Excerpt from This Past Weekend #496 | A Carnie
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This carny is funnier than 95% of the comedians I've seen podcast
He really said is that doja cat 😂😂
@@camronridley5912I died 🤣
@@camronridley5912 I died when he said that 😭
@@camronridley5912Theo liked that one 😂
He's 17X funnier than Schaub
Theo interviewing the common man is the one of the great things about his podcast.
Is this a common man? He has some uncommon stories 😄
Who doesn't have a grandfather with 3 legs and 2 dicks?
Yeah this is such a common story
Common people have the most impressive stories.
This motherfucker far from common
Theo Von looks like the accountant for the carnies
Dude. That’s funny. 😄
😂😂😂😂
Gosh 😂
Just had a flashback to Roast My Host 😂
I could see him being an accountant for the carnies in a movie with Larry The Cable Guy 😂
"You just don't see that kinda stuff anymore. That's the toughest part about stuff" Classic Theo Von!
Lmfao Holy hell Theo is the man. "You figured he would've died by getting his leg caught in something. I mean, I almost get my legs caught in stuff all the time." 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He ain't lying 😂😂 happens to me all the time , gotta be careful when your long
@Tjnumber1 LoL, I'll have to take your word for it. As a guy who's average height, I wouldn't know what you're speaking about 😆
@jayhari1713 just gotta pay more attention, iam 6" 4 I trip over shit cause iam trying not to hit my head lol and vice versa.
Im 44 and deciding whether I'm allowed to shower by myself 😂
this guy has a nice vibe around him. its nice to see someone interviewing just regular guys with cool stories.
Tosh does it too
I'd say he has a pretty interesting life.
That plumber episode is still one of my favorites of all podcasts
@@petegrizwald2666two pee pees
Dude probably has more salient advice than most psychologists. I’d much rather hear his opinion over 90% of the A-Holes I’ve met in life.
The fist bump to hearing that he smoked a bong with the last surviving munchkin 😭
"rockin that spare geni, better keep the lights on 😂"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Might be the funniest most clever thing ive heard him say. crazy that was off the cuff
🤣🤣🤣
I was dying 😂😂😂
"The Lispy Jew"😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!
That killed me hahahaha
Dude gonna get cancelled damn!!
🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit. This is the humour we need
"People must've thought you were jordan peterson no matter what." LOL
That would have made WAY more sense if he was talking about the lobster man. Peterson is the "lobster king". 😆 Dude, why did he say it about the three legged man?
@@get8bit Slightly unrelated, but thatat Jordan Peterson rat king clips (if you've seen it) gets me because he doesn't even accurately describe what it is lmao.
Very Tall Bart would have a field day
Mm@@Vincisomething
@@Vincisomethingalso slightly related, but many people also have issues describing what a woman is which seems like a slightly more pressing issue lol
"you just dont see that stuff anymore, thats the hardest part about stuff" damn what a line from my favorite philosopher
I am thinking this is an example of Theo actually meaning it when he said it? And it turned out funny. That is what makes Theo a bit of a freak. Sometimes he is funny but either is a tremendous troller and actor or he does have a few wires crossed in a decent hearted way.
Love him😊
Theo is a complete moron, he embodies the pod caster mentality where any dumbo with a camera and a microphone can start one. He mostly repeats what the guest says and rambles on saying random stuff
Thought that was weird and funny too
“Running a spare genny to keep the lights on” this really got me
Those pants have to be like, what the fuck are we doing 😂😂
Lol and it was after the comment about th3 three legged man giving the fourth shoe to his one legge d friend.😅 honestly weve probably only seen that once or twice in history Theo
The last foot is just like tapping to the beat 😂
Frank Lentini was so *HARD CORE* that he was on the back cover of Alice in Chains' _Alice in Chains._
“Doja Cat?” 😂😂 had me rolling
I’m a 50 year old Canadian woman who had never heard of Theo until a week ago. Ever since then, I’ve been binge watching. He’s just so funny and wholesome. Enjoy your day, everyone. 🤗
Theo is the best!!
Welcome to the gang (gang) ❤❤❤
Don't forget to pour your next drink out for Billy Conforto. And watch out for those embankments.
Shout out from rural Nova Scotia! Gang gang ma’am, I’m glad you found Theo and now get to enjoy him! His solo podcasts were great, he also has plenty of podcast with “regular” people and they’re very entertaining.
A third leg and two dongs must have piqued your interest! 😂
I wish I had Theo's childlike enthusiasm for life.
You can! Fake it 'till you make it!
I can listen to this guy talk all day about stories from the carnivals. Seems like a genuinely nice guy.
I want this dude to be a permanent member of theos show.
"A Doja Cat?" lmfao😂
100 per cent more interesting than some famous person I could care less about
You could care less? Don't you mean you COULDN'T care less?
THE LISPY JEW! The Four Shouldered Italian! Im crying laughing!
Didn't expect Doja Cat & Jordan Peterson to get name dropped in this episode lol
How he asks 'howd you know this, did someone write it down' 😂😂 i love Theo lol, can't wait to see him in Belfast.
YOU SMOKED WEED WITH A 70 YEAR OLD MUNCHKIN ARE WORDS I'LL NEVER FORGET 😂
Those pants have to be like “wtf are we doing?!” 😂😂
Theo is funnier than hell, but he's so intelligent and compassionate! Love him.
runnin' on that spare Genny, dude, huh?......keep the lights on bro......LMFAO
Nearly spit my drink out when he said that shit 😂😂
So freaking fast and clean!!
@@masonharkness6437 same bro lmao
@@patrickaker4380 always. Theo never disappoints lol
That was hilarious
"The lispy jew" jesus christ 😂😂😂
Yeah i bet jesus had a lisp and he was a jew so 🥴
Didn’t think such a strange conversation could also be so damn wholesome
"That's beautiful man." And it was. 😢
That story really stuck with me. Talk about humanity man.
The lispy Jew or 4 shouldered Italian dude lol
😂😂
I still can't stop laughing.....just spit my food out at Subway. Even a replay made me spit up food
Don't forget 4 titted sister lolol
@@anthonyrogers590 the man is a chaotic genius even in imitation lol
Idk if anyone caught that but theo von said "you just don't see that stuff anymore that's what's tough about stuff" which like yea that's a hilarious way to say nothing lol
😅 that’s a keeper
he made a point without going into specifics...
"Lobster Boy and Bearded Lady...they fell in love" "...that's...that's romantic...wonder what their kids would come out like....bearded lobsters."😂😂😂😂😂😂
"The Lispy Jew" 😂😂😂 That shit caught me way the fuck off guard, and I can't stop laughing😆
I love how this guy is obviously a big fan of Theo's, which you can see by his smiling in preparation for each and every one of Theo's joke, and hes not afraid to just show it. At the same time he does a great job with keeping the conversation going.
That 3 legged man was inside the Alice In Chains album cover
As long as these 2 can find a subject, they’ll be a dynamic duo for suuuure
“Got that spare genny to keep the lights on bro” - Theo is so witty!
How tf you gonna NOT read the best part of Lobster Boys story? For anyone in the comments who didn't pause: he murdered his daughters fiance the night of their wedding, got away with it and then later his wife and daughter ordered a hit on him and he was shot in the back of the head 3 times.
lol fr no one has mentioned it.
Had to pause and read, that shit wild.
I read it too ,crazy
Yep… happened about 12 miles from me.
Just came here to see if anyone else noticed 😮 now I’m super interested in that story
the jordan peterson joke was slept on good GAWD HAHA
"You smoked dope with the Wizard of Oz munchki!" Omg I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Yeah, that's the toughest part about, stuff." Genius 😅
The two shlongs is crazy.
AND they both worked.....my guy has some stories I'm sure...
You guys are both under homo suspicion
It’s untrue. I’m guessing his leg was fake too
geteting in double the trouble
@@Pluralofvinylisvinylsit’s fake?
Smoking the weed with the munchkin killed me!🤣🤣
Theo just had to dap him up for that..😂
Maybe he caught his leg in somethin 😂😂😂😂Theo really speaks his mind without thinking lol
No filtration first thought blurted hilariously
Cause of the odds
"The Lispy Jew" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Theo Von bringing the unqiue guests as always 🙌🙌
Forget Hollywood this is entertainment
I could see Theo working at a carnival and totally digging it!!!
The fact that Theo reads clearly and goes back into country speak is crazy
I deeply hope Theo continues this trend.
That second paragraph about the lobster boy is wild
No doubt
Shit lol🤯
The Alice in Chains 3 legged dog album! I knew that guy seemed familiar!😂🤘🏻
A spare genny to keep the lights on😂😂😂😂
This dude definitely asked to borrow 20.00 when he left.
Wtf lmao! 😂
and a cigarette
Seems more like the kinda guy that would bum a cig at a concert, and then find you later that night and pay you back with a hit of L.
😂
Eh, his aunt Bearded Lady is good for it.
I've laughed more on this episode than ever..these 2 need a podcast
Love podcast with regular people
“Running on that spare genny dude keep the lights on bro”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:52
Running on that spare geny. Omg I lost it on that one
"Wow, look at those pants. Those pants have to be like 'what the fuck are _we_ doing???'" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fuuuuck me, I don't think I've laughed that hard in a year.
“I wonder what their kids would come out like, bearded lobsters“ 🤣
This man got some great stories and he funny asf 🤣
The carnys voice brought back Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf memories
The phrase "having a third leg" has taken on a different kinda flex to me now
Bro had to change it to his “fourth *and* fifth” legs 😂
Karl’s cheeky freak of the week.
I lost it when Theo did the dude’s movement while thinking about the reality of being this man 😭🤣
Theo you rock. You come across as a genuine cool dude and I enjoy your show. 🎉
To anyone who happens to read this, I hope you have a wonderful and positive day/night! Be kind to people, try to be understanding, and don't be afraid of new experiences or perspectives. Love and let love, or at the very least, live and let live. Take care!
Thank you 🤜🏻
Have an AWESOME DAY!! 🤩❤️🔥
@@cesar_yf2637nobody asked mr too cool for positivity. Scrolling past this costs nothing
@@cesar_yf2637 It's not tacky. I am not a bot or anything. I clicked on the video a minute after it was posted, which is rare. Most videos have 100's if not 1000's of comments by the time I view them. So I put a positive comment since there was a decent chance people would see it. lol It's really not that serious, but I appreciate the concern. Hope you had a good day! Consider breaking the habit of defaulting into pessimism and assuming the worst of things or people and their intentions. It's not a healthy or productive trait. But to each their own. Have a wonderful/safe/positive weekend!
@@trevmason2352 Of course, you're welcome!
Hubby said: "At least he had TWO hands"! LOL!!
I don’t know why I stopped at this interview but it is really fascinating and locked me in.
Omg the Jordan Peterson line..... I almost crashed my car I laughed so hard❤😂❤😂❤😂❤
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@@YouShookItThreeTimescaught me playing w it
@@Fnberg744 😁
He’s like that dude with the head in his belly in Total Recall.
We need more interviews like this! You can only listen to the top celebs tell the same stories so many times! So much better to hear a brand new story and personality ❤
That conversation was cool for so many reasons. Go Theo.
theo was genuinely touched by the munchkin story lol
A spare genni lmao
This dude needs to be back he’s genuinely interesting and he just flows so well with theo
His guest is so fuckin chill about everything. Theo honestly goin ham here lmao
Awesome guest !
ALICE IN CHAINS
Lol "A Carny" get me every time
Doja cat 😭 you’re insulting that little girl but that shit funny as hell
Karl Pilkington
One of the best guests theo has had on. Dope episode
This guy has great timing! At times, he doesn't say anything funny, but the timing and way he delivers is hilarious!
this episode is hilarious 🤣
Holy shit I thought that was Dave Attell at first
This guest is fascinating. Super intelligent and content, and decent.
This is truly fascinating
Theo Von is a national treasure!!! He can make you laugh and get in your feelings ❤️☺️
I remember working at Walmart a carny that looked just like this guy told me I needed to hide him in the back cause the carnival kid napped him 😂 I told him “ I just stock shelves bro I’m not qualified for what you need 😂”
That was a great conversation. I should study this episode to improve my gab skills.
Theo, having such unique guests on who are also just normal people out of the spotlight is such a great recipe for great content. In a world and platform where everything is all about status and popularity I love how this proves that just a face to face chat with someone from all walks of life can birth such interesting conversations .
Is this Dave Attel's brother?
You put your right foot in , and you spin it all about You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about You put your...middle foot...in... You put your knee foot .... in...
You put your second dick in and you shake it all about
Very entertaining and fun to watch. Thanks for posting this.
Frank is a very chill laid back guy. His family and life have a very unique experience. Interesting
GANG GANG
Did anyone else read the second paragraph on screen about Lobster Boy?
That's crazy.