Join me in my blanket fort for some ASMR triggers, relaxation, and sleep as we travel beyond space & time!
00:00:00 Welcome to Fort Rift
00:04:06 The Cleansing Ritual
00:10:10 More Than Meets the Eye
00:11:15 See for Yourself
00:12:38 Sanctuary
00:14:58 Amenities & Activities
00:17:12 A Magical Gift
00:19:51 A Magical Gift (Unlockable Powers)
00:20:06 A Magical Gift
00:23:02 Brain Massage: Getting Ready
00:25:44 Brain Massage: Nitrile Gloves
00:29:04 Brain Massage: Brain Removal
00:31:14 Brain Massage: Sanitizer/Moisturizer
00:34:32 Brain Massage: The Massage
00:38:20 Returning Your Brain & Cleanup
00:40:18 Scrunchy Straw Hat
00:46:18 Tweezer & Finger Plucking
00:50:29 Paper Jiggling
00:53:52 Paper Creasing
00:57:53 Paper Tapping & Tracing
01:02:47 Tuning Fork (low 128 hz C)
01:09:29 "Comfortable Button Pillow Blanket Pocket"
01:15:26 Handheld Fan
01:20:39 Straw Broom
01:30:15 Close & Distant Whispering
01:34:24 Plastic Bottle Capping
01:41:45 White Noise (Scanner Radio)
01:48:12 Until Next Time
01:49:54 Sailing Away
01:50:45 Interstellar Blanket Fort
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the way the blanket order is flipped because we're seeing him come INTO the fort from the inside is the exact attention to detail we love about ER
Ikr, I started to think it was wrong, then I realized what was up with it and was all the happier about it.
22:31
??? What do you mean bro? He brought us inside, of course it's flipped.
He didn’t crawl back in tho 🤔🤫
@@NotoriousSRGwe all know the Blanket Fort functions like the Tardis in this regard.
The fact that you actually did the blanket fort ASMR video after mentioning it in the last one is iconic.
The best KZhead channel ever
agreed
ASMR foreshadowing
@@thehermit8618 still not as crazy as ice age foreshadowing
Lore
My parents used to make a pillow/blanket fort for me at night before we went to sleep. Man I just wanna go back to being a kid again 🤧
And my parents called me an idiot for doing it when I was 4 years old.
I made pillow forts for a puppy but it wasn't mine and it peed all over our house so like
then go Just do something with blankets in your room
I did today 😂
@@trashcanman6649 your parents sound like pretty horrid people
this is the best blanket fort ever made by human kind
@@stinkfrisk that’s facts
what about the gigiantic blanket fort they made for that one episode of community tho 👀
@@toilet_boy can it travel with dolphins through space time tho?
Nah, I made a 2 story blanket fort once.
@@94deepc1 no 😞
Never though I’d be falling asleep to an old guy whispering an elder language, wearing a lampshade and sloshing pickle juice around but here I am
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I’m only a minute or two in the video and I’m very confused by this comment 😂
Need an update r u still confused lol @@alecsnead6566
i'm 18 and i literally made a blanket fort in my dorm room just for nostalgia 😅
😂
That’s cute❤️
You're never too old for a blanket fort
Imagine if you made your dorm room look like the rec room dorm
real
I remember a friend and I were sleeping in an unheated cabin with no electricity when the temperature suddently dropped. We then turned the bunk bed into a giant pillow fort, and it did wonders!
Did yall kiss
@@ifyouleavenow5960 what happens in the cabin stays in the cabin....
@@louthinator 🤣🤣🤣👍👍✌️🇨🇦
That is honestly the moment that I want to have with a friend someday. Just an intimate tender moment where we’re getting through a difficult situation together.
A survival cabin?
Alright that transition from the fort into ur room was flawless
And the window transition was hilarious
ER is always out here with the most original ASMR videos, all respect to him (:
ong
o7
No more respect anymore hahaha
Why?@@jaybriccs4212
Thanks for the quality content over the years! We all appreciate it a tonne!
I've been daydreaming of making a blanket fort and forgetting about the world for a few hours they're so cozy
he’s so creative w/ his ideas, it’s so relaxing too. The vibe is so cozy 😭😭
I’d actually love a whole video of just the cleansing ritual part, that part was so fun and nice to listen to and the VISUALS
Might wanna check out 2 of his older videos. "Relax with Dr.Lampert Schade" and "Soporific Lampshade" enjoy! 😊
@@Derouge oh my gosh thank you!!!
Non-Euclidean geometry settings are very underrated in my opinion.
Another video from Uncle E, they NEVER EVER disappoint 😎
The collector want ephemeral rift in his collection
@@Sinew_GoddessI want YOU in MY collection
@@skymanlordoftheskiesI want u in my collection
You are all in MY collection
I have been summoned to say…YOU ARE ALL IN MY COLLECTION!!
My inner child is having the time his life, and my outer child is having a nice nap. 😴 Keep up the splentastic work ER and good tingles to everybody.❤
I remember being a kid at my grandparents house with my cousins. We'd get ALL our blankets, the throw blankets, cushions from the couch, dining room chairs, old Christmas lights, and if grandma wasn't around, grandpa would even let us use the guest room blankets to create a MASSIVE pillow fort capable of fitting like 5 small children. We were able to all lay down on the floor comfortably, with our arms wide out. We'd have the nintendo on the ground, and move the tv. When I got my gamecube, and brought over my controllers oh man it was nuts. We'd all play mariokart, mario party, and a bunch of other party games until like 5 am even though we had to wake up to help out on the farm at like 7, or go to church at 8. Didn't even need soda or candy to stay up, it was just fun. Despite being in my 20s, I want to go make a pillow fort, and dust off the ol' game cube. Maybe I'll play some pokemon on it, haven't touched my gameboy games in awhile.
In the blanket fort with Uncle Rift!! I love this so much :D
i lost my dad last year and this asmr video really calms me when i was younger me and my dad used to make a blanket fort get popcorn and watch scooby doo til i fall asleep thank you 🙏
Dat sound rad raggy ❤❤❤❤😭😭😭😭😭
Sorry for ur loss ❤❤😢😢😊😊
I lost mine last year too. Still going through the motions.. all the best and i wish you well.
This is your call to action. Make a blanket fort tonight.
Okay, haven’t watched the whole video, but thank you for making this. I always wanted to build a blanket fort and share it with someone, and now the whole community can share in this experience. Definitely going under my covers to “sell” the idea to my mind more lol
I gotta say you are insanely creative.
there's a meme that this man never runs out of ideas and honestly... he's proven it right for a long time. He even did a joke ASMR about running out of ideas.
This is so incredibly wholesome 😊
Wow, this fort is much bigger on the inside than the outside😮
An alternate universe. 😄
That’s because the inside is actually kevin, but not kevin aka C’thulu, kevin the void
Just want to thank you for all the years of tingles and restful nights you´ve provided
What happened to him as of late? I can hardly believe it
I am currently going through a bad time, and your videos are helping me a lot, thank you very much Paul, love your creativity.
I hope you get better soon
Love to you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
The cleansing Ritual was incredible, the hand movement and the unintelligible speacking worked so well.
Thank you Rift, I've never been in a blanket fort before :)
damn bro you are missing out. I encourage you to go make one!
It always amuses me that no matter how much I try to predict what Uncle E might do for the next videos he always comes up with the most unexpectable and funny ideas. I love it haha
This feels so cozy
Rightttt
that blanket fort looks strong enough to defend against sea bears
I got intense Mr. Roger's vibes with that zoom in.
Fred!!!! (RIP)
That pickle juice and chicken bone cleansing was everything 🙌🏻
I don't think I'll ever experience anything more amazing than slightly falling asleep and then reopening my eyes to see an alien swimming through space.
Thank you so much for making this video Uncle E. As a kid, all I did was make forts like this. It helped my overstimulation and gave me a comfortable place to relax and be creative In. Thank you, truly for making this video. Time to finally sleep at 2:40 am
You are honestly the best most wholesome ASMR artist ever. I love your energy and cannot thank you enough for the calmness that you have brought into my world. My anxiety used to rule my world and ruin my sleep. Your amazing aura just puts my world at ease. ❤
I love blanket forts, even at 25 haha
Now Rift can pop out straight from Narnia it seems, what a dedication
The brain is probably my favourite object of yours. I always hope to see it in a video. This video has such a long segment, and a whole section dedicated to a massage. Pure awesomeness!
Never too old for a blanket/pillow fort
12:11 Lmfao the grey alien swimming in space. When I first saw the slender arm poking out I shat myself.
This is the coziest thing of all the cozy things on this planet
The two question marks on the blanket are god mode and infinite ammo. Redacted is reality bending. I ended up unlocking everything on the magic blanket but it took me about 1000 hours.
Wish more Asmrartists did videos in a blanket fort. This is so good when I have an anxiety attack due to my agoraphobia. Thanks a lot ♥
Saving this for later. Thank you so much for making such good content for free
The Scrunchy Straw Hat was incredibly relaxing!
for some reason these videos have been realy reminiscent of watching blues clues as a kid, which i mean positively.
I was just thinking the same thing wow
No one else's nitrile gloves ever sound as good as yours! I could listen to the gloves and you massaging the brain for hours. Thank you for the great content.
I feel like ERs videos are like a show. We are on like season 27 rn and if you just started watching from here. There’s gonna be a lot of out of context/confusing references.
need an asmr about an adventure with the blanket
a nostalgia trip to good old childhood days.... thanks Uncle E!
In this economy I feel like a blanket fort would be the only thing in my renters budget 😅
I appreciate extremely gentle and careful movements in asmr. They give me a meditative effect. I'd like to admire my favorite bottle cap trigger at 33:12 , which also appears in many Dr. Corvus videos
Loving the ambitous visuals and editing
I can't imagine the time it took to make this video, but it definitly paid off: the quality is just amazing! I will come back to it very often. Nice job!
omg i just saw this in my feed and immediately clicked! so many good memories ❤
Note just your average blanket fort. It’s also the median and mode
The Measures of Central Tendency Fort
37:30 i forgot i had this on and thought someone was pissing in my room
That ending few minutes is just so good I hope people see it.
Wasn't expecting the spacefaring dolphin but I always love a reference to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
This might be your best video so far. I love it! It is so well done, both cinematicly and from an asmr point of view.
"hope you're doing splentastic, if you're not that's okay." *starts gesturing levels of fine, splentastic, and above with hand* It's these little rituals that are so comforting each video to me. :)
How do you always come up with new ideas??? It’s honestly really inspiring.
The attention to detail is amazing
I think a ritual of cleansing video is much needed now! Especially with flu season coming
i need a whole video for that white noise and tuning fork omg
He looked like he was born for asmr he's so professional. Im addicted to his asmr videos❤
Born to be ASMR! - Bruce Tinglesteen
This brings me back 🔦⛺
I really appreciate being able to see for myself out of the porthole, that was definitely the highlight of the session for me. I want that as a screensaver.
Your Ritual of Cleansing gave me the best tingles, thank you ❤
I put my phone down and looked up in the middle of the ritual and got quite a jumpscare, amazing!
Speaking of Corvus, I'd love to see him in a new video. I love his voice and the creaky leather sounds of his gloves.
I swear you make the most unique ASMR videos out there
This blanket fort is really out of this world!
You always put a smile on my face. Been a fan for about 5 years now, I even have a shirt of yours. Things have been god awful recently, this made me feel much better. Good now. 🤘
This one might be one of my new favorites! I like the variety, the calmness/coziness, and your usual humor.
The level of care, detail and talent so obviously poured into this entire video is truly astonishing. Every element was truly bliss. I've been subbed to your channel for a while, although I honestly haven't been a regular watcher but this video changed everything about that. Thank you so much for your essential and outstanding contribution to the asmr community.
The whisper is an other level of asmr. I fell in sleep if he speaks the soft "d" at the end. So good ❤️ oncle e
Oncle E?
@@sapphiredragoon4544 u are new on this channel
@@CoDLaws09 No you just said it wrong, its Uncle E.
@@sapphiredragoon4544🤓
I knew there'd be some type of transition lol this is kinda what I imagined when I was a kid small on the outside but a huge room on the inside of the fort
The asmr video I didn't know I needed
the comment I didn’t expect to see
I’m blind
This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. I love your child like wonder and approach to your videos!!
Can’t wait to watch later. Thank you so much ! So excited ! 😊
Your ASMRS are the best, I always keep coming back to watch more of your videos!
Everybody should know this by now no matter the age or how old you are that should never stop you from making a blanket fort
oh yeah of course
This reminds me of my childhood good job Uncle E!
Thanks for helping me with my sleep again, Rift. You rock!
Dude the alien doing the Bethesda character swim made it more menacing
This is exactly what I needed! Thank you uncle E
My love for this man and his channel is unreal
I usually don't like to comment on videos of YTers with big sub counts, but this is everything I could hope for and more. Thank you, Uncle! 🙏😭
I usually don’t Like and Heart comments by people who comment on videos of YTers with “big” sub counts but this time I made an exception.
@@EphemeralRift Lol, bless you. 🥰
lmao the intro cutscene edit work was good funny😂 love the video already
The ideas this man has always baffles me. Always such crazy ideas and the best ASMR. So good. Cheers from Portugal ER. keep up the good work.
This is what I needed to sleep today.
Im gonna leave this commnet here after 4 weeks of listening to this almost every night cause that’s how good it is. Keep it up
The "Oh! Its you!" when looking at the camera made me really nostalgic for old blues clues :,)
I've never made Something like this but it looks nostalgic
do it now. all u do is put blankets over chairs
Same here. I never got to make a blanket fort as a kid :( I might make one some day
PLEASE sort out what just happened on your twitter
Imagine an adult who has never experienced KZhead before. Then imagine them seeing this video starting at 6:28 as the first YT video they ever see.
Another brilliant video! Will be watching this to fall asleep in a few hours.
Don't you love it when your favourite Uncle invites you to their blanket fort, and you see a dolphin lookin' at you while you stare off into the great beyond within the confines of an otherwise normal fort? I do.