Sending My Wife A Risky Text...

2023 ж. 11 Қар.
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From his Netflix special recalibrate, Russell shares a risky text he sent to his wife, and the importance of finding the joy in everyday life.
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  • Russel should be obligatory viewing in every hospital. Adds years to people's lives. :D

    @Oktopia@Oktopia5 ай бұрын
    • ❤❤

      @aikidorambo2088@aikidorambo20885 ай бұрын
    • Totally! 🙂

      @totallybonkers76@totallybonkers765 ай бұрын
    • Thats why I'm subed, he makes me laugh & laugh no matter how crap my week may be.

      @dodgygoose3054@dodgygoose30545 ай бұрын
    • well said spot on russels the best

      @simpleazzvidz1923@simpleazzvidz19235 ай бұрын
    • I was in hospital for 5 days and I spent them all watching Russel and I agree 👍

      @Starlight_System@Starlight_System4 ай бұрын
  • Russell is an absolute treasure! He never fails to please. I especially love it when he addresses some really serious social issues with a quirky comedic angle while at the same time bringing attention to that very serious issue. Love the man!

    @kathleenclark5877@kathleenclark58775 ай бұрын
    • Totally agree 👌‼️

      @nitzyblack6143@nitzyblack61435 ай бұрын
  • Heard a joke the other day:. "When I was a child, we were so poor, had we not been born as boys, we would have had nothing to play with."

    @KoldingDenmark@KoldingDenmark5 ай бұрын
  • Sounds like she found somebody's 'end of the world' emergency bag.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage5 ай бұрын
    • still desperate for attention and still neither relevant nor witty...go make dinner for your amazing loving wife...cor blimey...

      @datgrrl5698@datgrrl56985 ай бұрын
  • Watched him live this year, one of the best experiences I’ve had

    @Zir0_135@Zir0_1355 ай бұрын
  • I needed that injection of Russ humour 😂😂😂

    @ally1827@ally18275 ай бұрын
    • I totally agree with your comment 😂

      @NlkOzD64@NlkOzD645 ай бұрын
    • Me too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @lewispetherick6753@lewispetherick67535 ай бұрын
    • Yall sound like literal AI

      @ThatSingularBarron@ThatSingularBarron5 ай бұрын
  • Clever, witty, informed and hugely entertaining guy.

    @davidstone-haigh4880@davidstone-haigh48805 ай бұрын
  • “Me and the wife were cleaning the attic. Filthy, dirty, full of cobwebs… but she’s good to the kids.” ~ (Tommy Cooper)

    @spankflaps1365@spankflaps13655 ай бұрын
  • Absolute classic 😂😂😂😂 especially the poor kid who learnt to swear from Russell 😂😂😂

    @greenarrow219@greenarrow2195 ай бұрын
  • Russell always makes me laugh 😂

    @oliversherman2414@oliversherman24145 ай бұрын
    • Me too 😂

      @kevincurrie2052@kevincurrie20525 ай бұрын
    • @@kevincurrie2052 😂

      @oliversherman2414@oliversherman24145 ай бұрын
  • I have heard way too many jokes about Russell's family I wanna meet them now

    @satyakichakraborty6862@satyakichakraborty68625 ай бұрын
    • He introduced his Mum, once. She looked human.

      @KoldingDenmark@KoldingDenmark5 ай бұрын
  • Note to self leave a weird suitcase if i sell a house.

    @callumsymons7991@callumsymons79915 ай бұрын
  • rusell howard is an absolute comic genius

    @uyd@uyd5 ай бұрын
  • Gran: It’s just noises and smells. Me: So is every other day, for you.

    @goatkiller666@goatkiller6665 ай бұрын
  • This guy's family is nuts in a good way. 😊

    @krizan1@krizan15 ай бұрын
  • Long live auntie Gary! (I know she's trying) 😂

    @Eva-mp7xg@Eva-mp7xg5 ай бұрын
  • i gotta be careful drinking when i watch russell because i'm bound to be spittin' it all over the place 😄

    @davidletarte214@davidletarte2145 ай бұрын
  • I can parallel park. So does that mean I can bum you in the attic? ❤

    @WatchingDude@WatchingDude5 ай бұрын
    • The logic checks out 👍

      @Slash1066@Slash10665 ай бұрын
    • looking at your other comments, you are a very strange person

      @yourmother12403@yourmother124035 ай бұрын
  • That was f45kin great. "its all noises and smells...." 🤣😂🥰

    @vikj1255@vikj12555 ай бұрын
  • Your Humour makes us feel Glad to be Alive! 😂 💖💫💞 Thank You!

    @litarosa6434@litarosa64345 ай бұрын
  • Pranks in the Attic! Wonder if they thought to themselves, hehehe, let's leave this for the next owners, won't they be surprised!

    @Fledhyris@Fledhyris5 ай бұрын
  • Aussies love you mate, fkn hilarious! 👏🤣❤️

    @toni-leeblair5869@toni-leeblair58695 ай бұрын
  • This is the Russel Howard i remember as a kid!

    @SilentRoses@SilentRoses5 ай бұрын
  • Clearly it was somebody's apocalyptic survival stash for just in case.

    @OcrafterCyberAthlete@OcrafterCyberAthlete5 ай бұрын
  • I love Russell SO much.

    @valeriesuttonpayne7413@valeriesuttonpayne74135 ай бұрын
  • Freaking love him!!

    @tundeorosz5937@tundeorosz59375 ай бұрын
  • He always makes me laugh

    @angelasieg5099@angelasieg50995 ай бұрын
  • Love this dude.

    @Rubicon-23@Rubicon-235 ай бұрын
  • This man is amazing 😂 love you Russell 😍

    @GsChillChannel@GsChillChannel5 ай бұрын
  • First time seeing Russell, glad I found him, nice!

    @EattheApple666@EattheApple6665 ай бұрын
  • i live in england, i've never been glad to be alive

    @lemoncherry8765@lemoncherry87654 ай бұрын
  • Bloody brilliant

    @embrio18@embrio185 ай бұрын
  • Thank you Russell, you are a diamond 💎

    @kevininglesant2514@kevininglesant2514Ай бұрын
  • You always make Me laugh😂😂😂😂

    @danielsantiagourtado3430@danielsantiagourtado34305 ай бұрын
  • Russel is joy!

    @lindaarmstrongjackman9788@lindaarmstrongjackman97885 ай бұрын
  • I should work, but now I'm crying on the floor

    @tanjab3323@tanjab33235 ай бұрын
  • So good. Thank you.

    @lindawoodruff2772@lindawoodruff27725 ай бұрын
  • Russ's Mum must be a laugh riot.

    @user-lc4qe4gr7k@user-lc4qe4gr7k5 ай бұрын
  • Coming to Perth WA in February - can't wait!

    @ElGordo1959@ElGordo19594 ай бұрын
  • so funny, thnx russ, was having a chit day

    @2Madre@2Madre5 ай бұрын
  • Brilliant! 🙂🙂🙂😂😂😂

    @padders1068@padders10685 ай бұрын
  • Gold!

    @simonglover2996@simonglover29965 ай бұрын
  • Love russ

    @xalx09x@xalx09x5 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂 one of the best🫶

    @siesmicserpent@siesmicserpent5 ай бұрын
  • Quite funny, well done

    @jacquibradley1598@jacquibradley15985 ай бұрын
  • My nan died last week . She was a massive cow always ripping into people but in that funny old person way . Well when she died she was in bed my brother sitting next to her while my mum made her some toast. She takes a bite looks at my brother and says " your mum is useless half this toast isn't bloody toasted " my brother laughed and looked away at the TV he turned back to her moments later to say somthing and she was dead just died toast still in hand . Her last words where bitching about under toasted toast . When I was told later that day first thing I thought was never accept toast from my mum

    @acid3129@acid31295 ай бұрын
    • She sounds like my brother's mother-in-law. She always managed to have the last word. Even in her death.

      @KoldingDenmark@KoldingDenmark5 ай бұрын
    • @KoldingDenmark turns out she had a massive heart attack basically killed her instantly. My brothers taking it really hard as he was told to do CPR by dispatchers feeling her rubs breaking only to be told she had a DNR in place when the paramedics arrived and they just declared her death

      @acid3129@acid31295 ай бұрын
    • Nah, you should never accept toast from your dead nan 😅 Condolences, BTW. Hope you're doing fine 🙂

      @lifesbutastumble@lifesbutastumble4 ай бұрын
  • He tells jokes yet manages to do it without bigotry or discrimination

    @user-og4ki1tm3x@user-og4ki1tm3x4 ай бұрын
  • Lost it at the apple juice xD

    @drachior@drachior5 ай бұрын
  • Sheer talent.

    @user-gp9sh6vv8i@user-gp9sh6vv8i2 ай бұрын
  • "Bum you in the attic! 🤣🤣Hi Russell, I've always loved your stand up. I imagine I'm joining a very long queue but I have a youtube channel and podcast called Dad Mind Matters where I talk about all things marriage, parenting and mental health. If you ever might be up for being on as a podcast guest and talking about whatever you want to talk about it would be epic. Happy New Year James

    @dadmindmatters@dadmindmatters4 ай бұрын
  • Lol i have an uncle who we also call aunty Garry 😂😂😂

    @cwtchtalk@cwtchtalk5 ай бұрын
  • 👏👏👏❤❤❤❤

    @crabwalk7773@crabwalk77735 ай бұрын
  • Ironically rem was playing as i was watching this

    @3batscarr718@3batscarr7185 ай бұрын
  • That sounds like a really good investment for a prank. Hide giant fake penises under people's furniture so if they ever move the furniture for any reason they'll all be super puzzled.

    @shadowprince4482@shadowprince44825 ай бұрын
    • Well cleaners usually know where the dildo etc is hidden. I know because I've stumbled across at least 5 over the years - it's amazing what we know 😵‍💫

      @bunyipdragon9499@bunyipdragon94995 ай бұрын
  • A willy, a dog and maybe a trip to the zoo, too‽ 😳😅

    @LimeyRedneck@LimeyRedneck5 ай бұрын
  • So my thought was if your mum finds it and says nothing it just disappears from under the couch. 😳🤣

    @scottmwilhelms2437@scottmwilhelms24375 ай бұрын
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣💜

    @chijindu2002@chijindu20025 ай бұрын
  • I’ve never laughed so hard 😂😭

    @t.m.p8187@t.m.p81875 ай бұрын
    • You obviously don't watch much & your parents never brought you up in the right way. 🙄

      @T-Bag13@T-Bag135 ай бұрын
    • @@T-Bag13says the person with a testicles joke for a username and picture.

      @Sparx632@Sparx6325 ай бұрын
    • NAME?

      @T-Bag13@T-Bag135 ай бұрын
    • @@T-Bag13 T-Bag as in the action of crouching over someone’s face to dunk your testicles on them. Which is clearly the joke based on your profile picture depicting a tea bag in the shape of testicles.

      @Sparx632@Sparx6325 ай бұрын
    • they are either 9 or a 45 year old virgin@@Sparx632

      @t.m.p8187@t.m.p81875 ай бұрын
  • Faaaakin'ell🤣😂🤣😁🤣🤣🤣😂

    @stupidoldgamer@stupidoldgamer5 ай бұрын
  • I can’t help it - I love Russ. Besides a few too many butt or bum jokes, he is so funny in such a genuine way. he truly cares. The wonderful bit about the mum in the zoo, you could tell he really liked her little face. And the microphone stand - ye gods! Only he could make that fit for 13 year old kids. I sure wouldn’t have minded. (Okay, depending on the kid, I have a boy kid :) If I need to cheer up, it’s Russell every time :) 😋🌷🌱

    @feralbluee@feralbluee5 ай бұрын
  • Just commenting for the algorithm 💜💙

    @Rainbowofthefallen@Rainbowofthefallen5 ай бұрын
  • He's right tho .. should be a good thing at the end of the news.

    @totallybonkers76@totallybonkers765 ай бұрын
  • AHHHHHHHH

    @kaidexe3660@kaidexe36605 ай бұрын
  • It's the missing "heinz beans" that the man losed at airport! Resecently. 😮😮

    @jerrywinder7249@jerrywinder72495 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂😂😂

    @grimreaper3330@grimreaper33305 ай бұрын
  • 🤣

    @tREVVA1@tREVVA15 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂

    @nicolamatthews2993@nicolamatthews29932 ай бұрын
  • I've lost some baked beans.. wait

    @thefifthGV@thefifthGV2 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂🤚

    @roymillsjnr5172@roymillsjnr51725 ай бұрын
  • Whatever I want

    @unkolawdio@unkolawdio5 ай бұрын
  • I guess heinz excluded this bit from the advert

    @tutacat@tutacat5 ай бұрын
  • when the new netflix special coming bruv

    @timjonsson7761@timjonsson77615 ай бұрын
    • he’s filming it next month

      @Itsembish.@Itsembish.Ай бұрын
  • First comment 😭and I love you Russell 😭😭😭

    @Chaosssbvtch@Chaosssbvtch5 ай бұрын
  • Thank you for being an ally A bishop in America was just fired by the pope for LBTGQ bigotry. 🙏 I loved the good news section of your shows. Pure enjoyment this morning. I love your animated, compelling, and sincere telling of your life. You're very talented and humorous. 😊😊😊😊😊😊

    @ashleyspicer4199@ashleyspicer41995 ай бұрын
    • There is always good in the world, even if the bad excels at being the most public.

      @tectamk.thorne7837@tectamk.thorne78375 ай бұрын
    • I'm sure the firing had nothing to do with the bishop's anti-vax anti-rationality comments or his repeated criticisms of the papacy or his extremely vocal demands that a parishioner outside his diocese be denied Communion or that it was yet another backward American bishop, of which there are many, trying to create trouble in the Church and even cause a schism over multiple issues. No it was all one issue that you have an interest in.

      @igrim4777@igrim47775 ай бұрын
  • holy , i was sure you were gay. never thought so wrong in my life. still love your content ^^

    @jorgiotoldo8636@jorgiotoldo86365 ай бұрын
  • WHAT WAS THE 4TH OBJECT IN THE SUITCASE????

    @DonnaBarrHerself@DonnaBarrHerself5 ай бұрын
  • This is going to be good. I know it.

    @ashleyspicer4199@ashleyspicer41995 ай бұрын
  • Early for once

    @vellss3524@vellss35245 ай бұрын
  • 8:06 Callback that doesn't make sense as the video closer? Whoops.

    @ThatCoalSoul@ThatCoalSoul5 ай бұрын
  • ...WHICH REM CD though?

    @user-rt4zb8xp8b@user-rt4zb8xp8b5 ай бұрын
  • Russel Howard is the Dave Chappell of UK

    @abdalleahmed4613@abdalleahmed46135 ай бұрын
    • He respects trans people so ...HE'S NOT.

      @ThatCoalSoul@ThatCoalSoul5 ай бұрын
  • You do kinda see marriage in animals. Just saying. Pink and Grey Galahs in Aus for instance. They pair up for life. I think other birds do as well.

    @coptotermes@coptotermes5 ай бұрын
    • Don't shingleback lizards pair for life too? Must be an Australian thing.

      @decodolly1535@decodolly15352 ай бұрын
    • Penguins

      @The_10th_Doctor.@The_10th_Doctor.2 ай бұрын
  • Wife? Slip up, Russell?

    @paulmurgatroyd6372@paulmurgatroyd63725 ай бұрын
  • you're english, it's a hen party not a batchelorette party.

    @aethellstan@aethellstan5 ай бұрын
    • Just as Russell stated in the video, you must be one of those people just looking to be annoyed at something.

      @MotoHikes@MotoHikes5 ай бұрын
    • @@MotoHikesnot really. i live in england and i'm fed up with people who are english speaking american. it's lazy.

      @aethellstan@aethellstan5 ай бұрын
    • What, did you not understand what "bachelorette party" means? It's almost like it's a _netflix special._ One that will be available in countries other than Britain, most of which won't have a fu*king clue what a "hen party" is. Stop trying to be the gatekeeper for an entire language. I'm also English and I couldn't give a shit less what terms he uses, I have more pressing concerns in my life.

      @Connor-ONeill@Connor-ONeill5 ай бұрын
    • @@Connor-ONeill cobblers. it's nothing to do with netflix, an american streaming platform. it's to do with an english comedian doing stand-up to an english audience and he's using american words not english. frankly i don't give a dman whether people from other countries know what a hen party is and if you don't care then there will come a point in time where things you actually do care about will be subsumed into a culture that isn't ours and it's too late. language is an important driver to culture just ask any indigenous people where they are having to speak english or french etc, they lose sight of who they are.

      @aethellstan@aethellstan5 ай бұрын
    • Funny how someone from a country who stole everything from many cultures over the years; land, cultural items, people, and even language; could be butthurt in regards to an Englishman to be doing exactly as his ancestors did....borrow spare vocabulary from elsewhere. How do you think English got to where it is today? From stealing from OTHER languages. Also maybe he used "bachelorette" because some women could feel offended being compared to chickens? Which a lot of people view as some of the dumbest birds in existence.

      @vermontvampyre@vermontvampyre5 ай бұрын
  • Crazy how nearly everything these days has 2 meanings. Whats ATTIC mean? At&t ice cream?

    @maureengouldie1993@maureengouldie19935 ай бұрын
    • No: a tick.

      @robambrose4199@robambrose41995 ай бұрын
  • I have tried and tried to find this man funny but nope he just is not funny to me

    @mcbikeman5673@mcbikeman56735 ай бұрын
  • 'Sex' is today's lowest form of humour, if you remove every reference to sex from contemporary comedy, you'll have nothing.

    @peterporkeresq.2817@peterporkeresq.28175 ай бұрын
    • Americans are really uptight when it comes to sex or nudity. Some people should really lighten up. It's not the end of the world or humanity ... unless you *stop* shaggin.

      @notme2day@notme2day5 ай бұрын
  • That was 50% kinda funny, 50% unfunny

    @osc4ryt1212@osc4ryt12125 ай бұрын
  • not funny, you are nothing without news stories. felt like i was watching a female comedian.

    @charliecook-pt6gu@charliecook-pt6gu5 ай бұрын
    • Well you might not think he's funny, but he's evidently successful lmao

      @IntensiveCareSecondary@IntensiveCareSecondary5 ай бұрын
    • he is successful purely because the news exists he has no actual material he isnt a proper comedian.@@IntensiveCareSecondary

      @charliecook-pt6gu@charliecook-pt6gu5 ай бұрын
  • Now THAT'S a trick! Leave a bag in the loft that alludes to something!

    @bournemouthisshit@bournemouthisshit5 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂😂

    @pascaledowling6309@pascaledowling63095 ай бұрын
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