and i get very lost in creepypastas, but this kind of asmr is so cool

      @tis.giorno@tis.giorno Жыл бұрын
    • wonder if your still active, but it's cool to enjoy "interacting" with things you know nothing about. I'm sure it is

      @user-ww7si3dw3c@user-ww7si3dw3c9 ай бұрын
    • It’s like if your listening to audios of scientists looking into new species and lore put into them, like special powers to each and every species, and there all given names and numbers, and there names are tied to there power (or a hint of there power) and it’s something upon that from what I can explain right know

      @V0ID1934@V0ID19348 ай бұрын
  • I love how this guy casually drinking radiation is telling me I'm an anomaly

    @deppygcreations784@deppygcreations784 Жыл бұрын
    • yea

      @thenonfurry@thenonfurry Жыл бұрын
    • Well…there’s us casually drinking acids and poison in the form of coffee and soda

      @Bananabanana347@Bananabanana34711 ай бұрын
    • Anomalies are known for working at the Foundation. Like bright or bobo

      @kainthedragoon8081@kainthedragoon808110 ай бұрын
  • I love how sometimes ASMR like these "get" you. Here I was, listening to this in the background while I did other things (gotta keep up with the Rift-verse after all), and at 46:00 ER: "Exterminate. Exterminate." Me: *drawn back in and looks to video* "What, am I a Dalek?" ER: "Did I detect some slight movement there?" Me: *sweats*

    @Frozenflame006@Frozenflame006 Жыл бұрын
    • Same lmao! I thought I was alone 😂

      @elizabethmartin3831@elizabethmartin3831 Жыл бұрын
    • You always love to see a good doctor who reference outside the UK lol

      @thorrogers541@thorrogers541 Жыл бұрын
    • Ya Same

      @maquinaaristocrata9327@maquinaaristocrata9327 Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah me to!!

      @venomessknight1250@venomessknight1250 Жыл бұрын
    • Bruh same

      @jaceyacfalle6111@jaceyacfalle6111 Жыл бұрын
  • About the radioactive tea, don't forget about the minor permanent non-physical brain damage.

    @HA11EYS_COM3T@HA11EYS_COM3T Жыл бұрын
    • And the bone decaying, that one is a big one

      @SylverScourge@SylverScourge Жыл бұрын
    • And cancer, I have heard that exposure to some levels of radiation are linked to cancer

      @oreoyin-yan8414@oreoyin-yan8414 Жыл бұрын
    • @the man =_= you sure?

      @oreoyin-yan8414@oreoyin-yan8414 Жыл бұрын
    • @the man XD BRUH

      @oreoyin-yan8414@oreoyin-yan8414 Жыл бұрын
    • That's crazy *falls on the floor and litterally fucking dies of radiation poisoning*

      @fearful_light176@fearful_light176 Жыл бұрын
  • SCP-8987, Dr Rift. Object class: Thaumiel Object description: SCP-8987 has the appearance of a man appearing to be in his late 40s. SCP-8987 currently uses the name Dr Rift, and works within the foundation. SCP-8987 's main purpose within the foundation is to sedate potentially dangerous anomalies, lulling them into a relaxed state. SCP-8987 has the anomalous ability to relax even the most aggressive entities in an instant using his voice. This has proven useful in determining the class of dangerous anomalies and containment.

    @melonpulse4833@melonpulse4833 Жыл бұрын
    • Late 40's??? Nah early 2000000's what u on about

      @ethanwilson9676@ethanwilson9676 Жыл бұрын
    • Perhaps he was originally located after reports of a “miracle doctor” who owned a sleep clinic. When patients would arrive to the clinic in order to find out why they couldn’t sleep well or at all, they would leave a whole week later after being lulled to an incredibly deep sleep. When these patients of his would return home and try to fall asleep, miraculously, they would sleep better than they had in years and on a consistent basis. It was as if their insomnia was cured from one sleep study. This was especially peculiar to the Foundation as sleep clinics don’t make attempts to heal a patient’s insomnia in office… they study it. The SCP Foundation sent agents to contain Dr. Rift with an emphasis on speed. However, after some new information on Dr. Rift’s response to immediate danger, they sent an updated command. Now with a heavy emphasis on a peaceful containment. However, the SCP agents that arrived did not receive the updated command and attempted a swift, aggressive containment. Dr. Rift disappeared and the agents were found to be comatose. With those agents, there was a note saying: Quid Pro Quo. After Dr. Rift was discovered again, the SCP Foundation became in contact with him. They gave him an official position within the SCP Foundation in exchange for his willing containment. He’s quite happy with his role within the Foundation, because to him, the purpose of anomalies is the most important thing to discover and he felt as though that had been discovered for himself. Past that, he is especially content with his containment after a particular test was performed on him. Dr. Rift actually has terrible insomnia and has been struggling with sleep ever since he could remember. However, when scientists at the Foundation placed headphones attached to a microphone… things changed. He sat in front of a D-Class and was instructed to speak into the microphone with the intention of putting the D-Class into a comatose state. After the test was done, the D-Class was in a coma while Dr. Rift was sound asleep. From then on, he would never go to bed without listening to one of the many tapes he has recorded. The Foundation allows him to keep these tapes, but they are only accessible to him via a biolocking containment system. Essentially meaning that he alone can access the tapes. The tapes also communicate to security personnel as to where in Dr. Rift’s room the tapes are. The Foundation explained to Dr. Rift that if even one tape leaves his room, then all of his tapes will be destroyed. He has no intention of taking a tape with him other than to take a nap in the break room, but he was willing to sacrifice his midday nap for a full 8 every night.

      @caleighbocrie577@caleighbocrie577 Жыл бұрын
    • Thanks to those who read and liked my report on the backstory of Dr. Rift ❤️

      @caleighbocrie577@caleighbocrie577 Жыл бұрын
    • @@ethanwilson9676 haha lol yea

      @iateyourbread@iateyourbread Жыл бұрын
    • i must say you should add this to the scp foundation wiki

      @leonsacher3919@leonsacher3919 Жыл бұрын
  • Safe Safe-class SCPs are anomalies that are easily and safely contained. This is often due to the fact that the Foundation has researched the SCP well enough that containment does not require significant resources or that the anomalies require a specific and conscious activation or trigger. Classifying an SCP as Safe, however, does not mean that handling or activating it does not pose a threat. Euclid Euclid-class SCPs are anomalies that require more resources to contain completely or where containment isn't always reliable. Usually this is because the SCP is insufficiently understood or inherently unpredictable. Euclid is the Object Class with the greatest scope, and it's usually a safe bet that an SCP will be this class if it doesn't easily fall into any of the other standard Object Classes. As a note, any SCP that's autonomous, sentient and/or sapient is generally classified as Euclid, due to the inherent unpredictability of an object that can act or think on its own. Keter Keter-class SCPs are anomalies that are exceedingly difficult to contain consistently or reliably, with containment procedures often being extensive and complex. The Foundation often can't contain these SCPs well due to not having a solid understanding of the anomaly, or lacking the technology to properly contain or counter it. A Keter SCP does not mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult or costly to contain. Thaumiel Thaumiel-class SCPs are anomalies that the Foundation specifically uses to contain other SCPs. Even the mere existence of Thaumiel-class objects is classified at the highest levels of the Foundation and their locations, functions, and current status are known to few Foundation personnel outside of the O5 Council. Neutralized Neutralized SCPs are anomalies that are no longer anomalous, either through having been intentionally or accidentally destroyed, or disabled. Apollyon Apollyon-class SCPs are anomalies that cannot be contained, are expected to breach containment imminently, or some other similar scenario. Such anomalies are usually associated with world-ending threats or a K-Class Scenario of some kind and require a massive effort from the Foundation to deal with. Archon Archon-class SCPs are anomalies that could theoretically be contained but are best left uncontained for some reason. Archon SCPs may be a part of consensus reality that is difficult to fully contain or may have adverse effects if put into containment. These SCPs are not uncontainable-the defining feature of the class is that the Foundation chooses to not put the anomaly into containment. Non-Standard Object Classes The following Object Classes are sub-classes that supplement the object's primary (or former) classification. Explained Explained SCPs are commonly articles about anomalies that are completely and fully understood to the point where their effects are now explainable by mainstream science or phenomena that have been debunked or falsely mistaken as an anomaly. Pending SCP articles that have not yet been assigned an object class may be labelled as Pending. This is used to indicate that the Foundation is actively researching the anomaly, but doesn't have enough information yet to give it an object class. This is a deliberate decision to emphasise that a story is ongoing, and isn't the same as the author not knowing which object class to assign! Esoteric/Narrative Classes Esoteric Object Classes, also occasionally referred to as Narrative classes, are Object classes that do not fall into any of the above sections. They are generally only used once and are created to further the narrative in a particular SCP. It is highly recommended that SCPs use one of the standard Object Classes listed here. While some authors choose to introduce exceptions to these rules, they are only very rarely done and need to justify their existence and placement. Many site members will downvote for non-standard Object Classes if used without merit. For a comprehensive list of Esoteric Object Classes and the articles that use them, click here. Decommissioned Decommissioned SCPs are an Object Class that was used by senior staff in the past to not only delete unwanted articles but place them in a sort of "Wall of Shame" to serve as examples of what not to do. This Object Class is not used anymore. Decommissioning articles is not done anymore, partly because such heavy-handed edits by SCP staff are no longer allowed and partly because decommissioning ended up backfiring. See the History of the Universe Hub for more historical information about Decommissioned SCPs and their usage in the past. Object Class FAQ What is the Locked Box Test? The Locked Box Test is an informal guideline used to determine an object's most appropriate Object Class. It goes like this: If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe. If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid. If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter. If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel. If you can't fit it in a box and it's about to end the world, then it's probably Apollyon. If you could have locked it in a box but chose not to, then it's probably Archon. Note that as a special consideration, something that is autonomous, alive, and/or sapient is almost always at least Euclid-class. That is, if you lock a living thing in a box and forget about it, it will eventually suffocate or starve to death, and that's not a good outcome. Something that is intelligent could also end up being smart enough to outwit its containment procedures and/or stop cooperating with the Foundation's attempts to contain it, making it more dangerous than it otherwise might be. What if I find an SCP that is the wrong Object Class? The Object Classes are intentionally left vague as to not limit the author's creative freedom; a rigid, defined system of classes might hinder an author's ability to write the way they would want to, and as such multiple proposals to create better-defined systems in the past have been turned down by SCP Wiki staff. If you find an SCP article that you feel might be inappropriately classified, feel free to raise discussion on the topic and see what other community members think. If the explanation is not to your satisfaction, then feel free to express your opinion on the matter and vote accordingly on the page. If an SCP is very dangerous should its Object Class be higher? No, danger does not really affect an SCP's Object Class. As has been reiterated several times above this, an item's Object Class is more based on the difficulty of containment rather than the danger it otherwise poses. For example, a button that can destroy the entire universe when it's pressed would be safe, whereas a cat who randomly switches places with another cat anywhere on earth would be considered Keter.

    @MrSockZa1st@MrSockZa1st Жыл бұрын
    • Thank you for the information your really smart thank you

      @ipadtextnow5451@ipadtextnow5451 Жыл бұрын
    • this deserves so many more likes

      @numberonetetofan@numberonetetofan Жыл бұрын
    • @@numberonetetofan this is a copy-paste from a different website wdym in deserves more likes

      @pwrgen@pwrgen Жыл бұрын
    • bro it must've taken so much work to do ctrl+c and ctrl+v

      @PerimeterSnipes@PerimeterSnipes Жыл бұрын
    • @@pwrgen because it’s information that i enjoyed reading? without having to leave yt to go look something up?

      @numberonetetofan@numberonetetofan Жыл бұрын
  • Safe: touch no bad Euclid: touch maybe bad Keter: touch bad Thaumiel: keep other thing locked Neutralized: dead Apollyon: touch end world Archon: no keep maybe end world

    @tanker_cheese57@tanker_cheese57 Жыл бұрын
    • Safe: no die Euclid: perhaps die Keter: die Thaumiel: prevent die Neutralized: ded Apollyon: *OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD!* Archon: perhaps

      @morepain9337@morepain9337 Жыл бұрын
    • @the man thaumiel: the one doing the touching

      @vp1011@vp1011 Жыл бұрын
    • Nope. Object classes aren’t based on danger, but how difficult they are to contain.

      @theunknownone2331@theunknownone23312 ай бұрын
    • ​@@vp1011you

      @CooperWard-yb8cv@CooperWard-yb8cv2 ай бұрын
    • @@theunknownone2331yeah but in most cases, the difficulty to contain them also goes hand in hand with how dangerous\deadly they are 😅

      @Louiseanderson2735@Louiseanderson273529 күн бұрын
  • “50% radioactive isotopes” Essentially, nuclear powered humans Also, he got a microphone upgrade. Rift sounds even better than I remember!

    @feraltrafficcone4483@feraltrafficcone4483 Жыл бұрын
    • He does sound so good, right?

      @prettyblaq7574@prettyblaq7574 Жыл бұрын
    • Apart from the fact that his DNA is being slowly destroyed, damaging all the living cells in his body and letting radioactive isotopes digest and irradiate in his stomach for years. I’d say it makes a fine way to get up in the morning.

      @DeezNuts-by1jk@DeezNuts-by1jk Жыл бұрын
    • @@DeezNuts-by1jk Thanks, Deez Nuts. Very cool.

      @orangeismyfavoritecolor@orangeismyfavoritecolor Жыл бұрын
  • I've had the "What Kind of SCP are you?" basically on repeat for the last few weeks (and it's been one of my favorites since it came out) so this is just perfect! Great video as always!

    @bethtapen3149@bethtapen3149 Жыл бұрын
    • It was my first video I found of his. Truly a classic by now.

      @FylixAerou@FylixAerou Жыл бұрын
    • Literally same

      @kylerwright3341@kylerwright3341 Жыл бұрын
    • @@FylixAerou k Tly

      @soontobebard@soontobebard Жыл бұрын
    • @@FylixAerou Same! From that video, I've now gotten into his Arkam series as well as a few others that he does and Rift is my go-to asmr now

      @bethtapen3149@bethtapen3149 Жыл бұрын
    • I used to watch that video all the time, it's so good.

      @MrMagic-ov9sk@MrMagic-ov9sk Жыл бұрын
  • I just realized you've been doing this for like ten years, found this channel when I was 15 and I'll be turning 25 in a couple of months. Thanks for bring a stable source of relaxation and inspiration through the tail end of my youth!

    @GrayVMhan@GrayVMhan Жыл бұрын
    • Happy early birthday!

      @mewhen785@mewhen785 Жыл бұрын
    • Let's make this a happy early birthday chain until his birthday comes! uwu

      @themagiccookie2614@themagiccookie2614 Жыл бұрын
    • happy birthday!

      @el-oq7he@el-oq7he Жыл бұрын
    • Happy birthday!

      @RoninGaming6602@RoninGaming6602 Жыл бұрын
    • Maybe it's your birthday by now, happy birthday!

      @soulangela7154@soulangela7154 Жыл бұрын
  • I would like to consider myself 'Not Cow'. That aside, the time and effort put into these videos is phenomenal

    @michii-@michii- Жыл бұрын
    • that an amy kay reference?

      @saturnd2102@saturnd2102 Жыл бұрын
    • @@saturnd2102 yup. Not Cow would definitely be an SCP

      @michii-@michii- Жыл бұрын
    • @@michii- most definitely and SCP, awesome to meet another amy kay fan

      @saturnd2102@saturnd2102 Жыл бұрын
    • So you're a chicken then? 🤔

      @OrphanedBee@OrphanedBee Жыл бұрын
    • @@OrphanedBee some assume that I'm a depressed chicken

      @michii-@michii- Жыл бұрын
  • 18:37 “Anything you need, just ask and we’ll take care of you.” Me: “Can I go home?” The foundation: *”Anything except for that.”*

    @SnowLily123@SnowLily1239 ай бұрын
  • "A 60 degree angle! Unthinkable! UnSPEAKable! The implications this might have on our world!" I have never giggled so hard at an ASMR video, thank you for this 😂

    @sunny_side_up_music@sunny_side_up_music Жыл бұрын
    • Timestamp?

      @MemeBee.@MemeBee.7 ай бұрын
    • 30:34

      @optimisticxl@optimisticxl6 ай бұрын
  • I love how this guy can make asmr so interesting while being so calming and relaxing. All of the gimmicks he does are very unique and fun, for sure my favorite asmrist

    @couldbeahuman8079@couldbeahuman8079 Жыл бұрын
    • The black mics on the black background is just *chefs kiss*

      @jackcrowley2640@jackcrowley2640 Жыл бұрын
    • i misread that as arsonist-

      @morepain9337@morepain9337 Жыл бұрын
    • @@morepain9337 b

      @dustincrutcher7856@dustincrutcher7856 Жыл бұрын
    • @@morepain9337 next video, “Burning Down An Orphanage ASMR.”

      @benzinc582@benzinc582 Жыл бұрын
    • @@benzinc582 for sure

      @couldbeahuman8079@couldbeahuman8079 Жыл бұрын
  • Man, I hope the SCP series comes back at one point. It doesn't necessarily need to be ASMR at this point, I'm genuinely interested in where this goes.

    @damnation6713@damnation6713 Жыл бұрын
    • sadly nothing yet

      @gigantmuwe8762@gigantmuwe87623 ай бұрын
  • When you wanna go to sleep because it's great ASMR but you wanna stay awake for the lore.

    @damnation6713@damnation6713 Жыл бұрын
  • That face when he looks through the magnified glass is just perfect... Edit: OK so after not falling asleep while watching this I now know that he makes these goofy faces throughout the video. Edit: so many timestamps...

    @dedowo4036@dedowo4036 Жыл бұрын
    • Timestamp?

      @symouth5762@symouth5762 Жыл бұрын
    • @@symouth5762 21:31

      @LittleShayman@LittleShayman Жыл бұрын
    • 1:08:30

      @Windcent@Windcent Жыл бұрын
    • at around 36:30

      @whyiwakeup6460@whyiwakeup6460 Жыл бұрын
    • 1:14:21

      @poggersthehandsomeman6487@poggersthehandsomeman6487 Жыл бұрын
  • The Epheremal Rift channel was the first ASMR channel i found. And so far its my favorite one! I am watching another ASMR youtubers, but You, You Rift are the best!

    @JackSzunyogHarrison@JackSzunyogHarrison Жыл бұрын
    • Rift is the best!

      @charliezw3287@charliezw3287 Жыл бұрын
    • He's the only one I watch other than Elk ASMR. Which is just drawing sounds.

      @zeebooboo9663@zeebooboo9663 Жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @barackobama5869@barackobama5869 Жыл бұрын
    • this man is THE asmrist, he is above all

      @user-rm4fy1uq6y@user-rm4fy1uq6y Жыл бұрын
    • Same it was video he put pins in the microphone

      @quirkytomatoboy6136@quirkytomatoboy6136 Жыл бұрын
  • I gotta say, I love ASMR that tells a story. It takes talent not only to do ASMR, but to also act out and narrate a story.

    @BeholdDog5341@BeholdDog5341 Жыл бұрын
    • And I’m my opinion his acting voice is better than his normal voice in ways of going to sleep idk but it works better for me

      @PERJHITHEOG@PERJHITHEOG Жыл бұрын
  • "Jeff, for the last time, I'm not and SCP, I'm your wife and you need to stop drinking"

    @madhatter294@madhatter29411 ай бұрын
    • bahahahaha

      @Ryangoslingenjoyer@Ryangoslingenjoyer11 ай бұрын
  • I don't know why, but the wide eyes/bug eyes/crazy eyes made me laugh so hard I about fell out of my chair. Thank you for both the relaxing session and the laughs, I really needed it today

    @Lady_Elva@Lady_Elva Жыл бұрын
    • He got me when he pulled out the comically large magnifying glass lmao i giggled for a minute

      @aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8 Жыл бұрын
  • The fact that we responded to the word exterminate made me think we were a Dalek punished by the timelords or something. Also I love the exaggerated expressions Rift was doing this video

    @Nathan55411@Nathan55411 Жыл бұрын
    • I LOVE THIS, THANK YOU I WILL NOW WATCH THROUGH THIS PERSPECTIVE FOREVER

      @Lunarhowlz377@Lunarhowlz377 Жыл бұрын
    • Oh forsure rift is a timelord

      @alternativeghosty@alternativeghosty Жыл бұрын
    • bro I felt stalked

      @josecastellanosargueta7370@josecastellanosargueta7370 Жыл бұрын
    • If I may ask, what’s a Dalek? I looked it up but I’m not sure if the result I got is what your referring to.

      @Divinity_The_Devil@Divinity_The_Devil Жыл бұрын
    • @@Divinity_The_Devil dr who dalek; robot things that wanna exterminate others

      @rachelj8739@rachelj8739 Жыл бұрын
  • Please make more of these scp asmr videos. They're so good. I watched the first one so many times waiting for another one. Thanks you for your videos

    @WhoTheFuckTookIkneumonAlready@WhoTheFuckTookIkneumonAlready Жыл бұрын
    • he's got a playlist for these kind of videos just in case you didn't know

      @Franpa777@Franpa777 Жыл бұрын
  • Other ASMRtists: HIDE THE MICS AT ALL COST Uncle Rift: you just have very big ears.

    @joliecravy5513@joliecravy5513 Жыл бұрын
    • The better to hear with

      @Sinew_Goddess@Sinew_Goddess Жыл бұрын
    • Well it makes sense for them to visible in this case because the scp foundation would most likely record the audio and video

      @destiny_5540@destiny_5540 Жыл бұрын
  • His commitment to his craft inspires me greatly.

    @morganjoel6229@morganjoel6229 Жыл бұрын
  • **face peeling off and bleeding out of my eyes** aah yes, I feel so invigorated

    @zerdaloo@zerdaloo Жыл бұрын
  • I’m not sure why, but Rift is basically the only ASMRtist that I enjoy. I am thankful for the vid, and only ask for more!

    @ajaxx7252@ajaxx7252 Жыл бұрын
  • I really appreciate you keeping us anxiety free and rested all these years rift. Thanks for all the videos. Happy fathers day!

    @mrfrivolusfr8482@mrfrivolusfr8482 Жыл бұрын
  • SCP-6265 nicknames Dr. Rift or D.Rift by staff is a Keter/Archon class anomalous entity resembling that of a human male, who during the day exhibits no anomalous properties but upon nightfall leaves any containment through [REDACTED] methods and exhibits many anomalous traits such as pulling apart the “fabric of reality” and [REDACTED]. SCP-6265 shows no signs of aggression and actively helps personnel and other SCPs sleep, even against their own will through anomalous means. SCP-6265 has been permitted to wander site [REDACTED] and claim to be a doctor after Dr. [EXPUNGED] deemed SCP-6265 “more of a hassle to contain than necessary.”

    @yeetman8541@yeetman8541 Жыл бұрын
  • Ever since the “What kind of SCP are you?” video I’ve been waiting to see if he would make another one of these 😁

    @therealgr1ff@therealgr1ff Жыл бұрын
  • ER, you are honestly THE most creative ASMRtist bar none. It's honestly amazing that you can come up with these interesting (and sometimes strange lol) concepts and make them into ASMR.

    @negligent2965@negligent2965 Жыл бұрын
  • Sir the entire video I was thinking, "oh hey he sounds like he's vaguely describing my race of creatures I made, must be a coincidink" then you got to the part of manifesting something that looks like it's out of this world and starlike and I flipped, the races name are "the stars" who are best described as inter-dimensional goo people who are very angular when they take up a form.

    @VoodooBrew@VoodooBrew Жыл бұрын
  • I imagine I’m a simple rubber duck in box being heavily sructinized by ER

    @logangant7732@logangant7732 Жыл бұрын
    • Dear... god I can see that

      @Ariadna-116@Ariadna-116 Жыл бұрын
    • Honestly there could be an SCP like that. It would fit right in.

      @jillreyerma7592@jillreyerma7592 Жыл бұрын
  • As someone who has a love for the SCP community, and has terrible insomnia (it’s literally 2AM as I’m watching this), I see this as an absolute win. 😋😋🍭

    @uh-oh-spaghettios@uh-oh-spaghettios5 ай бұрын
  • I really wanna see a video of him doing something like "reading a book about schizophrenia ASMR" or something like that but he's actually sitting in the corner of the room in front of a wall flipping through and reading a book that isn't there

    @Gordon_Freeman484@Gordon_Freeman4847 ай бұрын
  • What's funny about this is that voice does sound like what chamomile tea can do to you. It contains a chemical called apigenin, which is like a weak sedative. In small doses, it's fine, but in large doses it can induce tiredness. Dude's just been drinking A LOT of that tea.

    @someusername6552@someusername6552 Жыл бұрын
  • Happy fathers day!! You do kinda act like a fun dad, I'm how you would do this but a dungeon and dragon RP or something like that would be fun. Such as setting up a character sheet!

    @user-vn3jq8rr5g@user-vn3jq8rr5g Жыл бұрын
    • Not sure**

      @user-vn3jq8rr5g@user-vn3jq8rr5g Жыл бұрын
    • Like what he did with the skyrim character creator? That would be neat, like a short explanation of each race, and the classes you can be, and the stats you get and how they change how you play

      @bronycrafter1526@bronycrafter1526 Жыл бұрын
  • those dislikes are all the guards or mtf that died trying to recontain or contain, us "We Are SCP"

    @fairtrade7192@fairtrade7192 Жыл бұрын
  • Template for custom SCP's SCP XXXX [Insert name for your SCP] | Object class: [Insert the class of your choice] [Write a document in this texts place describing the SCP's actions and appearance]

    @Flopper823@Flopper823 Жыл бұрын
  • It is not enough to possess the best set with the very best sound system, - or even whisper at least as well as everyone else. The most important feature is your delivery. A sluggish and every calm overall demeanor, how you do enunciate what you do say to your people, your specific preformance in-line with your theme, and even every single movement and gesticulation that you make, - I really believe that it amounts to all of these little things that truly make up the superior artist. And 'Ephemeral Rift' is very good at doing just-this.

    @jackiereynolds2888@jackiereynolds2888 Жыл бұрын
    • I like your poem.

      @mayapapaya5585@mayapapaya5585 Жыл бұрын
    • @@mayapapaya5585 yeah This one’s Pretty good Too

      @StelltheBear@StelltheBear Жыл бұрын
    • how is this not pinned

      @thenonfurry@thenonfurry Жыл бұрын
  • Him: "ah yes nothing like standing face to face with an SCP that i know nothing about and could potentially be apollyon class" *sips Coffee*

    @steveoku7047@steveoku7047 Жыл бұрын
  • "Determine what kind of anomaly you are..." I bite and steal shiny things. Keep your hands to yourself and you get to keep them. I will, however, be taking that pen. It looks pretty.

    @sammythecryptid2721@sammythecryptid2721 Жыл бұрын
  • First slight tingles in forever from a man moving a magnifying glass and rustling a lab coat

    @saucewet6039@saucewet60395 ай бұрын
  • I need an entire playlist dedicated to this man whispering in my ears. He may not know that my head may explode in the next minute, or that I may or may not be an extraterrestrial in search to terminate all living creatures on this planet. He doesn't care, he just wants to temporarily put me to rest.

    @Destroyeroftoilets@Destroyeroftoilets Жыл бұрын
    • well, only you can make a playlist for yourself

      @mox.@mox. Жыл бұрын
    • @@mox. Quite true.

      @Destroyeroftoilets@Destroyeroftoilets Жыл бұрын
  • *Chill Special Containment Procedures ASMR to Sleep and Get Contained to*

    @angelcruz4870@angelcruz4870 Жыл бұрын
  • Oh, it's Doctor Youknowwhatitdoesntreallymatter again, I haven't seen him in a while.

    @pyroclastictomato3278@pyroclastictomato3278 Жыл бұрын
  • Imagine a keter class SCP just screeching and trying to kill everyone while this guy tried slowly whispering to it

    @Speed-TV@Speed-TV7 ай бұрын
  • I honestly have no idea how ER does it. He can make me sleep with anything. Even the Podcast which isnt ASMR! And yet the videos arent just like boring me to sleep. They're all interesting and fun! I actually know what the different SCP classes mean now.

    @SevenOne_71@SevenOne_71 Жыл бұрын
    • You have developed quite a reflex of falling asleep upon hearing his voice, it doesn't even have to be asmr Sounds cool, maybe I should try to listen to Rift's podcasts as well :)

      @Max_6200@Max_6200 Жыл бұрын
  • SCP- 52936: The water serpent. Class: Euclid Behavior: 52936 rarely speaks to others and instead often uses pictures to communicate. They tend to be shy specifically around things smaller than it. They tend to snarl or get hostile around animal like critters. They are very sensitive to touch and tend to flinch. They have a calming aura and are comforting to be around. Containment procedures: 52936 must be kept in a cell with any body of water, or else it will dry out. 52936 tends to absorb water quite fast through it’s skin, so it is mandatory that water is refilled once a day. Temperature in the room must be at least 80° Fahrenheit or else 52936 will act quite odd, such as pupils changing to different shapes, discoloration of the body or unusual scenarios where 52936 will refuse to look at anything except the ground. Description. 52936 appears mostly as a feminine humanoid dragon. They have long blue and white horns and a tail reaching lengths of up to 6 ft. Their skin is pearly white. They have long, flowing blue hair and sky blue eyes. The have patches of blue all over their body. On rare occasions, their skin turns silver and instead of blue there are various colors. Usually pastel. Their wings are wide and leathery. Their wingspan is about 12 ft. They have long, sharp talons that can cut through any substance imaginable. Their height is about 7’2, but they can adjust their height to their liking. When talking, their voice is often reported as “Raspy, but bold.” Their ears are long and pointy, like an elf’s. Their teeth are like a shark’s. They show no signs of gills, yet can breathe underwater just fine. Their head can easily detach from their body, along with other various parts that they can detach. They have small creatures that rest in a small pouch slung around her body. Attempted confiscation of the pouch is not possible. 52936 tends to get very aggressive if the small creatures or pouch is touched or harmed in any way. The creatures tend to look somewhat like small bunnies. They vary in shape, color, and physical features. Diet: Their diet usually consists of some meat such as beef, chicken, or fish. They will sometimes eat plants too. They HATE spices and herbs like pepper or paprika, but take any others just fine.

    @UrLocalAquariuss@UrLocalAquariuss7 ай бұрын
  • I've been waiting for this! The "What kind of SCP are you?" video is one of my favorites. Super excited to listen to this tonight.

    @joshgardner4996@joshgardner4996 Жыл бұрын
  • Had my eyes closed and opened them at 36:18, was most definitely startled

    @milesb2315@milesb2315 Жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @ooomph9602@ooomph9602 Жыл бұрын
  • In the trigger words there should have been worcestershire sauce

    @TheGatekeeper_1234@TheGatekeeper_1234 Жыл бұрын
  • 36:30 how teachers expect us to take notes

    @CHOMPY73@CHOMPY73 Жыл бұрын
  • Love these so much, I've always been interested in SCP stuff but there was always so much to sort through online it was overwhelming. ER's taught me more with each video than all the years of idly checking the wiki has, and i couldnt be more grateful!!

    @sky-h08@sky-h08 Жыл бұрын
  • BRO THE FUCKING MAGNIFYING CLASS HAD ME CHOKING LMFAO

    @lostghost285@lostghost285 Жыл бұрын
  • he is so sleep deprived from work at the facility that he's investigating the camera's SCP Object Class 💀

    @petertodorov5592@petertodorov55927 ай бұрын
  • If we are SCP-???? then it’s safe to assume class Euclid is where we would end up, a humanoid fully contained by Doctor Rift.

    @DerfyRed@DerfyRed Жыл бұрын
  • These videos always come right when I’ve finished some intense labor or need to sleep. Thank you!

    @GrimDarkHalfOff@GrimDarkHalfOff Жыл бұрын
    • I'll 9 O I'll I'll LL LL 9 I'll look I'll LL 9 I'll LL LL LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

      @finncc@finncc Жыл бұрын
  • Wasn't expecting a positive affirmation ASMR when I clicked on this, but here we are.

    @Kimthulu@Kimthulu Жыл бұрын
    • wh

      @thenonfurry@thenonfurry Жыл бұрын
  • At first, I thought SCP ASMR sounded silly, so I clicked it expecting it to not be that great. Boy was I wrong! Both this and the "What SCP are you" have become go-to's for sleep and I'm glad I clicked it or I would have never found your channel! I've been listening to a lot of these and I gotta say I love what you do. You come up with so many interesting and downright strange themes for ASMR videos and they're all a joy to watch/listen to. They're a breath of fresh air compared to the standard ASMR fare. Thank you for the content you produce and I look forward to even more uploads in the future :) you've quickly become one of my favorite ASMRtists

    @Rayle1993@Rayle1993 Жыл бұрын
  • I WAS ABOUT TO WATCH DR T, THEN YOU RELEASED A NEW VIDEO SO IM HERE! :D (I’m so glad you’re still doing SCP stuff!)

    @ashsomething@ashsomething Жыл бұрын
  • Simple way to classify the scp class "Are you gonna kill us on purpose or not?"

    @toxicacid6980@toxicacid6980 Жыл бұрын
  • You’re abstractness and creativity that goes into these vids always astonishes me whenever u post

    @josheyboss591r6@josheyboss591r6 Жыл бұрын
  • You should definitely do a Warhammer 40k guardsman roleplay next. That'd be quite interesting.

    @Baronsveil@Baronsveil Жыл бұрын
    • Never lasts longer than 15 minutes

      @heelpersell@heelpersell Жыл бұрын
  • Dude I'm not capping this is the best asmr ive EVER experience

    @CrunchBloxWasTaken@CrunchBloxWasTaken Жыл бұрын
  • I dribbled my seltzer when the "obtaining a material sample" concluded with the close up, and could not stop laughing

    @andrewvaillant6365@andrewvaillant6365 Жыл бұрын
  • As one who is imagining themself as a hand-knitted doll [Based off an OC], i am happy to be called a friend. Im also very concerned by the fact that anomalies have trigger words like "fuzzy" and "warm"

    @GH0STG00SE@GH0STG00SE2 ай бұрын
  • I’m so glad you interpreted safe as being easy to contain and not harmless. It’s a very common mistake

    @Eddo15878@Eddo1587821 күн бұрын
  • Yeah, I watch ASMR for the plot.

    @BoS_101@BoS_10110 ай бұрын
  • The box analogy being mentioned for most of the SCPs gives me massive tingles for some reason.

    @maleforthedragon5177@maleforthedragon5177 Жыл бұрын
  • The SCP series is my favorite, it's the perfect mix of creepy and relaxing. So happy about a new episode!!

    @6PinkRabbits@6PinkRabbits Жыл бұрын
  • You will always be remembered as a Legend in the asmr community. Thank you for so many nights of sleep.

    @Definesleep938@Definesleep938 Жыл бұрын
  • Holy damn just as I was relaxing and about to listen to you and here you are posting a new gorgeous asmr and scp related you are the king of asmr 🥹🫡

    @AquaJadeVT@AquaJadeVT Жыл бұрын
  • wasn't expecting another scp video from ER but i'm so glad that he decided to make another one, amazing video as usual rift.

    @ZombieBoy225@ZombieBoy225 Жыл бұрын
  • The magnifying glass part made me spit out my water 😭😭

    @MiitcheBell-nf3eg@MiitcheBell-nf3eg5 ай бұрын
  • The compass/protractor bit was hilarious. "120 degrees. Unspeakable."

    @DrOwn-hq9ot@DrOwn-hq9ot Жыл бұрын
  • I love the SCP Foundation videos.

    @TheDoctor906@TheDoctor906 Жыл бұрын
  • Personnel Dr. Rift has proved a vital additional to our arsenal. He can put any SCP to sleep including SCP-106, widely believed to be one of the strongest SCP’s in existence.

    @linkfiedproductions2246@linkfiedproductions2246 Жыл бұрын
  • He slowly goes more and more insane and it’s amazing

    @V.A.R.I.S.@V.A.R.I.S.4 ай бұрын
  • i legit acted like a real SCP watching this

    @roomsplayeribnoudem-os6wt2og8q@roomsplayeribnoudem-os6wt2og8q7 ай бұрын
  • I don't know how you do it but your humor always gets me, ever single joke/possible funny moment always hits right home with me. Always love the videos you do amazing work!

    @hotbeekslab@hotbeekslab Жыл бұрын
  • Back with scp asmr. Love it!

    @Silverritter@Silverritter Жыл бұрын
  • A very subtle Doctor Who reference (not sure if it was intentional) but when he said “Exterminate” and he noticed the SCP moving… this is in reference to the Daleks. Very clever, I love the channel and I’ve supported you for years ❤

    @TDMSpeedrunning@TDMSpeedrunning3 ай бұрын
  • I’d be completely tame until he said kerfuffle then explode into a chaotic rage

    @emilykoski2934@emilykoski2934 Жыл бұрын
  • I love that he did another SCP examination vid! The first one was amazing and so is this one!

    @justsomeguywithamustache1709@justsomeguywithamustache1709 Жыл бұрын
  • ive been using this video to sleep for 6 months now and it still makes me sleep perfectly, thank you ephemeral rift.

    @SnowedBear@SnowedBear8 ай бұрын
  • Ah yes. Of course. Let us consume pure radiation.

    @hay_brain@hay_brain7 ай бұрын
  • it's so good that you keep gracing the asmr community with your creative work. thank you very much! never stop

    @riddlesofthepast@riddlesofthepast Жыл бұрын
  • The greatest series yet, watching for the plot over the relaxation

    @andrewhaseth6303@andrewhaseth6303 Жыл бұрын
  • this is my favorite asmr video of all time i love the way of instead of going "oh ur a safe harmless humanoid thing" you gave the pov character and more than that and i love it!!!! theres not many vids like this :[ so i just keep coming back! XD genuinely love your content!!!

    @rodysoup@rodysoup Жыл бұрын
  • Dang, he be concentrated with that drawing in a concerning but hilarious way. It’s the new official way of close up drawing

    @CloudySkies_Gacha@CloudySkies_Gacha2 күн бұрын
  • I’ve watched a ton of ASMR, and this one, hands down, is one of the very best, most creative, and cleverly constructed. Subscription won.

    @CoyLothrop@CoyLothrop Жыл бұрын
  • I was just re-watching your series on bloodborne (loved it) and a new video comes out! Let's go, keep it up ER

    @rhnem@rhnem Жыл бұрын
  • going from watching gentle whispering to watching this guy for sleeps is like whiplash lol

    @slycatstudios6686@slycatstudios66863 ай бұрын
  • Rifts passion for his work says it all. Incredible ASMR artist , look at his acting skills, Graceful execution, the ambience, the script, the way he propels the mood of listener no matter what state he is in, he just go to sleep.I am about to sleep 😊 Thank you ER. Love you ❤

    @krishy1236@krishy1236 Жыл бұрын
  • Thanks for this, I love these styles of videos, mainly because they entertain and calm, but I especially love this one because I know and am very invested in everything revolving around SCPs. Thanks again.

    @chainsaw-lover@chainsaw-lover Жыл бұрын
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