Tom's relationship with Bert is how I imagine he talks to Ellis; "oh yeah buddy? you think you can run faster than Usain Bolt?"
@NotAvailableEmotionally3 ай бұрын
Spot on 😂😂😂😂😂
@carmensperry70953 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 where did you get the water from 😂😂
@jeeperscreepers37823 ай бұрын
Bert acting like he understands chess to any extent is adorable
@003scorn3 ай бұрын
Tbf if he really spent a weekend he could have learned a couple games, problem with Berty boy is retention, it’s Monday when they film so he is fresh off the weekend
@kyleoldham61153 ай бұрын
He probably measures levels of intelligence by life experiences and wealth and having happy friends and family, but by all means think you're smarter by wasting months of your life sitting there staring at some meaningless game
@WKRP1873 ай бұрын
@@WKRP187 honestly not even that into chess anymore I played in high school for a bit when I had time but I was playing sports and stuff so there is a balance you can have in life, you know be smart and still enjoy life maybe you should try it, might give you a better tone when talking to people
@kyleoldham61153 ай бұрын
"Horses" and "Castles" though..... Bobby Fischer though.... 😑
@googleedood97213 ай бұрын
He is like a child
@mccarraa3 ай бұрын
Bert trying to sound brilliant while saying "Understandering" warms my heart. HAHA
@YetiVlogs3 ай бұрын
thats pretty understrandable
@je__.3 ай бұрын
“Chess is my PASSION.” -A grown man that’s been playing it for a weekend 😂
@ZDCastle3 ай бұрын
Cant wait for the episode in two months where they recap the superbowl 😂
@seae20303 ай бұрын
Or how they crashed pats show.
@justbigstepbro91673 ай бұрын
This episode was recorded and banked before they even recorded their vodka announcement episode!
@seNor916x43 ай бұрын
I can still hear nadav laughing on this one so wait til august
@MrBweat3 ай бұрын
@@MrBweat Nadav is googling
@seae20303 ай бұрын
@@MrBweat 😂
@oli.y3 ай бұрын
I feel like Garth Brooks has put a curse on Tom's comment sections 💀 😅
@JustABloke283 ай бұрын
Garth has no genitalia, that’s the culprit behind all of the bodies
@user-bo1gf7bg8v3 ай бұрын
Andy reid agrees
@georgeford31373 ай бұрын
I’m starting to be a fan of of Garth
@Freshcheez3 ай бұрын
@@reklezzz9038that why no one fks you?
@johng90953 ай бұрын
I think Tom cursed himself by being a rich prick about it
@dillinghamerboy253 ай бұрын
Every week I’m more and more surprised that Bert can tie his own shoes. Dude really just said chess is more complicated than checkers like he discovered something 😂😂😂
@johnkaligandis59413 ай бұрын
Bert licking his fingers, chewing and burping directly into mic is just lovely
@willvmurdaugh3 ай бұрын
Bert is proof that you don't need to be smart to be rich.
@THX50003 ай бұрын
He’s finally gotten his fans to pay for his alcoholism.
@18Callahan3 ай бұрын
He’s brilliant in one thing. Marketing himself to get views and ticket sales but he is a full blown narcissist.
@gunsandgears42183 ай бұрын
You'd be surprised how dumb most rich people are. Or I don't know...literally everyone in the world in control of nuclear weapons are IDIOTS.
@rachelphilpott78283 ай бұрын
Actually, having an iq of 100 or lower increases your odds of being successful. Most people and companies do not like intelligence.. Smart people ask questions..
@leonunlimited75523 ай бұрын
@@leonunlimited7552Any statistics to back that up? Genuinely curious 🤙
@jameswatkins6563 ай бұрын
“What is wrong with my brain?” You’re an alcoholic Bert. 😂😂
@diehardgatorfan333 ай бұрын
Por Locos. 🤓
@lindaohanraha-hanrahan28173 ай бұрын
@@lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817por pendejo 😂
@ArtGuitarLTX3 ай бұрын
Bert thinking he has the best ideas, not realizing his brain is just a Bingo Hopper spittin out random numbers.
@henrygarcia8283 ай бұрын
I can picture the astonished face the grand master Bert will have, when he sees a clock next to a real chess board lol
@k2jjp3 ай бұрын
Lol, Bert’s famous move: Pawn, Pawn, Horse, tall bitch in the back.
@chrissarvello68522 ай бұрын
Tom: "Jesus, don't give away your strategy like this, you are going to change the Chess World." LMAO
@davidfadden79483 ай бұрын
Bert's is so insane! Doesn't know the pieces names. Did he not say modern league baseball?
@reesespieces58503 ай бұрын
@@reesespieces5850 and gmp
@fancyclown68633 ай бұрын
Hate from the comments that you pretend not to read
@joebreakerx3 ай бұрын
Nono he reads oooonly Tom's
@stonyfunfazwansk26723 ай бұрын
It’s sad to admit but I agree. The glory days are over.
@severinwolf4973 ай бұрын
@@severinwolf497shows even better now but the unfollow button is not hare to find....yet here you are making them money😅😅
@Bryan316173 ай бұрын
I didnt give this any play time, i immediately paused and come to read the comments lol
@nv32173 ай бұрын
Same
@briankunkel27543 ай бұрын
Now I'm out. Peace
@briankunkel27543 ай бұрын
same
@funkk3 ай бұрын
wow good for you
@parallax88963 ай бұрын
I played for the first time over the weekend. I'm a chess master. Even bought 2, $300 suits. Great episode.
@josephwittlieff44023 ай бұрын
Whenever you think you know how dumb Blurt is, he lowers the bar even further.
@violentmeadow3 ай бұрын
Seriously. First time listeners may wonder whether or not he is mentally challenged. The way he constantly interrupts and changes subjects....and then the ridiculous statements and claims he makes. It's comical, but not funny.
@KZill.Fly10223 ай бұрын
Dude he laid the bar on the ground, rolled around on it, accidentally poked himself in the eye and pooped his pants lowered the bar. Like this muffukker is special AF.
@worldssickestmedia27133 ай бұрын
idk why this is the first time i’m seeing Blurt. so fucking funny bro 😂
@jacksonbruns94293 ай бұрын
@@jacksonbruns9429welcome the charm wears off incredibly fast
@InspectahReese3 ай бұрын
@@InspectahReese no i’m not new. and there never was any charm. but blurt is just so fitting i’m surprised that’s the first i saw it
@jacksonbruns94293 ай бұрын
welcome to 2 adds at 1 time
@dikoboscato52343 ай бұрын
remember when these guys crashed the pat MacAfee show to promote 'their' vodka? Class acts
@frenchiegames3 ай бұрын
Was such an A Hole move. Bert really thinks showing the NFL Rookie of the year that he can do 20 push ups would impress him. CJ had no clue who he was.
@mutsa83 ай бұрын
Remember they are friends with pat..... go back to your double wide you poor
@Bryan316173 ай бұрын
they seem like best buds! I bet they appreciated it as much as redbar@@Bryan31617
@frenchiegames3 ай бұрын
the haters are FGTRTDs my friend@@Bryan31617
@mastergwaha3 ай бұрын
I can't wait for the day a picture of Tom and Bart is on the YMH cool guys' wall. We got a couple of really cool fellas here today.
@lucianholbrook39663 ай бұрын
Welcome to 10 Ads 1 Chat w/ Blart and Tommy
@doubles75333 ай бұрын
Bahahahahaa 😂
@jlk903 ай бұрын
I wish it stopped at 10 YT ads
@stephh18233 ай бұрын
Love how you people cry about ads when every podcast has them, if you were in this situation you’re telling me you would have no ads ??? Just going to do it for free ??
@Chickennuggets183633 ай бұрын
Maybe use an adblock extension in your browser.
@ionee7773 ай бұрын
@@Chickennuggets18363the embedded sponsor ads are out of control, I would gladly pay for a KZhead account that negates all that.
@MrDanielSolano0073 ай бұрын
When Bert starts flailing about after eating something bad, I can absolutely see the "baby walrus" he brought up in his special Razzle Dazzle.
@Retired_Sinner3 ай бұрын
As an individual who is working on their bachelors in accounting and finance, I was astonished to hear Bert say GNP. He is correct about it being a bar for productivity in a country.
@williamthompson50663 ай бұрын
“He hit the f***ing tree.” This whole episode had me laughing harder than I have in awhile. Thanks boys. 💪🏻
@EricPatno3 ай бұрын
Awww theyre hitting their youtuber reaction era
@DVEntH2O3 ай бұрын
They're all grows up
@BringBackDislikesYoutube6663 ай бұрын
Tom became the coolest of cool guys 😅 I think he learned tho, let them cook and try to win the audience back
@Tybolt13 ай бұрын
Get a grip
@user-gp6jj5ye4c3 ай бұрын
Today Bert gets to learn what a vegetable tastes like!
@zoomcat51383 ай бұрын
Yeah! You said it @@user-gp6jj5ye4c. You're totally not a bot.
@jessicabecause37173 ай бұрын
Ah yes people's favorite, hearing others eat on a microphone!
@neighborbruce3 ай бұрын
Especially someone lacking self awareness as much as Bwert; literally interrupted his own chewing to talk. Awesome to hear.
@JoshuaGJustice3 ай бұрын
Imagine sniffing the mic after this
@neighborbruce3 ай бұрын
Still acting like slobs eating with their mouths open!! You think with the amount of money they have they could buy some f'n manners!!!! Not to mention Bert faking throwing up. The reason he didn't need the trash can is because he was playing up to it. I have no idea why, it's not funny in the slightest hearing a 50year old acting like a 3year old, pretending to throw up. Everything he does now is so cringy. Don't even get me started on that friggin dolphin "laugh" he puts on.... Why? It's not funny.
@The_Honest_Bogan3 ай бұрын
Bert calling himself a chess “Master” and not knowing the name of the knight or queen is probably the funniest thing he’s done on this podcast
@mrpants9993 ай бұрын
Round 2 of trying sardines the look Tom gives Bert. That squinting eye dart like why am i friends with you 😂. So funny😂
@JG-ku2ij3 ай бұрын
These days the only entertainment I get from this podcast is reading the comments.
@BoBo-tx9sp3 ай бұрын
Sad but true.
@docmccoy98133 ай бұрын
Can you explain why they’ve been getting so much hate? I used to watch every week but it’s been almost a year since that.
@The-nz8ui3 ай бұрын
Karma
@cmgordon123453 ай бұрын
@@The-nz8ui Probably for the same reason you didnt listen for a year lol
@riomendoza11113 ай бұрын
@@riomendoza1111ding ding ding
@TiffanyMaryJean3 ай бұрын
Life regrets? Listening to this with ear buds 😂😂
@lfoster19753 ай бұрын
Yup, I'm at work listening to it and really wanna skip it but I'm holding out lol
@chrisgravelle14923 ай бұрын
I'm on public transit listening to this 😅
@zacheddy96853 ай бұрын
@@zacheddy9685 it was worse at the end with the fruit roll up lol, about done the bad friends podcast and it's not much better. Too much screaming and I'm better than you with them.
@chrisgravelle14923 ай бұрын
@@chrisgravelle1492 just finished the Ep and I can agree. That soft smack of Bert's lips is a killer with good headphones on
@zacheddy96853 ай бұрын
Idk why but the noise Tom made when he dropped the olive had me dying 😂
@michaelhendricks69553 ай бұрын
*olive falls* "Ghyuh"
@sonnyboy16183 ай бұрын
The average elementary chess club member could beat Bert in Chess
@freddyreyes17833 ай бұрын
24:55 “can you imagine ice skating to school and then having a sandwich of this” 🤣
@KevinP07243 ай бұрын
🤣💀I’m still laughing at that 3 hours later
@erased843 ай бұрын
As a Danish person I just know that Bert has no idea where Denmark is 😅 he probably thinks it's on the North Pole, typical American
@postmanQjensen3 ай бұрын
How much is Zyn paying Bert to bring that shit up every 10 minutes haha
@user-rh9lx5qi8d3 ай бұрын
1. Bert placed Stalin and Fisher together. Yup, he’s a “Master.” 2. Bert refers to people from Norway as “Danish.”
@bobfrick61793 ай бұрын
Can we find an 8 year old who has taken chess lessons for a year to play Bert and kick his ass?
@btuck1123 ай бұрын
I’d watch a 2 bears chess match. Hope Tom doesn’t break half his body during this challenge
@caseyhelton87723 ай бұрын
Tom sucks I hope he gets poor again
@sevencomputing27093 ай бұрын
Hopefully this aint another hour long infomercial for another celebrity vodka !!!!
@doingfreakythings92903 ай бұрын
Stupid
@georgeford31373 ай бұрын
It’s old news, get over it… if you had a product you wouldn’t promote it ?? 🤡🤡🤡🤡
@Chickennuggets183633 ай бұрын
@@Chickennuggets18363they have a white labeled product and they are trying to get the poors to buy it because the poors are losing interest in their shows
@andycanhands65863 ай бұрын
Nope. It's an hour long ASMR video of two idiots smacking food and making throw up noises.
@sloth4z3 ай бұрын
Are you poor?
@WMWTSO983 ай бұрын
Who would be shocked how little Bert reads?
@shaneholbrook62833 ай бұрын
This episode's chess discussion will be used to demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger Effect in college lecture halls for decades to come.
@ixD93 ай бұрын
"I'm already doing things Bobby Fischer does. It's easy." - Bertrum Chrysler everyone
@illuminahde3 ай бұрын
Bobby Brown, I mean Bobby Lee
@Exotic_meltz3 ай бұрын
Has the teacup of hitler 😮
@tenkkutn3 ай бұрын
He's not Bobby fischer he's Fischer Price
@MM-hq2bd3 ай бұрын
This podcast is dying quicker than Bert's liver
@JimCorrigan7773 ай бұрын
No it ain’t. You just worsen around it
@bryanlee79893 ай бұрын
@@bryanlee7989English?
@michaeltoledo473 ай бұрын
You know a podcast is coming to its end once sampling shit becomes content. 😂
@calhounyoung23573 ай бұрын
Seeing cj stroud so uncomfortable around Bart on the PMS was hilarious
@user-rq4qe5ef6z3 ай бұрын
Taste tests are always the last dying breath of a channel.
@RednxckSamurai3 ай бұрын
Thank god!
@funkk3 ай бұрын
The more Bert talks the more I question why I'm subscribed to the channel.
@SirBobbyDuncan3 ай бұрын
It's for the episodes where Tom talks to people who aren't Bert.
@snugglebadger37273 ай бұрын
I'm subscribed so I can check in on the drop in viewership numbers
@kneelread3 ай бұрын
Same. Ymh been making me smh lately
@everybodyhigh3 ай бұрын
@kneelread yet they have over 200k more than you'll ever have just on this one
@Bryan316173 ай бұрын
@@Bryan31617 how does that impact the numbers going down and me enjoying that?
@kneelread3 ай бұрын
"He [the world champion of chess] will slip up, not understandering what I'm doing" is possibly the most Bert thing Bert has ever said
@greyforge273 ай бұрын
Tom rinsing out his pork sandwich mouth with coffee instead of water like Garth Brooks would
@wakos25093 ай бұрын
Strong hamster gagging
@woodycolin3 ай бұрын
Strong hamster energy from tom and his frail mum
@georgeford31373 ай бұрын
Truck loads of hate from pa
@Scottaaa3 ай бұрын
So funny to say truckloads of hate without the kkk
@georgeford31373 ай бұрын
“Chess is like Checkers on steroids” gee thanks bert, we all totally didn’t realize this at the age of 5 or anything 😂 3 ads in one ad break, it’s like soon this whole pod will be an ad for vodka or something. Tom, struggling to breathe: Kenya, I wanna run like the wind 😭😂
@motownmojo3 ай бұрын
i think its great that tom already knows how bad each of the items are and pretends to not know so berty will keep putting them in his mouth. the reactions are truly priceless!
@realitycheck53832 ай бұрын
What's for sale this week?
@burner89593 ай бұрын
toms goth wife
@user-nc8kg8nl7l3 ай бұрын
@@user-nc8kg8nl7l hard pass
@yourmumsahoe13 ай бұрын
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
@Chickennuggets183633 ай бұрын
@@user-nc8kg8nl7l that item has the most value yet.
@burner89593 ай бұрын
Zyn pouches
@JWP69483 ай бұрын
Bernt chewing with his mouth open made my headphones implode over my ears
@kaylinbradford35973 ай бұрын
This came on while I was putting my baby to sleep and was stuck in a postion where I couldnt grab my phone to change it and I inadvertently came across a torture worse than waterbordering. 😢
@shadybot70013 ай бұрын
Bert looked like the cowardly lion when he spit out that sardine
@dantanner89363 ай бұрын
Can’t wait to fast forward multiple times this episode
@vengeanceoffallen3 ай бұрын
I'm just happy we can fast forward
@TypicalGuy843 ай бұрын
At least you're aware it's possible. Other people complaining about the commercials are too slow to realize you can click forward and skip the ads.
@chilloutdude36173 ай бұрын
i used to realy enjoy this podcast
@jackslam51133 ай бұрын
Ive felt the same way lately 😢
@OpenMicHeroes3 ай бұрын
I stopped watching like 50 episodes ago. Every Monday I’ll still attempt to listen but I only get 2-3 minutes in before Bert says something stupid and I have to turn it off
@RockyMountainHigh743 ай бұрын
No, you didn't
@jessicabecause37173 ай бұрын
Yet, here you are on youtube. @@RockyMountainHigh74
@jessicabecause37173 ай бұрын
@@RockyMountainHigh74 Same! I always fizzle out less than halfway thru.
@Mellisskkaa3 ай бұрын
Burt thinking he is at a master level is next level delusion
@TendoTheDude3 ай бұрын
Really excited to see what they're advertising this week.
@RonnieThunderpeen3 ай бұрын
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
@Chickennuggets183633 ай бұрын
I'm just here for the comments
@jong96453 ай бұрын
go to the comments on the upcoming kill tony with bert its rough
@doctorb.58933 ай бұрын
@@doctorb.5893 lol it’s brutal so far. I can’t wait for Bart to interrupt all the comics
@jong96453 ай бұрын
As most people ---- by the way ... burt is not racist but he just really love that iconic alcoholic eacist winston churchill --- ie : bussiness as usual
@Mickey_Valentine3 ай бұрын
Nothing gives me more joy than Tom's discomfort face when eating things he doesnt like lol
@King_Mephisto2 ай бұрын
I think bart’s brain is getting pickled by all the alcohol.
@wallraven553 ай бұрын
The patience to be around burt is unbelievable
@Arabong1683 ай бұрын
Tim has 2 young sons at home...he is used to Brent....
@WholeWhiteBaby3 ай бұрын
Eh Timmy just has a mountain of cash just off camera that he glances at when he needs strength
@nelsonnoname0013 ай бұрын
As a Danish person, I would just like to say that I have never seen that stuff that he ate from the can in my life but it was hilarious to watch😂
@mikkelmalm933 ай бұрын
Det var den klassiske Faaborg leverpostej på dåse
@degerup3 ай бұрын
Det er et produkt fra Tulip som hedder 'Mezcla Sandwich Spread'. Jeg har heller aldrig set eller hørt om det før og måtte bruge lidt google detektiv færdigheder for at finde frem til det. Det er hverken dåse leverpostej eller torskerogn.
@SuperMrBC3 ай бұрын
Har heller aldrig set den! 😂😂
@ditte20073 ай бұрын
One of the funniest episodes I have seen... I was laughing so hard when they were taste testing.... love these two and this podcast
@kimberlyconrad23143 ай бұрын
Tom is slowly morphing into his father 😂 I love it
@dialone.3 ай бұрын
Barf Chrysler?
@cbixby72563 ай бұрын
Bent Chrystals?
@Dixie_N0rmis3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KingCobra3133 ай бұрын
Bert is a walking billboard for the dunning kruger effect
@DragonFiesta3 ай бұрын
i feel like Bert needs to be taken to washington square park and his chess abilities will be humbled real quick 😂
@Danielle119063 ай бұрын
We’re not laughing with you Bert… we’re laughing at you 😂
@loganvance1953 ай бұрын
Is this episode another infomercial??? Those are my favorite
@manuelsosaavalos74143 ай бұрын
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ??
@Chickennuggets183633 ай бұрын
Look up the Dunning Kruger Effect...... a picture of Bert might come up 😂
Bart is one of the biggest shit talkers ever, mans calling out a chess grand master 😂🤣
@ZenoBell0163 ай бұрын
51:43 the same face Chunk makes in THE GOONIES when he is being questioned XD
@BillTheBubble3 ай бұрын
36 minutes, Bert has the universal face of "I dont want to play anymore".
@kennybushway74463 ай бұрын
This is where The King and the Sting went when Theo had enough and decided he was done. 😂
@richkrupansky13393 ай бұрын
There was a sweet spot where that pod was pretty good, I miss that one
@RickMinded3 ай бұрын
Nah they’re actually friends and Tom wouldn’t be jealous of anyone because he doesn’t care, and Bert isn’t jealous because hes a narcissist, so that’s why itll work still.
@onyxmoonasquad13 ай бұрын
@@onyxmoonasquad1 I wasn't talking about jealousy. I was relating it to King and the Sting when they jumped the shark and started doing food challenges
@richkrupansky13393 ай бұрын
@@onyxmoonasquad1you find this garbage interesting or funny?
@TiffanyMaryJean3 ай бұрын
@@TiffanyMaryJean I do actually been a fan for a long time. Specifically Tom, but I don’t hate bert. If you have followed Tom for a while you would have learned alot. He’s not only a top tier comedian, but a legitimate business man. There’s nothing wrong with people liking what they like. You know personally there’s several things I don’t like and yet some how some way I don’t usually see it. Which segways into why are you this deep in a comment section on something you don’t care about? Even more so something you don’t like, it’s a little pathetic. Just to specify it’s not pathetic that you don’t like something I do, it’s pathetic the fact you are digging comments to hate on what people enjoy.
@onyxmoonasquad13 ай бұрын
Bert confidence in himself is hilarious 😂
@angelmedina16293 ай бұрын
Bart talking about chess is the same energy as King Shark reading his book upside down.
@jamesblight88503 ай бұрын
Lmfao I love this comment section 😂❤
@TheLiuKang3 ай бұрын
The fact that Bert just keeps going first. I want a friend and willing and as gullible as that. Love you Bert.
@clayjohnson37363 ай бұрын
"Guys, they didn't like our infomercial episode. Let's try to make up for it by doing a react episode. Everyone loves those."
@nelsonbrito833 ай бұрын
My girlfriend and I were watching The Goonies last night and she thought Chunk was played by bert kreischer.
@jayel60903 ай бұрын
Wait till u see Sound Of Freedom, Bill Camp looks JUST like Bert
@BasedGod-ey5ee3 ай бұрын
Just waiting for their vodka to come out and someone take a photo of Blart drinking Tito's.
@voice_of_a_little_lady3 ай бұрын
Magnus Carlsen would beat Bert with a king and a Knight blindfolded with 1 minute on the clock and Bert has unlimited time
@prestonjones59773 ай бұрын
This was the best episode ever. You need to do this once a month. It’s incredible
@kellychimilar58383 ай бұрын
No talk about the last episode bombing?
@koravable3 ай бұрын
They recorded and banked this episode a long time ago, probably even before they recorded the vodka announcement
@seNor916x43 ай бұрын
When he was in England, Tom stayed at the hotel I work at. When he checked out, the bathroom mat in his room had a massive shit smear on it. We didn't even try to clean it, just binned it.
@MrTerrierLove3 ай бұрын
It's crazy Bert can be his age and still not know anything about the world hahah like my dads age that's so wild
@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle3 ай бұрын
Because if it’s not about him he could care less. He’s a delusional alcoholic and Tom just fuels the fire
@michaeltoledo473 ай бұрын
Bert struggling to talk was the low insulin from the diabetes. He’s gotta watch himself
@cas1263 ай бұрын
bert taking a geography class should be an episode
@blakecleavenger3 ай бұрын
Dude, great idea!
@Nohyp013 ай бұрын
I am Norwegian - I actually got a bit offended at first when he said that Magnus doesnt know Fischer as well as Betrand Chrystler. But then I remember all the times he got grounded when he tried to compete against Rogan...
@el-underholdning44233 ай бұрын
..... imagine people in india and pakistan listening to burt every year celebrating Winston Churchill that only killed and displaced 20 million ppl in the area just because he was reaaaaaaally racist
@Mickey_Valentine3 ай бұрын
if you get offended by anything you're in the wrong place
@nolans30263 ай бұрын
You say that, but you forget that Bert 'pretty much' attained the rank of Internation Master in just one weekend.
@travisSimon3653 ай бұрын
It never ceases to amaze me the knowledge Bert doesn’t have on topics he so confidently states “facts” on
@bspitz93 ай бұрын
Bert reacting like that because it doesn’t taste like a burnt vodka tonic.
@srjacobs852 ай бұрын
2 poor por osos
@tyjandrews3 ай бұрын
2 Bears 1 Cave 20 ads..
@user-jn1hb5dh7w3 ай бұрын
Enny coming in with knowledge and no one giving af 😂
@nickvallero59313 ай бұрын
Tom and the sardine fiasco with Burp snickering was kinda funny😫😝😂🤣
@peterkounoupis44503 ай бұрын
Loving the chewing sounds directly in my ear
@FreakishlyTall3 ай бұрын
27:00 Eating sardines or other stuff you should put on bread without bread makes such a big sense. Also: Did Bort say "third world shaming"? Denmark? Third world? Another episode in the trash can. Literally
Tom's relationship with Bert is how I imagine he talks to Ellis; "oh yeah buddy? you think you can run faster than Usain Bolt?"
Spot on 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 where did you get the water from 😂😂
Bert acting like he understands chess to any extent is adorable
Tbf if he really spent a weekend he could have learned a couple games, problem with Berty boy is retention, it’s Monday when they film so he is fresh off the weekend
He probably measures levels of intelligence by life experiences and wealth and having happy friends and family, but by all means think you're smarter by wasting months of your life sitting there staring at some meaningless game
@@WKRP187 honestly not even that into chess anymore I played in high school for a bit when I had time but I was playing sports and stuff so there is a balance you can have in life, you know be smart and still enjoy life maybe you should try it, might give you a better tone when talking to people
"Horses" and "Castles" though..... Bobby Fischer though.... 😑
He is like a child
Bert trying to sound brilliant while saying "Understandering" warms my heart. HAHA
thats pretty understrandable
“Chess is my PASSION.” -A grown man that’s been playing it for a weekend 😂
Cant wait for the episode in two months where they recap the superbowl 😂
Or how they crashed pats show.
This episode was recorded and banked before they even recorded their vodka announcement episode!
I can still hear nadav laughing on this one so wait til august
@@MrBweat Nadav is googling
@@MrBweat 😂
I feel like Garth Brooks has put a curse on Tom's comment sections 💀 😅
Garth has no genitalia, that’s the culprit behind all of the bodies
Andy reid agrees
I’m starting to be a fan of of Garth
@@reklezzz9038that why no one fks you?
I think Tom cursed himself by being a rich prick about it
Every week I’m more and more surprised that Bert can tie his own shoes. Dude really just said chess is more complicated than checkers like he discovered something 😂😂😂
Bert licking his fingers, chewing and burping directly into mic is just lovely
Bert is proof that you don't need to be smart to be rich.
He’s finally gotten his fans to pay for his alcoholism.
He’s brilliant in one thing. Marketing himself to get views and ticket sales but he is a full blown narcissist.
You'd be surprised how dumb most rich people are. Or I don't know...literally everyone in the world in control of nuclear weapons are IDIOTS.
Actually, having an iq of 100 or lower increases your odds of being successful. Most people and companies do not like intelligence.. Smart people ask questions..
@@leonunlimited7552Any statistics to back that up? Genuinely curious 🤙
“What is wrong with my brain?” You’re an alcoholic Bert. 😂😂
Por Locos. 🤓
@@lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817por pendejo 😂
Bert thinking he has the best ideas, not realizing his brain is just a Bingo Hopper spittin out random numbers.
I can picture the astonished face the grand master Bert will have, when he sees a clock next to a real chess board lol
Lol, Bert’s famous move: Pawn, Pawn, Horse, tall bitch in the back.
Tom: "Jesus, don't give away your strategy like this, you are going to change the Chess World." LMAO
Bert's is so insane! Doesn't know the pieces names. Did he not say modern league baseball?
@@reesespieces5850 and gmp
Hate from the comments that you pretend not to read
Nono he reads oooonly Tom's
It’s sad to admit but I agree. The glory days are over.
@@severinwolf497shows even better now but the unfollow button is not hare to find....yet here you are making them money😅😅
I didnt give this any play time, i immediately paused and come to read the comments lol
Same
Now I'm out. Peace
same
wow good for you
I played for the first time over the weekend. I'm a chess master. Even bought 2, $300 suits. Great episode.
Whenever you think you know how dumb Blurt is, he lowers the bar even further.
Seriously. First time listeners may wonder whether or not he is mentally challenged. The way he constantly interrupts and changes subjects....and then the ridiculous statements and claims he makes. It's comical, but not funny.
Dude he laid the bar on the ground, rolled around on it, accidentally poked himself in the eye and pooped his pants lowered the bar. Like this muffukker is special AF.
idk why this is the first time i’m seeing Blurt. so fucking funny bro 😂
@@jacksonbruns9429welcome the charm wears off incredibly fast
@@InspectahReese no i’m not new. and there never was any charm. but blurt is just so fitting i’m surprised that’s the first i saw it
welcome to 2 adds at 1 time
remember when these guys crashed the pat MacAfee show to promote 'their' vodka? Class acts
Was such an A Hole move. Bert really thinks showing the NFL Rookie of the year that he can do 20 push ups would impress him. CJ had no clue who he was.
Remember they are friends with pat..... go back to your double wide you poor
they seem like best buds! I bet they appreciated it as much as redbar@@Bryan31617
the haters are FGTRTDs my friend@@Bryan31617
I can't wait for the day a picture of Tom and Bart is on the YMH cool guys' wall. We got a couple of really cool fellas here today.
Welcome to 10 Ads 1 Chat w/ Blart and Tommy
Bahahahahaa 😂
I wish it stopped at 10 YT ads
Love how you people cry about ads when every podcast has them, if you were in this situation you’re telling me you would have no ads ??? Just going to do it for free ??
Maybe use an adblock extension in your browser.
@@Chickennuggets18363the embedded sponsor ads are out of control, I would gladly pay for a KZhead account that negates all that.
When Bert starts flailing about after eating something bad, I can absolutely see the "baby walrus" he brought up in his special Razzle Dazzle.
As an individual who is working on their bachelors in accounting and finance, I was astonished to hear Bert say GNP. He is correct about it being a bar for productivity in a country.
“He hit the f***ing tree.” This whole episode had me laughing harder than I have in awhile. Thanks boys. 💪🏻
Awww theyre hitting their youtuber reaction era
They're all grows up
Tom became the coolest of cool guys 😅 I think he learned tho, let them cook and try to win the audience back
Get a grip
Today Bert gets to learn what a vegetable tastes like!
Yeah! You said it @@user-gp6jj5ye4c. You're totally not a bot.
Ah yes people's favorite, hearing others eat on a microphone!
Especially someone lacking self awareness as much as Bwert; literally interrupted his own chewing to talk. Awesome to hear.
Imagine sniffing the mic after this
Still acting like slobs eating with their mouths open!! You think with the amount of money they have they could buy some f'n manners!!!! Not to mention Bert faking throwing up. The reason he didn't need the trash can is because he was playing up to it. I have no idea why, it's not funny in the slightest hearing a 50year old acting like a 3year old, pretending to throw up. Everything he does now is so cringy. Don't even get me started on that friggin dolphin "laugh" he puts on.... Why? It's not funny.
Bert calling himself a chess “Master” and not knowing the name of the knight or queen is probably the funniest thing he’s done on this podcast
Round 2 of trying sardines the look Tom gives Bert. That squinting eye dart like why am i friends with you 😂. So funny😂
These days the only entertainment I get from this podcast is reading the comments.
Sad but true.
Can you explain why they’ve been getting so much hate? I used to watch every week but it’s been almost a year since that.
Karma
@@The-nz8ui Probably for the same reason you didnt listen for a year lol
@@riomendoza1111ding ding ding
Life regrets? Listening to this with ear buds 😂😂
Yup, I'm at work listening to it and really wanna skip it but I'm holding out lol
I'm on public transit listening to this 😅
@@zacheddy9685 it was worse at the end with the fruit roll up lol, about done the bad friends podcast and it's not much better. Too much screaming and I'm better than you with them.
@@chrisgravelle1492 just finished the Ep and I can agree. That soft smack of Bert's lips is a killer with good headphones on
Idk why but the noise Tom made when he dropped the olive had me dying 😂
*olive falls* "Ghyuh"
The average elementary chess club member could beat Bert in Chess
24:55 “can you imagine ice skating to school and then having a sandwich of this” 🤣
🤣💀I’m still laughing at that 3 hours later
As a Danish person I just know that Bert has no idea where Denmark is 😅 he probably thinks it's on the North Pole, typical American
How much is Zyn paying Bert to bring that shit up every 10 minutes haha
1. Bert placed Stalin and Fisher together. Yup, he’s a “Master.” 2. Bert refers to people from Norway as “Danish.”
Can we find an 8 year old who has taken chess lessons for a year to play Bert and kick his ass?
I’d watch a 2 bears chess match. Hope Tom doesn’t break half his body during this challenge
Tom sucks I hope he gets poor again
Hopefully this aint another hour long infomercial for another celebrity vodka !!!!
Stupid
It’s old news, get over it… if you had a product you wouldn’t promote it ?? 🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@Chickennuggets18363they have a white labeled product and they are trying to get the poors to buy it because the poors are losing interest in their shows
Nope. It's an hour long ASMR video of two idiots smacking food and making throw up noises.
Are you poor?
Who would be shocked how little Bert reads?
This episode's chess discussion will be used to demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger Effect in college lecture halls for decades to come.
"I'm already doing things Bobby Fischer does. It's easy." - Bertrum Chrysler everyone
Bobby Brown, I mean Bobby Lee
Has the teacup of hitler 😮
He's not Bobby fischer he's Fischer Price
This podcast is dying quicker than Bert's liver
No it ain’t. You just worsen around it
@@bryanlee7989English?
You know a podcast is coming to its end once sampling shit becomes content. 😂
Seeing cj stroud so uncomfortable around Bart on the PMS was hilarious
Taste tests are always the last dying breath of a channel.
Thank god!
The more Bert talks the more I question why I'm subscribed to the channel.
It's for the episodes where Tom talks to people who aren't Bert.
I'm subscribed so I can check in on the drop in viewership numbers
Same. Ymh been making me smh lately
@kneelread yet they have over 200k more than you'll ever have just on this one
@@Bryan31617 how does that impact the numbers going down and me enjoying that?
"He [the world champion of chess] will slip up, not understandering what I'm doing" is possibly the most Bert thing Bert has ever said
Tom rinsing out his pork sandwich mouth with coffee instead of water like Garth Brooks would
Strong hamster gagging
Strong hamster energy from tom and his frail mum
Truck loads of hate from pa
So funny to say truckloads of hate without the kkk
“Chess is like Checkers on steroids” gee thanks bert, we all totally didn’t realize this at the age of 5 or anything 😂 3 ads in one ad break, it’s like soon this whole pod will be an ad for vodka or something. Tom, struggling to breathe: Kenya, I wanna run like the wind 😭😂
i think its great that tom already knows how bad each of the items are and pretends to not know so berty will keep putting them in his mouth. the reactions are truly priceless!
What's for sale this week?
toms goth wife
@@user-nc8kg8nl7l hard pass
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
@@user-nc8kg8nl7l that item has the most value yet.
Zyn pouches
Bernt chewing with his mouth open made my headphones implode over my ears
This came on while I was putting my baby to sleep and was stuck in a postion where I couldnt grab my phone to change it and I inadvertently came across a torture worse than waterbordering. 😢
Bert looked like the cowardly lion when he spit out that sardine
Can’t wait to fast forward multiple times this episode
I'm just happy we can fast forward
At least you're aware it's possible. Other people complaining about the commercials are too slow to realize you can click forward and skip the ads.
i used to realy enjoy this podcast
Ive felt the same way lately 😢
I stopped watching like 50 episodes ago. Every Monday I’ll still attempt to listen but I only get 2-3 minutes in before Bert says something stupid and I have to turn it off
No, you didn't
Yet, here you are on youtube. @@RockyMountainHigh74
@@RockyMountainHigh74 Same! I always fizzle out less than halfway thru.
Burt thinking he is at a master level is next level delusion
Really excited to see what they're advertising this week.
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
I'm just here for the comments
go to the comments on the upcoming kill tony with bert its rough
@@doctorb.5893 lol it’s brutal so far. I can’t wait for Bart to interrupt all the comics
As most people ---- by the way ... burt is not racist but he just really love that iconic alcoholic eacist winston churchill --- ie : bussiness as usual
Nothing gives me more joy than Tom's discomfort face when eating things he doesnt like lol
I think bart’s brain is getting pickled by all the alcohol.
The patience to be around burt is unbelievable
Tim has 2 young sons at home...he is used to Brent....
Eh Timmy just has a mountain of cash just off camera that he glances at when he needs strength
As a Danish person, I would just like to say that I have never seen that stuff that he ate from the can in my life but it was hilarious to watch😂
Det var den klassiske Faaborg leverpostej på dåse
Det er et produkt fra Tulip som hedder 'Mezcla Sandwich Spread'. Jeg har heller aldrig set eller hørt om det før og måtte bruge lidt google detektiv færdigheder for at finde frem til det. Det er hverken dåse leverpostej eller torskerogn.
Har heller aldrig set den! 😂😂
One of the funniest episodes I have seen... I was laughing so hard when they were taste testing.... love these two and this podcast
Tom is slowly morphing into his father 😂 I love it
Barf Chrysler?
Bent Chrystals?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bert is a walking billboard for the dunning kruger effect
i feel like Bert needs to be taken to washington square park and his chess abilities will be humbled real quick 😂
We’re not laughing with you Bert… we’re laughing at you 😂
Is this episode another infomercial??? Those are my favorite
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ??
Look up the Dunning Kruger Effect...... a picture of Bert might come up 😂
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect needs update
Bart is one of the biggest shit talkers ever, mans calling out a chess grand master 😂🤣
51:43 the same face Chunk makes in THE GOONIES when he is being questioned XD
36 minutes, Bert has the universal face of "I dont want to play anymore".
This is where The King and the Sting went when Theo had enough and decided he was done. 😂
There was a sweet spot where that pod was pretty good, I miss that one
Nah they’re actually friends and Tom wouldn’t be jealous of anyone because he doesn’t care, and Bert isn’t jealous because hes a narcissist, so that’s why itll work still.
@@onyxmoonasquad1 I wasn't talking about jealousy. I was relating it to King and the Sting when they jumped the shark and started doing food challenges
@@onyxmoonasquad1you find this garbage interesting or funny?
@@TiffanyMaryJean I do actually been a fan for a long time. Specifically Tom, but I don’t hate bert. If you have followed Tom for a while you would have learned alot. He’s not only a top tier comedian, but a legitimate business man. There’s nothing wrong with people liking what they like. You know personally there’s several things I don’t like and yet some how some way I don’t usually see it. Which segways into why are you this deep in a comment section on something you don’t care about? Even more so something you don’t like, it’s a little pathetic. Just to specify it’s not pathetic that you don’t like something I do, it’s pathetic the fact you are digging comments to hate on what people enjoy.
Bert confidence in himself is hilarious 😂
Bart talking about chess is the same energy as King Shark reading his book upside down.
Lmfao I love this comment section 😂❤
The fact that Bert just keeps going first. I want a friend and willing and as gullible as that. Love you Bert.
"Guys, they didn't like our infomercial episode. Let's try to make up for it by doing a react episode. Everyone loves those."
My girlfriend and I were watching The Goonies last night and she thought Chunk was played by bert kreischer.
Wait till u see Sound Of Freedom, Bill Camp looks JUST like Bert
Just waiting for their vodka to come out and someone take a photo of Blart drinking Tito's.
Magnus Carlsen would beat Bert with a king and a Knight blindfolded with 1 minute on the clock and Bert has unlimited time
This was the best episode ever. You need to do this once a month. It’s incredible
No talk about the last episode bombing?
They recorded and banked this episode a long time ago, probably even before they recorded the vodka announcement
When he was in England, Tom stayed at the hotel I work at. When he checked out, the bathroom mat in his room had a massive shit smear on it. We didn't even try to clean it, just binned it.
It's crazy Bert can be his age and still not know anything about the world hahah like my dads age that's so wild
Because if it’s not about him he could care less. He’s a delusional alcoholic and Tom just fuels the fire
Bert struggling to talk was the low insulin from the diabetes. He’s gotta watch himself
bert taking a geography class should be an episode
Dude, great idea!
I am Norwegian - I actually got a bit offended at first when he said that Magnus doesnt know Fischer as well as Betrand Chrystler. But then I remember all the times he got grounded when he tried to compete against Rogan...
..... imagine people in india and pakistan listening to burt every year celebrating Winston Churchill that only killed and displaced 20 million ppl in the area just because he was reaaaaaaally racist
if you get offended by anything you're in the wrong place
You say that, but you forget that Bert 'pretty much' attained the rank of Internation Master in just one weekend.
It never ceases to amaze me the knowledge Bert doesn’t have on topics he so confidently states “facts” on
Bert reacting like that because it doesn’t taste like a burnt vodka tonic.
2 poor por osos
2 Bears 1 Cave 20 ads..
Enny coming in with knowledge and no one giving af 😂
Tom and the sardine fiasco with Burp snickering was kinda funny😫😝😂🤣
Loving the chewing sounds directly in my ear
27:00 Eating sardines or other stuff you should put on bread without bread makes such a big sense. Also: Did Bort say "third world shaming"? Denmark? Third world? Another episode in the trash can. Literally