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AI Is Taking Over The World w/ Duncan Trussell | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Bert's locked up so this week comedian Duncan Trussell joins Tom Segura on 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Duncan knows a thing or two about doing time and he shares these surprisingly fun experiences with Tom. This leads to Duncan and Tom discussing the ethics and dietary concerns when it comes to eating your friends and neighbors. But Humans aren't only a food source they're also a source of labor and comedy, two things that are at risk of being replicated by robots and AI, a discourse that Duncan has plenty of thoughts on. Other topics brought up include deviant monks, rituals, genital fillers, glass eyes, Japan, NPC's, the James Webb Telescope, sociopaths , war hero grandpas, goofballs, secret handshakes, and much more!
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 224
KZhead Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:34 - Prison Time/You Are Who You Eat
00:07:34 - Rituals And Initiations
00:12:12 - Deviant Monks
00:17:55 - Phallus Fillers
00:23:07 - Eye Of The Beholder
00:30:19 - Futuristic Japan
00:34:19 - James Webb/Artificial Intelligence
00:42:40 - NPC's
00:46:31 - Uncle Joey/Los Angeles
00:51:22 - City Life v Country Life
00:57:12 - Fantasy Home/Being The Problem
01:03:21 - Secret Handshakes
01:07:05 - War Hero Grandpa
01:12:35 - Sociopaths
01:16:45 - Goofballs And Knuckleheads

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  • It feels like this episode was created for the sole purpose of being on a fictional radio station in GTA 6.

    @striker045@striker0453 ай бұрын

    • 😮 where's Danny Mcbride?

      @resurrecteddeadhead@resurrecteddeadhead3 ай бұрын

    • Danny should be a "Caller" calling in about the Procedure results..@@resurrecteddeadhead

      @zorakisbetterthanspaceghos1475@zorakisbetterthanspaceghos14753 ай бұрын

    • I’ve never heard such an accurate description of this podcast!!!! 🤣

      @Gold63Beast@Gold63Beast3 ай бұрын

    • @@resurrecteddeadheadlol! Hes seriously such a great mind. Funny on every pod I’ve seen him on too

      @Bittamin@Bittamin3 ай бұрын

    • The fact that Rockstar hasn't given Duncan a billion dollars to record GTA radio is criminal

      @thewhitedread7572@thewhitedread75723 ай бұрын

  • Duncans unrelenting commitment to silliness never fails to give me a smile.

    @ScorpionP2C@ScorpionP2C3 ай бұрын

    • Wisdom shines.

      @lemsy@lemsy3 ай бұрын

    • Red rum 🍹

      @BaltimoreBird@BaltimoreBird2 ай бұрын

    • LA goat 🐐

      @BaltimoreBird@BaltimoreBird2 ай бұрын

  • "The guy I had to fuck to protect me made me work out" I was in a dead sleep and that shit woke me up lmfao

    @BoinkrNanis@BoinkrNanis3 ай бұрын

    • That's funny af cuz I leave KZhead on auto play while I sleep and funny shit will wake me up cuz I actually started laughing like a lunatic and wake myself up... I have crazy dreams all based on what I am hearing in my sleep most times

      @jrcrandall8548@jrcrandall85482 ай бұрын

  • Someone 100 years from now will watch this episode and be like wow it was really crazy back then 😂

    @abitavenger@abitavenger3 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂 I pictured the whole scenario

      @dubbwoy@dubbwoy3 ай бұрын

    • this stuff all really happens weather they are in it or not

      @Jadensound@Jadensound2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Jadensounddefinitely the pit bulls, prison ball pits, and pervert monks. Those are 100% real

      @gr33ny3te2@gr33ny3te22 ай бұрын

    • Holy fuck I never thought of it like this 😂

      @DivineMystikalTraveler@DivineMystikalTraveler2 ай бұрын

    • Thank God for this, I'll take my boring NPC life any day!!!!

      @DivineMystikalTraveler@DivineMystikalTraveler2 ай бұрын

  • Tom lookin like he's gonna hunt jellyfish with those glasses

    @jonm1603@jonm16033 ай бұрын

    • Holy fuck Tom is sponge bob and Bert is Patrick makes sense 😂😂😂

      @julian361foolish@julian361foolish3 ай бұрын

    • Firmly grasp it!

      @acs78393@acs783933 ай бұрын

    • need a tiktok with them both attempting the jellyfish dance lmao

      @lorbrum@lorbrum3 ай бұрын

    • Enny is squidward cuz black

      @Electricreflections69@Electricreflections693 ай бұрын

    • Joey Diaz told him "WTF, you gonna give the news with those glasses?" 😂🤣

      @TheDoc1978@TheDoc19783 ай бұрын

  • If Bert were here, we would've been stuck on the prison topic and how hed be the most popular person in prison for an hour.

    @neighborbruce@neighborbruce3 ай бұрын

    • Duncan is also pretty good at derailing a conversation, it would be something like: Bert: "Did I tell you about this one time I was in the Russian mafia, where I was 'The Machine'"? Duncan: "Whoah dude, you're a machine? Maybe we're all just machines in a simulation, ever think about that when you're super high on ketamine?" Duncan: "Speaking of machines, did you see that insane Robot Dog Boston Dynamics made?! Imagine that but in 50 years! It would be a dystopian 1984 world where robot dogs will roam the streets and just shoot you for even thinking about the maffia dude!" Bert: "Huh?"

      @ronsijm@ronsijm3 ай бұрын

    • @@ronsijmwhen Duncan derails its far more enjoyable 😂 the rails all don’t lead to himself at least

      @Bittamin@Bittamin3 ай бұрын

    • Or when he talks about alcohol as his girlfriend for the 7000th time in 3 months.

      @philiphall6351@philiphall63513 ай бұрын

    • Popular because he has TIDDIES 😂😂

      @amandaperry4236@amandaperry42363 ай бұрын

    • You guys are easily 100x worse than Bert. You think about him so much

      @giantturd5157@giantturd51573 ай бұрын

  • "They've got ball pits" 💀 Three minutes in and I'm already cracking up

    @skyyyazer@skyyyazer3 ай бұрын

    • My dads in prison I can’t wait to show him this😭

      @elliahclark2946@elliahclark29462 ай бұрын

  • The straight faces the whole starting conversation was extremely impressive 🤣

    @reaperofu99@reaperofu993 ай бұрын

  • Tom understood the assignment with his guest this week

    @darianbailey1887@darianbailey18873 ай бұрын

    • Tim and Santino are probably the best at adapting to guests and matching their energy.

      @mrs.h2725@mrs.h27253 ай бұрын

    • Stall for 40 minutes with nonsensical content to hit the time and clock out.

      @taylorslade6978@taylorslade69783 ай бұрын

    • Tom owns the school and thus chooses the assignment

      @variaxi935@variaxi9353 ай бұрын

    • Are we still doing the whole "understood the assignment".....? Smh

      @BasedGod-ey5ee@BasedGod-ey5ee3 ай бұрын

    • It was always a dumb fad. You can totally understand an assignment and still fail at it completely. @@BasedGod-ey5ee

      @Ronfost89@Ronfost893 ай бұрын

  • This is the best hour of “yes, and…” I’ve ever heard.

    @jakemdownie@jakemdownie3 ай бұрын

    • Lol I agree. I've been trying to decipher the "yes/yeah" thing. Best I can come up with, is that said "yeah" is letting each other know that they understand what the other is trying to do. And that they're going to roll with it.

      @JoeLansing@JoeLansing2 ай бұрын

    • Apart from being a fan. This genuinely one of the most impressive improv bits I’ve ever seen.

      @snarkyleprechaun6392@snarkyleprechaun63922 ай бұрын

  • I watch every episode Bert isn’t featured in 😂

    @bradleydrysdale5482@bradleydrysdale54823 ай бұрын

    • Thought I was the only one 😂😂😂

      @HigherMid@HigherMid2 ай бұрын

    • Literally same!

      @sarahrenay341@sarahrenay3412 ай бұрын

    • They are better

      @TheEmzley@TheEmzley2 ай бұрын

    • Hahaha yup!

      @bhp8711@bhp87112 ай бұрын

    • Bart is unlistenable

      @matthewneufeld@matthewneufeld2 ай бұрын

  • THIS is the episode you watch with no headphones and wait for the looks from your wife 😂😂😂

    @HigherMid@HigherMid3 ай бұрын

    • Hey, ladies be listening too 😂

      @ktgeer@ktgeer2 ай бұрын

  • I'm only 13 minutes in and I've already asked myself, "What the fuck am I watching?" 3 times.

    @kalebclevenger3478@kalebclevenger34783 ай бұрын

    • I'm here for it❤

      @jeffreyschlotterer9179@jeffreyschlotterer91793 ай бұрын

    • is it all true? im so cnnfused

      @samley5390@samley53903 ай бұрын

    • Duncan has an interesting mind. I really love it but I can see how odd it could be for someone else

      @theharajukukid3720@theharajukukid37203 ай бұрын

    • Same 😂

      @cesarag1990210@cesarag19902103 ай бұрын

    • You almost got it. Keep going.

      @fukuuu@fukuuu3 ай бұрын

  • The name on Duncan's Starbucks cup is "Dunkin" lmaooooo.

    @spazman2k@spazman2k3 ай бұрын

    • I just came to comment this 😂 how does someone get the name THAT wrong?

      @dannygreen5348@dannygreen53483 ай бұрын

    • Holy shit what a spot lmao

      @pyroboy8590@pyroboy85903 ай бұрын

    • Territory war!!

      @Bittamin@Bittamin3 ай бұрын

    • Some genZ who can't spell without spellcheck unitentionally killing the irony game

      @albvs_sovnds@albvs_sovnds3 ай бұрын

  • Tom and Duncan are my fav combo; I get in-depth convo with soothing voices ❤ “ Never blame a bear for a tear.’ 😄

    @stephallen9464@stephallen94643 ай бұрын

  • Watching Bert chug a liquid death and not finishing it and Knowing damn well he would have killed it if it was a beer is hilarious

    @Shmegaladonking@Shmegaladonking3 ай бұрын

  • Duncan looks like he would cook outside with one knife but sounds like the type of person that says "ouchie!"when he burns his finger

    @mrjones4680@mrjones46803 ай бұрын

    • Aahhhhhahahahaha😂

      @bigchrizilla@bigchrizilla3 ай бұрын

    • 💯% nailed it

      @Jacqie_Lee@Jacqie_Lee3 ай бұрын

    • "Ooh! SSSSsssssss ahhh dangit that smarts!"

      @plixplop@plixplop3 ай бұрын

    • My girlfriend has only heard his voice and has said multiple times to turn it down because “that old lady is really annoying” 😂 I’m totally serious

      @chasedwards9626@chasedwards96263 ай бұрын

    • Dude😂😂😂😂

      @gepardiari8710@gepardiari87103 ай бұрын

  • Any podcast with Duncan Trussel I immediately click on it. Whether I like that podcast or not. Duncan is a rare kind of person. Introspective, thoughtful and fuqin hilarious.

    @worldssickestmedia2713@worldssickestmedia27133 ай бұрын

    • Same . I hate this show but watched for duncan

      @JuggaloJWord@JuggaloJWord3 ай бұрын

    • @@JuggaloJWord I don't hate this show. It's kinda fun seeing the new levels of dumb sh:t ol Brent Kirishner can achieve. 😂

      @worldssickestmedia2713@worldssickestmedia27133 ай бұрын

    • yeah none of us can stand ymh either

      @setulokavid7745@setulokavid77453 ай бұрын

    • @@worldssickestmedia2713I used to feel like that, now Blurt Kryscher just grinds my gears

      @caleighhraee@caleighhraee3 ай бұрын

    • Same. He elevates any platform he's on.

      @lemsy@lemsy3 ай бұрын

  • I’m with joey Diaz with this, “get some new f in glasses”, “ you chomo” 😂

    @whizzkid182@whizzkid1823 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

      @__xvx__@__xvx__3 ай бұрын

  • I always said, "If it's shitty every where you go, check your shoes, it may be you!"

    @BlazingNana@BlazingNana3 ай бұрын

  • The SECOND I saw Duncan I was over my last podcast and RIGHT into this one. DUNCAN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE!!

    @Jacqie_Lee@Jacqie_Lee3 ай бұрын

    • He must be protected

      @kevinharkins6186@kevinharkins61863 ай бұрын

    • Same

      @boobookittyfuck4055@boobookittyfuck40553 ай бұрын

    • He does fine for himself.

      @benjaminperkins9670@benjaminperkins96703 ай бұрын

    • Duncan Trusell is not funny at all....If it weren't for his Rogan connection the guy would have no relevancy. Plus hes obviously a blatant liar.

      @George-eh8vp@George-eh8vp3 ай бұрын

    • @@George-eh8vpDamn even Duncan Trussell has haters? I lose more faith in humanity each time I read the opinions of monkeys on the internet. “hE’s oBviOuslY a BlaTant liAr” so obvious you didn’t realize it was a bit 💀

      @ryansdope@ryansdope3 ай бұрын

  • Duncan looks like a wizard that guides you through an ayahuasca trip.

    @ludthompson8697@ludthompson86973 ай бұрын

    • Often he has been :)

      @Mickey_Valentine@Mickey_Valentine3 ай бұрын

    • Or gets butt fckd by billygoats while screaming he supports s@+an 😂

      @kentuckyking4343@kentuckyking43433 ай бұрын

    • Looks like? He IS

      @ohNickzta@ohNickzta3 ай бұрын

    • Duncan looks like a wizard that guides you to your table at the vegan restaurant

      @plixplop@plixplop3 ай бұрын

    • He is a wizard, harry

      @spyhydro7019@spyhydro70193 ай бұрын

  • Duncan’s laugh is positively stimulating. He laughs with life. I enjoy that.

    @nicklose3631@nicklose36313 ай бұрын

  • The first 15 minutes. I was crying laughing. I was on a bus. I must have looked insane

    @paulmayon8821@paulmayon88213 ай бұрын

  • I love listening to this podcast but I can’t ever listen around any of my family without them thinking differently of me 😂

    @mikenew5380@mikenew53803 ай бұрын

    • Let them know the real Mike. It's time.

      @tommystenger@tommystenger3 ай бұрын

    • @@tommystenger I think I’ll save my daughter the trauma & years of therapy bills by listening to a man talk about blowing dogs to get up in life 😂

      @mikenew5380@mikenew53803 ай бұрын

    • I hate how everybody makes it sound like exposing your kid to uncensored comedy is going to traumatize them for life. I for one was practically raised by comedians saying all kinds of vulgar things and I haven't blown a dog in weeks. @@mikenew5380

      @78347820@783478203 ай бұрын

    • @mikenew5380 you for sure get a pass on this one lol

      @tommystenger@tommystenger3 ай бұрын

    • Open them up to human meat Mike!

      @dealwolfstriked272@dealwolfstriked2723 ай бұрын

  • “And when I left the room I had an agent.” This is the wildest opening riff I’ve seen in a while 😂😅

    @theherohogan@theherohogan3 ай бұрын

    • U think they were joking? They aren’t

      @ianmcnab8751@ianmcnab87513 ай бұрын

    • I hope they were exadurating at least. Found it really interesting, if you can link me to more on this topic, I'd appreciate it a lot! @@ianmcnab8751

      @IJH-Music@IJH-Music3 ай бұрын

    • ​@ianmcnab8751 i couldnt really tell...

      @neokyo1897@neokyo18973 ай бұрын

    • Yea I can't tell if it's a bit or not. Cause he is on Kat Williams sht list. Rogan also went from barely a anyone to a mega star. So hard to say...

      @YourLastWish@YourLastWish3 ай бұрын

    • ⁠​⁠@@YourLastWishkat Williams is great but he’s been a bigger Hollywood star than the rest of them for a long time and he does this stuff everytime he’s promoting to bring his name back up and ride the clout. He’s does it for himself not for the fans lol and Joe Rogan has had like 30 year rise to fame not overnight. To be totally honest if they’re actually out there doing weird gay shit to be famous who cares 😂😂

      @ktmdevon@ktmdevon3 ай бұрын

  • 35:00 As a researcher, the beautiful thing about finding out you were wrong is being able to explore the new frontier of knowledge that was just discovered.

    @BananaCawfee@BananaCawfee3 ай бұрын

  • 43:47 Duncan's realization from a shakey "yeah" to "Yeah, we're f*cked" is hilarious 😂

    @alexanderson9442@alexanderson94423 ай бұрын

  • How nice of Bert to become better in every single way that he is now Duncan Trussel

    @Kanggaxx@Kanggaxx3 ай бұрын

  • "Yea we're fucked man" .. the explanation that encapsulates all of the meaning behind this conversation lol 43:48

    @nusnlvs5938@nusnlvs59383 ай бұрын

  • "The stretching bear!....& you're waiting in line behind I don't know, Arsenio Hall" .....hahahahahaahahhahahaha

    @R1CHarDTips@R1CHarDTips2 ай бұрын

  • Two Bears need a patreon account. The selling point could be that they send you notifications, but only when Bert is gone.

    @gummo133@gummo1333 ай бұрын

    • Lmaoooo

      @CurvyDaze01@CurvyDaze012 ай бұрын

  • Every Duncan podcast is a drunken hallucinatory experience

    @JesusHComedy@JesusHComedy3 ай бұрын

  • No Burt episodes should have no Burt ads. Give us the complete no Bert experience.

    @jobe158@jobe1583 ай бұрын

    • yes, on the podcast dedicated to him and Tim being together... totally makes sense

      @variaxi935@variaxi9353 ай бұрын

    • yeah... super "dedicated" to that theme. I doubt even the majority of episodes have both of them at this point.@@variaxi935

      @sk8erpunk8389@sk8erpunk83892 ай бұрын

  • I want to buy a parrot specifically to teach it to laugh like Duncan. ❤😂

    @pyrettablaze248@pyrettablaze2483 ай бұрын

  • The first 22 minutes of conversation is absolutely baffling lol

    @SAHtoshiDude@SAHtoshiDude3 ай бұрын

    • It's exactly what I've wanted to hear admitted because it's what I have already known is true

      @JonJoBo73@JonJoBo733 ай бұрын

    • You heard of red room before? They are talking like it’s such a known thing. These initiations.

      @kylebrennan6470@kylebrennan64702 ай бұрын

    • it is a known thing@@kylebrennan6470

      @Jadensound@Jadensound2 ай бұрын

    • Listen to leather Rose you'd love it

      @peterpemrich6962@peterpemrich6962Ай бұрын

    • @@peterpemrich6962why that sorry?’

      @kylebrennan6470@kylebrennan6470Ай бұрын

  • Two improve sarcastic people who perpetually cross the line. Good luck figuring out what they truly believe with their conversations…. Love it!

    @thing2b@thing2b3 ай бұрын

    • Improv

      @BasedGod-ey5ee@BasedGod-ey5ee3 ай бұрын

    • I was going to say this is all improv 😂 none of this is true ☠️

      @vprillynn1024@vprillynn10243 ай бұрын

    • @@vprillynn1024 i think Tom got the "OK" for an elite bunker...and Bert hasnt yet made enough money for the Bunker from the 500M ppl who are to live after the extinction event🙌

      @BasedGod-ey5ee@BasedGod-ey5ee3 ай бұрын

  • I'm wondering if there was any pre-pod discussion about this type of dedication to the subject matter.

    @marcsommer3699@marcsommer36993 ай бұрын

  • anyone else find it funny that he was talking about the NASCAR race on the ad and how riveting it was when in reality it got delayed by rain and hasnt even happend yet?

    @user-zo2om3iy7b@user-zo2om3iy7b3 ай бұрын

    • I love these guys but their wives deserve a lot of credit. I mean a daily dose could be over stimulating... 24:30

      @GCAT-zv9in@GCAT-zv9in2 ай бұрын

  • 2 bears should just be Tom n Duncan from now on

    @XxCOSMICDJxX@XxCOSMICDJxX3 ай бұрын

  • Duncan gracing the Spiritual Poors with his Loving Kindness 🙏💗

    @josef2012@josef20123 ай бұрын

    • May all beings have peace.

      @lemsy@lemsy3 ай бұрын

    • Driving all blame in to one.

      @liadown9052@liadown90523 ай бұрын

  • Man, did i eat too many gummies this morning...24 mins into it, and wtf are these two talking about?!?😂🤪😂

    @shannontoppari5967@shannontoppari59673 ай бұрын

    • Cannibalism and something else but yeah eating each other and the best parts of humans to eat!

      @dealwolfstriked272@dealwolfstriked2723 ай бұрын

    • Some dark truths about Hollywood. Seems like they agree with all the abuse too. Maybe they are into it now too that’s why they are downplaying it.

      @ianmcnab8751@ianmcnab87513 ай бұрын

    • I'm here for it - sober even. Yikes.

      @liadown9052@liadown90523 ай бұрын

    • Not even before the first ad I’m asking myself if I skipped my ssri yesterday

      @justinception3277@justinception32773 ай бұрын

    • @@justinception3277 hhaahah 😂

      @shannontoppari5967@shannontoppari59673 ай бұрын

  • Imagining a schizophrenic watching this video FULLY convinced.

    @user-gu4fv5qy8b@user-gu4fv5qy8b3 ай бұрын

  • Imagine being able to afford ANY glasses in the world and THOSE are the things you decide put on your face.

    @ReconVette19D@ReconVette19D3 ай бұрын

    • 🤣😂🤣

      @WP_3rd@WP_3rd2 ай бұрын

    • For a comedy podcast!? Outrageous!!

      @brooksklepper2853@brooksklepper28532 ай бұрын

  • This is what I want. 2 comedians talking about space and time.

    @luisc2975@luisc29753 ай бұрын

    • you ever look at the back of a twenty dollar bill.. on weed??

      @rogerwilco1777@rogerwilco17773 ай бұрын

  • Gta6 needs yall to do a radio show

    @GeorgeSweet@GeorgeSweet3 ай бұрын

  • So glad Bert sat this one out. There was some elite level comedy happening here

    @wyattcowley6343@wyattcowley63432 ай бұрын

  • Having a buddy you talk to like this looks like another level of fun. 😂

    @Gobearfoot_@Gobearfoot_2 ай бұрын

  • YESSS NO BRENT

    @fx1883.@fx1883.3 ай бұрын

    • Because he's at your Mom's house.....

      @jesse7918@jesse79183 ай бұрын

    • ​@@jesse7918Oooooooooh 🔥

      @PowerfulRoman@PowerfulRoman3 ай бұрын

    • Dude, why the Burt hate?

      @RangerAzmyth@RangerAzmyth3 ай бұрын

    • Now if we could just get rid of the ads with the horrendous eating and drinking noises Jesus learn some decorum Brent

      @rustyshackleford1647@rustyshackleford16473 ай бұрын

    • It's a tough time for his family, some sensitivity please.

      @pizzaman0000@pizzaman00003 ай бұрын

  • Jail is like 6th grade science camp

    @daltonmerritt4942@daltonmerritt49423 ай бұрын

    • Very similar

      @wavecatcher2360@wavecatcher23603 ай бұрын

    • Yep

      @willbrittain3046@willbrittain30463 ай бұрын

    • Actually, it's not bad if you don't like working and making decisions

      @SPARKYTX@SPARKYTX2 ай бұрын

  • How they maintain their composure is fkn state of art.

    @gerpir@gerpir2 ай бұрын

  • The deadpan delivery of the opening segment is incredible

    @dirtyliving480@dirtyliving4803 ай бұрын

  • 10 minutes in, I felt high without the drugs. An hour in, I made pancakes out of my neighbors. By the conclusion, I learned necromancy and brought Timothy McVeigh back to life. 10/10.

    @roland1912@roland19123 ай бұрын

  • When the poors start to turn on you and reject your shitty bathtub vodka, just bring in Duncan Trussell to reel them back in.

    @GrassAddicts@GrassAddicts3 ай бұрын

    • If you took some of that energy you devote to being a poor you probably could escape the poverty your parents cursed you with

      @smokinbonez420@smokinbonez4203 ай бұрын

    • @@smokinbonez420he doesn’t have that much energy to spare

      @kandycid100@kandycid1003 ай бұрын

    • @@smokinbonez420this was beautiful

      @stevengrabo@stevengrabo3 ай бұрын

  • What moment made you think “ok they’ve GOTTA BE fu&$in around”? Go 😂😂

    @HigherMid@HigherMid3 ай бұрын

  • Duncan Trussel is an amazing guest! I dont think Tom could pull this of with anyone else, at least not as good as this 🤣 After 10 min I thought one of them would start breaking character, but it just kept going ❤

    @Sweet266@Sweet2663 ай бұрын

  • Yaaaaaas kings! AI talk. Duncan. No Bart. This episode has everything! 🎉

    @NickatNite511@NickatNite5113 ай бұрын

    • Yeah sexual abuse in evil Hollywood but it’s worth it because “success!” Souls sold to the devil.

      @ianmcnab8751@ianmcnab87513 ай бұрын

  • This is the level of sarcasm I aspire to

    @Fine_living718@Fine_living7183 ай бұрын

  • My wife always calls him drunken tussle 😂

    @nicholaseaves2591@nicholaseaves25913 ай бұрын

  • I play this at work but for some reason today my brain said wait till you get home 😂😂

    @alejandrobrown1499@alejandrobrown14993 ай бұрын

  • Forget GTA 6, this is got the fingerprints of Midnight Gospel .

    @jasonoconner7863@jasonoconner78633 ай бұрын

  • The stretching bear lol 😆

    @johnbullion5430@johnbullion54303 ай бұрын

  • Just a friendly game of catch the extremely out there story and run with it, well played.

    @obipwnshinobi134@obipwnshinobi1343 ай бұрын

  • Burt is locked outside the studio. He's banging in the door, as he's crying and yelling "I want in the red room too!"

    @snotmonger@snotmonger3 ай бұрын

  • First Bert ad gave me PTSD

    @johnnyscott7729@johnnyscott77293 ай бұрын

    • He was like a error in the matrix

      @jessejames5452@jessejames54523 ай бұрын

    • Right!?!?!?

      @ColeDoerr89@ColeDoerr893 ай бұрын

  • Seriously though, thank God Bert isn't in legal trouble. He would be insufferable, "biggest celebrity trial since OJ... My perp walk went viral"

    @TheHarmmm@TheHarmmm3 ай бұрын

  • 'I've got nothing. You?' 'Same. I've been all out of topic ideas for like a year now. What shall we do?'

    @_marvinsuggs_@_marvinsuggs_3 ай бұрын

  • 11 minutes in: If i was in this conversation, i wouldnt have been able to keep up the bit lol

    @TRiLL_FiL@TRiLL_FiL3 ай бұрын

  • We want Tom, Matt and Shane too

    @CosmonautStin@CosmonautStin3 ай бұрын

    • Bots suck

      @DevilsAvocado69@DevilsAvocado693 ай бұрын

    • WE BESEECH THE DAWGS FOR THIS

      @justincornejo6211@justincornejo62113 ай бұрын

    • Forget shane and tom we need Matt and Duncan

      @BlackandWhitecustoms@BlackandWhitecustoms3 ай бұрын

    • Damn things fine?

      @georgealpacker2581@georgealpacker25813 ай бұрын

    • @@georgealpacker2581🤣🤣🤣🤣 the best

      @deluxe4116@deluxe41163 ай бұрын

  • Here's hoping Bert beats those indecent exposure charges 🤞

    @mikasasukasa8790@mikasasukasa87903 ай бұрын

    • He will because his lawyer will argue he cant do nothing about exposing his indecent face and case will be dropped as Bert cracks open aa wine class shooting wine over everyone and passing around shots to judge and jury 😅

      @BlackandWhitecustoms@BlackandWhitecustoms3 ай бұрын

    • just got here - sarcasm Or - is Bert in jail ( what happened ?)

      @zarsinoe2467@zarsinoe24673 ай бұрын

  • LMAO "THE STRETCHING BEAR"

    @cameronleroy2920@cameronleroy29203 ай бұрын

  • The fact that we get this episode for free is the shit. It’s like a special with two comics schizo rambling for over an hour hell yeah bad ass. Thank you for this

    @treyboling6829@treyboling68293 ай бұрын

  • Fuck yeah best guest bear ever

    @RelikkYT@RelikkYT3 ай бұрын

    • It's insane how good at improv he is. He'll say the wildest off the cuff stuff and sound entirely serious. Truly a master of committing to the bit

      @SnarkyRogue@SnarkyRogue3 ай бұрын

    • @@SnarkyRogue what bit

      @dieterdohlen6386@dieterdohlen63863 ай бұрын

    • *otter

      @endurocurtis@endurocurtis3 ай бұрын

  • Holy cow I wasn’t ready for this, I need more coffee first.

    @Photogeric@Photogeric3 ай бұрын

  • Everything with Duncan Trussell I click immediately. So under rated

    @kayknouse3300@kayknouse33003 ай бұрын

  • The wisdom and life experience is inspiring! I have so many new things to add to my bucket list after this episode!

    @brooksklepper2853@brooksklepper28532 ай бұрын

  • I'm not sure what's funnier the thought that they improv'd this or they practiced and rehearsed this 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @earinvh@earinvh3 ай бұрын

  • Best start to a podcast in history

    @httr94@httr943 ай бұрын

    • For real though…what a fun time of absurdity😍

      @sunnydeestroyer200@sunnydeestroyer2003 ай бұрын

  • 1:07:46 "I had a bad sense of humor." 😅😂😅😂

    @DivineMystikalTraveler@DivineMystikalTraveler2 ай бұрын

  • In 2012 I was asked to be part of an elite team of Pitbull Trainers. We were given little to no detail on the efforts of our mission, during training or that thereafter. Those were some of the most loyal dogs I’ve ever worked with.

    @applejacks8160@applejacks81602 ай бұрын

  • 2 Bears 0 Berts 👍

    @stephenholmgren405@stephenholmgren4053 ай бұрын

  • The Simpsons did an episode on cannibalism Homer couldn't stop eating himself

    @CAPTClOUDS@CAPTClOUDS3 ай бұрын

  • Bert’s Liquid Death advert, at 16:40 is the first time i’ve laughed at Bert unironically

    @inuenndo_@inuenndo_3 ай бұрын

  • In the CLINK😂😮😂 LMFAO

    @janelwilliams9144@janelwilliams91442 ай бұрын

  • I only watch 2 bears when Bert is not on the show

    @jpjp1395@jpjp13953 ай бұрын

  • Grateful for the shared experiences from these brave men.

    @RJM182@RJM1823 ай бұрын

  • i love how duncans stories can be 100% true or 100% false, its just amazing

    @kcromeis@kcromeis2 ай бұрын

  • Thank God for Duncan Trussell. Saw his amazing standup at Helium in Oregon, too. Keep sharing that brain.

    @johnc.richardson2713@johnc.richardson27132 ай бұрын

  • Bart was recording in public.. 30 days in the SLAMMER!!

    @user-bk5ob7xh9p@user-bk5ob7xh9p3 ай бұрын

  • Duncan is great. :)

    @bannanachops@bannanachops3 ай бұрын

    • Thanks 😅

      @duncanramsay9262@duncanramsay92623 ай бұрын

    • The best

      @Jacqie_Lee@Jacqie_Lee3 ай бұрын

  • Tom and Duncan monthly podcast petition button

    @juanjo_sound@juanjo_soundАй бұрын

  • This 1st 15 mins + was such a awesome looooong joke talking WITH KATT. NOT AGAINST. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    @Nothing_perhaps_something@Nothing_perhaps_something3 ай бұрын

  • I only watch this when Bart crystals is gone.

    @HolisticDude@HolisticDude3 ай бұрын

    • Same dude, thank goodness for the thumbnails!

      @IAMRW89@IAMRW893 ай бұрын

    • Funny and original

      @user-nb2gk6ef5d@user-nb2gk6ef5d3 ай бұрын

    • @@user-nb2gk6ef5dI don’t think there was a Joke here..

      @beercavetech@beercavetech3 ай бұрын

    • Well he's funnier and more successful than you'll ever be so it's understandable 🤣

      @kingkarma4286@kingkarma42863 ай бұрын

  • Im 8 minutes in and never heard tom talk so much. This is wonderful

    @LawzyDog@LawzyDog3 ай бұрын

  • I rlly think my abs FAVORITE laugh I've eva heard (besides my daughters)..is my man DUNCAN---that crazily contagious, chuckling, infectious laugh😂 definition of perfection❤

    @janelwilliams9144@janelwilliams91442 ай бұрын

  • “Drive all blames into one’s self” 😂😂

    @JulioRomero-dt2gd@JulioRomero-dt2gd3 ай бұрын

  • The best Monday’s are when Bart isn’t co-hosting. Hope time behind bars does him some good. 😂

    @stevegarcia723@stevegarcia7233 ай бұрын

    • It was just a joke unfortunately

      @Survivinglife871@Survivinglife8712 ай бұрын

  • For the first time in a long time, this actually felt like a real comedy podcast.

    @zacharyuk@zacharyuk3 ай бұрын

    • guess you weren't here last week

      @variaxi935@variaxi9353 ай бұрын

    • @@variaxi935Ah yes.. Because listening to Bart chew food into a microphone and gag on gross snacks is peak comedy. 😂

      @clicheguevara5282@clicheguevara52823 ай бұрын

    • Everything they said was 100% facts

      @Survivinglife871@Survivinglife8712 ай бұрын

  • “The worst thing here is worse than the best thing we can import” I had to listen to that a couple of times, but it still makes no sense to me 😂

    @naiharn@naiharn3 ай бұрын

    • He said it wrong. It should have been: "the best thing we can import here is worse than the worst thing in Japan"

      @sk8erpunk8389@sk8erpunk83892 ай бұрын

  • Duncan is the best guest ever 😂😂😂

    @user-vz6jc5nt4k@user-vz6jc5nt4k3 ай бұрын
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