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Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by Dave Attell for an old-school comedy hangout. Dave has a new special out on Netflix called Hot Cross Buns and he's also here to play catch-up. Tom and Bert chat with him about comedy milestones, new material, overseas touring, Bert's fear of flying, crowd work, stage time, and big venues vs small venues. They also talk about all the comics from their respective generations and beyond including, Zach Galifianakis, Louis CK, Greg Giraldo, Shane Gillis, Brody Stevens, Doug Stanhope, plus the business acumen of Taylor Swift. Take a seat and smoke 'em if you go 'em!
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KZhead Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:45 - Comedy Milestones
00:07:17 - Hanging Out With Dave
00:12:34 - New Material/New Specials
00:19:15 - Artie Lange/Jim Norton/John Mulaney
00:23:16 - Overseas Touring
00:27:14 - Conjoined Twins/Fear Of Flying
00:35:37 - Funny Family/Doug Stanhope
00:42:23 - Zach Galifianakis/Brody Stevens
00:46:36 - Utilizing Your Stage Time/Crowd Work
00:53:38 - Learning Lessons/Louis CK
00:58:45 - Big Venues
01:09:01 - Shane Gillis
01:14:43 - Taylor Swift
I still miss nadav
Every week
I missed it... where did Nadav go?
@theadvocatespodcast he left. Many people say it was to avoid running a marathon he had agreed to doing, but Nadav says it was because he didn't like the direction the channel was going. Either way, sounds like lazy J shit.
@@neighborbruce 😊 thanks Peace
@@theadvocatespodcastVery Nadav Show on KZhead. It’s very good.
"Everyone dresses like this down at the shelter" Man, dave has never missed. Glad hes sober and still doing club gigs. Hes always been a real one. Staying up late to watch Insomnia was a childhood core memory for me
Insomniac made me love comedy when I was just a yungin
Hate Bert from Texas
Insomniac was so perfect. I been looking to find it on DVD which has been a challenge.
To be honest, I hated Insomniac, cause it was when MTV was switching from Music Video's only to mostly the scripted shows like the real life etc.. Then 'Skanks for the Memories' dropped and I've been a die hard fan since then
@@rogerwilco1777 That's weird, I never knew "insomniac" went to MTV, I thought it was just on Comedy Central.
"So Dave, let me ask you this.." Blurt "Wait I have something completely off topic to say"
Blurt is the perfect nickname
Haha! "Blurt."
I'm not watching this because blurts in it. If it was just Tom and Dave then I'm in....sadly now
My fav part was watching the end of level boss of NY comedy snipers listening to Bert talk about arena comedy. I've loved seeing Bert's rise while the NYC snipers, sneer and bleet like reddit hatebots. Like you.
@@CIRCLEOFTONE 😂 Sounding like a guy who prefers the new Pantera 🤦🏻♂️
Atell is a comedy god. The fact that he refuses to accept that fact is one of the things that makes him a comedy god.
Attell is the MF DOOM of comedians
Swear
So that makes Bert Sofa King
🙌
@@butterknutts5888sofa king we Todd Ed
@@butterknutts5888bert got no soul, like a sock with a hole
Bert offering bone broth to dave like its a coffee was crazy 😂
Lol Bert so random
Nice of them to have Dave on so Bert can talk over and interrupt two people.
Yeah, I stopped watching like a year ago. It's just annoying.
@@j.yahnke stopped watching a year ago just came to hate ? What a cool guy 😎
@@Jeter23 no, I came to watch Attell. Thanks for the compliment! 🤡
@@Jeter23 negative ghost rider. I figured I could watch Attell without 74 stories from Blurt. Already turned it off around the Norm McDonald part.
Burt=lame
59:05 Dave's reaction to Bert on suggesting "The Dave Attell Arena Tour" is amazing. Bert can't comprehend that Dave is pure talent, and he is just pure Ego
Bert is a freaking embarrassment to comedy. Never should be called a comedian.
Tom: "I just woke up in an apartment, trying to keep up with the whiskey shots" Dave: "Sounds like a book deal to me" hahahahahahahahahaha
I saw the thumbnail and genuinely panicked thinking Dave Attel was gonna be on the show with just Brent Chrysler.
BRENT CHRYSLER 😂
burnt crystals
relatable
@@lozzzzy he's quiet angry thats what that hysterical giggle of deep deep DEEEEEEEEP DENIAL and tom knows and cant say diddly xoxoxo what a bummer brent cant stop thinking its playtime and goes HARDER into the denial loop....i LOVE YOU BERT QUIT DYING IN PUBLIC and forcing your family on front street...sorry not sorry amen
It’s gonna seem like that no matter what
"Since you're going to play Billy Joel eventually in a biopic, let me ask you this" Best line to come out of this podcast.
I can’t wait to listen to Dave listen to Bert
When Dave was on Something's Burning and said he didn't want to leave the room because he was afraid he might walk into a better podcast, this is the podcast he was talking about. j/K anything with Dave is great.
The bear noises Burnt Krishna was making was a nice touch.
It’s nuts how much these guys have turned into Whoopi and Joy
Perfect comparison
So glad I’m not paying enough attention to notice such a thing
@@thehumanwiIIdo you watch on mute or something?
@@maybeaspider3456 you watch those dusty gashes yap yap yap often enough to know their personalities?
do i watch women on television? no i dont do either of those. but unfortunately ive probably seen over 100 episodes of 2bears at this point@@hornedgoatweed
I wish this one was just Tom and Dave
so does everyone 😂
Heard Tom talk like twice. Wtf
lol, he just can’t help it.
It's seriously painful how unfunny Bert is..
Tom doesn’t have anything to add to the conversation.
I’m so glad Dave’s special was a hit good for him . I enjoyed it, so hard just doing rapid fire jokes for 40 minutes .
i was sad it was only 37min, expected this legend to have hours of gold packed for a special. will take any min from him tho, not complaining, just sad
The seals would disagree
Dave Attel new special was just as good as Trevor Wallace and Matt Rife specials, aka, dogshit😅
NONE of it was funny, AT ALL😅 turned it off after 12 mins
Who's your favorites, Bert or Chris D'alia or something. Dave is a legend, he's not Trevor Wallace or Matt Rife, he's nothing like them. I think I'll still watch it
It's funny watching Tom and Dave sit there and talk about how it's important to constantly hone the craft - meanwhile, Bert is getting ready to squeal laugh, take his shirt off, and scream "THE MACHINE!" for the 10,000th time in his head.
Was really nice to see Dave make a podcast round
Ok I will be watching 2 bears now for this one. Dave Attell is a legend! Please let him talk Burt 🙏 😂
The only reason is dave
would even watch impaulsive or tfatk for dave, and those pods give me seizures
@@chi15800If he went on Tfatk with Jeff Ross and all they did was roast those clowns then yes.
Dave Attel new special was just as good as Trevor Wallace and Matt Rife specials, aka, dogshit😅
@@chi15800Bert gives me a instant migraine anytime I even see a picture of him let alone listening to to whatever asinine topic he’s chosen.
“Happy birthday, have a cigarette” sent me 😂
Sent you what?
@@curlyb sent me to the underworld for eternal pain and suffering.
Dave has such a pure soul, just a real dude.
He's never and will never, be anything to appease others. He's a real masculine man and people forgot what that even looks like. He's even said he won't do massive venues because it takes away from his genuine self. Always been a club comic.
@@BoinkrNanis amen
I see Dave Attell, I click…16 times to get thru the initial onslaught of ads
I hardly watch Brent and Tim anymore because of the dam ads… I’m dealing for Attell
Buy premium worth it
They start way before 5 minutes you're a liar
@@articbjorn9001HAHAHA they are so greedy now and way out of touch. Only clowns would pay for this...
Dave Attel new special was just as good as Trevor Wallace and Matt Rife specials, aka, dogshit😅
Perfect smoke ring unintentionally by Dave at 20:40
BERT “wait! Let me talk about myself” !
its honestly insane no one close to him has told him he is the worst part of every podcast hes on. its so east to just shutup and let others shine sometimes
*Happy to see Dave getting some flowers.* When Dave says, _My Ppl get me,_ I don't know if he accepts how huge that circle really is.
46:59 it is apparent how much Dave has impacted these two, but especially Tom…. Tom has said the exact same thing in the exact same way in regardless to “pressure on stage” which means he clearly learned and ingrained Dave Attel’s words early on in his career.
bret wont even shut up in front of Dave Attell
Meh. Leave
@@scottcroft9975you leave first poopstain
He actually didn’t talk too much this ep… seems like people just want to say shut up to Mr. Krishna in the comments (granted he usually does, but he was actually okay this time)
Don’t watch it if you don’t like it. Simple as that.
He really didn’t lol they’re clearly pretty good friends…
Bart never disappoints with interrupting people with the same old stories
Thank god Tom is on
Why he sucks.
@@oboy9090negative.
Amen.
Tom brings balance to the pod. When it’s just Bert, chaos.
@@oboy9090 So edgy bro
2 Bears, 1 Dave should be a new thing
That would be EPIC I love Portnoy!
@@fornhunkle nice to hear you peaked in highschool
@@chi15800 Didn't we all?
@@fornhunkle all portnoy fans? defo. i m an attell fan, so I'll peak around 72
That would be so awesome! For everyone!
2 BEARS 1 DAVE 🎉
This needs more attention
Hahahaaha “Lady Mary with the glass piece” could definitely do an arena tour..
insomnia meets apnea
Beautiful
Under appreciated comment.
Ready for some fog talk.
Mo ketchups !
who goes there?? friend or foe?
Daves new special is hilarious.
I can't do the shows with Bert involved anymore sucks because this would have been great.
Berp spoke the entire time, disgraceful
Who cares,shut up
I agree, made an exception due for Dave Attell.
Just full blown annoying
Bert is COOKED.
I didn't watch this to hear all about Barff's family, drinking history, etc. yet again...I stuck through it for Dave.
Hands down one of the best episodes ever. Dave Attel is a legend and getting to hear him talk with Tom and Bert made my day. All three of these guys are funny as hell on their own, but getting to hear them talk about some of my favorite comedians is fantastic. A real trip down memory lane. Keep up the good work Tom and Bert.
Employee
53:08 I love how chill Tom is being... Sledgehammer was all about this
Hot cross buns fucking hilarious special. The number of funny jokes is incredible
90+ jokes in 30 mins is crazy. I'm going to watch it tonight.
Love Dave. How many podcasts can there be with comedians talking about standup though
Dave really did a podcast press tour
Bert has “25 years” and one bit
Gotta love 2 bears 100 banked episodes
I was wondering how long ago this was from because they all think that just for laughs is still happening even though it filed for bankruptcy in February I think
@@jb7720 Yo at 21:57 they mention Norm Macdonald and talk about him like he's still alive.
@@DK-rc7orNo, listen again. He said, "I love how you brought up NORTON, because he doesn't get enough props...etc etc" He said Norton, not Norm.
Dave is blessing all of our favorite pods
Attell is a fucking legend. I wish I cared about anything as much as he loves comedy.
God I wish Bert could read the comments
Nothing like an addict admiring others for having addictions. That explains a lot.
Bert just can't shut the hell up lmfao
really is incredible that there has never been a single podcast where bert wasnt the worst part of the show
@@DylanLukeLosasso it's incredible you watched that many episodes now fukoff
Netflix should pay this man his money
I loved the one minute quiet while Bert tried to figure out 51-26=25…
I've been a YMH studios fan since day 1 because of the comedy, stayed a subscriber because of inside baseball episodes like this. For an aspiring comic, it's episode like these that really mean the most.
prove it
Give up comedy, I promise you're not good
Also, hate from Florida
Bert is that coworker that I avoid in every possible way. Dave, however, is the guy to have a cigarette break with.
Even if you don’t smoke.
I like how Dave kept bridging up working class to create awkwardness and they would immediately dodge it. They both were rich kids
The Tom clearing his throat when Dave is mentioning great cinematography in recent specials like Mulaney's and not talking about Tom's is hilarious
Thanks You Papa Jeans for making sure Bart didn’t talk this entire episode
Take a breath bart, let Dave speak.
Have Dave be a guest bear! We all love him! as a person who grew up watching stand-up comedy David is the foundation of my comedy watching career. More Dave!!! More Dave!! More Dave!!
I should have know them talking about bone broth for a month was leading up to a fucking ad lmao
Special Shout-out to Blurt Chrysler for totally RUINING this episode that I was really looking forward to watching, featuring an All-time Comedy Great! Thanks 🔥🔥🔥🔥
It was nice having both Bears with Attell today. Very cool.
I’m so glad Bert is over his peak… once he starts sliding it will be great
Tom using the phrase “masturbatory” in the same sentence as Louis CK is good
Tom can't talk, Dave can't talk. One Bear no Bart
"Did I read it right?" 😂
"You don't ever go back to a subject" Lol thats adorable Bert
If I had a nickel for every time someone told me bone broth is “sooooo healthy for you” I might actually buy some
I hate when the guest is so good I have to watch something with Bart in it.
I saw Dave a few months ago in Virginia Beach. He had me gasping for breath. I physically hurt from laughing so hard for the following 3 days. Amazing show!
Dave Attel new special was just as good as Trevor Wallace and Matt Rife specials, aka, dogshit😅
"That story says two things about you: you're a super fan of mine and a debatable dad."
Nothing like a Monday notification for Bart and TIm
I thought maybe Tom was sick or down but then realized Burt just can't shut up. Come on man. Let Tom and Dave get a word on frat boy
Bart just now figured out that funny jokes work better in a comedy setting.
I remember stumbling across insomniacs on late night tv as a teenager. It was absolutely amazing. I'd watch it almost without blinking. Was so so good. Attell is a legend.
Two bears one guest goes hard ngl
Finally.....been waiting
if only he was allowed to speak
As a fan, arenas and even most theaters suckkkkk... Sitting shoulder to shoulder like you're watching a football game. I don't know exactly how to explain it but it's a really detached feeling from the show/comedian. You're sitting in a pool of people, some talking and not even paying attention. It's just odds, you put that many people in one area and some of them will be terrible. When you're in the middle of the crowd your experience feels more dictated by the crowd For comedy, the hangout energy of a club feels so much better than the event feeling arenas bring
Dave Attell is the best comedian.
"if its not bout me i dont really listen to" 😂😂 we know brett
Don't watch the pod if all you're gonna do is shitpost about Bert.
Nobody is forcing you to read the comments.
We're only watching cause of Dave and have to put up with Burnt Chrysler, so we talk shit about him in hopes he reads them.
Hey Bart. Tom’s on the Pod to 😂
"I want her to smoke cigarettes instead of vapes" is the most assbackward sentence 🤣
Attel’s new special is legendary.
Bro I get to watch Dave talk to two people who stole his whole schtick
Wow just realized it.. Tom ripped off his delivery… Bert ripped off insomnia
@@coryburns8826I don't see how Attell and Segura's delivery are the same. Have you ever watched Attell?
Dave Attel new special was just as good as Trevor Wallace and Matt Rife specials, aka, dogshit😅
Oh, and....NO
I saw Attell on the Fully Loaded tour at Baltimore CFG Arena, and it was an incredible show. It felt more like a KISS concert at moments, and was a fantastic evening with my buddies. Looking forward to seeing Dave again next month.
"Did I read that right"...... best ending ever lol
Reflexive negative reactions jumped the shark. They discussing adventures with verified legend and ppl looking too desperately for negatives. Attell awesome.
Dave Attel new special was just as good as Trevor Wallace and Matt Rife specials, aka, dogshit😅
If Attell is a legend, what does that make Chappelle and Louis CK? 😅
@@BasedGod-ey5ee Chappelle is, arguably, king of an era. Like Murphy, Rock, Williams. Attell is the Godfather of the New York comedy scene. Kills it at the biggest clubs and has been doing so for decades. He's like the Bowery King character in John Wick, not a TV or general fan legend. Louis CK very talented and reached rarefied air in comedy before fall. He's never been as big as Chappelle and never been as good in the clubs as Attell. Definitely talented but weird to group him in on this. If going for fame, why not Kevin Hart? If "edgy whiteish guy angst that hits a valuable demographic" why not Bill Burr or Daniel Tosh or Larry David? If you go see Attell at Comedy Cellar in New York, you'll see his place in the hiearchy and why these "bigger" comics sucking up to him sincerely.
Watched Dave's special yesterday, twas an absolute banger.
i have to say I hated how much I saw every comic sucking off dave like their life depended on it. then I watched the special and finally understood the hype.
Dave Attel new special was just as good as Trevor Wallace and Matt Rife specials, aka, dogshit😅
@@BasedGod-ey5eeHAHAHAHA you actualy watched trevor and matt's specials? what an idiot. i wasnt even a fan of dave but his special was pretty decent and it being shorter was perfect
Great episode! It has been a few months since I’ve been able to finish one, but this was entertaining all the way through.
"Since you're gonna play billy Joel in a biopic." Biggest laugh of the whole pod. Dave is comedy.the idea of what it is. God bless
Dave mistaking norm for mark normand lmao
When was that
@@mack9225 21:50
the 🐐 attell
🤣"Did I read that right?" Attell🔛
Nice to see you guys some what humble here.
Please guys more ads … the show has become one big inside joke of ball swinging
I can still here NADAV laughing. 🥲
he is more like a comic addict that feeds off the interaction and knows what makes him tick..its pretty cool ..probally one of the reasons people call him a "creature of comedy"
Dave Attell has always been awesome! Can't say that about the 2 Queens .
Dave Attell 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾
Bert gets more and more annoying every week interrupting the guests