Excerpt from This Past Weekend #496 | A Carnie
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Theo getting normal people is better than 99% of celebrity podcast guests
Fux yea I didn't want this clip to end! Thx Theo and awesome guest.
Tosh is doing it now too. I realized how much I missed Tosh and his comedy/interviews. Absolutely cracks me up.
@@seeker156 agreed Tosh Show rules
99.9% of the elite. Celebrities and public servants HATE US.
I get kinda bummed when I see he has a celebrity on but when he has a truck driver or garbage man on I feel like I can’t listen to it fast enough. I skipped a meeting at work because I was listening to the New York garbage man episode. They’re just way more entertaining and don’t act like they have a reputation to uphold or like they’re something they’re not.
Theo is the only one that listened to Rogan and just talks to whoever and whatever he’s interested in
Lol if you think Rogan doesn’t do what he’s told you’re crazy
Gang baby. Theo's upstairs!!
I think tosh took note also.
@@jonbarron8049 True, it's easy to just boss around hundered-millionaires
@@bretputchel689 came to comment Tosh too
"Circus folk..nomads you know. Smell like cabbage...small hands"
One of the best quotes from an Austin Powers movie
I actually won a huge Spuds McKenzie stuffed animal when I was a kid at the basket/softball toss. The carnie did that exact thing where he showed me how it was done and then had me throw the second ball and it did stick. Then when I had to do two on my own, when I tossed the ball (back/underhand with the spin), it hit the lip and bumped up into the air and then fell back in to the basket, came back up almost to the lip and then settled back into the basket. The look on the carnie's face was of pure surprise. The second ball went in without much of an issue. The carnie just stood there slackjawed. My parents looked the same. I--an eight year old kid who had just won a massive stuffed beer mascot bigger than I was==was overjoyed and thought I was just naturally gifted. Don't think I ever won another one of those games.
Had the same thing happen to me lol but I won a big gorilla that couldn’t even fit in my friends parents car. Had to give it away to some other kid 😭
It doesn't matter if You never won again.....that was You're time lol and a great memory for You!
That guy looks exactly like what you think an old carnie would look like.
There's something about men with abnormally large mouths that makes them seem untrustworthy and morally suspicious
Yeah like Steven Tyler’s brother who went in another direction
He looks like carny Marilyn Manson
Probably smells like cabbage
Old?
this guy givin Theo some of his own kind of comedy with the kid as a prize joke
That was top notch funny
Yeah dude! came to comment this, that had me rolling
Carnies kinda have to be comedic so it makes sense
Cleft palate bunny rabbit or...Ricky!😂
@@revwillyg6450We got a real live ginger over here 😂
this carnival guy has the same exact energy as theo LMFAOOO "some even traded in their kids, u can win em as a prize now" "we got a real life ginger over here" "at least he got the dreaded banana" lmaoooo
ummm watch Toy Story 4. It's about child trafficking and carnivals. They joke about this shit but it does happen
@@poppyhimbo ok?
@@poppyhimbothis might be the most random comment I’ve ever read lmao. Totally unrelated to the OP’s comment
@@NaterBater Um wake up bro. You'll never understand how this world operates because you can;t think critically
@@poppyhimbo oh I’m fully awake, you’re just commenting on the wrong comments I think dude. It’s possible your medication is off, maybe you need to consult your doctor.
“He got the dreaded one though” 😂😂😂😂we all know what he’s talking about lmfao
Tom Segura hates the poors. Well Theo is people’s champ he’s one of us and get interesting real people as guests. Legend.
I really think Tom is just doing a bit with that and isn't letting up out of spite for the reaction it's getting.
Don’t bring segura into this, he’s a total ass.
@@space_1073 yea I agree it’s just a bit he’s not actually a poor hater
@@reak4658well I am! I hate them poor folk! I may or may not be one of em
As long as the bit is running, it doesn’t feel in good faith to anyone while he relishes in his success driving around maseratis, etc. Always loved Tom’s comedy but the good faith in him feels like it has diminished. Maybe it’s just me, maybe it’s not! Just sucks to not have money, last people need is someone rubbing it in their faces.
Losing your car to a carnival game is demented.
But "I'll give you all your money back" is diabolical.
Trading a Subaru for a teddy bear seems like a good deal
That man is a different kind of degenerate 😂😂 same with the guy who lost 2600. lol idk but I feel like at a certain point you have to know the money your spending is way more then an Xbox lol
hes a straight up lie 😂
So what do you consider losing Ricky then?
Gotta bring this guy back as a permanent co host the chemistry is magnetic and he's super funny
Fuck cohosting, get this man a pod
I used to do the shoot the star game. The trick to that would not be to lay on the trigger if the pellet gun, but to flick the trigger to get one or two shots off at a time. You aim for the outside corners of the star and basically carve out the star from around it. The carnies used to turn the card backwards and angled when they saw me each year, because they knew I’d win it and others would see how I did it to win. Every year I’d have blood blisters on the index, middle and ring fingers from that game, and a dozen plus giant stuffed animals for my little sister.
Doesn't work everywhere. Some guns shoot so unpredictably
I like how this dude matches Theo’s energy perfectly 😂 That ‘kids up there as a prize’ bit was 👌
That one took Theo out😂
This dude gets high off of peoples broken spirits 😂 everytime Theo mentioned how defeated he was as a kid spending his last money and losing & dudes smile just grew and grew 😂😂😂😂
I was looking for someone to mention this. lol
Yep. He's a special kind of asshole
Like the grinch
Average rat in tarkov
True trick 👌🏾 or treat
I love that Theo talks to so many people. Not just celebrities. Everyone has a story!
YUM
“You’re probably going to lose, and you’re probably gonna knock somebody up”. Damn! The cold, hard truth.
Theo just getting random cats on his massive platform is unreal!
theo is for the people baby
He’s a Legend! He actually gets good guests.
Some of these people are incredible. The trash worker and the coroner were the best. Having a strong accent helps the guest lmao
Theo the g.o.a.t
theres no cats in this video, tf are you talking about
Rob Zombie should consider having him as the next store owner in his upcoming movie.
This guy doesn't exactly look like a brick and mortar kinda guy...
Rob Zombie should re-do A Walk To Remember or maybe Bridges Of Madison County.
@@bryanergau6682 100
@@korbindallas4552 well, that went over your head.... way over
Zombie grew up in the carnival scene. This needs to be a short series.
A fellow student in high school warned us (he used to be a carny in the summertime) if they think you are a fool with cash they would point at you and yell "HEY MARK" then apologize for mistaken identity. That really helped.
That’s so fucked 😂
As a kid, I was smart enough to WATCH others lose their money and never win. Didn't take long to figure out the carny games are rigged so the winning move is not playing.
If you never play, then you will never win.
@@markboozer3234if you play you'll never win
@@GodWeenSatan Wrong. Sorry to burst your bubble. There are only a few that are un-winnable. Bank-a-ball hands out 20 to 30 % stock. Which is average across the midway. One ball is harder, but you HAVE to listen to the game operator, they Will give you the actual way to win. They are banking on the "I'm a Man, I don't follow directions" not paying attention. I worked for a traveling carnival for years. I have seen ten bicycles given out as prizes for the shoot out the star game in one weekend. My game was pool tables. We had to keep the tables level and clean. Because it makes the game harder to win! Another game my boss had was the long range. Basket ball free throw game. In Houston, Tx. My buddy had a 60 year old grandmother toss 18 straight. She then stayed around to give all the young boys crap for not being as good as she was!! Honestly, we had to worry more about the rowdy customers robbing us for the money in our aprons, then the paying customers had to worry about games being rigged!
I love how whenever a comedian talks to a regular person, their jokes always go right over the comedian’s head 😂
They don't expect civilians to have jokes
Sometimes you'll still see the kid up there as a prize now 🤣🤣🤣
It seemed like something Theo himself would've said
Does he not age?
@@MrJames-tw3so Not after that Carnie Voodoo. Duh.
At micheal Jackson's carnival thats all they had
Theo Von has that genuine curiosity about all of the topics they hit. It's almost like a child hearing some of the best, "Nuh, uh!" stories about life. Not a bad thing! It's just so cool how exciting it is to learn something new! That ability to question things AND drink in all of the information thrown back! Seriously one of my favorite people! 😁💚
Theo Von is super chill, I got to show him some magic after his show and he was humble and appreciative. Never forgetting that memory!
This is literally the PERFECT guy for Theo’s podcast. 😂 matter of fact, I think the best episodes are when he just has random people on like this.
Mortician episode was great
Hell yeah ! That's my Uncle Mitch! He's even better in person 😂
He had a plumber.
Regular Joe episodes are the 👌
"epsom new Hampshire, from the salts, I guess?" Lmao 🤣
I laughed out loud after it took me 10 seconds to get 😂
They actually originally come from a place in England called Epsom. So Theo was unintentionally right, kind of.
Bro as someone from New Hampshire, this shit had me dying😂 I was like , ofc the carnival gambling addict is from my state of origin 🤦♂️
That’s why I love Theo
Really, the most dad joke ever? Man I thought Theo was simple in his intellect but my god you commenters are even worse. Idk what you found funny about that. Honestly. So lame.
"And you're probably gonna knock somebody up" is the greatest life lesson/ending to a video I've seen in awhile! lol
Theo Von team, thank you for putting out clips and shorts like this. Helps me pick out a podcast to listen to while in traffic or doing chores at home.
Theo randomly throwing “you’re probably going to knock somebody up” at the very end..😅😂🤣🤣
Good ole Theo! This is random, but you rly look like Daniel Radcliffe. Lmao
That shit had me in tears😂
@@madmadelo183 Bahaha! Expelliarmus 🪄
@@madmadelo183creep.. you probably wanna see his weiner too now
I don't know who's idea it was to have "regular people" on as guests but it's literally genius. Right on brand for Theo and his audience as appealing to the down to earth and working class.
I remember when you got on the internet and could search the names of people you went to high school with and most people you knew would show up from their Myspace pages. Now, nobody pops up. The internet used to be by the people for the people but that ship has sailed.
@@spiegeltnNow it's all censorship etc
@@KingC89 Yes...now, they will let you know who matters and who doesn't.
Dunno if I’d call carnies “regular” people
@@nobody3431 😂😂😂
I love this guy, he gets so excited about the games. "Oh let me tell you about that one.." lol
Theo von: “carnivals teach you that you’re probably going to lose in life and you’re probably going to knock someone up” 😂
"You're probably going to lose.. and you're probably going to knock someone up." 😂😂😂 Theo is out of control. I love it.
At the county fair in 2001 I wanted this electric razor scooter. The game was to bounce a ball off a wall and have it land in a basket on the ground.... Just like the one the showed here. I tried 10 times and never got close. I said "this is a scam isn't it" and the guy says no, bro, let me show you and walked out and did it. $2 later, I was riding off on my new electric scooter. I just needed to see the "trick" and then I could emulate it. That scooter sucked though, I crashed it and broke my whackin' hand.
Are you the guy off in whose camper they were whacking?
That was a roller coaster.
See you should have learned to wank with both hands. Always gotta expect the unexpected
Dont think it was the scooter's fault that you crashed it bruh
Good story
I love how Theo brings people like this carny on his show. Just a normal random person. Im sick of hearing famous people talk about things they know nothing about. This is what real looks like. Real poeple, real conversation. Theo Von will always be a legend.
theo with the hard hitting journalism. thank you for your service.
Love Theo genuinely telling him that he can wear the shades if it makes him more comfortable.
"...they already seen my face?" 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, Theo was a little slow during this taping
@@tstayinhe's not really wrong. They could've just censored his face after the fact
@@tstayinoh please… no way he thought he was serious, he was just making him feel the heat a bit 😂
You’re probably gonna lose…and you’re probably gonna knock somebody up… wait what?😂
That’s life bro … probably
From Theo, a guy with no kids lol
Whenever the carnival came to town, we'd pull a fast one on the carnies, distract, loot prize, and then walk away while your buddy is asking the guy random shit about the game. 😂
“Epsom New Hampshire? From the salts, I guess” classic Theo
Underrated line that I don’t think most caught lol
Lol glad I wasn't the only one that has a laugh at that
Interviewing a carny is such an ingenious idea. Someone who’s day to day life you forget you might be interested in 😂 how did he even think of this!!
0:28 😂he actually thought he wanted to put on shades . Stay pure my friend.
My grandad used too work the carnivals over here in the U.K in the 50s. And he said to me the first thing they teach you is how to short change people.🤣🤣🏴🇬🇧
3:24 HOPPY THE CLEFT PALLET FUCKIN EASTER HERO
12 more months of winter
I screamed bruh shit is TOO good
Idk if Theo is putting on a bit talking about getting ripped off at the carnival to an unapologetic carnie, but there’s a subtle hilarity to it. Brilliant.
Bro just woke up and said , I ain't brushing my teeth no more
Dude. Theo has the most interesting every day man type of guests. Such a fresh breath of air on KZhead
The Carny Mafia is gonna take this guy out!
he's in it. No worries.
@@TanyaQueen182 No, he's said too much.
He's blabbed too much about our thing. Loose lips sink ships ovah here
The games he was spilling the beans on are all in the past, long since outlawed.
@@kenwood9382 exactly. Thank you lol. Mitch aint dumb.
This guy looks could be the villian in any family movie😂😂😂😂
This is so much more interesting but also heart-breaking than any podcast I've seen before.
that plaid print is on fire .. 😂 Praise God bb.. gang
Theo could pull off being a Carny with that roadkill mullet
Oh yeah, easily! Especially being a smooth talker. I feel like he had w paths in life and he took the comedian route lol.
Finally someone who genuinely thinks, and speaks the same way Theo does😂 this is a non intentional legendary episode 🤙🏼
Very entertaining and fun to watch. Thanks for posting this.
Daniel Tosh did have that one dude on his tv show back in the day who spent his life savings on a carnival game and only went home with a giant smiling banana plushie with dreadlocks lol
Hoppy the cleft pallet easter hero is hilarious 🤣😂
Dude has some pretty good comedic chops. The line about the kid being hung up as a prize had me cracking up
"taught u life your gonna lose man, ya know! and your probably gonna knock somebody up". Words to live by.
As someone who worked management in games revenue at a theme park for a few years.... Our ring toss game was greased. Like straight up sprayed. I wasn't responsible for it, but I watched another manager do it. Our balloon pop game had dulled pegs behind most of the balloons. When we demonstrated the game to the guests, we would always aim center blue. Sharp peg. My dumbass hit it dead on and it still didn't pop one time. Little girl picked up my extra bag and threw it and popped one right after too. 🤦♂
This dude looks like Theo Von from the future.
Nah theo will be 29 forever
From the past you mean
Looks like Dave Attel’s carnival love child
Bahahaha
This guy is too funny. There’s a kid still hanging up there haha.
Theo! U make me roll brother. Thx for the laughs and smiles.
This guy was low-key funny. Great Pod as always.
I love these real people interviews. I’m tired of seeing guests who have done a podcast tour. Why would I watch u say the same thing for your 9th podcast episode this week? I wanna hear from a carnival worker, border patrol agent, or a pest control worker.
So nobody that has ever been on First We Feast?
Try Soft White Underbelly. Not a podcast, just an interview - but man, that guy interviews people who have experiences you can't even imagine.
My buddies, Chuck & Rodney, had an uncle who had worked at many of those games and new the tricks to beating them. He took us to Six Flags and got us so many large stuffed animals. The security team eventually came and asked him to leave. Escorted him out, just like a casino. We had to find rope to tie bears to the roof. It was AWESOME!!!
My dad ran games in Jersey at the boardwalk back 30 years ago. It's more regulated these days but hearing this reminded me of all the tricks they used to run on those machines back then. Claw games especially.
Heh, I used to rip off claw machines that had the joystick with the red button. You could tap the button and slowly lower the claw and id rake them into the pize chute
@@MatthewBaran it's all good. We raked more in than you did in prizes 😉
Him describing how to gently move the dart to be discreet is so funny in the context of him cheating a kid out of a stuffed animal for a few bucks.
Many many times though it may fill the wallet, but wears on the soul.
I didn’t know Dave Attel was a Carny as his day job.
Obviously his is
😂😂😂
The old carnie/comedian routine
Bahahaha
With Jeff Ross’s voice.
I like this Carny, he more honest than any Judge or Politicians 4 shuuuuure
When ever i went to any of those places i already knew they were pre set, but to be perfectly honest i never went for the intension to win anything, i played for fun and to help keep them stay in business, it's all about having fun, spend some money and taking part.. it's not like you're gonna do it all the time, just on a day out or a vacation.
This guy broke the Carny Code !!
Simpsons , Ernest goes to camp actor did that voice 2 yrs before he died at like 55 yrs old
@@AnglandAlamehnaSwedishReally??! That makes me happy to know. I was a huge fan of all of the Ernest film and Simpsons as a kid RIP to Jim Varney 🙏
He's a punk.( 35 years in the business) He's telling alot of partial truths.
No honor among carnys
@@user-hm4wg6sh8chow dare the guy who’s actively trying to scam you out of your money reveal the scams of the “business!” We don’t actually want children to have good times, we just want to make money off of the good will of children and parents that don’t want to say no to their children” diabolical trade. We need to bring shame back
"You're prolly gonna lose.. and you're prolly gonna knock somebody up" Powerful closing statements lmao
My uncle runs a carnival and when i was 18 i went out to work it with him. He never told me its scam. He just had me lure people in and let them play. One time, this grandfather rolled up with his like....5 year old grandson. This little boy was BURNED all over his face. Hands me a $20 to let the kid go a few rounds on that game where you have a bunch of tiny glass vups that are wet and you toss a little ping pong ball in. They always bounce out. He runs through that $20 fast. The kid wanted the cool scooter hanging up. 20 bucks is gone and he hands me another 20. I told him....."You know he wont ever win." and the grandfather said "I know. i just love seeing him have fun." in that moment i decided.....this boy is getting this scooter. So on the last shot.....the little boy jumped up and turned around as if "awww man! almost made it!" and i leaned in and grabbed the ball and put it in the glass. In order to unlock and get him the scooter i had to call my uncle to come unlock it. My uncle was like "Mannnnn, aint no one won that game in 20 years" he knew i pulled a fast one. But it was in front of everyone so he didnt challenge it and i gave the scooter to the boy. The grandfather....who seen me do that for his grandson, shook my hand and said thank you and left. Week later i got outa there. Never returned.
The “non celebrity” pods are some of my favorites.
By far are the best
Best thing to do is some interviews with just regular people and Theo’s the perfect person to do it! 😂
These are the best kind of episodes Theo!
I remember my grandpa playing those Splash Down type machines on vacation in Pigeon Forge in my home state of Tennessee. This was before they got banned and we went to the Rockin Raceway Arcade(they had go carts also) I think it was called and he won a TON of quarters on those constantly, he was bald headed and would cackle and rub his head when he won. He kept me playing for hours at the arcade and would bring me big plastic cups of quarters every so often, he left with so much we came back the next night. Now he is long gone and I wish I could be as good a grandpa as he was.
I was a little kid and played the "Bushel Basket" game in my home town fair. I won the big prize on my first go with the backspin technique. Ill always remember the look on the guys face when I said "i want the big toy".
At Valley Fair in Minnesota, the one game I could win almost every time, which was the highest prize in the park, a giant rottweiler stuffed dog, the thing was huge. Anyway it was the game where they have a slanted board and a glass pop bottle laying down, and you have to pick it up wiht a stick with a string and a ring tied to the string, and you have to lift the glass bottle up and get it to stand using only the stick with a string tied to the stick and a plastic ring tied to the string. It took me like 5 bucks this was back in the 90s to get it down, but the trick is when you lift the bottle right when it stands you have to lower the stick so the ring drops on the bottle and stabalizes it. It's unintuative cause you want to keep lifting up on the bottle but you must do the opposite and let the ring fall onto the bottle.
counterintuitive
Theo von is such a real person idk how to explain it.i never seen a famous person I relate to so much
I love my dad for always refusing to play carnival games since he knew it was a scam, but couldn’t tell me as a child who was complaining to not be able to get a chance to win a stuffed South Park character. I was probably 10 years old at the time, but realized why I later always avoided it.
I worked on the Seaside boardwalk in NJ one summer when I was younger. The guy I worked for had a basketball stand and a balloon dart stand. I worked the basketball stand and he did the ballon stand. The balloons had tags under them (like small, medium, large) but he would give players a prize based on how many times they played and how much money they spent. He was a super cool guy and a master salesman of untapped potential imo.
Theo the real MVP for having a legit carny on🎉🎉🎉
This is actually Gold. Great Info
I lost a grip trying to win a Winchester. Had to shoot all the red of a star with a bbgun machine gun. I swear they always found a sliver of red.
“Sometimes they glue that shit down!” 😂😂😂😂😂
"It taught you that life... you gonna lose.. and your 'probly gonna knock somebody up." - Theo Von .. that is some serious wisdom.
someone get bro who animated a few theo stories to do this clip 💯💯💯
This is the first person I've seen be on the same level as Theo where theres no pauses like 'wtf did youbjust say dude' and they just vibe
Ahh a sophisticated carny that made it to the other side of the booth 😂
"Well...aint no shame in being beaten by the best." "But dad he didnt seem all that-" "We were beaten... by the best boy!"
So good
Man when I was just a lil kid they had that ball toss in the basket game with a brand new Xbox as the prize. Straight sneedz'd my ass!!! 😂🤘
Dude if I owed a carnie, I'd just walk the fuck off. 😂
What this guy is describing is a huge metaphor for life. Everything can be applied to a life situation. Crazy
"Carnie film": Starring: this guy, Theo Von, and Shane Gillis. Featuring Will Ferrell and Ben Stiller.
with bobby lee as: The Human Animal!
@@Chalepastel I'll give you 25% for this idea
@@theauntofdragonsdone
I think Theo is actually a Carnie and has been leading us on this entire time.
“Wowww that’s your life saving” funniest shit I heard all day
The guys life savings was $2600 😂
At least he got the dreaded one tho!! Lmao
That would be a great job for the CEO of General motors 😂