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Russell Howard
2023 ж. 10 Там.
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From my 2021 Netflix special, I talk about how my mum said the craziest things to me as a kid, and the difference between mums and dads...
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  • When you announce "I'm gonna do a joke you're not gonna like.." right after a bunny murder joke, you know it's time to buckle up.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage9 ай бұрын

    • 3:00 timestamp

      @ultrarageman2956@ultrarageman29569 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @Shebeast3@Shebeast39 ай бұрын

    • More of an anecdote really. But eww...

      @kateoc8@kateoc88 ай бұрын

    • Wait, this was NOT the joke I was supposed to be appalled by.

      @philippegauvin-vallee9371@philippegauvin-vallee93717 ай бұрын

    • You literally just commented the same thing he said. Yawn.

      @pozleo78@pozleo786 ай бұрын

  • “Suicide walrus” 😂😂😂

    @blake3847@blake38478 ай бұрын

    • It reminds me of the “do you want to see a magic trick?“ scene in the dark nights where the Joker 🃏 kills a man by slamming his head on the table with a pencil going straight through his eye

      @kernowpictures3882@kernowpictures3882Күн бұрын

  • Oh my days, that bit about the rabbit...we came back from holiday once to find "Pasta", our beautiful little lop ear, flopping about all over his cage. We thought he'd had a stroke. So, Mum and Dad said, "I'm sorry, love, but we have to put him down." I was distraught. Crying my eyes out on the way to the vets. I didn't want to see him go so I waited in the car. 30 minutes later, Mum is walking out with this crate...turns out, he just had an ear infection so he'd lost his sense of balance. Nothing a few ear drops for a week couldn't fix. I was elated. We drove home and my Dad was out the front, looking very sombre, then very, very confused as he saw me bounce out the car looking so happy. He must have thought I was a psychopath. Turns out, whilst we'd been at the vets, he had DUG a GRAVE for Pasta and was preparing to do a little funeral for him! We had a good laugh about that. We then nicknamed him Lazarus. Dad never bothered filling in the hole, so we tucked him in there after another 4 happy rabbit years. Bless him. It was sad when he went, but I also couldn't stop a giggle, remembering the situation we had 4 years before. RIP Pasta (aka the Lazarus legend).

    @louiselincoln@louiselincoln9 ай бұрын

    • Awwwww. 🤍

      @GoodJuju.8D@GoodJuju.8D8 ай бұрын

    • Thank you. I'm not sure why but I loved reading this.

      @tkfaf15@tkfaf158 ай бұрын

    • That made me laugh, as I could easily see this happening in my own family.

      @MrAnton1502@MrAnton15028 ай бұрын

    • omg thank goodness they did the sensible thing and checked with a vet first! Was that mum's decision? ;) My dad didn't kill a rabbit in front of me, but one of the babies got stuck behind something and was squashed to death (they had full run of the garden). My dad put the pancaked rabbit in the bin, right at the top, so it was the first thing I saw when I went to take the rubbish out. Thanks, Dad...

      @Fledhyris@Fledhyris8 ай бұрын

    • Your dad is amazing!

      @InservioLetum@InservioLetum8 ай бұрын

  • “I blame Gwenyth Paltrow” is my new mantra.

    @_negentropy_@_negentropy_9 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @Shebeast3@Shebeast39 ай бұрын

    • Same energy as “Thanks Obama.”

      @tergish1@tergish16 ай бұрын

  • My mom. “Don’t use the escalator. A boy got stuck and dismembered on one of those. It ripped his leg off”.

    @BBMc107@BBMc1078 ай бұрын

    • PLOT TWIST : it was the middle leg.

      @InservioLetum@InservioLetum8 ай бұрын

    • Oddly, I was told the same thing.

      @liamc9998@liamc99988 ай бұрын

  • This guy is hilarious can’t not watch him at least once a day.

    @kieranbaker4787@kieranbaker47879 ай бұрын

    • I've watched both his stand ups on Netflix countless times. Whenever I need a pick me up he's always there

      @robinlinder9244@robinlinder92449 ай бұрын

    • I absolutely LOVE Russell, and also FLUFFY!😂❤ They are seriusly the cure of depression!😂 (Short term cure😅)

      @jonarnihjelm3025@jonarnihjelm30259 ай бұрын

    • I agree pal. One of the best comedians to walk this earth. I'd love to see him one day. The way he is with his mum has me in stitches every time, even the way he talks about her and his impressions of her, has me rolling on the floor crying with laughter every time without fail 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @Mikey-mo4xv@Mikey-mo4xv8 ай бұрын

    • ❤❤❤

      @xvioletgillx@xvioletgillx8 ай бұрын

    • He is addictive. His humour is smart AND deprived of meanness and vulgarity even when he's saucy or swears. He has character.

      @mihaelacomanescu@mihaelacomanescu8 ай бұрын

  • My 20yr old daughter said she'll never be able to look at olives the same way again 😅

    @bunyipdragon9499@bunyipdragon94998 ай бұрын

  • He always makes me laugh out loud. Thanks Russell.😂😂😂

    @nangma07@nangma079 ай бұрын

  • Political satirist, celebrity shamer and activist all in one, what a legend!

    @mossie104@mossie1049 ай бұрын

    • Also a full on leftist.

      @pedroRodriguesMD@pedroRodriguesMD8 ай бұрын

    • ​@@pedroRodriguesMDHe's actually not, he makes fun of the right and the left cuz he thinks they're both insane. Russell is just a decent human being.

      @kaiser_suzi_@kaiser_suzi_8 ай бұрын

    • @@pedroRodriguesMD He's not, but even if he was, what of it? Do you really want to be like the people that criticize comedians for who they make fun of when it's their entire role to make fun of people?

      @smithynoir9980@smithynoir99808 ай бұрын

    • ​​​​@@kaiser_suzi_He literally interviewed Bernie Sanders and had a serious, positive, leftist political discussion with him on TV. He is absolutely left-leaning to an extent, and I personally don't mind it at all. I also haven't seen any examples of him ragging as hard on the left as he does to the right. Which, to be fair, may be due to the fact that the left just hasn't done anything as entertaining as when the right got angry at the girl M&M no longer wearing high heals, or accusing Spongebob of pushing "climate change propaganda." There's just way more comedic value in it.

      @shadow14805@shadow148056 ай бұрын

  • I just love him so much. I wish I could see him in person.

    @robinlinder9244@robinlinder92449 ай бұрын

    • I read that as prison! Think I need the optician!

      @barryrathbone@barryrathbone8 ай бұрын

    • ​​​@@barryrathbone A few days ago I happened upon the word 'Indigenous people' twice in a few hours, and both times read 'Ingenious people'. I was relieved to learn that I am not as subconsciously racist as I feared!

      @daniellamcgee4251@daniellamcgee42518 ай бұрын

    • u gotta it’s even funnier

      @connieluvr@connieluvr8 ай бұрын

    • If you can't see, then your spelling is bloody impressive Robin. Well done you!

      @InservioLetum@InservioLetum8 ай бұрын

  • I can’t stop laughing, with headphones on. My family thinks I’m nuts

    @lauriespencer4132@lauriespencer41328 ай бұрын

  • "It's broke..." HAHAHAHA

    @dvg109@dvg1098 ай бұрын

  • Mom's, stop giving the kids ideas lmao 🤣

    @nickschumacher4309@nickschumacher43098 ай бұрын

    • Adults in many Southern US states: "Now, kids, do NOT have sex. Do NOT do these things that feel good, it's only for married couples. Do NOT enjoy yourselves, do NOT experience the most pleasure you'll ever have. And for God's Great Sake, whatever you do, do NOT ejaculate and get release from the pent-up sexual urges you're feeling!" Students in those states: "Mom, Dad... I'm pregnant."

      @IceMetalPunk@IceMetalPunk8 ай бұрын

  • "initially you're licking timidly, like a deer by a river" 😂

    @videogalore@videogalore8 ай бұрын

  • Trust me, we get over 30 degrees in the UK and we literally go stark raving mad. I love it!!

    @SussexSandra@SussexSandra9 ай бұрын

    • Still beats here in Florida, tomorrow is about to be 46°. (Yes, I had to convert it from Fahrenheit)

      @MajorHenryL@MajorHenryL9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@MajorHenryLFrom what I hear, if you're from Florida 46° temperatures are the least of your concerns.

      @jimbo_1312@jimbo_13129 ай бұрын

    • @@MajorHenryL Damn! I’d literally be a chocolate puddle in that heat! 🥴 I hate it when it gets over 33 over here. The UK is not built for heat. Nobody has air conditioning as standard. Our homes are built to retain as much heat as possible.

      @SussexSandra@SussexSandra9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@SussexSandrame too

      @Shebeast3@Shebeast39 ай бұрын

    • @@SussexSandra That's the biggest issue, it often ends up being 5c warmer inside than outside

      @Scarlet_Soul@Scarlet_Soul9 ай бұрын

  • I was not expecting to hear about a rabbit being bludgeoned to death right before "Two reasons: his best mate is a monkey, and he's got a theme park in the back garden!"

    @jacoblansman8147@jacoblansman81477 ай бұрын

  • When he said "taste buds evolve" I swear I though yeah that's true, I didn't like olives when I was wee 😂😂😂

    @emilykeepsmiling9465@emilykeepsmiling94658 ай бұрын

  • u are funny as f*ck, even on shit days, u can cheer people up with your humor

    @guidobelpaeme3239@guidobelpaeme32399 ай бұрын

    • So very true, he is great for mental health!

      @maureenackerley8024@maureenackerley80248 ай бұрын

  • And here is my 1-year old, happily munching on olives since the first time she got them 😂.

    @DeltaQ1008@DeltaQ10088 ай бұрын

  • I'm a Kiwi and Russell is dead right about Jacinda Ardern, she mothered New Zealand through COVID and we had a record low number of deaths. it was illegal to leave your house for anything other than essentials and exercise. And if your business was in trouble because of lockdown, you just went online, filled in a short form and the government put thousands of dollars into your bank account the next day, a gift not a loan. My wife is self employed and she did it twice. AND our taxes are about the same as the USA. THAT'S what a shot of Socialism looks like, Americans should try it one day!

    @warren52nz@warren52nz8 ай бұрын

    • Yes, and we only had 50 people dying while other countries with 5000000 had 5000. Terrible she did this

      @magdahoekstra1694@magdahoekstra16948 ай бұрын

    • @@magdahoekstra1694 "Terrible she did this"???

      @warren52nz@warren52nz8 ай бұрын

    • @@magdahoekstra1694what?

      @TheKiwiBoi69@TheKiwiBoi698 ай бұрын

    • sarcasm @@warren52nz

      @Peter-lv5sl@Peter-lv5sl8 ай бұрын

    • @@Peter-lv5sl Oh, of course. Duh... 🤗

      @warren52nz@warren52nz8 ай бұрын

  • To be fair it is pretty damn hot here in Florida and our people do have to be warned not to shoot at hurricanes....... Maybe warning the women here not to do the ice+V thing would be a good idea

    @MajorHenryL@MajorHenryL9 ай бұрын

    • 😂👏

      @Shebeast3@Shebeast39 ай бұрын

    • As with the warning label not to use your hair dryer under water: the warning exists because _somebody tried it._

      @MelissaThompson432@MelissaThompson4329 ай бұрын

    • I grew up in Florida, back when it was purple, and they needed a dose of Russell's mum telling them all the things not to do, even then. Florida Man is wilder now than he was in my day. 😳😱🐊

      @MelissaThompson432@MelissaThompson4329 ай бұрын

    • one might also need to specify "neither kind of ice, ladies, neither kind" in Florida

      @ultimateskillchain@ultimateskillchain9 ай бұрын

    • @@MelissaThompson432🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @leeeastwood6368@leeeastwood63688 ай бұрын

  • Okay, but like, 3 hours ago I did have to tell my kid to take a pencil out of his nose.

    @minecraftingmom@minecraftingmom8 ай бұрын

  • As I gynecologist, I approve your vagina PSA. 😂❤

    @mbeally@mbeally8 ай бұрын

  • Russell is nuts.... (My sides hurt)...lol.

    @djeslic5377@djeslic53778 ай бұрын

  • Best upload in months. Funny guy. Thanks for sharing some of your material Russell 👍🏽

    @SlowToe@SlowToe9 ай бұрын

  • I really hope that Russell will come visit and do a gig in Sunderland, NE England, he's literally one of the very few people who can make me cry with laughter and laugh so much my cheeks and stomach muscles ache. He's just the best in the biz. xxx ❤🤗❤

    @-Andrea-1971@-Andrea-19718 ай бұрын

  • Probably the best thing to come out of Bath City

    @factstrumpprejudice6740@factstrumpprejudice67409 ай бұрын

  • That wouldn't have been my house growing up. My mom cared, but she believed in learning by doing. My dad was big on forbidding things. He forbade me from listening to KISS (yes, I'm that old) because "they are Satanic music" even though he didn't believe in God.

    @jonasfermefors@jonasfermefors9 ай бұрын

    • oh wow

      @Shebeast3@Shebeast39 ай бұрын

    • You've made me realise how lucky I am. My parents are religion, Roman Catholics. I was into punk & metal growing up, including black & death metal. They've never once told me off for listening to it. My Mum even likes some of the music I enjoy too, such as Marilyn Manson & Cradle of Filth. lol

      @angelaburrow8114@angelaburrow81148 ай бұрын

    • @@angelaburrow8114 Thankfully dad didn't really know what I did, so it wasn't all that bad. The TV said KISS was bad, so he told me not to listen to them, but I could have listened to KISS within earshot of him and he wouldn't have known it was them. I liked a lot harder music and he never had an issue with it.

      @jonasfermefors@jonasfermefors8 ай бұрын

  • The man IS a treasure

    @msolomonii9825@msolomonii98258 ай бұрын

  • As always just great, Loved your show in Ottawa, still love seeing your stuff on internet. Thanks for all to do and talk about in such a great way

    @nad4929@nad49299 ай бұрын

    • Ottawa ???? For crying out loud, if you come back Russell, TELL ME !

      @barrywassel3899@barrywassel38999 ай бұрын

    • He was great!

      @Quince828@Quince8288 ай бұрын

  • I enjoyed every moment of that. Well done, sir.

    @AggrivatedMonk@AggrivatedMonk9 ай бұрын

  • Saw him recently in Aberdeen and his material is still as fresh. One of the best 👍🏻

    @delboyg2690@delboyg26909 ай бұрын

  • RH is always a good time. And those surprises!!!! 🇨🇦

    @redelfshotthefood8213@redelfshotthefood82139 ай бұрын

  • I dunno about that "acquired taste" thing. I must have acquired the taste in record time, because I don't remember not liking it.

    @CharlesGriswold@CharlesGriswold9 ай бұрын

  • I’m hoping he new show comes to Netflix soon

    @baggin.@baggin.9 ай бұрын

  • You're so funny I laugh hard every time I watch you! Please come PHX AZ USA

    @nicholelinares4393@nicholelinares43939 ай бұрын

  • A laugh a day, keeps the sucide walrus away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @dodgygoose3054@dodgygoose30548 ай бұрын

  • My mother use to say "You are so cute, I am going to cut you up and sell you for kindling wood." Honestly to this day I suspected she was a serial killer.

    @bettychatfield2544@bettychatfield25447 ай бұрын

  • I've not seen this before, much appreciated and thoroughly enjoyed! 🍻

    @chilli-iceolive-abode2447@chilli-iceolive-abode24478 ай бұрын

  • "Don't listen to your dad"

    @dutchvanderbilt9969@dutchvanderbilt99698 ай бұрын

  • " I'm gonna a tell a joke that you're not gonna a like ", "The exit is to the left... and you may feel some descending " 😂😂😂

    @Drethyr@Drethyr8 ай бұрын

  • 3:24 my mum would have said the same thing word for word

    @piffny6666@piffny66669 ай бұрын

  • I dunno what 💩 olives you've been fed as a child, I've always liked them! 👏😂

    @em0_tion@em0_tion8 ай бұрын

  • Drinking a glass of juice while listening to Russell is a mistake.

    @LeiaAskin@LeiaAskin8 ай бұрын

  • I keep on thinking of your mum and dad staying over! That was so funny and I still laugh now from when I heard it in Liverpool!

    @barryrathbone@barryrathbone8 ай бұрын

  • I completely lost it at: game of suicide walrus

    @KazWinchester@KazWinchester8 ай бұрын

  • He's one of the reasons I rewatch Mock The Week...

    @johnwickstrom6222@johnwickstrom62228 ай бұрын

  • Can’t stop watching so funny so clever oh my Lord amazing talent

    @danelcutler6467@danelcutler64678 ай бұрын

  • He's very polite about Jacinda!

    @beverlymaskall3253@beverlymaskall32538 ай бұрын

    • If he only knew the truth…..

      @prabhakarrao4922@prabhakarrao49228 ай бұрын

    • @@prabhakarrao4922 Wait, what's the truth? Everything I've seen seems to have been fairly positive. But then, I've heard passing comments from people that live or lived NZ that it's getting real bad. Usually from workmates so we don't have time for me to stop and ask them how.

      @smithynoir9980@smithynoir99808 ай бұрын

  • Lava lamp 🪔😅😅 I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @azeema74@azeema747 ай бұрын

  • We were just about to play Suicide Walrus 😂

    @olivercorrigan9169@olivercorrigan91697 ай бұрын

  • I would love it if you came to Edmonton Canada because you would have a packed place

    @kimmykimak3737@kimmykimak37379 ай бұрын

  • "I hope its peachy" 😂😂😂 I'm done 😅😅

    @cannaweallgetalong7168@cannaweallgetalong71686 ай бұрын

  • You are hilarious, Russell.

    @davidstorrs@davidstorrs8 ай бұрын

  • Clever, hilarious... and hot!

    @pauljsm@pauljsm9 ай бұрын

  • AMAZING mate 😂 keep going! Love lol xx

    @lincruise5275@lincruise52758 ай бұрын

  • Literally crying with laughter! Thank you Russell xx

    @GoodtimeMamaJojo@GoodtimeMamaJojo2 ай бұрын

  • I fucking love you russ

    @lewisjones3613@lewisjones36139 ай бұрын

  • Love your content 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

    @danielsantiagourtado3430@danielsantiagourtado34309 ай бұрын

  • Brought me yo tears this time. Well done Russell.

    @vikj1255@vikj12556 ай бұрын

  • Great stuff Mr. Howard. Was feeling kinda' low this morning. Now my cheeks hurt.

    @dreadogastusf3548@dreadogastusf35488 ай бұрын

  • This was a while back But its definitely some of his best work !

    @sbkpeace.24@sbkpeace.249 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant!!! 🤣👊

    @pekka75@pekka759 ай бұрын

  • I love Russell! And I want more grapes!!

    @billheuber5884@billheuber58848 ай бұрын

  • The dad's may have allowed it if it was their son, but Dad's are often very protective over their daughters. Vice-versa for the mothers and their son.

    @nickschumacher4309@nickschumacher43098 ай бұрын

    • Fathers think they're supposed to toughen up their sons and mothers are pretty sure their sons aren't smart enough to survive. Mothers know how tough women need to be and fathers know how delicate women can be.

      @rd6203@rd62038 ай бұрын

  • went to one of your shows in manchester and never laughed more even if it was sweating hot in the venue

    @mossy.mp4580@mossy.mp45809 ай бұрын

  • Russel, you are brilliant. Intelligent comedy. It’s great.

    @leonardhirtle3645@leonardhirtle36457 ай бұрын

  • Bahahahahahahahaha brilliant as per usual.

    @brianford8493@brianford84939 ай бұрын

  • The one that gets me is 31 degree is a hot summer 😂. That's tap water temperature where I live. We considered that cool

    @mohdsufiansalleh4085@mohdsufiansalleh40859 ай бұрын

    • The south east gets alot hotter.

      @triptwo425@triptwo4258 ай бұрын

  • Bravo Russ.

    @mariem7174@mariem71748 ай бұрын

  • everything gets old after enough time. perfectly natural

    @Snoopydoop@Snoopydoop9 ай бұрын

  • Russell always makes me laugh 😂

    @oliversherman2414@oliversherman24144 ай бұрын

  • Saying 31 degrees is hot is hilarious considering here in the Australian suburbs "hot" is about 40-45 degrees 😂

    @Sirslatticus@Sirslatticus7 ай бұрын

  • Guess Russ has never heard of the Darwin Awards!

    @-xirx-@-xirx-9 ай бұрын

  • That is a tough crowd Russell

    @sarahjparnell@sarahjparnell8 ай бұрын

  • Not sure how much of this has been you, and how much was your branders, but it was worth a laugh.

    @Martyre20@Martyre207 ай бұрын

  • This is hilarious!!!

    @thisisnotmyname4700@thisisnotmyname47008 ай бұрын

  • LV Russell 😂😂😂😂

    @richgrundy4625@richgrundy46257 ай бұрын

  • What made that funnier was the ad below it for Hello Fresh 😂

    @MYEVILTWIIN@MYEVILTWIIN6 ай бұрын

  • Considering my family uses peachy as a profanity… that joke was even funnier…

    @Jaeler9@Jaeler98 ай бұрын

  • you are fabulous

    @louisedavey3603@louisedavey36038 ай бұрын

  • Too good😂🤣

    @wirelesmike73@wirelesmike738 ай бұрын

  • I'm like half his age and he looks younger than me 😂

    @MorganihamiltonI@MorganihamiltonI8 ай бұрын

  • In your gob before Billy Jean🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @richardward2469@richardward24698 ай бұрын

  • Russell Howard is as funny as a dose of the clap.

    @dogglebird4430@dogglebird44306 ай бұрын

  • Female leaders excel.... lizz truss thanks you for forgetting her time in number 10

    @andybrown4284@andybrown42849 ай бұрын

    • Well done, you found the one and only.

      @trildi@trildi9 ай бұрын

    • Taped before Boris for his mistress pregnant...

      @Snaakie83@Snaakie839 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant

    @garethsentry@garethsentry8 ай бұрын

  • His promo picture is great

    @peterhipsey2701@peterhipsey27013 ай бұрын

  • haha.... Russell Howard's sooo funny :)

    @animatorFan74@animatorFan748 ай бұрын

  • Class

    @3oddsocks47@3oddsocks479 ай бұрын

  • Bonkers 🤣🤣

    @ClaytonOngige@ClaytonOngige8 ай бұрын

  • Am I the only one completely baffled when he said 31 degrees was hot? Love from Texas, it's been around 37-38 all summer.

    @DawnX-rp8im@DawnX-rp8im9 ай бұрын

    • QLD Australia here, it's not uncommon to be in the 40s. But we also wouldn't cope well with the well-below-freezing temps they regularly do, so it's all about what you're acclimated to. It gets below 20 here and people are pulling on jumpers and shivering.

      @ultimateskillchain@ultimateskillchain9 ай бұрын

    • We have no air conditioning

      @GoodBuoysDontSink@GoodBuoysDontSink9 ай бұрын

    • @@ultimateskillchain I guess that does make sense, thanks for the elaboration.

      @DawnX-rp8im@DawnX-rp8im8 ай бұрын

    • 31 is quite hot for UK. It’s an average summer day here in New Zealand, gets to about 36-38 where I live on East Coast of the North Island. Of course it’s winter at the moment and got to -1 overnight so far. Brrr. I have a friend in Texas and always comparing the weather 😂

      @mariannegilbert8786@mariannegilbert87868 ай бұрын

    • @@GoodBuoysDontSink, you'll find it next to the shampoo!

      @leeeastwood6368@leeeastwood63688 ай бұрын

  • Peach would be nice

    @bourbonyoung6237@bourbonyoung62378 ай бұрын

  • I've smelt naturally peachy ones. Just a hint of peach, it's lovely.

    @stevenschulte1475@stevenschulte14758 ай бұрын

  • You are not right! 😁 HA-larious!

    @OICUR12@OICUR129 ай бұрын

  • How it is oossible I never seen this chad before?

    @Daralyndk@Daralyndk8 ай бұрын

  • Oedipus didn't go on about his Mum as much as Russ does.

    @ProjectFlashlight612@ProjectFlashlight6129 ай бұрын

    • Oedipus didn't have a nearly as funny mum.

      @Prince__Teclis@Prince__Teclis8 ай бұрын

  • "like a mommy cow with a newborn calf" --> everyone was waiting for him to show us how it looks like.. i feel cheated!

    @janblum9014@janblum90148 ай бұрын

  • Oh my god 😂😂❤

    @pamelabonaparte9383@pamelabonaparte93839 ай бұрын

  • I was drinking during the panini part and i saw a bright light and some dead relatives.

    @0thercat556@0thercat5568 ай бұрын
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