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I Got Stoned With My Mum | Respite

Russell Howard
2023 ж. 21 Қаз.
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From Russell Howard's Netflix Special, Respite, he talks about the time he got stoned with his mum and some the things she said...
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  • His mum is hilarious. You can see where Russ gets it. 😂😂

    @sparrowwilson4514@sparrowwilson45146 ай бұрын

    • They need more shows together 🥰

      @jessieb7290@jessieb72906 ай бұрын

    • And the philosopher's stone he got from dad.

      @JZsBFF@JZsBFF6 ай бұрын

    • @@JZsBFFthen who are the half blooded villains

      @TimRemViral@TimRemViral4 ай бұрын

  • For anyone curious cows have plenty of emotional range and are extremely sweet they have very strong herd bonds.

    @JustASleepySloth@JustASleepySloth6 ай бұрын

    • They have best friends, and babysit for each other.

      @emordnilap4747@emordnilap47476 ай бұрын

    • And I'm sure they've told you that themselves......

      @IMightJustGetMe@IMightJustGetMe6 ай бұрын

    • Those are all metaphors scientists use to explain animal behaviors. It isn't a literal best friend relationship. They're cows, not people. They're fine with us farming and cooking and eating them.

      @jonmiller6787@jonmiller67876 ай бұрын

    • ​@@jonmiller6787they aren't "fine" with it they're just stupid and have no clue what's happening.

      @zenleeparadise@zenleeparadise6 ай бұрын

    • @@jonmiller6787And I’m sure they’ve told you that themselves….

      @rosey_ie@rosey_ie6 ай бұрын

  • The look of total panic on Russell’s face when he said he wondered about dating a *boy* 😂😂

    @goliath_red1102@goliath_red11026 ай бұрын

    • Channel 4 documentary soon 😂😅

      @jamessheehy4895@jamessheehy48956 ай бұрын

    • All those Jimmy Saville jokes got in his head.

      @JaredlS10@JaredlS106 ай бұрын

    • Freudian slip lol

      @user-iq2no3lk2i@user-iq2no3lk2i6 ай бұрын

    • Gym slip 😅🤣@@user-iq2no3lk2i

      @SpacenSpooks@SpacenSpooks6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@jamessheehy4895??

      @teddieprox2307@teddieprox23076 ай бұрын

  • Russell's mum has a weird yet wonderful mind 😂

    @oliversherman2414@oliversherman24146 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂 Russell , I just love the way you interact with and describe your parents. What incredible relationships 👏👏👏

    @nitzyblack6143@nitzyblack61436 ай бұрын

  • 11 years since my dad's gone, it still gets me every now and then but the sentiment "grief is like the ocean" is incredibly true. But its true, we're here then we're gone, as long as we can say at the end of it we are happy with what we've done, thats all that matters.

    @RhamanaChan@RhamanaChan6 ай бұрын

    • I agree. Grief is definitely like the ocean. Lost my Dad 13 yrs ago and my Mom this past Jan.

      @nitzyblack6143@nitzyblack61436 ай бұрын

  • I lost my dad nearly a year ago. Enjoy your family and cherish those moments. I wish i had cherished time with him more!x

    @gillianrayden9553@gillianrayden95536 ай бұрын

  • 😅😂 Your mom is the real MVP.❣️

    @YONCE8701@YONCE87016 ай бұрын

  • For what it's worth Russell, you comedy has helped raised my spirits in many cases where I needed it, and even if it weren't in needed times, laughter is still always valuable... what you do matters, more than that what you do is recorded and will be watched again in the future, even after you are dead and gone you will still be making a positive impact on the world... ... Take Robin Williams for example, he was fucking hilarious I still love watching his interviews, or specials, or movies and they always make me laugh so fuckin hard, or in the case of some of his movies make me feel love, admiration, inspiration, sadness, even depression... ... he has been gone for 9 years now and you can be damned sure that his recorded legacy is still making a damned positive impact, what he did matters and will continue to matter so long as we are able to maintain those records and don't blow ourselves to the stone age... your legacy may not be as wide ranging or as widely impactful, but it will impact millions and dare I say Billions of people to come.

    @tiny99990@tiny999906 ай бұрын

    • Perfectly put!!

      @bushratbeachbum@bushratbeachbum6 ай бұрын

  • God bless your mum Russell. Every time you tell stories about your mum, I'm in stitches man.

    @tatiescone@tatiescone6 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂 She's brilliant, isn't she 😂😂

      @TigerLily12345@TigerLily123455 ай бұрын

  • My favorite line of your Dad's is, "I'd rather shit in my hand and clap" ‼️😂🤣😂

    @nitzyblack6143@nitzyblack61436 ай бұрын

    • i found that one to be absolutely amazing

      @ghomerhust@ghomerhustАй бұрын

  • Cows are wonderful, gentle creatures with a wide emotional range. They get v attached to their owners and can understand certain words like dogs.

    @Pillowlips77@Pillowlips776 ай бұрын

    • Yes but do they know different breeds of dogs.

      @simonwinter8839@simonwinter88396 ай бұрын

    • They are tasty af medium rare too😂

      @cannaweallgetalong7168@cannaweallgetalong71686 ай бұрын

    • I didn't have that experience with my ex wife 😅

      @SpacenSpooks@SpacenSpooks6 ай бұрын

    • @@SpacenSpooks I had to delete my naughty reply, I can't be as mean to a human. Beef, I can... 👍 I'm sure I've got an ex thinking the same about me🤣🤣

      @cannaweallgetalong7168@cannaweallgetalong71686 ай бұрын

  • My dad used to say the same about life. Do you best and don't be a d!#k Words to live by.

    @MrEddHard@MrEddHard6 ай бұрын

  • This wonderful man is so scarily accurate! " youd like that wouldnt you" Thank you Mr Russell for all the times I have 🤣😆🤣

    @deadwalking100@deadwalking1006 ай бұрын

  • Cows have a lot of emotions. All the cows I've tended to have had best friends growing up and have been incredibly concerned for their calves when they were out of sight.

    @TheDanishGuyReviews@TheDanishGuyReviews6 ай бұрын

  • I lost my dad last year, it never stops hurting but he’s right life is a tv show, play your best role!

    @jamessheehy4895@jamessheehy48956 ай бұрын

    • Sorry for your loss, James. It'll never stop hurting, but in time you can smile, remembering the good times you had with a loved one.

      @moriane.@moriane.6 ай бұрын

  • Awwwww the story about the hula hoop was really sweet

    @cassandrakarpinski9416@cassandrakarpinski94166 ай бұрын

  • I’m sorry you have lost important people. Life is not always a joy, but we drag through until it gets better again. Hang in there ❤

    @indigentphd@indigentphd6 ай бұрын

  • The bit where he does his girlfriend’s voice, he sounds a lot like Frank Spencer. 😂😂😂 If you know, you know. 👍

    @waterdragon2224@waterdragon22246 ай бұрын

  • @RussellHoward You are hilarious! I found this video last night and shared it with my mom because she is a smoker too and I knew she would laugh as much as I did through the whole video. I had to put you on again this morning just to start my day with a for sure laughter! 😂 Thank you for being you!

    @machellecron5786@machellecron5786Ай бұрын

  • Mister Howard, Sir, you are awesome! Almost as awesome as Mum Howard!!!

    @SeBastistuta@SeBastistuta6 ай бұрын

  • I got stoned with my sister once. My mum just came up to my room and said "your sister is smoking weed in the kitchen, wanna join her?" So I did.

    @Prince__Teclis@Prince__Teclis6 ай бұрын

  • Aw sorry for your loss Russel it’s hard losing family members in such short time apart too

    @catherinegallagher1101@catherinegallagher11016 ай бұрын

  • Well said . You've a wonderful parents

    @saoralba5114@saoralba51146 ай бұрын

  • I love your mom so much. I do the same thing with a hula hoop. I found one that lights up and plays music. Makes me laugh every time something bad is on the news. I feel less crazy. Thank you. 😂

    @gidget420420@gidget4204206 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @krizan1@krizan16 ай бұрын

    • Makes me want to get a hula hoop 😊

      @nitzyblack6143@nitzyblack61436 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant material

    @muuuuuud@muuuuuud6 ай бұрын

  • That was some good life advice right there. Russell’s dad sounds like a great man.

    @cammyman32@cammyman325 ай бұрын

  • I needed the laugh , thank you. =)

    @mariarose6194@mariarose61946 ай бұрын

  • You always make My day 😊😊😊😂😂😂

    @danielsantiagourtado3430@danielsantiagourtado34306 ай бұрын

  • I love this! I loved the program with them both travelling around together; him and his mum, I mean. Love to meet his parents, I think we’d get on well together…🤣😂🤣

    @perranmaid@perranmaid6 ай бұрын

    • What was it called?

      @RangerJeni@RangerJeni6 ай бұрын

    • @@RangerJeni Russell Howard and mum. USA road trip and Globetrotters. I thought they were brilliant 🤩

      @perranmaid@perranmaid6 ай бұрын

  • Your dad is spot on; spoke the truth, as you do now..

    @sharronkin2636@sharronkin26366 ай бұрын

  • Thanks, Russell.

    @SoItGoesCAL34@SoItGoesCAL346 ай бұрын

  • Well said!

    @elsiepitt5448@elsiepitt54486 ай бұрын

  • I'm glad you have wonderful parents Rus. Sadly, I can't say that about mine. But at least I've got your humour to lighten that load. 🙂 thanks for the laughs!

    @SusannaSaunders@SusannaSaunders6 ай бұрын

  • Nice advice from his dad 👍👍👍

    @thztan7492@thztan74926 ай бұрын

  • This made me laugh and I needed it

    @dickrichard5579@dickrichard55796 ай бұрын

  • I love this guy!

    @canoeman621@canoeman6216 ай бұрын

  • Funny- I'm about to head to my friend's funeral. Thanks, Russ. You take care.

    @CuriousCat1111@CuriousCat11116 ай бұрын

  • Russel Howard is one of the comedians that are still funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @jojoyayathereal@jojoyayathereal6 ай бұрын

    • grow the af up and use your words...cor blimey, you're still on the teat and your carer is still changing your nappy yet you manage to log onto the internet??? tell the world you're from the states w/o telling us you're from the states...foh...

      @datgrrl5698@datgrrl56986 ай бұрын

  • I came downstairs for a drink at 3am and noticed the living room light is on. I go in and my mother is on the sofa giggling wildly, half-wearing her dressing gown. She'd woken up and couldn't get back to sleep so she pulled on dressing gown and went downstairs and hula hoop on the Wii fit. Not sure of that logic Got sweaty, threw off dressing gown and a few minutes later realised she is a grown woman, hula hooping on a game console in the wee hours, completely naked. Took her a while to tell me why she was shaking with laughter.

    @lizanna6390@lizanna63906 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @Mortthemoose@Mortthemoose5 ай бұрын

  • When are you and your mum doing another show together it was comedy gold

    @Nitehawkmk77@Nitehawkmk776 ай бұрын

  • Oh man. Maybe we never get to die because we got those moments and they play over and over again every time we get to the death part. Thanks Russell's dad :)

    @temu2044@temu20446 ай бұрын

  • yes russel howard good 👍

    @AlexCantStopNow@AlexCantStopNow6 ай бұрын

  • Genuinely thought it was the hula hoops crisps for a second and just thought yep standard Russ’ mum 😂

    @silvermoonpie7942@silvermoonpie79426 ай бұрын

  • I watch Russell Howard when the news is dark

    @shahj1620@shahj16206 ай бұрын

  • Love ya Russ

    @belladoran222@belladoran2226 ай бұрын

  • So funny and yet so gross. Made me think did my dad ever think that too. Lol I like how Russ makes us all laugh and think at the same time!

    @jessieb7290@jessieb72906 ай бұрын

  • Dear Russ- I’ve been a massive fan since the days you appeared on Mock The Week. I love your comedy it reminds me of me n my brother growing up. At the age of 34 I got Covid-19 in March 2020. I was in a medically induced coma and was on life support and on mechanical ventilator basically being kept alive for 3 months and my lungs never recovered. I need oxygen 24/7 and different breathing machines also it’s left me in chronic pain and in a wheelchair because I cannot walk as my lungs sats drop dangerously low . On the daily I go through so many different emotions. Happy sad angry depressed, and more. My mum died 10 years ago and my dad is not in my life, what your dad said really resonated with me. Also massive respect to your wife who I know from your other videos worked hard during covid saving lives ❤ I don’t know if every day will be my last, i have permanent fibrosis of my lungs, the covid affected my heart the scar from the tracheotomy has tethered to my neck ligaments creating throat issues. I have interstatial lung failure. I was given 2 years to live 3 years ago. I have 3 kids and I do think about death as I’d be leaving them with no family 😢 Thankyou so much for cheering me up for so many years xx Hoping to finally come to one of your shows soon health permitting. It’s so nice to laugh. Cheers Russ From Danielle xx

    @daniellehandley5113@daniellehandley51135 ай бұрын

  • Tell 'em Russell!!

    @Mozzarella-and-Tomato@Mozzarella-and-Tomato5 ай бұрын

  • Took me a while to get some of this! 😂

    @lucybarnard3954@lucybarnard39546 ай бұрын

  • The social media team nailed the title and thumbnail.

    @Ozzymandius1@Ozzymandius16 ай бұрын

  • Absolutely brilliant. And I like his apocalyptic T shirt. Anybody know where I can get one from?

    @wisteela@wisteela6 ай бұрын

  • Russell, you are a very funny person. I can’t imagine my mum stoned.😂

    @juliencornelius3577@juliencornelius35776 ай бұрын

    • You are living in wrong country. Try Iran.

      @simonwinter8839@simonwinter88396 ай бұрын

    • Ouch!

      @gretebremseth1622@gretebremseth16226 ай бұрын

    • Man im lucky to have parents who smoke hash haha. Been stoned and drunk with mum many times at 4am at a party chatting shit listening to tunes when everyones gone to bed haha

      @TheBanana93@TheBanana936 ай бұрын

    • "Now look, no-one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand?! EVEN, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehovah!" 😅

      @SpacenSpooks@SpacenSpooks6 ай бұрын

  • Awesome ❤

    @clactonmassive@clactonmassive6 ай бұрын

  • This genuinely warms my heart❤

    @embrio18@embrio186 ай бұрын

  • I love your parents Russell! And you! Thanks for being you. I'm in the U.S., even if I don't get the Brit references, it's still funny! 💝

    @artmakerforever3510@artmakerforever35106 ай бұрын

  • In line for the show Thursday, we talked about how awesome Nanette is!

    @-laydeeintrigue-@-laydeeintrigue-6 ай бұрын

  • Russel‘s mom is a treasure!

    @jennyundah4583@jennyundah45834 ай бұрын

  • Cakey dance dance 🤣

    @vincebrannon3353@vincebrannon33533 ай бұрын

  • Try getting stoned with your stepdad. He will literally start saying how he really feels about you and how is wanted you for so long LOL

    @JessicaZane4realz@JessicaZane4realz6 ай бұрын

    • You should let him fulfil his desires, or I will

      @jacko4206@jacko42066 ай бұрын

    • 🤯NO WAY‼️‼️‼️😶‍🌫️

      @YONCE8701@YONCE87016 ай бұрын

    • ​@@jacko4206😂😂😂! Jacko, 👉🏾👉🏾👉🏾THE🚪🚪‼️

      @YONCE8701@YONCE87016 ай бұрын

    • What a pedo, call the police and run.

      @Masanumi@Masanumi6 ай бұрын

    • also this is possibly the worst fucking comment in all of youtube

      @AlexCantStopNow@AlexCantStopNow6 ай бұрын

  • OMG i want those stories about his mom and dad to be true. 🤣

    @Playingwith3D@Playingwith3D2 күн бұрын

  • 7:06 reminds me of frank spencer in some mothers do have em 🤣👍

    @darronb248@darronb2485 ай бұрын

  • Shit in my hands n clap😂😂😂😂😂

    @leannex6378@leannex63786 ай бұрын

  • My dog and I often walk past a field of cows and they'll follow us up and down the road. There's one cow in particular that keeps trying to play with my dog and I keep having to explain that she's too big to play with my pup

    @themermaidmurders3643@themermaidmurders36436 ай бұрын

  • This was so worth the click!!!

    @DickyLeeeee@DickyLeeeee6 ай бұрын

  • I’ve heard cows lightly moo as in recognition of a person, other cows, or her calf. It’s soothing sounding.

    @CS-pi5oc@CS-pi5oc6 ай бұрын

  • God I absolutely love your mum 😂 I’d watch a full stand up show just about your mum 😂😂

    @loquacious_lisa@loquacious_lisa5 ай бұрын

  • Cakey dance dance. Howling. It’s true though

    @donnahayes1910@donnahayes19105 ай бұрын

  • You can REALLY tell where he gets it from 😂😂

    @DeadBore@DeadBore6 ай бұрын

  • Lol, it took me a minute with "Imagine trying to sell a toy zepra." I was wondering what a zepra was for a bit.

    @tabaxikhajit4541@tabaxikhajit45416 ай бұрын

  • I said “OH GOOD!” out loud when I saw this in my recommended

    @oougn613@oougn6136 ай бұрын

  • gold

    @ChaosPromotions@ChaosPromotions2 ай бұрын

  • My dad says the key word is 'Program'.....they're programming your mind!

    @gemmascotland899@gemmascotland8996 ай бұрын

  • The whole “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” basically just boils down to ‘don’t be a dick’.

    @precisiongrinder@precisiongrinder6 ай бұрын

  • Hula hoop routine is fine til Mum starts chasing the dopamine fix and looks forward to war news...."Oh good! Atrocities"

    @bilindalaw-morley161@bilindalaw-morley1616 ай бұрын

  • Fing hell i went dark after the israel thing- the last two weeks were an existential crisis! I needed that 😂

    @246trixie@246trixie6 ай бұрын

  • Never change, monkey. You make me happy. Weeeeell.... amused, short of breath, and crying a river from laughing, but that's just as good, to tide me over.

    @InservioLetum@InservioLetum5 ай бұрын

  • My mum died two years ago. She said the same thing, do your best and don't be a dick. I miss her so much, she loved me with everything she had and my God I miss her.

    @jennifercatherine7675@jennifercatherine76755 ай бұрын

  • Lol, I thought she kept a KP hula hoop crisp under the sofa at first😂

    @rupedog@rupedog6 ай бұрын

  • Had to screen record the end and send to my girlfriend.. shes not happy about it 😂

    @jamessheehy4895@jamessheehy48956 ай бұрын

  • Russel understood how he would look dating a Bear. That awesome

    @oceanoflotion8630@oceanoflotion86306 ай бұрын

  • I didn't lose my dad. I know exactly where he is. Six foot under in Stevens County, Oklahoma. Right where we left him.

    @timmothycopeland4866@timmothycopeland48664 ай бұрын

  • ROOOOOARING...

    @giulianaraffa9391@giulianaraffa93915 ай бұрын

  • 0.42 n9 whe doesn't 😂😂😂

    @chrilin5107@chrilin51076 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂😂😂

    @billmarshall5040@billmarshall50406 ай бұрын

  • Hi Russ, first off I am a big fan of yours not to the extend of being a stalker lol, anyway being scared of dying is natural but how I see it is death is going to happen whether we want it to or not, gandalf once said " death is but another path one we must all take" my point is death is inevitable it is going to happen I think of death quite often the family and friends that have died sorry I am just babbling, what I am trying to say is death is going to happen so enjoy this time we have as death is eternal once it happens it happens. Keep up the fine work you do to make people laugh and smile look forward to future content take it easy.

    @markrichards1006@markrichards10066 ай бұрын

  • Russell let it slip there at the end with the voice, he is in fact dating George from Rainbow.

    @paulmoore4344@paulmoore43446 ай бұрын

  • well, its an interesting adaptation of Dawkin's "we are the lucky ones..." intro to unweaving the rainbow....

    @cameirusisu1024@cameirusisu10246 ай бұрын

  • Do your best and don't be a dick. Wise words.

    @gyllkrans@gyllkrans6 ай бұрын

  • Should have been titled The "Meta-Fours"

    @matthewlovell@matthewlovell6 ай бұрын

  • Women in Spain don't take 2 years to stay stuff...I grew up in Spain but I look/am English...so I seem to leave many family members and friends with a mouth open catching flies.

    @fay5479@fay54796 ай бұрын

  • i love that Russell cares so much about political issues, he does so much to help with so many things - the environment, people’s rights, children who don’t get enough to eat, medical care, and greedy, i-don’t-give-a-darn about people. it’s like , “Let them eat cake.” their strategy: just keep cutting back on all that stuff!!they actually get free wine with their free lunch, while cops and medical people have to actually pay for their lunch - who does more for society!? it’s so totally efffed up. They should be shamed by everyone one! and in all this, you make us laugh our heads off - you’re a wonder and i love you to pieces. :) 🐶🌷🌱

    @feralbluee@feralbluee6 ай бұрын

  • 🤭😂🤣🤣

    @maresnite@maresnite2 ай бұрын

  • 3:26 Took me a moment

    @abapaper7416@abapaper74166 ай бұрын

  • Cakey dance dance INDEED. WAKE UP !

    @ripdbtpoo1441@ripdbtpoo14415 ай бұрын

  • Crude, but funny 😁

    @johnsieverssr8288@johnsieverssr82884 ай бұрын

  • Needs to come back to nz missed out due to having a baby😢😊

    @tiffanyrogers2551@tiffanyrogers2551Ай бұрын

  • I'm buying a hula hoop tomorrow. 😅

    @maryhurley5884@maryhurley58846 ай бұрын

  • She raises a good point about the zebra barcode. And im 38, i hula while watching tv shows. I bet your moms got a nice tummy because of it too. Its actually really good exercise!

    @chirpydragonfruit9464@chirpydragonfruit94645 ай бұрын

  • Hey I'm an old lady and I've h OT hoolahoop under my lounge toò😅

    @VickiMcGuire-db7kj@VickiMcGuire-db7kjАй бұрын
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