Most Quotable Lines in UFC MMA History

2017 ж. 29 Мау.

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The funniest, most epic and memorable lines ever said in the history of MMA.
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I like how Brock was getting booed but then mentioned beer and getting on top of his wife and everyone was cheering
@gorillaking_ak47582 жыл бұрын
- LOL, FR!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
  @kanethesevenfootmonster86811 ай бұрын
- ONG 😂😂😂
  @volt993411 ай бұрын
- Yeah, that`s the level of intelligence in this sport.
  @orphanoforbit75888 ай бұрын
- "We don't like you for being a champion, but we appreciate that you're attracted to your own wife" 😆
  @Brown878 ай бұрын
- @ChrisJones-ek2gm What's that, bud? 😌
  @Brown876 ай бұрын
How Canadians talk trash: Im not impressed by you performance *shakes hand* GSP is my favorite one, such a nice guy
@dungeonmaster4206 жыл бұрын
- Lol
  @svetlinsofiev67294 жыл бұрын
- You can tell he didn’t want to do Dana probably made him do it for promo 😂
  @ben92624 жыл бұрын
- @@ben9262 yea he said later they basically made him say it and he regretted it because not was low class
  @viz2y4 жыл бұрын
- SongFinder no he didn’t, he said he was zoned out in the crowd and heard hughes mention his name in the post match interview and assumed he was just trash talking so came in and said that, he actually likes him a lot
  @rBlake4 жыл бұрын
- Matt serra knocked him the fuck ut
  @mattyy1014 жыл бұрын
3:44 Hearing Rampage Jackson say "Sheeeeet" is the best thing I've ever heard in my life😂😂
@XXLRebel3 жыл бұрын
- it sounds so nice
  @liputter2 жыл бұрын
- @@liputter yeh its a keeper for me
  @mamamymammasaidthat67642 жыл бұрын
- Oh y'all got carrot cakes up in here???
  @macnsteez39382 жыл бұрын
- It's that black country drawl hahaha
  @daexmachinus2 жыл бұрын
- @@macnsteez3938 Shiiiieeeeeeeeeeettt
  @allainangcao282 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna go home tonight, and I’m gonna drink a Coors Light. That’s a COORS Light cuz Bud Light won’t pay me nothin.” - Brock Lesnar.
@kurtangleinatinycowboyhat45673 жыл бұрын
- Rumor has it Dana White REALLY flipped out when Brock dissed the sponsor.
  @alec11152 жыл бұрын
- Unplanned but god tier marketing
  @raulpetrascu26962 жыл бұрын
- "I want to thank God, God bless you" also high I.Q. Brock Lesnar
  @luckyrockmore27962 жыл бұрын
- @@alec1115 well I presume that was the only reason why Lesnar had to apologize after lol.
  @GVoodoo2 жыл бұрын
- @@GVoodoo 100%
  @alec11152 жыл бұрын
“I am not impressed by ur performance” That has to be the most brutal insult I’ve ever heard well done gsp
@loonjake39044 жыл бұрын
- But for real tho, I was not impressed by his performance.
  @sourpatchwrapper3 жыл бұрын
- @@sourpatchwrapper if I beat Matt huges in the first round with a flying kneebar 360 no look downercut transitioned into a triangle choke x Gucci would u be impressed??
  @loonjake39043 жыл бұрын
- @@loonjake3904 I would be impressed by your performance.
  @sourpatchwrapper3 жыл бұрын
- GSP had a moment of bad english there haha
  @TomPuppetmaster2 жыл бұрын
- @@TomPuppetmaster I mean give him a break, he's Quebecois
  @enotsnavdier68672 жыл бұрын
“Who the fook is dat gooy?” If you look closely, you can see his soul die. So brutal.
@E-A-Z-Y6 жыл бұрын
- No no no you absolutely showing your lack of education The proper pronouncing is Hew da fook iz dat gooy
  @surena37274 жыл бұрын
- Er boro hes not a billionaire nut very rich indeed
  @recipoldinasty4 жыл бұрын
- @Er boro billionaire lol there's only been one billionaire athlete of all time and it's tiger woods nothing since. Mayweather isn't even a billionaire and he's got more bank then Connor. So idk wtf your smoking
  @DannyG214 жыл бұрын
- @Er boro Connors net worth is 110 million lol your just making up facts u idiot stfu
  @DannyG214 жыл бұрын
- @Er boro yes he is a billionaire if he lives in indonesia and changes all of his money to rupees
  @vicenteseva65144 жыл бұрын
"Beat you within living death" 😂😂 that was the best one! That pause, that laugh, that childlike stomp, even the guy in the back chuckled till he got hit in the face with the chair!
@ColtonBarrett2 жыл бұрын
- the guy in the back was Dana White.
  @hindurebel2 жыл бұрын
- @@hindurebelCrazy how HGH changes your look completely 😬
  @cee521211 ай бұрын
- You’re being funny right? You I know you knew that was Dana 😂
  @redbaron53085 ай бұрын
- Way too funny no response needed
  @dfredankey4 ай бұрын
“When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.” -Chael Sonnen
@sampreethrv6753 жыл бұрын
- The Uncle never misses
  @averagebeetle2 жыл бұрын
- can't believe hes still undefeated
  @Fossilized-cryptid2 жыл бұрын
- @@Fossilized-cryptid I’m guessing that was a joke lol I almost came for you
  @zanekeeney31772 жыл бұрын
- @@zanekeeney3177 i dont joke
  @Fossilized-cryptid2 жыл бұрын
- @@Fossilized-cryptid You are a joke
  @zanekeeney31772 жыл бұрын
"Hell I might even lay on top of my wife tonight." Amanda Nunes
@ToddDCLT46 жыл бұрын
- Todd Michaels Oh sissor me timbers!
  @cwatson427856 жыл бұрын
- LMAO!!!
  @larry1496 жыл бұрын
- 😂
  @MrT62506 жыл бұрын
- i dont like the hate amanda gets but damn that was a funny comment haha. plus it wasnt hateful obviously
  @cheapshic6 жыл бұрын
- "Where Rhonda Rousey fine ass at?" Amanda Nunes
  @ToddDCLT46 жыл бұрын
"Y'all have pecan pie up in this muthafucka too? Shiiieeett"
@GiorgoH6 жыл бұрын
- George Hotousiotis I love rampage 😂
  @ashh96666 жыл бұрын
- George Hotousiotis shit fuckin kills me 😂😂
  @DannyBoy-by5bv6 жыл бұрын
- AshH 96 brilliant 😂
  @jh76166 жыл бұрын
- Rampage is literally a meme now
  @aus9956 жыл бұрын
I don't think Brock Lesnar gets enough credit for getting the UFC where it is today. Dude brought a whole new audience to the game.
@abhishekchauhan-ym5en2 жыл бұрын
- Yeah the biggest cheat in mma come on grow a brain
  @beeragonewhere28193 ай бұрын
Nick Diaz: They sellin wolf tickets 0:14 GSP: 👁 👄 👁
@joemonteirosportsshorts33433 жыл бұрын
"This is a simulated death match... and you haven't simulated anyone's death yet" WTF LOL
@trebur11806 жыл бұрын
- Team alpha male level trash talk
  @jhaziv26 жыл бұрын
- JHaz i think that quote wasnt bad at all. He is saying that most of cruz wins are by decision
  @oetd136 жыл бұрын
- That shit was hilarious. Because at that point Cruz hadn't been finishing anyone.
  @HugoStiglitz886 жыл бұрын
- Faber is such a goof. I love it. Always has some good punchlines.
  @PONYBOYonline6 жыл бұрын
- UFC matches are a simulated death match, if there was no ref in there, and no rounds, then two men would presumably fight to the death. It's a theoretical way to simulate who would be able to defeat and therefore kill their opponent, while trying to minimize the possibility of it actually happening. But, when you got fighters like Cruz who often times barely bruise their opponents, and sometimes take significantly more damage, and still win, it negates that, and makes it more of a game of tag. Really, it's only Cruz, there's plenty of points fighters but none that win by tapping their opponents over and over.
  @zumis10116 жыл бұрын
To this day I'm still amazed at how high Ken Shamrock managed to kick that chair.
@MScotty906 жыл бұрын
- MS90 funny thing is look at Dana's face expression before Ken kicked the chair and after hhhhhh
  @user-to7vm2xe2h6 жыл бұрын
- MS90 i agree im glad im not the only one that noticed and it flew straight up it was awesome
  @jonmoris93546 жыл бұрын
- dude got slapped with it lol
  @salomon.is.hawt.73146 жыл бұрын
- MS90 and a nice catch from Dana
  @EXTREEEEEEEEEME6 жыл бұрын
- How Dana catched it
  @nyykSIUUU6 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Why did you take off your shorts?" Lewis: "Mah ballz was hot."
@williamkelly89512 жыл бұрын
- Joe: “I understand”
  @Joe-ck9gj2 жыл бұрын
- this is my personal favorite quote
  @ethanwells12302 жыл бұрын
- Always going to be a classic
  @CaptainBenjaminsАй бұрын
- You know how scary it is to know that this quote was posted two years ago. And it felt like just a couple months ago I watched that fight live😭
  @angelsaldana676111 күн бұрын
3:17 moment of honesty, the game plan was really that
@AhmetKaan3 жыл бұрын
- Remember how he always touched costa in TUF back in the days? Wendy is a legend but also secretly a shlong gobbler i think
  @oddalfhutlur676011 ай бұрын
"You think imma just sit there and let you kill me jon? Really?" 😂😂😂
@jakelascala10894 жыл бұрын
- Everytime i hear that i die lmao
  @sagekrazy53763 жыл бұрын
- Fr tho lmao shit had me dying
  @shivaanrambally96113 жыл бұрын
- @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 hahahahah
  @TMeek943 жыл бұрын
- @@TMeek94 if Hell was a party I would want to go there to. Us Christians love pleasure not pain that is why we want to get to Heaven (psalm 16:11 11You will show me the path of life; In Your presence is fullness of joy; At Your right hand are pleasures forevermore). Heaven is all pleasure; 1000 times more pleasurable than anything on earth. Hell is described as fire, pain, misery forevermore.
  @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn3633 жыл бұрын
- @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 I love a good fictional story but I dont get why you are posting it here
  @TMeek943 жыл бұрын
Word has it Jemery Stephens to this day looks in the mirror and asks himself "Who are you"
@yahkomania4 жыл бұрын
- Lmao
  @svetlinsofiev67294 жыл бұрын
- Who is that?
  @danielboshears854 жыл бұрын
- Lmao
  @johngr17474 жыл бұрын
- Who’s that?
  @ILikeVids-lf1vs4 жыл бұрын
- Who te fook is dat guy
  @koeit79814 жыл бұрын
1:47 why is this so goddamn funny 😂
@AbysswalkerD3 жыл бұрын
- I think its because Daniel was actually confused. look at his face lol
  @DGNT12 жыл бұрын
- I mean really
  @jaredpayer39282 жыл бұрын
- Lmaoo
  @tenusboat2 жыл бұрын
- The "I mean really" reminded me of carlton off fresh Prince of bel air
  @EFCDKZ2 жыл бұрын
- Lol. DC was trying so hard to come up with a response there.
  @Eyeofthetiger69 Жыл бұрын
3:18 greatest line ever
@jaymarciano0112 жыл бұрын
The DC/Jones one is still hilarious😂 "Jon, do you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you kill me?"
@thetruemanc61956 жыл бұрын
- MCR Kid because that's what I would do I don't know about other people hhhhhh
  @user-to7vm2xe2h6 жыл бұрын
- MCR Kid the way he said it as well, was hilarious
  @BNhandle6 жыл бұрын
- MCR Kid I bet after that, he was like 'ohhhh' 😂😂😂 he can try as hard as he likes but he's not the best talker
  @BNhandle6 жыл бұрын
- He actually said the same thing to Frank Mir before they fought. Frank said that he will break his arm and DC asked what you think I'm just gonna stand there and let you break my arm or something like that.
  @gregg97886 жыл бұрын
- DC is a funny fucking guy lol
  @minilogo13376 жыл бұрын
nah "that's fucking illegal" is No.1 by a mile, it will never get old.
@FrumpyDucks6 жыл бұрын
- I completely agree. They should've played that line multiple times.
  @HugoStiglitz886 жыл бұрын
- Fuck him.
  @TheRealFFS6 жыл бұрын
- Dana's best is smirk followed by "I don't give a fuck"
  @samuel32536 жыл бұрын
- followed by "If you give a shit, Tune in!" that one's hilarious too lol
  @robertwhittakerp4p1goat36 жыл бұрын
- what was the quote about?
  @modestmouse76 жыл бұрын
GSP is the OG trash talker. He wasn’t impressed with that performance!
@luqmanas15342 жыл бұрын
I love how Conor looks like his genuinely thinking really hard about who would give him the toughest fight until Jeremy Stephens chimes in. To be far to him, his knockouts are pretty dam scary.
@lawrenceprice30902 жыл бұрын
- Only guy to rock Nate at the time
  @austincosman290711 ай бұрын
"I'm a white boy and I'm jacked, deal with it" - Cris Cyborg
@jazzabighits44734 жыл бұрын
- such an underrated comment
  @gaboelexo4 жыл бұрын
- @@gaboelexo Lol thanks
  @jazzabighits44734 жыл бұрын
- id like 2 c lesnar vs mcgregor
  @Redkodiak19944 жыл бұрын
- @@Redkodiak1994 LOL
  @jazzabighits44734 жыл бұрын
- @@jazzabighits4473 i think tht would b a good fight
  @Redkodiak19944 жыл бұрын
“ yall got carrot cakes and stuff up there shieeeet “ “yall got pecan pie too “ shieeet 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love rampage 🤍
@skeederboptv24724 жыл бұрын
- skeederbop tv yeah that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂
  @thechrishouse4 жыл бұрын
- skeederbop tv Lmaooo😂😂😂
  @lizetteavila44154 жыл бұрын
- Lizette Avila 😂😂😂😩
  @skeederboptv24724 жыл бұрын
- Rampage was hilarious, loved it when he was on TUF 😂😂
  @MarkieC19903 жыл бұрын
- That one was the best 😂
  @TH3USUALSUSPECT3 жыл бұрын
"Id like to take this time to apologize.. To absolutely nobody!!!" Lol back when Conor was stone cold
@colby99453 жыл бұрын
- Probably the best quote in the history of the UFC.
  @Robc19875 ай бұрын
- I can't fucking stand Conor, and even I have to admit that was hilarious.
  @tasman0013 ай бұрын
Jones: Hey Pssy are you still there? Silva: I BACK, TRUST ME I BACK.
@coltinm81602 жыл бұрын
“yewl dew nuttin .” i want that on my tomb stone
@dznArro6 жыл бұрын
- Derek boy tf
  @dznArro6 жыл бұрын
- Why nate definitely did something lol
  @xafbxmoto2694 жыл бұрын
- @Aurelius No haha
  @xafbxmoto2694 жыл бұрын
- @@dznArro one year later you would have people lining up for miles to piss on it.
  @ivanbunting54484 жыл бұрын
- Let's talk now
  @ramzichouk40804 жыл бұрын
Where is "Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck"
@thenotorious84396 жыл бұрын
- chael is off limits , he still verbally destroys connor he just doesnt have da skill
  @super7o6 жыл бұрын
- plus hes cheesey AF
  @cheapshic6 жыл бұрын
- He was one round away from defeating the Anderson Silva in his prime. Wouldn't say he doesn't have the skill.
  @thebeef25656 жыл бұрын
- Because no one quotes that. 😂
  @honorguard886 жыл бұрын
- Rich Chigga yeah. That is easily my fav post fight interview ever.
  @dxburner2226 жыл бұрын
The "Fight Chuck" from Silva was 🤣🤣🤣
@Du3Lality3 жыл бұрын
They way Anderson says "I back" is hilarious
@mr.ditkovich63792 жыл бұрын
"Sheeeeeiiit"
@joshjoshson59996 жыл бұрын
- Sir Joshy 😂
  @509hunter95 жыл бұрын
"youre on steroids". *shows lesnar on next clip*
@dkmbstudio4 жыл бұрын
- He was only on steroids during the Hunt fight though. Because he was still in WWE.
  @joeturner92194 жыл бұрын
- Joe Turner ur an idiot of u haven’t realized Lesnar has been on roids since highschool lmfao
  @slyny60524 жыл бұрын
- @@joeturner9219 pretty sure brocks been on steroids since he was 2 days old
  @joem60233 жыл бұрын
- @@slyny6052 "Roided since Highschool" sounds like an 80s comedy
  @DC-zi6se3 жыл бұрын
- @@DC-zi6se ur right. It kinda does. Lets start our own comedy show staring leznar the lesbian 💀💀😂
  @slyny60523 жыл бұрын
“Cause if I hurt him I’m not taking his neck” “What are you gonna take?” “.....his soul🤪”
@briannetamaraa45573 жыл бұрын
- I'm surprised that more people aren't talking about that ruthless is one scary ass dude lol
  @danielcastaneda43562 жыл бұрын
- i want you
  @notme5521Ай бұрын
LMAO Cormier “Jon... Jon .. do you think I’m just gonna sit there and let you kill me?? I mean really ! “ 😂😂😂😂
@joeydrummer79293 жыл бұрын
Calling out a dudes wife after knocking him out. Derrick Lewis is such a savage.
@jamesrund17636 жыл бұрын
- James Rund Fuck Travis Browne. I thought it was funny
  @dustinalexander1576 жыл бұрын
- He only did it because Browne is a known woman beater
  @zumis10116 жыл бұрын
- James Rund Wait they are married?
  @cwatson427856 жыл бұрын
- He just called her fine ass
  @xXSEGISMUNDOXx6 жыл бұрын
- Chris Watson no they were dating at the time. Now they are engaged.
  @coolblaze4426 жыл бұрын
"Oh y'all got pecan pie up in this mufucka, shiiiit"
@steveestrada5006 жыл бұрын
- Rampage the goat
  @Redheadfan5 жыл бұрын
- Steve Estrada sheeeeeet
  @ddd-sx7pw4 жыл бұрын
- What do absolute legends say: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
  @wazzzombie054 жыл бұрын
- @@ddd-sx7pw Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
  @wazzzombie054 жыл бұрын
- SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYT
  @maximus67464 жыл бұрын
I never knew where Joe Rogan’s podcast intro came from till now
@mammothorbust3 жыл бұрын
- I thought it was Bryan Callen’s voice, not Nick Diaz 😂
  @ffft873Ай бұрын
Brock : "I'm gonna go home and drink a Coors Light, not a Bud Light." Man was ahead of his time. Respect.
@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks11 ай бұрын
This is a simulated death match, and you haven't simulated anybody's death yet. Im dead hahaha
@Worldatwarwhore6 жыл бұрын
- cbe simulatedly dead that is
  @the_real_sugarray_robinson12246 жыл бұрын
- He is as dumb as a log
  @kegheihga33744 жыл бұрын
- @@kegheihga3374 UFC fights are simulated deathmatches lol. as soon as the fighters cant fight back or would be killed, the fight gets stopped.
  @rkellyonu4 жыл бұрын
- @@rkellyonu Exactly same thing with choke, you can tap but if it was a death match you will be dead.
  @alexc82533 жыл бұрын
- @@rkellyonu that's why they are "simulated" death matches - not death matches.
  @ramasai14753 жыл бұрын
"Don't be Scared Homie" - USADA
@kaze4596 жыл бұрын
- lol
  @ElBribri6 жыл бұрын
- Kazee EnT that’s fucking illegal
  @cassanateli5 жыл бұрын
2:28 Shamrock kicks that chair and Dana catches it like “WTF!!!”
@HaynesJP3 жыл бұрын
“This is a simulated death match, and you haven’t simulated anyone’s death yet” Cold
@nickhansen53863 жыл бұрын
"I'm not impressed by your performance" Savage
@javierduran13904 жыл бұрын
- I believe it’s spelled “Per-FOR-MENZ”
  @lionsden51234 жыл бұрын
"And this is still my boy!" - Michael Chiesa's mom.
@Erivanci6 жыл бұрын
- Erivanci lmao
  @RainyCityResident6 жыл бұрын
- LOL. Wow that is fucking savage. Its too bad that Chiesa didn't sustain that bad of a beatdown though like Rockhold did to Weidman.
  @DekkarJr6 жыл бұрын
- Rapportus5 a
  @Popdaddy886 жыл бұрын
- Erivanci 😂😂
  @MrT62506 жыл бұрын
- This one is actually original 👏😂😂
  @mrb13066 жыл бұрын
When Lawler said “His soul” I genuinely believed him lmao
@DZ-co4uh3 жыл бұрын
2:22 sounds too much like hes saying his matrimonial lines to him that i cant help but laugh like him 😂😂
@jarrahpatacsil64762 жыл бұрын
Nothing will ever top "who da fook is that guy".
@crazydunker926 жыл бұрын
- crazydunker92 had me rolling
  @jase40106 жыл бұрын
- "thats fucking illegal" is better and still making me laugh no matter how many times i watch it :)
  @KRoOoOoZ6 жыл бұрын
- I believe: "Do you think i am just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon" is the best one by a country mile
  @Shardonizer6 жыл бұрын
- Shard hands down the funniest one
  @Grimy_Aaronarr6 жыл бұрын
- crazydunker92... it's good, unless you actually watch a lot of UFC and you know EXACTLY who Jeremy Stephens is cause u love MMA fighting
  @boltspeedman216 жыл бұрын
"your playing touch-butt with that dork in the park"....best quote ever
@davidlink4126 жыл бұрын
- You're*
  @JohnLee-fr6pi4 жыл бұрын
- David Link also from the same quote “you seem to have it all figured out when you’re fightin midgets”
  @brycegrimaldi944 жыл бұрын
- Yeah lol
  @svetlinsofiev67294 жыл бұрын
Nick sitting arm's reach from Dana telling the people they're selling wolf tickets and Dana just standing there like "come on man" is too good.
@californiarollwithramensea8220 Жыл бұрын
i've had so much fun watching this, thanks 🤣
@joaocarlosresende9366 Жыл бұрын
A lot of respect to Nate for admitting all of the UFC is on steroids. That was some OG shit right there.
@footage64024 жыл бұрын
- Actually pathetic to be honest with you ,
  @valentinodosantos29254 жыл бұрын
- @@valentinodosantos2925 you just mad he exposed your favorite fighters
  @rheem57944 жыл бұрын
- @@valentinodosantos2925 Salty Little Twat 🙄 Fuck Outta Here 🤦‍♂️
  @MusaDays8084 жыл бұрын
- valentino dosantos gtfoh, it’s all true.
  @knukklez56444 жыл бұрын
- @@valentinodosantos2925 your life is pathetic 😂😂😂
  @joegaribay7104 жыл бұрын
"This is number one bullshit" - Khabib
@moutaz306 жыл бұрын
- Motaz he needs to make weight... thats number one bullshit
  @jamesc25456 жыл бұрын
“Who the F is that guy” gets me every time 😂😂
@TheGreatCofOz2 жыл бұрын
Tony the type of guy to have the memorable quote " hold on brother I'm talking" and not get mentioned in any video
@eazimhr57963 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Nate's game plan
@maximstriganov6 жыл бұрын
- maxim striganov I died
  @alexandrunicolae58636 жыл бұрын
- A beautifully constructed gameplan.
  @minjuice22696 жыл бұрын
- maxim striganov Had me dying😂😂😂💀
  @Jong236 жыл бұрын
- I mean, it worked.
  @dtrain24996 жыл бұрын
- Nate is easily the funniest fucker in the UFC 😂😂
  @TheBaldyheed6 жыл бұрын
The best was "im not surprised motherfucker" and "i apologize... to absolutely nobody"😂😂😂
@michaelzhu62216 жыл бұрын
"i am not impressed with your performance." is still my favorite trash talk.
@The-Dom3 жыл бұрын
1:50 years later, still the funniest response in UFC history!! 😂😂💀
@jaganize Жыл бұрын
"A I'm not surprised motherfuckerz" won it for me
@veerajpai73424 жыл бұрын
- yea that shit legendary
  @noelramirez95324 жыл бұрын
best fight plan ever. 1.fufu 2.hit em with some good shit 3.don't get hit 4.come home with good cash
@snor_flex26134 жыл бұрын
- WHAT D FCK IS FUFU??
  @deejaysenda10454 жыл бұрын
- Fufu 😂😂😂
  @peter91114 жыл бұрын
- its fho fho you deaf fuck
  @ainz98124 жыл бұрын
- Ainz shut the fuck up you dumb bitch
  @darkgamer-ff6rt4 жыл бұрын
- @@darkgamer-ff6rt yeah tell that dumb guy again
  @Joshuaeway034 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:24 "Break out the red panties"
@Supernova-lc2yf2 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to beat you into the living death" is the funniest shit i've ever heard
@JustSomeAussie13 жыл бұрын
''I back, trust me I back''
@shoox20116 жыл бұрын
- Thpinal
  @giovannirana17154 жыл бұрын
- Breaks his other leg
  @joshschneider31344 жыл бұрын
- I was ur 400 like ur welcome
  @dancerv58614 жыл бұрын
2:23 Lmao that's the funniest shit ever the pause he took and laughed
@giphh4 жыл бұрын
- Funny asf!!
  @magico53143 жыл бұрын
- That’s the best thing Tito Ortiz had ever done lmaoo
  @diegoledezma40453 жыл бұрын
- Tito is great.
  @austinreed3473 жыл бұрын
- and the way the chair flew priceless LMAO
  @aaronnavarro32253 жыл бұрын
- It was a really forced laugh though.
  @danielbentley71173 жыл бұрын
I think this is my all time favorite ufc video to date 100%
@shhdshhsh48982 жыл бұрын
“It’s Nermal” 😂😂. Kills me everytime
@bendoversr38612 жыл бұрын
This entire video could just be Conor and the Diaz brothers.
@shotdoctor58696 жыл бұрын
- Or Nate trollin conor
  @atxcat68736 жыл бұрын
"I'm not surprised motherfuckers" After he strangled UFC's Goldenboy. That's so fucking epic
@renko46516 жыл бұрын
- Andrew Ortiz yup, not only that but the fight was starting to go in nates favor.
  @Uncle_Baby_Billy6 жыл бұрын
- How people can a rate a decision (which was closer than people think) over Conor almost getting TKO'd and then getting choked the fuck out amazes me. & 99% of these Conor dick riders aren't even Irish. lmfao
  @LionOfKashmir6 жыл бұрын
- Renko wins the rematch and Conor says "surprise motherfuckers the King is back" now that's epic. Talk ab chills
  @PirategamingClan6 жыл бұрын
- Ahmed Hussain They're not taking about statistics or technical dominance, it's about how physically damaged and battered Nate was.
  @EVO6-6 жыл бұрын
- 1-1 deal with it bitch.
  @excution996 жыл бұрын
I was today years old when I found out Nick Diaz is the Joe Rogan opening voice for his podcast 😂😂
@markpalacios32333 жыл бұрын
“Beat you into the living death” is my favorite 😂😂😂
@n.montague7432 жыл бұрын
3:46 "Oh y'all got carrot cake? SHIIIIIYYYUTTTTT" You gotta love Rampage Jackson
@tedjarman46863 жыл бұрын
"TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT...ALL DAY!" I've been trying to figure out where that came from for SO LONG.
@dubheirs5116 жыл бұрын
- me too :D I had no idea it was Nick Diaz saying that line
  @janrudzki86126 жыл бұрын
- Maybe it was just me but for the longest I thought that was Callen’s voice.
  @raymondnatividad3646 жыл бұрын
5:23 finally found where this audio came from lol
@starmorpheus3 жыл бұрын
“Phuck that, Conor McGregor you have taken everything I’ve worked for motherfucka” - Nate Diaz
@UndisputedMoss2 жыл бұрын
"Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night.. all day"
@LDacic6 жыл бұрын
- dude got'em a lil twisted there lol
  @johngr17474 жыл бұрын
- @@johngr1747 You know how our boy Nick rolls with it
  @crowns99664 жыл бұрын
- Dobar dobar
  @alenfora14003 жыл бұрын
- These people are so unintentionally funny
  @apalo703 жыл бұрын
I think Faber saying "you haven't simulated anyone's death yet" is low key the funniest line in the video
@rorybanta5153 жыл бұрын
- I’m saying 😂
  @prozzt5 ай бұрын
- I was looking for a comment like this 🤣 such a stupidly awesome line
  @guardian2-7353 ай бұрын
2:20 Is probably the funniest moment in this whole video. All dramatic at first followed by the pause then laughter. Amazing😂
@Edith_Puthie962 жыл бұрын
Wya George with a busted up face😂 never fails to make me laugh.
@A_Valeska7 ай бұрын
"I'd like to take this chance.. to apologise.. to ABSOLUTELY NOBODY, sir" - Sage Northcutt
@fiacremcaleer50576 жыл бұрын
- ercaif Leeracm everybody*
  @Hittlinho6 жыл бұрын
Nate Diaz be sounding like Walter whites kid from breaking bad 😂
@kaleb70456 жыл бұрын
- Facts
  @tylerdavis5203 жыл бұрын
- brrrooooooo. C'mon, man. LMAO!!!!
  @henry410axe93 жыл бұрын
This video is gold for mma fans
@comicslovers9753 жыл бұрын
2:05 that has to be the best quote of all time
@charles20573 жыл бұрын
"Michael Bisping, I love you. You swear at me, I say I love you."
@stephenhughes51566 жыл бұрын
- noo "i love you Mike, you said that to me (showing middle finger), i loove you"
  @dinuclear39856 жыл бұрын
- don't forget, SEE YOU SOON, BOOOOOYYYYEE and "no forget Jesus" or no for gay jesus and "HANGING WITH THE BOOOOYYYYEEEEZZZZ"
  @HugoStiglitz886 жыл бұрын
3:46 to 3:54 Shiiet 😂😂 I love Rampage
@ashh96666 жыл бұрын
- Clay Davis
  @bravonana106 жыл бұрын
- Best part
  @jackcooper84906 жыл бұрын
- Look how much food he has lol
  @MScotty906 жыл бұрын
You got to admit Conor, Nate and Brock are some of the most badass humans alive
@retryit54803 жыл бұрын
- Not connor imo
  @dionshelby54942 жыл бұрын
- Conor used to be
  @rippl56202 жыл бұрын
- Jon Jones aswell "I beat you after a week of cocaine
  @idisplaypace24119 ай бұрын
back when Conor was excited for 60K. He was a hungry and motivated fighter. His last good MMA fight where he was fully prepared was against Alvarez. After making that money from the Floyd fight he no longer had any drive and was far from his best as he did not put the effort a hungry fighter would.
@RetroR0bbie2 жыл бұрын
- So the cowboy conor fight never happened?
  @jordenthomson95512 жыл бұрын
- @@jordenthomson9551 It did and Conor dominated. But it doesn't change the points I made. Just because you are no longer a hungry fighter doesn't mean you lose every fight.
  @RetroR0bbie2 жыл бұрын
- True man. We will not see Conor again :/ and sadly, there will be no one same as Conor :(
  @Dan_NYCZ2 жыл бұрын
"Train by day Joe Rogan Podcast by night! All day! Aaaaaand boom, were live"
@MejorContoneo4 жыл бұрын
- Yeah I was expecting the drums afterwards
  @God-iz3of2 жыл бұрын
5:24 ooohh... that's where that's from
@topsecret51104 жыл бұрын
- I was fucken amazed 😂😂 I had that exact reaction . 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
  @aidiancazares96193 жыл бұрын
- I thought it was Joe saying it the whole time...
  @TerrisLP2 жыл бұрын
- @@TerrisLP same lol
  @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb2 жыл бұрын
- Huh
  @yeetwchybaban2 жыл бұрын
The DC clip where he says " you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me" is iconic
@daviddespas29573 жыл бұрын
Robbie Lawler will forever be in my nightmares after what he just said
@guymcguy30836 жыл бұрын
- I thought it was corny, actually. Not to mention that Conor is a bad styles matchup for Lawler.
  @CPUGaming6 жыл бұрын
- D Snipes so? if that fucker looked you in the eyes and said he was gonna take your soul you'd shit yourself
  @guymcguy30836 жыл бұрын
- D Snipes don't act tough it was a joke
  @guymcguy30836 жыл бұрын
- k
  @RiseAboveMagic9326 жыл бұрын
- He’s kinda scary in person too.
  @MrBaseballplayer256 жыл бұрын
lmao the diaz bros are the best
@dublindubs236 жыл бұрын
- None of them ever won a UFC belt
  @megareyes91536 жыл бұрын
- Omega Reyes You a special kind of slow
  @oreohobo98076 жыл бұрын
- Best brothers in MMA for sure
  @crowns99664 жыл бұрын
- @@oreohobo9807 right lol
  @MC-ls1up4 жыл бұрын
- lol they have dat hood aftertaste
  @decespugliatorenucleare37804 жыл бұрын
2:25 that catch was impressive😂
@slowedreverb80892 жыл бұрын
“Oh y’all got carrot cakes and stuff up in here? Sheeeet. Oh y’all got pecan pie up in the mfer too? Sheeeeet.”
@amischiefofsouls11 ай бұрын
2:15 is the best thing i have seen in years 😂
@lucmanders24355 жыл бұрын
- Luc Manders if you look closely the guy who caught the chair with his face also happened to catch it with his hands too
  @im75594 жыл бұрын
- Cozy Crunchez that guy is Dana White
  @ghostfacekillah71304 жыл бұрын
- Sick magic trick
  @D00NBU66Y4 жыл бұрын
The atmosphere & noise in that room after Conor said "who the fook is that guy" is absolutely mind blowing
@XX-dq5hd6 жыл бұрын
- "You know damn well who I am" - Demi "Dick Devour-er" Lavado
  @DropBombsInOctagons6 жыл бұрын
“Beat within the living death” lmao
@aaron97772 жыл бұрын
Nate Diaz to Conner McGregor "your on steriods" seems to be pretty spot on right about now
@joshuamcguffey149911 ай бұрын
2:23 titos reaction is gold
@KiTTVII4 жыл бұрын