Taken from JRE #1738 w/Ben O'Brien: open.spotify.com/episode/22Nz...
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My friend had a horrific encounter with a Grizzlie. He thought he was about to be mauled so he prayed to God that the bear would be a Christian bear. It was then that the bear stopped, put it's paws together and then the bear prayed "Thanks Lord for this meal which I am about to receive"...
@kimsmithih2 жыл бұрын
@@EWT123 lol
@edropper27322 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO
@jexolseviluncle45702 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
@TeraBitts2 жыл бұрын
Iam high and just saw an image of a bear folding his paws and gets on his knees as he says this prayer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@titosumi78292 жыл бұрын
Bear Jesus is one scary ass holy mother son bitch lol
@DailyCorvid2 жыл бұрын
Not even gonna ask why Joe is so trained in making bear noises
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@yoshzlac24292 жыл бұрын
I’m so tired of hearing about Covid and cancel culture from him 24/7. JRE used to be an escape from the news now it’s a culture war talking points show
@nathank64682 жыл бұрын
I love joe reacting to bear stories almost as much as joe loves hearing them
Wait until he hear a story about monkeys then he really gets excited 😆
@patts61532 жыл бұрын
@@patts6153 especially gorillas hahah
@christiant.s.f.90292 жыл бұрын
Joe loves a good bear story. 😂 He is fully involved and then has to mimic the sounds a bear would make adds a whole new level of value to the story. Lol, never gets old.
@micahetheridge44608 ай бұрын
Sitting in his recliner eating anchovies watching bear videos.
@jamesbenton41235 ай бұрын
because you never truly stop and think about the reality of that animal. bro its literally a monster. with a nose 14 times stronger than a bloodhound, it has literal red lust vision like a 360 degree camera for miles in every direction due to its nose. Now you factor in it's top running speed of 35mph, body weight in the multi hundreds (very rarely less than 300-400 lbs...some being 900-1100 lbs...can climb ANY tree despite its weight....and has absolutely no throat instinct to mercifully suffocate you to death before simply pinning you down and ripping you to strips until you die
@S4MBONEКүн бұрын
I can listen to Joe talk about bears for hours, especially his bear sounds
@tony17802 Жыл бұрын
Suspect lol
@jamesjameswhattheladyssayl7657 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesjameswhattheladyssayl7657 You thinking its suspect, its suspect
@tony17802 Жыл бұрын
I watched one podcast. Its 3 hours and thats hours. Arrest me
@sander4247 Жыл бұрын
3:50 Joe is good at imetading bear sounds
@The-three-eyed-Prophet8 ай бұрын
Seeing Joe make those bear noises is still fucking funny to me.
@Shlogger2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I read this as he does it an I lost my shit. Lmao
@xinniethep00h2 жыл бұрын
That's not Star Wars?
@ReadyPlayerTomVR2 жыл бұрын
Best bear noise interpreter on the internet
@bencavert7421 Жыл бұрын
3:49 😂 Joe has been waiting to do that growl in-person
@joesphevans76062 жыл бұрын
I find whenver he does those things to be so god damn cringey. Dude probably practice at home too.
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@yoshzlac24292 жыл бұрын
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@yoshzlac24292 жыл бұрын
JR: "We gotta wrap this up, but before we wrap it up, tell me again... how much did the bear weigh?"
@mrgeorgejetson Жыл бұрын
Joe is so fascinated by the grizzly bear. He loves anything with true power
@muggin4life Жыл бұрын
More like terrified and petrified. He comes undone talking about any wild animal with teeth
@shrutefarms474110 ай бұрын
And Chimpanzees 😂
@107thchamplain33 ай бұрын
A 13 minute story about a guy seeing a bear who left him alone.
@FruitFlyKilla2 жыл бұрын
Literally lol
@zakford62912 жыл бұрын
Your pfp matches the comment perfectly
@RahShanProductionsMTU2 жыл бұрын
Hahah 🤣
@saintvictorie2 жыл бұрын
sad
@acvizuals2 жыл бұрын
right, jeezus christ what a timesuck that was!
@fakeusa2 жыл бұрын
Joe would not let this man tell his story to save his life 😂
@SimplexJaMaCoB2 жыл бұрын
He was a pretentious tosser though.
@Rose-st4zt2 жыл бұрын
How much did the bear weigh 🤣🤣
@kurtchapman47522 жыл бұрын
@@kurtchapman4752 LETS BE GENEROUS AND SAY 600
@GumpGav2 жыл бұрын
He knew this story would be dry once it was finished 😂 had to spice it up
@joey867 Жыл бұрын
Guest: *tells story* Joe: "How much did it weigh"
@permanentnewb2042 Жыл бұрын
How much could it bench
@therealmatth3w87 Жыл бұрын
A neighbor of mine lost his wife in 2020,or 2021. In Saskatchewan, it was a black bear. They owned a cabin far north and were very bear and nature smart. She was outside with her 9 yr old son and sent him in for something, next thing a male black bear was attacking her. Husband had to shoot the bear twice to kill it. Unfortunately she didn't survive her injuries and also left behind a 2 yr old daughter
@zaizoesclashing7103 Жыл бұрын
a black bear? when have they been known to do that? that’s awful
@iamnoah_ Жыл бұрын
@@iamnoah_ black bear attacks are more rare and sometimes they do like a bluff charge but when they do attack they want to kill and eat you. Grizzlies usually attack when threatened/startled or their young are nearby.
@amostlyreasonableguy Жыл бұрын
@@iamnoah_black bears have and will attack humans (although rare)
@TammyM3610 ай бұрын
especially sick, hungry, and people habituated and they are more apt to actually feed on you vs grizzlies tend to attack to eliminate the threat (you) and then move on. that's why there is a saying "if it's black fight back, if it's brown stay down"
@MommaBear_3165 ай бұрын
@@iamnoah_Yeah, they actually said something must have been wrong with the Bear because it is quite unusual behavior for a black bear. However, to me, a bear is a bear. I'm gonna be scared no matter what color it is
@zaizoesclashing71035 ай бұрын
Joe’s reactions have me hooked lol. The most reaction and shock I’ve seen by far on his shows. He’s so interested in grizzly bear encounters!
@rachelcaminita27592 жыл бұрын
He's definitely heard it before they both mentioned it many times, seems more like joe was mocking him
@johnirish29692 жыл бұрын
@@johnirish2969 probably not, when you recreate in grizzly country and it’s not familiar to you, there’s a fascination in the information you can Gardner in regards to these animals’ behaviors.
@felicichris13692 жыл бұрын
@@johnirish2969 yeah what's awkward is this dipshit still is not getting that read, that Joe is trolling him. You can get personality out of someone who doesn't have one
@darrenthetuber7432 жыл бұрын
If i ever get attacked by a grizzly bear i hope i can find someone as enthusiastic about bears as Joe is to tell my story to.
@drewelliott90622 жыл бұрын
I hope you don't lose your testicles
@Kevin-kl6mq2 жыл бұрын
i love Joe's enthusiasm, he's been out in nature as an adult and still has this excitement of a child when it comes to dangerous animals
@gunman4622 жыл бұрын
There’s a stuffed bear in the airport in Smithers BC that was 1012 pounds. Wild story how it was caught as well. Took out 30 head of cattle, some as big as 1500 pounds, over a 3 year span. Took officers three years to capture him and they nearly died in the process.
@rc8422 Жыл бұрын
Look up old groaner.....
@williambennett7033 Жыл бұрын
@@williambennett7033 thanks
@wadewilson8011 Жыл бұрын
I think I have a photo of that bear. I had no idea there was such a fearsome story behind that taxidermy.
@treasure2behold282 Жыл бұрын
And why was the magnificent creature killed ? For “ sport “ ? Cos it was “ menacing “ ?
@serenityinside17 ай бұрын
@@serenityinside1 money! 30 head of cattle is a lot for struggling farmers.
@rc84227 ай бұрын
I was in the US Army with this dude from Alaska and had a legit bear claw scar across his face and his story was about 1/4 the length of this one and 10xs more interesting.
@johnjones3967 Жыл бұрын
ye thought wit da title he had to fist fight it or sum shi
@jit5916 Жыл бұрын
🤣👊🏽
@Moongoons1124 Жыл бұрын
Do tell!
@tigar0485 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@fittedfit Жыл бұрын
It’s too bad you didn’t tell us his story instead of the story you told about knowing the guy…
@EweCantHandletheTruth Жыл бұрын
Joe rogans impression of a kettle throughout this episode was impeccable.
@benreacts-catchingbarsinac84462 жыл бұрын
it was really annoying
@StzaCrizzack2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@WonnyJalker2 жыл бұрын
hahaha nailed it!
@spurezurko2 жыл бұрын
Orgasm noises?
@user-di4yf4oq1m2 жыл бұрын
bingo! totally correct man
@DannySullivanMusic2 жыл бұрын
I remember my grandpa telling me to stay close cuz bears and cougars would eat me first. I remember that hike like it was yesterday, a lesson for a lifetime. RIP Grandpa.
the way you worded this makes it sound unintentionally hilarious and horrific, like the bears and cougars got him that day RIP gramps though.
@adama46692 жыл бұрын
Wait so did your grandpa..get...eaten? 😶
@bonestryke53912 жыл бұрын
@@adama4669 that’s exactly how I read it like damn man he got warned and still got ate
@jwrailve36152 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk meets Alex Jones! kzhead.info/sun/o8mOl9N5q6aDe4E/bejne.html It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽
@goodlove94212 жыл бұрын
Farking LOVE Joe’s grizzly impression out of pure excitement!! 😂😂😂😂💚💚💚💚💚
@phatsanta3836 Жыл бұрын
Heaviest recorded grizzly killed by a hunter in the wild was around 1,200lbs... Bart the Bear a tamed grizzly who appeared in movies weighed 1,779lbs. That's insane.
@BoomBoomLou Жыл бұрын
Joe probably tells great hunting bedtime stories to his kids.
@turtle50502 жыл бұрын
Probably hunts his kids
@foggycameras84792 жыл бұрын
I'd assume it'd be better than this one
@darrenthetuber7432 жыл бұрын
My dad was a fisherman in remote Yakutat Alaska and we have a cabin 50 miles from the nearest town in the middle of the forest. I’ll never forget the only time I saw a mother grizzly bear and her 2 cubs, luckily we were on 4 wheelers but this bear stood on its back legs probably 8 feet’s tall and roared at us as we drove past our 2 4 wheelers getting about 10-15 feet away at the closest point. Nothing compares to these animals in the wild. Truly a monster of an animal but so beautiful to see in the wild if you don’t get to close.
@hopism2 жыл бұрын
I've had dozens of very close calls with both Brown and black bear. I was probably very close to where you were set netting on the river. It was Raining and blowing i was in full rain gear sitting on the side of the skiff bailing bloody fish water. I had my back to the rain and couldn't hear with the rain beating on my hood. I heard the dog barking and turned to see it chasing the bear away. The tracks in the wet sand were about ten feet away. The other one was at night, again blowing and raining I was running the net and was almost to the end and I kept feeling the net tugging. I'm thinking huge 50 pound king in the net. As I get too the end, I look up with my head lamp and a big bear is ripping fish out of the net. It didn't even look at me. Even with a skiff full of fish I made record time pulling my way back. Iv'e been super lucky with bears but know several who have been killed or mauled.
@jamesward65032 жыл бұрын
Hiking in the Colorado Rockies I heard a mountain lion scream about 10 or 12 feet up a rock scarp. I backed out slow and lived to tell about it. By far the most beautiful and terrifying sound I've ever heard
@deelady532 жыл бұрын
@dropsy Mcloop yeah and if you ever do end up comeing in contact with don't run just back away but always maintain eye contact and you will be fine they are ambush predators
@ferguson81432 жыл бұрын
@@ferguson8143 what would be a safe distance to be able to turn your back on them
@Nesto382 жыл бұрын
Cap
@smmaistheway Жыл бұрын
Joe geeking from bear story and actually turning for a second to a grizzly bear was funny to me lol
@veikkoveljanen7475 Жыл бұрын
i love how joe has such a fascination with grizzlies
@randal3122 Жыл бұрын
Only real men understand why bears are fascinating. Anyway, I'm off... I gotta go catch some bears.
@kygodragon4782 Жыл бұрын
Listening to all the noises Joe makes in this one makes me already know that there’s gonna be another one of those funny ass edited videos that come from these podcasts😂
@user-rr7bu9fe3k2 жыл бұрын
Pauly toons lol they are so funny
@stansdad12 жыл бұрын
He was 100% jizzing in his pants
@user-di4yf4oq1m2 жыл бұрын
you are totally, totally right
@DannySullivanMusic2 жыл бұрын
Joe was so disappointed when he said the bear walked off. LMAO
@johnthierfelder21802 жыл бұрын
Some of the best podcasts are these wild animal encounter stories by regular folks. keep em coming Joe.
@1MrBanff Жыл бұрын
I love watching JR talked about bears. He truly understands, and is in touch with, the primal.
@chroniclesofbap6170 Жыл бұрын
No he's not. He's a rich Podcaster and terrible comedian.
@mickbowling4412 Жыл бұрын
He wasn't always rich. Having a background in martial arts aids in being in contact with your primal self, plus he's been hunting for decades now, he is more aware of what an encounter like this would bring out of a person than most of us. He does suck, however, when interviewing artists (non-comedians)
@djoverkin5 ай бұрын
We just going to ignore how good Joe is at making bear noises?! Tf 😂
@honorthyself89212 жыл бұрын
Uh no? That's literally half the comments, the other half about how anticlimactic this was. 90 second story dragged into 12 minutes.
@jonhall22742 жыл бұрын
It’s not good at all🤣🤣
@noelnoni73107 ай бұрын
Joes Grizzly impression caught me 100% off guard 🤣
@slownloud97432 жыл бұрын
I encountered a huge grizzly with my Grandfather in the northern part of Wyoming we were about 300-400 feet away on a cliff in full camouflage watching this beast of a bear looking and sniffing around in a creek. And all of a sudden he looks in our direction up on the cliff and I mean body pointing directly at us which to me and my grandpa felt like he was staring right at us but we knew it was most likely checking it’s surroundings, examining the cliff whatever. All of a sudden the bear turns it’s head behind him, looks back at us and started SPRINTING towards our direction… we hopped in the Jeep so fast and booked it! We talk about it all the time and have a running joke like “I should’ve left you there” kind of thing 😂 I’ll never forget it
@methheadmayhemmiller8747 Жыл бұрын
I bet that happened
@dig_blick70277 ай бұрын
I enjoyed reading your short story! I know it has an extended version just not written here! Thanks!
@ANNUNEKAH7 ай бұрын
😂 that's a good one
@tevinboaz80044 ай бұрын
Yeah right 😂
@christophervelazquez18623 ай бұрын
I worked for a guide service as a wrangler for elk hunts, just outside Yellowstone, in the Grand Tetons. One time I was quartering up an elk and Tandy, one of our pack mules, started dancing around all crazy and I went to walk over to see what the impatient bitches problem was.. then I looked in the direction she was looking in and just on top of the hill was a huge Griz sow and three near full grown cubs.. we all looked at each other for a second that felt like forever and then me and the guy I was with started yelling “hey bear fuck off, get your own!” And nothing happened. So we had to act, slowly walking towards them waving our arms and yelling. It takes a great deal to walk towards an animal that every part of you wants to run from. They decided to turn tail and run over the hill, needless to say we both had pistols drawn.. always pay attention to your pack animals and mounts.. Tandy smelled those bears before my dog did. @PowerfulJRE
@a-loneappalachian8412 жыл бұрын
That bear growling impression...that was pretty good Joe 😂
@shanel.11162 жыл бұрын
Anything bear related on a JRE podcast you know its gonna be a good episode
What's up with all these spam comments?? Go home, you're drunk
@tsquirrel86752 жыл бұрын
Except I'd presume that a supposedly well known hunter would know that grizzly bears are not carnivores, they eat fleshy roots, fruits, berries, grasses and a lot of other things that aren't meat, shouldn't someone like this know that? Did he mean that they tend to eat more meat than black bears and just explained it poorly? I have no respect for anything this guy says about animals or hunting now, that's a pretty weird thing to be wrong about
@michaelfarrell48242 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfarrell4824 He sounded pretty serious so I'm gonna guess he actually thinks they just eat meat😂
@tsquirrel86752 жыл бұрын
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@yoshzlac24292 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, Joe's surprisingly good bear noise caught me off guard.
@zackmac5917 Жыл бұрын
If your in the woods with friends play joes bear sound and watch everyone jump up out of there body 😂
@Pocket_Queens Жыл бұрын
Jesus his impressions are perfect 😂
@ClassyKermit69420 Жыл бұрын
When Joe gets to making Grizzly Bear noises you know it’s an excellent clip 😂
@MacBobby14082 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it wasn't a wookie LOL
@patrickday4206 Жыл бұрын
3:51 I thought young Jamie popped in a griz sound effect 😂
Yo joe got the testosterone of a bear . Proven by him making that bad ass bear sound 😂😂🤷🏽♂️
@MrParadox002 жыл бұрын
I'd watch a 2 hour special of Joe Rogan not telling any jokes but real life animal stories with animal impressions interleaved
@niamhoconnor8986 Жыл бұрын
Joes basically a human grizzly
@harrypatt7708 Жыл бұрын
Joe asking for more details to get freaked out with the same energy a creep would ask what clothes a girl's wearing on the phone 😂 Bears and hunting stories is just pure unfiltered JRE
@thompson2232 жыл бұрын
Joe "So what cha wearin girl?" Bear "Im very hairy....Lots of brown Fur" Joe "oooOOOHHHH 😮😮😍😍"
@Spills51 Жыл бұрын
Hiking through the woods in the mountains of Montana is a beautiful and intense experience. Chances are you'll be fine and won't run into an aggressive animal, but knowing there's that chance does something extraordinary to your senses
@steratorefriends65962 жыл бұрын
Especially when the 'appropriate' reaction to a Grizzly vs. a BBear is POLAR opposite. Forgive the unintentional pun, but... yeah. Imagine a common hiker surprised by a Black, and then he whispers: "Don't run, Phil! Make yourself look big, wave your arms and growl!!" 😳😳😳😳😳😳
@Novastar.SaberCombat2 жыл бұрын
There is no way i would ever set my foot in the forest if we had bears in the part of my country where i live lol.
@craftylemon24602 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Montana and bears used to run through our yard in Bozeman. Occasionally, they are spotted in town usually on walking and biking trails such as the Galligator Trail. These are usually not grizzlies but I wouldn’t want to startle or anger any adult bear. If you want to learn about bears and you’re in the Bozeman area, visit Montana Grizzly Encounter. They care for a few grizzlies that can’t be released into the wild. You can do a lot to prevent a bear attack and they explain that in their talk.
@MB-du4jb2 жыл бұрын
@@craftylemon2460 id definitely take a big gun lol
@brownjatt212 жыл бұрын
F that!!!
@gavinbrando82552 жыл бұрын
Joe's sound effects have me crawling on the floor laughing 🤣
@deathmetalsl Жыл бұрын
Once while hiking down from Halfdome with my uncle, we ran into a mother black bear and her cubs coming towards us on a path. We were out of water so we were feelin the fatigue. Then we had to walk backwards probably about a half to 3/4s of a mile to get back to a fork in the trail that led to a rest stop. It was a weird section of trail where the ground became almost like sand. I was 13 at the time and it was one of the most insane experiences I can remember. It really was by the whim of that mother bear whether or not we went. Cause they got within 100 yards of us.
@TheProstateMan Жыл бұрын
Nothing gets Joe's attention more then hearing I had a bear encounter.
@abelucious2 жыл бұрын
Only way to make it better would be if that bear was on DMT and the person fought it off with Jujitsu.
@zachrichardson55812 жыл бұрын
the only thing that beats that is a chimpanzee story.
@Adam-rh9my2 жыл бұрын
Joe's Grizzly Bear impression had me dying🤣
@AZ-HiStOry992 жыл бұрын
joe love your podcasts. you probably got some but I'd love to hear some mountain lion stories. my grandfather almost got ambushed by one.and as a hunter myself I love these stories
@garygraef84152 жыл бұрын
Me and my brother were hiking Mount Yamnuska in Canmore, Alberta and on our way back down from the mountain, we got off the main trail and ended up coming down on a deer trail. I had a funny feeling in my gut so I had some lound music playing on my phone for noise as I didn't have anything else. As we came out of this one brush of trees into an open meadow, I look at this face with pitch black eyes just staring at me and to be honest, I just froze for a good couple of seconds as I couldn't believe that it was a grizzly about 80 ft. away from us. As I snapped back into my senses, i just lowered my gaze and we slowly backed off and as we were backing away, we noticed it was a mama bear with a cub so things could have turned real bad for us if anything went wrong. Definitely one of the scariest and unforgettable experiences of my life
@AffanKhan-wt3qs Жыл бұрын
As a 30 year resident of Banff AB, I can confidently say that you were VERY fortunate. I fly fish the Bow River between Banff and Canmore frequently and I’m on constant high alert! Not just listening, but watching for any hint of a bear at my feet. It’s trippy AF out in the bush in dead silence and you hear things or just imagine you hear things…
@EweCantHandletheTruth Жыл бұрын
Finally a new wild animal attack story that I can re watch a million times while I get violently high
@gleeshiii96452 жыл бұрын
I'm violently high
@nikola78022 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@rktsnail2 жыл бұрын
We high Af boys cheers
@ty3lli6442 жыл бұрын
🚬👁☢️👁
@coolikep6172 жыл бұрын
There was no attack....Did you even listen to the whole fucking video lmao. It was an encounter. I encountered a pitbull yesterday, should I call it a pitbull attack?
@marchfifth17542 жыл бұрын
What makes that encounter even more dangerous is that he was carrying a Taurus.
@cbo90902 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@philsar222 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Flyc22 жыл бұрын
💯
@AKKalashnikov2 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes 🤣
@mauricewalker8722 жыл бұрын
Taurus has come a long way in the last 3 years.
@joshuagibson25202 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan is just the perfect interviewer. He knows when to just let the the guest talk, but he also knows when to talk and engage in the story to make it more exciting. People can talk shit about his political and other views, but one thing no one can deny is how damn good and perfect he is as a podcast host. Even just the different guests he picks. Jeebus Cripes, I love this man.
@michaelmastro9382 Жыл бұрын
That's because he is genuinely interested in hearing these people talk. He behaves completely different with he friends and when he has someone on because they have stories he wants to hear
@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 Жыл бұрын
Coked up both
@luciaenjeroengriekspoor4307 Жыл бұрын
I think he's the best and most experienced interviewer on the planet
@mignat6645 ай бұрын
The hunters and their grizzly encounter stories are my favourite !! ❤️🔥🇨🇦
@mp85742 жыл бұрын
Joe turned this 90 second anticlimactic experience into a 14 minute video with all his interruptions!
@justanotherday39692 жыл бұрын
That’s how you get a podcast to be hours long
@strangebrew12312 жыл бұрын
hes high as
@rossdawgsbrokenspirit9038 Жыл бұрын
Summary: "a bear that was a grizzly, but could be a bear of color or a dog 🐕 passed by and I got scared my testicles would be ripped off, despite carrying a hand cannon and bear spray".
@Shadow__133 Жыл бұрын
The way joes voice gets quiet when he asks about the weight🤣
@jt21652 жыл бұрын
Joe is the only human being who would interrupt a guy with bear noises😂
@irvinclemente2368 Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or was that the least eventful story of all time. Guy sees bear in woods.
@matt43932 жыл бұрын
Yeah except until you’re in the wild with them, then you know. And if you don’t know, then you don’t know.
@vitaly63122 жыл бұрын
@@vitaly6312 yeh man. I’m not saying it wouldn’t be scary to see a bear. But it didn’t attack him, it didn’t even walk right up to him and he’s hunting in the woods where there’s bears it’s not really some shocking story
@matt43932 жыл бұрын
@@matt4393 completely agree 😂
@Essexmafia.2 жыл бұрын
Guy sees a bear, shits his pants, talks for 13 mins.
@marchfifth17542 жыл бұрын
I have a better bear story than him honestly. I was face to face with a grown bear could have reached out and touched it. And a lot more craziness. Joe!!! Let me on the podcast. You will jizz your pants guaranteed
@user-di4yf4oq1m2 жыл бұрын
Let me save all of you 13 minutes of your precious time: he saw a grizzly bear!
@renoesmaeilian94892 жыл бұрын
yep, you summed it up
@charlygriffin28282 жыл бұрын
At 80 yards.
@craigthescott50742 жыл бұрын
Everyone's see a grizzly just not in the woods.
@michaelwaninger31552 жыл бұрын
Timestamps plz?? Lol. 00:00 Starts mentioning bears 99:99 I saw a bear in the distance. Cool story bro.
@DailyCorvid2 жыл бұрын
That's ok. Joe's grizzly noises was the reason to watch
@jerrywoods4066 Жыл бұрын
Joe really doesn't want anyone to outmatch his bear knowledge
@skxlter5747 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@erickla7796 Жыл бұрын
I lived at Yellowstone at lake Yellowstone and saw many many grizzly bears up close. I’m from Connecticut and black bears are common in New England and let me say there is a massive difference.
@kevindaley6441 Жыл бұрын
One thing I rarely hear people mention in bear encounter stories is how unbelievably bad bears in the wild smell. One guy said he shit his pants and it was nothing compared to how bad the bear smelled. He said it’s stink was overwhelming. Plus, shit your pants shit smells WAY worse, because it’s not ready to leave your body yet.
@Dan.Solo.Chicago2 жыл бұрын
Wtf does pants shitting have to do with anything, a stupid ass point 😂
@trxgic2300 Жыл бұрын
Joe you’re impression of a bear had me deadddd
@charliecarter5522 жыл бұрын
I was dead too. Overdose of annoyance!! “Ughhhhhhhh! 👀” “Oooooohhhhhh” “Aghhhhhhhhh” “Ugghhhhhhh” “Ohhhhhh yeaaaaa” “Yessss yessss YESSSSS” “Don’t stop!!! Right there!!!” “Ughhhhhh!!! I’m about to .com” 🍆💦💦💦 “Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh” -Joe “I cream my pants thinking about bears” Rogan!!!!!
@user-di4yf4oq1m2 жыл бұрын
Joe can’t help himself with his damn bear noise 😂😂😂
@tylershort66492 жыл бұрын
Man I tell you guys I never seen so many great men on one show or podcast much love to all that serve hunt an so on!!
@Mike-tn3zp Жыл бұрын
As a female hunter who was lucky enough to be born into a family of very avid outdoorsman, I can honestly say that crossing paths with a grizzly is my worst fear. I don’t have anywhere near the experience as my father or grandfather, and I don’t get to hunt as much as I want to, but I do have more experience than most people I know and I feel so incredibly lucky for that. I have been hunting with my dad and brother and grandpa many many times and the one thing we ALWAYS have on us other than our rifle and sidearm, is bear-spray. And my grandpa will always chastise us if our spray is anywhere other than on our hip in a very accessible place. Never let your guard down in bear country 🐻
@nadiadelphi68502 жыл бұрын
I invite you to try hunting at night in Detroit/Atlanta/Chicago There are more deadly animals there.
@Shadow__133 Жыл бұрын
Rawwrr!! 🤣😂
@josephbutchko3165 Жыл бұрын
@@Shadow__133 Those cities have terrible violence but I’m taking my chances. A pitch Black Forest at night with wild animals?? No effin way
@errolwayne Жыл бұрын
Does bear spray actually work against a 7ft, 800 pound beast?
@kutthroat2735 Жыл бұрын
@@kutthroat2735 slow the bear 🐻 down, time enough to pull out of gun
@captainsisko762911 ай бұрын
Living in Alberta, I've been much closer to grizzlies than this, with no weapon and no bear spray. (You don't necessarily plan to encounter them _in town,_ but it happens.) I was always scared but never really felt I was in danger. The cow calling probably makes a big difference though.
@iamtheiconoclast32 жыл бұрын
Just one more reason that no one should leave home unarmed. Shit happens.
@joshuagibson25202 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Biggs it’s a constitutional right not a privilege
@hawaii5-0842 жыл бұрын
@@joshuagibson2520 +q
@reptilewinter9664 Жыл бұрын
Man wtf I watched the whole episode to see the “full story” and it turns out nothing even happened 😭
@S3MTX Жыл бұрын
I grew up hiking in the Appalachian mountains, from the time I could barely walk…used to love it so much that I started going alone when I got older … That is until I encountered a black bear (on the large side for a black) miles from anyone .. Only time in my life I’ve felt that vulnerable, like I could die if something decides on a whim to do the deed. Decided to never go alone again or without protection…and probably wouldn’t be caught dead in Grizzly country…that phobia is just too intense for me now.
@AdamsBrew78 Жыл бұрын
Joe's expression as soon as the video starts and Ben mentions a grizzly bear lmao. I already know this is going to be good!
@Lone11Soldier2 жыл бұрын
13 minutes of suspense and expectation... but the dude only saw a bear and his ego telling the story is bigger than the bear itself. I want my 12 minutes back, please!
@GuiiBrazil2 жыл бұрын
Hes answering questions brother
@DailyRedditHorror2 жыл бұрын
TRU
@Night.League2 жыл бұрын
Joe "Fuck" Rogan
@Night.League2 жыл бұрын
First time Joe asks: oh probably 5 or 6 maybe 700 lbs. Second time: at least 7 or 800 lbs. Later on that night: it was 1600 lbs if it was an ounce and it breathed fire and had claws of pure steel..
@ethancntower88502 жыл бұрын
@@ethancntower8850 yo 😂😂😂
@MIG8422 жыл бұрын
3:49 that bear effect 🤣😂🤣🤣
@realtalktrustories6480 Жыл бұрын
Lol love Joe’s bear impression. Had me rollin
@bestsofar Жыл бұрын
I live in Alberta. Encountered a few grizzlies. I know they are dangerous and all but this story of a bear 80 yards away, walking away from you??? Come on dude. I had a grizz come up 40 yards from me on the river bank look over at me and walk off in the opposite direction couldn’t care less. This guy is making them sound like the Baba Yaga haha
@alexgould7632 жыл бұрын
And your point is🤷♂️ they all act the same, guess you’re the pro.
@trucker-d41612 жыл бұрын
Well, they can't cover 80 yds in 2 seconds either, more like 5 seconds if you believe math, that is. Also, Black bears are more docile, but attack far more ppl per capita bc they are more in contact with people. As usual, lots of inaccurate info.
@LanierLegal2 жыл бұрын
@@trucker-d4161 that you and this guy have very little life experience haha
@alexgould7632 жыл бұрын
@@alexgould763 so in other words…you have nothing to add.
@trucker-d41612 жыл бұрын
@@trucker-d4161 obviously you weren’t able to complete reading my original message where I added an entire grizz story of my own with far more intense circumstances. Go back and READ, and work your way foreword.
@alexgould7632 жыл бұрын
That was a very good bear impression
@jonrachy Жыл бұрын
Joe should have a dedicated podcast revolving around bears and wolves. I'd tune in for every episode.
@jnj83 Жыл бұрын
I went hunting for Bear with my Father and his guide. He used the same guide for many years and he was a family friend too. I’ll never forget the first time I saw a Grizzly Bear in the wild. You’re never armed well enough lol. I’ve only hunted Black Bear in Pennsylvania and out in the northwest states but I’ve seen Grizzlies. Truly a sight that makes you realize where we fit in the food chain. Those were the best trips I’ve ever been on with my Father.
@francispitts94402 жыл бұрын
Stupid old man making those bears suffer.
@jaymoar35612 жыл бұрын
Just curious, why would you go bear hunting? Do you eat them?
@marcogiardi37372 жыл бұрын
@@marcogiardi3737 Yes especially Black Bears
@francispitts94402 жыл бұрын
It's cuz we let those f*ckers live despite being too many out there. If we were to hunt them down to exterminate them they won't be that tough. A whole squad of heavily armed people should be good enough. What happens in the woods is 99% of the time a bear would encounter an unarmed human whereas a human always meets a bear that is ready to rip you apart. And the worse part is these suckers keep growing in numbers across all continents to the point you can't fucking go to the woods anymore.
@connorkenway092 жыл бұрын
@@jaymoar3561 You’re breaking my heart. I’m muting you so don’t bother me anymore. I won’t even see it.
@francispitts94402 жыл бұрын
The type of JRE content I love. I love listening to hunters and fishermen tell stories. I've never done either but there's just something so cool about going out there and catching your own meal. Would love to learn the art.
What are you waiting for? Get busy living or get busy dying.
@joshuagibson25202 жыл бұрын
He sounds so disappointed with his dad’s lack of equipment 😂
@phillipdominguez5746 Жыл бұрын
I love how entranced joe gets in his guests stories 😂
@ruddodasav1227 Жыл бұрын
I like how Joe's trying to stop him from being so uptight. You tried joe! Still good story.
@WTFisupDennys2 жыл бұрын
idk why but joe growling like a bear at 3:51 has me deceased
@Nicks_Thrift_Picks2 жыл бұрын
"You really really prepare for the worst" *Goes into bear territory with a .44 and bear spray ...*
@Jordan_C_Wilde Жыл бұрын
As soon as he said grizzley bear joe looked at him happy as hell with that smirk 😂
@SippinNFishing2 ай бұрын
Joe’s grizzly growl is all I ever needed in life 😂 Thank you sir.
@robh35182 жыл бұрын
I've had a few encounters with black bears. You can scare them easily stretching out your arms and being loud. 2 encounters while living in Yosemite. one in the kitchen while taking out the trash (someone had left a door open!) and once when i was walking home (lived and worked there). Thankfully i never ever ever encountered a grizzley bear while living and working in Yellowstone , but i did have a literal run - in with a bison. I laugh my butt off about that one , but boy i tell you what , that was a scary moment.
@Nedula0072 жыл бұрын
Yeah, black bears are like big racoons, just DON'T mess with momma 🤣
@jmccann67352 жыл бұрын
Oh gee thanks yet another comment that tells us to swing your arms in the air, make yourself look big ya ya ya. WE HEARD THIS ALREADY. yours truly, a Albertan
@sifodyas15762 жыл бұрын
Yeah just gotta make yourself as big as possible with arms up and screaming. Only way they could attack is with cubs.
@pali1H2 жыл бұрын
That mentality is what gets people killed by black bears. Thinking they are just pests. So many people think that and get fucking destroyed.
@marchfifth17542 жыл бұрын
@@marchfifth1754 very true thats why you never leave home without a spare buddy that you just have to out run
@ferguson81432 жыл бұрын
I just finished up an after ski/snowboarding season here in Northern Idaho. My buddy has an end of the season party in which we eat a lot of food….and a lot of elk sausage. My buddy was charged and swiped by a Grizzly while bow hunting in western Montana. His spray was at his hip and if it wasn’t for his buddy hitting his spray he’d be dead. Broke his arm and got a claw to the face. He came out unscathed when considering how it could have ended up.
@frauddetector61292 жыл бұрын
You just know, Joe can only get off thinking of Grizzlies..
@adamp24262 жыл бұрын
I had an experience with a bear once, he asked me for my number in a bar then tried to mount me.
@user-zp2bb1fk3h2 жыл бұрын
3:40 - I can't help but laugh at his goofy ass sounds... Especially the bear impersonation. 🤣🤣🤣
@xpndblhero5170 Жыл бұрын
That bear noise that Joe made was too good, I think he's been practicing that one
My friend had a horrific encounter with a Grizzlie. He thought he was about to be mauled so he prayed to God that the bear would be a Christian bear. It was then that the bear stopped, put it's paws together and then the bear prayed "Thanks Lord for this meal which I am about to receive"...
@@EWT123 lol
LMAOOOOOOO
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Iam high and just saw an image of a bear folding his paws and gets on his knees as he says this prayer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bear Jesus is one scary ass holy mother son bitch lol
Not even gonna ask why Joe is so trained in making bear noises
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I was listening with autoplay not really paying attention while I was in the shower and he scared the shit outta me
He is part bear. I’d drive him nuts requesting that bear noise repeatedly.
Joe’s bear noises will never cease to absolutely kill me
Rip broo
Same lmao
3:51
😂😂
Me too. 🤣🤣🤣
I love Joe's absolute obsession with bears
It's his ultimate demise. He's going to die by bear🤣
Dude's obsessed just obsessed with information, he's gotten me the same way 🤣
He's also heavy on Sharks
@@Niceguy_habibti chimps too
Man’s Dwight shrute
this is the type of content that got me hooked on JRE back in the good ol'days
Now it’s about promoting comics tours and specials and people that have a book coming out.
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I’m so tired of hearing about Covid and cancel culture from him 24/7. JRE used to be an escape from the news now it’s a culture war talking points show
I love joe reacting to bear stories almost as much as joe loves hearing them
Thats gold
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That's because Joe is on dmt duty
Wait until he hear a story about monkeys then he really gets excited 😆
@@patts6153 especially gorillas hahah
Joe loves a good bear story. 😂 He is fully involved and then has to mimic the sounds a bear would make adds a whole new level of value to the story. Lol, never gets old.
Sitting in his recliner eating anchovies watching bear videos.
because you never truly stop and think about the reality of that animal. bro its literally a monster. with a nose 14 times stronger than a bloodhound, it has literal red lust vision like a 360 degree camera for miles in every direction due to its nose. Now you factor in it's top running speed of 35mph, body weight in the multi hundreds (very rarely less than 300-400 lbs...some being 900-1100 lbs...can climb ANY tree despite its weight....and has absolutely no throat instinct to mercifully suffocate you to death before simply pinning you down and ripping you to strips until you die
I can listen to Joe talk about bears for hours, especially his bear sounds
Suspect lol
@@jamesjameswhattheladyssayl7657 You thinking its suspect, its suspect
I watched one podcast. Its 3 hours and thats hours. Arrest me
3:50 Joe is good at imetading bear sounds
Seeing Joe make those bear noises is still fucking funny to me.
Holy shit I read this as he does it an I lost my shit. Lmao
That's not Star Wars?
Best bear noise interpreter on the internet
3:49 😂 Joe has been waiting to do that growl in-person
I find whenver he does those things to be so god damn cringey. Dude probably practice at home too.
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JR: "We gotta wrap this up, but before we wrap it up, tell me again... how much did the bear weigh?"
Joe is so fascinated by the grizzly bear. He loves anything with true power
More like terrified and petrified. He comes undone talking about any wild animal with teeth
And Chimpanzees 😂
A 13 minute story about a guy seeing a bear who left him alone.
Literally lol
Your pfp matches the comment perfectly
Hahah 🤣
sad
right, jeezus christ what a timesuck that was!
Joe would not let this man tell his story to save his life 😂
He was a pretentious tosser though.
How much did the bear weigh 🤣🤣
@@kurtchapman4752 LETS BE GENEROUS AND SAY 600
He knew this story would be dry once it was finished 😂 had to spice it up
Guest: *tells story* Joe: "How much did it weigh"
How much could it bench
A neighbor of mine lost his wife in 2020,or 2021. In Saskatchewan, it was a black bear. They owned a cabin far north and were very bear and nature smart. She was outside with her 9 yr old son and sent him in for something, next thing a male black bear was attacking her. Husband had to shoot the bear twice to kill it. Unfortunately she didn't survive her injuries and also left behind a 2 yr old daughter
a black bear? when have they been known to do that? that’s awful
@@iamnoah_ black bear attacks are more rare and sometimes they do like a bluff charge but when they do attack they want to kill and eat you. Grizzlies usually attack when threatened/startled or their young are nearby.
@@iamnoah_black bears have and will attack humans (although rare)
especially sick, hungry, and people habituated and they are more apt to actually feed on you vs grizzlies tend to attack to eliminate the threat (you) and then move on. that's why there is a saying "if it's black fight back, if it's brown stay down"
@@iamnoah_Yeah, they actually said something must have been wrong with the Bear because it is quite unusual behavior for a black bear. However, to me, a bear is a bear. I'm gonna be scared no matter what color it is
Joe’s reactions have me hooked lol. The most reaction and shock I’ve seen by far on his shows. He’s so interested in grizzly bear encounters!
He's definitely heard it before they both mentioned it many times, seems more like joe was mocking him
@@johnirish2969 probably not, when you recreate in grizzly country and it’s not familiar to you, there’s a fascination in the information you can Gardner in regards to these animals’ behaviors.
@@johnirish2969 yeah what's awkward is this dipshit still is not getting that read, that Joe is trolling him. You can get personality out of someone who doesn't have one
If i ever get attacked by a grizzly bear i hope i can find someone as enthusiastic about bears as Joe is to tell my story to.
I hope you don't lose your testicles
i love Joe's enthusiasm, he's been out in nature as an adult and still has this excitement of a child when it comes to dangerous animals
There’s a stuffed bear in the airport in Smithers BC that was 1012 pounds. Wild story how it was caught as well. Took out 30 head of cattle, some as big as 1500 pounds, over a 3 year span. Took officers three years to capture him and they nearly died in the process.
Look up old groaner.....
@@williambennett7033 thanks
I think I have a photo of that bear. I had no idea there was such a fearsome story behind that taxidermy.
And why was the magnificent creature killed ? For “ sport “ ? Cos it was “ menacing “ ?
@@serenityinside1 money! 30 head of cattle is a lot for struggling farmers.
I was in the US Army with this dude from Alaska and had a legit bear claw scar across his face and his story was about 1/4 the length of this one and 10xs more interesting.
ye thought wit da title he had to fist fight it or sum shi
🤣👊🏽
Do tell!
LOL
It’s too bad you didn’t tell us his story instead of the story you told about knowing the guy…
Joe rogans impression of a kettle throughout this episode was impeccable.
it was really annoying
😂😂😂
hahaha nailed it!
Orgasm noises?
bingo! totally correct man
I remember my grandpa telling me to stay close cuz bears and cougars would eat me first. I remember that hike like it was yesterday, a lesson for a lifetime. RIP Grandpa.
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the way you worded this makes it sound unintentionally hilarious and horrific, like the bears and cougars got him that day RIP gramps though.
Wait so did your grandpa..get...eaten? 😶
@@adama4669 that’s exactly how I read it like damn man he got warned and still got ate
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Farking LOVE Joe’s grizzly impression out of pure excitement!! 😂😂😂😂💚💚💚💚💚
Heaviest recorded grizzly killed by a hunter in the wild was around 1,200lbs... Bart the Bear a tamed grizzly who appeared in movies weighed 1,779lbs. That's insane.
Joe probably tells great hunting bedtime stories to his kids.
Probably hunts his kids
I'd assume it'd be better than this one
My dad was a fisherman in remote Yakutat Alaska and we have a cabin 50 miles from the nearest town in the middle of the forest. I’ll never forget the only time I saw a mother grizzly bear and her 2 cubs, luckily we were on 4 wheelers but this bear stood on its back legs probably 8 feet’s tall and roared at us as we drove past our 2 4 wheelers getting about 10-15 feet away at the closest point. Nothing compares to these animals in the wild. Truly a monster of an animal but so beautiful to see in the wild if you don’t get to close.
I've had dozens of very close calls with both Brown and black bear. I was probably very close to where you were set netting on the river. It was Raining and blowing i was in full rain gear sitting on the side of the skiff bailing bloody fish water. I had my back to the rain and couldn't hear with the rain beating on my hood. I heard the dog barking and turned to see it chasing the bear away. The tracks in the wet sand were about ten feet away. The other one was at night, again blowing and raining I was running the net and was almost to the end and I kept feeling the net tugging. I'm thinking huge 50 pound king in the net. As I get too the end, I look up with my head lamp and a big bear is ripping fish out of the net. It didn't even look at me. Even with a skiff full of fish I made record time pulling my way back. Iv'e been super lucky with bears but know several who have been killed or mauled.
Hiking in the Colorado Rockies I heard a mountain lion scream about 10 or 12 feet up a rock scarp. I backed out slow and lived to tell about it. By far the most beautiful and terrifying sound I've ever heard
@dropsy Mcloop yeah and if you ever do end up comeing in contact with don't run just back away but always maintain eye contact and you will be fine they are ambush predators
@@ferguson8143 what would be a safe distance to be able to turn your back on them
Cap
Joe geeking from bear story and actually turning for a second to a grizzly bear was funny to me lol
i love how joe has such a fascination with grizzlies
Only real men understand why bears are fascinating. Anyway, I'm off... I gotta go catch some bears.
Listening to all the noises Joe makes in this one makes me already know that there’s gonna be another one of those funny ass edited videos that come from these podcasts😂
Pauly toons lol they are so funny
He was 100% jizzing in his pants
you are totally, totally right
Joe was so disappointed when he said the bear walked off. LMAO
Some of the best podcasts are these wild animal encounter stories by regular folks. keep em coming Joe.
I love watching JR talked about bears. He truly understands, and is in touch with, the primal.
No he's not. He's a rich Podcaster and terrible comedian.
He wasn't always rich. Having a background in martial arts aids in being in contact with your primal self, plus he's been hunting for decades now, he is more aware of what an encounter like this would bring out of a person than most of us. He does suck, however, when interviewing artists (non-comedians)
We just going to ignore how good Joe is at making bear noises?! Tf 😂
Uh no? That's literally half the comments, the other half about how anticlimactic this was. 90 second story dragged into 12 minutes.
It’s not good at all🤣🤣
Joes Grizzly impression caught me 100% off guard 🤣
I encountered a huge grizzly with my Grandfather in the northern part of Wyoming we were about 300-400 feet away on a cliff in full camouflage watching this beast of a bear looking and sniffing around in a creek. And all of a sudden he looks in our direction up on the cliff and I mean body pointing directly at us which to me and my grandpa felt like he was staring right at us but we knew it was most likely checking it’s surroundings, examining the cliff whatever. All of a sudden the bear turns it’s head behind him, looks back at us and started SPRINTING towards our direction… we hopped in the Jeep so fast and booked it! We talk about it all the time and have a running joke like “I should’ve left you there” kind of thing 😂 I’ll never forget it
I bet that happened
I enjoyed reading your short story! I know it has an extended version just not written here! Thanks!
😂 that's a good one
Yeah right 😂
I worked for a guide service as a wrangler for elk hunts, just outside Yellowstone, in the Grand Tetons. One time I was quartering up an elk and Tandy, one of our pack mules, started dancing around all crazy and I went to walk over to see what the impatient bitches problem was.. then I looked in the direction she was looking in and just on top of the hill was a huge Griz sow and three near full grown cubs.. we all looked at each other for a second that felt like forever and then me and the guy I was with started yelling “hey bear fuck off, get your own!” And nothing happened. So we had to act, slowly walking towards them waving our arms and yelling. It takes a great deal to walk towards an animal that every part of you wants to run from. They decided to turn tail and run over the hill, needless to say we both had pistols drawn.. always pay attention to your pack animals and mounts.. Tandy smelled those bears before my dog did. @PowerfulJRE
That bear growling impression...that was pretty good Joe 😂
Anything bear related on a JRE podcast you know its gonna be a good episode
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Except I'd presume that a supposedly well known hunter would know that grizzly bears are not carnivores, they eat fleshy roots, fruits, berries, grasses and a lot of other things that aren't meat, shouldn't someone like this know that? Did he mean that they tend to eat more meat than black bears and just explained it poorly? I have no respect for anything this guy says about animals or hunting now, that's a pretty weird thing to be wrong about
@@michaelfarrell4824 He sounded pretty serious so I'm gonna guess he actually thinks they just eat meat😂
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Hahaha, Joe's surprisingly good bear noise caught me off guard.
If your in the woods with friends play joes bear sound and watch everyone jump up out of there body 😂
Jesus his impressions are perfect 😂
When Joe gets to making Grizzly Bear noises you know it’s an excellent clip 😂
Are you sure it wasn't a wookie LOL
3:51 I thought young Jamie popped in a griz sound effect 😂
Same here😁
The infamous Joe Rogan bear growl🤣
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Yo joe got the testosterone of a bear . Proven by him making that bad ass bear sound 😂😂🤷🏽♂️
I'd watch a 2 hour special of Joe Rogan not telling any jokes but real life animal stories with animal impressions interleaved
Joes basically a human grizzly
Joe asking for more details to get freaked out with the same energy a creep would ask what clothes a girl's wearing on the phone 😂 Bears and hunting stories is just pure unfiltered JRE
Joe "So what cha wearin girl?" Bear "Im very hairy....Lots of brown Fur" Joe "oooOOOHHHH 😮😮😍😍"
Hiking through the woods in the mountains of Montana is a beautiful and intense experience. Chances are you'll be fine and won't run into an aggressive animal, but knowing there's that chance does something extraordinary to your senses
Especially when the 'appropriate' reaction to a Grizzly vs. a BBear is POLAR opposite. Forgive the unintentional pun, but... yeah. Imagine a common hiker surprised by a Black, and then he whispers: "Don't run, Phil! Make yourself look big, wave your arms and growl!!" 😳😳😳😳😳😳
There is no way i would ever set my foot in the forest if we had bears in the part of my country where i live lol.
I grew up in Montana and bears used to run through our yard in Bozeman. Occasionally, they are spotted in town usually on walking and biking trails such as the Galligator Trail. These are usually not grizzlies but I wouldn’t want to startle or anger any adult bear. If you want to learn about bears and you’re in the Bozeman area, visit Montana Grizzly Encounter. They care for a few grizzlies that can’t be released into the wild. You can do a lot to prevent a bear attack and they explain that in their talk.
@@craftylemon2460 id definitely take a big gun lol
F that!!!
Joe's sound effects have me crawling on the floor laughing 🤣
Once while hiking down from Halfdome with my uncle, we ran into a mother black bear and her cubs coming towards us on a path. We were out of water so we were feelin the fatigue. Then we had to walk backwards probably about a half to 3/4s of a mile to get back to a fork in the trail that led to a rest stop. It was a weird section of trail where the ground became almost like sand. I was 13 at the time and it was one of the most insane experiences I can remember. It really was by the whim of that mother bear whether or not we went. Cause they got within 100 yards of us.
Nothing gets Joe's attention more then hearing I had a bear encounter.
Only way to make it better would be if that bear was on DMT and the person fought it off with Jujitsu.
the only thing that beats that is a chimpanzee story.
Joe's Grizzly Bear impression had me dying🤣
joe love your podcasts. you probably got some but I'd love to hear some mountain lion stories. my grandfather almost got ambushed by one.and as a hunter myself I love these stories
Me and my brother were hiking Mount Yamnuska in Canmore, Alberta and on our way back down from the mountain, we got off the main trail and ended up coming down on a deer trail. I had a funny feeling in my gut so I had some lound music playing on my phone for noise as I didn't have anything else. As we came out of this one brush of trees into an open meadow, I look at this face with pitch black eyes just staring at me and to be honest, I just froze for a good couple of seconds as I couldn't believe that it was a grizzly about 80 ft. away from us. As I snapped back into my senses, i just lowered my gaze and we slowly backed off and as we were backing away, we noticed it was a mama bear with a cub so things could have turned real bad for us if anything went wrong. Definitely one of the scariest and unforgettable experiences of my life
As a 30 year resident of Banff AB, I can confidently say that you were VERY fortunate. I fly fish the Bow River between Banff and Canmore frequently and I’m on constant high alert! Not just listening, but watching for any hint of a bear at my feet. It’s trippy AF out in the bush in dead silence and you hear things or just imagine you hear things…
Finally a new wild animal attack story that I can re watch a million times while I get violently high
I'm violently high
Lmao
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There was no attack....Did you even listen to the whole fucking video lmao. It was an encounter. I encountered a pitbull yesterday, should I call it a pitbull attack?
What makes that encounter even more dangerous is that he was carrying a Taurus.
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
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This deserves more likes 🤣
Taurus has come a long way in the last 3 years.
Joe Rogan is just the perfect interviewer. He knows when to just let the the guest talk, but he also knows when to talk and engage in the story to make it more exciting. People can talk shit about his political and other views, but one thing no one can deny is how damn good and perfect he is as a podcast host. Even just the different guests he picks. Jeebus Cripes, I love this man.
That's because he is genuinely interested in hearing these people talk. He behaves completely different with he friends and when he has someone on because they have stories he wants to hear
Coked up both
I think he's the best and most experienced interviewer on the planet
The hunters and their grizzly encounter stories are my favourite !! ❤️🔥🇨🇦
Joe turned this 90 second anticlimactic experience into a 14 minute video with all his interruptions!
That’s how you get a podcast to be hours long
hes high as
Summary: "a bear that was a grizzly, but could be a bear of color or a dog 🐕 passed by and I got scared my testicles would be ripped off, despite carrying a hand cannon and bear spray".
The way joes voice gets quiet when he asks about the weight🤣
Joe is the only human being who would interrupt a guy with bear noises😂
Is it just me or was that the least eventful story of all time. Guy sees bear in woods.
Yeah except until you’re in the wild with them, then you know. And if you don’t know, then you don’t know.
@@vitaly6312 yeh man. I’m not saying it wouldn’t be scary to see a bear. But it didn’t attack him, it didn’t even walk right up to him and he’s hunting in the woods where there’s bears it’s not really some shocking story
@@matt4393 completely agree 😂
Guy sees a bear, shits his pants, talks for 13 mins.
I have a better bear story than him honestly. I was face to face with a grown bear could have reached out and touched it. And a lot more craziness. Joe!!! Let me on the podcast. You will jizz your pants guaranteed
Let me save all of you 13 minutes of your precious time: he saw a grizzly bear!
yep, you summed it up
At 80 yards.
Everyone's see a grizzly just not in the woods.
Timestamps plz?? Lol. 00:00 Starts mentioning bears 99:99 I saw a bear in the distance. Cool story bro.
That's ok. Joe's grizzly noises was the reason to watch
Joe really doesn't want anyone to outmatch his bear knowledge
😂😂
I lived at Yellowstone at lake Yellowstone and saw many many grizzly bears up close. I’m from Connecticut and black bears are common in New England and let me say there is a massive difference.
One thing I rarely hear people mention in bear encounter stories is how unbelievably bad bears in the wild smell. One guy said he shit his pants and it was nothing compared to how bad the bear smelled. He said it’s stink was overwhelming. Plus, shit your pants shit smells WAY worse, because it’s not ready to leave your body yet.
Wtf does pants shitting have to do with anything, a stupid ass point 😂
Joe you’re impression of a bear had me deadddd
I was dead too. Overdose of annoyance!! “Ughhhhhhhh! 👀” “Oooooohhhhhh” “Aghhhhhhhhh” “Ugghhhhhhh” “Ohhhhhh yeaaaaa” “Yessss yessss YESSSSS” “Don’t stop!!! Right there!!!” “Ughhhhhh!!! I’m about to .com” 🍆💦💦💦 “Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh” -Joe “I cream my pants thinking about bears” Rogan!!!!!
Joe can’t help himself with his damn bear noise 😂😂😂
Man I tell you guys I never seen so many great men on one show or podcast much love to all that serve hunt an so on!!
As a female hunter who was lucky enough to be born into a family of very avid outdoorsman, I can honestly say that crossing paths with a grizzly is my worst fear. I don’t have anywhere near the experience as my father or grandfather, and I don’t get to hunt as much as I want to, but I do have more experience than most people I know and I feel so incredibly lucky for that. I have been hunting with my dad and brother and grandpa many many times and the one thing we ALWAYS have on us other than our rifle and sidearm, is bear-spray. And my grandpa will always chastise us if our spray is anywhere other than on our hip in a very accessible place. Never let your guard down in bear country 🐻
I invite you to try hunting at night in Detroit/Atlanta/Chicago There are more deadly animals there.
Rawwrr!! 🤣😂
@@Shadow__133 Those cities have terrible violence but I’m taking my chances. A pitch Black Forest at night with wild animals?? No effin way
Does bear spray actually work against a 7ft, 800 pound beast?
@@kutthroat2735 slow the bear 🐻 down, time enough to pull out of gun
Living in Alberta, I've been much closer to grizzlies than this, with no weapon and no bear spray. (You don't necessarily plan to encounter them _in town,_ but it happens.) I was always scared but never really felt I was in danger. The cow calling probably makes a big difference though.
Just one more reason that no one should leave home unarmed. Shit happens.
@Jacob Biggs it’s a constitutional right not a privilege
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Man wtf I watched the whole episode to see the “full story” and it turns out nothing even happened 😭
I grew up hiking in the Appalachian mountains, from the time I could barely walk…used to love it so much that I started going alone when I got older … That is until I encountered a black bear (on the large side for a black) miles from anyone .. Only time in my life I’ve felt that vulnerable, like I could die if something decides on a whim to do the deed. Decided to never go alone again or without protection…and probably wouldn’t be caught dead in Grizzly country…that phobia is just too intense for me now.
Joe's expression as soon as the video starts and Ben mentions a grizzly bear lmao. I already know this is going to be good!
13 minutes of suspense and expectation... but the dude only saw a bear and his ego telling the story is bigger than the bear itself. I want my 12 minutes back, please!
Hes answering questions brother
TRU
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First time Joe asks: oh probably 5 or 6 maybe 700 lbs. Second time: at least 7 or 800 lbs. Later on that night: it was 1600 lbs if it was an ounce and it breathed fire and had claws of pure steel..
@@ethancntower8850 yo 😂😂😂
3:49 that bear effect 🤣😂🤣🤣
Lol love Joe’s bear impression. Had me rollin
I live in Alberta. Encountered a few grizzlies. I know they are dangerous and all but this story of a bear 80 yards away, walking away from you??? Come on dude. I had a grizz come up 40 yards from me on the river bank look over at me and walk off in the opposite direction couldn’t care less. This guy is making them sound like the Baba Yaga haha
And your point is🤷♂️ they all act the same, guess you’re the pro.
Well, they can't cover 80 yds in 2 seconds either, more like 5 seconds if you believe math, that is. Also, Black bears are more docile, but attack far more ppl per capita bc they are more in contact with people. As usual, lots of inaccurate info.
@@trucker-d4161 that you and this guy have very little life experience haha
@@alexgould763 so in other words…you have nothing to add.
@@trucker-d4161 obviously you weren’t able to complete reading my original message where I added an entire grizz story of my own with far more intense circumstances. Go back and READ, and work your way foreword.
That was a very good bear impression
Joe should have a dedicated podcast revolving around bears and wolves. I'd tune in for every episode.
I went hunting for Bear with my Father and his guide. He used the same guide for many years and he was a family friend too. I’ll never forget the first time I saw a Grizzly Bear in the wild. You’re never armed well enough lol. I’ve only hunted Black Bear in Pennsylvania and out in the northwest states but I’ve seen Grizzlies. Truly a sight that makes you realize where we fit in the food chain. Those were the best trips I’ve ever been on with my Father.
Stupid old man making those bears suffer.
Just curious, why would you go bear hunting? Do you eat them?
@@marcogiardi3737 Yes especially Black Bears
It's cuz we let those f*ckers live despite being too many out there. If we were to hunt them down to exterminate them they won't be that tough. A whole squad of heavily armed people should be good enough. What happens in the woods is 99% of the time a bear would encounter an unarmed human whereas a human always meets a bear that is ready to rip you apart. And the worse part is these suckers keep growing in numbers across all continents to the point you can't fucking go to the woods anymore.
@@jaymoar3561 You’re breaking my heart. I’m muting you so don’t bother me anymore. I won’t even see it.
The type of JRE content I love. I love listening to hunters and fishermen tell stories. I've never done either but there's just something so cool about going out there and catching your own meal. Would love to learn the art.
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He sounds so disappointed with his dad’s lack of equipment 😂
I love how entranced joe gets in his guests stories 😂
I like how Joe's trying to stop him from being so uptight. You tried joe! Still good story.
idk why but joe growling like a bear at 3:51 has me deceased
"You really really prepare for the worst" *Goes into bear territory with a .44 and bear spray ...*
As soon as he said grizzley bear joe looked at him happy as hell with that smirk 😂
Joe’s grizzly growl is all I ever needed in life 😂 Thank you sir.
I've had a few encounters with black bears. You can scare them easily stretching out your arms and being loud. 2 encounters while living in Yosemite. one in the kitchen while taking out the trash (someone had left a door open!) and once when i was walking home (lived and worked there). Thankfully i never ever ever encountered a grizzley bear while living and working in Yellowstone , but i did have a literal run - in with a bison. I laugh my butt off about that one , but boy i tell you what , that was a scary moment.
Yeah, black bears are like big racoons, just DON'T mess with momma 🤣
Oh gee thanks yet another comment that tells us to swing your arms in the air, make yourself look big ya ya ya. WE HEARD THIS ALREADY. yours truly, a Albertan
Yeah just gotta make yourself as big as possible with arms up and screaming. Only way they could attack is with cubs.
That mentality is what gets people killed by black bears. Thinking they are just pests. So many people think that and get fucking destroyed.
@@marchfifth1754 very true thats why you never leave home without a spare buddy that you just have to out run
I just finished up an after ski/snowboarding season here in Northern Idaho. My buddy has an end of the season party in which we eat a lot of food….and a lot of elk sausage. My buddy was charged and swiped by a Grizzly while bow hunting in western Montana. His spray was at his hip and if it wasn’t for his buddy hitting his spray he’d be dead. Broke his arm and got a claw to the face. He came out unscathed when considering how it could have ended up.
You just know, Joe can only get off thinking of Grizzlies..
I had an experience with a bear once, he asked me for my number in a bar then tried to mount me.
3:40 - I can't help but laugh at his goofy ass sounds... Especially the bear impersonation. 🤣🤣🤣
That bear noise that Joe made was too good, I think he's been practicing that one
Joes grizzly sound effects was everything 😅
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Something about hunting stories are more captivating than anything else.
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Man I’m telling you.
I just KNOW Joe is dying to watch cocaine bear xd
I keep getting bear nightmares every other day cause i keep listening to these stories while sleeping
80 yards in two seconds is just over 80mph. So that means the bear was two football fields away and 350lbs once you divide by the exaggeration factor.
Right?! Doesn't add up at all!
ngl Joe that damn growl got me hahahaha
When Joe just randomly hit that angry bear sound, while the other guy was mid conversation, that shit was just random as fuck and hilarious 😂