Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1280 w/Michael Yo: • Video
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The mosquito, Florida’s State bird.
@austinsadler51645 жыл бұрын
Excellent 👌
@V8.7775 жыл бұрын
🤣
@themightymufin5 жыл бұрын
Nope. Not that many mosquitoes in Florida
@nellatl4 жыл бұрын
mynellemail Nell I don’t think you’ve ever been to anywhere in Florida not on a beach in big cities.
@masoncordell96854 жыл бұрын
@@masoncordell9685 i live in Florida
@nellatl4 жыл бұрын
Joe "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" Rogan
@pardoffski97095 жыл бұрын
😂😂 joe " fear is not a factor for you" Rogan hippo slayer
@whatsmyname12885 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment
@krypto2025 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha fucking christ i was literally just about to comment this
@GDPplease5 жыл бұрын
I was laughing hippo punisher
@T0YCHEST5 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/lNp_oa-Se6Vnep8/bejne.html
@whatever92614 жыл бұрын
As a trucker, these podcasts are my life
@imprezzive31532 жыл бұрын
Amen brother
@AfroReporter Жыл бұрын
It’s a good life sir. I love JRE too. God bless you. Stay safe. Jesus loves you.
@yaroslavmantsevich Жыл бұрын
Thanks y'all for being away from your families and barely having a life to give us our goods 🎉🎉❤❤
@No_ReGretzky9923 күн бұрын
The yelling at the cheetah part made me laugh super hard
@sherminator71082 жыл бұрын
Me too i bursted out
@Seuspesos2 жыл бұрын
It’s the most irritating thing When they are looking at a picture and saying it looks cool but they don’t show it
@tyo99304 жыл бұрын
I think its because of copyright issues. Joe has said thats the main thing that gets their videos demonitized by YT are animal/nautre related stuff that is copyrighted, So they probably are very careful with those images
@Rowsy913 жыл бұрын
@@Rowsy91 Nobody is monetizing and copyright claiming cellphone videos of animals in nature. If they are, they deserve the doxxing
@steelinskin59253 жыл бұрын
@@steelinskin5925 Mate, People Would Claim For Anything. Said Something Mean? *CANCELLED*
@FilthyRedds3 жыл бұрын
Kharjo Connoisseur no they won’t.
@vince926643 жыл бұрын
Steelin Skin ur an idiot , EVERYONE monetizes nature.. if I took the video and uploaded it, I want to get paid from the millions made from ads being played before my damn video I took. Learn life kid
@aladinq39073 жыл бұрын
Who just binge watches his podcats
@ZNard4 жыл бұрын
guilty, while playing red dead redemption 2
@shizukashizuka85094 жыл бұрын
Starting now. Allllll weekend fam
@jettwooten59784 жыл бұрын
Poddogs
@vladisergeiev72784 жыл бұрын
Yo.
@upintheairstudio4 жыл бұрын
Hell yea while I play madden. Even better in the morning with a cup of coffee and madden. Lol
@c.t.72894 жыл бұрын
The dude is convinced that Crabs have vocal cords to scream hahahahaha
@steventaylor1708 ай бұрын
Used to go airboating and camping in the everglades back in the early eighties. There were already giant pythons there then. Those camps on pilings out in the middle of the glades are a trip.
@jsims563 Жыл бұрын
"They're in the Bible. Snakes will eat your baby." -Joe Rogan But not if the dingos get there first.
@jliller4 жыл бұрын
Quality comment. I wish I could give you more likes.
@thehutch77283 жыл бұрын
Bit of Aussie love
@sambaulch43773 жыл бұрын
Sam Baulch I always feel a bit of joy when i see a fellow australian in the comments 😂😂
@cuh474373 жыл бұрын
Snakes, lol.
@tmseh3 жыл бұрын
Score!!!
@uriamudeltoro50753 жыл бұрын
Joe "The Hippo Punisher" Rogan
@Oh_its_Mike4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Thats a badass MMA name tho
@deathskunk33 жыл бұрын
🤣
@TheMouseofdanger3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an exotic pornstar name lol
@adrianrosales983 жыл бұрын
I would watch that 🤣🤣🤣
@juicedaone11533 жыл бұрын
I involuntarily laughed out loud at this😭😭
@tigerlilyxiii2 жыл бұрын
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" JOE: "I'M GONNA! I'D BE THE HIPPO PUNISHER!" Awesome quote.
@brettwilson3593 жыл бұрын
Hippo Punisher 🤣😂🤣
@Leonardiic Жыл бұрын
Joe "send the marines to kill pythons" Rogan
@amplexumpessimus50275 жыл бұрын
agent orange + flamethrowers
@chedsalvia62704 жыл бұрын
He does come out with some ridiculous shit but thats why i like him he's open minded probably down to the DMT because it opened my mind right up.
@howey9353 жыл бұрын
@Boss Ricketts hahaha they'd spit him out they dont eat anything synthetic. Snakes eat things head first so it would taste his "hair" i use the word hair very loosely to describe his hairpiece then spit him straight out.
@howey9353 жыл бұрын
How zer Woah dude your so clever. Lmfao.
@Coldfront153 жыл бұрын
@Quinn Murph im for trump 2020 but you have to admit his hair piece is fucking hilarious. I dont get the TDS the left fucking hate him and wont accept anything he does is good.
@howey9353 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan: too many alligators Alligator: too many humans Let the games begin
@hubertfarnsworth85065 жыл бұрын
Cocoa The Clown Just a few million lol
@hefra3454 жыл бұрын
Alligators on the podcast when?
@dvaerggrisene4 жыл бұрын
@Cocoa The Clown we have guns and explosives
@ironpro72174 жыл бұрын
Hubert Farnsworth Is it wrong that i read that last part as Jigsaw?
@metroidhunter9654 жыл бұрын
Humans: too many humans
@Zach-lv5qs4 жыл бұрын
I love how these two get along!
@sammyrizzo11993 жыл бұрын
One of the first times (app 44 years ago) that I ran a government mission (into the Florida Everglades,) into a area where there were gators, et al. it felt like we were the lunch in a sushi boat.This is not even to mention the black clouds of mosquitoes that literally black out the sunlight.
@RWong-wn3pv3 жыл бұрын
Dude likes the word "snatched"
@barthslung5 жыл бұрын
Barth Slung and Jogging
@martinrowe79294 жыл бұрын
As I read this comment he actually said it omg 🤣🤣🤣
@p4rrzygames5114 жыл бұрын
Jacked
@H2THEP334 жыл бұрын
Anytime anyone near my grabs something I say "nice snatch"
@andrejslv41924 жыл бұрын
Andy C I prefer snag.
@bruce47514 жыл бұрын
If Rogan ever goes to Africa he’s mounting an M62 Minigun to his boat just lights up every ripple
@domique17365 жыл бұрын
I see you've tried dmt
@topman85655 жыл бұрын
top man it’s what makes us dream bro
@darkwhitegamer55 жыл бұрын
American culture
@thedreamz93765 жыл бұрын
Kirk Landau it's a running joke on the channel
@dylanjohnson23275 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@kaayjaay24 жыл бұрын
I love joes attitude!!! You cant do that “well im gonna” 😂😂😂
@chaseb14042 жыл бұрын
Close friend of mine had a 100 acre farm in the Everglades until the government took it from him with eminent domain. It was beautiful. Literally had a one room cabin with no electricity or running water with all sorts of fruits and veggies growing. It was a food forest that sustained itself
@seandoherty6215 Жыл бұрын
I just googled eminent domain. Never heard of it before. I can't believe that's a real thing in America.
@PalashaGabarra8 ай бұрын
@@PalashaGabarrathat is how they built the Blue Ridge Parkway.....just take it away. People were impoverished and illiterate. No match for the government.
@TEM144118 ай бұрын
Come on they paid him for his land he just didn't want you to know he had big bucks
@jaimestewart82953 ай бұрын
"You can't do that." "But... I'm gonna."
@oKingsWild4 жыл бұрын
"You don't wanna be like 'HEYMOTHAFUCKER!" hahahaha
@CujoHyer4 жыл бұрын
Always gets me hahaha
@randomuser58314 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you guys. Guy jumps into an alligator death....laughing right along with you.
@candygram25393 жыл бұрын
You can tell Joe loves his dearly at 7:10 when he reads that story.
@h0p3142 жыл бұрын
5:02 Joe "HEY MOTHAFUCKA" Rogan... that shit had me dying😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@wrxhex5 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@viclor28765 жыл бұрын
his whole body tensed up hahah
@perdidoysincausa73105 жыл бұрын
I fuckin love joe lmfao, “you can’t do that, but I’m gonna”😂😂😂😂
@johnwalters5418 Жыл бұрын
Bro at the end of the video Joe and this dude had me rolling talking about the crabs lobster and a rabbit 🤣
@anthonycrowder1767 Жыл бұрын
JRE hits different when you’re high 😂
@dj.11n564 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh I can't even imagine this one while you're high 😂
@nsquezada274 жыл бұрын
@@nsquezada27 its fucking amazing
@MiKe-yz1nq4 жыл бұрын
It’s been a routine after work every morning smoke listen
@juanvasquez98864 жыл бұрын
Being high hits different when you're JRE..
@drews19134 жыл бұрын
@@drews1913 Being JRE high different when you're hits.
@steven95N4 жыл бұрын
"have you ever looked in the eye of a snake....." - Joe Rogan
@randomlegend6314 жыл бұрын
Have you ever looked in the eye of DMT?
@TheFlatPancakeTheory3 жыл бұрын
A full grown king cobra can literally raise up and look a grown man in the eye. When confronted they can lift a third of their length up to strike and still be able to move forward to attack.
@stevenherzberg46103 жыл бұрын
@@stevenherzberg4610 maaaan, I wouldn't ever put myself in a situation where that'd happen 😬
@stanleypressley21973 жыл бұрын
@@TheFlatPancakeTheory what is a dmt?
@stanleypressley21973 жыл бұрын
Joe: Who's your buddy...... Snakes: Joe is.....
@tmseh3 жыл бұрын
“But I’m gonna!” My favorite shit ever left JR’s mouth right there
@EternalChamp2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourite episodes
@Alex-li9cv3 жыл бұрын
“She’s eating her kids” don’t act like your gf/wife ain’t done that before lol
@pherm10563 жыл бұрын
Ha. Sperm
@feralcyborggaming15313 жыл бұрын
LOLOL
@FreshlySnipes3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@brendanswartz6433 жыл бұрын
🏆
@EikottXD3 жыл бұрын
@Francisco Nieves wat
@mosterchife60453 жыл бұрын
I live right next to the Everglades, I grew up with alligators my whole life, they arent that bad, they are pretty scared of people. When I was 15 we used to live in a house literally right on the swamp, the water was about 20 feet from my door and I used to clap to scare the alligators out of the yard LOL.
@Section8dc5 жыл бұрын
One time I did DMT with an alligator. Pretty crazy experience.
@THEHamBot15 жыл бұрын
@@THEHamBot1 yah I would have to say that is pretty crazy. I just lived next to them, never did drugs with them though lol, but I never offered either. Did you get it from Joe?
@Section8dc5 жыл бұрын
This comment is too spot on.
@kodered32155 жыл бұрын
Okay swamp thing
@goldchef27545 жыл бұрын
@@goldchef2754 you think that is crazy lol? My uncle used to go and SWIM in the swamp, no I am not joking, we would go fishing and he would get drunk, jump out the boat, and swim. The gators used to all run like hell when he jumped in and it was funny af. You will never catch me doing that shit I'll tell you that much, it was infested with gators and there would be babies as well which makes it crazy dangerous.
@Section8dc5 жыл бұрын
This podcast was funny af. God I love these.
@Magic_dawn2 жыл бұрын
These are my favorite topics
@truckersagainsttrafficking75502 жыл бұрын
Joe "come stop me I'm killing all the hippos" Rogan
@redshedindustries13455 жыл бұрын
Come stop him. The truth is i would do the same. I would obliterate every one of them to save 1 human
@silentinvestor4 жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager working at a seafood restaurant, most of the cooks had scars on their arms from crabs and lobsters spitting boiling grease at them before they died.
@keenfire81515 жыл бұрын
My cats breath smells like cat food
@martinrowe79294 жыл бұрын
Since termite poop contains 80% wood when I collect enough of it I compress it and add glue to make pieces of furniture
@slothmarathonpromotions24704 жыл бұрын
I was tricked into eating sea turtle meat. It tasted like chicken, but harder to chew.
@charliemaine93044 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I pretend I'm Lord Voldemort when I yawn and stick out my tongue
@RiggidyDiggidyRaw4 жыл бұрын
You're all off topic.
@AkshayKumar-tm7lb4 жыл бұрын
Joe "They're a weird animal, they're like a cat-dog thing" Rogan
@TheDaveKrueger Жыл бұрын
I literally LOVVVVVEEE Joe Rogan 🤣
@shandiraprice3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Florida Man. I'm not afraid of alligators, it's the otters that scare me. They travel in gangs, seem to have a language, and use tools. Once saw a gang plan an attack and dismantle a 13 foot gater. But people think they are cute so no perceived threat.
@jimmyday6564 жыл бұрын
They don't fucking eat people
@donniefuson40743 жыл бұрын
@@donniefuson4074 For now.
@ILoveCunnilingus3 жыл бұрын
They are cute though.
@Beautiful_Sound_19953 жыл бұрын
And they force copulation with baby seals until they die, then they do it again. Tried using the “r”word but apparently KZhead doesn’t like that.
@RK-ej1to3 жыл бұрын
No gang of otters dismantled a 13ft gator. Learn to lie better. Like saying something like a 4-5ft gator. 🤦♂️
@robertsrt2 жыл бұрын
this is by far one of the funniest conversations i’ve seen on this podcast
@Thesbone924 жыл бұрын
Joe is hilarious in this clip. Hippo punisher. 😂
@danielsmith12023 жыл бұрын
This is my new animal planet.
@indeedmyson5 жыл бұрын
I love Joe but don't let it be.
@numa2k1474 жыл бұрын
Lol it's like if animal planet had opinion pieces
@nsquezada274 жыл бұрын
Lotta misinforation xD "Florida's now nothin but anacondas and pythons and Nike crocodiles " woah x'D
@Jake-rj6ql4 жыл бұрын
@@Jake-rj6ql This guy just said Nike crocodiles
@gutar56753 жыл бұрын
Best comment on KZhead my man
@deathskunk33 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love Joe Rogan quotes out of context, "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" omg 😂
@beeemm60124 жыл бұрын
“Snakes’ll eat your baby, kill ‘em all!”
@RoloT00711 ай бұрын
"But I'm gonna." May be the funniest thing JR ever said.
@jeffmerz53673 жыл бұрын
this is a great episode
@wurskind2 жыл бұрын
Remember when Australia went to war on Emus and lost. Sending Marines to the swap to take on pythons better be playing Fortunate Son.
@GR1MRACER5 жыл бұрын
GR1M RACER get ambushed by alligators
@derrickmeade48915 жыл бұрын
hard to win the war on emus if you ban guns
@ArfooHuroo4 жыл бұрын
*Eeeeuugghhh that Red, White and Blue!*
@everetp29414 жыл бұрын
@@ArfooHuroo The ex-soldier farmers didn’t trust the Minister of Agriculture so they approached the Minister of Defence instead, who more or less declared war on the birds. He granted the farmers the use of two Lewis machine guns and 10,000 bullets, plus the expertise of two gunners and Major G.P.W. Meredith. Given these resources, this was sure to be an easy victory. But by the time the "fighting" was over though the emus had proven themselves: Meredith calculated that only one bird was killed for every 10 bullets fired
@EvilDuckOfDoom34 жыл бұрын
to be fair it was 3 dudes, then after that didnt work we got farmers to deals with em and sucessfully got the emus under control, australia just needs to do shit differently, we deal with terrorists iwth crates trollies and jars of coffee
@samliveshere884 жыл бұрын
Lions can open doors. There is a reason they say to LOCK THE DOORS!
@Amadeus84845 жыл бұрын
I dont get that joke can you please explain.
@sickid415 жыл бұрын
sickid41 lions actually can open doors
@bruddanem1385 жыл бұрын
sickid41 There is no joke. Lions are infamous for opening car doors. There are a few vids on youtube
@AlphaQHard5 жыл бұрын
They’ll drag you out the car and drive off
@RandomG5 жыл бұрын
Guraman Grewal they pullin grand theft autos all over da place
@tommys29284 жыл бұрын
They'd be like "you can't do that" Joe: But im gonna.. 🤣🤣🤣
@tommieclay45843 жыл бұрын
Love the bit on the crabs. When i was 13 my family took me to Galveston on vacation. One night i caught a huge blue crab using a towel to keep it from pinching me. This tactic of using the towel had worked hundreds of times previously but this time the crab latched onto my pinky with some anger. It had broke the skin and as a child i thought it had broke my finger too. I beat the life out of that crab 10 times over and still hate them with a passion 😂
@jamiesonburkett64432 жыл бұрын
did you ever do anything with the crabs after catching?
@goblingoochgobbler57592 жыл бұрын
I used to work on a shrimp boat and when they'd open up the net those little bastards were hyped from the warm water you wouldn't see him and then it all of a sudden when you weren't looking one would run up and pinch the crap out of you!
@johnsheetz6639 Жыл бұрын
should have ate him
@vang-toulee8351 Жыл бұрын
I hope you dipped tgat crab in a little garlic butter.
@OneOut1 Жыл бұрын
Definition of a Cheetah: Weird cat dog thing 😂
@halosrusty4 жыл бұрын
Send marines to kill the pythons? I approve.
@Ksweezy965 жыл бұрын
Freedom ain't free
@topman85655 жыл бұрын
Yet another productive use of the US defense budget
@phenomenalcap19485 жыл бұрын
Freedom ain't not free.
@whatsmyname12885 жыл бұрын
+rob garza yeah, and whats wrong with that you bitch
@noodlegod11685 жыл бұрын
Rob Garza * children and women who are armed with grenades and ak 47s anyone can kill with a gun
@ethanmaddy89925 жыл бұрын
“I love crab” lmao 😂
@Dad-ek2vb Жыл бұрын
Joe leans forward , looks into the lens and says i`m killing all the snakes .... i genuinely laughed out loud
@ComfortZoneComic3 жыл бұрын
Joe said some of the funniest stuff here, “the move is to not move” & “I’ll be responsible for hippo extinction, but you not allowed to, but I’m gonna” 😂😂😂
@AsandaMbali4 жыл бұрын
If ‘Hippo Punisher’ was a real show I’d definitely watch it, just saying
@Matthew-te9to3 жыл бұрын
I Would definitely watch that
@juicedaone11533 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna be responsible for hippo extinction" I'm fuckin dying lmao
@bryangates4591 Жыл бұрын
Topics like this are why I love jre
@anthonykublawi2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many Clips there is of Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators. Lol
@velder225 жыл бұрын
At last count I think it was in the millions.
@upintheairstudio4 жыл бұрын
Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators is my favorite genre
@David-xn9mu4 жыл бұрын
are
@zachnguyen18974 жыл бұрын
Many, I'm watching them all now 🤣
@TheMouseofdanger3 жыл бұрын
We need more
@babygravey3 жыл бұрын
I love when the convo drifts towards nature
@sebastiansandhu46955 жыл бұрын
They still SNATCHING!😂
@sugar392 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao 10:35-10:41 cracks me tf up 🤣🤣🤣 lol I've watched this like 10 times and I'm still laughing
@ShriLLKiLLs2 жыл бұрын
Joe “Hippo Punisher” Rogan
@daniel_27535 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆🤣
@jerodkylerov21185 жыл бұрын
“send in the marines” 😂😂😂
@daniel_27535 жыл бұрын
I don't like the joe " " rogan joke but this one got me damn
@escapism14775 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Joe for years. 5:01 is one thing I'll remember Joe by. 🤣💀
@youtubeviewer53634 жыл бұрын
Watching it the second time was even better
@jakedifalco11754 жыл бұрын
thank u for this 😂😂
@TheTurtleOfGods3 жыл бұрын
LOL, right?
@hempcacaogoji8313 жыл бұрын
I looked for the person who laughed at it also.🤣
@tomturek96822 жыл бұрын
🤣
@youtubeviewer53632 жыл бұрын
I think this is one of the funniest clips I’ve seen of his.
@JohnOrbit2 жыл бұрын
His hippo punisher take was on point
@josephramirez26442 жыл бұрын
“ ...they don’t think anything can happen to them, like if they’ve never been punched. “
@Rorygannon4 жыл бұрын
L O G I C
@RiggidyDiggidyRaw4 жыл бұрын
@@RiggidyDiggidyRaw its true some people haven't experienced anything dangerous, they don't understand a punch so they won't expect to get dragged around like a wet tracksuit by an animal lol
@indi00893 жыл бұрын
Best quote
@AbruzzoPride3 жыл бұрын
I'll be the hippo punisher. 😂😂
@FranciscoLopez-uh3pm4 жыл бұрын
Joe is a great example of someone who can have some of the best people on his show and have some incredible covos, then the next day have the most ridiculous conversations ever and say some of the most goofy shit.
@bobbyrossfella32489 ай бұрын
It’s called being human ya goof
@martyvlrjr23337 ай бұрын
"Hippo Punisher" LMFAO!
@coopdeville3773 жыл бұрын
The python issue really blew up after hurricane Andrew in 1992. A Lot of the houses/ mobile homes that got destroyed had pet pythons. Took about 20 years for them to completely take over the everglades.
@jefrey55785 жыл бұрын
People gotta quit with pet snakes and shit!!! Fuck snakes! If it ain't got fur, it ain't a pet
@stuartrussell54725 жыл бұрын
It was a reptile breeding facility that blew over in Miami.
@TheLogic4975 жыл бұрын
@Lil' Connor Peterson I do NOT do snakes! NOPE! Noping right out of that one, shame free
@stuartrussell54725 жыл бұрын
Jef Rey don't forget the research centre that was destroyed by it and that released a lot of pythons too
@stuartstone63594 жыл бұрын
Never have a pet that can kill you when it gets pissed off.
@nunyadamnbidness25314 жыл бұрын
I live in Florida. I had a young python come up on to my porch one day right after I took my small dog outside. He already had something in his belly. He stayed around my porch for a long time, stalking his prey (my dog, who was safe inside my house). Sorry if this offends anyone but I had to do what I had to do. He wasn’t leaving, he was waiting for my dog to come out again. Side note: since I never want to get asked again if I fed my dog to the snake, NO I ended up finding a golf club and a machete in the backyard. I teased the python to bite on to the golf club in one hand, and as soon as he did I swung down and chopped his head off with the rusty machete in the other.
@jamieleeharrison4 жыл бұрын
i had to do the same with a rattle snake in our back yard. poor guy just wanted to leave but im not gonna risk that thing comin back. little Man took an arrow to the neck.
@sylvester_stalin11942 жыл бұрын
I love snakes. But the pythons in Florida have to be killed off. They are causing a lot of hard to the eco-system there. So you did the right thing by killing it. Just don't kill the native snakes.
@daemonthorn58882 жыл бұрын
You fed the dog to it?
@dreamymaxxx3394 Жыл бұрын
@@dreamymaxxx3394 no…. Did you read that? I killed the python to save my dog
@jamieleeharrison Жыл бұрын
@@jamieleeharrison 😂the fact he asked if you meant you fed the dog to the snake kills me
@ryanneff9103 Жыл бұрын
Dude you’re awesome 👏🏼🤣🤣
@earlsugars6993 жыл бұрын
“But I’m gonna…” GOLD
@garber6723 Жыл бұрын
“SNAKES WILL EAT YOUR BABY!”
@jeffreymorris30025 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Morris THERE IN THE BIBLE
@willdelarosa82385 жыл бұрын
Add wild dingos to that list
@Dutch3k55 жыл бұрын
There is a law that does states a dingo will, in fact eat your baby
@ugoeze73605 жыл бұрын
@@ugoeze7360 It's a law?
@alphacraig20015 жыл бұрын
Lyg3rBurg3rz it’s in the outback bible
@Dutch3k55 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the “Hippo Punisher” part lol
@OmniscientSloth3 жыл бұрын
5:00 🤣 damn, I'm done watching this video for now....first I gotta cut that part and share it somewhere
@d-slang2 жыл бұрын
The Hippo wont eat you Joe but they will chomp on you and spit you out 😂😂
@RealdoseofTruth7 ай бұрын
Also Joe going off on Snakes was one of the funnier things I've ever seen him do. He really has it out for them lmao
@StudioMod4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Hippos are actually too dense to swim normally, what they tend to do is sink down to the bottom of the water and just walk along the riverbed.
@AdeptusOrkstodes4 жыл бұрын
Juanshott false
@Dgreatest324 жыл бұрын
I just seen the same thing on animal planet
@bigtravis61594 жыл бұрын
They are good swimmers. They do both.
@RijuChatterjee4 жыл бұрын
Juanshott hippos can swim they just aren’t incredibly fast while swiming. I think they do it for one of 2 reasons, when they are incredibly hot and need to submerge the whole body. And i think it takes less energy to just sink and chill.
@henrycavillsrealmustache35534 жыл бұрын
@@Dgreatest32 it's very true
@numa2k1474 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan as the "hippo punisher" 🤣🤣🤣 I'd watch that show
@KobaKong7772 жыл бұрын
"Hippo Punisher" 🤣🤣💀
@misscriss802 жыл бұрын
Joe those stories about encounters with wild animals are just PURE PERFECTION. It's better than what I can watch on National Geographic right now.
@lubystkaolamonola5295 жыл бұрын
7:22 I believe when the British were first in India, one of their soldiers was killed by a crocodile. So the soldiers shot every single croc they could find during their deployment.
@cowboy43783 жыл бұрын
based
@freddy46032 жыл бұрын
@@freddy4603 shut up
@Wezlii530 Жыл бұрын
Revenge for their brother
@leetheflea4096 Жыл бұрын
anti-lmperialist crocodiles
@vyhozshu9 ай бұрын
"Get in there you f*cking sea bug.” 🤣😂
@OGREEF3R9311 ай бұрын
When you live 20 minutes from the Everglades and hear these stories on the daily 😳
@adrianvaldivia75033 жыл бұрын
Joe “is that real, that can’t be real” Rogan
@SuperChargedChargers5 жыл бұрын
Joe "a buddy of mine" Rogan
@AlejandroFlores-vi8tl4 жыл бұрын
Joe ‘weird cat-dog thing’ Rogan 👍
@nuntana24 жыл бұрын
Joe "Eat your elk and DMT" Rogan
@Ril3y4004 жыл бұрын
Joe"seph james" rogan
@ramithraghunath10733 жыл бұрын
Lol this is best JR episode ever..
@Yeah.ItsMe.3 жыл бұрын
It has been 3 years and I'm still waiting for the Joe Rogan "Hippo Punisher" Arc. I wish no harm on his wife or hippos, but that is an Arc im here for.
@Matttherat Жыл бұрын
Hippo punisher haha joe rogan funniest man alive “I’d be responsible for hippo extinction” what a man hahaha
@benr23513 жыл бұрын
1 to 2 people a year are killed by alligators in America tops. Sometimes less. This guy is talking complete BS.
@mikemccabe15943 жыл бұрын
@@mikemccabe1594 I live in Florida and I see people getting eaten every other week so you’re wrong
@nanu47543 жыл бұрын
@Bob C gimme your sources Bc I live in Florida and I can swear I see people eaten every other months
@nanu47543 жыл бұрын
"But I'm gonna." 😆🤣
@libertyjustice4847 Жыл бұрын
@@nanu4754 No doubt. And I'm sure the towns/ cities suppress that when they can. Obviously bad for tourism.
@libertyjustice4847 Жыл бұрын
The CROCODILE in the thumbnail looks like he's a hungry boi, with a great smile too
@williamcrawford95914 жыл бұрын
He's beautiful
@rottieshepcalibre91563 жыл бұрын
Love how Joe's eyes are slanted like he's staring in the sun. Such a stoner 😂
@ithrum43922 жыл бұрын
“Ohhh yeahhh…😈” 9:25 Mans was excited lol
@kawehicabuzel2 жыл бұрын
The coolest animal I have experienced while deer hunting is bobcat's, I have had several sneak up on me without a single sound or being seen until they were literally beneath me while I am "fairly alert" looking and listening for deer.I watch them until they are out of sight and still not make a sound.Something that stealthy is just amazing to watch and see in their natural environment.
@80brax045 жыл бұрын
Huge paws, helps with sound dampening 👍
@Axolotl_Mischief5 жыл бұрын
I had that experience too it's crazy you don't hear shit and then you see them all of a sudden.
@AnmolMishra946 Жыл бұрын
Joe "You're going in the boilling water and i'm gonna crack you open" Rogan
@TNKurt4 жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t binge watch Mr. Rogan 🤙🏼
@sellis47132 жыл бұрын
“I’ll be the Hippo Punisher” lol
@Cyber_Guy2 Жыл бұрын
I live in Florida and every year we go hunting Pythons in the Everglades. You get paid per foot!
@croomrider97855 жыл бұрын
How much money per foot? I'm here in Tallahassee and would love to get paid to kill them
@chupacabraracing1814 жыл бұрын
Jordan Davis $3.50
@jonathanhunt79604 жыл бұрын
Do you cook any of them
@w8uejeoeoq9qkw683 жыл бұрын
"People that I know.." Damn he no longer sayin "A Buddy of mine"
@luckisntit76285 жыл бұрын
Some shit must've happened with a buddy of his.
@alphacraig20015 жыл бұрын
I think youre over analyzing
@SurfMastery-kz6je4 жыл бұрын
“Buddy of mine” refers to Dave Foley whenever Joe rails against divorce laws
The mosquito, Florida’s State bird.
Excellent 👌
🤣
Nope. Not that many mosquitoes in Florida
mynellemail Nell I don’t think you’ve ever been to anywhere in Florida not on a beach in big cities.
@@masoncordell9685 i live in Florida
Joe "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" Rogan
😂😂 joe " fear is not a factor for you" Rogan hippo slayer
Was looking for this comment
Hahahahahaha fucking christ i was literally just about to comment this
I was laughing hippo punisher
kzhead.info/sun/lNp_oa-Se6Vnep8/bejne.html
As a trucker, these podcasts are my life
Amen brother
It’s a good life sir. I love JRE too. God bless you. Stay safe. Jesus loves you.
Thanks y'all for being away from your families and barely having a life to give us our goods 🎉🎉❤❤
The yelling at the cheetah part made me laugh super hard
Me too i bursted out
It’s the most irritating thing When they are looking at a picture and saying it looks cool but they don’t show it
I think its because of copyright issues. Joe has said thats the main thing that gets their videos demonitized by YT are animal/nautre related stuff that is copyrighted, So they probably are very careful with those images
@@Rowsy91 Nobody is monetizing and copyright claiming cellphone videos of animals in nature. If they are, they deserve the doxxing
@@steelinskin5925 Mate, People Would Claim For Anything. Said Something Mean? *CANCELLED*
Kharjo Connoisseur no they won’t.
Steelin Skin ur an idiot , EVERYONE monetizes nature.. if I took the video and uploaded it, I want to get paid from the millions made from ads being played before my damn video I took. Learn life kid
Who just binge watches his podcats
guilty, while playing red dead redemption 2
Starting now. Allllll weekend fam
Poddogs
Yo.
Hell yea while I play madden. Even better in the morning with a cup of coffee and madden. Lol
The dude is convinced that Crabs have vocal cords to scream hahahahaha
Used to go airboating and camping in the everglades back in the early eighties. There were already giant pythons there then. Those camps on pilings out in the middle of the glades are a trip.
"They're in the Bible. Snakes will eat your baby." -Joe Rogan But not if the dingos get there first.
Quality comment. I wish I could give you more likes.
Bit of Aussie love
Sam Baulch I always feel a bit of joy when i see a fellow australian in the comments 😂😂
Snakes, lol.
Score!!!
Joe "The Hippo Punisher" Rogan
😂😂😂 Thats a badass MMA name tho
🤣
Sounds like an exotic pornstar name lol
I would watch that 🤣🤣🤣
I involuntarily laughed out loud at this😭😭
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" JOE: "I'M GONNA! I'D BE THE HIPPO PUNISHER!" Awesome quote.
Hippo Punisher 🤣😂🤣
Joe "send the marines to kill pythons" Rogan
agent orange + flamethrowers
He does come out with some ridiculous shit but thats why i like him he's open minded probably down to the DMT because it opened my mind right up.
@Boss Ricketts hahaha they'd spit him out they dont eat anything synthetic. Snakes eat things head first so it would taste his "hair" i use the word hair very loosely to describe his hairpiece then spit him straight out.
How zer Woah dude your so clever. Lmfao.
@Quinn Murph im for trump 2020 but you have to admit his hair piece is fucking hilarious. I dont get the TDS the left fucking hate him and wont accept anything he does is good.
Joe Rogan: too many alligators Alligator: too many humans Let the games begin
Cocoa The Clown Just a few million lol
Alligators on the podcast when?
@Cocoa The Clown we have guns and explosives
Hubert Farnsworth Is it wrong that i read that last part as Jigsaw?
Humans: too many humans
I love how these two get along!
One of the first times (app 44 years ago) that I ran a government mission (into the Florida Everglades,) into a area where there were gators, et al. it felt like we were the lunch in a sushi boat.This is not even to mention the black clouds of mosquitoes that literally black out the sunlight.
Dude likes the word "snatched"
Barth Slung and Jogging
As I read this comment he actually said it omg 🤣🤣🤣
Jacked
Anytime anyone near my grabs something I say "nice snatch"
Andy C I prefer snag.
If Rogan ever goes to Africa he’s mounting an M62 Minigun to his boat just lights up every ripple
I see you've tried dmt
top man it’s what makes us dream bro
American culture
Kirk Landau it's a running joke on the channel
Lmfao
I love joes attitude!!! You cant do that “well im gonna” 😂😂😂
Close friend of mine had a 100 acre farm in the Everglades until the government took it from him with eminent domain. It was beautiful. Literally had a one room cabin with no electricity or running water with all sorts of fruits and veggies growing. It was a food forest that sustained itself
I just googled eminent domain. Never heard of it before. I can't believe that's a real thing in America.
@@PalashaGabarrathat is how they built the Blue Ridge Parkway.....just take it away. People were impoverished and illiterate. No match for the government.
Come on they paid him for his land he just didn't want you to know he had big bucks
"You can't do that." "But... I'm gonna."
"You don't wanna be like 'HEYMOTHAFUCKER!" hahahaha
Always gets me hahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you guys. Guy jumps into an alligator death....laughing right along with you.
You can tell Joe loves his dearly at 7:10 when he reads that story.
5:02 Joe "HEY MOTHAFUCKA" Rogan... that shit had me dying😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Same here!
his whole body tensed up hahah
I fuckin love joe lmfao, “you can’t do that, but I’m gonna”😂😂😂😂
Bro at the end of the video Joe and this dude had me rolling talking about the crabs lobster and a rabbit 🤣
JRE hits different when you’re high 😂
Oh gosh I can't even imagine this one while you're high 😂
@@nsquezada27 its fucking amazing
It’s been a routine after work every morning smoke listen
Being high hits different when you're JRE..
@@drews1913 Being JRE high different when you're hits.
"have you ever looked in the eye of a snake....." - Joe Rogan
Have you ever looked in the eye of DMT?
A full grown king cobra can literally raise up and look a grown man in the eye. When confronted they can lift a third of their length up to strike and still be able to move forward to attack.
@@stevenherzberg4610 maaaan, I wouldn't ever put myself in a situation where that'd happen 😬
@@TheFlatPancakeTheory what is a dmt?
Joe: Who's your buddy...... Snakes: Joe is.....
“But I’m gonna!” My favorite shit ever left JR’s mouth right there
This is one of my favourite episodes
“She’s eating her kids” don’t act like your gf/wife ain’t done that before lol
Ha. Sperm
LOLOL
Nice
🏆
@Francisco Nieves wat
I live right next to the Everglades, I grew up with alligators my whole life, they arent that bad, they are pretty scared of people. When I was 15 we used to live in a house literally right on the swamp, the water was about 20 feet from my door and I used to clap to scare the alligators out of the yard LOL.
One time I did DMT with an alligator. Pretty crazy experience.
@@THEHamBot1 yah I would have to say that is pretty crazy. I just lived next to them, never did drugs with them though lol, but I never offered either. Did you get it from Joe?
This comment is too spot on.
Okay swamp thing
@@goldchef2754 you think that is crazy lol? My uncle used to go and SWIM in the swamp, no I am not joking, we would go fishing and he would get drunk, jump out the boat, and swim. The gators used to all run like hell when he jumped in and it was funny af. You will never catch me doing that shit I'll tell you that much, it was infested with gators and there would be babies as well which makes it crazy dangerous.
This podcast was funny af. God I love these.
These are my favorite topics
Joe "come stop me I'm killing all the hippos" Rogan
Come stop him. The truth is i would do the same. I would obliterate every one of them to save 1 human
When I was a teenager working at a seafood restaurant, most of the cooks had scars on their arms from crabs and lobsters spitting boiling grease at them before they died.
My cats breath smells like cat food
Since termite poop contains 80% wood when I collect enough of it I compress it and add glue to make pieces of furniture
I was tricked into eating sea turtle meat. It tasted like chicken, but harder to chew.
Sometimes I pretend I'm Lord Voldemort when I yawn and stick out my tongue
You're all off topic.
Joe "They're a weird animal, they're like a cat-dog thing" Rogan
I literally LOVVVVVEEE Joe Rogan 🤣
I'm a Florida Man. I'm not afraid of alligators, it's the otters that scare me. They travel in gangs, seem to have a language, and use tools. Once saw a gang plan an attack and dismantle a 13 foot gater. But people think they are cute so no perceived threat.
They don't fucking eat people
@@donniefuson4074 For now.
They are cute though.
And they force copulation with baby seals until they die, then they do it again. Tried using the “r”word but apparently KZhead doesn’t like that.
No gang of otters dismantled a 13ft gator. Learn to lie better. Like saying something like a 4-5ft gator. 🤦♂️
this is by far one of the funniest conversations i’ve seen on this podcast
Joe is hilarious in this clip. Hippo punisher. 😂
This is my new animal planet.
I love Joe but don't let it be.
Lol it's like if animal planet had opinion pieces
Lotta misinforation xD "Florida's now nothin but anacondas and pythons and Nike crocodiles " woah x'D
@@Jake-rj6ql This guy just said Nike crocodiles
Best comment on KZhead my man
Absolutely love Joe Rogan quotes out of context, "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" omg 😂
“Snakes’ll eat your baby, kill ‘em all!”
"But I'm gonna." May be the funniest thing JR ever said.
this is a great episode
Remember when Australia went to war on Emus and lost. Sending Marines to the swap to take on pythons better be playing Fortunate Son.
GR1M RACER get ambushed by alligators
hard to win the war on emus if you ban guns
*Eeeeuugghhh that Red, White and Blue!*
@@ArfooHuroo The ex-soldier farmers didn’t trust the Minister of Agriculture so they approached the Minister of Defence instead, who more or less declared war on the birds. He granted the farmers the use of two Lewis machine guns and 10,000 bullets, plus the expertise of two gunners and Major G.P.W. Meredith. Given these resources, this was sure to be an easy victory. But by the time the "fighting" was over though the emus had proven themselves: Meredith calculated that only one bird was killed for every 10 bullets fired
to be fair it was 3 dudes, then after that didnt work we got farmers to deals with em and sucessfully got the emus under control, australia just needs to do shit differently, we deal with terrorists iwth crates trollies and jars of coffee
Lions can open doors. There is a reason they say to LOCK THE DOORS!
I dont get that joke can you please explain.
sickid41 lions actually can open doors
sickid41 There is no joke. Lions are infamous for opening car doors. There are a few vids on youtube
They’ll drag you out the car and drive off
Guraman Grewal they pullin grand theft autos all over da place
They'd be like "you can't do that" Joe: But im gonna.. 🤣🤣🤣
Love the bit on the crabs. When i was 13 my family took me to Galveston on vacation. One night i caught a huge blue crab using a towel to keep it from pinching me. This tactic of using the towel had worked hundreds of times previously but this time the crab latched onto my pinky with some anger. It had broke the skin and as a child i thought it had broke my finger too. I beat the life out of that crab 10 times over and still hate them with a passion 😂
did you ever do anything with the crabs after catching?
I used to work on a shrimp boat and when they'd open up the net those little bastards were hyped from the warm water you wouldn't see him and then it all of a sudden when you weren't looking one would run up and pinch the crap out of you!
should have ate him
I hope you dipped tgat crab in a little garlic butter.
Definition of a Cheetah: Weird cat dog thing 😂
Send marines to kill the pythons? I approve.
Freedom ain't free
Yet another productive use of the US defense budget
Freedom ain't not free.
+rob garza yeah, and whats wrong with that you bitch
Rob Garza * children and women who are armed with grenades and ak 47s anyone can kill with a gun
“I love crab” lmao 😂
Joe leans forward , looks into the lens and says i`m killing all the snakes .... i genuinely laughed out loud
Joe said some of the funniest stuff here, “the move is to not move” & “I’ll be responsible for hippo extinction, but you not allowed to, but I’m gonna” 😂😂😂
If ‘Hippo Punisher’ was a real show I’d definitely watch it, just saying
I Would definitely watch that
"I'm gonna be responsible for hippo extinction" I'm fuckin dying lmao
Topics like this are why I love jre
I wonder how many Clips there is of Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators. Lol
At last count I think it was in the millions.
Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators is my favorite genre
are
Many, I'm watching them all now 🤣
We need more
I love when the convo drifts towards nature
They still SNATCHING!😂
Lmfao 10:35-10:41 cracks me tf up 🤣🤣🤣 lol I've watched this like 10 times and I'm still laughing
Joe “Hippo Punisher” Rogan
😆😆😆😆🤣
“send in the marines” 😂😂😂
I don't like the joe " " rogan joke but this one got me damn
I've been watching Joe for years. 5:01 is one thing I'll remember Joe by. 🤣💀
Watching it the second time was even better
thank u for this 😂😂
LOL, right?
I looked for the person who laughed at it also.🤣
🤣
I think this is one of the funniest clips I’ve seen of his.
His hippo punisher take was on point
“ ...they don’t think anything can happen to them, like if they’ve never been punched. “
L O G I C
@@RiggidyDiggidyRaw its true some people haven't experienced anything dangerous, they don't understand a punch so they won't expect to get dragged around like a wet tracksuit by an animal lol
Best quote
I'll be the hippo punisher. 😂😂
Joe is a great example of someone who can have some of the best people on his show and have some incredible covos, then the next day have the most ridiculous conversations ever and say some of the most goofy shit.
It’s called being human ya goof
"Hippo Punisher" LMFAO!
The python issue really blew up after hurricane Andrew in 1992. A Lot of the houses/ mobile homes that got destroyed had pet pythons. Took about 20 years for them to completely take over the everglades.
People gotta quit with pet snakes and shit!!! Fuck snakes! If it ain't got fur, it ain't a pet
It was a reptile breeding facility that blew over in Miami.
@Lil' Connor Peterson I do NOT do snakes! NOPE! Noping right out of that one, shame free
Jef Rey don't forget the research centre that was destroyed by it and that released a lot of pythons too
Never have a pet that can kill you when it gets pissed off.
I live in Florida. I had a young python come up on to my porch one day right after I took my small dog outside. He already had something in his belly. He stayed around my porch for a long time, stalking his prey (my dog, who was safe inside my house). Sorry if this offends anyone but I had to do what I had to do. He wasn’t leaving, he was waiting for my dog to come out again. Side note: since I never want to get asked again if I fed my dog to the snake, NO I ended up finding a golf club and a machete in the backyard. I teased the python to bite on to the golf club in one hand, and as soon as he did I swung down and chopped his head off with the rusty machete in the other.
i had to do the same with a rattle snake in our back yard. poor guy just wanted to leave but im not gonna risk that thing comin back. little Man took an arrow to the neck.
I love snakes. But the pythons in Florida have to be killed off. They are causing a lot of hard to the eco-system there. So you did the right thing by killing it. Just don't kill the native snakes.
You fed the dog to it?
@@dreamymaxxx3394 no…. Did you read that? I killed the python to save my dog
@@jamieleeharrison 😂the fact he asked if you meant you fed the dog to the snake kills me
Dude you’re awesome 👏🏼🤣🤣
“But I’m gonna…” GOLD
“SNAKES WILL EAT YOUR BABY!”
Jeffrey Morris THERE IN THE BIBLE
Add wild dingos to that list
There is a law that does states a dingo will, in fact eat your baby
@@ugoeze7360 It's a law?
Lyg3rBurg3rz it’s in the outback bible
I lost it at the “Hippo Punisher” part lol
5:00 🤣 damn, I'm done watching this video for now....first I gotta cut that part and share it somewhere
The Hippo wont eat you Joe but they will chomp on you and spit you out 😂😂
Also Joe going off on Snakes was one of the funnier things I've ever seen him do. He really has it out for them lmao
Fun fact: Hippos are actually too dense to swim normally, what they tend to do is sink down to the bottom of the water and just walk along the riverbed.
Juanshott false
I just seen the same thing on animal planet
They are good swimmers. They do both.
Juanshott hippos can swim they just aren’t incredibly fast while swiming. I think they do it for one of 2 reasons, when they are incredibly hot and need to submerge the whole body. And i think it takes less energy to just sink and chill.
@@Dgreatest32 it's very true
Joe Rogan as the "hippo punisher" 🤣🤣🤣 I'd watch that show
"Hippo Punisher" 🤣🤣💀
Joe those stories about encounters with wild animals are just PURE PERFECTION. It's better than what I can watch on National Geographic right now.
7:22 I believe when the British were first in India, one of their soldiers was killed by a crocodile. So the soldiers shot every single croc they could find during their deployment.
based
@@freddy4603 shut up
Revenge for their brother
anti-lmperialist crocodiles
"Get in there you f*cking sea bug.” 🤣😂
When you live 20 minutes from the Everglades and hear these stories on the daily 😳
Joe “is that real, that can’t be real” Rogan
Joe "a buddy of mine" Rogan
Joe ‘weird cat-dog thing’ Rogan 👍
Joe "Eat your elk and DMT" Rogan
Joe"seph james" rogan
Lol this is best JR episode ever..
It has been 3 years and I'm still waiting for the Joe Rogan "Hippo Punisher" Arc. I wish no harm on his wife or hippos, but that is an Arc im here for.
Hippo punisher haha joe rogan funniest man alive “I’d be responsible for hippo extinction” what a man hahaha
1 to 2 people a year are killed by alligators in America tops. Sometimes less. This guy is talking complete BS.
@@mikemccabe1594 I live in Florida and I see people getting eaten every other week so you’re wrong
@Bob C gimme your sources Bc I live in Florida and I can swear I see people eaten every other months
"But I'm gonna." 😆🤣
@@nanu4754 No doubt. And I'm sure the towns/ cities suppress that when they can. Obviously bad for tourism.
The CROCODILE in the thumbnail looks like he's a hungry boi, with a great smile too
He's beautiful
Love how Joe's eyes are slanted like he's staring in the sun. Such a stoner 😂
“Ohhh yeahhh…😈” 9:25 Mans was excited lol
The coolest animal I have experienced while deer hunting is bobcat's, I have had several sneak up on me without a single sound or being seen until they were literally beneath me while I am "fairly alert" looking and listening for deer.I watch them until they are out of sight and still not make a sound.Something that stealthy is just amazing to watch and see in their natural environment.
Huge paws, helps with sound dampening 👍
I had that experience too it's crazy you don't hear shit and then you see them all of a sudden.
Joe "You're going in the boilling water and i'm gonna crack you open" Rogan
Who doesn’t binge watch Mr. Rogan 🤙🏼
“I’ll be the Hippo Punisher” lol
I live in Florida and every year we go hunting Pythons in the Everglades. You get paid per foot!
How much money per foot? I'm here in Tallahassee and would love to get paid to kill them
Jordan Davis $3.50
Do you cook any of them
"People that I know.." Damn he no longer sayin "A Buddy of mine"
Some shit must've happened with a buddy of his.
I think youre over analyzing
“Buddy of mine” refers to Dave Foley whenever Joe rails against divorce laws
Possible one of the funniest Rogan clips