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the way the studio responded really pissed me off there isnt even a valid point
And after hearing about the movies themselves, that surprises you?
Yes it was pretty disappointing i cringed so hard 🤦
shrek's jizz bruh did u actually just say racism towards americans are u 6 years old? be honest
shrek's jizz “America” is not a race. If you mean citizens of the United States of America, then it is nationalism
they sounded like a boomer trying to sound smart on the facebook comments
"it's nAtUraL" they say while portraying women as more boobs than body
Right. And people complained about Lara Croft 🙄
I live in the Czech Republic and work for TV and lemme tell you, the producers are really not scared of sexualisation at all. In most countries, the #me too movement made things better for women. In here, it made shit much worse.
Rachel Forbes facts
yo, you copied my comment :(
@@ninavinterova9875 , what happened with # MeToo there? Did people who post get retaliation / more harassment?
The fact they automatically assumed you’re American because you’re speaking English 💀
the fact that america is a continent 💀💀 no hate tho
@@by_blood When most people take a shot at “America” there talking about the U.S. not the damn continents 😂 c’mon now.
@@by_bloodbecause obviously people think of Mexicans when using the term “American”
@@by_bloodthe fact that there are 2 American continents and you completely isolated 1💀
@@scummymilk4622only americans don't think like that
super proud of goat's transition 🏳️⚧️
barf
@@pap-fr they r joking lmfao
@@velvtkii what dors barf mean?
@@pap-fr do you want water ypu just threw up all over the replies
@@banana_awoofy9790 it means icky
"Tall guy is tall..." *But does he wear size thirteen Nikes*
😠 my life is so much harder!! I wear size 13 nikes FOR MENNN
Nice
The one thing tall girl was missing was the teeny tiny hat that tall has
MEN'S size thirteen nikes *b e a t t h a t*
ʟɪᴢᴢʏ ッ shit u are right, I’m a fool
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SAD GOAT EDIT SHZHSJGXSJGX
it was unironically really good LMFAO
Right?! Got me in my feels for poor goat 😔💀
angel hair 22:45 !🥰
IT WAS SO GOOD, AND FOR WHAT😭😂😂
WHY WAS IT SO GOOD
THE BART EDIT OF GOAT IS ACTUALLY THE FUNIEST THING IVE SEEN
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT😭😭😭 BECAUSE WHAT
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂
It was actually kinda sad tbh but ye it was hilarious
It actually went so hard tbh
i genuinely quote the line “hahaha, he cant see! he has cataracts” to myself daily. i dont know why that line is so funny
Can it be considered a stim at this point
@@katescosmos omg- 😭 that's too good
it truly sucks because i’ll look at my elderly dog with cataracts and THAT LINE will be my first thought 😭
underrated line man it made me choke on my water I laughed so hard
@@he.said.teenjiejer lol/lmao a dog with cateracts/CATeracts
"he can't see, he has c a t a r a c t s" has the same energy as "I can't sit anywhere, I have hemorrhoids"
Actually, Megan, I Can't sit anywhere, I have h e m o r r h o i d s
AcTuAlLy MeGhAn- January 1, 2021, 1:35 PM: I have reached the funny number
My biggest pet peeve is when people dont quote vines right. Thank you for your service.
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING HHEHEHAEEHEHUAEH
Actually *MEGAN* cant sit anywhere, I have hemroids
Oh no Looks like Kurtis got slapped by legal.
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAAHAH
It's kinda mindblowing, as a czech person, seeing a foreigner analyze this movie, because I never even noticed the numerous puns and cultural references, until I heardthe translated version. Par example, the word "kozy" aka "goats" are also a slang for boobs, so boobs are literally in the title. The three guys are the main characters of a popular fairytale "Velký, Široký a Bystrozraký" and the movie kind of pokes fun at them, the "northern popsticle" is a reference to the popsticle Polárka, which is also the word we use for the northern star Polaris. And there's so much more hidden in there that gets lost in translation. I'm not saying this as a defence of the movie, it's not good by any means and I remember having nightmares bc of it as a kid, it's just a wild realisation that some of the things like czech fairytales which are normal to me could be overlooked by a foreigner because they didn't grow up in the same enviroment. Great video, laughed a lot!
I was actually wondering this, I speak multiple languages and whenever I have to translate something, trying to translate puns and slang is tricky because you have to make it make sense in the other language. It’s cool to know this!
Localization is such an insanely difficult task for a translator
Goat is the only character that goes through any kind of development between the two movies. Congrats to Goat for transitioning between the events of movie one and two.
Goat trans icon
goat is trans gay rep
embarrassing
The trans rep we all needed 🏳️⚧️
Goat is the AFAB gender fluid icon we needed
Dang Kurtis, don’t get slapped by legal
Too late 😔
Oh shit did Angie get a job with AAA Studio?!?
“😘”
don’t sis me
@@chelsea-ze1hs hi sis
I'm most upset that the sequel wasn't about those two gay knights and their secret love affair from the first movie
HAHSJW SYES
HUH?!?!?
The WHAT
Kermit's Underwear you didn't see it?!
Me too! We deserve justice!!!
I love how Matthew went from being stinky to being groovy
Yep. ✨GROOVYY✨
Sentences I never thought I’d hear : “Lucifer is very particular about his cheese” “Are all stars popsicles?” “The evil cheese devil shows up and kidnaps Susie” “You can’t make cheese in jail.”
Hahaha he cant see he has cataracts
I'm pretty sure some of these are also in Chainsaw Man tho
@@melvint-p9500thats so funny💀
By this point I wouldn't be surprised if someone has figured out how to make cheese in jail
Kurtis trying to flirt with a whole company to avoid getting a copyright claim is the best thing
no choice but to stan
If you ever get a copyright claim, just seduce a whole company
Kurtis the dnd bard confirmed
Generic Name fr tho, I do it all the time!
I ship it
Having nudity in movies and having oversexualized characters in movies are two very different things. I dont mind nudity, im finnish, we go naked to a sauna filled with naked strangers and finnish movies have quite a bit of nudity. But just.... Weird oversexualisation and boobs that are twice the size of the characters head and bounce like crazy every time they walk is just.... Ridiculous and unnecessary.
Thank you!!
Apparently, in Czech that's normal in kids movies
Fluffybitchsona it was definitely over sexualized despite what they said, seeing as there was at least one woman getting moterboated in the movie lol
ALSO THE FACT THAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KIDS MOVIE?! LIKE WHAT
These movies feel very "undertones of grooming"
I just realized the voices probably changed for singing purposes lmao
oh that makes sense
My headcanon is that the original actors needed intensive therapy after seeing the movie they recorded a dub for
Usually singing voices will be cast in ADDITION to speaking voices
Goat had to have at least one kid to even produce milk, and to keep good milk flowing you should breed them at least every 2 years. So Susie is 100% goats kid.
but if you think about it... in the first movie she also gave milk... holy shit edit: spelling mistake
Kurtis: Gets a copyright strike over a bad bad movie Kurtis: Here is the sequel I hope the studio doesn't strike this :)
And thats why we love our mayor
Emerson Lima he should review his legal options
he wasn't scared of getting slapped by legal the second time! ..unlike drew...
Comes to show he doesn’t do this for the money :)))
@Emerson Lima but did it actually get a strike? He doesn't say but im assuming the manual review came out in his favor.
why would AAA studios sue Kurtis? he clearly has a mullet
Yeah like THE MULLET
The audacity to sue the mullet
Don’t forget the moustache! How could they do that to him smh
Honestly I’m surprised the didn’t sell the company to him after seeing that mullet
mullets are actually really hot?
The pain in his voice, the smirk, the masked anger ‘I’m Canadian’
Goat's interaction in the bar sounds like a start of a joke "So a goat walks into a bar and says 'I'll pay the bill for anyone that knows the way to hell'..."
Or a really fantastic 70s song
@@hadrianryan4179 You're totally right tho. Seems like 70s songs were all about sorta deep but mostly confusing allegories. Not that it's a bad thing lol
gold comment
Goats voice changed cause she ruined her vocal cords faking her death in the first one. :(
That makes so much sense
@@ThatOneJayBean ikr
Wait fr? 😭
Four Season yeaaaaah she hung herself to save them 😐
Jamie Re I thought they were talking about the voice actor lmfaoo 💀
WHYS NO ONE TALKING BAOUT HOW GOOD THE SAD LOFI GOAT EDIT WAS.
EXACTLY IF OUT OF CONTEXT ID BE ACTING REAL SAD LMAAOOO
@@a6391 22:45
It was good lmao
LMAO WHY WAS IT EMOTIONALLY THE EQUIVALENT OF A BART SIMPSON EDIT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL😭😭😭
I Was thinking the same thing LMAOOO!!! I was looking in the comment secession for a comment like this!
pretty sure the scaring kids by telling them they‘ll suffer in hell part is actually how raising kids worked until like the 1970’s or so
i mean that's still fairly common lol
Can confirm
It still is
it’s funny that the creator brought up American movies like Kurtis didn’t poke fun at those too 😭
"Lucifer is very particular about his cheese" will be on my gravestone
I'll have "Sometimes even the worst hell is here on Earth"
No me
669 like 👍🏽
Take notes kids 📝
her whisper was the lucifer!!!!!!!!!!
goat saying "sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as steve buscemi saying "do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"
steve buscemi from spy kids. important distinction
I got you 1k likes
OH MY G O D
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here” - William Shakespeare
poetry at it's finest...great minds babeyyy (also side note we have the same last name tf)
I just realized that both Jemmy and Katie have blue eyes which is a trait that Johnny shares. Susie has green eyes though, a trait seemingly only shared by Goat.... No wonder Katie and Jemmy didn't seem too upset when they thought Susie was dead. Their embarrassing crime against nature was about to be at an end.
wtf no you cant be right... this cant actually be true! Can it?!
23:06 dude that Sad goat edit put the movie in a Whole new perspective.
AAA studio really said “I thought you were American”
I can image this lol Kurtis: Hey I'm Canadian AAA studios: I thought you were American *confused internal crisis*
😂😂
AAA:Anti American Army Studio
Lex SLEEP NOW😼
A classic
AAA studios: “ItS nAtUrAl” Katie’s back: “am I a joke to you?”
NistheElf AAA Studios? More like double-
Princess Kim omg love that
The kardashians have some competition
@NistheElf 4 it’s Katie-
Princess Kim hahaha they’re compensating
My misophonia was highly triggered by the "Buddy's Tongue Rubbers" bit. The tongue sounds were on point and disturbing. Great job!
SAME OMG my sensory issues were on high alert the whole time
I’m so glad that Goat was able to complete his transition :)
Better LGBT representation in an animated movie than anything that Walt “first gay character” Disney could ever pull off
he/she pronouns headcannon🐐🔥🔥
@@Scr33nCat soooo true
@@Scr33nCat I'm sorry but seeing '🐐🔥🔥' made me audibly laugh
Omg comment about lgbtq+ with no discourse in the replies rare find ❤🐐🏳️⚧️
Okay, so I'll try to explain some things, since this movie doesn't make much sense for foreigners. The three weird ass men, "Dlouhý, široký a bystrozraký" come from a fairy tale where they help a guy save a princess by basically finding her by all those tactics they used in this movie. So here they're supposed to be older and kinda famous for their powers, that's why they have a contract for people wanting help from them. The North star is called "Polárka" in czech and that's a really popular ice cream here, hence the fuckin' popsicle in the sky. And that Lucifer's cheese obsession...basically in Czech folklore demons are dumb and ridiculous as fuck. You can make anything up and no one bats an eye. Those two devils are there for comedic relief. No other reason. Lucifer follows these laws etc., cause the hell works like some instituiton essentialy. Contracts solve everthing, you can bring someone back from hell, have your dreams come true with them and it's even a saying in our language "upsat se čertu", which means getting into some shit.
can u explain why goat might be biological mother of susie
It also reminds me a little of the grimms tale "The six servants". There are six guys with special skills to help a guy to get to hell and one of them is tall, another one big and a third one blind.
Thank you for explaining, an interesting read👏🏻
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thank you!!!
Kurtis needs to make “huh?” merch.
And “Pardon?”
iGrupsy Did you watch the beginning? 😂
I second that
@@grupsy8115 he, he does have pardon merch he just said that
unrelated but i’m the 666th like lol
I’m rewatching this video for probably the fifth time and I only just noticed that at 10:12 they animated Katy’s huge bazongas pushing the apple basket by the window as she blows out the candles and I think that is such an unnecessary but hilarious detail
THANK YOU!! I couldn’t believe Kurtis didn’t comment on that! I was fully expecting him to start laughing or SOMETHING and when he didn’t I DIED.
They need to make a third movie about the daughter finding out goat is her real mom. family drama on the scale of hamlet ensues
My therapist: Buddy’s Tongue Rubbers isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.
look behind u!
Oh no!
*rub a dub dub*
Your channel *chefs kiss*
Noelle Conklin LMAOO RIGHT
The busty neighbor: “You only have three ✌🏼 days to save your parents!”
Exactly, someone saw it too!
@@VixenXi that girl is _reaaaal_ stupid!
*thirty two*
*Ninety three*
@@chiiniaa no its *Thirty two* ..
When I was a kid, I was so happy to see that there was an entire freaking animated movie actually made in our country. The reason I was so happy about that was not the movie itself, but the desire for Czech Republic to be seen by the world for what I/we see it as. We were long under the reign of USSR and their regime, and basically stagnated all that time when other nearby countries that were unaffected by that were flourishing. Nowadays we are barely seen as something more than merely a remnant of that era, despite the fact that we have incredibly smart and ambitious people both nowadays and in our history, rich culture, etc. We see ourselves, our culture and our quality of life as on par with other European countries, such as France, Italy, Germany, Switzerland, you name it. And yet, we all still collectively feel that we aren't perceived that way by the outside world, and we do attribute that to the long-gone communist regime. It's a bit ironic, considering that that regime ended here over 30 years ago at this point, and that we've been "western" not only prior to that regime and prior to WW2, but also that we've been western again ever since that regime ended. So for me, an animated children's movie coming from our country was one of the signs that maybe not only we're finally catching up in what we've missed out on during the communist reign, but also that we have a chance to finally be seen differently by the outside world. Unfortunately clearly the movie did pretty much the exact opposite, lol. Some jokes are really quite obscene, and unfortunately all the references to our old children's stories and urban legends of Prague just don't translate well for a watcher who doesn't know these things. Yeah. If you want a good piece of Czech content, check out the Mafia game trilogy. All of those games are Czech-made, including the story of the first two (and the definitive edition). The story is incredible and there is no weird crazy stuff like this. Promise.
Another high-budget movie was made in the Czech Republic recently, called Medieval. Again, it's a story based in Czech history, and was actually made with historical accuracy in mind. Unfortunately, the movie is pretty mediocre and quite boring to watch at times. We're not very good at mimicking American-style movies. Again, it's a yet another attempt of ours to make something that will improve the way we're seen by the world, but we're trying quite desperately at this point and it just ends up not really working out as well as we hope every time.
@@jubbyV2 yeah too many words for some people
What about Kingdom Come Deliverance?
i personaly love game series called polda, honestly its my childhood and i love all the games
Mafia the Definitive Edition was one of the slickest remakes I've ever had the pleasure of playing. Kudos
As someone from Czech Republic, I understand why you would think it’s weird and creepy. But as someone in the comments already said - it’s full of Czech inside jokes, puns that we understand but it got lost in the translation or is a reference to our culture/legends which is kind of a problem with loads of our films being translated to English. However, it works the other way as well. Many of foreign films are not as funny or good in Czech because so many of the jokes can’t be translated to our language. As for me, I watch films in the original version so I get the whole experience. I understand you can’t really do that with our films because the Czech language is so complicated. Long story short - The Goat Story series is something I’ve always loved as a kid although I understand why you find it hard to believe.
SAME!
As an English speaker, I honestly think that the mistranslations of the Czech inside jokes inhance the insanity of what is on screen
Ngl, if I watched this with 100% understand of the context behind each joke, I would still hate it because the visuals are hideous.
i love how kurtis has to add "except that one time" because we're all such assholes we won't let him live it down
And we're fucking right
I’m waiting for him to slip so he has to say “except those two times”
Yep! Which video was it? I've been trying to remember but I can't
Alejandra Mercado it’s “i found the best actor on tiktok” :)
The first video I watched after I subscribed I was so excited for the extra greeting and it’s the one he forgot 😭
“makin it stinky” still can’t get over that line 😭
Oop, fish in the mouth
fishy fishy fish..
I read that in Kurtis' voice lmao
Fishy Fishy fishy, MAKIN IT STINKY
Fishy fishy fishy fish
Meanwhile, Dingo Pictures, the company responsible for movies like Wabuu, The Lion and the King, Dinosaur Adventure, etc. discovered Phelous' reviews and commentary on their stuff, and sent him plushies of some of the characters lmao. Attitude is everything, and Dingo gets points from me for that.
The response still makes me so angry because like there is a problem with purity culture and prudishness in America, but there's a difference between showing nudity and sexualizing nudity and they were 100% sexualizing nudity 😡
Exactly
Bruh
The classic doesn't understand that other countries don't have ba problem with that
So difference in culture = problem?
@@ellarymorris6299 sexualizing and oppressing women is not culture
When you made the h*ndjob joke I literally didn't doubt it for a moment until you said you were kidding
Oh yeah glad I wasn't the only one
SAME OMG
wait where is it?
@@xx_3m0j1n_xx 8:52
He was referencing a h*ndjob
In Czech Republic, we had an icecream called North star
WAIT NO WAY WERE THEY MAKING A FUCKIN REFREMCE TO THAT LMAOOO
@@meyekeye6283 Yes they were making a reference to that xd
@@meyekeye6283 Yeah, the icecream was pretty popular, back in the day
OHHHHHH
🤣🤣🤣💜
17:49 I only just noticed my like 7th time watching this that these lines were a sick rhyme
I just wanted to mention that the three guys (Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed) are a popular kids tale in Czech Republic. The most popular version is that they help save a princess with a poor guy. It’s really weird in my opinion as a Czech girl but it also was one of my favorite tales when I was a kid. So it’s not a joke that they are named after what they look (or maybe it is who knows it’s way too old to know) it’s just a kids tale
I think it’s also a grimms fairy tale i forget what it was called and I’m pretty sure there were more guys than those three I also think the characters were a bit different. Tall may have been the same, broad would become bigger when he drank water being able to drink entire lakes, Sharp eye was “sharp eyed” in a literal sense whatever he looked at would split in two so he wore a blindfold, and I think there was also a guy who was colder the hotter it was and hotter the colder it was (I think he could also freeze and burn things) thats all I remember though.
This dude be like "at least it isn't violent like American movies" when his movie has characters being actually visibly executed by hanging. Bruh
Idk bruh these movies are CLEARLY not violent like did you see guns in them?no .then obviously they ain't violent 🙄
I guess in his mind cartoony Tom and Jerry type violence where no one actually dies or is scarred for life is far worse than realistic violence like hangings or getting your eyes removed.
Yeah, but the violent parts are stuff that we learn in history at a pretty young age (for example how they burned his eyes out). But yeah, Czech movies have all the bad shit and it is fucking normal.
Also they were trying to come at ALL American movies for some reason
Aden Schloss no not all just cartoon i think
Why’s no one talking about that goat edit? fire.
I may just want a 10 hour version, I won’t lie I teared up a bit while watching it
@Dez and darkness I got sad too LMAO
It was deep, I wasn't prepared for that
Ikr
i almost started crying
12:56 no cause, your eyes get cut out of your skull, you die immediately, that’s what goat story taught me
the line "and since goat is a raging alcoholic, the first place they go to is a bar to get more information on how to go to hell" is phenomenal out of context.
When I go to hell, I'ma ask Lucifer what cheese he's particular about.
the stinky kind 😳
Red devil cheese
I like how you said “When I go to hell” and not if
🤣👍👍
ill join you
Also, can we talk about how Kurtis looks like a really cool ’80s uncle
Yes we definitely can, Uncle Kurtis- I dig it
Uncle jesse from full house vibes
kurtis IS a cool ‘80s uncle he kurt-IS
transition goals tbh
lmfao yee
24:51 “we are anonymous where gonna rob your gam gam” - Kurtis 2020
To be honest, that song Matthew was playing at the bar was more swag than anything the devil could give him.
this movie, but the king is lactose intolerant
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so he'd be like any normal lactose intolerant person~ not giving an f the movie won't change
So the movie would be exactly the same bc lactose intolerant people literally dont care about being lactose intolerant
The goat story with diarrhea
the box trolls
Buddy's tongue rubbers was a crucial part of the spread of the virus.
Haha fr
Ms. Rona has entered the chat✨
off topic but your hair looks super cool lmao
@@idrive444 ayee thank you kind stranger
Youre kinda fun
my parents made me watch this as a little czech kid and i ended up locked in a psych ward.
11:38 - 11-58 has to be my favorite moment of the entire video, it’s just soooo funny thinking about the fact that he’s doing a bit based of a movie that’s suppose to be for kids
disappointed they didn’t say “first” when they somehow found your unlisted video and commented on it before it was public.
HA
FKFKFK
omg that would be hilarious
They should've said "first.....to dislike"😡
first to get butthurt
Kurtis flirting with AAA studios to avoid a copyright strike killed toxic masculinity
even funnier that the writer/producer/etc. of these goat movies looks like a kiddy diddler
Normalize men seducing companies
@@brysonhanefeld76 Hot
@@ArinJager1 The producer isn't different from the writers, it had two writers and the producer doesn't look that bad man, don't judge appearances so harshly.
if only
i think it’s so silly how they’re called ‘AAA studios’ like they were so mad about something and had to get it out by naming their studio 😭
Like that video with the guy reading the battery names
@@Jupiter-TYES I KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
6:48 i just had to say this song came into my head randomly. it's been literal years since i watched this video and yet i just caught myself humming this. i actually didn't properly know the lyrics of what i was singing and it was driving me insane. thank you kurtis for temporarily putting me in immense stress. great song
I hate these types of companies that can't take criticism, will not improve, and will try to copywrite strike that one person who's criticism is different. This is stupid.
I mean in the country of origin that movie was quite a success in cinemas if i remember correctly
Klára Andoková I think that was mainly because it was the first computer animated movie from the Czech Republic, and it also underwent a pretty heavy marketing campaign. Although the studio lost $500,000 on it, so it must not have been that successful.
the worst part is that youtube just lets them do whatever they want, most of the time without actually reviewing it themselves. it makes creators look bad when they legitimately havent done anything illegal.
Also it was probably claimed automatically cause the company decided TO PUT THE WHOLE MOVIE ON KZhead so it's in the claiming system
@@lisemagic208 that might be true but it won an award for animation also it has Jiri Labus in it and that is a win by itself and sequel got my teenage crush Lucie Vondrackova
Is no one going to talk about the fact that they sang an overly enthusiastic and cheerful song about going...to...hell?
I don’t think you are a part of the lgbtq community then, we do that all the time
@@cammiedda6911 You are correct lol However, I’d love to sing a song abt hell with u! Satan here I come😈
Ikr? Step aside, Hadestown.
I’m an abrosexual trans guy, of course I’ll sing a song about hell 🤩😳
Just wanted to say hello crewmate, fellow citizen of kurtistown
27:17 I think Brandon Rogers made a whole comedy sketch about this
YEEES A BRANDON FAN, HE DID WITH KAREN AND HELEN
"She is the worst thing that came out of my asshole" -Helen literally ancient mother
what if eye color is supposed to indicate that goat IS suzy’s mom? jemmy, katy, and johnny all have blue eyes. goat and suzy have green 😳
BRUH
WAITT
Hold up
My EYES- :) Lemme stab em out real quickkk-
I really wonder if the mother knows that kid didn't come out of her and just... goes with it?
YOOOO THEY REALLY ARE IMPLYING THAT THE GOAT IS SUSIE’S MOM: SUSIE AND GOAT HAVE GREEN EYES WHILE THE REST OF FAMILY HAS BLUE EYES
Ew
I noticed that too! Wtf?!
👀
Wow
poly throuple
Thank you Kurtis for uploading. I know its been years since you had, but this helped me a lot. When I was sobbing after realizing only two people actually care for me and my friends tell me my anger and depression is just a phase. Again, thank you so much and you're doing great.
Hope you're feeling better these days
hey friend, hope you're doing alright
I am going to buy a goddamn box-set of every film produced by AAA Productions because everything they make is GOLD
i’m sorry, but i can’t get over when AAA said, “someone put someone in their mouth, they fight together is completely okay”
It's one of those moments when a phrase or banter don't translate well to a different language. In czech "to put someone into their mouth - brát si někoho do huby" means to badmouth someone/provoke them to fight. The guys who is in charge of their YT channel is probably not really good in english, considering how the whole comment was constructed lol
@@vallany7548 oooooh, NOW it makes sense
@@vallany7548 oh
Vallany dang it. it was so much more funny when i didn’t know that
Im not sure if this is the language of the gods and we dummies cant understand this or it is pure shit and deserves to be on the top r/ihadastroke
the king could smell all the yummy cheeses miles away and somehow not in his own castle
it's cuz only the sweet smell of Goat's goat cheese had that effect
@@BrynnBeverly they’re making goat cheese in the castle though
Or those two blocks of cheese in that guys mouth. Somethings wrong with that kings nose.
He's far-scented. It's like far-sighted, but, you know...
Wait.. yeah you’re right wtf??????????
"you have three days to get your parents back" *holds up two fingers* 💀💀💀
I am not going to defend either of the movies (the second one is better tho), but most of the story lines actually come from Czech legends and fairy tales. In the first movie, mister Hanish is actually a very well known legend. And the Faust's house too and so mister Hanish's story and Matthew's story follow these legends. For this one, the three guys, Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed are actually from a fairy tale where they are helping a prince save a princess who is held hostage by some wizard or something. The thing about them is that Tall can strech, Broad can drink a whole pond (its important in the original story I swear) and Sharp-eyed.....sees....far. He can see very far and very little details. And with their help the prince saves the princess. woooo
Wow
kurtis' skits are becoming more fever-dream like
agreed
then again so is this whole movie..
Tim & Eric vibe
are we really complaining though
I'm not a genetics genius but one of the children has green eyes, neither Jemmie or Katy have green eyes but Goat does.. take that as you will 😬😬
I-
Jemmie really be wildin out there
Damn.
That's just Czech humor tbh, we like it dark af
There is an explanation for that but im too lazy lmao
The arabic version of part 1 is just part 2 reuploaded. I know that I've never ever seen nudity in an Arabic animation (yet), so I think they never really managed to get Arabic dubbers who were willing to dub a movie with nudity. Pretty cool.
Who else wants to bet the animation studio watches this video over and over again with an angry expression on their faces?
The star is a popsticle bcs in czech language the star is called "Polárka" which is also a name for an ice cream
oh cool! thank you for letting me know :)
@@kurtisconner no problem my guy :)
I gotta thank all these czech people explaining all this, I'd be losing sleep
There is also a brand name of popsicles called North Star.
@@thebreakdownpodcast yea but in czech it is more than just a brand. It is basically like a kind of ice cream.
Imagine getting asked to make a jingle about rubbing people’s tongues....
dude that’s what i was thinking, the poor guy was probably so confused 😭😭
Lmaooo- 🔍👀👄👀💦
Let’s be real, It’s probably not the weirdest request to come from fiver 😂
11:08 Lucifer grew up in Wisconsin
15:30 *chefs kiss*
*IM CANADIAN TOO AND I ACTUALLY WENT TO THE PRAGUE CLOCK IN 2019... HAD NO IDEA IT WAS MADE WITH STINKY, STINKY PLANS*
I'm Canadian :)
I'm Canadian :)
I'm Canadian :)
I'm Canadian :)
I'm canadian :)
What if the big guy isn’t really big but his pockets are just filled with a variety of really specific contracts.
hes just, he's just so wealthy of specific contracts
Fax
Last name: With legally binding contracts for literally every scenario First name: Broad
Tall guy isn’t tall, he’s just standing on stacks of contracts
this is the best comment I have ever seen
this movie reminds me so much of an old story: "The Story of Harap-Alb". In that story, the main charachter meets a few guys: the tall man, who could strech a lot, the thirsty man, who could drink a lot of water, the hungry man, who was always hungry, and another guy who was blind but could also see at long distances. These two stories are so similar 😭😭
I will explain why there was a popsicle in the sky. that popsicle is called "Pólarka" in the Czech Republic, and we have the same name for the North Star. The popsicle and the North Star have the same name in the Czech Republic
I want a shirt that says “Lucifer is very particular about his cheese”
shhh AAA might hear you...
ME TOO
YES! Great attire for church
I’d pay some good Kurtis Currency for that
I really hope Kurtis sees this comment and makes it a thing. I would pay a lot of money for that
Sounds like someone working at express vpn forwarded the video to AAA while reviewing over it hhhh
I like your pfp. Did you make it?
C thank u but I wish! It’s a picrew avatar
omg wait you could be right
Ohh. That someone is the rat of the organization. *Rat also likes cheese
@@Cecil... I think curtis just took a selfie to get that pfp
25:46 jumpscare
Fnaf 1 Freddy jumpscare in a nutshell
At 17:00 It is a poorly translated joke. In Czechia there is a popsicle caled ,,polárka" that is also a frase for a star
When AAA studio wrote “if someone put someone in their mouth”, they just poorly translated a Czech saying which means “to talk shit about someone”. It is just a phrase we say. Those who are from Czech republic also think it’s a really weird movie. I love the content Kurtis. Have a nice day, stay safe.:)
we in kurtistown love Czechia :)
We in Czechia also love kurtistown! :)
Awww this is cute I love how when the original goat story video came out and all the Czech members or kurtis town were like I LOVE YOU KURTISSSSSSSS YES REP
But weren’t they talking shit about Matthew and making it StInKyyY
Was that pole star/popsicle thing a Czech pun?
there’s only one explanation for the goat’s voice change... he’s a trans king
yes
like obviously you go kinggg
or maybe its because the goat actually did die in the last movie, and they just bought a replacement goat but yeah could be that too 😀✌️
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Love our king. Testosterones are working so good for him !
I liked that in the first movie review you were like "I dunno I guess things are just different in the Czech Republic" and the filmmaker was SO passive aggressive about Americans being ridiculous and sensitive and having a false morality. YOU were pretty generous with acknowledging that maybe things are just okay in another country, but the filmmaker didn't give America (and of course you're Canadian anyway) the same leniency.
I'm sure someone has already pointed this out to Kurtis but just in case...does he know that he's listed as the voice of the goat on the first movie's IMDb page?
"And then her arm falls off, which is pretty disarming to see." Kurtis, my guy....
he had to do it to em
We need to give him a medal
lol
@horrendous krts
He said it so deadpan it took me a second and then laughed for like 10 minutes straight