The Heckles are the magic bit... How would you deal with a Heckler?
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He’s back! Peter Kay is back with even more brand-new live comedy taken from his Guinness world record-breaking eighteen-month tour across the UK.
We also take a unique and often hilarious look behind the scenes at life on the road as Peter reveals how he created his mammoth tour, playing 140 shows to 1.2 million people, officially making it one of the most successful stand-up comedy tours of all time.
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Peter gets stuck in a VHS player... kzhead.info/sun/lNuKpbuboHOVgpE/bejne.html
NICE MAN BAD JOKES
Peter , way back in the 80s , I played in a blues band in Boston , Mass . There was a local comedian by the name of Mike McDonald . I think that was his name . Jimmy the bass player asks Mike what's it like being heckled ? I love his reply . " For one thing , I got the mike . And another thing , this is what I do for a living . "
@@billsamuls7620 ????
Fantastic 😂
@@billsamuls7620 lmao how is there any bad jokes from Peter silly
Clever guy ....thinks on his feet...totally in control at all times....definitely one of the greats
great what
@@billsamuls7620 There are many other channels - you don't have to watch this one. Or is your screen stuck?
@@billsamuls7620 Great at not coming up with any new material - constantly rehashing his old stuff. Big light. Garlic bread, etc.
He's an old school master
@@shepmesiter True. The moment I heard Peter Kay talking about going for a curry after a night out and saying ' Chips,curry and rice,it's hot innit' Then points to woman in the audience and says 'Eh, she knows' I knew he was shite and that the audience must be pissed as farts or been smoking pot to actually laugh at that sad attempt at humour.
"Next time someone says 'Penny for your thoughts', Sell!!"
Or I don't have change
Right. That’s what he said in the video that we all watched. Are you transcribing for the deaf? Kind of a dick move not to do the whole thing.
@@fezzik7619 Who pissed in your porridge ?
@@fezzik7619 shut up
@@clamboursome no thanks
I rewatch these a lot, his physical comedy is top notch too.
I had the pleasure of meeting the fabulous Mr Kay when he came in to the store I was working at in Eccles. A true gent in every sense of the word.
You can tell he is what it says on the tin… a good bloke.
Have never met him but I’m sure he was!
Eccles in Manchester? Mad
From heckles to Eccles , I like that
I've never been heckled by a ship before :') had me laughing so hard I cried
"Who's smuggled a f*****g ship in?" 😂😂😂
Folks are having a great time, the laughter sounds like a surging ocean.
Never fails, the Cardiff one, "Not you dickhead! Her..!"
Are you a woman?! No you're a man! Shut your mouth! Lmfao 🤣
The bit that gets me is the “it’s like a truck reversing”
"Not you! Who the fuck are you"?
I absolutely love Peter. I wonder if he knows how much happiness he gives to people. Always makes me laugh you can't help it. 🤣🤣and cheers me up,
i can
i can
you should go and see some one for that
Can't help but love him❣️
Wish he was more prolific in regards to his telly work. Phoenix Nights was truly great but only 12 episodes and another 6 for Max And Paddy.
I wish he’d come back, we could all do with a laugh at the moment and Peter Kay is the best! Hope all is well with Mr Kay and his family👍😂😂
@Kyle Crosby "I look like a gay Satan!"
Dance for Life tour. April 15/16th Manchester - April 29th London - August 19/20th Liverpool
I WISH YOOU WELL BUT STILL DONT GET IT
@Kyle Crosby W😅
He had no new material that's why he cancelled his tour!!!
" when did you start, after cbeebies " 🤣🤣🤣
I love Peter Kay's bounce and use of his accent. He's the new improved club comedian. Fringe comedians often put shit on him but he's a consummate showman performing to packed houses.
Peter Kay has always made me laugh , this had my sides feeling like they splitting. And he didn't have to resort to being totally out of order .
You are right he never has done, his wit never has to resort to being rude 👏👏👏👏😂🇬🇧
I remember many years ago I was laid up on the settee with 2 broken ribs (got caught hard in a martial arts competition) but decided to watch his show as it was on TV at the time, I was laughing so hard but was in so much pain from laughing I had to turn it off! Absolute agony from laughing at him! The man's a genius!
NICE MAN BUT NOT FOR ME
if you paid me to watch him il get another job
@@billsamuls7620 but Bill, he speaks so highly of you ….!
That Dublin one was incredible.
The best one imo
Peter Kay the Maestro (no-maestro, maestro) does it all with that cheeky smile, and that`s why it`s funny. Love it!
"Have I just been heckled by a ship".. absolute tears of laughter. When you think the chronic and very unfunny so-called comedy shows on TV by highly paid scriptwriters that leave me stoned face and switch over after a few minutes as so bad. And this guy can take just random shouts from an audience and ship fog hall and turn it all into such joy and laughter is just pure magic.
You missed question marks, used too many and too few full stops, couldn't spell "horn" and started a new sentence with "And" without good cause for it. No wonder you think Peter Kay is doing magic. He's not even a magician, he is a comic. I used to think the education system failed... As it turns out, it didn't fail. People with online names like "Wake up UK" can't even accurately spell. Stick to your script, you can't be so inept you're gonna fuck up a Copy/Paste action. Hmm... Then again, I've been wrong before!
@@swanclipper Looks like a highly paid scriptwriter has taken offense to your comment @Wake up UK. lmao
@@swanclipper LOL.. Wow! and I thought I was too critical on here, you must lead a very sad life finding time to 'spell check' comments on KZhead. I will, though, say before you choose to check someone's English, you know what you are talking about. It is perfectly acceptable to start sentences with conjunctions such as 'And' and even 'But'. However, should only be used informally and I would say leaving a comment on KZhead about Peter Kay is certainly not business English. Yes, I admit I left out the ? and three other errors but I was laughing my head off and wanted to make the point how good Peter Kay is, especially we now live in a world where there is so little laughter and tight-arsed w*****s like you. I suggest you get out more, talk to people and basically just get a life.
@@swanclipper get a grip!!
@@swanclipper Too many full stops after failed. You're fired!!
He makes it look easy but it's not .... his timing is spot on.
is he supposed to be funny?
i think my opinion is spot om
@@jackflash743 Are you supposed to be an authority on humor?
@@jackflash743 only on weekends. 🤌🏼
@@jackflash743 GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR YOU SOUTHENN FAIRY AS YOU OF NUN
Seen most of these before but still crying with laughter sat here on a Tuesday evening 😂😂
Everything down to even the little gestures and eye movements are perfect. Simply hilarious.
lol and he does the real, true, British V sign with two fingers, not that awful "middle finger" nonsense ✌
He does not need any material. He can do an entire show by conversing with the audience.
"Next time someone offers you a penny for your thoughts. SELL." 🤣
And the pause before he said sell....perfect!
One of the most relatable comedians ever
Exactly 👏👏😂
Because he’s white, overweight with a common accent. Basically the typical guy in the UK
@@akeyasa2228 that’s what you took from my comment. 😆
@@johnsonandyjohnson alright JJ 🤣
What did Rihanna do to deserve that bro? 😂😂😂😂
Comedy masterclass right there. Legend
How can anyone not find this guy funny? And to top it, he keeps it so clean.
Simple,he's not funny, therefore I can't find him funny.
I just can't understand anything he says
mmmh dunno. Maybe ask Stewart Lee. or Richard Herring. Or keep eating chocolate pudding. Your call.
@@brucebiggy3593 That's right, he isn't funny, never has been funny, never will be funny. Sad ,but people are gullible.
@@margaretjbuckley people cant be gullible to instantaneous laughter, that comes naturally, when something is funny to them. Get a grip las, you aren't special, or unique, because your brain isnt tuned to a certain type of humour.
Love Peter Kay, always makes me laugh out loud 😂😂😂
I'm crying with laughter here. Pete ... mate you've brought tears to my eyes....they've been dry for over 30yrs
fuck me mate 30 years? seek help
Amazing, i love him, such a gentle soul.
Peter Kay ...good comedian. Always cheers me up.
Comedy genius, a brilliant display of his skills
He must have the patience of a saint, especially with WOo ! woman at 2:05
Peter Kay is the funniest man alive!!! 💋 His interactions with the wild audience members are totally uproarious and utterly sidesplitting. Love from Toronto.🥰❤❤❤
Agree 100%
Thank you Peter. 7 minutes of smiles.
Genius..... I just want him to be my mate, sat at the pub just having a pint.. You know it's going to be a good night...😂
that's why you're not friends with someone like him. you expect too much. people like you ruin days and nights of performers because you think, on or off the stage, they're there solely to entertain you and keep you happy. you're the reason "famous people" can't do normal shit. it's not that they're weird, it's that you're obsessive and ignorant to thier lives. time and time again anybody widely popular would say outloud, on camera, to other people, in public "i'm not always ON, i'm just like you, now let me eat with my family!" but no, you want him to be YOUR friend. i don't care if you're gonna walk back and pretend that's not what you meant, yet it's exactly what you expected. people like you are the reason we can't have nice things. IF you're lucky and get to meet this guy, you're the first person he's getting away from. you're not his friend, you're a fan of his performances. your dishonesty and lack of introspection on the subject show that you're incapable of being friends with anybody half as famous as Peter Kay. he's not even that popular. he's national, but that's it. international is a big stretch.i doubt you could hold your sweat back if you met someone who has been on a radio show. moronic comment. no thought behind it, and you think i should ignore it? nope. someone, in the future, will see your bullshit and they'll realise someone called you on it.
@@johnbatch9276 you gotta be as funny as Peter mate, and get the first round in..😎👊
@@johnbatch9276 Very ,very small doses. I've never once laughed at any of his so called jokes. But then again I'm not as pissed as a fart.
@@brucebiggy3593 why are you here then, troll?
He's Teetotal
An art form some comedians struggle with, but Peter Kay is deals with hecklers like a master artisan, taking apart a ship.
Which is why he got heckled by a ship.
Shipwrights build and repair watercraft, they don't "take them apart". O.N.C. H.N.C Master, now retired.
@@MrChrissy1r Roger that old waterman.
must get a lot of them
Comedy genius, pure class!
The Man The Legend.
Absolutely one of the best of all time, gets your sides splitting
Absolute class, brilliant comedian
Peter is just brilliant.
One of the very few funny guys I love Please come back bro. Born to make you laugh 🤣
legend showing how its done! as a warm up guessing he knows his craft I love and miss Peter
You are too funny mate you have me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off 😂
Something about Peter Kay! I always laugh my arse off with him. He’s a natural comedian!
thanks
ROFLMAO
it's ARSE, not ASS, you Americanised baboon
"I just been heckled by a ship...." I think I wet myself, lmfao.
No you didnt..
If someone says penny for your thoughts.....sell!! 🤣🤣 peter kay legend!!
I miss this guy. No one does comedy like him. Sean lock (RIP) and Bill Bailey are the only others that get close but with their own style.
Jesus, I haven’t laughed out loud at a KZhead video in ages until watching this. Brilliant.
islam
I was thinking the same once I stopped laughing 😂 😂 😂 x
Love it! I'm crying.
What a man arguably the best comedian ever makes me laugh everytime 😆 🤣
Right up there with Connolly and Robin Williams for me too.
You should have seen Ken Dodd live, best live comic ever and I've seen most of them at least once.
Tommy cooper
Charlie drake hello my darlings
@@CS-zn6pp good but not as funny as peter kay
"Are you getting that vodka intravenously" 🤣🤣🤣
Absolute genius!
A Peter the world needs ya. We’re all sad but you can bring the light back into our life’s. God bless.
Now that's comedian not losing any other crowd rolling with it and making him laugh even harder
Peter I know you are slowly coming back, your fans will always be there to support you and love your down to earth comic genius! We can’t wait to see your take on real life as it truly is and has always been. As a lady who is in my early 70s, your commentary ( jokes) are so spot on 😂. Can’t wait to see you doing what you do soon😘😘😂👏🇬🇧
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i must be missing somethink
@@billsamuls7620 , also, you're missing the correct spelling. It's "something."
@@paigeleigh2554 you say my spilling is bad my mafs teaher liked me she put a lot of red kises at the botem of me paper
@@billsamuls7620 , 🤣🤣🤣
Just BRILLIANT. 🤣 What a LEGEND.
Had me in stitches 😂😂
Best wishes to you sir ! I can't stop laughing/crying ! Thanks for sharing this video :-)
I live in Bolton and the accent there just lends itself absolutely perfectly to comedy. I find Boltonians generally funny because there's a sense of humour that is so traditional and homely. It is reflected a lot in Peter's jokes, centred around family life at home and in local communities. There's nothing so funny as people, especially if they're related to you! haha.
Fellow Boltonian here! I love Peter’s accent; he sounds like my dad!
Aye fellow boltonian too here
Is Brother Maleus originalky from Bolton, I don't think so, he s too posh. 🤔 😁
@@moonloversheila8238 he sounds like my grandad and my dad, both born in Farnworth
@@jackieporter5323 I'm from Farnworth 👍
Needed that, brilliantly 👏
Brilliant as always
Would love to go see this man live. Brilliant stand up
He is brilliant! Even before he became big and he was just playing at the comedy store he just as that observational comedy that you can’t beat!!! You start laughing before he even talks 😂 😂 😂 x
@@steviegg2670 Exactly, no one, as far as I’m concerned is so down to earth and says it as it is other than Peter👏👏😂😂🇬🇧
On tour again soon and well worth the ticket price.
He’s great live. Saw him in 2010. I had jaw ache from laughing so much 😂
Now's your chance! Only took me 45 minutes to get a ticket in the presale, and apparently that was pretty good compared with some people.
wow, what a relaxed performer.
He's such a legend!
Best Comedian on the planet!
what a good belly laugh that was, needed that.
" if someone offers you a penny for your thoughts...sell." 🤣
He's absolutely brilliant 👏
"I were gunna say you're off your tits but there's not enough room" 💀😂
Are you on glue got me rolling
Love Peter Kay💯
What a legend! 🤣
Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂
Good ol' Dublin wit the foghorn ha ha
Funniest shit ever hahaha
Peter Kay really is the greatest of all time
Is that you Mr Kay?
Oh, come on, you need to get out more. Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks...
@@margaretjbuckley how would getting out enable someone to see Richard Pryor or Bill Hicks?
@@davidransom643 Are you totally thick? It obviously means you ought to broaden your horizon, stop believing the shit you are fed by the media, think for yourself, which you seem incapable of doing. Happy now?
@@davidransom643 nice 👌😂
The last one got me 🤣
Brilliant. One of the best.
One of funniest comedians of all time
Are you drunk?
@@brucebiggy3593 No,. Are you?
@@Sanctified57 I'd have to be to laugh at Peter Kay.
@@brucebiggy3593 In that case you must be a miserable so and so in your sober state 😂
You've led a very sheltered life.
Natural great comedian - thinks on his feet - brilliant 🤩
Love this - well done Peter.
Absolute legend he is
You know you've made it as a comedian when a goat and mini rocket sneak in to see your live show; Also a ship decides to be brave and tries to heckle you!!! This has been greatly appreciated... Thank you so much for the upload It has been friggin hilarious!!! Off for a Peter Kay extravaganza!!! Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy's Road trip and all the live shows I can possibly find!!!
Don’t forget car share!
@@bloochoo2870 OMG I forgot all about that 🙀🙀🙀 Nice one hun 👍👌👍👌👍👌
😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
your right he gets on my goat
Come back soon Peter. We all miss you
It's spitting,takes me back,so right.The charts and VCR are class sketches.😅
I loved this guy and have missed his comedy. Top of the list when he left
Never fails to make me laugh 👏🤣
Come to Australia, you are one of the great talents all the world should see
Life needs you right now 😅😅
Absolute Genius!
Him and Lee Evans need to come back there just 1st class 👏👏
And micky Flanagan
*They're.
Is English you're first language?
Are you a washing machine or a fridge freezer mate?
@@zanussidish8144 *Your
Great sport Peter Kay is plus national treasure. You know that when the public think they own you.
A real master of his craft.
Love Peter Kay.
He always cheers me up, funny as. Thanks Mr Kay.
I understood 5 words but it was still hilarious
I love this man.
Cheered me up that, love PK. 🤣
Peter is awesome... some of the comedy from this man is just spectacular and appealing to every age group... top shelf stuff
IS IT CANNED LAUGHTER
@@billsamuls7620 HAVE YOU BEEN TO HIS SHOWS?
@@florianp2122 no im glad iv saved my money
iv seen loads of his vidios im yet to laugh
@@billsamuls7620 American?
Are you on glue 😂
Omfg, 3am in the morning and im laughing my ass off. Definitely an awesome comedian
Simply brilliant.