If Kevin Bridges Replaced Boris Johnson | A Whole Different Story | Universal Comedy
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If Kevin Bridges replaced Boris Johnson, this is how he'd get the Tory government to spend their money...
Website: www.kevinbridges.co.uk/
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Twitter Handle: @kevinbridges86
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This is my favourite TED talk
It's actually very thought provoking.
The Scotts give so few fucks that they could fix the world
Or NED as the case may be.
It looks so funny, I just wish they were a translation from Scotch to Aussie.
@@theguitaramptech, they're both English speaking countries 🤣
Never gets old. The references to Osborne and IDS show the clip's age, but it's scary how accurate everything he's saying still is.
Still Tories, its mad people vote for them.
@@bhew7409 Agreed. I mean, we're talking about people who saw Liz Truss talk about cheese and pork markets, looking like the dumb version of Holly from Red Dwarf, and thought "she'd make a brilliant PM!" May God have mercy on us... We *need* an election. Now.
1000 pound a week
@@MrSimonw58 😂😂 If things carry on the way they're going, though... Never mind tattoos, people will need that grand a week to buy food, heat the house, and fill up the car... 😳👀
Most political comedy dates extremely fast. This is more topical now than it was 10 years ago, or whenever it was recorded. A sad indictment of our country indeed.
that scarecrow joke hit the mark lol. you can tell a joke was superb when the comedian needs to pause for 10 seconds to allow people to stop laughing
I'm disabled and this was fricken hilarious!!
"Got the people checking the offside flag on that joke there!"😂😂, on guard all the time
@@whoarewe7515 True! Must be one of the most difficult professions these days
Comedy gold
I was in the audience at Southampton when Kevin was heckled by a man who'd taken the 'scarecrow' joke too personally. After he left in a huff, Kev told him to 'f**k off'. :D
“Wtf ur the Cayman islands gawny dae aboot it” 😂🤣 “That’ll explain the sniffing” 🤣 fukin legend 👏🏻
That scarecrow shout was funny AF
That or stamp licker
It's not poor people spending, it's rich people saving. Not a truer word said, you'd be surprised how much this affects the economy
From a macroeconomic perspective, this is undeniably TRUE.
Rich people saving turns into investment into products and services leading to jobs and growth. Poor people spending buying TVs, Phones and big Macs
@@JH-dp3hm Go study for your SATs bro you have no idea.
@@JH-dp3hm not the brightest are you?
@@JH-dp3hm oh, honey...
The funniest stand-up I have EVER had the pleasure to have seen ..... KB is The Man!
This is his best socially aware stuff yet. Constantly hitting the nail on the head. Folk on dooe "drinking " pay MORE into our economy than ANY of the psycho corporates do.
Put the doll up a grand a week got me 💀
This comedy genius nails it with reference to the deficit.
Love this guy lol. There's a farm looking for a scarecrow lol xx Scottish through and through xx get to ur work lmao xx love it xx
Intalectually intimidated lmao xx I cant breathe lmao xx
The guy is a comedy genius and his politics are bang on
Best comedian in the modern era
Invade the Cayman islands, get it back! I had to play it again so many times just to laugh again.
I'm amazed at how KZhead is able to auto caption this quite good.
The bit about signing on with a taxi keeping the meter running is real. My mate's a taxi driver and it happens.
I was a taxi driver for a while and people on the dole leave the meter running wherever they're going 😂
Awesome, true words and bloody hilarious.... definitely need to be the next prime minister
He said the truth about the government going after disability
So the government should! Out of this 6 million cripples, how many are down the golf course at weekends and jogging round he back garden.
@@adamant5419 About five or six?
@@MarkStevens8899 5 or 6 hundred yes
@@adamant5419 5 or 6 hundred out of an alleged 6 million is a tiny fraction. Just 0.01% If this was, of course, in any way accurate, then I'd just aswell leave the ones frauding the system, so those that are genuinely in need of support, are able to claim exactly what they are entitled to for a decent standard of living. If you think that's the problem with this country and its economy, then you have been successfully brainwashed by years of mainstream, tabloid propaganda.
@@adamant5419 So an insignificant total then on the grand scale of things.
"ma Da just f*ckin clamped your Da" 😂😂😂
Absolutely fooking hilarious, this is not my BIT!!!!😂😂😂😂
About time someone told it like it is .
O.M.G. THIS GUY IS AMAZING 😂
This guys a bloody legend……😂😂😂
So was Robin Hood
Go listen to some ant music! 🙄
Hes not wrong And fuckin hilarious
Best young man ever...so funny.
What a king! Thx for the laughs mate.
Make Kevin Bridges PM immediately, at least he has a handle on this f..ked country 👍🏼🙏😁
Kevin for PM? Every time someone says something remotely sensible we Brits like to call for them to be Prime Minister. My vote is for Kevin Bridges. (I wrote this in the comments before I read your comment)
Kevin bridges is fucking hilarious.😂😂😂
Love him , he’s not changed , I’m glad I can relate to where he’s coming g from , best wishes. , stay normal
KB is very very good, if ever you get the chance to see him live, do it!!!
Love you Kevin Bridges!
He just described UBI, and he's right lol.
I love Scotland It's the place you can buy a hoose.
What?
@@yvonnehayton6753 He means house, but it is pronounced as "hoose" in Scottish accent
Brilliant 😂😂😂
Superb as usual
Legend ❤️
Hilarious 😂
Yer bit is the houses around you but your bit is your doorstep
Fuckin' love you mate.. spot on!
this is great
Legendary comedy 👌🏻😅. Growing up on a council estate myself and getting a mortgage away from "my bit" i can completely relate to that 🤣
Always truth in comedy though.
I have to watch the Kevster a few times to understand what the boy is actually saying . . .but its worth it . .
Kevin for PM? Every time someone says something remotely sensible we Brits like to call for them to be Prime Minister. My vote is for Kevin Bridges.
Tells you everything you need to know about the state of government in the UK... Doesn't it?
Theresa may ,Boris Johnson and Liz
Clamped and frizzle 🤣🤣🤣
De sending a pomegranate!!! Haha
de seeding
Gary Barlow 😂
What a legend.
I was actually at this Gig in 2015 at the Hydro
Ive teleported my self into a Scottie dog fella gotta eat everything .... I've actually never tried fried mars bar in batter I recognise all the places in your top vid X
More economically astute than the political establishment.
I would vote him, king
Shared😆❤️
It's what the man says 🤘
I just shat my pants listening to this😂
Is there somewhere we can vote to get Kevin Bridges to be the next James Bond?
Only if a comedy or if they wished to ruin 007
@@adamant5419 True. This may be wishful thinking, but I noticed Henry Cavill quit "The Witcher" this weekend... and it wouldn't surprise me at all if he was announced as the new James Bond sometime in the new year. And THAT would be pretty awesome, I think. I was rooting for Tom Hardy, but I'm not sure he's interested in the role. Time will tell - cheers! 🍻
Just let us vote for him as PM
Bridges is in fact just expounding classical keynesian analysis - analysis i might add that is proven to be almost wholly correct
Do not flatter the lisping goon with any intellectual foresight.
Kevin keeping it real. God bless him
off to Glasgy on Sat 3rd sept 2022 to see this LEGEND again
How was it?
GLASGEE
Ha ha very true 😂😂😂😂😂
Guys comedy class🤣🤣🤣 big Kev fae clydebank yer missin yer bit big yin
This really is very funny! Sebastian think so too... as do Diego!
Invade the Cayman Islands!! hahaha
As funny as this is, when you think about it theres alot of truth in it. Guys a genius
KB for PM !
how did adblocker not work on this video :O
Much love for Biso and maka Thaa ❤️ ❤❤
Invade the Cayman Islands? Would that be the Royal Navy versus the British Army?
Bril!!
👼 Kevin became king 👑
😂😂😂😂😂
This is on a different level to his current tour unfortunately
"Ma Da jist fukin clamped your Da"
Kevin for prime minister
Luckily i only understand 50%. Im dying
Now's the time Kev 😈
🤣🤣🤣
Kevin Bridges ages like honey.
He’s a stunner. Independence for Scotland
"...they could go after Gary Barlow but it's your fkn fault!"
UBI works 👏
Anyone who says "chillax" should be immediately terminated with extreme prejudice before he can reproduce
I wish he was my president!
I believe that most of the products that would be bought...and it's not a knock against the idea of upping the £££ to be spent.. unemployed/pensioners....but most things bought are made not in the UK...so the profit will not be in the Cayman Isles...but in the pockets of the car/TV etc manufacturers...and their bosses will have the money...fair enough they'll probably put in Cayman...but hey .
😂😂😂
"Fucking invade the Cayman Islands" If the UK invaded the Cayman Islands, they'd be invading their own territory 😂
Yes, it's funny. Yes, it's also scarily accurate. The Tories have been in power for more than TWELVE YEARS, and their cruelty towards everyone except their chums has increased for every one of those years....
What about if you became King Kevin?
Kev spks the truth in a hilarious way , the rich get richer and the working class pay for it all Welcome to England 2024
I'm American and it's funny as well as truly applicable here too. I love this man! And, of course The Big Yin too!
Hi kirsty hope you are well
Just a few minutes into this and thinking it should be a Labour Party Political Broadcast, or he should be writing them😎
🤣😅💥💯
Shows UK is United in class only brilliant,
Nay probs Kev I N!!!! Are you willing to pay for them now you're loaded?????????????
Was he trying to imitate Jacob Rees Morg?
People on the dole are like two-day millionaires. Millionaires one day, broke the next.
Yes . It's like that 😎
a pleb with a ned ascent
Asking for paw of god 😀😀😀😀
That doll thing would work or if they rose the miminum wage to £15 hour. Watch people spend and spend
Watch companies sack millions of staff overnight.