Ricky Gervais On The Tories - Stand Up Comedy | Jokes On Us
Ricky Gervais talks all about how sleazy conservative MPs are and always have been... bloody w*nking tories 🤣
Taken from Ricky Gervais Live 2: Politics filmed at the Palace Theatre, London, United Kingdom in 2004.
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When Ricky gets to ....What am I doing? Then we know he is a fountain of truth.
He was scathing on the tories
The ill fitting suit gets me 😆
Best time ricky did... Open the door to pat the postie (Joe Oogisface from countdown). An absolute lesson on how to keep a straight face whilst trying your utmost to keep a secret about the others 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
I saw someone set himself on fire in India in the early '90s. It was as horrendous as you imagine and I still see it: sometimes can't get it out of my head. And now you've added the image of John rogering Yoko to that nightmare! You bastard, Ricky!
I can make it worse. Picture her flange before he dived in.
There's my first born😂😂
You can't beat spike.. unless your mam ... totally makes you.... quote "Your dinner is on the table.." .Now....😂😂😂😂😂😂
That Crewe joke was done decades ago by Spike Milligan.
Ricky never told it as a joke, he said it was told to him by a mate but was probably an urban myth.
The spacing on the letters POL is this deliberate?!
Yes
Yes. We're trying to find an apostrophe 😮
Shat myself what's the pension scheme like 😂
Millets in Crewe is over a mile from the railway station. You couldn't get there and back in 10 minutes
I was once in Crewe by train and a bloke did exactly this. Sped off the train and was back again in a flash. I was quite surprised until I looked again, turns out it was a little monkey fella.
You mean it's not true ???😮
Unfortunately no. @@StepladdertoSausage71
so where did you go when you shat yourself?
😂🥳👏😘👌🏴
Didn’t really roast the tories, did he?
When was this ?
Ricky’s brilliant, but Billy Joel is sublime! P.S. Ricky, you like starting fires do you not, Old Bean?
Who'd want to
Naughty. Heard that cup of tea joke before. Not like you.
Well done on completely missing the point... I'd give you a 'WHOOSH' but I suspect that would go over your head too. ;)
@@Codex7777 Shall I repeat for you in case it went past your ability to read. Ready? @xSUBIACOx 21 hours ago Naughty. Heard that cup of tea joke before. Not like you. Want me to PDF it to you? He ripped a joke, got caught. I have no idea what you are on about.
@@xSUBIACOx Ricky started off the 'joke' by saying that usually urban myths start off by saying "a friend of mine....." but this one from his mate began "I was wanking the other days lads,......" So not only did Ricky not tell it as a joke, he suggested that it was an urban myth and just for good measure, he was not even the source of telling it, his mate was. Genuinely not trying to be a dick here but you not understanding all of that and instead accusing Ricky of having "ripped a joke, got caught" is what earned you the 'WHOOSH'. The whole bit was about urban myths, which Ricky stated. And if you think about it, what are the chances that he thought he could steal a well-known joke and tell it to a live audience of people, some who probably go to see numerous stand-ups, with Ricky's shows being attended by several professional reviewers who between them must have seen hundreds if not thousands of stand-ups and shows, as well as it being filmed and later uploaded to KZhead, with Ricky thinking that he could get away with stealing a joke because nobody had heard it before?
Ok then, let me say this. I've heard that 'urban myth' before from a comedian. So I repeat, NAUGHTY RICKY. Not like you. You can have another go at that. He's never done UM before. @@seanscanlon9067
@@seanscanlon9067He f****** stole it, own it and stf*.
What is it they say? "Imitating is the finest form of flattery" (Except when the plagiarist makes more money from it)
Can we have a small C Conservative party in the UK please?
We already have, it is called the Labour Party under Starmer. Blair 2.0
Harry Enfield - Tim Nice Buy Dim canvassing for the Tories sketch comes to mind. Martin Clunes said something about something else with small c.
As in Hunt?
Surprised Ricky hasn’t added his voice to support for XL Bullies, Paul O’Grady certainly would have. Rather disappointed as he has said dogs are god spelt backwards.
How can you w..k wearing tights?
Asking for a friend, or plans for the weekend?
@@IanGee-007 Always invite friends at the weekend
…tut tut Ricky, that gag belongs to Spike Milligan
This is from 2004.
Yes, Spike told this and said it was a true story.
@Pseudonym-aka-alias which story was it?
@@michaeldevanney4796 the guy who shat himself and threw his trousers out of the train windows.
absolutely correct and Ricky has a whole set slagging comedians for stealing his material. its word for word spike Milligan.