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Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

Danny Gonzalez
2020 ж. 30 Нау.
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  • HA

    @jackgrazer457@jackgrazer4574 жыл бұрын

    • 10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.

      @Meeechiii88Azecas@Meeechiii88Azecas4 жыл бұрын

    • WHAT

      @madelenhal@madelenhal4 жыл бұрын

    • JACKKKKK AHAHHA

      @sophiamarino1185@sophiamarino11854 жыл бұрын

    • I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes

      @kxmmyqwq@kxmmyqwq4 жыл бұрын

    • YO

      @Blapze@Blapze4 жыл бұрын

  • "Siren" means "mermaid" and "Adam" means "man" and I hate this movie

    @candice6426@candice64264 жыл бұрын

    • I always thought adam meant... A dam👌😂...im sorry ill leave now lol

      @cuteraccoon2133@cuteraccoon21334 жыл бұрын

    • And barnacle boy

      @tyanna270@tyanna2704 жыл бұрын

    • @@diordo4109 stop with your either Rick roll or scam

      @the_actual_alex@the_actual_alex4 жыл бұрын

    • Real song but it probably has fake likes bc this person was self promoting for likes on different comments

      @fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel26294 жыл бұрын

    • Took a quick scroll through the comments. Possibly bots, a lot of alt accounts or just paid shite.

      @fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel26294 жыл бұрын

  • Your body is made up of 65% water, _and siren is thirsty.._

    @djaccountisbfisbx3880@djaccountisbfisbx38803 жыл бұрын

    • WAIT NONONONONO-

      @hsmacaraig@hsmacaraig3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @thanosofthebread9497@thanosofthebread94973 жыл бұрын

    • Peelyboi I love your pfp,one of my favorite loading screens

      @jacksongrassmyer5871@jacksongrassmyer58713 жыл бұрын

    • FBI OPEN UP

      @Doctor_Straing_Strange@Doctor_Straing_Strange3 жыл бұрын

    • O👄O

      @irinaostrovenko923@irinaostrovenko9233 жыл бұрын

  • "Your body is made up of 65% water" I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

    @deluxeincorporated@deluxeincorporated10 ай бұрын

    • She should have made him pee his pants.

      @elijennings9913@elijennings99136 ай бұрын

    • I mean, he was a murderous creep

      @Greystorm1619@Greystorm16196 ай бұрын

    • She's worse than hama

      @Book_Heaven803@Book_Heaven8036 ай бұрын

    • @@Book_Heaven803Hamas?

      @victorlolxd7347@victorlolxd73475 ай бұрын

    • @@Book_Heaven803ikr

      @Hamdragons@Hamdragons5 ай бұрын

  • I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.

    @Scrofar@Scrofar8 ай бұрын

    • Yeah

      @echoingoutofexistence4222@echoingoutofexistence42228 ай бұрын

    • And we get brutal murder scenes of them killing mermaids.

      @grantslater861@grantslater8617 ай бұрын

    • and Danny excusing the hunters sad moments

      @DeerEwe@DeerEwe7 ай бұрын

    • ​@@DeerEwethats because its a terrible allegory and the hunters are kind of in the right

      @forthelowpriceof4.99@forthelowpriceof4.996 ай бұрын

    • @@forthelowpriceof4.99 yes but also in the right ? no one has a right to someone's body, even if it's fake magic blood

      @DeerEwe@DeerEwe6 ай бұрын

  • This movie is either for 8 year old girls or child predators

    @pyschoclaw9330@pyschoclaw93304 жыл бұрын

    • That is scarily too true.

      @totallyoriginal6964@totallyoriginal69644 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @starrychatnoir7293@starrychatnoir72934 жыл бұрын

    • Opaloompa war

      @mr.banana4893@mr.banana48934 жыл бұрын

    • it’s for both

      @frizz5200@frizz52004 жыл бұрын

    • Don't forget people with very odd fetishes....

      @kirin1230@kirin12304 жыл бұрын

  • “you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*

    @layaaleii@layaaleii4 жыл бұрын

    • aleiah leilua *almost 12*

      @luuuke2484@luuuke24844 жыл бұрын

    • aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-

      @Ashley-tb4kv@Ashley-tb4kv4 жыл бұрын

    • I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually

      @kayahamen4861@kayahamen48614 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfaooooo

      @liannamarlock4200@liannamarlock42004 жыл бұрын

    • I was like wtf girl

      @ilovepokemon4565@ilovepokemon45654 жыл бұрын

  • "Your body is made up of 65% water" *proceeds to remove 100% of him*

    @WhoKilledLixqs@WhoKilledLixqs4 ай бұрын

    • Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol

      @sirGuy1995@sirGuy19953 ай бұрын

    • I legit thought she was gonna start blood-bending him and like, turn him into a knot or something

      @Wild_Child189@Wild_Child18918 күн бұрын

  • "Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune

    @user-uz4my8xr4d@user-uz4my8xr4d10 ай бұрын

    • Thank you!! I thought so too

      @Kristianalexis1@Kristianalexis16 ай бұрын

    • Exactly. And even if they meant voices then like...that's the fuckin same with humans

      @cubisttubist@cubisttubist4 ай бұрын

    • A unique whale?

      @Aaron-bw3xu@Aaron-bw3xu3 ай бұрын

    • I noticed this as well.

      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28@wantedbird55srandomchannel283 ай бұрын

    • "All mermaids sound the same" is so racist!

      @osmium6832@osmium68322 ай бұрын

  • She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.

    @fadaskhan3227@fadaskhan32274 жыл бұрын

    • When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom

      @erinbush9005@erinbush90054 жыл бұрын

    • 👏👏👏

      @ZiggyFL@ZiggyFL4 жыл бұрын

    • Wikihow really out here changing lives huh

      @Tw0Dots@Tw0Dots4 жыл бұрын

    • Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her

      @dfrost03@dfrost034 жыл бұрын

    • D. Frost sure

      @savannahgassiot@savannahgassiot4 жыл бұрын

  • this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11

    @krokikrumpsun624@krokikrumpsun6244 жыл бұрын

    • lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy

      @ak7845@ak78454 жыл бұрын

    • A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher

      @SpagettiSpeltWrong@SpagettiSpeltWrong4 жыл бұрын

    • Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky

      @tadokoropilled@tadokoropilled4 жыл бұрын

    • She caused covid-19

      @God-fq9ly@God-fq9ly4 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @papayadoodlez9994@papayadoodlez99944 жыл бұрын

  • Most of the women in town are mermaids. Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.

    @CoolPaDuke@CoolPaDuke10 ай бұрын

    • Theory: the guys aren't mermaid hunters at all. They don't care about the mermaids or their powers. They just wanted an excuse to hunt women and children.

      @shwahgamer@shwahgamer6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@shwahgamerRealistic

      @EirwenVivantel@EirwenVivantel2 ай бұрын

    • The way I just sounded like a whole tea kettle 😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @LoreleiCatherine@LoreleiCatherine2 ай бұрын

    • @@shwahgamerto be honest it feels like the dad is the only one whose actually looking for a mermaid, the rest just feel like they want blood

      @cameravice1825@cameravice18252 ай бұрын

  • LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."

    @EbbermanEmily@EbbermanEmily7 ай бұрын

    • Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭

      @norabrown7960@norabrown79603 ай бұрын

  • Siren: I want my REAL mom The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐

    @tasha4112@tasha41124 жыл бұрын

    • Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD

      @kaibai2636@kaibai26364 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @Trinityyy73@Trinityyy734 жыл бұрын

    • Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

      @dinopines9191@dinopines91914 жыл бұрын

    • I cackling

      @clairefazel8470@clairefazel84704 жыл бұрын

    • She’s not even her legal guardian anymore Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left

      @overthinker5805@overthinker58054 жыл бұрын

  • 'Are they singing?' 'no, they're filing their taxes' So that's why they're wailing.....

    @lilycampbell-lehtinen3443@lilycampbell-lehtinen34434 жыл бұрын

    • hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).

      @cbennett7480@cbennett74804 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @thesilentmarauder3758@thesilentmarauder37584 жыл бұрын

    • D v ddhr xt ? Z QwdxZ dei XX

      @tamirestamires3651@tamirestamires36514 жыл бұрын

    • STOP NO

      @kflagor@kflagor4 жыл бұрын

    • Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do

      @hvysteria@hvysteria4 жыл бұрын

  • i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo

    @goldenwolfae@goldenwolfae10 ай бұрын

    • lmao

      @DannyStanley-Porritt-ji6jm@DannyStanley-Porritt-ji6jm6 ай бұрын

    • 99 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that

      @sparrrkles_@sparrrkles_4 ай бұрын

    • @@sparrrkles_everybody hates when you make (or anyone makes) comments like this, just by the way.

      @nutella_wewerehere@nutella_wewerehere2 ай бұрын

    • @@nutella_wewerehere huh oh lol 2 months ago I was prob half asleep sorry bout that but u know people don’t appreciate being yelled at when they did nothing wrong. Anyways have a nice day! Hope I didn’t ruin it!

      @sparrrkles_@sparrrkles_2 ай бұрын

    • @@nutella_wewerehereit’s not that big of a deal i personally don’t care

      @lamibonxd@lamibonxdАй бұрын

  • Alternate title for this movie: Mermaids vs. pedophiles.

    @justinepower8406@justinepower84064 жыл бұрын

    • Scarlet KarmaKora That comment made my day

      @jameshay3673@jameshay36734 жыл бұрын

    • honestly, where's the lie?

      @superstar2446@superstar24464 жыл бұрын

    • James Hay same

      @idkwhattoputhere-7978@idkwhattoputhere-79784 жыл бұрын

    • Lol, good comment

      @papayadoodlez9994@papayadoodlez99944 жыл бұрын

    • Lol Siren was like 13 HAhA

      @muget7u@muget7u4 жыл бұрын

  • The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

    @havenlee1102@havenlee11024 жыл бұрын

    • Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.

      @yvvonevon7834@yvvonevon78344 жыл бұрын

    • yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma

      @havenlee1102@havenlee11024 жыл бұрын

    • Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously

      @Xannah@Xannah4 жыл бұрын

    • "They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."

      @Arkonu@Arkonu4 жыл бұрын

    • yes

      @user-ml6xq4xo6g@user-ml6xq4xo6g4 жыл бұрын

  • 17:58 something about this scene just fucking kills me every time: -the way the poor kid sounds so desperate -the music is so dramatic -how the mom just ignores the kid/doesn't even seem to realise he's there??? then slams the door in his face -we never see the mom's face in this scene for some reason??? -the completely overdramatic visuals of the bones breaking -the fact he gently places his hand on the door and proceeds to shatter his entire wrist into a thousand pieces, like I know he has brittle bones but my god its so funny oh my god

    @camo2156@camo215611 ай бұрын

    • I'm fascinated by the fact that there was a dramatic chase scene going on and yet the writers couldn't come up with any other way for him to wind up with a broken wrist aside from barely touching a door.

      @Gossamaggs@GossamaggsАй бұрын

    • He could've tried to reach for her, but she unknowingly slams the door on his arm. ​@Gossamaggs

      @seanstrizak3654@seanstrizak3654Ай бұрын

  • I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀

    @lunanewyear@lunanewyear6 ай бұрын

    • yah it was a joke that went over your head

      @jerms6642@jerms66424 ай бұрын

  • Siren:... Adam: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”

    @cunthia0214@cunthia02144 жыл бұрын

    • Mans broke his wrist touching a door

      @fanfandom551@fanfandom5514 жыл бұрын

    • Cynthia Hernandez *falls down the stairs*

      @anaeller6472@anaeller64724 жыл бұрын

    • Fan Fandom shattered his entire skeleton by falling on sand

      @Katelizaj@Katelizaj4 жыл бұрын

    • Broo this left me dying 😂

      @GS_emerald@GS_emerald4 жыл бұрын

    • why is this funny XD

      @khalilfajloun6813@khalilfajloun68134 жыл бұрын

  • Actually there's 3 titles for scales Scales: a mermaids tale Scales: mermaids are real And Scales: there's no nice word for ugly

    @jazminesanchez1982@jazminesanchez19824 жыл бұрын

    • a talemers maid scalestale

      @huntercarneystandup@huntercarneystandup4 жыл бұрын

    • You for got the 4th title Scales: My My Bo Bo

      @madeofsteel8923@madeofsteel89234 жыл бұрын

    • Actually the director leaked a 5th title: *Brittle bone man & friends*

      @HarriWasHere@HarriWasHere4 жыл бұрын

    • Omg did you see the new trailer for the 6th title? Scales: Snakes nit mermaids

      @ILPVG@ILPVG4 жыл бұрын

    • Scales: lifting the weights

      @imfam0use@imfam0use4 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine the filming in this because the music isn’t actually there so it’s just silent and people are just opening each others mouths while they “wail” at each other but it’s just pure silence and shuffling of feet.

    @-_frenchbulldoog_-4715@-_frenchbulldoog_-471510 ай бұрын

    • Omg lmao

      @Idkwhats_goingontbh@Idkwhats_goingontbhАй бұрын

  • The comment section of this video put more thought into this movie than the actual writers did.

    @SoScarlettItWasMaroon@SoScarlettItWasMaroon9 ай бұрын

  • This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in

    @PupCake1025@PupCake10254 жыл бұрын

    • @Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

      @kaprisun4624@kaprisun46244 жыл бұрын

    • @Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying

      @abandonedacc420@abandonedacc4204 жыл бұрын

    • Well did you?

      @partymode2174@partymode21744 жыл бұрын

    • No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us

      @evelyngregg4666@evelyngregg46664 жыл бұрын

    • WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8

      @sasha-wo4db@sasha-wo4db4 жыл бұрын

  • Why is one of the mermaids named “siren” and another named “Tiffany” edit: lmao I was wrong, the girl named Tiffany isn't even a mermaid oops

    @johannascott1593@johannascott15934 жыл бұрын

    • Johanna Scott I think Tiffany was Siren’s adopted mum

      @karenannedobson@karenannedobson4 жыл бұрын

    • Suprise suprise, tiffany is actually a really old name used since the 12th century😂 Source: www.mamamia.com.au/medieval-origins-of-the-name-tiffany/

      @crsbkkr@crsbkkr4 жыл бұрын

    • idk why would one be named literally 'mermaid' while others named 'tiffany' thats some unusual crap right there

      @RYFT0R@RYFT0R4 жыл бұрын

    • “Oh my name is siren!” “I dream of water” “Siren you’re a mermaid” “What how did i not know this mermaids exist? How am i a mermaid, i never knew or suspected this before”

      @c.g.5580@c.g.55804 жыл бұрын

    • They ran outta mermaid name ideas

      @DEdPoolio@DEdPoolio4 жыл бұрын

  • the whole conflict of this movie could be so easily solved by just having mermaid-exclusive blood drives like srsly

    @gator-aidan9839@gator-aidan983910 ай бұрын

  • 21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.” *There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*

    @SulzkeiTheMusical@SulzkeiTheMusical5 ай бұрын

  • “Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him

    @seal5783@seal57832 жыл бұрын

    • Creepus Deletus

      @tinyblueunicorn7807@tinyblueunicorn78072 жыл бұрын

    • @@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that

      @baileyyh72@baileyyh722 жыл бұрын

    • That means siren wants to breathe and love you

      @dharrison89@dharrison892 жыл бұрын

    • @@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭

      @tinyblueunicorn7807@tinyblueunicorn78072 жыл бұрын

    • The other 40% is his clothes

      @oldacocimt3@oldacocimt32 жыл бұрын

  • This movie is like something 10 year old me would write

    @daisyhabert2005@daisyhabert20054 жыл бұрын

    • I'm pretty sure I wrote something very similar when I was a kid, but without murder and creepy mens...

      @vitoriag.r.6334@vitoriag.r.63344 жыл бұрын

    • My 9 year old self wrote poorly written comics and everyone in my class loved them Like there's this one scene where the main character and her sidekick were fighting the villian's minions and there was this random hill with some huge Boulder that appeared out of nowhere, IN A BUILDING. Also when the main character and her sidekick is looking for the (same) villian that's hiding in space, and they think he's on Enceladus (a moon of Saturn), just because it had huge geysers and they thought it was cool (yes the villian was on Enceladus lol)

      @NutpuffTheWolf@NutpuffTheWolf4 жыл бұрын

    • Andrea Animates that story sounds Luke my dreams! Anyway, in 3 grade me and my freinds loved to make up stories about us being super hero’s with all these powers and we had a mermaid episode and it was kinda like this haha

      @daisyhabert2005@daisyhabert20054 жыл бұрын

    • Offense to 10 years olds

      @patrickmuse5918@patrickmuse59184 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @spiradical5307@spiradical53074 жыл бұрын

  • I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.

    @_KierannTheKemonomimi@_KierannTheKemonomimi4 ай бұрын

    • "The Thirteenth Year" did it way better

      @ssgamez6084@ssgamez6084Күн бұрын

  • 15:13 “are they singing?” This is like sitting in a restaurant and asking: “WhAt Is HaPpeNing ArE tHey eAtInG?!” Like what did the writers think of that line lol-

    @Dog_Rodger@Dog_Rodger Жыл бұрын

  • “Are they singing?” “No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”

    @me982@me9824 жыл бұрын

    • Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣

      @anemocrow2080@anemocrow20804 жыл бұрын

    • Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.

      @Zenigundam@Zenigundam4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Zenigundam Really? They're responsible for me and millions of others? Cool.

      @A_Strawberry@A_Strawberry4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Zenigundam Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?

      @TheAkrillion@TheAkrillion4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Zenigundam god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.

      @Kiterious@Kiterious4 жыл бұрын

  • I'm making chicken strips EDIT: why did this blow up... why did Danny pin this... why were people commanding me to violate my food...

    @SableSeraph17@SableSeraph174 жыл бұрын

    • Spooper Senshi relatable

      @graaaah9080@graaaah90804 жыл бұрын

    • Spooper Senshi hell yeah u gonna share?

      @lynneatsrocks@lynneatsrocks4 жыл бұрын

    • Spooper Senshi f your chicken strips

      @miee3515@miee35154 жыл бұрын

    • hot

      @oliverisboring6041@oliverisboring60414 жыл бұрын

    • 🤤

      @fariha.@fariha.4 жыл бұрын

  • How are any pure breeds born there has to be a mer-man

    @nasir7850@nasir78509 ай бұрын

  • Damn Adam can't catch a break in this movie... but his bones can

    @Generic_emo_username@Generic_emo_username11 ай бұрын

  • How tf could she be purebred if there are no boy mermaids...

    @cadehuntsman7490@cadehuntsman74904 жыл бұрын

    • Cade Huntsman how do they procreate in the first place? Their legs are covered up by their tails. So like...how?

      @sincerelyve8318@sincerelyve83184 жыл бұрын

    • @@sincerelyve8318 idk maybe they lay eggs like salmon?

      @Sadmanmcgee@Sadmanmcgee4 жыл бұрын

    • Sad Boi where do the eggs come from is there like a hole in their tail-

      @sincerelyve8318@sincerelyve83184 жыл бұрын

    • @@sincerelyve8318 idk however the fish reproductive system works i guess, look up salmon mating is fascinating stuff.

      @Sadmanmcgee@Sadmanmcgee4 жыл бұрын

    • @@sincerelyve8318 females lay eggs, males jizz on them. Just like a fish

      @Fanimati0n@Fanimati0n4 жыл бұрын

  • “my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes

    @francisalob6945@francisalob69454 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment

      @iamcoolrealnotfake5486@iamcoolrealnotfake54864 жыл бұрын

    • so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know

      @kingofbirds@kingofbirds4 жыл бұрын

    • Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.

      @shori200@shori2004 жыл бұрын

    • You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you

      @aliced602@aliced6024 жыл бұрын

    • 70 % actually, but it depends on your age

      @Ampparr1@Ampparr14 жыл бұрын

  • My favourite part of this video is that at 23:50 there's no big reverb effect or any audio effects on Danny's reaction, it's just the purest and most realistic "Wha-?" I have ever heard XD Same Danny, same.

    @michelleharding7023@michelleharding702311 ай бұрын

  • 24:47 i mean are you suggesting showing a dried up corpse in a kids movie?

    @jakewairbelly@jakewairbelly10 ай бұрын

    • Eh I mean they get away with showing horrifying stuff in cartoons like courage, they probably would have gotten away with showing a dried up corpse if they just showed his dried up arm in the frame or something

      @cyanity1017@cyanity10177 ай бұрын

    • Yes? Its not for babies its for 11 year olds they can handle seeing a single fake dried up corpse dude lol They literally showed that kids bones exploding a dessicated body is nothing

      @Pragabond@Pragabond22 күн бұрын

  • “So mermaids are very reluctant to heal people, but they’ll kill anyone at a moment’s notice” So they *are* sirens-

    @icypopsicle9082@icypopsicle90822 жыл бұрын

    • you’re onto something

      @somnodaur8064@somnodaur80642 жыл бұрын

    • Dayum that makes more sense than the entire plot of the movie

      @bluecalibrifont1401@bluecalibrifont14012 жыл бұрын

    • No there’s a few mermaids that are healers and others are sirens and siren is a siren

      @amalnation4021@amalnation40212 жыл бұрын

    • Help why did I think of an ambulance-

      @song-feather1623@song-feather16232 жыл бұрын

    • I love the profile pic

      @ronorchid793@ronorchid7932 жыл бұрын

  • Damn, siren's adoptive mother raised her for almost 12 years, risks her life to protect her daughter from hunters, then siren just f*s off into the sea to be with some lady's she's never met?? Her mom deserved better

    @mariejimenez3694@mariejimenez36944 жыл бұрын

    • Marie Jimenez Ikr she left the person who raised her, to be with her mom who abandoned her that’s messed up.

      @ifloridawarriorcatfan9918@ifloridawarriorcatfan99184 жыл бұрын

    • K but when i was 12 i probably would've chosen to be a mermaid for the rest of my life rather than go to school

      @sipsmoretea2241@sipsmoretea22414 жыл бұрын

    • *sips more tea* When I was 12 I liked school. My enthusiasm has taken a big dip since then.

      @tuxedobird@tuxedobird4 жыл бұрын

    • “Just fucks off into the sea” 😂

      @Tw0Dots@Tw0Dots4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Tw0Dots f*s * (aka: fus or fks)

      @bri-eh2fu@bri-eh2fu4 жыл бұрын

  • ... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"

    @FirlowXD@FirlowXD4 ай бұрын

  • One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤

    @Anna-hb4uy@Anna-hb4uy6 ай бұрын

    • IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(

      @Imjustkendall@Imjustkendall2 ай бұрын

  • "Your cousin has cancer heal her" "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "

    @COVERT_8410@COVERT_84104 жыл бұрын

    • @@cr3ep_er 🤣

      @esedontworryabouttherest7482@esedontworryabouttherest74824 жыл бұрын

    • 😂🤣

      @esedontworryabouttherest7482@esedontworryabouttherest74824 жыл бұрын

    • The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus? No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼‍♀️

      @Mikayla_5@Mikayla_54 жыл бұрын

    • Selfish mermaids

      @ifloridawarriorcatfan9918@ifloridawarriorcatfan99184 жыл бұрын

    • @@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?

      @Mikayla_5@Mikayla_54 жыл бұрын

  • “Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison

    @Spalfos@Spalfos4 жыл бұрын

    • My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone I love everysingle supporter

      @diordo4109@diordo41094 жыл бұрын

    • brainmare 😂😂😂 no

      @Joshua-gv4fb@Joshua-gv4fb4 жыл бұрын

    • Please help my friends dog. www.gofundme.com/f/1wqq64wuyo?+share-sheet

      @prodigious818@prodigious8184 жыл бұрын

    • @@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass. (For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )

      @allykayyy2683@allykayyy26834 жыл бұрын

    • @@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg

      @themartinezfamily4827@themartinezfamily48274 жыл бұрын

  • NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭

    @chrisdasilva7642@chrisdasilva76424 ай бұрын

  • “he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂

    @l0velif3@l0velif36 ай бұрын

  • danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way” he clearly hasnt watched the lorax

    @gregroitbourd@gregroitbourd4 жыл бұрын

    • Clearly

      @bangtanbois415@bangtanbois4154 жыл бұрын

    • It’s a movie

      @tayloridehenre1480@tayloridehenre14804 жыл бұрын

    • The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?! Some random dude: yea? Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

      @rendezvous.mp3208@rendezvous.mp32084 жыл бұрын

    • Literally they bliss out when they breathe

      @amib1359@amib13594 жыл бұрын

    • @@rendezvous.mp3208 lol

      @truffleruffle5172@truffleruffle51724 жыл бұрын

  • Danny: second on trending Drew: third on trending wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn

    @krisdoesart9643@krisdoesart96434 жыл бұрын

    • Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz

      @Salma-cf4dj@Salma-cf4dj4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss

      @ryanbell3945@ryanbell39454 жыл бұрын

    • 20th sub you have to update your youtube description now

      @dormanricha@dormanricha4 жыл бұрын

    • I AM

      @brettnissen99@brettnissen994 жыл бұрын

    • Oh

      @iristorres4176@iristorres41764 жыл бұрын

  • i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy

    @th3y.l0v3.f1nn@th3y.l0v3.f1nn6 ай бұрын

    • Uh oh 😰

      @Six_TheOnlyOne@Six_TheOnlyOne6 ай бұрын

  • *man tries to kidnap mermaid girl, INSTANTLY regrets it!*

    @little_something_@little_something_10 ай бұрын

  • This whole movie low-key sounds like a 10 year old’s roleplay

    @akita2369@akita23694 жыл бұрын

    • Pretty sure I made up a story exactly like this when I was 9

      @elise1227@elise12274 жыл бұрын

    • @@elise1227 80 years ago?

      @lurker6918@lurker69184 жыл бұрын

    • [:]Âkitåchū[:] holy shit it is

      @bayleaf_heretv5393@bayleaf_heretv53934 жыл бұрын

    • @@lurker6918 100 actually

      @elise1227@elise12274 жыл бұрын

    • [:]Âkitåchū[:] kzhead.info/sun/psWAhLV6qIB_lnk/bejne.html

      @slowhits1@slowhits14 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine having terminal cancer in this universe and just looking at the ocean and thinking, “I just know there are thousands of women down there that could fix this in 10 seconds

    @Pint-SizedGhostface@Pint-SizedGhostface2 ай бұрын

  • Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :(" Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*

    @nickherbeck9794@nickherbeck97944 жыл бұрын

    • Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)

      @ChelDorado@ChelDorado4 жыл бұрын

    • @@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was

      @user-cm1ui9rl4t@user-cm1ui9rl4t4 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-cm1ui9rl4t I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.

      @ChelDorado@ChelDorado4 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-cm1ui9rl4t "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish" MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?

      @exzyyd392@exzyyd3924 жыл бұрын

    • @@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂

      @user-cm1ui9rl4t@user-cm1ui9rl4t4 жыл бұрын

  • 6:15 so mermaids literally could’ve helped find the cure for cancer but they just choose to not want to?

    @Justadude91@Justadude9111 ай бұрын

    • Ur pfp-

      @vixcina_2@vixcina_212 күн бұрын

  • 11:09 rare footage of the crying child

    @Springtrap_goes_to_jail@Springtrap_goes_to_jail6 ай бұрын

  • If the birth mom wanted to protect her daughter from hunters, then WHY DID SHE NAME HER DAUGHTER *SIREN*

    @zoecoric396@zoecoric3963 жыл бұрын

    • FOR REAL LIKE WHO DOSE THAT

      @LadyMythos315@LadyMythos3153 жыл бұрын

    • Like, wtf mom

      @tuxdraws8004@tuxdraws80043 жыл бұрын

    • tbh, why would she keep her out and away from the ocean if she wanted to keep her away from the hunters, who live on land.

      @justatoaster4328@justatoaster43283 жыл бұрын

    • Like say your child is a centaur your not gonna name them after earth pony’s omg my little pony

      @stormespyder709@stormespyder7093 жыл бұрын

    • Reverse psychology

      @theteeth3780@theteeth37803 жыл бұрын

  • Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water” Also Siren: literally deletes the guy

    @visile3765@visile37654 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.

      @rekhan3926@rekhan39264 жыл бұрын

    • She deleted him harder than Monika every could

      @tsuyuasui2334@tsuyuasui23344 жыл бұрын

    • your*

      @ArayALem@ArayALem4 жыл бұрын

    • Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass

      @sincerelybellatrix.2880@sincerelybellatrix.28804 жыл бұрын

    • She just D4C'd that man

      @mreverything7056@mreverything70564 жыл бұрын

  • bro she literally just used bloodbending at the end 💀💀💀💀

    @lonk8615@lonk86157 ай бұрын

  • This is honestly one of my comfort videos on KZhead. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂

    @TanaNanner@TanaNanner3 ай бұрын

  • opposite of the movie: skin: humans are real

    @alixxandrethegreat@alixxandrethegreat3 жыл бұрын

    • This needs more likes

      @andrewhook545@andrewhook5453 жыл бұрын

    • Or Skin: Humans Are Fake

      @oscarwilde3670@oscarwilde36703 жыл бұрын

    • Feathers: Birds are real

      @YceSzmiff@YceSzmiff3 жыл бұрын

    • Fur: dogs are fake

      @weedmaster-420@weedmaster-4203 жыл бұрын

    • Warm: Global Warming is real

      @amayah4598@amayah45983 жыл бұрын

  • girl: hey siren whos ur crush? siren: water

    @moojoytiger3210@moojoytiger32103 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @Northstarboysvsp@Northstarboysvsp3 жыл бұрын

    • 😏she tries to stay away

      @Jessica-up2vh@Jessica-up2vh3 жыл бұрын

    • water: blushes

      @thephoenix1643@thephoenix16433 жыл бұрын

    • no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water

      @axion2126@axion21263 жыл бұрын

    • @@thephoenix1643 omggggg

      @moojoytiger3210@moojoytiger32103 жыл бұрын

  • Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.

    @bobbyjacksmack1003@bobbyjacksmack10033 ай бұрын

  • 15:27 "sometimes you gotta get together with your homies and just.... *Becomes adele* OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH" HELP-

    @user-zz6rk2jf9r@user-zz6rk2jf9rАй бұрын

  • This movie feels like a badly written Wattpad fanfiction.

    @stella-qo4cy@stella-qo4cy3 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh this right here

      @lonamagoso6657@lonamagoso66573 жыл бұрын

    • it’s a subplot to the fan fiction about danny and drew

      @antonialeese9341@antonialeese93413 жыл бұрын

    • @Amethyst Aquarius OMG WOAHHHHHHHHHH

      @ignoremelol2576@ignoremelol25763 жыл бұрын

    • Except it's *c h i l d f r i e n d l y*

      @marmarthewildcatgirl6155@marmarthewildcatgirl61553 жыл бұрын

    • Ohhhhhhhh that's what I was thinking of

      @bukowskifamily7728@bukowskifamily77283 жыл бұрын

  • Why is Siren the most unlikeable character in this movie

    @whatthecoronersaid7247@whatthecoronersaid72473 жыл бұрын

    • Because she don't got squishy bones

      @dylanrhea3136@dylanrhea31363 жыл бұрын

    • ikr she gets mad that shes a mermaid

      @isabellab5491@isabellab54913 жыл бұрын

    • I love your profile picture

      @madisonmacciocca4185@madisonmacciocca41853 жыл бұрын

    • @@madisonmacciocca4185 thanks

      @whatthecoronersaid7247@whatthecoronersaid72473 жыл бұрын

    • The actress who play siren is really bad at acting

      @arkarhein3310@arkarhein33103 жыл бұрын

  • When she said "you're body is 65% water" I thought she was gonna start controlling him like they do in avatar when they're blood bending lol

    @ManicMama.@ManicMama.Ай бұрын

  • Adam: *Gets severely injured* Siren’s mom: *Uses LITERAL FORCE HEAL*

    @ThatBoiOnLaythe@ThatBoiOnLaythe9 ай бұрын

  • Adam's dad: lets not kill mermaids anymore Creepy guy: *years of academy training wasted*

    @freddiemercury1830@freddiemercury18304 жыл бұрын

    • @@hopestephanie0708 ok, gonna do that next, but I AM Greg😃

      @freddiemercury1830@freddiemercury18304 жыл бұрын

    • 🥺

      @deviplaysv@deviplaysv4 жыл бұрын

    • ^ You guys are scaring the children I

      @theaceofhearts7249@theaceofhearts72494 жыл бұрын

    • Freddie Mercury DONT STOP ME NOWWWW. DONT STOP ME, CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME

      @bloobmaster739@bloobmaster7394 жыл бұрын

    • @@bloobmaster739 **very late reply** IM A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAAARS ON A COLLISION COURSE IM A SATELLITE IM OUT OF CONTROL

      @freddiemercury1830@freddiemercury18303 жыл бұрын

  • The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family

    @BaeCat872@BaeCat8724 жыл бұрын

    • Many shessss a mermaid

      @elsethompson1957@elsethompson19574 жыл бұрын

    • It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES

      @jungkooksthighs9936@jungkooksthighs99364 жыл бұрын

    • @@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe

      @it4065@it40654 жыл бұрын

    • I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing

      @ccclr@ccclr4 жыл бұрын

    • this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.

      @zeddy2284@zeddy22844 жыл бұрын

  • As an asthmatic... I love air

    @minimumwagereviews8431@minimumwagereviews84319 ай бұрын

  • This movie is literally like a 10-year-old's fanfiction with a self-insert

    @jackrabbit5155@jackrabbit51554 жыл бұрын

    • kzhead.info/sun/bLR-ebB8qqaNaJs/bejne.html Coronavirus has a Vaccine found out in this new video Experts suggest doing this simple verification every morning: Breathe in deeply and hold your breath for 10 seconds. If this can be done without coughing, without difficulty, this shows that there is no fibrosis in the lungs, indicating the absence of infecion🙏🏾🦠

      @myhitta2960@myhitta29604 жыл бұрын

    • I finally found a way to best describe this movie, thank you

      @ellen301@ellen3014 жыл бұрын

    • @@myhitta2960 your music is trash. stop

      @serenescenes18@serenescenes184 жыл бұрын

    • Kinda like the fanfiction about Danny and Drew

      @daisyviv8385@daisyviv83854 жыл бұрын

    • That’s literally what I was thinking lmao I think I had this fantasy in 3rd grade

      @ffiggy@ffiggy4 жыл бұрын

  • So, if this kids transforms in water, does she just not take baths or showers? Like has she just not ever washed her body ever before?

    @pixel4827@pixel48274 жыл бұрын

    • Baby wipe bath

      @Bsperry@Bsperry4 жыл бұрын

    • Sans I think she was fine before she hit mermaid puberty

      @jeenako@jeenako4 жыл бұрын

    • THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

      @bambina1800@bambina18004 жыл бұрын

    • She does look pretty disgusting so it's possible she hadn't showered ever.

      @kei.13@kei.134 жыл бұрын

    • If she never took a shower her coohie would be stinking Edit: i never got this many likes ever thx so much😁😁😁😁💖💕💞💖💖💓💖

      @nunicreatesplays9001@nunicreatesplays90014 жыл бұрын

  • 21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.

    @FinandDandy@FinandDandy5 ай бұрын

    • ( my my poo poo )

      @ritapizza821@ritapizza8213 ай бұрын

  • I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn

    @pepitocovid-91@pepitocovid-91Ай бұрын

    • Dam this is just my comfort video 😅

      @Munchkinthetherian@MunchkinthetherianАй бұрын

    • Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all

      @siennadarrell@siennadarrellАй бұрын

  • Why is no one talking about the mother being absent for Siren's whole life, even though she has legs? There was no explanation about any of this

    @dewdrop5552@dewdrop55524 жыл бұрын

    • She was busy doing mermaid things 💅

      @mitchi63@mitchi634 жыл бұрын

    • She’s like the ruler of the mermaid clan and shit so she gotta stay in the water

      @fruity3693@fruity36934 жыл бұрын

    • Marco Polo takes FOREVER

      @nathanherbst3280@nathanherbst32804 жыл бұрын

    • SHE WaS tRyINg To ProTECt HEr

      @yourbigfatmother65@yourbigfatmother654 жыл бұрын

    • Everyone knows marco polo is way more important than raising a child🤷🏽

      @aloryamod9762@aloryamod97624 жыл бұрын

  • i think siren’s a bit of a waterphile 💀

    @itznotghostie@itznotghostieАй бұрын

  • 5:03 for free??

    @alexhermosillo813@alexhermosillo81311 ай бұрын

    • 💀💀

      @cooliostarstache5474@cooliostarstache54749 ай бұрын

  • *my my, boo boo.*

    @astoniaa@astoniaa4 жыл бұрын

    • BAHAHHAHAHAHAHABAHAH I CANT STOP LAUGHTING

      @antidote5416@antidote54164 жыл бұрын

    • -daisyplays- :3 21:41 watch that again and you will understand it

      @anaelik9302@anaelik93024 жыл бұрын

    • Dazetesqh

      @ousmaneba4440@ousmaneba44404 жыл бұрын

    • 0

      @ousmaneba4440@ousmaneba44404 жыл бұрын

    • You ride the short bus huh?

      @harrygooch8943@harrygooch89434 жыл бұрын

  • “Congratulations Siren, you’re a bloodbender.”

    @nameunlisted1359@nameunlisted13593 жыл бұрын

    • Doesn't even need to wait for a full moon. Siren op pls nerf

      @tamiwu0346@tamiwu03463 жыл бұрын

    • Katara is typing..

      @TiffanyLiane@TiffanyLiane3 жыл бұрын

    • Katara will train her

      @_kittyctgamer_4571@_kittyctgamer_45713 жыл бұрын

    • That’s exactly what I was thinking

      @josiahtrelawny6306@josiahtrelawny63063 жыл бұрын

    • @@_kittyctgamer_4571 no she will train katara

      @garf3480@garf34803 жыл бұрын

  • 14:28 male mermaids are called merbutlers which is probably why there aren't in the movie

    @kirilodit@kirilodit11 ай бұрын

  • The bad guy's death reminds me of Renaissance Disney's villain deaths. Only difference is that in Disney's, the bad guys normally accidentally caused their own deaths. But in this one the protagonist willfully committed murder

    @kingsleycy3450@kingsleycy3450Ай бұрын

  • "your body is made of 65% water!" **Makes 100% of him disappear**

    @trishie_V@trishie_V4 жыл бұрын

    • My first song kzhead.info/sun/dJqBf6qosauQiac/bejne.html

      @diordo4109@diordo41094 жыл бұрын

    • @@diordo4109 congratulations :D

      @cowsarefabulous2946@cowsarefabulous29464 жыл бұрын

    • brainmare stop spamming

      @silasisaspicyboi7458@silasisaspicyboi74584 жыл бұрын

    • Trishiee V where’s the other 35%

      @purplerain7532@purplerain75324 жыл бұрын

    • kzhead.info/sun/pr6jhMeur4d9o6c/bejne.html

      @kinovaseriallarhaqida3170@kinovaseriallarhaqida31704 жыл бұрын

  • So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”

    @melz6126@melz61264 жыл бұрын

    • She got mommy issues 😬

      @saltysquad7125@saltysquad71254 жыл бұрын

    • Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren

      @frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108@frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf51084 жыл бұрын

    • Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-

      @mochatea-fr1cf@mochatea-fr1cf4 жыл бұрын

    • Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you

      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201@babygurleatsshickennuggits42014 жыл бұрын

    • Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it

      @mochatea-fr1cf@mochatea-fr1cf4 жыл бұрын

  • My brain genuinely auto-corrected itself- Danny: "Damn, where can I get me some of that *mermussy"*

    @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi@anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi3 күн бұрын

  • i love how they say "every siren's wail is unique" as if that's not just how voices in general are lmao. like yeah that's just how voices work that's not unique to mermaids

    @jasperjazzie@jasperjazzie8 ай бұрын

  • This movie should be called: How mermaids can save the world but don’t want to

    @meeee3686@meeee36863 жыл бұрын

    • It should have been

      @gayclown69@gayclown693 жыл бұрын

    • evil mermaids

      @MarshallMelloooo@MarshallMelloooo3 жыл бұрын

    • LOL

      @victoracosta7658@victoracosta76583 жыл бұрын

    • Well just because they can dont mean they have to. Humans are kinda shitty people.

      @karinaashmon@karinaashmon3 жыл бұрын

    • @@karinaashmon Wow, I have the power to cure EVERY disease and save millions from infernal suffering, especially if they don’t have access to a good healthcare system! But... eh. Humans are piles of shit. Let them carry the tribulations of life threatening illnesses, and we’ll just do our mermaid stuff.

      @coolperson8272@coolperson82723 жыл бұрын

  • girl is like "no you cant kill mermaids for their blood thats wrong!" and then proceeds to literally kill a man. like, i thought she was gonna manipulate the water in his body and make him piss himself or smth. girl went the whole mile.

    @LiquidLetti@LiquidLetti2 жыл бұрын

    • *forced endless p e e.*

      @tammyoldman6083@tammyoldman60832 жыл бұрын

    • *_PEEGATORY_*

      @judesliggoo@judesliggoo2 жыл бұрын

    • Either that, or make em puke

      @connorpratt8364@connorpratt83642 жыл бұрын

    • In like one of the most gruesome ways too

      @tidepodpadthai2633@tidepodpadthai26332 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr! I thought she was gonna pick him up with her water powers and throw him in the ocean or something lol 😂I was very wrong

      @michaelaparsley1745@michaelaparsley17452 жыл бұрын

  • The 'you gotta teach me that' girl must be a 'pure breed' as well, since at the start one of the women said moving water is a power of pure breeds exclusively (paraphrased)

    @CentreMetre@CentreMetre8 ай бұрын

  • I'm scared when siren literally evaporated that man... 😨

    @lilliantaylor5719@lilliantaylor57196 ай бұрын

  • When she said “you’re 65% water” I thought she was gonna blood bend him and make him leave but no... she just straight murdered him

    @jamesmcintyre1729@jamesmcintyre17294 жыл бұрын

    • My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone I love everysingle supporter

      @diordo4109@diordo41094 жыл бұрын

    • brainmare I hate everysingle self-promoter

      @IAmUnderscore@IAmUnderscore4 жыл бұрын

    • brainmare Begone BOT

      @MiniorinVR@MiniorinVR4 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't watch the video, but I could never allow a woman to get over on me. I'm a tougher breed from a dangerous era. Gen Z fears me because they know I love to fight, drink, and expose. No girly talk like the Gen Z beta males, just straight up hands 👊 and hard liquor.

      @Zenigundam@Zenigundam4 жыл бұрын

    • Bro.... I swear I thought the same thing

      @ilovewomen-@ilovewomen-4 жыл бұрын

  • “Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.

    @shauxuhrwilsongrim@shauxuhrwilsongrim4 жыл бұрын

    • That's so true lol

      @xycomaladachbundy1281@xycomaladachbundy12814 жыл бұрын

    • Omg 😂

      @tybaltofficial1160@tybaltofficial11604 жыл бұрын

    • Oh lmfao

      @lauramari@lauramari4 жыл бұрын

    • I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao

      @Mikayla_5@Mikayla_54 жыл бұрын

    • @Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.

      @Mikayla_5@Mikayla_54 жыл бұрын

  • **MURDERS GUY BY GRUESOMELY MELTING HIM** Everybody: 🤗🤗🤗

    @yuric.8084@yuric.80845 ай бұрын

  • bro went from 65% to 100% 23:41

    @nonosdomain3782@nonosdomain37827 ай бұрын

  • Siren: *is named siren* Me: So like the mermaid thingy Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance

    @edenreyes292@edenreyes2924 жыл бұрын

    • Yup

      @KutsugeMindUrmoks@KutsugeMindUrmoks4 жыл бұрын

    • I had the same reaction 😂

      @doodlebug_doodles@doodlebug_doodles4 жыл бұрын

    • I like this comment, it has a degree of self loathing

      @whalesharko4465@whalesharko44654 жыл бұрын

    • Ingrid Moore LOL

      @mari-lm4ox@mari-lm4ox4 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair, she does have “healing blood.”

      @cerisejaxel9636@cerisejaxel96364 жыл бұрын

  • Movie Idea: it’s the opposite of scales. A mermaid who just LOVES air can’t get enough of that air, then turns out she’s a human and has just been swimming for a real long time

    @Evetopia@Evetopia4 жыл бұрын

    • Little Mermaid

      @jazz-cat00@jazz-cat004 жыл бұрын

    • Eve GASP

      @dontworryaboutnol@dontworryaboutnol4 жыл бұрын

    • *gasp* no really?!

      @fatman6161@fatman61614 жыл бұрын

    • may she's transspecies?

      @nihilisticmonkeydancing9806@nihilisticmonkeydancing98064 жыл бұрын

    • Behind the scenes footage revealed. kzhead.info/sun/ldd_ipaNpJuQeIU/bejne.html

      @Nik-zp1cq@Nik-zp1cq4 жыл бұрын

  • 4:12 I zoned out in the middle of this and all I registered was: “They harden around lunch and during the night…heh they get squishy”

    @moon.beanzz@moon.beanzz22 күн бұрын

  • i remember watching this movie as a child and being absolutely obsessed it was so bad lmfao 😭

    @aero.4177@aero.41777 ай бұрын

  • Nobody: Danny: uses British accent to mimic American children

    @lordctg1091@lordctg10914 жыл бұрын

    • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!.......but it true tho

      @floswann4545@floswann45454 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @superstar2446@superstar24464 жыл бұрын

    • @Rosalyn Taylor i thought you were a lesbian

      @nxire8382@nxire83824 жыл бұрын

    • Rosalyn Taylor Holy shit dude I thought you were lesbian

      @jedithekitten8891@jedithekitten88914 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHA YEAH I WAS JUST LIKE WTF

      @sophiemae4119@sophiemae41194 жыл бұрын
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