I poke and prod at your brain to determine where certain ASMR triggers are located.
00:00:00 Introduction
00:01:25 Preparing for Brain Removal
00:03:51 Removing Your Brain
00:05:34 Probing Your Brain
00:44:00 Random Brain Probings
Channel Playlists:
All Playlists ► bit.ly/2HYYG0g
Welcome to ER ► bit.ly/34RQlnH
Traditional ASMR ► bit.ly/2GoRQQZ
Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World ASMR ► bit.ly/2TRquGu
Experimental ASMR ► bit.ly/3oVOqGG
ASMR Character Performances ► bit.ly/364b2fT
Nature Videos ► bit.ly/35ZbJHc
ASMR Eating ► bit.ly/3lEe4hq
Gameplays ► bit.ly/2Lkmygt
Podcast ► bit.ly/3n13q4H
Listen to select audio works outside of KZhead:
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Ephemeral Rift Podcast Links:
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Libsyn ► ephmeralriftpodcast.libsyn.com/
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Website ► ephemeralrift.com
Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
In response to some comments: 1. Yes, in the real world, most of us know that the left & right sides of the brain processes external stimuli (that occurs outside the brain) received from the opposite side of the body (in many, if not all, cases). In the ABSURD premise of this video, the above mentioned sensory processing areas of the brain are not being stimulated. External sounds are not being heard or processed. I am poking at the locations where the sounds have already been heard and processed, and are now stored. Therefore, if one was actually able to poke at the exact memory/neuron that stores a particular sound on one side of the brain, it would (theoretically) be "heard" internally on that exact same side. Also, theoretically, if someone could actually shrink themselves down and walk around the brain as if it were a microscopic tunnel, they would be "heard" internally on the same side. And even if that's still not (theoretically) possible, I am making it possible because fiction. 2. The silicone brain was created by Composite Effects, the same company that creates the mask used for Deep One Dave.
Rift hitting us with ASMR and with a science lesson. This is what I'm here for 😌😌
Thank you uncle rift
OK.
I cant believe people are pulling the "AcKsHuALLy" card on an asmr vid LMAO
The guy just took your brain out first second in and some find ways to discuss the credibility of it Internet is amazing. May you continue the good job ER. Kiss from France
He’s so honest about not being a doctor that I think I should trust him with this complex medical operation
Who needs complex when you can just use your massive meat paws to manhandle the brain like a true gigachad
@@jammo7370 true chads don't need school to become doctors
1.4k likes with inly four replies lmaooo
Sounds like the logic of anti-vaxxers
@@livetoboardteam what
His unmatched strength and precision scares me. He was able to rip off my scalp, as well as the top of my skull in a quick one-handed motion as he set it aside to remove my brain in a flawless fashion, detaching it from my spinal cord without pulling anything else out with it. I fear the void has given him too much power, and he will become unstoppable.
finally, he gets the power he deserves
Our brain was made wireless so long ago
no your skull cap is detachable and your brain is wireless, but that’s okay, memory loss is a common side effect...
He’s using his stand to do it, we just can’t see it because we don’t have stands ourselves.
@@ix_risor not everything is about Animé weeb
Plot twist: He’s actually a zombie and he’s seeing if your brain is up to his eating standards
@Space Girl 😂
The one time you want to be fail
Hmmh the Zombie fda takes awhile, Glad though takes them stomach poping is sucks, glad he test my brains so know im safe when know what brain type im getting
I Just feel like i was on Black Ops Zombies but i am the experiment.
@@luvmunky what r u ok did u have a stroke
Honestly the concept here is genius. Taking out the viewers brain is first of all externalising their anxiety, then suggestively prodding parts of their brain to stimulate ASMR is also very hypnotic, as if you're poking out the parts of the brain which are causing the lack of sleep. Absolutely epic idea
I like that analogy. Props to you
here a year later cuz i have this video in a playlist, i’ve watched it multiple times and i completely agree genius concept
Same and FR
“your brain is marvelous” well it is 99% song lyrics and 1% stupid jokes but thanks
1% evil 99% hot gasss
@@Bennahr_Fett hell in a nutshell
@@SniperGuy430 XD XD DX
@@Bennahr_Fett “Well this stinks.”
Shoulda said 11% stupid jokes. Missed opportunity.
It isn’t just Rift’s consistent quality, creativity and humour I enjoy - his work rate is also amazing.
Yeah it's his full time job lol. Not like he's working 40 hour weeks and putting out a video a day.
Cool
He’s released six videos in the last fortnight so you can say that again
Ooohh this is a good one. I like this. Relaxing and highly creative as usual.
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The fact he just cut my spinal cord makes me feel so much better. Almost like I'm flying.
Flying to heaven
I like how he’s talking to me while my brain is on the table
Rift: "do you have any questions before we get started?" Me: "yes. Are you really not a doctor?" "......ah, the silent type"
😂 *gulp*
Silence overwhelmed with fear
Chad vibes tbh
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@@colemcdonald9562 since when dumbasses have brains (dont take this seriously)
“Has anyone ever told you how marvelous your brain is?” Me: “No, my friends say I have a smooth brain.”
for some reason that reminded me of the fallout games the ghouls call the humans smoothskins.
"Insult me all you wish, but my brain is too smooth, your words simply slide right off"
@@aceofgames4410 thats smooth mah guy
think = sad
Underrated comment.
I just love how when they found Corvus, he just says "not sure why Corvus would be located *that far* up your brain" like it would be normal for him to be there, just not there
The fact that he touches the different areas and associate it with their function makes it so much realistic and better 😍
“touches the different areas..” “makes it so more realistic and better 😍”. Ayo pause?! 🤨📸
@@Glivch 😂
I think your mind needs bleach... A lot of it
people asking when corvus is coming back because they heard his voice but you know who really needs to come back? Charlie (Carl), been forever since we scratched the carpet with him.
I have been missing Carl too.☺️
Margaret’s been missing, The Candyman’s probably busy selling candy, Repairman’s no where to be seen, and no one knows what happened to Green Man.
Yessssss
I’m pretty sure scratching the carpet hurts. Best to just eat it like a normal person.
@@NotoriousSRG cringe...
This guy makes everything so interesting in a relaxing way
Finally, I Can trust someone who is not a doctor to probe my brain!
XD
Never trusted doctors, of course
Sounds scary. He might do something totally worn and mess up your brain. Then no more brain.
Doctors work for the government to implant chips in you (This is a joke)
@@th3s3cr3t4 XD what is that means ?
"Do you have any questions before we get started" Yes, in fact I have many questions
my question is .... WHY HE GOTTA HAT ON THAT SAYS "trust me im not a doctor" lol
@@anatheduck So we can trust him
Lol what will you do when you go to the docter and when he puts on gloves he plays with he's hands and fingers also I did feel it that said of my brain......
Fantastic, let’s get started!
I find it fun that he talks about our brain but its out of our skull and stuff so we are literally just dead
No our brains keep us alive there are machines that make the heart still pumping so theoretically if you put the brain perfectly back into the skull brain you would live.
@@shmendez_ well no
Nah it's just Bluetooth
@@jnug8452 lol 💀
@@shmendez_ no you wouldn't.
Your voice is so calm and peaceful I love your videos and you just earned another sub
I absolutely love the reference to when Corvus was running around ER's brain to try and find the lost patient in the meet my braincells video. I'd like to think that after realizing he could take rifts into his patient's brains he just started exploring them which is why he's in our brain during this video.
if anyone wants to know where this is its at 11:21
I wish it were true, but this is not a reference to that video at all. I wasn't even thinking about that video. But now that I think of it, maybe it was a subconscious thing after all.
@@EphemeralRift Happy coincidence?
@@worldwidewebster6224 a happy little accident
@@EphemeralRift seems he got into your brain 😥
The "trust me, I'm a doctor" cap really puts me at ease Oh that's _not_ what it says...
Still puts me at ease
Hint: Look at Pauls head
What I love about this mans work is that his video thumbnails don’t look like click bait and for that reason they stand out. Non click bait is now the new click bait. Thank you, Rift, for staying true.
this is one of my favorite asmr videos. thank you er 🙏
11:21 that legit startled me, I wasn't expecting it and it only being in the left ear made it seem like it wasn't just in the video for a second
Same, I was just about to fall asleep and I heard that and I jumped up 😭
i thought some random man came into my room and started whispering
Corvus really made surprises to his patients right? I mean really, I legit got shocked
so excited for this incredibly non-sketchy procedure!
I keep coming back to this one. I love it!
Actually getting the ol' tingles is pretty rare for me. That "random brain probings" section was a tingle ASSAULT. Holy dang, Rift.
Thankfully Rift is qualified in the field of brain probing, he even took his education so far as to become not a doctor
It's spelled notuhdoctor
What tickles me here is that statement would be valid on bizzarro world
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 ?
Lmaoooo "Trust me I'm not a doctor" is absolutely amazing I'd still trust him too
Besides, he works with eldeich gods! I think he knows what he is doing
@@panzercrewman616 no
@@user-ye9bc7nw2c well I for one, trust his surgeon skills
@@panzercrewman616 I lol
the fact that you could make a totally non-sketchy procedure *and* it's actually kind of comforting (except when i couldn't process cuz u know my brain was on the table)
Him: touches the wrong thing Paralysis: bonjour!
Probing your brain for ASMR is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
The McChicken is okay, but for me it's the Whopper. The best fast food sandwich.
It’s funny how this guy is still going after all these years lmao
Nah The big mek is bettee
You are one of the best commentators on this KZhead channel.
@@-marvo-5728 it can’t be the same guy
I can just imagine a tiny corvus running through a labyrinth in my brain
Bro XD That would be very cute
this is so creative, im so relaxed and sleepy but i dont wanna fall asleep yet cuz this is so cool lol
Watching this the first time was good. Watching it the 90th time tonight and yet nothing has changed
This was the first and only video to ever give me tingles
This dude is never going to run out of ideas. Keep doing you!
I was honestly surprised that he actually pulled out a brain, I thought I had nothing in there.
I'm as surprised as you are
Not just a brain, marvelous even lol
This is so creative! Loved this!
this is my favorite asmr video EVER i watch this almost every night
You've been removing my brain for years. Yet after all that time, this is the first time you've done anything remotely scientific with it. And even then it's dodgy!
Me: * vibing and relaxing to the vid * Corvus: * Makes a appearance * Me: WAIT- HOLY SHIT HE'S RETURNED!!!!
I know! It’s been so long and he was literally on our brain the entire time!
huh. thats weird
Nice pfp
timestamp?
@@maskedgunbamboo8138 11:22
Just the best ASMR person, his thumbnails are always the best and they look genuine and inviting, unlike most other people's generic try hard thumbnails
eres la razón por la cuál mi cuarentena no ha sido tan mala, tus videos son asombrosos, nunca pares!
8:17 so satisfying
I've watched ER enough to accurately guess each one of these triggers
That’s some next level fanning right there
Yes he seems to run off of a formula for each script, much like a storyline.
Emergency Room.
@@bangboombinggacha2792 Broooo, ER should do an ASMR ER hospital roleplay!
Yea dude
19:10 i loved that sound! And the whisper at 21:05
The glove sounds are INCREDIBLE 😴👍🏻
The fact that he has a short beard makes it so much better when he puts on the mask. ( 1:46 )
48:24 “Imagine if you will” that line will forever be in my head
Imagine yourself, in a frozen forest
In all seriousness, thank you so much for telling us what each trigger is after showing it off. I really like sound triggers, but mystery sounds always take me out of the moment because I spend too long wondering what's making it.
I don't know how I don't know why all I know is this man has my brain
This is absolutely fantastic!
14:14 got me tingle and goosebumps from my head to my back.... feels so good....
out of all ASMRtists, you´re my favourite. you´re so damn so creative, and the ammount of tingles you´ve provided over the years is something I thank you for
i love the brain videos! thanks a lot for the amazing triggers!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Always relaxing as always
11:21 I JUMPED god i wasn’t paying attention and got so scared- i thought there was someone beside me. thank you for the heart attack, rift.
Lmaoooo😭💀💀
realll
Yes bro, you hit 1 mil! I’ve been watching your videos for a few years now and it’s great to see that you’ve hit the milestone you deserved a long time ago :) you should be proud of yourself, keep up the good work ER
Best ASMR I've ever heard❤
Great content. Keep up the great work!
His sense of humour is on another level like the way he introduces new techniques to make us sleep 🙌
People in 2019: “wow, he got a face mask just for this video”
LMAO
Oh, little did we know...
“Wow his attention to detail! He literally bought a legit hospital face mask just for this video!” dumb anti-vaxxers would probably still react that way lol
People in 2022: "Why is he not wearing at least 3 masks? Is he trying to kill EVERYONE?"
Ah yes, the cOwOnavirus
Bro just disconnected me from the world by removing my bloody brain and he espects to answer back his questions, i love it ❤
yur so kind thx for the relaxing video!
I don’t know why but your the only asmr artist that I can watch the time and effort that goes into the costumes and ideas and I always love rewatching them
Man you are such a gift!! I simply cannot thank you enough for all the clarity and peace you have been giving us for years! I love you 🤍
This is so cool and relaxing this was really well made
Things that live rent-free in my head: -Deltarune soundtrack -Jurassic Park franchise -Helluva Boss -......Corvus, apparently
I am in absolute awe of Uncle ER. His creativity is just superb and I love how he 'interacts' with us.
Unlocking different ASMR sounds in a brain by tapping a probe at different parts, Ephemeral genius I say!
One of the best asmr artists. Ephemeral be running this game for years now. My most favorite Ephemeral video is Manly asmr.
I like when it cuts like if we're blinking while removing the brain and btw you make amazing content😊
I felt immune to ASMR lately so I had to be rushed to the ER. That is, *Ephemeral Rift* to be exact.
😂
I know people have said it before but the man is genius, unreal creativity 👏
Awesome! A brain massage🧠🤯 Thanks 🤪
One of your best works
i had sleep issues big time but for 2 years every night i listen to one of er's videos and goddamn this is the best medicine for stress!!!❤🙏 Thank you from montreal canada
I feel u I had sleeping issues before don't feel like ur the only one that has had sleeping issues. I'm always on ur side
Rift is the most talented ASMRtist ever, his creativity is endless i thought. Greetings from Germany!
"He his hat saying trust me I'm not a doctor" Me:Should I be concerned?..
Very accurate brain! I could use that for my studying
I'll never understand how you manage man. The quality and creativity and you upload damn near daily. Out of any channel and I mean ANY channel ive seen on KZhead period, you have the best ratio between quality and consistency. Been here for years and will be for many more. Cant wait for the next video :)
Rifts content is more than Asmr, it’s a whole story and I love it!!!
CONGRATS ON 1 MILLION SUBS
he is but so good in all asmr videos this channel would earn more subscribers
You should do “asmr but you have to live with the buffering” and rift just edits complete pauses in the video for an unknown amount of time lol
This is a oddly specific request
@@RayRay-ep9zz I feel like they probably had a dream about this and can’t stop thinking about it now.
@@tegantheweird8005 nah I just had to sit through the buffering and wanted others to share the pain 😈
I bet I would fall asleep to that. Better than trying to relax to some of these people who seem like they're trying to rapidly bang on drums in their videos.
My mind: when's the next Corvus Video? ER: This video technically cause Corvus' voice is in it
everyone: Talking about how good this is and stuff. Me:his hat makes me smile lol
When someone falls asleep in a sleep over
Does anyone else find the brain itself as satisfying as ASMR… just the way it moves and all that- dunno. I’m sure there’s a word for it.
Could be visual ASMR, that's the term that came to mind when you described that.
The word you're looking for is fascinating
pleasing, satisfying, spectaculair, exotic
Hes stoned
"Good Now" This exact moment. Not before or after. To all reading this, I hope your now is good, now that you are here.
He is good at this he has a lot of creativity
One of my best asmr videos
REMOVES BRAIN Er: “Such a beautiful masterpiece” Me: “me hurtz 2o finc”
Him: “What a beautiful masterpiece” Me: *having a seizure on the chair*
@@lifeishard1633 *violent vibrations*
@@doc.spooky3770 Er: *touches a part of my brain* My leg: Hey guys log time no see
@@lifeishard1633 lol
He detached our eyes so we can see, such a kind man
I love your videos keep it up I like and subscribe
This is so amazing i got scared a bit but i like it
Can't wait to listen to this tonight. The brain is one of my favorite triggers 🥴
Rift: let's try this one *cotton eye Joe starts playing*
This is the first time hearing someone use the phrase "Good Now" I love it.
This explains a lot, i am brainless now.
Always has been
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