Norm Macdonald on Conan - Sick cat story (June 1996) Full Appearance Hilarious Jokes
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Young Norm was a handsome man. I’m not gay, though… just deeply closeted.
@leahcimolrac1477 Жыл бұрын
I’m not gay!
@bkj4311 ай бұрын
I think you guys are gay
@oldpain762511 ай бұрын
Tell the fellas at home what deeply closeted means
@user-uo5st2re6m11 ай бұрын
Do you own a dog house?
@es927.11 ай бұрын
You are
@peddleandcrank10 ай бұрын
Didn't even know Norms cat was sick....
@AlanaBananaCanada3 жыл бұрын
Well.. you’re in for a big surprise now..
@thegoodthebadandtheugly5792 жыл бұрын
lmao
@willwilkerson14002 жыл бұрын
Well that comment aged well.
@emiliov32602 жыл бұрын
👏😂
@jasegtree45532 жыл бұрын
He was a private person to the end…
@michaelfoxbrass2 жыл бұрын
"I didnt know you could eat flowers". The way Norm delivered that punchline was so subtile. It took me half a minute to realise that was the joke.
@lard_lad_AU4 ай бұрын
Ok?
@markonino124 ай бұрын
@OneIssueVoter This is bait, Right?
@MeanBeanComedyАй бұрын
"I have killed less people than that, I'm not even a doctor." lmao
@zackcruise2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this so many times. Don’t think I realized until this last one, that Norm chuckles sometimes not because of what he is saying but because he senses Conan’s commitment to the bit is waning
@MrEzekiel1982 Жыл бұрын
When Norm was starting out and he bombed he would shake every audience member's hand to stick it to them on the way out because he knew they were suckers who were not in on the joke.
@MysticalMissionary Жыл бұрын
Man, I miss Norm. Just happy that I can watch endless videos of him on KZhead.
@_jm0n3y8oo_ Жыл бұрын
Johnny Carson too.
@jerryfinger865911 ай бұрын
Check out his gig on bed and breakfast.
@jameselkin46877 ай бұрын
It helps. : )
@MsMiguel705 ай бұрын
Yeah, endless videos. And you can watch them endlessly.
@readmelancholystrumpetmaster5 ай бұрын
Which is the only way you ever knew him in the first place.
@longtallshorty57912 ай бұрын
“The cat had an operation, it was $4000. I could buy a hundred cats for that.” 😂😂😂
@targetrender9529 Жыл бұрын
“Damned if he didn’t come in seventh”😂😂😂
@Swissnuggets Жыл бұрын
I’ve been on a Norm rabbit hole for years, and this is the first time I’ve heard that one!
@ShinyHubCaps Жыл бұрын
Ive been telling this one for a fair few years now. Always goes down well.
@icmull Жыл бұрын
I'm listening to the joke and thinking, "What's the punchline going to be?" Then he goes the most obvious route which makes it that much funnier. Brilliant.
@troycarlson7695 Жыл бұрын
As soon as "The Rosie O'Donnel show premiered today..." came out of Norm's mouth when he looked off Conan, you know he was going in for the kill.
@danielm41144 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand the 'i didn't you could eat flowers' joke. Please explain
@Fugazi772 жыл бұрын
he’s making fun of rosie o’donnell for being fat by implying that if people are sending her flowers, it must be because she likes to eat them
@johnrussell5012 жыл бұрын
You mean for the easy cheap joke?
@stutzbearcat5624 Жыл бұрын
@@stutzbearcat5624 Found Rosie O'Donnel's best friend over here.
@danielm4114 Жыл бұрын
@@danielm4114 I just hate lazy humor.
@stutzbearcat5624 Жыл бұрын
It's just a cat I didn't even know you could eat flowers Two instances of pure timing!
@ajmalibrahim89273 жыл бұрын
The best is when conan tries to go along with where norm is heading and norm just shuts him down before immediately heading in that same direction
@MordechaiKarp3 жыл бұрын
It was a defective a cat.I couldn't get near him, he was delirious. Who knows? He could've thought I was a mouse 😅🤣
@adalbertoramirez31512 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but that cat story had me wheezing with laughter 😂🤣😆😅
@sonrize76794 жыл бұрын
Are you human?
@Mojoe17493 жыл бұрын
I forgive you
@alexb7641 Жыл бұрын
Why would anyone apologize for that?
@egustafson Жыл бұрын
Well the cat was wheezing too, I’m sure.
@cc92103 Жыл бұрын
Get a life
@DrPhil-kx3ci11 ай бұрын
The cost of the operation reminded me of a joke I heard on Weekend Update (not Norm). "A woman paid $3000.00 for a kidney transplant for her dog...which was only $2500 more than the whole dog transplant."
@Tker1970 Жыл бұрын
Not good delivery by you. I could've laughed at this for hours, now thanks to you I missed on a great joke.
@jesuslanderos.24429 ай бұрын
I was at this taping and I've been thinking about it all day. Damn. Sad.
@JoeCavanaugh2 жыл бұрын
Damm that must have been fun.
@the_shed19602 жыл бұрын
It was just A CAT
@teodelfuego2 жыл бұрын
@@teodelfuego This is the comment that deserves all the thumbings.
@WilmoTheBear2 жыл бұрын
Not often I find a clip of Norm I haven’t seen, he’s a scholar and a gentleman.
@piersonhurst Жыл бұрын
And a sexual predator
@roddyboethius172210 ай бұрын
Yeah...he went to that University of Science over there!!! LOL!!
@robertedson23744 ай бұрын
My favorite Norm appearance on any talk show. Still can’t believe he’s gone
@timmcelroy21882 жыл бұрын
But Norm was so great on Letterman & Kimmel too. I do agree Norm did shine on Conan. Such a star ⭐️ miss Norm a lot. I imagine how he would be today in these crazy sensitive times. He would be so funny. ☮️💟✝️
@angelaoehley809 Жыл бұрын
@@angelaoehley809 In today's times? He only passed away less than a year ago. He made jokes about coronavirus and LGBTQ+ and a bunch of other stuff relative to the current moment. I do get what you're saying though, his comedy cut straight through all the bs and today there seems to be as much bs as ever
@willashland4597 Жыл бұрын
I know :( All the good ones are leaving us!
@chef423 Жыл бұрын
My favorite appearance was when Courtney thorn smith was promoting a movie with carrot top and the comedic genius and timing was probably my favorite non scripted talk show moment of all time. That one or when he was on the view
@mikebell2162 Жыл бұрын
@@mikebell2162 Yes that one and when he tells the story, also on Conan, about being checked into rehab by a fat bearded guy.
@MonkeyBusinessMan Жыл бұрын
Watching somebody do what they truly love for a living. Beautiful.
@johnmichaelmartinez188 Жыл бұрын
Evil Norm enjoyed attacking people sexually
@roddyboethius172210 ай бұрын
"I'm not on crack!" Okay, so what happened? "Dennis Rodman headbutted me - on the TV, he headbutted me on the TV!"
@Kadenite Жыл бұрын
He had a big promotion coming up 😂😂
@bengoodman61123 жыл бұрын
The cat story is told in a much better way on Leno.
@thisisyashdoshi3 жыл бұрын
Nah, His chemistry with Conan was off the charts The only one that could match it was the great Letterman
@adalbertoramirez31512 жыл бұрын
@@thisisyashdoshi yeah. Wish he told it the same way on Conan
@Nostalgia_Addict2 жыл бұрын
@@adalbertoramirez3151 Not an issue of chemistry, he just did the story better on Leno. Leno and his bandleader's reaction also helped.
@HockeyNationHD2 жыл бұрын
@@adalbertoramirez3151 letterman a great a hole is what he is
@oosthakker Жыл бұрын
"I'll be damned if he didn't come in seventh"
@AngeredKabar Жыл бұрын
Whenever I see a sign or ad for "Free Kittens", I try to channel my inner Norm and say, "Hey, I'll take a sack of those".
@MM-vv8mt11 ай бұрын
I love how Conan sets up Norm’s jokes.
@DJ-bj8ku Жыл бұрын
Hahaahaahhaaah he always knew how to bring norman in his full form 😂😂
@anasqureshi2479 Жыл бұрын
Nobody was better with Norm than Conan.
@purleybaker Жыл бұрын
I wish Conan joins Norm in Hell. They both suck
@roddyboethius172210 ай бұрын
I forgot about that sevens joke. That's great.
@theivory14 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020 🇺🇸
@Americanson243 жыл бұрын
@@Americanson24 no
@TWOhype233 жыл бұрын
@@Americanson24 Yes.
@derrikferguson32193 жыл бұрын
@@derrikferguson3219 lmao
@MrBertholdBrecht3 жыл бұрын
@@Americanson24The American flag really sells it.
@MrHubadub Жыл бұрын
If you get Norm you love him. I love Norm! so f*cking hilarious!!
@robm20742 жыл бұрын
Two lighthearted guys that managed to stay that way all the way through the stuff that they didn’t know was in front of them. RIP Norm. “We’re on cable by now” yes you would be eventually Conan, and you did it even better there.
@jeffbush95372 жыл бұрын
Conan didn't stay lighthearted. He's Conan Without Borders. Conan the Cancel Culture Man.
@HockeyNationHD2 жыл бұрын
@@HockeyNationHD What the hell are you on about?
@AllisonChains642 жыл бұрын
@@AllisonChains64 Conan O'Brien has turned into/been revealed as a leftist loon. Not as insane as Andy Richter but pretty insane. He helped culturally cancel Norm in 2018. He allowed Richter to take ten minutes out during the Norm 'tribute' podcast to talk about how problematic one of his old mining town jokes from 10 years ago was. He allowed the censorship of the word 'ret@rds' in an uploaded Norm clip the day after he died. And during his uploading spree of classic Norm clips in HD, carefully avoided uploading any of the (hilarious) ones in which he did un-PC jokes. The only exception was the censored Courtney Thorne-Smith clip mentioned, bc he had to upload it and the un-PC bit was minor in the clip and could be edited. The full-on jokes involving gays, midgets, race, anything un-PC, he didn't upload and will never upload. Meanwhile he has no problem uploading in HD old Dave Chappelle appearances where he does endless anti-white material and wears a black power t-shirt.
@HockeyNationHD2 жыл бұрын
@@HockeyNationHD Sure, pal.
@AllisonChains642 жыл бұрын
@@AllisonChains64 good counterargument, bud
@HockeyNationHD2 жыл бұрын
Norm fanatics know that he told a modified version of this story 20 years later with Leno!
@jefffawcett Жыл бұрын
I have a weak head, I haven't been working it out. But he had the head of an athlete.
@robertkennett832 жыл бұрын
Almost as beautiful as Elvis. And just as humble and unaffected by fame. A real man and a beautiful one in many ways. And super intelligent without ever having to show it. Love him.
@Sharon-kr1ui2 жыл бұрын
Norm's cool too.
@raveoreynolds60492 жыл бұрын
He did looked like Elvis riggt? Same expressions
@a.a.12452 жыл бұрын
@@raveoreynolds6049 haha I was going to say "that's a real nice thing to say about a cat."
@KOZtic2 жыл бұрын
I actually commented this same exact thing on another video! He did look like a 50's Elvis! He was a very, very handsome man. ❤
@AllisonChains642 жыл бұрын
He is more attractive than Elvis
@paulinemuthena94062 жыл бұрын
WTF, the Vet didn’t even ask Norm if the cat had a family history of heart disease.
@thenoneckpeoplerepresentat8074 Жыл бұрын
HE IS NOT A GOOD DOCTOR🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bless this segment
@13janhald2 жыл бұрын
The cat story was way funnier on Leno. The best aspect of Norm's jokes is when he's meandering.
@TheNumberOneGuy11 ай бұрын
That Dennis Rodman joke is genius
@honeytlbadger43654 жыл бұрын
God bless Norm Macdonald.
@JeffSwopeIndeed2 жыл бұрын
Norm has always been a favorite of mine… never seen this. RIP
@BaconTomatoCheese Жыл бұрын
The song playing at the beginning as he walks on is “Saturday Night (Is The Loneliest Night Of The Week)”, most notably recorded by Frank Sinatra.
@mikeycondry14934 жыл бұрын
You know who else plays music and is named frank? Frank stallone
@theroamingokie54382 жыл бұрын
@@theroamingokie5438 you guessed it
@boxbarry8061 Жыл бұрын
In a 1997 episode of "Seinfeld" called "The Merv Griffin Show", George finds himself in exactly the same situation, except that, in George's case, he's not visiting his cat at the veterinarian's office, he's visiting the squirrel he hit with his car. George is even given the same 30-minute time limit. Coincidence?
@floydturner2346 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing I've seen every Seinfeld episode 500 times.
@cucknorris4721 Жыл бұрын
here's the clip! kzhead.info/sun/nNShkdWRcKWMbK8/bejne.html
@dave29339 Жыл бұрын
The guy Norm mentions, Steve Koren, was a Seinfeld writer at the time
@simontreanor8700 Жыл бұрын
Probably. I have heard other comedians due similar bits years before both of these.
@shrimpflea Жыл бұрын
@@simontreanor8700When did he mention that?
@MeanBeanComedyАй бұрын
There is a video of Norm telling the cat story on Leno, he didn't get to finish it! I enjoy watching all of his material, but Norm with Conan just always works the best.
@Alice-ui9oy11 ай бұрын
Leno stepped on the end of both of Norms jokes in that appearance. Jay Leno is a moron
@dannywilliams2358Ай бұрын
That numbers bit. A true genius
@snoop86642 жыл бұрын
I swear I've heard this story before but he said "I didn't know cats even had hearts"
@jokerman693 Жыл бұрын
Someone else in the comments says he told the same story on Leno twenty years later, so maybe that’s even you heard it.
@joe_rockhead4 ай бұрын
He could have gone "gah gah gah" for the rest of the interview, that Rosie O'Donnell joke was worth the price of entry!
@freethis222 Жыл бұрын
That Rosie joke was golden!
@joshuahenderson2 жыл бұрын
I think the writers on seinfeld took some bits from Norm's cat story when George Costanza ran over the squirrel.
@dashriprock57202 жыл бұрын
I was going to reply to this in a similar way, but I figured I’d look to see if someone else caught it, a total ripoff…
@paulhogan895824 күн бұрын
RIP Norm 🖤
@spider13712 жыл бұрын
That coke commercial was straight out of 1950
@fredirecko2 жыл бұрын
Norms the only guy who can break connans defence
@1504vijay2 жыл бұрын
Anytime someone says they’re a cat person, I tell them this story
@danielleblanc4660 Жыл бұрын
"The good news is, it's just a cat!" 😂😂😂
@nickv26012 ай бұрын
I swear Norm could read the phone book and make a bucket of gravel laugh.
@RedfishCarolina Жыл бұрын
Best actor for uh for the wind
@glenndowling83832 жыл бұрын
Norm’s command of the audience is outstanding
@russBwright4 ай бұрын
The good news is, its just a cat
@contenau223 жыл бұрын
Thanks for filming this with your zapruder camera
@aseaton0604 Жыл бұрын
That 7 joke was hilarious!!!
@warren52nz Жыл бұрын
Bad news: 20% chance of survival... Good news: It's a CAT..! It's got 9 lives..!
@MacDaddyRico Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, Mr. Macdonald, but I'm going to borrow that lucky number seven story
@otakuguy2757 ай бұрын
His sitcom was hilarious. I remember his character talking about how fat his nephew was. Norm: "He got a pony for Christmas ...he ate it!"
@Lori-lp6uc6 ай бұрын
…so you know, I pay him. I gave him like eight bucks….
@mistermusturd64022 жыл бұрын
If you can’t handle me at the human sacrifice, then you don’t deserve me at the bountiful harvest that will result!
@teeheeteeheeish Жыл бұрын
“Ahhh… Rosie’s a good man…”
@MrSteeles912 Жыл бұрын
He really didn't even say "hello" and then went right for the kill.
@aztaska Жыл бұрын
Sadly, We now know Norm was the sick cat and what a cool cat he was…
@factsoveremotions6035 Жыл бұрын
Nice😅
@sergioa9098 Жыл бұрын
Love these guys.
@sarcasmo57 Жыл бұрын
I went to the hospital and everyone was on crack
@jameswakeland1868 Жыл бұрын
That cat joke is pure gold
@pengu178511 ай бұрын
Very funny, uderviewed clip of Norm
@hazirafel2 жыл бұрын
twister was 1996?? holy shit!... now i feel really old!
@GizziMoD2 жыл бұрын
Not me man, denial is great.
@SaumBodhi2 жыл бұрын
@@SaumBodhi you got that right buddy
@kanegarvey8482 жыл бұрын
Yeah that "cat joke" didn't quit land on the Conan show, jesus.. (with the context of seeing it performed on the David Letterman show)
@coffeepot312311 ай бұрын
When you saw that grin, you just knew it was coming!
@THETRIVIALTHINGS4 ай бұрын
Norm was a very handsome guy, sure do miss him
@yvonnehemlick95045 ай бұрын
The cat joke was refined to perfection later on Leno.
@micahwest53472 жыл бұрын
Link please?
@Catholicophobia2 жыл бұрын
@@Catholicophobia kzhead.info/sun/friyhMiDo5pvh6M/bejne.html go to 3:45
@micahwest53472 жыл бұрын
@@micahwest5347 That joke didn't even end properly. Norm took way too long with the story and Leno had to cut him off before he got to the punchline ("the good news is, it's just a cat!")
@cruz1ale2 жыл бұрын
@@cruz1ale yes. Both renditions have their highlights. Glad he never shared it on fallon. That lowlife wasn’t worthy of Norm’s magnificence and probably would have ruined it with fake laughing at the wrong parts and more interruptions.
@micahwest53472 жыл бұрын
@micahwest5347 lol didnt norm got banned from fallon because he got his staff crying because something stupid he said :p snowflake city
@BroodjeBal-tc3cjАй бұрын
RIP norm
@ozzmosis65442 жыл бұрын
There’s less frames in this video than time Norm has left to live..
@thegoodthebadandtheugly5792 жыл бұрын
We all need to start a norm super fan club. I have a feeling we will along fine. Ya'll can come over for a chicken
@levipeters2058 Жыл бұрын
Sign me up!
@leehenderson992 Жыл бұрын
I love that jungle fowl. Bust out the BBQ sauce.
@bretthess6376 Жыл бұрын
Norm tells some jokes that are supposed to bomb and he gives the vibe that he enjoys that more than killing it I imagine him as kid being more excited to show his folks the report cards when he got got a couple F rather than showing them a report card when he did well He just enjoys the reaction people have when they think he is bombing. It's a good luck figuring me out assholes😅 Imagine a comedy tour featuring Norm Macdonald and Andy Kaufman 😅😅 We just weren't worthy of it
@adalbertoramirez31512 жыл бұрын
So right! The way he sets up his jokes he can’t lose. I’m often left wondering “did he mean for that one to bomb or did it really just bomb”. Only he would know the difference… and the fact that he doesn’t seem to care makes it even better.
@jnmrn40692 жыл бұрын
Norm had two teachers for parents and graduated high school at 16. I doubt he had many Fs to show them.
@tafttheraft5314 Жыл бұрын
@@tafttheraft5314 thats because he didnt gave a F
@oosthakker Жыл бұрын
@@oosthakker F you sir
@DarkMuj Жыл бұрын
@@DarkMuj love you too buddy
@oosthakker Жыл бұрын
One of the best ones!
@LordThree Жыл бұрын
The perfect guest really..
@Sickofdrawingcowboys717 Жыл бұрын
Nice. Everclear on SNL this week.
@kit2770 Жыл бұрын
The master of puppets, i can never get enough.
@redwood1133 Жыл бұрын
Saw him live once… no words.
@alskjdfsldkjfАй бұрын
💯🤣👌Norm the best 👌
@rubencantu99876 ай бұрын
the funny thing was that there were only six horses in the race....
@3rdeye399 Жыл бұрын
We'll never find out how Norm spent his summer😔😔
@ArturGordonPim2 жыл бұрын
Oh he was racing and chasing and keeping up the joneses.
@Tapepusher8 ай бұрын
Norm is charming every time he deliberately tells a bomb
@EnlightnMe4820 күн бұрын
RIP Normy miss u buddy
@edub9930 Жыл бұрын
two legends
@itseveary5756 Жыл бұрын
Real
@itseveary575626 күн бұрын
Norms right health care is free in Canada. I wonder why he did 10 years of cancer treatment in America then... He wanted to stay alive for those 10 years.
@BuFFoTheArtClown2 ай бұрын
NORM WAS A NATIONAL TREASURE. AIDS SUCKS BIG TIME. I STILL MISS NORM ALOT.
@drServitis Жыл бұрын
It made me so happy to see the Lucky Number 7 story on here too. I love that one! Happy Birthday, Norm! Since you are undoubtedly in Heaven, maybe you’ll get the princess treatment and get 2 cakes!🥳🎂🎂❤️
@motleysue8171 Жыл бұрын
I have killed less people than that, and I’m not even a doctor… One of my favorite quotes in the history of mankind
@Alltoofinite Жыл бұрын
I didn't even know that people in the US don't get sick. That is sick man!
@neuron052 жыл бұрын
They do get sick, they're just expected to pay for it or suffer.
@Krystalmyth Жыл бұрын
Apparently flowers are fattening
@davidsandall2 жыл бұрын
Norm was such a genius. They said he was the comedian’s comedian.
@EnderXeno19833 ай бұрын
This video wasn’t long enough.
@derrikferguson32193 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna miss that ole lump of coal!
@christierella2 жыл бұрын
Savage opening
@SongJLikes Жыл бұрын
Man Norm MURDERED Rosie!!!! WOW!! hahaha
@drewgrabau61453 жыл бұрын
Great poke @ Rosie....there's a joke in there somewhere.
Young Norm was a handsome man. I’m not gay, though… just deeply closeted.
I’m not gay!
I think you guys are gay
Tell the fellas at home what deeply closeted means
Do you own a dog house?
You are
Didn't even know Norms cat was sick....
Well.. you’re in for a big surprise now..
lmao
Well that comment aged well.
👏😂
He was a private person to the end…
"I didnt know you could eat flowers". The way Norm delivered that punchline was so subtile. It took me half a minute to realise that was the joke.
Ok?
@OneIssueVoter This is bait, Right?
"I have killed less people than that, I'm not even a doctor." lmao
I’ve watched this so many times. Don’t think I realized until this last one, that Norm chuckles sometimes not because of what he is saying but because he senses Conan’s commitment to the bit is waning
When Norm was starting out and he bombed he would shake every audience member's hand to stick it to them on the way out because he knew they were suckers who were not in on the joke.
Man, I miss Norm. Just happy that I can watch endless videos of him on KZhead.
Johnny Carson too.
Check out his gig on bed and breakfast.
It helps. : )
Yeah, endless videos. And you can watch them endlessly.
Which is the only way you ever knew him in the first place.
“The cat had an operation, it was $4000. I could buy a hundred cats for that.” 😂😂😂
“Damned if he didn’t come in seventh”😂😂😂
I’ve been on a Norm rabbit hole for years, and this is the first time I’ve heard that one!
Ive been telling this one for a fair few years now. Always goes down well.
I'm listening to the joke and thinking, "What's the punchline going to be?" Then he goes the most obvious route which makes it that much funnier. Brilliant.
As soon as "The Rosie O'Donnel show premiered today..." came out of Norm's mouth when he looked off Conan, you know he was going in for the kill.
I didn't understand the 'i didn't you could eat flowers' joke. Please explain
he’s making fun of rosie o’donnell for being fat by implying that if people are sending her flowers, it must be because she likes to eat them
You mean for the easy cheap joke?
@@stutzbearcat5624 Found Rosie O'Donnel's best friend over here.
@@danielm4114 I just hate lazy humor.
It's just a cat I didn't even know you could eat flowers Two instances of pure timing!
The best is when conan tries to go along with where norm is heading and norm just shuts him down before immediately heading in that same direction
It was a defective a cat.I couldn't get near him, he was delirious. Who knows? He could've thought I was a mouse 😅🤣
I'm sorry but that cat story had me wheezing with laughter 😂🤣😆😅
Are you human?
I forgive you
Why would anyone apologize for that?
Well the cat was wheezing too, I’m sure.
Get a life
The cost of the operation reminded me of a joke I heard on Weekend Update (not Norm). "A woman paid $3000.00 for a kidney transplant for her dog...which was only $2500 more than the whole dog transplant."
Not good delivery by you. I could've laughed at this for hours, now thanks to you I missed on a great joke.
I was at this taping and I've been thinking about it all day. Damn. Sad.
Damm that must have been fun.
It was just A CAT
@@teodelfuego This is the comment that deserves all the thumbings.
Not often I find a clip of Norm I haven’t seen, he’s a scholar and a gentleman.
And a sexual predator
Yeah...he went to that University of Science over there!!! LOL!!
My favorite Norm appearance on any talk show. Still can’t believe he’s gone
But Norm was so great on Letterman & Kimmel too. I do agree Norm did shine on Conan. Such a star ⭐️ miss Norm a lot. I imagine how he would be today in these crazy sensitive times. He would be so funny. ☮️💟✝️
@@angelaoehley809 In today's times? He only passed away less than a year ago. He made jokes about coronavirus and LGBTQ+ and a bunch of other stuff relative to the current moment. I do get what you're saying though, his comedy cut straight through all the bs and today there seems to be as much bs as ever
I know :( All the good ones are leaving us!
My favorite appearance was when Courtney thorn smith was promoting a movie with carrot top and the comedic genius and timing was probably my favorite non scripted talk show moment of all time. That one or when he was on the view
@@mikebell2162 Yes that one and when he tells the story, also on Conan, about being checked into rehab by a fat bearded guy.
Watching somebody do what they truly love for a living. Beautiful.
Evil Norm enjoyed attacking people sexually
"I'm not on crack!" Okay, so what happened? "Dennis Rodman headbutted me - on the TV, he headbutted me on the TV!"
He had a big promotion coming up 😂😂
The cat story is told in a much better way on Leno.
Nah, His chemistry with Conan was off the charts The only one that could match it was the great Letterman
@@thisisyashdoshi yeah. Wish he told it the same way on Conan
@@adalbertoramirez3151 Not an issue of chemistry, he just did the story better on Leno. Leno and his bandleader's reaction also helped.
@@adalbertoramirez3151 letterman a great a hole is what he is
"I'll be damned if he didn't come in seventh"
Whenever I see a sign or ad for "Free Kittens", I try to channel my inner Norm and say, "Hey, I'll take a sack of those".
I love how Conan sets up Norm’s jokes.
Hahaahaahhaaah he always knew how to bring norman in his full form 😂😂
Nobody was better with Norm than Conan.
I wish Conan joins Norm in Hell. They both suck
I forgot about that sevens joke. That's great.
Trump 2020 🇺🇸
@@Americanson24 no
@@Americanson24 Yes.
@@derrikferguson3219 lmao
@@Americanson24The American flag really sells it.
If you get Norm you love him. I love Norm! so f*cking hilarious!!
Two lighthearted guys that managed to stay that way all the way through the stuff that they didn’t know was in front of them. RIP Norm. “We’re on cable by now” yes you would be eventually Conan, and you did it even better there.
Conan didn't stay lighthearted. He's Conan Without Borders. Conan the Cancel Culture Man.
@@HockeyNationHD What the hell are you on about?
@@AllisonChains64 Conan O'Brien has turned into/been revealed as a leftist loon. Not as insane as Andy Richter but pretty insane. He helped culturally cancel Norm in 2018. He allowed Richter to take ten minutes out during the Norm 'tribute' podcast to talk about how problematic one of his old mining town jokes from 10 years ago was. He allowed the censorship of the word 'ret@rds' in an uploaded Norm clip the day after he died. And during his uploading spree of classic Norm clips in HD, carefully avoided uploading any of the (hilarious) ones in which he did un-PC jokes. The only exception was the censored Courtney Thorne-Smith clip mentioned, bc he had to upload it and the un-PC bit was minor in the clip and could be edited. The full-on jokes involving gays, midgets, race, anything un-PC, he didn't upload and will never upload. Meanwhile he has no problem uploading in HD old Dave Chappelle appearances where he does endless anti-white material and wears a black power t-shirt.
@@HockeyNationHD Sure, pal.
@@AllisonChains64 good counterargument, bud
Norm fanatics know that he told a modified version of this story 20 years later with Leno!
I have a weak head, I haven't been working it out. But he had the head of an athlete.
Almost as beautiful as Elvis. And just as humble and unaffected by fame. A real man and a beautiful one in many ways. And super intelligent without ever having to show it. Love him.
Norm's cool too.
He did looked like Elvis riggt? Same expressions
@@raveoreynolds6049 haha I was going to say "that's a real nice thing to say about a cat."
I actually commented this same exact thing on another video! He did look like a 50's Elvis! He was a very, very handsome man. ❤
He is more attractive than Elvis
WTF, the Vet didn’t even ask Norm if the cat had a family history of heart disease.
HE IS NOT A GOOD DOCTOR🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bless this segment
The cat story was way funnier on Leno. The best aspect of Norm's jokes is when he's meandering.
That Dennis Rodman joke is genius
God bless Norm Macdonald.
Norm has always been a favorite of mine… never seen this. RIP
The song playing at the beginning as he walks on is “Saturday Night (Is The Loneliest Night Of The Week)”, most notably recorded by Frank Sinatra.
You know who else plays music and is named frank? Frank stallone
@@theroamingokie5438 you guessed it
In a 1997 episode of "Seinfeld" called "The Merv Griffin Show", George finds himself in exactly the same situation, except that, in George's case, he's not visiting his cat at the veterinarian's office, he's visiting the squirrel he hit with his car. George is even given the same 30-minute time limit. Coincidence?
I thought the same thing I've seen every Seinfeld episode 500 times.
here's the clip! kzhead.info/sun/nNShkdWRcKWMbK8/bejne.html
The guy Norm mentions, Steve Koren, was a Seinfeld writer at the time
Probably. I have heard other comedians due similar bits years before both of these.
@@simontreanor8700When did he mention that?
There is a video of Norm telling the cat story on Leno, he didn't get to finish it! I enjoy watching all of his material, but Norm with Conan just always works the best.
Leno stepped on the end of both of Norms jokes in that appearance. Jay Leno is a moron
That numbers bit. A true genius
I swear I've heard this story before but he said "I didn't know cats even had hearts"
Someone else in the comments says he told the same story on Leno twenty years later, so maybe that’s even you heard it.
He could have gone "gah gah gah" for the rest of the interview, that Rosie O'Donnell joke was worth the price of entry!
That Rosie joke was golden!
I think the writers on seinfeld took some bits from Norm's cat story when George Costanza ran over the squirrel.
I was going to reply to this in a similar way, but I figured I’d look to see if someone else caught it, a total ripoff…
RIP Norm 🖤
That coke commercial was straight out of 1950
Norms the only guy who can break connans defence
Anytime someone says they’re a cat person, I tell them this story
"The good news is, it's just a cat!" 😂😂😂
I swear Norm could read the phone book and make a bucket of gravel laugh.
Best actor for uh for the wind
Norm’s command of the audience is outstanding
The good news is, its just a cat
Thanks for filming this with your zapruder camera
That 7 joke was hilarious!!!
Bad news: 20% chance of survival... Good news: It's a CAT..! It's got 9 lives..!
I'm sorry, Mr. Macdonald, but I'm going to borrow that lucky number seven story
His sitcom was hilarious. I remember his character talking about how fat his nephew was. Norm: "He got a pony for Christmas ...he ate it!"
…so you know, I pay him. I gave him like eight bucks….
If you can’t handle me at the human sacrifice, then you don’t deserve me at the bountiful harvest that will result!
“Ahhh… Rosie’s a good man…”
He really didn't even say "hello" and then went right for the kill.
Sadly, We now know Norm was the sick cat and what a cool cat he was…
Nice😅
Love these guys.
I went to the hospital and everyone was on crack
That cat joke is pure gold
Very funny, uderviewed clip of Norm
twister was 1996?? holy shit!... now i feel really old!
Not me man, denial is great.
@@SaumBodhi you got that right buddy
Yeah that "cat joke" didn't quit land on the Conan show, jesus.. (with the context of seeing it performed on the David Letterman show)
When you saw that grin, you just knew it was coming!
Norm was a very handsome guy, sure do miss him
The cat joke was refined to perfection later on Leno.
Link please?
@@Catholicophobia kzhead.info/sun/friyhMiDo5pvh6M/bejne.html go to 3:45
@@micahwest5347 That joke didn't even end properly. Norm took way too long with the story and Leno had to cut him off before he got to the punchline ("the good news is, it's just a cat!")
@@cruz1ale yes. Both renditions have their highlights. Glad he never shared it on fallon. That lowlife wasn’t worthy of Norm’s magnificence and probably would have ruined it with fake laughing at the wrong parts and more interruptions.
@micahwest5347 lol didnt norm got banned from fallon because he got his staff crying because something stupid he said :p snowflake city
RIP norm
There’s less frames in this video than time Norm has left to live..
We all need to start a norm super fan club. I have a feeling we will along fine. Ya'll can come over for a chicken
Sign me up!
I love that jungle fowl. Bust out the BBQ sauce.
Norm tells some jokes that are supposed to bomb and he gives the vibe that he enjoys that more than killing it I imagine him as kid being more excited to show his folks the report cards when he got got a couple F rather than showing them a report card when he did well He just enjoys the reaction people have when they think he is bombing. It's a good luck figuring me out assholes😅 Imagine a comedy tour featuring Norm Macdonald and Andy Kaufman 😅😅 We just weren't worthy of it
So right! The way he sets up his jokes he can’t lose. I’m often left wondering “did he mean for that one to bomb or did it really just bomb”. Only he would know the difference… and the fact that he doesn’t seem to care makes it even better.
Norm had two teachers for parents and graduated high school at 16. I doubt he had many Fs to show them.
@@tafttheraft5314 thats because he didnt gave a F
@@oosthakker F you sir
@@DarkMuj love you too buddy
One of the best ones!
The perfect guest really..
Nice. Everclear on SNL this week.
The master of puppets, i can never get enough.
Saw him live once… no words.
💯🤣👌Norm the best 👌
the funny thing was that there were only six horses in the race....
We'll never find out how Norm spent his summer😔😔
Oh he was racing and chasing and keeping up the joneses.
Norm is charming every time he deliberately tells a bomb
RIP Normy miss u buddy
two legends
Real
Norms right health care is free in Canada. I wonder why he did 10 years of cancer treatment in America then... He wanted to stay alive for those 10 years.
NORM WAS A NATIONAL TREASURE. AIDS SUCKS BIG TIME. I STILL MISS NORM ALOT.
It made me so happy to see the Lucky Number 7 story on here too. I love that one! Happy Birthday, Norm! Since you are undoubtedly in Heaven, maybe you’ll get the princess treatment and get 2 cakes!🥳🎂🎂❤️
I have killed less people than that, and I’m not even a doctor… One of my favorite quotes in the history of mankind
I didn't even know that people in the US don't get sick. That is sick man!
They do get sick, they're just expected to pay for it or suffer.
Apparently flowers are fattening
Norm was such a genius. They said he was the comedian’s comedian.
This video wasn’t long enough.
I’m gonna miss that ole lump of coal!
Savage opening
Man Norm MURDERED Rosie!!!! WOW!! hahaha
Great poke @ Rosie....there's a joke in there somewhere.
Love this story, the version on Leno is the best.
RIP Norm