Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1271 w/Billy Corben: • Video
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Florida. The only state where the more north you go the more southern ya get
@davidboinonen96134 жыл бұрын
David Bradley Oinonen Hahahahahahahaha Brilliant !
@kevinmcrae33544 жыл бұрын
Northern Florida is called South Georgia
@marcfranklin44304 жыл бұрын
@The Muckler Geographically no, but northern Florida has the same barefoot/blackened feet, lifted trucks outfitted with the Confederate Flag of Surrender hicks as Georgia running around in Walmart.
@marcfranklin44304 жыл бұрын
As someone living in Miami who used to roadrun up the state to Orlando or Gainesville...true as fuck😂😂😭🤣
@JuanSanchez-di4rs4 жыл бұрын
New York is like that too
@jmorel424 жыл бұрын
Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life.
@LetsgoPats565 жыл бұрын
LetsgoPats56 people on outside laugh, but as a native Floridean, that is so dead-on true
@omegamark91785 жыл бұрын
@@omegamark9178 "Florida man flies hydra jet and fucks everything up, then steals flying bike." Sounds like a real fucking Miami headline, youre right.
@zactellier42475 жыл бұрын
LetsgoPats56 just look at Brazil if you think Miami is a realistic interpretation of GTA lol 😂
@kylef87035 жыл бұрын
How do I like this 100x?
@davidtuttle75565 жыл бұрын
Living in Jax, and having visited Miami a number of times, the entire state of Florida is a pvp zone. The farther south the higher the level.
@kontrabanned5 жыл бұрын
As a Floridian who moved to NY. I miss it, Florida is different and if you're not from there you might never understand. Especially Miami😊
@phaines98 ай бұрын
A lot of inmates in asylums find comfort there. To each their own. Probably better than letting them loose.
@Martell-XO4 ай бұрын
This has the same feel as kyle from south park saying "its a jersey thing"
@BlooGremlin2 ай бұрын
It’s a dumpster fire here of charlatans, mentally ill and scammers
@Arginne2 ай бұрын
@@Martell-XOFlorida is the asylum 😅
@Arginne2 ай бұрын
I was once told when I lived in Florida that people and society won't change for you as you have to change for them or suffer alienation and isolation being cut off from society as a hermit. I choose isolation and alienation for a good reason. I can't stand people and how stupid and greedy they are as society loves to reward bad behavior IF your popular and rich.
@John-PaulHunt-wy7lfАй бұрын
I've lived in Central Florida my whole life. First time I ever went to Miami was in college. No joke, I witnessed a car full of guys get into a shootout with the cops in an intersection right in front of my car. At that moment I know it was the craziest place in this country. lol
@CoachCommerce Жыл бұрын
same here, i went down there for the first time last week (drove from orlando) and it was insanity
@tronic2357 Жыл бұрын
If you think thats crazy, dont come to Chicago lol
@williamhermann6635 Жыл бұрын
@@williamhermann6635 Chicago is boring though
@30h5tillimdead Жыл бұрын
@@30h5tillimdead Depends on your idea of boring. Plenty to do in Chicago, but you're also likely to be carjacked or catch a stray bullet.
@williamhermann6635 Жыл бұрын
@@30h5tillimdead Free ice tho in Chicago. More ways than one.
@aidanhammer696810 ай бұрын
Miami: A sunny place, for shady people
@oam27205 жыл бұрын
Good quote from our Floridian schemester Roger Stone
@KyleLThayer5 жыл бұрын
Actually that is key west
@chrisr15575 жыл бұрын
Thats the perfect description. I got deported from Miami in the late 90s when i was caught with 2 suitcases of khat at the airport. There was a loophole in the law where somehow i wasnt arrested just deported but that loophole has been well and truly closed.
@howey9355 жыл бұрын
Raylan Givens
@sausaugefest5 жыл бұрын
Tampa Bay for sure
@azraelpink23524 жыл бұрын
True story, the US Army used to send their surgeons to Jackson Memorial in Miami for residency because that was the best place to get experience treating gunshot wounds.
@Adiscretefirm5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't send them to Chicago
@substitutelife13264 жыл бұрын
I believe that
@kasparovthegodofwar4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@danieltaylor69154 жыл бұрын
@@substitutelife1326 He said used to. Chicago was not always the most violent city, their problem is more recent.
@zinho91694 жыл бұрын
that's neat lol
@jacobcasmus18824 жыл бұрын
""Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give the man a bank and he can rob the world." - Abraham Lincoln, probably.
@mar10ssj12 жыл бұрын
Really? I never heard honest Abe was credited for that adage. Who cares? I revisited stream this Oct. 2021. Timely and brilliant for our times! Thanx for sharing your comment. I'll franchise Abe's adage into my public jaw-boning!
@twofishes88462 жыл бұрын
Or what some three toothed inbred said in a moonshine fever dream
@Justin-en8de2 ай бұрын
Opening a Swiss bank account with your crypto9 accounts to hide money in the Maimi and Jacksonville branches says bank teller?
@John-PaulHunt-wy7lf2 ай бұрын
Back in my day in PVB you had old money from NYC and boston and south american drug kingpins living as your neighbors as a renter.
@John-PaulHunt-wy7lfАй бұрын
grew up in miami and lived there for 20 years, it was pretty chill... after I buried all my enemies
@D1G1T4LX122 жыл бұрын
Did you just admit to murder on a joe rogan video
@V1ktorvaugn2 жыл бұрын
@@V1ktorvaugn dammit...i did it again...whats your address?
@D1G1T4LX122 жыл бұрын
Leave no witness lol
@rockks1762 ай бұрын
Ngl, I went to Miami once and I watched these two guys fight in a parking lot at 9am while I was walking to the beach. One guy got his ass beat, got into his Jeep, and ran over the guy that beat his ass. GTA in real life
@josephvanrijk19974 жыл бұрын
What happened to ran over guy
@messeduppreviousrecommenda99094 жыл бұрын
messed up Previous recommendation I ran down to see if I could help or do anything. The dude in the Jeep got out and sat on the curb like he knew not to try and run or something. The dude that got hit had a broken leg with a bone sticking out. I had to call the cops and they asked me a couple months later to appear in court as a witness but I’m from Indiana and I saw it on vacation. So I assume the dude has recovered his injuries, but still. Florida is wild
@josephvanrijk19974 жыл бұрын
i saw like 4 people fighting ouside of wallgreens in miami lol
@spderman1234 жыл бұрын
Windsor me lube parking lot out of control dont know why
@shidanearone94664 жыл бұрын
The south is wild mane 😂
@imheresoidontgetfined4 жыл бұрын
Everyone from Florida knows South Florida and Orlando are their own provinces. The rest of Florida is more country than most people know.
@MichaelOdomwest16thAve4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, the bigger cities are completely different from actual Florida.
@julianstudebaker10064 жыл бұрын
Born and raised in Orlando, live in Ft Lauderdale, and your right. 😎🌴
@serenas81444 жыл бұрын
Been living in Orlando for about 6 years now, moved here from the Melbourne area. Orlando could definitely be considered its own province lmao
@bman61984 жыл бұрын
It depends we’re you are up. North if it’s country
@collinchack56994 жыл бұрын
north florida is pretty much like the town in Road house
@mikestrevel72833 жыл бұрын
My family came to Miami in 1919. In the 1980s I was working for a pharmaceutical company that got bought out by Baxter. Baxter was headquartered in Chicago. The company I worked for had three plants in Dade County and employed around 2000 people. Baxter decided that moving their headquarters to Miami would be a good idea. Several other top executives flew to Miami and upon leaving the airport and while on interstate I-95 they had some people that try to stop their car and rob and hijack them. A few months later some other executives flew to Miami from Chicago to scout out the area for the new headquarters and once again people try to rob them. In public. In broad daylight. Baxter decided Miami was not the best place to have their world headquarters. There is a professor named Borjas at Harvard University who has made his entire life's work the study of labor and immigration. He concluded that immigration was a racket and that the only economic benefit if any was captured by the people who hire immigrants and the immigrants themselves. Another university professor with similar credentials refuted the claims of Prof. Borjas by providing an example of Miami during the 1980s and 1990s. He said the economy in Miami was fantastic at that time. And it was full of immigrants so that proved immigration was an economic benefit. This is hysterically funny. During the 1980s and 1990s there was a waterfall of cocaine coming in to Miami totaling billions and billions of dollars. In the 1980s and early 1990s the economy of Miami was cocaine. Cocaine and fraud. One of my favorite stories of Miami was one told by Dave Barry. He talked about someone going to the Miami airport and waiting outside in the car in front of the terminal. In front of the car there were several other cars. In two of the cars people get out and begin shooting each other. Then a person in a third car completely unrelated to the people in the other two cars gets out of his car and begin shooting at both of them. I remember one night driving home from work and I got off the expressway and went downtown. The streets are narrow. In front of me appeared a police car. The police car stopped at another police car came up behind me. We were in front of the hotel. Both of the police officers got out of the car went around to the passenger side pulled out the revolvers and brace themselves over the hood of the cars pointing their pistols at the entrance of the hotel that I was directly in front of. Apparently, a serial killer had been located in the hotel and they were making sure the killer didn't leave through the front door. My brother once went to visit the neighborhood we grew up in. The house we used to live in was abandoned. He stopped his old car in front of the building and got out and began looking at it during the middle of the day. He said that he thought someone was behind him and he turned around and there was this large black man holding a large rock over his head getting ready to smash it down onto my brother. I found out later that the black supremacist cult Yahweh Ben Yahweh had made one of their headquarters the Saxon motel which was two blocks away. This cult was responsible for killing many people in Miami. They were told if they killed white people they would advance farther in the cult. The city of Miami was busy giving the cult large sums of money for being social activist during the day while at the night they were out murdering people. Not all of the members just a high-ranking leaders. I still love Miami. I still remember when there were hardly any people down here. Everyone that moves to Miami thinks that the history of the place started when they arrived. There has been crazy stuff going on from the very beginning. The biggest problem with the people in Miami and in Florida are the people that never accept it as their home and are always going to go back to where they came from or always compare it to someplace else and never get involved in making the place better. Very few people are involved in the community and almost none of them are committed. If the insurance companies keep raising the rates on property it's going to be interesting to see what happens to all the people living here in the future.
@RobbsHomemadeLife2 жыл бұрын
That was entertaining as hell to read. Wow.
@johnmanney40132 жыл бұрын
You could do storytelling on a podcast specifically centered around Miami stories!
@stophating11 ай бұрын
The only reason the show “Dexter” is realistic is because it’s in Miami.
@takotruk72654 жыл бұрын
And filmed in Long Beach
@Neocaridina4 жыл бұрын
But it's one of the best god damm shows fucking ever, ever!!! And good point about it happening in Miami and being realistic...
@edgeofenlightenment70884 жыл бұрын
Dexter: as a spy.......
@sed8me694 жыл бұрын
Edge of Enlightenment yeah it’s an amazing show
@takotruk72654 жыл бұрын
@@takotruk7265 except for that ending. 😒
@udednow4 жыл бұрын
There are probably more New Yorkers in Florida than there are in the entire NYC area.
@springhillgolfer8784 жыл бұрын
So true. A lot of weirdos from New York go there and fit just right in
@hectormorones87334 жыл бұрын
New Yorkers are ruining Florida.
@ignaciogomez29524 жыл бұрын
philly and jersey too. its a trip
@slowjack78934 жыл бұрын
By far
@danieltaylor69154 жыл бұрын
Gtfoh i dont see alot of newyorkers down here. I see some here and there..... But nothing crazy.
@EddieDuranLLC4 жыл бұрын
I’m a Mexican living In Florida most of my life,love it
@rogeliovilla38883 жыл бұрын
Are we going to ignore the fact this guy is hilarious.
@jeremeymcmillan45753 жыл бұрын
I've been born and raised in Florida I'm 33 and feel 66 its insane
@vincethefrogman14 жыл бұрын
Ugh, same... ppl are making this a real shit hole
@MsAli13134 жыл бұрын
Ahaha God bless, friend. Fight the good fight and keep those good Florida stories coming for the rest of us.
@RealElongatedMuskrat4 жыл бұрын
Send me cocaine
@klantifashakur98944 жыл бұрын
Mike Hawk 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
@bighomie68594 жыл бұрын
You never lied. I swear I've done so much crazy shit here it's unbelievable..
@treauxlove72764 жыл бұрын
I went to college in Miami.. Crazy good time, didn't earn a single college credit 😂
@RickLag85144 жыл бұрын
so u wasted thousands of dollars to party in miami?
@carstarsarstenstesenn4 жыл бұрын
Carsten Kuehn college man
@trevmason23524 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right 😂
@M0rdFustang4 жыл бұрын
@@carstarsarstenstesenn other people waste thousands to party in shittier places tbh
@M0rdFustang4 жыл бұрын
@@carstarsarstenstesenn 36 grand
@RickLag85144 жыл бұрын
West Florida is really nice and quiet. Beautiful beaches and scenery everywhere. Tampa and Naples especially.
@julianowilliams32632 жыл бұрын
I remember listening to Billy when I used to listen to the Paul and Young Ron Show everyday many years ago.
@petercastillo27523 жыл бұрын
“Florida is great b/c it’s close to America”. True.
@the_mkn_group5 жыл бұрын
MKN that is a very old saying
@nystagmus4 жыл бұрын
He said Miami, not Florida. Miami is basically a Spanish country
@Bundles4204 жыл бұрын
The rest of Florida at isn’t Miami Dade, is good ol boys and girls.
@Bundles4204 жыл бұрын
The United States is great because it’s close to America
@abandonedfetus20614 жыл бұрын
MKN Joe ‘ kzhead.info/sun/o52vcsuumZ2nep8/bejne.html ‘ Rogan
@dtm_nascar4 жыл бұрын
Native Floridian here... It is hard to leave even though it's fucking insane
@seanclements62065 жыл бұрын
Whats the weirdest situation you've come across in your experience?
@KGODSMACKC5 жыл бұрын
Floridian for the last 16 years!!! It is nuts!!!
@brolickscholar30835 жыл бұрын
I live in Florida as well. Love it here
@kingkongdong60745 жыл бұрын
KGODSMACKC a guy in my highschool dumped dog piss on a guy in English
@dasit19655 жыл бұрын
Im never leaving
@typ.14535 жыл бұрын
Wow here in 2023 now spot on
@Lucy-vb8cf Жыл бұрын
The movie Pain and Gain with Mark Wahlberg & The Rock is also just freaking crazy and of course it's based on a true story that took place in Florida. When I first saw it I had no idea it was actually based on a true story and when I found out that it was, it absolutely blew my mind. It's so messed up. I had to go back and watch it again. I love the movie! Not at all surprised that it took place in Florida. I've been there only once in my adult life and have never had the desire to go back. People were incredibly rude and everywhere we went it seemed like there was some crazy situation going on between locals.
@pamelajackson692 жыл бұрын
I lived here for more than 15 years and it’s still like this with people
@rossyvizcarra1927 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to my city bitches
@johnandrew4441 Жыл бұрын
I feel like I live in the “good part” of FL and it’s not for me
@musicandpoetry_89 ай бұрын
I have never regretted buying a movie ticket more than to that movie
@warriorspiritmovers25896 ай бұрын
Try Scarface!
@Nacerodz5 ай бұрын
Florida is the strangest place I've ever visited. I was vacationing in Miami where the rich and famous live like Versace, just a few miles south you'd be in the swamps with people like Bobby Bushay.
@fredo31065 жыл бұрын
South Florida is bizarre. The wealthy and poor/middle class live in such close proximity to each other.
@dannyzuko71825 жыл бұрын
I'm watching waterboy as we speak lmfao
@pw43315 жыл бұрын
@@pw4331 watching youtube while watching waterboy? Bobby mama say, you the devil
@evanmeredith53925 жыл бұрын
100% true. In Palm Beach, where the comedy club is, you're hanging out with ritzy upper class people and paying valet just to go shopping, and literally a few blocks over is one of the most dangerous parts of town.
@AdamOfAngels5 жыл бұрын
Never mistake wealth and fame for real importance or meaning. I seriously doubt the fact Bill Gates is a billionaire soo many times over has ever made anyone sleep better or get laid. But I guarantee a Bobby Boucher type dude will sit down can chill with you, grill, and help talk shit to a woman and get you laid. Ain't no way rich and famous ppl make anyone's life better by living in a certain area so that's bs. LA is one of the most expensive places on Earth to live and if the place isnt shaking apart, ppl are dying of strange diseases or cancer from all the cosmetics and sun. Between the transgenders, transsexuals, bisexuals, and weird shit going on in Cali I beg to differ that workin your life away and drinking yourself to sleep while playing the depression game on social media meanwhile ppl are altering their sex organs down the road.. Yeah fuck Cali and all the rich and famous wanting that life. Cali has nice sand, oooooooo Cali has nice Shark water oooooooo I'm not 8 or 88, living on the beach doesn't have all the appeal ppl give it and especially if it's in the asscrack of America. Cali is probably about to earthquake itself into the ocean with all these freaks and along with the rich and famous too. Shove that "theres soo many ppl mixed in" Oh my gosh I'm 15 and haven't lived to see anything, mentality, up your sheltered pretentious, living life through the internet, ass.
@hardcorebarbell5 жыл бұрын
as a 24 year old home grown floridan reading comments like "Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life" really makes me think i should consider moving
@dwecktek3 жыл бұрын
I did. Best decision ever. Jacksonville born and raised, then Miami for 6 years. I went from basically South Georgia racism to the wild fucking west. I’m enjoying PA very much 😂 I do love home though, not gonna lie.
@janayh28173 жыл бұрын
If i could gth out of here i def would...on disability from a real bad motorcycle accident...in a coma way too long...had to relearn EVERYTHING...TOO MUCH PAIN MEDICATION...NOW IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAWSUIT FROM SIDE EFFECTS...💔
@ginamarietarsetti913 жыл бұрын
@@janayh2817 cringe.
@vexial973 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bendinbeatz11723 жыл бұрын
maybe there's somewhere else in Florida right for you dude
@TristanYoshi3 жыл бұрын
Daytona Beach Florida was the wildest experience of my life. One weekend there and I'm pretty sure I can write a full length novel. It's always a great party story.
@benpeterson12382 жыл бұрын
I also think a small part could be the climate. You have to be somewhat organized in Michigan or you will freeze to death in winter. Like if you are completely whacked out of your mind, stripping you clothes off, running around naked or in just tshirt and shorts, you will freeze to death in Michigan. I've met homeless people and also young people who like to party and don't want to work, some of them would come to Michigan during the summer, but say they were going back south to Florida or southern California during the Winter. In Michigan to be homeless in the winter you need some basic supplies like a tent, sleeping bag, blankets, warm clothes. That's minimum. If you get high and lose these things, you are fucked. In Florida you can survive with almost nothing. They don't want to go to states like Arizona, Texas, or Mississippi. So they go to southern California and Florida. They can get high, party, be completely irresponsible, and still be okay. Not freeze to death in winter. Sleep under a bridge, on the beach, in an abandoned house. People sleep in abandoned houses in Michigan, but in winter you can still freeze to death if you don't have enough blankets, sleeping bags, clothes, or a heater. Plus you have to keep all this clean and dry or it won't keep you warm.
@BrettonFerguson7 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂 5-7 months of winter will really bring out that survival instinct
@mochamartian31895 ай бұрын
North Florida is Deep South Miami is Latin America/Caribbean
@onedeep97085 жыл бұрын
with rich white people sprinkled around and drugs with corrupt cops behind😂😂
@adiliom57815 жыл бұрын
Tampa is a mixture of both.
@dannyzuko71825 жыл бұрын
Truth. There's nothing "southern" about south florida.
@AdamOfAngels5 жыл бұрын
Northern cuba
@DurzoBlunts5 жыл бұрын
@@Nate-ez1xh He also typed other words, about Miami, indicating that its separate from the South. And I agreed.
@AdamOfAngels5 жыл бұрын
Stop lumping in Miami with the rest of Florida. Miami is its own country.
@jdrew93495 жыл бұрын
It really is.
@drmmr5615 жыл бұрын
Crazy Drew aka north cuba
@feedmewifi_4774 жыл бұрын
Florida is its own country too tho
@nicholasb.22934 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousperson7889 the rest of the WORLD literally makes Florida Man jokes..... That should tell you something
@nicholasb.22934 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasb.2293 most of the world has never been to Florida, so what's your point? Is it they are just lemmings? Warm weather, beautiful people, best beaches, clear water, coral reefs, amazing cities, I have made my case. If you don't like paradise, that's on you. I'm glad you aren't here.🤣🤣 Summer doesn't start in June here, its always summer in Florida. Shorts and flip-flops, relaxing drink and peace and happiness. Things you could never imagine are true here.
@anonymousperson78894 жыл бұрын
As a Brit my family often wonder why I’m always so invested in current event and politics in the US and Billy put it perfectly he just said it in regards to Miami but just as Miami today is the America of tomorrow. The America of today is the UK (and the whole western world for that matter) of tomorrow
@DylanHart82 жыл бұрын
nah stop who gives a fuck about the UK
@dree35 Жыл бұрын
Sadly
@bigolboomerbelly43484 ай бұрын
Florida Gun laws in the United Kingdom? Wow, I bet Piers Morgan would Love That. So would I. The thing is that if you tried to take the guns away here in Florida, there would be.... a Lexington Moment. The Sheriffs and their Deputies would side with the people and give a Middle Finger to that stuff. Watch what happens in Illinois. Bet nobody tries to Confiscate Weapons. Why? 1. The Second Amendment absolutely prohibits that. 2. They Better Not. This Ain't Australia.
@daleeasternbrat8163 ай бұрын
I lived and traveled all over central and south Florida from mid1999-2020 I witnessed and/or participated in every thing this podcast mentioned and PLENTY MORE. THIS MAN IS SPOT ON. I usually don't tell stories. Most people would not believe them. Some I will take to the grave, because "we made a deal". Real talk.
@libbybrew2 жыл бұрын
I’ve lived in Tampa almost all my life. We take pride in our “Florida woman/man” stories
@OneWay2King5 жыл бұрын
@South Philly Mafia Tours what?!
@lumpwurtroot4 жыл бұрын
South Philly Mafia Tours my man I left philly for Tampa and I can tell you that is not true. Not. At. All.
@gregoryking47964 жыл бұрын
Palm Harbor here. We are city neighbors lmao
@unitedeagle40464 жыл бұрын
@@gregoryking4796 I'm from Jersey lived in Florida I think we equal .. the difference is pretty girls move to Florida they are born in Jersey /nyc
@ramadanmustafa42774 жыл бұрын
813
@MegaNiQ4 жыл бұрын
Florida is crazy, recently back form Miami, it was a blast but you have to watch out for alligators, hurricanes, gang bangers, and soccer moms in Bentlys
@eamonshields27545 жыл бұрын
I'd still take my chances there than California!
@shaneomac75665 жыл бұрын
@@shaneomac7566 I live here in Florida near Orlando and it's not as bad as people say, def not as bad as California
@420Gaming6665 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you talking about. Like in every place when you a tourist you don't get to see the real crazy unless you live here. There's no alligators in Miami, Hurricanes are only in season and really barely ever cause significant damage in the miami area, gangbangers?? thats broward. Soccer moms in Bentleys is accurate. Miami is pretty chill otherwise.
@bafehd23365 жыл бұрын
@@bafehd2336 Thats why its a joke lol. I lived in West Palm for awhile and commuted to Miami a good bit. I Love it down there. Probably moving to Lauderdale soon
@eamonshields27545 жыл бұрын
@@shaneomac7566 Definitely, despite Floridas craziness, I love it
@eamonshields27545 жыл бұрын
As a Palm Beach County resident I APPROVE THESE THINGS
@jamestuccillo Жыл бұрын
Born and raised in South FL, and the best years of my life were spent in the U.S. Army, getting yelled at, and doing push-ups all day.
@davidcrossfield69432 жыл бұрын
Yeah here in Nebraska its not okay to tip in blow... You gotta use Meth
@OneEyedDrummerTDHE5 жыл бұрын
Dawson Houser 🤣🤣
@Juangui.5 жыл бұрын
That’s council bluffs
@chonch74414 жыл бұрын
1 more reason to not move to Nebraska
@tooooo-dc6dq4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that about missouri
@doctornobody6114 жыл бұрын
I thought Nebraskans' tip was 'plant your corn early'.
@ralph404 жыл бұрын
I've lived in Florida most of my life. Everything this guy says is absolutely true. Florida is the wild West.
@authorrayrogers3 жыл бұрын
swamp version of wild west
@Phantom95873 жыл бұрын
It’s not really though. I’m a native and there’s nothing Wild West about it. Big cities have drugs, crime and poverty. Go to New Jersey if you wanna see a real shithole. Also, Miami is not representative of the entire state of Florida. Most people here moved here from somewhere else. I’ve been to damn near every county in this state and it varies greatly. South Florida is a huge metropolitan area and all the shit that comes with it is there. Orlando and Tampa are fairly large. Jacksonville is the smallest of the larger areas. Every single town and city outside those areas are completely different. Northern florida is the Deep South. South Florida is full of New Yorkers and Caribbean people for the most part. The pill mills have been shut down too by the way
@__Ryan_2 жыл бұрын
It’s too crazy out of control being treated like a movie
@rossyvizcarra1927 Жыл бұрын
Florida man is the OG American Psycho.
@John-PaulHunt-wy7lf4 ай бұрын
It’s kinda like a real life repeat of Scarface🙄🙄, Thank goodness I’m leaving Florida soon, it’s such a joke now, Can’t stand the weather and it’s so F***in’ crowded!!!
@michaelalmanza1173 ай бұрын
I’m a European, and on our first day holidaying in Florida apart of the damn mall we were going to was cutoff by yellow tape cause someone was murdered.
@siskinfall3 жыл бұрын
Only the strongest may survive down here
@jorvon400003 жыл бұрын
As a tattoo artist in Canada I can confirm that tipping with cocaine is a regular occurrence lol
@Iwontreadyourreply6 ай бұрын
This is an ABSOLUTELY TIMELESS clip. I just went back and watched the full episode on Spotify and it's fantastic. Future classic 100% 🍁🍁🍁🛶🛶🛶
@lukejolley8354 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to Florida, where we get to experience 2 seasons.. Summer, and HOT SUMMER
Don’t forget 5 days of 65 degree weather in January then hot as fuck again season.
@Matt-yz3iq3 жыл бұрын
South FL is crazy, the rest of florida is just weird
@jaybirdjetwings75165 жыл бұрын
FACTS💯
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits how was warlando? As my friends up their like to call it
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
@Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits Miami is beautiful tho, just certain parts like South Beach or wynwood area
@jaybirdjetwings75164 жыл бұрын
DADE COUNTY
@bacelo28223 жыл бұрын
Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits I been living here for 4 years and absolutely love it idk what you talking about
@adriant3963 жыл бұрын
I just got back from Miami last week and absolutely loved it. Granted, I stayed in Coral Gables, however, the people were very nice and I didn't see any of the craziness that Billy talks about.
@meetch4Ай бұрын
I love being Floridian. It's never a boring place, that's for sure.
@hattorihanzo2705 Жыл бұрын
I live in south florida and I can confirm all of everything that is being said
@the_Gerken4 жыл бұрын
I live in Chicago, & yuz sound like a bunch'a jagoffs!
@fobbitoperator36203 жыл бұрын
@@fobbitoperator3620 OK Chicago if we're jagoffs then you guys are for sure nuts
@slattermerslab55353 жыл бұрын
@@slattermerslab5535 Yeah, that a fair point...
@fobbitoperator36203 жыл бұрын
LA invented road rage, Miami perfected it. Edit: I did not expect so many people to argue about which of their cities has more shitty drivers lmao.
@wesgriffin28015 жыл бұрын
Invented it?? Have you ever been to Boston?
@ecasey914 жыл бұрын
@South Philly Mafia Tours someone is fucking mad lol
@mikasasukasa44794 жыл бұрын
Have you people ever been outside of America?
@MF-LXRD4 жыл бұрын
Have you people ever been outside of America?
@MF-LXRD4 жыл бұрын
Russia invented and perfected road rage just look up Russia dash cam and you’ll see
@soupxv2134 жыл бұрын
That picture had me rolling like never before ! Ththththats all folks
@thaetgirl50602 жыл бұрын
Being from Florida and reading these comments is gold.
@JaxChris072 жыл бұрын
The thing about Miami is that all of Florida is Miami...in one way or another
@VitalyMack2 жыл бұрын
Remarkable he is talking about Miami, Florida for 20 minutes and never uses the word Tourism.
@melanatedking37635 жыл бұрын
Nice Catch
@fabiotellez61925 жыл бұрын
He sounds a bit clueless.
@jebby163 жыл бұрын
As a South Florida resident, I can concur everything described by Corben is 100% accurate.
@RichD20245 жыл бұрын
I’m from ct and I own a home here in south Florida now for 5 years. I love the swamp never moving back.
@Matt-yz3iq3 жыл бұрын
I’m from Tampa All facts Have a good life people
@girlspooptoo85672 жыл бұрын
Jamie has been waiting forever to use that thumbnail
@daxterkiddo5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@trapchurches5555 жыл бұрын
lol
@mosaicmonk43805 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahaab bucks bunny cutting off florida lmao
@goldenmemes515 жыл бұрын
@@kemicbi Is vcpr like the radio station? Damn I'd tune into that, if only we had a chilled out bill and Ted Floridian tin foil hat infowars.
@figotlatenby5885 жыл бұрын
@@kemicbi I don't know what it is, but if they said crazy shit like that, 10 bucks says I'd listen to it.
@figotlatenby5885 жыл бұрын
I thought shooing away alligators was normal as a kid xD
@azerak86494 жыл бұрын
Haha so true. Love the nature in fl
@jolliv39823 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@sob56073 жыл бұрын
Wait..... It's not?
@tjack3213 жыл бұрын
@@tjack321 there were 24 Gators next to me on a freshwater beach next to me while fishing
@andrewvu17523 жыл бұрын
@@mongo3438 funny you say that that's exact what I do, I catch them "accidentally"
@andrewvu17522 жыл бұрын
Worked on weapon systems for Interconics in Tampa in the 80s. Watched the Challenger blow up on binoculars and windsurfed the gulf looking for stray bales.
@jeffcook3277 Жыл бұрын
Rich men walk between the raindrops, love this line and this man too, very knowledgeable 👏👌👍
@davidlyon19383 жыл бұрын
Rich white men...
@stophating11 ай бұрын
You can't just say miami. It's South FL...the Tri county....Dade, Broward and Palm Beach
@jonathanallen95965 жыл бұрын
are those close to miami by any chance?
@-.-45955 жыл бұрын
Uhh.. yes you can.. Miami Dade (mainly Aventura to Kendall, Doral to Miami Beach) is a whole different vibe to Broward and west Palm.. though to be fair, they're all insane.
@davidherbella71654 жыл бұрын
@@-.-4595 yes they are all close to each other, there's this thing called a map and the south Florida part will show you this.😎👀
@zarc0n4 жыл бұрын
@@zarc0n I apologize for my lame joke😂
@-.-45954 жыл бұрын
@@davidherbella7165 very different vibe in Broward compared to PBC n yes both crazy or just insane depending where you go.
@cocouffs4 жыл бұрын
I drive/work in Miami everyday. Worst drivers EVER!If you’re sitting at a red light, the second the light turns green SOMEONE is going to honk their horn.
@sabasklahn60125 жыл бұрын
Lmao so true! the same people honking at you from behind are the same idiots you get stuck behind who are staring at Facebook on their phones not paying attention while the turn signal goes red so they have to drive like maniacs and honk at everyone to get out of their way because they are going to be late and of course that's your fault.
@Dashoost5 жыл бұрын
I live in the DC area so I'm used to that shit! I'd take my chances down there anyday than stay in DC.
@andresvalentin69245 жыл бұрын
Miami drivers da boof 😂
@leonardopedraza76965 жыл бұрын
@@andresvalentin6924 They dont understand The Mess. Miami is bad but Anywhere in DC can turn into a parkinglot at anytime, with no rhyme or reason. Ive lived in both places, but Miami is predictable, and you can park...sometimes. DC i just took the metro and prayed.
@davidtuttle75565 жыл бұрын
Why are you still sitting at a green light? You have One job...Drive.
@redneckhippiefreak5 жыл бұрын
Are used to teach a documentary class I love documentaries I’ve never heard of this one and it’s top of my list to check out now man I learned so much from your show
@langolier93 жыл бұрын
The most honest soflo Miami person I've ever listened to. So well put and true.. watch out for falling coconuts abs stray green tips!****^
@johnoneil6061 Жыл бұрын
Lived in Miami my whole life. Kids be putting coke in salt shakers like it's a joke lmao.
@GuyFerzOfficial4 жыл бұрын
Guy Ferz Remember when some classmates were trying to drink their friends blood
@brrvi9214 жыл бұрын
Brr Vi yea but that was in central Florida
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
@@brrvi921 lmao I relate to all of you guys, thank you for sharing 😭😹🥴
@sob56073 жыл бұрын
What area was this?
@KamariFerrari3 жыл бұрын
Legit nobody does this
@madmike0173 жыл бұрын
I love how this guy just throws all kinds of stats and Joe just says “wow”, instead of “hold on, Jamie google that shit”.
@alejandrocotilla28994 жыл бұрын
Lol that's everyone's answer, Google it
@ryancretaro72644 жыл бұрын
This mother fucker ain't lying about alot of it and I lived it and he is a well respected bringer of truth he doesnt need to lie the truth is that fucked up
@edgeofenlightenment70884 жыл бұрын
You from Florida?
@IvanOoze19904 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan doesn't argue with his guests. That's why people go on his podcast.
@photostudio67884 жыл бұрын
He doe fact check usually, but in this case all the Floridian crap sounds so right to him he didn't need to lol
@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros44194 жыл бұрын
I knew several people in WV who were going to Florida for opioids, it stopped because Florida pharmacies stopped filling the prescriptions. People were getting prescriptions here from doctors like Kostinco and double dipping in Florida.
@SJ-ni6iy2 жыл бұрын
Been living in Florida since 2010 and I can say I have accumulated trauma, and a lot of fucked up stories living here. Florida definitely is different from where I came from before living here.
@bryansuarez2396 Жыл бұрын
It’s shady af
@rossyvizcarra1927 Жыл бұрын
“The greatest thing about Miami is that is so close to the United States!”
@EASportz4 жыл бұрын
Another guy redid the comment much much better”The greatest thing about Florida is that it’s so close to the United States” I like that one 1000 times better
@pdb2k1544 жыл бұрын
Joe “the whole thing is so strange” Rogan
@sahpi01755 жыл бұрын
you people need to stop doing this its so lame
@brn3k8125 жыл бұрын
@@brn3k812 BRN "stop doing this!" 3K
@lo-fiFromChicago5 жыл бұрын
@@brn3k812 BRN "You People" 3K
@ballinhobo86035 жыл бұрын
BRN 3K BRN “it’s so lame” 3K
@unskinnedskeleton5 жыл бұрын
Hulk Hogan alright, hulkamaniac, maybe that’s a little too far.
@unskinnedskeleton5 жыл бұрын
South beach is my fav. Love it. 3 day weekend is the best.
@tonyengland97443 жыл бұрын
Home of Florida Man, and we love it that way...
@ramoncotta1264 Жыл бұрын
"Its basically a town of assholes." Living here my entire life, this sums up Miami so perfectly.
@justmelvin83975 жыл бұрын
@To La Nope. Chuck Berry memorial was beautiful.
@RollingOrmond5 жыл бұрын
Just Melvin I was driving for Uber last weekend on the beach, 2 New York girls get in ”so are you from Miami” I said nope moved here for the winter from Massachusetts, they asked what I thought of the people. I said vein and fake and they literally ROARED TO LIFE with how much they hate the people lmao. Sums up a lot of visitors. While I’m glad I got to spend the winter in Miami, away from the cold in Massachusetts, I’m happy to be leaving. This is a destination, not a home. The people who can make it a home are either from here and have family, or just have too much money to know what to do with.
@CodyLamson5 жыл бұрын
And most of Florida
@DS407642 жыл бұрын
Living here my whole life too.. town of assholes is about right
@matthewrodriguez45832 жыл бұрын
Fort Myers is RETARD city
@KALINGANJA0072 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan says absolutely nothing: Billy Corben: We call that "Miami Silence".
@luxuryballer82914 жыл бұрын
Miami traffic is a friggin' NIGHTMARE🤣
@hyrumbliss5811 Жыл бұрын
Florida is not only it’s own country, but it’s own planet…I’ve had many great experiences there thankfully…
@mattepton5731 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been living in Miami most of life and i can say a lot of what he’s saying is true. It’s very hard to trust people down here but it definitely builds character and makes you more aware that not everybody is here to be your friend, i remember visiting New York City for the first time and was absolutely shocked by how nice the people were there compared to how they are here
@Lucas-xv2kb4 жыл бұрын
factually bro I remember going to Cali and was surprised by how nice everyone was store people greeting and shit it's crazy lol
@rafaelrodriguez70413 жыл бұрын
As a Midwesterner, that sounds insane.
@uprebel51502 жыл бұрын
Living in Florida teaches you to grow up overnight due to the extremes
@DS407642 жыл бұрын
You didn’t go to the projects for sure… if you had gone to the south Bronx or east ny Brooklyn. You’d probably have a different feeling 🤡 manhattan is a tourist zone. Comparing the 2 cities is kinda retarded ngl
@ADHD_Lothario2 жыл бұрын
Came from Midwest to Tampa Area. I agree 100 percent you grow up overnight especially if you are trying to be something. I say tho the ones with the horrible attitudes are just trapping themselves in hell. I Found god here
@PrestonMadrigal Жыл бұрын
I moved to Florida and I can't get enough of Florida Man. He's everywhere here. Everywhere
@landonic815 жыл бұрын
@Jordan Schlansky Yes well aware but it's not just that. This place is legit nuts. Wildest state I've ever lived in. A fuckin circus
@landonic815 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dprince19875 жыл бұрын
Listening to this man swallow his spit is probably one of the hardest things I've had to listen through.
@DakotaRunSlower3 жыл бұрын
Florida is a great state. Low taxes, great beaches, and theme parks. Not only that, they have the best governor in the nation in Ron DeSantis. Miami, however, is a horse of a different color.
@johnw3952 Жыл бұрын
As a native Texan, I love my Florida brethren.
@seabrook19765 жыл бұрын
And I love you too my Texan Brethren.
@Gamerman01235 жыл бұрын
The white beaches of Pensacola are always open for you Texan’s
@johnr88205 жыл бұрын
And Florida loves Texas!
@maverickmason49465 жыл бұрын
Hell yea Florida was a dope visit !
@alexecheverria89715 жыл бұрын
Its funny because other than maybe Vagas I can't think of where to find crazier fucking Americans than in Texas and Florida. lol coming from Texas ye ye
@mikethewise20005 жыл бұрын
Florida, where 1/2 gram of coke is the standard tip.
@chipschleichardt56415 жыл бұрын
My carpenter buddy did some work in Florida and he told me one client asked him if he wanted to be paid in coke or cash. Keep in mind this was 10s of 1000s of dollars of work. EDIT: and the 80s
@HarryBalzak5 жыл бұрын
best way to tip
@rumncoke30595 жыл бұрын
I used to deliver pizzas here in college and I was tipped in coke quite a bit
@eoghancallaghy37565 жыл бұрын
@@HarryBalzak what a lie!!!! lol Funny story tho...
@AfricaGeo5 жыл бұрын
@@AfricaGeo Could be a lie. I wasn't there.
@HarryBalzak5 жыл бұрын
That closing quote though lol
@jamalslim952 жыл бұрын
Moved to Sarasota 3 months ago, nothing but a great time. Shopping any and every time you want it. Beautiful beaches, great restaurants, hiking, fishing and great weather. Don’t confuse Miami with Sarasota, huge difference.
@rolac793 жыл бұрын
Im Canadian and im from Alberta and i moved to Florida in high school for 2 years, liked a lot of the people i met, but boy is Florida a change its pretty crazy, i love it honestly.
@nowelbobke15065 жыл бұрын
Nowel Bobke That’s an insane change of scenery compared to Alberta
@TaauRine5 жыл бұрын
Taurine x Yeah the first night I got there with my family it was night and I had no idea where we were and we pulled up to a gas station and this guys truck was riddled with bullet holes, he also had his Daughter in that same truck. Pretty funny first impressions but I loved it in the end lol.
@nowelbobke15065 жыл бұрын
Same..Embry Riddle Univ All good...should have stayed Daytona Hope u r doing well Bless u !
@douglasschnieder78163 жыл бұрын
Stetson WHADDUP
@varvaraladner Жыл бұрын
Florida fuckery? I love that 😂 I lost it when he said you should need a passport to go 😂😂😂
@Arcideeznuts5 жыл бұрын
fuckatry
@hewnent15 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@rossyvizcarra1927 Жыл бұрын
Hey, I live in Florida and I resemble that remark lol.. Hard to beat catching a buzz and going fishing. C'mon, Joe, get in!
@dixondjallen6620 Жыл бұрын
my father bought a house a house in the mid 80s in that area. the guy needed a cash sale ,left the country with his family and left everything he owed behind. the house had an electric gate that opened sideways, surrounded by jungle with a canal in the back with a boat.a Cadillac in the driveway and a large cement slab with chain link fence and a huge doghouse. the lights switch cover in the kitchen was a rottweiler so i assume that was beast in question. mirror sided pool table, and hilarious prints throughout the house.naked ladies and parrots. leather gucci baby pants.a weight room.so many other awesome 80s Miami shit.we just took over this Miami vice pad and did normal family stuff all surrounded by this strange circumstance and decor.it wasn't ever a topic of discussion. thats how normalized that lifestyle was back then.i remember more than once seeing as a child, a grown man running, getting tackled and then wailing cries as he was handcuffed in the Miami airport. people were not phased by it at all. top less diners, top less check cashing, and top less car washes were popular. the Cadillac was traded in for a white 87 5.0 5 speed convertible mustang. we went to lion country safari. i swear i saw a zebra sell coke to a giraffe.
@captaindaddy8645 Жыл бұрын
😂 And you probably did,lol!🤣
@michaeldennis79526 ай бұрын
I live in Pensacola, making me the most southern Floridian you can have.
@malcolmmckinley66774 жыл бұрын
Funny I have a friend from Miami who went to school in Pensacola and that's exactly what she said
@imgrizze4 жыл бұрын
@Ryan Wilson there's a joke about Florida that says the more north you go the more Southern it gets culturally
@imgrizze4 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough I lived in South (West) Florida and find this stereotype to be so far from the truth I have to mention this. You ever seen people of non Caucasian ethnicities flying a Confederate flag on a lifted f250 in a mud hole? Because I have lmao, talk about a mindfuck...
@100GTAGUY4 жыл бұрын
NostalgiaMan all I can say for sure is there's some mind boggling stuff you'll witness down in Collier county, particularly around in the golden gate estates.
@100GTAGUY4 жыл бұрын
Flip any cow patties down there?
@scottashe9843 жыл бұрын
Love this segment so much. I live in South Florida and the ignorance and hustle down here is astounding. The people down here hate regulation even if it protects them from being ripped off.
@jasonmason22745 жыл бұрын
Or poisoned
@gregscrabshack23072 жыл бұрын
Everyone must have a secret (or not so secret) love of being bent over a barrel.
@Martell-XO4 ай бұрын
The “walking between the raindrops” line is fucking gold
@clarkkent27253 жыл бұрын
Yea that one got me too
@elmatuttle58123 жыл бұрын
Coconut Grove! aka Da Grove! I used to live right by the Cocunut Grive Metrorail station off US-1 and 27th
@meenism4 ай бұрын
I’m from Miami, and I could confirm everything he said. Lol
@priscillacuadra89745 жыл бұрын
You could? Why can't you anymore?
@Snaffle5 жыл бұрын
Snaffle Lololol
@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm5 жыл бұрын
Why would I trust you? You're probably indictable on Medicaid fraud!
@SebAnders4 жыл бұрын
Yea...im from miami too. And unfortunately it is true.
@jossleo4 жыл бұрын
@@Snaffle no he meant he could confirm, if you would ask him
@Cyprian964 жыл бұрын
When I think Miami as an Brit all that comes to my mind is Tommy Vercetti.
@infamousroy44213 жыл бұрын
Nah for me is Tony Montana
@skitz-oh3 жыл бұрын
Miami Vice
@FirstOnRaceDayCapri29043 жыл бұрын
Florida is like the Haitian Bad Boys 2 car chase and shootout scene only it lasts forever
@josephrivera82563 жыл бұрын
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🙌🏿😂😂😂😂
@jason555jason5553 жыл бұрын
I'm moving to Miami...... this is thee best advertisement for anywhere I've ever heard.....
@stuartmckie3690 Жыл бұрын
This guy has an awesome radio voice
@Irv3505 жыл бұрын
Anyone else read this as Billy Corgan?
@swettyspaghtti5 жыл бұрын
Shape shifters
@toms31425 жыл бұрын
Billy Conforto
@jaybee26205 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for 2 baldies to start talking instead I got a magic the gathering player
@jaydyer66825 жыл бұрын
me
@detroitblk88695 жыл бұрын
guilty. then I saw him and I thought "he's put on weight"
@thatwasntworthit5 жыл бұрын
11:20 I like how he contrasted Florida to Nebraska. Bc I was born and raised in Florida and moved to Nebraska as soon as I could lol
@Rena.Reina. Жыл бұрын
I'm from Jacksonville and I approve this message
@bobbywalker2980 Жыл бұрын
I clicked here because I saw a picture of Bugs Bunny.
@scottwyatt16915 жыл бұрын
As did I
@jeromejohnson255 жыл бұрын
same
@Sergeant_Camacho5 жыл бұрын
And proceeded to hear 1 of the funniest and surprisingly funny bits that I heard.
Maybe they just haven't done any DMT in Florida yet. Jamie pull up affects of DMT on societies
@omahajoe54215 жыл бұрын
Only place ive done it. Ayahuasca ceremonies everywhere. Legal ayahuasca churches
@joshaustin91195 жыл бұрын
Plenty of dmt here. Also badass ayahuasca retreat chrches.
@trippsmclovin4 жыл бұрын
*exhales into microphone*
@Pyrethryn4 жыл бұрын
😂
@TheRealpennyInfo4 жыл бұрын
We've had dmt since the early 90's.
@quantezwatts4364 жыл бұрын
I went through basic training with a guy who had been an EMT in Dade county. He had already seen it all. Was not fazed by the drill instructors one bit.
@soonerdave2211 ай бұрын
Naples 239 area is on the rise very nice city in sw FL. Been here for 5 years. So far so good.
Florida. The only state where the more north you go the more southern ya get
David Bradley Oinonen Hahahahahahahaha Brilliant !
Northern Florida is called South Georgia
@The Muckler Geographically no, but northern Florida has the same barefoot/blackened feet, lifted trucks outfitted with the Confederate Flag of Surrender hicks as Georgia running around in Walmart.
As someone living in Miami who used to roadrun up the state to Orlando or Gainesville...true as fuck😂😂😭🤣
New York is like that too
Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life.
LetsgoPats56 people on outside laugh, but as a native Floridean, that is so dead-on true
@@omegamark9178 "Florida man flies hydra jet and fucks everything up, then steals flying bike." Sounds like a real fucking Miami headline, youre right.
LetsgoPats56 just look at Brazil if you think Miami is a realistic interpretation of GTA lol 😂
How do I like this 100x?
Living in Jax, and having visited Miami a number of times, the entire state of Florida is a pvp zone. The farther south the higher the level.
As a Floridian who moved to NY. I miss it, Florida is different and if you're not from there you might never understand. Especially Miami😊
A lot of inmates in asylums find comfort there. To each their own. Probably better than letting them loose.
This has the same feel as kyle from south park saying "its a jersey thing"
It’s a dumpster fire here of charlatans, mentally ill and scammers
@@Martell-XOFlorida is the asylum 😅
I was once told when I lived in Florida that people and society won't change for you as you have to change for them or suffer alienation and isolation being cut off from society as a hermit. I choose isolation and alienation for a good reason. I can't stand people and how stupid and greedy they are as society loves to reward bad behavior IF your popular and rich.
I've lived in Central Florida my whole life. First time I ever went to Miami was in college. No joke, I witnessed a car full of guys get into a shootout with the cops in an intersection right in front of my car. At that moment I know it was the craziest place in this country. lol
same here, i went down there for the first time last week (drove from orlando) and it was insanity
If you think thats crazy, dont come to Chicago lol
@@williamhermann6635 Chicago is boring though
@@30h5tillimdead Depends on your idea of boring. Plenty to do in Chicago, but you're also likely to be carjacked or catch a stray bullet.
@@30h5tillimdead Free ice tho in Chicago. More ways than one.
Miami: A sunny place, for shady people
Good quote from our Floridian schemester Roger Stone
Actually that is key west
Thats the perfect description. I got deported from Miami in the late 90s when i was caught with 2 suitcases of khat at the airport. There was a loophole in the law where somehow i wasnt arrested just deported but that loophole has been well and truly closed.
Raylan Givens
Tampa Bay for sure
True story, the US Army used to send their surgeons to Jackson Memorial in Miami for residency because that was the best place to get experience treating gunshot wounds.
I'm surprised they didn't send them to Chicago
I believe that
Lmao
@@substitutelife1326 He said used to. Chicago was not always the most violent city, their problem is more recent.
that's neat lol
""Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give the man a bank and he can rob the world." - Abraham Lincoln, probably.
Really? I never heard honest Abe was credited for that adage. Who cares? I revisited stream this Oct. 2021. Timely and brilliant for our times! Thanx for sharing your comment. I'll franchise Abe's adage into my public jaw-boning!
Or what some three toothed inbred said in a moonshine fever dream
Opening a Swiss bank account with your crypto9 accounts to hide money in the Maimi and Jacksonville branches says bank teller?
Back in my day in PVB you had old money from NYC and boston and south american drug kingpins living as your neighbors as a renter.
grew up in miami and lived there for 20 years, it was pretty chill... after I buried all my enemies
Did you just admit to murder on a joe rogan video
@@V1ktorvaugn dammit...i did it again...whats your address?
Leave no witness lol
Ngl, I went to Miami once and I watched these two guys fight in a parking lot at 9am while I was walking to the beach. One guy got his ass beat, got into his Jeep, and ran over the guy that beat his ass. GTA in real life
What happened to ran over guy
messed up Previous recommendation I ran down to see if I could help or do anything. The dude in the Jeep got out and sat on the curb like he knew not to try and run or something. The dude that got hit had a broken leg with a bone sticking out. I had to call the cops and they asked me a couple months later to appear in court as a witness but I’m from Indiana and I saw it on vacation. So I assume the dude has recovered his injuries, but still. Florida is wild
i saw like 4 people fighting ouside of wallgreens in miami lol
Windsor me lube parking lot out of control dont know why
The south is wild mane 😂
Everyone from Florida knows South Florida and Orlando are their own provinces. The rest of Florida is more country than most people know.
Can confirm, the bigger cities are completely different from actual Florida.
Born and raised in Orlando, live in Ft Lauderdale, and your right. 😎🌴
Been living in Orlando for about 6 years now, moved here from the Melbourne area. Orlando could definitely be considered its own province lmao
It depends we’re you are up. North if it’s country
north florida is pretty much like the town in Road house
My family came to Miami in 1919. In the 1980s I was working for a pharmaceutical company that got bought out by Baxter. Baxter was headquartered in Chicago. The company I worked for had three plants in Dade County and employed around 2000 people. Baxter decided that moving their headquarters to Miami would be a good idea. Several other top executives flew to Miami and upon leaving the airport and while on interstate I-95 they had some people that try to stop their car and rob and hijack them. A few months later some other executives flew to Miami from Chicago to scout out the area for the new headquarters and once again people try to rob them. In public. In broad daylight. Baxter decided Miami was not the best place to have their world headquarters. There is a professor named Borjas at Harvard University who has made his entire life's work the study of labor and immigration. He concluded that immigration was a racket and that the only economic benefit if any was captured by the people who hire immigrants and the immigrants themselves. Another university professor with similar credentials refuted the claims of Prof. Borjas by providing an example of Miami during the 1980s and 1990s. He said the economy in Miami was fantastic at that time. And it was full of immigrants so that proved immigration was an economic benefit. This is hysterically funny. During the 1980s and 1990s there was a waterfall of cocaine coming in to Miami totaling billions and billions of dollars. In the 1980s and early 1990s the economy of Miami was cocaine. Cocaine and fraud. One of my favorite stories of Miami was one told by Dave Barry. He talked about someone going to the Miami airport and waiting outside in the car in front of the terminal. In front of the car there were several other cars. In two of the cars people get out and begin shooting each other. Then a person in a third car completely unrelated to the people in the other two cars gets out of his car and begin shooting at both of them. I remember one night driving home from work and I got off the expressway and went downtown. The streets are narrow. In front of me appeared a police car. The police car stopped at another police car came up behind me. We were in front of the hotel. Both of the police officers got out of the car went around to the passenger side pulled out the revolvers and brace themselves over the hood of the cars pointing their pistols at the entrance of the hotel that I was directly in front of. Apparently, a serial killer had been located in the hotel and they were making sure the killer didn't leave through the front door. My brother once went to visit the neighborhood we grew up in. The house we used to live in was abandoned. He stopped his old car in front of the building and got out and began looking at it during the middle of the day. He said that he thought someone was behind him and he turned around and there was this large black man holding a large rock over his head getting ready to smash it down onto my brother. I found out later that the black supremacist cult Yahweh Ben Yahweh had made one of their headquarters the Saxon motel which was two blocks away. This cult was responsible for killing many people in Miami. They were told if they killed white people they would advance farther in the cult. The city of Miami was busy giving the cult large sums of money for being social activist during the day while at the night they were out murdering people. Not all of the members just a high-ranking leaders. I still love Miami. I still remember when there were hardly any people down here. Everyone that moves to Miami thinks that the history of the place started when they arrived. There has been crazy stuff going on from the very beginning. The biggest problem with the people in Miami and in Florida are the people that never accept it as their home and are always going to go back to where they came from or always compare it to someplace else and never get involved in making the place better. Very few people are involved in the community and almost none of them are committed. If the insurance companies keep raising the rates on property it's going to be interesting to see what happens to all the people living here in the future.
That was entertaining as hell to read. Wow.
You could do storytelling on a podcast specifically centered around Miami stories!
The only reason the show “Dexter” is realistic is because it’s in Miami.
And filmed in Long Beach
But it's one of the best god damm shows fucking ever, ever!!! And good point about it happening in Miami and being realistic...
Dexter: as a spy.......
Edge of Enlightenment yeah it’s an amazing show
@@takotruk7265 except for that ending. 😒
There are probably more New Yorkers in Florida than there are in the entire NYC area.
So true. A lot of weirdos from New York go there and fit just right in
New Yorkers are ruining Florida.
philly and jersey too. its a trip
By far
Gtfoh i dont see alot of newyorkers down here. I see some here and there..... But nothing crazy.
I’m a Mexican living In Florida most of my life,love it
Are we going to ignore the fact this guy is hilarious.
I've been born and raised in Florida I'm 33 and feel 66 its insane
Ugh, same... ppl are making this a real shit hole
Ahaha God bless, friend. Fight the good fight and keep those good Florida stories coming for the rest of us.
Send me cocaine
Mike Hawk 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
You never lied. I swear I've done so much crazy shit here it's unbelievable..
I went to college in Miami.. Crazy good time, didn't earn a single college credit 😂
so u wasted thousands of dollars to party in miami?
Carsten Kuehn college man
Sounds about right 😂
@@carstarsarstenstesenn other people waste thousands to party in shittier places tbh
@@carstarsarstenstesenn 36 grand
West Florida is really nice and quiet. Beautiful beaches and scenery everywhere. Tampa and Naples especially.
I remember listening to Billy when I used to listen to the Paul and Young Ron Show everyday many years ago.
“Florida is great b/c it’s close to America”. True.
MKN that is a very old saying
He said Miami, not Florida. Miami is basically a Spanish country
The rest of Florida at isn’t Miami Dade, is good ol boys and girls.
The United States is great because it’s close to America
MKN Joe ‘ kzhead.info/sun/o52vcsuumZ2nep8/bejne.html ‘ Rogan
Native Floridian here... It is hard to leave even though it's fucking insane
Whats the weirdest situation you've come across in your experience?
Floridian for the last 16 years!!! It is nuts!!!
I live in Florida as well. Love it here
KGODSMACKC a guy in my highschool dumped dog piss on a guy in English
Im never leaving
Wow here in 2023 now spot on
The movie Pain and Gain with Mark Wahlberg & The Rock is also just freaking crazy and of course it's based on a true story that took place in Florida. When I first saw it I had no idea it was actually based on a true story and when I found out that it was, it absolutely blew my mind. It's so messed up. I had to go back and watch it again. I love the movie! Not at all surprised that it took place in Florida. I've been there only once in my adult life and have never had the desire to go back. People were incredibly rude and everywhere we went it seemed like there was some crazy situation going on between locals.
I lived here for more than 15 years and it’s still like this with people
Welcome to my city bitches
I feel like I live in the “good part” of FL and it’s not for me
I have never regretted buying a movie ticket more than to that movie
Try Scarface!
Florida is the strangest place I've ever visited. I was vacationing in Miami where the rich and famous live like Versace, just a few miles south you'd be in the swamps with people like Bobby Bushay.
South Florida is bizarre. The wealthy and poor/middle class live in such close proximity to each other.
I'm watching waterboy as we speak lmfao
@@pw4331 watching youtube while watching waterboy? Bobby mama say, you the devil
100% true. In Palm Beach, where the comedy club is, you're hanging out with ritzy upper class people and paying valet just to go shopping, and literally a few blocks over is one of the most dangerous parts of town.
Never mistake wealth and fame for real importance or meaning. I seriously doubt the fact Bill Gates is a billionaire soo many times over has ever made anyone sleep better or get laid. But I guarantee a Bobby Boucher type dude will sit down can chill with you, grill, and help talk shit to a woman and get you laid. Ain't no way rich and famous ppl make anyone's life better by living in a certain area so that's bs. LA is one of the most expensive places on Earth to live and if the place isnt shaking apart, ppl are dying of strange diseases or cancer from all the cosmetics and sun. Between the transgenders, transsexuals, bisexuals, and weird shit going on in Cali I beg to differ that workin your life away and drinking yourself to sleep while playing the depression game on social media meanwhile ppl are altering their sex organs down the road.. Yeah fuck Cali and all the rich and famous wanting that life. Cali has nice sand, oooooooo Cali has nice Shark water oooooooo I'm not 8 or 88, living on the beach doesn't have all the appeal ppl give it and especially if it's in the asscrack of America. Cali is probably about to earthquake itself into the ocean with all these freaks and along with the rich and famous too. Shove that "theres soo many ppl mixed in" Oh my gosh I'm 15 and haven't lived to see anything, mentality, up your sheltered pretentious, living life through the internet, ass.
as a 24 year old home grown floridan reading comments like "Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life" really makes me think i should consider moving
I did. Best decision ever. Jacksonville born and raised, then Miami for 6 years. I went from basically South Georgia racism to the wild fucking west. I’m enjoying PA very much 😂 I do love home though, not gonna lie.
If i could gth out of here i def would...on disability from a real bad motorcycle accident...in a coma way too long...had to relearn EVERYTHING...TOO MUCH PAIN MEDICATION...NOW IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAWSUIT FROM SIDE EFFECTS...💔
@@janayh2817 cringe.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
maybe there's somewhere else in Florida right for you dude
Daytona Beach Florida was the wildest experience of my life. One weekend there and I'm pretty sure I can write a full length novel. It's always a great party story.
I also think a small part could be the climate. You have to be somewhat organized in Michigan or you will freeze to death in winter. Like if you are completely whacked out of your mind, stripping you clothes off, running around naked or in just tshirt and shorts, you will freeze to death in Michigan. I've met homeless people and also young people who like to party and don't want to work, some of them would come to Michigan during the summer, but say they were going back south to Florida or southern California during the Winter. In Michigan to be homeless in the winter you need some basic supplies like a tent, sleeping bag, blankets, warm clothes. That's minimum. If you get high and lose these things, you are fucked. In Florida you can survive with almost nothing. They don't want to go to states like Arizona, Texas, or Mississippi. So they go to southern California and Florida. They can get high, party, be completely irresponsible, and still be okay. Not freeze to death in winter. Sleep under a bridge, on the beach, in an abandoned house. People sleep in abandoned houses in Michigan, but in winter you can still freeze to death if you don't have enough blankets, sleeping bags, clothes, or a heater. Plus you have to keep all this clean and dry or it won't keep you warm.
Brilliant 😂 5-7 months of winter will really bring out that survival instinct
North Florida is Deep South Miami is Latin America/Caribbean
with rich white people sprinkled around and drugs with corrupt cops behind😂😂
Tampa is a mixture of both.
Truth. There's nothing "southern" about south florida.
Northern cuba
@@Nate-ez1xh He also typed other words, about Miami, indicating that its separate from the South. And I agreed.
Stop lumping in Miami with the rest of Florida. Miami is its own country.
It really is.
Crazy Drew aka north cuba
Florida is its own country too tho
@@anonymousperson7889 the rest of the WORLD literally makes Florida Man jokes..... That should tell you something
@@nicholasb.2293 most of the world has never been to Florida, so what's your point? Is it they are just lemmings? Warm weather, beautiful people, best beaches, clear water, coral reefs, amazing cities, I have made my case. If you don't like paradise, that's on you. I'm glad you aren't here.🤣🤣 Summer doesn't start in June here, its always summer in Florida. Shorts and flip-flops, relaxing drink and peace and happiness. Things you could never imagine are true here.
As a Brit my family often wonder why I’m always so invested in current event and politics in the US and Billy put it perfectly he just said it in regards to Miami but just as Miami today is the America of tomorrow. The America of today is the UK (and the whole western world for that matter) of tomorrow
nah stop who gives a fuck about the UK
Sadly
Florida Gun laws in the United Kingdom? Wow, I bet Piers Morgan would Love That. So would I. The thing is that if you tried to take the guns away here in Florida, there would be.... a Lexington Moment. The Sheriffs and their Deputies would side with the people and give a Middle Finger to that stuff. Watch what happens in Illinois. Bet nobody tries to Confiscate Weapons. Why? 1. The Second Amendment absolutely prohibits that. 2. They Better Not. This Ain't Australia.
I lived and traveled all over central and south Florida from mid1999-2020 I witnessed and/or participated in every thing this podcast mentioned and PLENTY MORE. THIS MAN IS SPOT ON. I usually don't tell stories. Most people would not believe them. Some I will take to the grave, because "we made a deal". Real talk.
I’ve lived in Tampa almost all my life. We take pride in our “Florida woman/man” stories
@South Philly Mafia Tours what?!
South Philly Mafia Tours my man I left philly for Tampa and I can tell you that is not true. Not. At. All.
Palm Harbor here. We are city neighbors lmao
@@gregoryking4796 I'm from Jersey lived in Florida I think we equal .. the difference is pretty girls move to Florida they are born in Jersey /nyc
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Florida is crazy, recently back form Miami, it was a blast but you have to watch out for alligators, hurricanes, gang bangers, and soccer moms in Bentlys
I'd still take my chances there than California!
@@shaneomac7566 I live here in Florida near Orlando and it's not as bad as people say, def not as bad as California
What the fuck are you talking about. Like in every place when you a tourist you don't get to see the real crazy unless you live here. There's no alligators in Miami, Hurricanes are only in season and really barely ever cause significant damage in the miami area, gangbangers?? thats broward. Soccer moms in Bentleys is accurate. Miami is pretty chill otherwise.
@@bafehd2336 Thats why its a joke lol. I lived in West Palm for awhile and commuted to Miami a good bit. I Love it down there. Probably moving to Lauderdale soon
@@shaneomac7566 Definitely, despite Floridas craziness, I love it
As a Palm Beach County resident I APPROVE THESE THINGS
Born and raised in South FL, and the best years of my life were spent in the U.S. Army, getting yelled at, and doing push-ups all day.
Yeah here in Nebraska its not okay to tip in blow... You gotta use Meth
Dawson Houser 🤣🤣
That’s council bluffs
1 more reason to not move to Nebraska
I was gonna say that about missouri
I thought Nebraskans' tip was 'plant your corn early'.
I've lived in Florida most of my life. Everything this guy says is absolutely true. Florida is the wild West.
swamp version of wild west
It’s not really though. I’m a native and there’s nothing Wild West about it. Big cities have drugs, crime and poverty. Go to New Jersey if you wanna see a real shithole. Also, Miami is not representative of the entire state of Florida. Most people here moved here from somewhere else. I’ve been to damn near every county in this state and it varies greatly. South Florida is a huge metropolitan area and all the shit that comes with it is there. Orlando and Tampa are fairly large. Jacksonville is the smallest of the larger areas. Every single town and city outside those areas are completely different. Northern florida is the Deep South. South Florida is full of New Yorkers and Caribbean people for the most part. The pill mills have been shut down too by the way
It’s too crazy out of control being treated like a movie
Florida man is the OG American Psycho.
It’s kinda like a real life repeat of Scarface🙄🙄, Thank goodness I’m leaving Florida soon, it’s such a joke now, Can’t stand the weather and it’s so F***in’ crowded!!!
I’m a European, and on our first day holidaying in Florida apart of the damn mall we were going to was cutoff by yellow tape cause someone was murdered.
Only the strongest may survive down here
As a tattoo artist in Canada I can confirm that tipping with cocaine is a regular occurrence lol
This is an ABSOLUTELY TIMELESS clip. I just went back and watched the full episode on Spotify and it's fantastic. Future classic 100% 🍁🍁🍁🛶🛶🛶
Welcome to Florida, where we get to experience 2 seasons.. Summer, and HOT SUMMER
3 seasons................... Hurricane...........Football..............Hockey.
And rain when the sun is still out😂
Nah we get a week of 50s
Sounds like South America
Don’t forget 5 days of 65 degree weather in January then hot as fuck again season.
South FL is crazy, the rest of florida is just weird
FACTS💯
Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits how was warlando? As my friends up their like to call it
@Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits Miami is beautiful tho, just certain parts like South Beach or wynwood area
DADE COUNTY
Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits I been living here for 4 years and absolutely love it idk what you talking about
I just got back from Miami last week and absolutely loved it. Granted, I stayed in Coral Gables, however, the people were very nice and I didn't see any of the craziness that Billy talks about.
I love being Floridian. It's never a boring place, that's for sure.
I live in south florida and I can confirm all of everything that is being said
I live in Chicago, & yuz sound like a bunch'a jagoffs!
@@fobbitoperator3620 OK Chicago if we're jagoffs then you guys are for sure nuts
@@slattermerslab5535 Yeah, that a fair point...
LA invented road rage, Miami perfected it. Edit: I did not expect so many people to argue about which of their cities has more shitty drivers lmao.
Invented it?? Have you ever been to Boston?
@South Philly Mafia Tours someone is fucking mad lol
Have you people ever been outside of America?
Have you people ever been outside of America?
Russia invented and perfected road rage just look up Russia dash cam and you’ll see
That picture had me rolling like never before ! Ththththats all folks
Being from Florida and reading these comments is gold.
The thing about Miami is that all of Florida is Miami...in one way or another
Remarkable he is talking about Miami, Florida for 20 minutes and never uses the word Tourism.
Nice Catch
He sounds a bit clueless.
As a South Florida resident, I can concur everything described by Corben is 100% accurate.
I’m from ct and I own a home here in south Florida now for 5 years. I love the swamp never moving back.
I’m from Tampa All facts Have a good life people
Jamie has been waiting forever to use that thumbnail
Facts
lol
Ahahahahahaab bucks bunny cutting off florida lmao
@@kemicbi Is vcpr like the radio station? Damn I'd tune into that, if only we had a chilled out bill and Ted Floridian tin foil hat infowars.
@@kemicbi I don't know what it is, but if they said crazy shit like that, 10 bucks says I'd listen to it.
I thought shooing away alligators was normal as a kid xD
Haha so true. Love the nature in fl
Lmao
Wait..... It's not?
@@tjack321 there were 24 Gators next to me on a freshwater beach next to me while fishing
@@mongo3438 funny you say that that's exact what I do, I catch them "accidentally"
Worked on weapon systems for Interconics in Tampa in the 80s. Watched the Challenger blow up on binoculars and windsurfed the gulf looking for stray bales.
Rich men walk between the raindrops, love this line and this man too, very knowledgeable 👏👌👍
Rich white men...
You can't just say miami. It's South FL...the Tri county....Dade, Broward and Palm Beach
are those close to miami by any chance?
Uhh.. yes you can.. Miami Dade (mainly Aventura to Kendall, Doral to Miami Beach) is a whole different vibe to Broward and west Palm.. though to be fair, they're all insane.
@@-.-4595 yes they are all close to each other, there's this thing called a map and the south Florida part will show you this.😎👀
@@zarc0n I apologize for my lame joke😂
@@davidherbella7165 very different vibe in Broward compared to PBC n yes both crazy or just insane depending where you go.
I drive/work in Miami everyday. Worst drivers EVER!If you’re sitting at a red light, the second the light turns green SOMEONE is going to honk their horn.
Lmao so true! the same people honking at you from behind are the same idiots you get stuck behind who are staring at Facebook on their phones not paying attention while the turn signal goes red so they have to drive like maniacs and honk at everyone to get out of their way because they are going to be late and of course that's your fault.
I live in the DC area so I'm used to that shit! I'd take my chances down there anyday than stay in DC.
Miami drivers da boof 😂
@@andresvalentin6924 They dont understand The Mess. Miami is bad but Anywhere in DC can turn into a parkinglot at anytime, with no rhyme or reason. Ive lived in both places, but Miami is predictable, and you can park...sometimes. DC i just took the metro and prayed.
Why are you still sitting at a green light? You have One job...Drive.
Are used to teach a documentary class I love documentaries I’ve never heard of this one and it’s top of my list to check out now man I learned so much from your show
The most honest soflo Miami person I've ever listened to. So well put and true.. watch out for falling coconuts abs stray green tips!****^
Lived in Miami my whole life. Kids be putting coke in salt shakers like it's a joke lmao.
Guy Ferz Remember when some classmates were trying to drink their friends blood
Brr Vi yea but that was in central Florida
@@brrvi921 lmao I relate to all of you guys, thank you for sharing 😭😹🥴
What area was this?
Legit nobody does this
I love how this guy just throws all kinds of stats and Joe just says “wow”, instead of “hold on, Jamie google that shit”.
Lol that's everyone's answer, Google it
This mother fucker ain't lying about alot of it and I lived it and he is a well respected bringer of truth he doesnt need to lie the truth is that fucked up
You from Florida?
Joe Rogan doesn't argue with his guests. That's why people go on his podcast.
He doe fact check usually, but in this case all the Floridian crap sounds so right to him he didn't need to lol
I knew several people in WV who were going to Florida for opioids, it stopped because Florida pharmacies stopped filling the prescriptions. People were getting prescriptions here from doctors like Kostinco and double dipping in Florida.
Been living in Florida since 2010 and I can say I have accumulated trauma, and a lot of fucked up stories living here. Florida definitely is different from where I came from before living here.
It’s shady af
“The greatest thing about Miami is that is so close to the United States!”
Another guy redid the comment much much better”The greatest thing about Florida is that it’s so close to the United States” I like that one 1000 times better
Joe “the whole thing is so strange” Rogan
you people need to stop doing this its so lame
@@brn3k812 BRN "stop doing this!" 3K
@@brn3k812 BRN "You People" 3K
BRN 3K BRN “it’s so lame” 3K
Hulk Hogan alright, hulkamaniac, maybe that’s a little too far.
South beach is my fav. Love it. 3 day weekend is the best.
Home of Florida Man, and we love it that way...
"Its basically a town of assholes." Living here my entire life, this sums up Miami so perfectly.
@To La Nope. Chuck Berry memorial was beautiful.
Just Melvin I was driving for Uber last weekend on the beach, 2 New York girls get in ”so are you from Miami” I said nope moved here for the winter from Massachusetts, they asked what I thought of the people. I said vein and fake and they literally ROARED TO LIFE with how much they hate the people lmao. Sums up a lot of visitors. While I’m glad I got to spend the winter in Miami, away from the cold in Massachusetts, I’m happy to be leaving. This is a destination, not a home. The people who can make it a home are either from here and have family, or just have too much money to know what to do with.
And most of Florida
Living here my whole life too.. town of assholes is about right
Fort Myers is RETARD city
Joe Rogan says absolutely nothing: Billy Corben: We call that "Miami Silence".
Miami traffic is a friggin' NIGHTMARE🤣
Florida is not only it’s own country, but it’s own planet…I’ve had many great experiences there thankfully…
I’ve been living in Miami most of life and i can say a lot of what he’s saying is true. It’s very hard to trust people down here but it definitely builds character and makes you more aware that not everybody is here to be your friend, i remember visiting New York City for the first time and was absolutely shocked by how nice the people were there compared to how they are here
factually bro I remember going to Cali and was surprised by how nice everyone was store people greeting and shit it's crazy lol
As a Midwesterner, that sounds insane.
Living in Florida teaches you to grow up overnight due to the extremes
You didn’t go to the projects for sure… if you had gone to the south Bronx or east ny Brooklyn. You’d probably have a different feeling 🤡 manhattan is a tourist zone. Comparing the 2 cities is kinda retarded ngl
Came from Midwest to Tampa Area. I agree 100 percent you grow up overnight especially if you are trying to be something. I say tho the ones with the horrible attitudes are just trapping themselves in hell. I Found god here
I moved to Florida and I can't get enough of Florida Man. He's everywhere here. Everywhere
@Jordan Schlansky Yes well aware but it's not just that. This place is legit nuts. Wildest state I've ever lived in. A fuckin circus
Lmao
Listening to this man swallow his spit is probably one of the hardest things I've had to listen through.
Florida is a great state. Low taxes, great beaches, and theme parks. Not only that, they have the best governor in the nation in Ron DeSantis. Miami, however, is a horse of a different color.
As a native Texan, I love my Florida brethren.
And I love you too my Texan Brethren.
The white beaches of Pensacola are always open for you Texan’s
And Florida loves Texas!
Hell yea Florida was a dope visit !
Its funny because other than maybe Vagas I can't think of where to find crazier fucking Americans than in Texas and Florida. lol coming from Texas ye ye
Florida, where 1/2 gram of coke is the standard tip.
My carpenter buddy did some work in Florida and he told me one client asked him if he wanted to be paid in coke or cash. Keep in mind this was 10s of 1000s of dollars of work. EDIT: and the 80s
best way to tip
I used to deliver pizzas here in college and I was tipped in coke quite a bit
@@HarryBalzak what a lie!!!! lol Funny story tho...
@@AfricaGeo Could be a lie. I wasn't there.
That closing quote though lol
Moved to Sarasota 3 months ago, nothing but a great time. Shopping any and every time you want it. Beautiful beaches, great restaurants, hiking, fishing and great weather. Don’t confuse Miami with Sarasota, huge difference.
Im Canadian and im from Alberta and i moved to Florida in high school for 2 years, liked a lot of the people i met, but boy is Florida a change its pretty crazy, i love it honestly.
Nowel Bobke That’s an insane change of scenery compared to Alberta
Taurine x Yeah the first night I got there with my family it was night and I had no idea where we were and we pulled up to a gas station and this guys truck was riddled with bullet holes, he also had his Daughter in that same truck. Pretty funny first impressions but I loved it in the end lol.
Same..Embry Riddle Univ All good...should have stayed Daytona Hope u r doing well Bless u !
Stetson WHADDUP
Florida fuckery? I love that 😂 I lost it when he said you should need a passport to go 😂😂😂
fuckatry
Definitely
Hey, I live in Florida and I resemble that remark lol.. Hard to beat catching a buzz and going fishing. C'mon, Joe, get in!
my father bought a house a house in the mid 80s in that area. the guy needed a cash sale ,left the country with his family and left everything he owed behind. the house had an electric gate that opened sideways, surrounded by jungle with a canal in the back with a boat.a Cadillac in the driveway and a large cement slab with chain link fence and a huge doghouse. the lights switch cover in the kitchen was a rottweiler so i assume that was beast in question. mirror sided pool table, and hilarious prints throughout the house.naked ladies and parrots. leather gucci baby pants.a weight room.so many other awesome 80s Miami shit.we just took over this Miami vice pad and did normal family stuff all surrounded by this strange circumstance and decor.it wasn't ever a topic of discussion. thats how normalized that lifestyle was back then.i remember more than once seeing as a child, a grown man running, getting tackled and then wailing cries as he was handcuffed in the Miami airport. people were not phased by it at all. top less diners, top less check cashing, and top less car washes were popular. the Cadillac was traded in for a white 87 5.0 5 speed convertible mustang. we went to lion country safari. i swear i saw a zebra sell coke to a giraffe.
😂 And you probably did,lol!🤣
I live in Pensacola, making me the most southern Floridian you can have.
Funny I have a friend from Miami who went to school in Pensacola and that's exactly what she said
@Ryan Wilson there's a joke about Florida that says the more north you go the more Southern it gets culturally
Funnily enough I lived in South (West) Florida and find this stereotype to be so far from the truth I have to mention this. You ever seen people of non Caucasian ethnicities flying a Confederate flag on a lifted f250 in a mud hole? Because I have lmao, talk about a mindfuck...
NostalgiaMan all I can say for sure is there's some mind boggling stuff you'll witness down in Collier county, particularly around in the golden gate estates.
Flip any cow patties down there?
Love this segment so much. I live in South Florida and the ignorance and hustle down here is astounding. The people down here hate regulation even if it protects them from being ripped off.
Or poisoned
Everyone must have a secret (or not so secret) love of being bent over a barrel.
The “walking between the raindrops” line is fucking gold
Yea that one got me too
Coconut Grove! aka Da Grove! I used to live right by the Cocunut Grive Metrorail station off US-1 and 27th
I’m from Miami, and I could confirm everything he said. Lol
You could? Why can't you anymore?
Snaffle Lololol
Why would I trust you? You're probably indictable on Medicaid fraud!
Yea...im from miami too. And unfortunately it is true.
@@Snaffle no he meant he could confirm, if you would ask him
When I think Miami as an Brit all that comes to my mind is Tommy Vercetti.
Nah for me is Tony Montana
Miami Vice
Florida is like the Haitian Bad Boys 2 car chase and shootout scene only it lasts forever
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I'm moving to Miami...... this is thee best advertisement for anywhere I've ever heard.....
This guy has an awesome radio voice
Anyone else read this as Billy Corgan?
Shape shifters
Billy Conforto
I was waiting for 2 baldies to start talking instead I got a magic the gathering player
me
guilty. then I saw him and I thought "he's put on weight"
11:20 I like how he contrasted Florida to Nebraska. Bc I was born and raised in Florida and moved to Nebraska as soon as I could lol
I'm from Jacksonville and I approve this message
I clicked here because I saw a picture of Bugs Bunny.
As did I
same
And proceeded to hear 1 of the funniest and surprisingly funny bits that I heard.
Scott Wyatt real shit
‘Be vawy, vawy quiet....Its wabbit hunting season’
Maybe they just haven't done any DMT in Florida yet. Jamie pull up affects of DMT on societies
Only place ive done it. Ayahuasca ceremonies everywhere. Legal ayahuasca churches
Plenty of dmt here. Also badass ayahuasca retreat chrches.
*exhales into microphone*
😂
We've had dmt since the early 90's.
I went through basic training with a guy who had been an EMT in Dade county. He had already seen it all. Was not fazed by the drill instructors one bit.
Naples 239 area is on the rise very nice city in sw FL. Been here for 5 years. So far so good.