You've taken a rift to one of the local currency exchange services in order to trade your junk for cash!
The ERU: ephemeralrift.com/ephemeral-r...
00:00:00 Good Now!
00:03:59 Exchange 1
00:11:45 Exchange 2
00:16:22 Exchange 3
00:21:27 Exchange 4
00:28:33 Exchange 5
00:36:50 Exchange 6
00:43:02 Exchange 7
00:48:53 Exchange 8
00:56:29 Exchange 9
01:03:29 Exchange 10
01:08:10 Exchange 11
01:27:02 The End of Your Transaction
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POV: you’re playing shop at recess and your friend is getting really into it
True
Homie what kinda school has a 1 hour recess
@@PlasmaAsthmaOG maybe it's lunch break
LL lp loll LL LL l loll LL LL l oll lol
@@PlasmaAsthmaOG LL pp
for anyone who's confused about the chronology of the ER Expanded Cinematic Hyperverse, every event is currently happening Right Now, Congruently, unless it happened at some other time, in which case it obviously happened then. hope this helps!
Spittin facts!
love your content btw, i have been watching for like six years i hope you're having a good now
This actually does help, surprisingly. Thanks!
More confused than ever
So if it happened or is happening then it is or has happened
I mean, considering the ERU characters could be living in literal voids, this stuff might be rarer than we think.
Between living in voids and living under the thumb of the NWO, getting your hands on anything sounds rough
The NWO already banned voids.
@@1230james especially nothing
Only one universe in existence made bottle caps
😅
This feels like two scammers trying to bring their c game to each other. And it's working.
like that one key and peele sketch? lol
thank you candy cadet
@@smexa4564 Now I will tell you a story...
@@gwadpoto
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Are we not gonna talk about the tragic backstory behind the first few items
Ikr we sold out our partner in crime
what is the backstory
@@Thanadeez check out the previous “on the run” video
I really want to know the backstory but I just fall asleep I need to watch it a day where I'm not tired and looking just to relax
Oh damn, we stole the blue package from the viewer of the Rift Cartel video. The viewer isn't always the same person, it would seem. The Rift Cartel probably put our partner in crime to sleep. For good.
ER: honey...HONEY, WHERE ARE MY JARS???no.....the REALLY big ones....no..not those, the BIG ones, like ones big enough to fit a human infant in. OH YES THOSE, THANK YOU.
Literally the best comment out here
horribly underrated
I'm pretty sure that this is his next idea. Human infant in a jar ASMR
imagine fetus pharmacy asmr at arkham
Stop giving me ideas!
I wanna see ASMR from the other side of the screen, where a clueless human being walks into one of those gentlemen and is super confused about the whole multiverse.
That's a interesting idea, but it would probably become boring after 6 minutes in
@@viktornikolayevich5933 This _is_ Uncle E we're talking about here, so I'm sure he'd be able to make it last. Probably similar in writing to the one video he did "explaining" the lore as the patient next door, he could probably have whoever the outsider is ask "us" questions and then restate our answers, effectively diving into the ERU lore further, but with the usual "is this really true?" twist of, well, "we've" been heavily experimented on and thus don't have the clearest memories of what all the other residents have already told us.
Hmmm…
Can’t wait to see this one!
Yes.
No bottle caps? How am I gonna buy stuff in the post apocalyptic world now?
Should've came a decade ago
Imagine, if you will…
Sorry bottle caps were actually banned by the NWO 2 millennia ago
War. War never changes.
War never changes if you never update your melee combat... like at all......ever.
ER: "yeah this is worth some currency" Also ER: "a pickle"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"yeah this is worth like a popcorn kernel some pocket lint and a penny, but for you my friend I'll get you a dried up sticky note"
He’s dressed like he wants to live a peaceful life in Morioh
I love that Jojo reference
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@Ryan-nt4lt ah yes the obligatory copypasta. Always good to see it from time to time
after the half hour mark, i just noticed how he was dressed
oh god he do be wearing that Yoshikage Kira suit. surprised he's not trying anything with hands
I love the unique way of holding things. ER puts so much work into his characters even down to the way they hold objects
wdym?
@@flowersandwater666 If you have seen a lot of his videos, you would see that he holds and inspects items slightly differently depending on whatever character he is acting as. ER puts a lot of effort into small details lol
And the way he opens the jars. Not to mention his slow but steady breathing and speech. He is a creative genius. This man was/is meant for something greater than we can imagine for him. Seriously. He's on a level all on his own.
Funny thought: in the ERU, there's a universe where losing your marbles is equivalent to losing change and/or being robbed.
Listeners
It's possible we're both in different timelines, but in your timeline you can send comments on this specific video that can get shared with every other timeline in existence. For example : This video might just be something on a scale larger than 'simple timelines' and is simply an anomaly or a rift linking the comments together on an omniversal scale.
It's been around half a year since i've gotten into this channel, and i've watched so mamy videos every night, as far back as the first bag thing videos. I can say that this never gets boring, and that I love your content, and I hope it's worth all of the effort to you.
All I can say is: may all your nows be splentastic!
"I'm sorry to hear about your accomplice..." _smiles ever so slightly_
Ok. Now this is some NEXT level creativity!! The jars. The role play. Everything!! Even hearing the rustling of your suit is amazing!!
U must be new here he’s got many similar vids to this and he pretty much wore a suit all the time in his older vids
@@bobthefett2412 I’ve been here for quite some time. It’s just the first time in a while I decided to wear headphones. Your right. The suit videos are amazing!!
You know it’s gonna be good when he walks in wearing a scrungly suit 😩
...scrungly?
scrungly 😳
scrungly👐
You know what would be interesting? A computer tech salesman, showing us products like keyboards and mice. Just think It'd be nice
Hmmm
@@EphemeralRift Osmanthus wine tastes the same as he remembers, but where are those who shares the memory?
@@CoolSuperBear Ehe~
I love the idea of every different thing being currency from another universe, it’s fun to think of what kinda universe uses popcorn to pay bills
Ah yes your rent this month is 8500 popcorn
It's called Venezuela.
A place where the colosseum never existed, which meant 'movie/theater' entertainment never happened. So when some goofy cave man guy realized 'yo hol up this corn just went boppity boom and became yumy and extremely unquenching of my thirst I need water or else I will implode', well now the economy went boppity boom but wasn't so yumy when they started inflating it physically and economically.
Now - "He met an untimely demise" flashback - "You don't have to sit on the edge of the bed and stare at me like that... " Flashback further- "I'll probably stay up and read in the far corner. I don't need any sleep." Poor guy knew it was coming.
Your thumbnail is so good I initially scrolled past it in digust.
"Is this a glass jar of vintage nothing?" Absolutely killed me
How does he keep a straight face with half his videos? That's real talent right there!
I saw this one muscle dude dress as a maid and was straight into it. Yes it was tiktok 😔
you can see cuts ever now and then, mostly because he laughs or something happens and he cuts off
I enjoyed the pictures from the slides being displayed, had an old school nostalgic effect.
ER: any other currency? me, already half asleep: caps? ER: caps? I have never successfully guessed any response to an asmr video before now so safe to say I was very surprised 😂
Mfs in the back of the classroom when the teacher walks out of the room 💀💀💀
I appreciate you taking the time to put the images from the photo slides up to see. My curious,distracted mind would’ve been stuck wondering about them otherwise 😆
That suit would go great with a Better Call Saul video
there’s an idea floating in my head
@@EphemeralRift Dr Dave's law practice 🤣
This guys prices make pawn stars look generous 😂
I love his sense of humor. And how he is not shy re playing each object to the asmr fullest potential.
I can't fall asleep to your asmr anymore.. It's just too interesting and I want to watch the video
Facts, I usualy listen to them in the background while doing something else so I can follow the story
Sorry? 😂
@@EphemeralRift It's absolutely true uncle E, When I first discovered your channel I used to watch it for the tingles but now I'm so focused on the lore of your channel that I can't sleep anymore 😂 It's a good thing though!
I wish! This videos been used three times now and I keep missing the middle to ZZZZZ. I can't wait until I'm strong enough to find out what those colorful (stones? blobs?) are right in the middle.
you probably won’t see this mr rift but your content is the only thing that can put me to sleep. keep doing what you do oh dos best. looking forward to your future content 💜 p.s as a angsty 17 yr old i relate to you more often than i should😂 i guess we never really grow up
Im an angsty teen with 40 years experience
@@EphemeralRift we appreciate that, you've built a community of people who all hate people and like Cthulhu internet man eating McDonalds burgera
if ur only 40 then my mom is older than you xD
Wtf is that pfp though
@@levyata8964 Not sure if this comment will get deleted or me banned lol but the literal name of that PFP is "nigward"
The Eru universe really has no limits
The U in "ERU" stands for universe
@@thiccandridicc smh my head
It surely does ! And we will find them!
No way it definitely has no limits it would be a decade to search the entire mutliverse for its limits The amount of caps and blue water currency that would cost... Enough caps to probably fill a planet for the expedition
Hey rift! Long time fan here (7-8 years, I think the first video I ever watched by you was Margaret’s scalp massage!) I’ve noticed recently you’ve been interacting with your community much more than at any point I’ve seen before ie liking comments, replying, etc. I’m not sure what the cause might be, but it’s really nice to see you interacting with your community more and more even as you grow bigger :)
I have my moments
“This gold doubloon… not worth very much…” “What if I told you it was a PLASTIC gold doubloon?” “I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!”
A few years ago I never would've imagined I'd watch anything like this. Yet, here I am watching and "interacting" like this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I think my favorite so far has got to be "The Nothing Store". That cashier guy is just the best!
Fallout merchant video? Skyrim merchant video? Would love to see those. You are my favorite ASMR channel by the way. Love your vids and ideas. So creative.
He did a really good one years back that was Fallout inspired I think. Called the Tingle Mart I believe. Oldie but goodie!
@@U_SpoonyBard I'll have to check that one out then.
“Last thing I need is people coming to take advantage since I gave you an extra drop” this man finds a way to have me rolling with laughter on the floor 😂🤣 “ very rare to have a bell without the bell”
You know what would be awesome - if ER took the video / audio from the post apocalyptic trading post and made a video from the other person's perspective. There's so many videos on this channel that would be such amazing quality asmr if it doubled up with the other POV.
I like the way you think! I’ll add it to the list and we’ll see what happens
@@EphemeralRift Why hello there good sir! Sounds like an excellent plan indeed... I'll be on the lookout!
After watching most of the video, I can't help but wonder if there's an actual system to this. Like which currency is the most valuable? Or does he just make it up as he goes?
both probably he's talked about currency conversion in other vids before with the men and such and probably uses those same rules going forward
@thomasqwerty101 you have acquired a like from uncle rift… pretty valuable if i do say so myself
Wow you seriously have one of the most calming voices I’ve ever heard, great video!
Much obliged
More like this, please! I love [Picking little bits out of jars to put into a collection]. The Corvus one called "Plague Dr. Patient" is one of my all-time favorites.
May all of your nows be splentastic!
late on this but u should check out his “messages in a bottle” video one of my favorites
Always loved ERU videos, can’t wait to relax to this tonight
Love the creativity this man has, it's never ending.
I feel like Uncle E has taken on a more 'crazy' look with his smiles, and I mean crazy as in insane. Makes the videos feel way different, even though the actual video itself tends to be normal.
mfer smiles like Lalo Salamanca
Ah gives me the Candy Man vibes ... I love that video , gonna love this one too ... I love all the videos uncle E releases lol
This goes CRAZY
you always make my night rift. i’m still figuring out the law behind this all but it seems similar to the scp foundation except on a larger scale and most of the scps got loose. thankyou for these videos ❤️
also could you possibly make the i hope you are doing well shirt in black too. i’d buy that
he gets a lot of inspiration from SCP and the works of H.P love craft
There will be a day that The ERU gets a Comic/Manga/Book/TV Show/Movie of some kind, and on that day, all things will briefly be completely at rest. Not only out of true relaxation, oh no; out of Fear that an ASMR universe acquired a fandom so large it qualified for a franchise deal.
I would be thrilled if someone could do that. Not for the fame or money just for someone to bring this all to life far better then I can from my basement ! Lol
Hey rift! Been here for about 8 years now since around 2013 ish. Remember watching your Hershey park taste testing video like it was yesterday! Thank you for the thousands of sleepless night you helped avoid! Definitely gonna have to add an ER tatt to the sleeve
That outfit is wild, but somehow still clean
the kira yoshikage fit
I love the fact Rift has so many fans from so many different parts of the world that he just says “ good now”. Absolute legend right here
Idk why but this is radiating 2017-2018 rift vibes, like pre "The ____ Man" series and I love it
The underscore man? Don't know him, he must be from a different universe. The NWO did ban underscores recently, now that you mention it
@@franciscloutier5387 lol, I can totally see him doing that too
Thankyou for all your hard work we really appreciate what you create for us♡♡
Hi ER, I just wanted to say I've been a long time fan of your work but I've arguably took a break from your channel since around 2020 at the start of the pandemic. Just last week I was searching online for EphemRadio but I realised you've cancelled that series and started ERP instead. Been loving the series so far, thanks for always delivering top quality content!
Why would you take a break? This man or “Dr. Andrew Michael’s” knocks me out daily. Best content. And neither of them are eGirls!
That effect with the photo slides was just 👌
Years back, I was listening to a show on the radio. I don’t remember the context, but the quote was “you can’t buy a helicopter with Necco Wafers!”. I’ve believed in all the years since I heard it. But now you have me wondering.
I remember going to a reality where chess pieces were the currency. I think the ones made of gemstones were the highest value except for diamonds, but rumors say that there is only one existing set to have ever been made.
I know I'm a bit late to the party here but ever since this came out I've watched this video a lot. I'm sincerely hoping that we might get a part 2 from a different location some day. Maybe with a currency of those loose Keychain rings, lint, and rubber bands!
I love this one. Excellent work as always, Mr. Rift! Keeping some of us alive.
I would love a part 2/3 where we go spent all the money/currency we made here at some other shop
The sales and trading videos are always my favorite. Instant favorites addition!
Thank you. I haven’t slept this well in weeks.. this just knocked me out really fast.
I’m just gonna say thanks Paul, you being who you are and posting these amazing videos really help us all. They can relax and and give us sleep in the hardest times, and I hope I am speaking for everyone. You truly have talent and never stop doing what you love, because you are probably helping more people than you think.
My new favorite! LOVE them ALL! Keep up the AWESOME work! THANKS for all you do!
Im just way to deep into this channels lore to stop watching! Its the main thing I look for these days in these videos! Awesome
Better Call Saul vibes in that suit and thumbnail
And a little Doug Stanhope too ;)
Been listening to you for a few years, keep it up! 😎
How r all his videos canon in one universe that’s so cool👁👄👁
hey uncle E life has been alot recently, I'm really glad I always have you videos to fall back onto. it means so much that you be yourself and do what you love. thank you so much
The bigshot-ification of Ephemeral Rift
I remember when I first found this channel when your first candy man video came out however many years ago that was and you’ve only gotten even more creative since then. Never change Father Rift
It would make me so happy to see you in a big production movie one day. You are so creative and your characters/ story lines are so believable.
Thanks!
I never get as many tingles as I do, than from watching you. 🥰🥰🥰 Many thanks to ERU. Love the periwinkle blue. 😎🤓☺️
I love your videos thank you for releasing another
ER was the first ASMR artist I ever watched, and will forever be my favorite.
I want to hear a whole video of the trigger at 33:14, I haven't gotten tingles like that in a long long time
Love when you upload a video I never miss one in 2 years now.This my favorite kind of ASMR
Words cannot express my love of this channel
This man is magical with the way he speaks and does his hand gestures
I have been really enjoying the 3 episodes in a row ( for the most part) eru starting from the loot room. Ah relaxing.
I would let ER wear that suit at my funeral
It warms my heart that even years after posting videos you still go back to see new comments
The thumbnail brings me more joy than it should
Thought this would be the continuation of "on the run" when I read the title Great Video though, since a while, I watch the videos more for the story instead of the tingles.
Nvm, I just watched the first few minutes, it IS a continuation!
Yes somewhat of a continuation. I try to loosely tie things together here and there when I can reminder to do so! Lol
I aspire to make lore as funny/complex as ER one day… what an amazing channel!
I've always loved these types of videos, I remember when I first saw your channel was from your sand man video! Selling various colors of sand (as well as tingles on the side lol) I've always loves these types of video. Have a spectacular day🌌💤
Thank you for being so creative and blessing our eyes and ears with amazing ASMR❤
I can't believe I got excited when I saw the transparent green lego and he actually picked it up. I'm too into this lol
You could do an amazing asmr playing the villain from moon knight! You could pull of the looks and you could also play his menacing and controlling but also reassuring and honest character. (The glass shard sounds when you walk, talking about ahmit and konshu, or Egyptian mythology in general and reading the viewers scales :D)
Damn 🔥 perfect ASMR
I love that this has turned into the ERU
Great video uncle ER, now i have to watch it
Thank you for the effort on those photo slides! I would love to know if every slide had a picture. Definitely one of my ideal triggers. Sort of a personal attention trigger being told what a thing is and it being held up for me to confirm :)
The closeup pics in the video are from the slides and yes all the slides have pics. They are random lots I bought off ebay when I bought a projector for a video.
This is cool
I've waiting for your new video. Thx for your hard working on it!😄
one of the best vids recently tbh
All of his universes are different because some can be bad and some can be good but with that being said it also depends on what universe you visit that determines if its a bad or good experience and that's just one reason why he's unique and honestly one of the most creative asmrists I've ever seen on youtube.
Missed opportunity to name it cash for trash
You should do an apology video to everyday objects we use so often...a door handle, toilet seat....ect 😌
I love it
We need more of these currency exchange videos ❤
Extremely unique video! Didn't know what to expect exactly, but found your presentation relaxing & entertaining.